1. (Lois)
'Clark?'
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2. Lois, I got your message.
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3. What's going on?
Why are we here?
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4. I needed to see you.
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5. I wanted a chance
to say goodbye.
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6. Goodbye? What are you..
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7. Lois.
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8. Lois.
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9. No!
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10. I'll always love you.
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11. Lois.
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12. No.
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13. Lois!
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14. No!
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15. Honey?
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16. Honey, you know
what time it is?
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17. I couldn't sleep.
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18. What are you doing?
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19. Paperwork, insurance forms
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20. bank signature cards.
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21. Thought filling out
all these triplicate forms
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22. would put me
right back to sleep
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23. but you know what?
I kinda like it.
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24. I get a kick out of checking
the married box.
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25. Hmm.
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26. Plus, I never had
a beneficiary before
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27. you know, in the event of death.
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28. Honey, you can do this later.
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29. I'm just thinking
about the future.
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30. Well, the future can wait.
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31. Come on.
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32. I'll help you
get back to
sleep.
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33. Mm.
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34. Or not.
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35. Mm, you're probably right.
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36. The future's overrated anyway.
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37. It couldn't possibly
get
any better than
this.
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38. - Unh-unh. Mm-mm.
- Mm.
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39. (male #1)
'Let's go over it
one more time.'
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40. Can we move this along?
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41. I'm breaking out
this morning, you know.
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42. Yes, you believe
that a peacekeeper
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43. from the future will be
arriving on this date to—
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44. Extradite me back to the
future
to face punishment
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45. for crimes I've committed
in various time zones.
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46. So I gather you still
believe
you're from the future.
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47. Duh.
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48. And that you were
first brought to this
century
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49. by science fiction writer
HG Wells
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50. in a time machine
of his own invention.
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51. A real brain twist, isn't it?
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52. And using this time machine
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53. you tried to kill
the infant Superman.
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54. In the early '60s, yes.
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55. I see.
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56. And your assertion that
Superman has a secret identity?
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57. I stand by it.
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58. And that secret identity is?
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59. I'd tell you
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60. but you'd think I was nuts.
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61. Mr. Tempus,
assuming this is all true
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62. why would you admit it to me?
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63. Because you are in a word
Loony Tunes.
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64. Loony Tunes is two words.
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65. Not if you say it fast.
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66. So... how can you be so sure
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67. this peacekeeper guy's
gonna show?
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68. Because I'm from the future.
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69. I know what's going to happen.
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70. Kind of how I knew this..
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71. was going to happen.
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72. Soon, I'll have
everything I want.
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73. World conquest
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74. and as a bonus
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75. the destruction of Superman.
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76. Ah, right on time.
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77. Citizen Tempus
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78. I am Andrus,
the Utopian peacekeeper.
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79. No. Really?
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80. I have a warrant
for your
extradition.
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81. I will recite
from the list of charges.
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82. Crimes against
humanity,
vicious deeds—
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83. Blatant disregard
for human life, blah blah
blah.
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84. Can we go?
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85. I leave in your
place
this replicant.
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86. Synthetic Tempus
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87. who shall keep the people
of this primitive time
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88. from asking questions
better left unanswered.
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89. Oh, God, it's starting
to come back to me.
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90. They all talk like you
in the future, don't they?
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91. 'Well, let's get this
over with.'
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92. - Oh, look, what's that?
- What's what?
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93. Oh! Ugh!
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94. Really appreciate the "Daily
Planet's" endorsement, Perry.
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95. It's gonna go a long
way
for us at the polls.
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96. Like you need it, Mr.
President.
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97. Your approval rating's
higher than a cat's back.
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98. You're a shoo-in.
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99. Oh, never say
shoo-in,
my friend.
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100. Ah, no chance
Superman might be around
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101. is there, White?
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102. I only know he's a
friend
of the "Planet."
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103. I sure would like
to get a photo with
him.
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104. I think it's a safe bet
that Superman would prefer
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105. to stay out of partisan
politics, Mr. President.
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106. A wise policy, Lois.
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107. Mr. President,
what are your thoughts on this
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108. third party
write-in candidate, John Doe?
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109. John Doe.
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110. Some ad man's idea of a joke.
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111. The election's tomorrow
and still nobody's seen the
guy.
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112. No, the mysterious John Doe
doesn't worry me, Mr. Kent.
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113. Thank you. Well, we are
off
to dedicate a mini-mall
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114. but I'll tell you what.
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115. Lois, Clark, I've got
an exclusive for the two of
you.
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116. You'll sit with us
election night
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117. watch the returns come in.
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118. - We'll order a pizza.
- Sounds great, Mr. President.
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119. No anchovies.
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120. I promise.
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121. Well, this is the most
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122. uneventful election
year
in my memory.
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123. If things don't pick
up,
we're gonna be
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124. doing restaurant reviews.
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125. Still, I can't help but wonder
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126. who this John Doe really is.
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127. Hey, this area's restricted.
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128. As well it should be.
