1. Oh, aye, eh?
Eh?Copy !req
2. Oh, aye, eh?
Huh?Copy !req
3. You kept that one a secret,
didn't you, eh?Copy !req
4. Eh, kept that one a secret.Copy !req
5. Bumped into somebody
the other day,Copy !req
6. your name came up
in conversation.Copy !req
7. I didn't know they knew you,Copy !req
8. but it turns out they knew
you before I knew you.Copy !req
9. They were telling us a few
things you used to get up to.Copy !req
10. A few dirty wee secrets, eh?Copy !req
11. You kept that one quiet, eh?Copy !req
12. I'm not surprised.Copy !req
13. Anyway, I'll let you get on
with the show.Copy !req
14. You're watching
Adventure Call.Copy !req
15. My name is Falconhoof,Copy !req
16. and I will be your guide
on your quest.Copy !req
17. Greetings, Line 3, what is
your name, traveller?Copy !req
18. Falconhoof,
my name's Robbie.Copy !req
19. Greetings, Robbie. Are you
ready to begin your quest?Copy !req
20. Aye.Copy !req
21. Very well.
Let us begin.Copy !req
22. Wait for me!Copy !req
23. Ah, Jingle!
Will you be joining us?Copy !req
24. Yes, Falconhoof!Copy !req
25. No adventure is completeCopy !req
26. without jingle hat
and jingle feet.Copy !req
27. Then I better
introduce you.Copy !req
28. Travellers, meet
Jingle the jester.Copy !req
29. Greetings, travellers!Copy !req
30. I am Jingle,Copy !req
31. quick of wit,
I'm fast and nimble.Copy !req
32. Many jokes and
many quipsCopy !req
33. have passed
between my funny lips.Copy !req
34. By poking fun
and making merry,Copy !req
35. our journeys won't be
half as scary.Copy !req
36. So, don't be timid,
don't be nervous,Copy !req
37. Jingle's here,
at your service.Copy !req
38. Kill Jester.Copy !req
39. OK, let us begin our quest.Copy !req
40. You are standing outside
Castle Voldesad.Copy !req
41. It is surrounded by a moat.Copy !req
42. The drawbridge is up.Copy !req
43. To your right
is a small tree.Copy !req
44. I have heard, to make
the bridge go down,Copy !req
45. there is a lever,
look around.Copy !req
46. What would you like to do?Copy !req
47. Kill Jester.Copy !req
48. Jingle is our friend.
She is here to help us.Copy !req
49. So, she'll be
here for the whole quest?Copy !req
50. Yes!Copy !req
51. To give advice
and tell jokes and that?Copy !req
52. - Yes!
- For the whole quest?Copy !req
53. Yes!Copy !req
54. Kill Jester.Copy !req
55. But if you kill Jingle,
you won't be able to —Copy !req
56. Here, it's my money,
it's my game, kill her.Copy !req
57. - But —
- Do it.Copy !req
58. Jingle is dead.Copy !req
59. Game over.
There is now no way to —Copy !req
60. Well worth it, mate.
Well worth it.Copy !req
61. Get rid of her, mate.
She's shite.Copy !req
62. Let's take another call.Copy !req
63. Let's go, girls!Copy !req
64. Oh, you missed it!Copy !req
65. Do it next time, right?Copy !req
66. I've not seen that before.Copy !req
67. It's funny, isn't it? That
you can walk down the same
street year after yearCopy !req
68. in a place you've lived
your whole lifeCopy !req
69. and notice an old building
that makes you think,Copy !req
70. "I've not seen that before!"Copy !req
71. Aye, well, I'm not having it.Copy !req
72. - All right, mate?
All right?Copy !req
73. I was just saying, I've not
seen this building before.Copy !req
74. - It's been here for years.
- Aye? What is it?Copy !req
75. - Just offices.
- Just offices, aye?Copy !req
76. - What primary school
did you go to?
- What?Copy !req
77. - What's your maw's
maiden name?
- Are you off your head?Copy !req
78. - What's your favourite
Wham song?