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129. Do you realize that
this satellite relay
station
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130. is uplinked to every major
long distance phone carrier
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131. in the country?
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132. - What is that thing?
- It's a subliminator.
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133. A what?
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134. It's a device
that will be invented
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135. in the late 25th century
and subsequently outlawed.
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136. I borrowed mine from a museum
in the 26th century.
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137. Well, alright, stole it then.
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138. What are you talking about?
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139. What I'm talking about
is power.
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140. With this device, I can
implant subliminal messages
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141. into the feeble minds
of the masses
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142. thereby controlling
the collective will.
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143. That enough exposition for you
or shall I go on?
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144. I'm calling the police.
Don't move.
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145. This is for Malcolm,
the security guard.
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146. The security alert
was triggered by a rodent.
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147. Yeah, Carl? Malcolm.
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148. No. No, nothing up here.
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149. Must've been another rat.
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150. Malcolm, you will
go to the window.
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151. At exactly..
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152. 12:00 noon,
you will be overcome
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153. by an irresistible urge
to take a flying leap
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154. out of that window.
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155. Gotta go.
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156. Gonna jump to my death soon.
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157. Bye-bye.
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158. Hey, guys, I just heard.
That is so cool.
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159. You're getting to be with the
president on election night.
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160. I guess that means
you'll be invited
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161. to the big victory party
afterwards?
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162. - Probably.
- I think so.
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163. Hottest ticket in town.
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164. You know, I've always been
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165. a big supporter
of the president's.
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166. - Oh.
- Yeah.
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167. His daughter's pretty cute,
isn't she?
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168. Total Betty.
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169. Would you like us to see
if we can get you invited?
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170. Thanks, I love women
raised around politics.
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171. They're just so... earnest,
you know?
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172. Oh, Lois, here's that book
you wanted.
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173. Oh, thanks.
Thanks, Jimmy.
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174. Whoo!
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175. "Do it yourself.
Last Will & Testament."
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176. Sweetheart, is there
something
you'd like to share?
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177. No, just after redoing my
insurance papers last night
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178. I realized I hadn't
had a will made out.
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179. That's because
you don't need a
will.
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180. Well, this year alone,
I have been shot at
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181. strapped to explosives
and electrocuted.
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182. If anyone needs a will
made out, it's me.
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183. Hmm.
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184. (Clark)
'Lois!'
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185. 'No!'
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186. This really bothers you,
doesn't it?
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187. Yeah.
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188. Well, honey,
I know it's unpleasant,
but
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189. it's really just
one of those things you do
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190. like paying your taxes.
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191. I-I mean,
it doesn't mean that I—
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192. (female #1)
'Look out! He's gonna jump!'
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193. Uh, somebody needs help.
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194. I hope he isn't gonna jump.
I hope he isn't.
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195. - Aah!
- Don't.
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196. Superman, what happened?
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197. You jumped.
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198. Yeah, yeah, I did.
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199. Wow. I didn't mean to.
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200. Sir, are you on any sort
of, uh, medication?
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201. What? No. Unh-unh.
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202. But you say
you didn't mean to jump.
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203. No. Actually, I guess I did.
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204. Okay. Why would you do that?
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205. Well, it just seemed
like the thing to do.
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206. (man on PA system)
'Metro train line 15 has
just..'
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207. Train derailment.
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208. You promise you'll use
the stairs from now on?
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209. Oh, I swear.
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210. Oh, Superman, thanks.
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211. Sure.
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212. Attention,
all registered voters.
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213. John Doe is a darn nice guy.
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214. 'John Doe is a darn nice guy.'
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215. The devil is here.
He, he walks among us.
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216. I saw him myself.
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217. He entered through
a portal from hell.
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218. 'Why don't you listen to me?'
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219. (female #2)
"Daily Planet." Darn
tootin'.
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220. John Doe's a very nice guy.
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221. That took a little longer
than I thought.
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222. Someone tried to jump off
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223. a satellite station,
and then a train derailed—
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224. Hey, is anyone
working
on this story?
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225. - I'm on it, chief.
- Well, work faster.
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226. I want an exclusive on this.
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227. I wanna find out
what makes this man
tick
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228. what he stands for
and most of all
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229. why is he such a darn nice guy?
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230. - What is he talking about?
- John Doe.
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231. Uh, hi, Benny,
what do you got for me?
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232. John Doe?
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233. What do you mean
there's no number
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234. to the campaign headquarters?
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235. 'You gotta do better than that.'
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236. John Doe shot up
several points in the polls
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237. while you were gone.
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238. While I was gone, what?
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239. This morning, everybody
thought John Doe was a
joke.
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240. You shouldn't say that
about John Doe, CK.
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241. I mean,
he's such a darn nice guy.
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242. - Darn nice guy? What?
- Thanks, Benny.
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243. I knew you'd come through.
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244. Let's go,
I got a tip that he's staying
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245. at the Metropolis Regent Hotel.
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246. - 'It's exciting, isn't
it?'
- 'Uh, I-I don't get it.'
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247. What's not to get? John Doe's
campaign is catching fire.
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248. His message is resonating
with the people.
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249. - It cuts across all barriers.
- Message? Lois, what message?
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250. - Well, you know—
- No, I don't.
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251. Uh, no one's even seen this guy
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252. let alone heard any message.
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253. Lois, why are you suddenly so..
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254. Why is everyone
suddenly so
taken
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255. with a candidate that
they know nothing
about?
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256. Well, I'm not taken.
I'm still a Garner supporter.
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257. But you have to admit
John Doe really is—
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258. What, a, a darn nice guy?
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259. Yeah.
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260. - 'Oh! Oh, there he is.'
- 'There he is.'
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261. Oh, oh, there he is.
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262. Oh, there he is.
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263. Oh, he really is..
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264. Tempus.
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265. Yes, Tempus.
Fascinating case.
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266. Sociopath, totally.
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267. Thinks he's from the future.
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268. Arrested for bank robbery.
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269. Brought here
ranting about Superman.
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270. Claims the Man of Steel
has a secret identity
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271. and that he knows what it is.
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272. Uh, he didn't happen
to get specific?
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273. No, he'll say
the most outrageous
things
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274. but that's one
bit
of information
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275. he refuses to divulge.
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276. Don't ask me why.
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277. The mind
of the paranoid
delusional
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278. is a complex thing indeed.
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279. When did you first notice
that he was missing?
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280. Missing?
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281. - Oh, he's not missing.
- He's not?
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282. No. He's here.
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283. - He's here?
- Yes.
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284. As a matter of fact,
we just finished a
session
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285. about an hour ago.
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286. 'I have great hope.'
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287. 'He finally seems
to be responding to therapy.'
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288. Tempus, you have visitors.
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289. Clark Kent and Lois Lane.
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290. Star reporters
for the "Daily Planet."
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291. Tempus, you know
why you're here?
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292. Yes, I do.
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293. Dr. Dussel explained it to me.
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294. 'I'm deeply disturbed.
I've lost my identity.'
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295. 'The result
of a traumatic event.'
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296. So, I fashioned a romantic
alter-ego for myself
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297. assuming this role allows me
to avoid dealing
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298. with painful childhood issues.
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299. - What about Superman?
- Superman?
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300. Clearly, I've projected
my own identity issues
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301. onto Superman.
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302. I'm learning that now.
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303. No, please. Put me in
solitary.
Put me anywhere.
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304. Just don't make me
go back in there.
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305. Listen to me.
They went out the window.
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306. I saw them..
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307. You win some, you lose some.
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308. Excuse me.
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309. (Dr. Dussel)
'Now, Mr. Barrett'
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310. 'you know there are
no windows here.'
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311. I suppose John Doe could be a
present day ancestor of Tempus.
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312. That could account
for the likeness.
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313. Lois, forget John Doe
for a minute.
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314. Whoever was in there
was not Tempus.
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315. How can you be so sure?
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316. He didn't have it in the eyes.
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317. Have what?
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318. Evil.
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319. So, that wasn't Tempus
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320. but you're sure John Doe is?
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321. Just put me
in a room with him.
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322. I'll know.
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323. Randolph.
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324. I'm rising
in the polls everywhere
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325. except these small
pocket communities.
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326. Why is that?
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327. Uh, Mr. Doe,
those would be, um
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328. Amish communities, sir.
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329. So, have you done your
get-out-the-vote phone drive?
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330. The Amish don't have
telephones, sir.
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331. - No telephones?
- No, sir.
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332. Uh, sir, there are some
reporters outside to see
you.
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333. Well, of course,
there are, Randolph.
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334. Yes, sir, but there are a
couple of particular
reporters.
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335. Lane and Kent?
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336. You wanted to know
if they showed up.
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337. Yes. Good.
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338. - Bring them in.
- Yes, sir.
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339. The Amish are not your friends.
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340. They are anti-John Doe.
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341. Boycott their quilts,
they're overpriced
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342. and the workmanship
is shoddy anyway.
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343. Oh, and John Doe
is a darn nice guy.
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344. Welcome. I'm John Doe.
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345. You don't mind
if my aide sits in?
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346. We were a little surprised when
you agreed to see us, Mr. Doe.
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347. Oh. Why is that?
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348. Uh, well,
there has been a complete
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350. This is actually
the first interview
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351. you've given, isn't it?
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352. Well, I've just been waiting
for the right journalists.
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353. 'Someone who wouldn't misquote
or misrepresent me.'
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355. I think we stand
for the same things.
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356. Yes.
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357. Uh..
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358. What is it you do
stand for exactly?
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359. Oh, you know. The usual.
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360. Uh-huh.
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361. Well, maybe you could
give us a little more
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362. on your background.
Where you're from?
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363. 'Uh, have you ever held
public office before?'
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364. Because, see, we looked and..
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365. well, we weren't really
able to find anything.
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366. No skeletons in the closet?
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367. No closet.
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368. Well, I've kept a low profile.
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369. Well, then you must
be equally surprised
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in popularity.