- What?Copy !req
79. I knew it!Copy !req
80. Go! Go!
Go! Go!Copy !req
81. And don't come back!Copy !req
82. Try it!Copy !req
83. Don't worry,
I don't judge you.Copy !req
84. It was years ago, wasn't it?Copy !req
85. And I've not told anybody,
I swear to God.Copy !req
86. I've not told a soul.Copy !req
87. People!Copy !req
88. People and their parties
keep me up till all hours.Copy !req
89. Selfish, inconsiderate
bastards.Copy !req
90. I hate them.Copy !req
91. But then I heard them play
one of my favourite songs.Copy !req
92. And I start to loosen up,
I start to chill out,Copy !req
93. cos it reminds me
that they're just like me.Copy !req
94. They're not bad people,Copy !req
95. they're just having
a good time.Copy !req
96. Then I hear them laugh again.Copy !req
97. Only this time
it doesn't sound likeCopy !req
98. fingernails down
a blackboard,Copy !req
99. like it did before,Copy !req
100. because this time I realise
that if they were my pals,Copy !req
101. the sound of their laughter
would be music to my ears,Copy !req
102. like a lullaby.Copy !req
103. I'd drift off to sleep
with a big smile on my face,Copy !req
104. happy because
my pals are happy.Copy !req
105. So, that's what I'll do, I'll
imagine they're my pals.Copy !req
106. And, in a way, they are.Copy !req
107. After all,
they say that a strangerCopy !req
108. is just a friend
that you haven't met yet.Copy !req
109. Sorry, it's a private party.Copy !req
110. No bother.Copy !req
111. Aye, Officer,
it's an absolute racket,Copy !req
112. and I'm sure
I could smell hash, an' all.Copy !req
113. Let's go, girls!Copy !req
114. Right, now that was good!
That was better,Copy !req
115. but next time I want you
to blow me away,Copy !req
116. next time I want
everybody doing it...Copy !req
117. And that means you!Copy !req
118. Thank you for joining us.Copy !req
119. My name is Larry Forsyth,Copy !req
120. and with me is Dr Stewart.Copy !req
121. This week, Dr Stewart
will be administering me
with Moonbeam.Copy !req
122. A drug first synthesised
during the First World War,Copy !req
123. it was thought to aid the
soldier in unarmed combat.Copy !req
124. An hour-and-a-half later,Copy !req
125. I was beginning to feel
definite effects.Copy !req
126. - You can't feel that?
- No.Copy !req
127. How about if I do this?Copy !req
128. - No.
- Nothing at all?Copy !req
129. Nothing.Copy !req
130. What is it
you're experiencing?Copy !req
131. I feel I'm able to harvest
these energy beams around usCopy !req
132. and send them your way,
but...Copy !req
133. - You don't feel anything?
- No.Copy !req
134. There's a rather big one
up here.Copy !req
135. Perhaps if I take
this one and...Copy !req
136. - Prepare yourself.
- OK.Copy !req
137. - I'm sorry, did that hurt?
- I'm not feeling anything.Copy !req
138. Larry, are you prepared
to acceptCopy !req
139. that these beams are merely
figments of your imagination?Copy !req
140. No, I'm sure
they're quite real.Copy !req
141. I'm just don't think I'm
doing it strong enough.Copy !req
142. How about if I do this?Copy !req
143. - Did you feel that?
- Nothing.Copy !req
144. How about this one?Copy !req
145. Whoosh!Copy !req
146. Psshhh!Copy !req
147. Whoosh!Copy !req
148. Whoosh! Whoosh!Copy !req
149. At this point
in the experiment,Copy !req
150. I had to be subdued.Copy !req
151. If you're a cat owner,Copy !req
152. you might sometimes wonder,Copy !req
153. do you own the cat,
or does the cat own you?Copy !req
154. It's you that owns the cat,
you daft bastard.Copy !req
155. - All right, mate?