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371. Given that, uh, nobody really
knows anything about you.
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372. Ain't America great?
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373. You just tell your readers
that when John Doe
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374. becomes complete and absolute
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375. democratically
elected public servant
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376. their lives will vastly improve.
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377. Mr. Doe,
has anyone ever told you
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378. that you bear
a striking resemblance to..
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380. Just who else would
I look like, Mr. Kent?
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381. A nihilistic sociopath
from the future
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382. who will stop at nothing
to quench
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383. his bitter thirst for power.
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384. For example.
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385. It is said we all have
a twin someplace in the world.
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386. Why, Mr. Kent,
without those glasses
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387. 'I'd say you'd look
exactly like..'
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388. Well, duh.
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389. I'm sure you get my meaning.
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390. Oh, yeah.
I get your
meaning.
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392. Then we're clear.
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393. If you'll excuse me..
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394. I have babies to kiss.
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395. My God, Clark, it is him.
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396. He practically came
right out and admitted it.
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397. Not practically, Lois.
That's exactly what he
did.
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398. We gotta figure out
how he's doing this.
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399. How he's swaying public opinion.
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400. He's not swaying public opinion.
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401. He's getting
into people's heads.
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402. I know two things for sure.
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403. Tempus is evil
and has to be stopped
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404. and John Doe is a darn nice guy.
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405. Wait, wait.
You still believe
that?
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406. No, no, but it's in my head.
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407. He put it in my head
just like he put it
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408. into everybody else's head.
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409. Only, the difference
is I know who Tempus is
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410. and what he's capable of.
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411. Yeah, and he knows who I am.
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412. He must've known
you wouldn't be affected
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413. and that's why he allowed us
to speak to him.
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414. - It was a warning.
- No, it was a challenge.
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415. What are we gonna do?
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416. Stop him.
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417. (Tempus on satellite)
'Just hearing the name John
Doe'
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418. gives you a warm, fuzzy feeling.
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419. Now what is it, Randolph?
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420. Well, Andrus, what a surprise.
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421. How'd you get past
my secret service
detail?
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422. The minds of these primitives
are easily manipulated
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423. but I see you've already
discovered that
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424. and on a much larger scale.
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425. Oh, well, it was
fun
while it lasted.
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426. Catch me if you can.
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427. After your escape,
the peacekeepers erased
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428. the code on that
window
you stole.
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429. It's worthless.
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430. You won't be fleeing
into any more time
periods.
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431. Oh, no?
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432. I rather doubt you got
back here by subway, Andrus.
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433. It won't work, Tempus. We've
taken precautions this time.
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434. The window I
carry
has been coded
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435. so only I may operate it.
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436. In truth,
if you were even to touch
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it would break apart
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438. spinning you into eternity.
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439. Which is probably
where you belong anyway.
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440. And you wonder
why you never get asked out.
Copy !req
441. Come.
We return for your
trial.
Copy !req
442. I don't think so.
Copy !req
443. Tempus, I speak to you
as a fellow Utopian.
Copy !req
444. Return with me now and make
amends for your crimes
Copy !req
445. and save
what is left of your
soul.
Copy !req
446. Funny, no matter
how you pretty it up
Copy !req
447. it still sounds
like prison to me.
Copy !req
448. - Send in my photographer.
- 'Oh, sure. Lobby?'
Copy !req
449. Congratulations, Andrus.
Copy !req
450. You've just become
my running mate.
Copy !req
451. I wonder what the folks back
home will think of you now.
Copy !req
452. Smile, please.
Copy !req
453. Right-hand man
in the most ruthless
Copy !req
454. barbaric and oppressive regime
Copy !req
455. the world has known
or will know.
Copy !req
456. Lock him up.
Copy !req
457. (Lois)
'I don't know, Dr. Klein.'
Copy !req
458. 'Do you think there could be
something in the water'
Copy !req
459. that's making people
susceptible
to John Doe's charms?
Copy !req
460. Oh, you think so?
Copy !req
461. Oh, you think
John Doe is so charming.
Copy !req
462. I see.
Copy !req
463. Thanks.
Copy !req
464. Well, he was no help.
Copy !req
465. Neither are these
scientific journals.
Copy !req
466. While there is plenty
of evidence to suggest
Copy !req
467. that subliminal suggestions work
and they're used to some extent
Copy !req
468. there is nothing along the lines
Copy !req
469. of what we're seeing
with John Doe.
Copy !req
470. Hm.
Copy !req
471. - What?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
472. When you said that name John Doe
Copy !req
473. I just got this warm,
fuzzy feeling inside.
Copy !req
474. - Well, that's not good, is
it?
- Unh-unh.
Copy !req
475. It's Tempus. It's Tempus.
Copy !req
476. - Better.
- Tempus.
Copy !req
477. Tempus must have gotten
out of that asylum
somehow.
Copy !req
478. Maybe he didn't use the door.
Copy !req
479. What do you mean?
Copy !req
480. Well, he's a time traveler.
Copy !req
481. Maybe he was using time.
Copy !req
482. Maybe he went forwards
or-or backwards
Copy !req
483. and then just somehow
ended up in
Metropolis.
Copy !req
484. I suppose anything's possible.
Copy !req
485. Maybe whatever he's using
to manipulate the public
Copy !req
486. hasn't even been invented yet.
Copy !req
487. - Message for you, CK.
- Thanks, Jimmy.
Copy !req
488. Uh, Jimmy,
hey, we got you invited
Copy !req
489. to the Garner's victory party
tomorrow night.
Copy !req
490. Oh, uh..
Copy !req
491. Actually, I'm going to the
John Doe rave at Club L-7.
Copy !req
492. - Yeah, but I thought you—
- Come on, CK.
Copy !req
493. A victory party
for President Garner?
Copy !req
494. 'Like he's gonna win?'
Copy !req
495. He's right, you know.
Copy !req
496. John Doe's polls
just keep rising.
Copy !req
497. And we're no closer
to proving fraud
Copy !req
498. or anything else
for that matter.
Copy !req
499. John Doe is the devil.
Copy !req
500. He came into this sphere
through a portal from hell.
Copy !req
501. I-I saw it myself.
Copy !req
502. 'They came through
the devil's window.'
Copy !req
503. Through the window.
Copy !req
504. John Doe is not nice.
Copy !req
505. Drive.
Copy !req
506. Mr. President?
Copy !req
507. Lois, Clark, come on in.
Copy !req
508. 'You got the message
that the victory
celebration'
Copy !req
509. 'moved, I take it?'
Copy !req
510. There was a sign
on the ballroom
door.
Copy !req
511. A lot of last
minute
cancellations.
Copy !req
512. Didn't see the point
in renting that huge
hall
Copy !req
513. if it was just
gonna
be us die-hards.
Copy !req
514. Where's your wife and daughter?
Copy !req
515. At the John Doe bash
over at Club L-7.
Copy !req
516. Mr. President,
we need to talk.
Copy !req
517. (man on TV)
'With 80%
of the precincts reporting'
Copy !req
518. it looks as if John Doe
is going to take Manhattan.
Copy !req
519. Damn, I can't believe
it.
He took Manhattan.
Copy !req
520. The Bronx and Staten Island too.
Copy !req
521. 'Correspondent Mike..'
Copy !req
522. Mr. President,
we have reason to believe
Copy !req
523. that John Doe is—
Copy !req
524. A darn nice guy.
Copy !req
525. 'I can't disagree.'
Copy !req
526. Hell, even I voted for him.
Copy !req
527. You, what?
Copy !req
528. Well, I was in the voting
booth
this morning.
Copy !req
529. Now I meant to vote for myself
Copy !req
530. but I thought about John Doe
Copy !req
531. and well, I just felt
I had to vote for him.
Copy !req
532. (man on TV)
'... taken the White House'
Copy !req
533. but LNN is predicting
Copy !req
534. the projected winner
and the next president
Copy !req
535. of the United States of
America,
John Doe.
Copy !req
536. Yeah, way to go.
Copy !req
537. Wait a minute.
That means I lost.
Copy !req
538. No.
Copy !req
539. 'Lois.'
Copy !req
540. (Tempus)
'Though the Doe
administration'
Copy !req
541. 'doesn't officially
take power for a few months'
Copy !req
542. 'I wanted to let
the people know'
Copy !req
543. 'that we're gonna
make the transition'
Copy !req
544. 'as painless as possible.'
Copy !req
545. I'm already working with
President Garner on that
score.
Copy !req
546. Oh, God,
it's starting
already.
Copy !req
547. My greatest hope is that
the former supporters
Copy !req
548. of President Garner
will join with me
Copy !req
549. 'in making this country
great again.'
Copy !req
550. Again?
Copy !req
551. Like back in the days
of slavery.
Copy !req
552. In particular, Superman.
Copy !req
553. Superman, if you're listening..
Copy !req
554. '... I want you to know
that I hope we can find'
Copy !req
555. 'a place for you
in the Doe administration.'
Copy !req
556. Once all citizens are working
through the proper channels
Copy !req
557. especially well-meaning
but lawless vigilantes
Copy !req
558. such as yourself
Copy !req
559. the world will be a safer
and more ordered place.
Copy !req
560. I hope you can understand that.
Copy !req
561. And if you Kent,
I mean, can't
Copy !req
562. well, we'll just have to
figure out something else.
Copy !req
563. 'That's all for today.'
Copy !req
564. 'Thank you.'
Copy !req
565. Clark, he said your name.
Copy !req
566. I know.
Copy !req
567. I know this isn't
our usual approach
Copy !req
568. but I say you go over there
and kick his skinny butt.
Copy !req
569. I would love to.
Copy !req
570. Honey, you know Superman
can't just go beat up
Copy !req
571. the president-elect.
Copy !req
572. - Why not?
- Lois.
Copy !req
573. - He's dangerous.
- I know.
Copy !req
574. He's also the most popular man
in the country right now.