- All right?Copy !req
156. Are you lost?Copy !req
157. Lost?
No, mate, cheers.Copy !req
158. It's just you don't look like
you're from round here.Copy !req
159. I'm not,
I'm just passing through.Copy !req
160. What's that in your bag?
Is that a laptop, aye?Copy !req
161. - Aye.
- I wish I had a laptop, man.Copy !req
162. You're not missing much.
You can do half the stuff
on the phone nowadays.Copy !req
163. You wouldn't miss it, then,
eh?Copy !req
164. I wouldn't say that,
I've got quite a lot of —Copy !req
165. Give us the fucking laptop!Copy !req
166. Don't, mate.Copy !req
167. I'm not your mate.
Give us the laptop!Copy !req
168. I'll tell you what, how
about I give you somethingCopy !req
169. more valuable
than the laptop?Copy !req
170. What?Copy !req
171. - My time.
- I don't want your time,Copy !req
172. I want your laptop.Copy !req
173. I'll have your phone,
an' all.Copy !req
174. - I know you're hurting.
- What?Copy !req
175. I know you're hurting.Copy !req
176. - Don't try to work me out!
- Am I wrong?Copy !req
177. You've gotta be hurting
to do what you're doing,Copy !req
178. robbing people,
robbing them of stuff
that's important to them,Copy !req
179. knowing how much that'll
hurt them, but not caring.Copy !req
180. I think the only way
you can live with thatCopy !req
181. is because people have hurt
you, but they didn't care,Copy !req
182. so why should you?Copy !req
183. Well, I care, mate.Copy !req
184. All right, take the laptop,
take the phone,Copy !req
185. I can always replace them,
but talk to us.Copy !req
186. Tell me
how you got into this mess.Copy !req
187. You never know, might
just help you out of it.Copy !req
188. All right.Copy !req
189. What have I got to lose?Copy !req
190. So, about five years ago,Copy !req
191. I had this big fall out
with my stepdad.Copy !req
192. Like, getting this couch
he got off his brother,Copy !req
193. sort of carrying it along,
and we get a bit knackered.Copy !req
194. "We'll stop for a wee break."Copy !req
195. So, we're sitting down,
and we're chatting away,Copy !req
196. getting on brand new.Copy !req
197. Then, after about
three or four minutes...Copy !req
198. Right, that's it,
come on. Leave him.Copy !req
199. He's had enough.
Come on.Copy !req
200. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
201. Hello, my name's Raymond Day,
and welcome to Paraside.Copy !req
202. Let's see
where the spirit takes us.Copy !req
203. OK, can someone understand,
please,Copy !req
204. I have here with me
a male presence,Copy !req
205. who, at the end
of his earthly life,Copy !req
206. was unable to communicate for
quite a long period of time.Copy !req
207. - Yes.
- You, my darling?Copy !req
208. - Yes.