Copy !req
575. Elected by a landslide.
Copy !req
576. We have to be very,
very smart about this.
Copy !req
577. Tempus,
President of The United
States.
Copy !req
578. What a nightmare.
Copy !req
579. Lois, I've been having..
Copy !req
580. (man on radio)
'2-11 in progress..'
Copy !req
581. There's a robbery
going down right now.
Copy !req
582. Do me a favor.
Stay here, lock the doors.
Copy !req
583. - Don't go anywhere.
- Clark—
Copy !req
584. Honey, just do it.
Copy !req
585. I got a funny feeling.
Copy !req
586. Come on. The coast is clear.
Quick! This way.
Copy !req
587. - Oh.
- Going somewhere, boys?
Copy !req
588. - Take care of them.
- They're all yours,
officer.
Copy !req
589. Wait a minute.
Uh, wait..
Copy !req
590. What's going on?
Copy !req
591. You didn't read them
their Miranda rights
Copy !req
592. did you, Superman?
Copy !req
593. No, I didn't. I never do.
You guys always do that.
Copy !req
594. You can't just let 'em
walk out of here.
Copy !req
595. I caught 'em in the act.
Copy !req
596. That's your word against theirs
Copy !req
597. I'm afraid, Superman.
Copy !req
598. What? They have guns
and ski masks and—
Copy !req
599. The constitution allows
them
the right to bear arms
Copy !req
600. and the last time I
heard,
skiing was still legal.
Copy !req
601. - Uh.
- 'Excuse me, Superman?'
Copy !req
602. I'm Smithers.
I'm with the FAA.
Copy !req
603. Was that you flying
overhead a few minutes ago?
Copy !req
604. - Wh-what? Yeah.
- Mm-hm.
Copy !req
605. I need to see your license.
Copy !req
606. - My what?
- Your license? To fly?
Copy !req
607. - You do have one?
- No, I don't.
Copy !req
608. Superman, Agent Bower, IRS.
Copy !req
609. We've been trying
to contact you.
Copy !req
610. We need your
social security number.
Copy !req
611. I don't have one.
Copy !req
612. Everyone has
a social security number.
Copy !req
613. Well, I don't.
Copy !req
614. I guess that explains
why we can't locate
Copy !req
615. any of your tax returns.
Copy !req
616. It doesn't appear
you've actually ever filed.
Copy !req
617. That can't be, can it?
Copy !req
618. Superman a tax dodger?
Copy !req
619. Should we be looking
under S for Super
Copy !req
620. or M for Man?
Copy !req
621. Superman, Emily Stevens
Copy !req
622. with Immigration
and
Naturalization.
Copy !req
623. We just need a quick
look
at your green card.
Copy !req
624. Green card?
Copy !req
625. You are an
alien,
are you not?
Copy !req
626. Superman, I'm afraid
until we get this cleared up
Copy !req
627. I'm gonna have to ground you.
Copy !req
628. (Clark)
Tempus set the whole thing
up.
Copy !req
629. In less than 24 hours
Copy !req
630. after the election,
he's already insinuated
Copy !req
631. himself this deeply
into the system.
Copy !req
632. We have to bring him down
before the inauguration.
Copy !req
633. Once he has access to the
highest levels of
government—
Copy !req
634. - I may have something.
- What?
Copy !req
635. Last night, a homeless man
was shot and killed.
Copy !req
636. Well, how does that tie in?
Copy !req
637. His name was
Terence Rutherford
Copy !req
638. but here's what's interesting.
Copy !req
639. In the last couple of days
Copy !req
640. there have been
a lot of complaints
Copy !req
641. against him
for disturbing the peace.
Copy !req
642. It seems he was in the streets
ranting against John Doe.
Copy !req
643. So, Tempus hasn't gotten
to everyone.
Copy !req
644. Exactly, but there's more.
Copy !req
645. Witnesses claim
that he was saying
Copy !req
646. "John Doe came in
through the window."
Copy !req
647. That sounds familiar.
Copy !req
648. Remember that inmate
at the asylum?
Copy !req
649. The one who was ranting?
Copy !req
650. He was saying that,
they went out the window.
Copy !req
651. I think there's a connection.
Copy !req
652. We've got to talk
to this inmate.
Copy !req
653. Find out exactly what he saw.
Copy !req
654. He doesn't sleep,
just sits there all night
Copy !req
655. 'with his eyes open
watching me.'
Copy !req
656. How long has he been doing that?
Copy !req
657. Ever since
they made the switch.
Copy !req
658. - The switch?
- Yeah. One's a fake.
Copy !req
659. I don't think he's even human.
Copy !req
660. - How do you know?
- Well, I saw the whole
thing.
Copy !req
661. The window appeared right there
just like he said it would.
Copy !req
662. - Who said it would?
- Tempus.
Copy !req
663. And that other guy,
that peacekeeper
Copy !req
664. he's the one
that made the switch.
Copy !req
665. Someone came back for Tempus.
Copy !req
666. And Tempus busted loose.
Copy !req
667. But no one believes me.
They think I'm nuts.
Copy !req
668. But I'm not nuts.
Copy !req
669. I'm Superman.
Copy !req
670. (Tempus)
Good.
Copy !req
671. This one.
Copy !req
672. Ooh.
Copy !req
673. They're starting to ask
about you, Andrus.
Copy !req
674. 'Everybody wants to meet
the new vice
president-elect.'
Copy !req
675. I don't know how much longer
I can put them off.
Copy !req
676. You might wanna consider giving
me the code to that window.
Copy !req
677. Then we can put an end
to all this unpleasantness.
Copy !req
678. You are a true force
for evil, Tempus.
Copy !req
679. Oh, you're just saying that
because I've got you tied
Copy !req
680. to a chair, and I'm about
to plunge the world
Copy !req
681. into a thousand years
of darkness.
Copy !req
682. You won't get away with this.
Copy !req
683. Men of greater character
will conspire to stop you.
Copy !req
684. Or not.
Copy !req
685. If you don't allow Superman
to do his good work
Copy !req
686. Utopia will never come about.
Copy !req
687. But I'm creating
a new Utopia, Andrus.
Copy !req
688. One that suits my own
unique sensibilities.
Copy !req
689. Great men aren't so easily
neutralized, Tempus.
Copy !req
690. You know, you're right.
Copy !req
691. If history has taught us
nothing else
Copy !req
692. it's taught us this.
Copy !req
693. Never invade Russia
Copy !req
694. and don't underestimate
the power
Copy !req
695. of Superman's
disgusting goodness.
Copy !req
696. 'He'll need
a little more convincing'
Copy !req
697. if he's to cooperate fully
Copy !req
698. and I know just where
to hit him hardest
Copy !req
699. 'for maximum effect.'
Copy !req
700. This one goes out..
Copy !req
701. to Lois Lane.
Copy !req
702. Lois Lane.
Copy !req
703. Hello?
Copy !req
704. No, I, I can't hear you.
Copy !req
705. Ugh, it's a really
bad connection.
Copy !req
706. I'll meet you outside.
Uh, yeah?
Copy !req
707. No, I can't hear you.
Copy !req
708. So do you remember
anything else?
Copy !req
709. What did this, uh,
peacekeeper look like?
Copy !req
710. Oh, that's easy.
He's right there.
Copy !req
711. The vice president-elect?
Th-that's who came for Tempus?
Copy !req
712. Oh, thanks.
Copy !req
713. Oh, you know, I, I could break
out of here anytime I wanted
Copy !req
714. but then they'd know
I was Superman
Copy !req
715. so I just stay locked up.
Copy !req
716. Clever, huh?
Copy !req
717. [chuckles
]
Very.
Copy !req
718. Lois?
Copy !req
719. Superman, what happened?
Copy !req
720. You just drove the car
off the cliff.
Copy !req
721. I did?
Copy !req
722. I did.
Copy !req
723. Lois, why?
Copy !req
724. I don't know why.
Copy !req
725. - It just—
- Seemed like the thing to do?
Copy !req
726. Exactly.
Copy !req
727. (man on speaker)
'Superman,
we have you surrounded.'
Copy !req
728. - Are you okay now?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
729. - Yeah, get out of here.
- 'Hey, wait.'
Copy !req
730. And see about hiring some
painters for the White House.
Copy !req
731. I despise the color.
Copy !req
732. Well, Superman,
you patriotic thing you.
Copy !req
733. Come on in.
Copy !req
734. (Randolph)
Uh, should I call
for the secret service
Copy !req
735. Mr. President-Elect?
Copy !req
736. No, Randolph, he won't harm me.
Copy !req
737. See, Randolph,
that's something
Copy !req
738. you must learn
about superheroes.
Copy !req
739. 'No matter which way they turn'
Copy !req
740. they're constantly
bumping into their own ethics.
Copy !req
741. I'm gonna bring
you down, Tempus.
Copy !req
742. Who's Tempus?
Copy !req
743. You've gone too far this time.
Copy !req
744. What are you gonna do,
impeach me?
Copy !req
745. I'll do whatever's necessary.
Copy !req
746. You might wanna
reconsider
cooperating
Copy !req
747. 'with the new administration,
Superman.'
Copy !req
748. One never knows when one's wife
Copy !req
749. will drive her car
off a cliff.
Copy !req
750. Does one?
Copy !req
751. This is a warning.
Copy !req
752. You stay away from her
or I promise you
Copy !req
753. you will see
my ethics disappear.
Copy !req
754. That was outrageous.
Copy !req
755. That man is history.
Copy !req
756. Uh, sir.
Copy !req
757. Actually not for
long,
Randolph.
Copy !req
758. Soon I'll be history
Copy !req
759. and Superman will be nothing
Copy !req
760. more than a freakish footnote.
Copy !req
761. I, I don't think
he's gonna agree
Copy !req
762. to cooperate with you, sir.
Copy !req
763. - I know that, you imbecile.
- Okay.
Copy !req
764. I'm going out for a while.
Copy !req
765. Unlock the
vice president-elect's door.