- OK.Copy !req
209. And can you understand
that he's showing me,Copy !req
210. this is quite grisly,
but a head injury,Copy !req
211. or some other kind
of damage to the head?Copy !req
212. Yeah.Copy !req
213. He passed over
because of a head injury.Copy !req
214. I'm right in saying this
is quite a grisly thing,
wasn't it,Copy !req
215. quite a bad memory
for you?Copy !req
216. Yes?
OK.Copy !req
217. And am I right in saying
that he had to be let go?Copy !req
218. That the machine had to...Copy !req
219. This is a really callous way
of putting it nowadays,Copy !req
220. but the machine
had to be switched off,Copy !req
221. and he had to be let go?Copy !req
222. The doctors told us that the
only thing keeping him alive
was the machine.Copy !req
223. OK. That makes sense.Copy !req
224. Because he's been
repeating this same lineCopy !req
225. over and over
and over again, and...Copy !req
226. Are you sure you
want me to tell him?Copy !req
227. OK.Copy !req
228. He's been telling me...Copy !req
229. "One more day."Copy !req
230. "One more day."Copy !req
231. "One more day."Copy !req
232. He was gonna make it,
darling.Copy !req
233. He was gonna make it,Copy !req
234. if you just held on
for one more day.Copy !req
235. What are the
football tickets?Copy !req
236. What?Copy !req
237. He's showing me
these football tickets.Copy !req
238. Or train tickets.Copy !req
239. Or theatre tickets.
Or...Copy !req
240. Yeah, I was always trying
to talk him into coming
to the theatre with me.Copy !req
241. That's them.Copy !req
242. He's showing me
these theatre tickets,Copy !req
243. because he's telling me
that before he passed over,Copy !req
244. he had bought you
these tickets,Copy !req
245. and he was going to
surprise youCopy !req
246. with a trip to the theatre.Copy !req
247. Oh, that's lovely, isn't it?Copy !req
248. But that's him...Copy !req
249. ripping them up now
and chucking them at me.Copy !req
250. Well, chucking them at you.Copy !req
251. "One more day, Dad.
One more day."Copy !req
252. "One more day.
One..."Copy !req
253. And that's him gone.Copy !req
254. I'll leave his thoughts
with you, OK?Copy !req
255. - Thank you!Copy !req
256. She's turned the weans
against us.Copy !req
257. Shh!
Here he comes!Copy !req
258. She's turned the weans
against us.Copy !req
259. She's turned the weans
against us.Copy !req
260. Did she turn the
weans against you, mate, aye?Copy !req
261. Aye, she's turned the weans
against us.Copy !req
262. "Open."
These open signs you see,Copy !req
263. the ones with the swishes
up the top right
and the bottom left,Copy !req
264. you see them everywhere.Copy !req
265. Well...Copy !req
266. that was me.Copy !req
267. - Hiya.
- All right?Copy !req
268. What are you working on?Copy !req
269. Doing the designs for
the McClelland Shortbread
website.Copy !req
270. Ah, looks good.Copy !req
271. Did you design the analytics
report for Young & Cowgate?Copy !req
272. Aye.Copy !req
273. The client isn't happy.
She's furious, in fact.Copy !req
274. What?
How?Copy !req
275. Well, they had a big
annual general meeting,Copy !req
276. they passed
report folders out,Copy !req
277. there's about
100 people there,Copy !req
278. she got up in front of them
to start her presentation,Copy !req
279. asked them to open
the folders and...Copy !req
280. Well, take a look.Copy !req
281. Fuck.Copy !req
282. So, how's things, son?Copy !req
283. I've not heard from you
in a while.Copy !req
284. - Have you been busy?
- Been a bit busy, aye.Copy !req
285. Thought I'd give you a phone,
see how you're keeping.Copy !req
286. That's good. I was just on my
way to your Aunty Caroline's
when you phoned.Copy !req
287. Aye. Anyway, the main reason
I've asked you roundCopy !req
288. is I want to show you
something.Copy !req
289. - Aye? What?
- That.Copy !req
290. I bought that today
in a second-hand shop.Copy !req
291. Only cost 10p.Copy !req
292. The picture's shite, but the
frame, 10p for the frame,Copy !req
293. - that's a bargain, isn't it?
- Oh, aye.Copy !req
294. Right, I went to take
the back off, couldn't do it.Copy !req
295. Went to take the front off...
Watch.Copy !req
296. - Oh, aye.
- That's amazing, isn't it?Copy !req
297. Aye, aye.Copy !req
298. What does it do?Copy !req
299. - What do you mean,
"What does it do"?
- I mean, does it do anything?Copy !req
300. Aye, it does that!Copy !req
301. Oh, right.Copy !req
302. I knew you'd be like this!Copy !req
303. I'm not, son, I'm...Copy !req
304. It's good
that it can do that.Copy !req
305. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
306. See if I'd phoned James,
got James round,Copy !req
307. he would have fainted!Copy !req
308. But you're just like...Copy !req
309. I knew you'd be like this!Copy !req
310. Right, anyway.Copy !req
311. Aye, so, what have you
been up to, then?Copy !req
312. Oh, nothing much.Copy !req
313. Like I said, I'm on your way
to your Aunty Caroline's.Copy !req
314. She's wanting me
to move her fridge,Copy !req
315. or maybe it's her washing
machine, I don't know.Copy !req
316. You know she's always had
this problem with her back.Copy !req
317. No, what's up with her...
Hold on. You do get this?Copy !req
318. The back's still on it, but
there's a hole at the frontCopy !req
319. - I can put my arm through.