Copy !req
766. When he tries to escape,
let him.
Copy !req
767. (Lois)
It's totally
understandable.
Copy !req
768. The man tried to kill your wife.
Copy !req
769. And considering I'm your
wife,
I'm not sorry you did.
Copy !req
770. No, that's not
what I mean. I mean..
Copy !req
771. I let him see my anger,
my fear.
Copy !req
772. It was stupid.
Copy !req
773. Your fear?
Copy !req
774. Lois, when I came outside
and you weren't there..
Copy !req
775. What?
Copy !req
776. I've been having these dreams.
Copy !req
777. Nightmares... about losing you.
Copy !req
778. Honey, they're just dreams.
Copy !req
779. Tempus is in them.
Copy !req
780. And I started having 'em
before all this started.
Copy !req
781. You were dreaming about Tempus
before John Doe showed up?
Copy !req
782. Uh, I didn't realize
it was him at first..
Copy !req
783. until just recently.
Copy !req
784. But he has always been
there in the shadows.
Copy !req
785. Oh.
Copy !req
786. You just turned that figure
in your dream into Tempus
Copy !req
787. when he re-emerged, that's all.
Copy !req
788. No. It was always him.
Copy !req
789. Lois..
Copy !req
790. if I ever lost you..
Copy !req
791. I'd be losing myself.
Copy !req
792. I'm right here.
Copy !req
793. I know.
Copy !req
794. Make love to me, Clark.
Copy !req
795. - Clark Kent?
- Oh, my God, you're—
Copy !req
796. My name is Andrus.
Copy !req
797. I'm from the future
and I need your help.
Copy !req
798. 'My world is extraordinary.'
Copy !req
799. 'A true Utopia.'
Copy !req
800. The world your love
made possible.
Copy !req
801. If it weren't for you,
there would be no Utopia.
Copy !req
802. Men of peace, such as myself
Copy !req
803. wouldn't exist as leaders.
Copy !req
804. Uh, but now both our worlds
are in danger.
Copy !req
805. Yours and mine.
Copy !req
806. We'll do whatever
we can to help.
Copy !req
807. Good.
Copy !req
808. Will you come with me
to the future, Superman?
Copy !req
809. Help return Tempus to justice.
Copy !req
810. Once Tempus is delivered
to justice
Copy !req
811. your husband will return here,
of course.
Copy !req
812. I'll be waiting.
Copy !req
813. I love you, Lois.
Copy !req
814. I love you too.
Copy !req
815. Best not to do this
out in the open.
Copy !req
816. I don't think we'll
have
any trouble getting
inside.
Copy !req
817. - Hello?
- Miss Lane?
Copy !req
818. Uh, this is Dr. Dussel
at the asylum.
Copy !req
819. You asked me to call
if there was any change
Copy !req
820. in Tempus' condition.
Copy !req
821. 'Well, there has been.'
Copy !req
822. He's escaped.
Copy !req
823. - Escaped?
- Yes.
Copy !req
824. He was here.
Copy !req
825. Who? Who was there?
Copy !req
826. President-elect Doe.
Copy !req
827. - What?
- 'Yes, he broke in here.'
Copy !req
828. He was armed, Miss Lane.
He took Tempus with him.
Copy !req
829. And to think
I voted for the man.
Copy !req
830. 'You know, it's odd'
Copy !req
831. 'but he does look
strikingly like Tempus.'
Copy !req
832. I'm amazed
I didn't notice it before.
Copy !req
833. It's over, Tempus.
Copy !req
834. Is it?
Copy !req
835. Walk through
or be dragged through.
Copy !req
836. It makes no difference to me.
Copy !req
837. Either way, you're going back.
Copy !req
838. Have you nothing to say?
No remorse?
Copy !req
839. What would you have me say?
Copy !req
840. It's just as well.
Superman.
Copy !req
841. What? No.
That was the replicant.
Copy !req
842. - Superman!
- Lois.
Copy !req
843. Get out! Get out now!
Copy !req
844. No, let her through.
She should see this.
Copy !req
845. Yes, sir, into the room.
Copy !req
846. No, if he touches the window,
Superman is doomed.
Copy !req
847. - Lois!
- Clark!
Copy !req
848. - Lois!
- 'Clark?'
Copy !req
849. Ugh!
Copy !req
850. Lois! No!
Copy !req
851. Well..
Copy !req
852. time to get on
with the country's work.
Copy !req
853. Where is he? Where is he?
Copy !req
854. Where is he? Where is he?
Copy !req
855. - Gone.
- What do you mean gone?
Copy !req
856. He traveled into time
without the window.
Copy !req
857. He's in eternity now.
Copy !req
858. Well, you have to help
me
get him back.
Copy !req
859. I feel..
Copy !req
860. strange.
Copy !req
861. It's not unpleasant.
Copy !req
862. Ah, everything's changing.
Copy !req
863. I no longer..
Copy !req
864. exist.
Copy !req
865. Clark!
Copy !req
866. Clark!
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