- Aye.Copy !req
320. It's amazing
what they can do.Copy !req
321. Anyway, your
Aunty Caroline...Copy !req
322. No, it is, it's her fridge,Copy !req
323. but my back's not what
it used to be, son.Copy !req
324. I think she thinks I'm
20 years younger than I am.Copy !req
325. I better head off.
I said I'd be there by five.Copy !req
326. All right, see you later.Copy !req
327. - Tell her I said hello.
- I will, son.Copy !req
328. - See you later.
- Bye.Copy !req
329. Shocking.Copy !req
330. Oh!
How did that get in there?Copy !req
331. I'll imagine
they're my pals.Copy !req
332. I'll imagine they're my pals.Copy !req
333. I'll imagine they're my pals.Copy !req
334. - Who's this?Copy !req
335. Shh!Copy !req
336. Don't know where else
we could go.Copy !req
337. We could go in there,
that's open.Copy !req
338. - Oh, aye.Copy !req
339. Fucking up all night
watching the telly.Copy !req
340. Usual.Copy !req
341. Sun comes up, so it's time
to get the head down.Copy !req
342. Just ready to crash out,
and Jeremy Kyle comes on.Copy !req
343. Looked like a good one,
so I set it to tape.Copy !req
344. And out I go like a light.Copy !req
345. So, it gets to midnight,Copy !req
346. and I wake up
pure choking for a joint,Copy !req
347. pure looking forward to
my Jeremy Kyle.Copy !req
348. Go to stick it on...Copy !req
349. [TV] Do you know
what we're gonna do today?Copy !req
350. The fuck's this?Copy !req
351. Went and recorded
the wrong channel.Copy !req
352. Ended up recording
some weans' programme.Copy !req
353. The bird was like that,
"We're gonna make a spaceshipCopy !req
354. from cardboard boxes
and fly to the moon."Copy !req
355. I was like that...Copy !req
356. Aye, right!Copy !req
357. But then I start
getting tuned into it,Copy !req
358. start getting ideas,Copy !req
359. and a wee voice
in my head says,Copy !req
360. "Dee Dee, we're doing this.Copy !req
361. We're going to the moon.Copy !req
362. We're going to the moon
tonight."Copy !req
363. So, I pause it,
and I batter out,Copy !req
364. and I raid the bin shelters
for cardboard boxes.Copy !req
365. Managed to get
a belter of a box.Copy !req
366. The kind of cardboard boxCopy !req
367. you could build
a real spaceship from,Copy !req
368. never mind a pretend one
made out of a cardboard box.Copy !req
369. Anyway, I get back to
Cape Canaveral,Copy !req
370. and we're ready for launch.Copy !req
371. But not before I've had
some rocket fuel.Copy !req
372. A banana skin triple-TARDIS
bucket upside-down
on my couch.Copy !req
373. No need for a spaceship,
I was already on Pluto.Copy !req
374. But I get in anyway,Copy !req
375. as captain of
the Starship Dee Dee.Copy !req
376. Fucked out of my nut,
pressed "play'"on the remote,Copy !req
377. and the bird was like that,
"Right, three, two, one,Copy !req
378. "lift-off."Copy !req
379. - I was like that...
- Here!Copy !req
380. Bird was like that, "Look
below at all the people,Copy !req
381. they're tiny."Copy !req
382. And they were.Copy !req
383. I've lost the plot, man.Copy !req
384. Then she's like that,
"Look out, Martians!"Copy !req
385. The pair of us trying to
shoot these wee Martians.Copy !req
386. But I was no use to
man nor beast in my state.Copy !req
387. Then she goes,
"We're nearly there.Copy !req
388. "We just need to get through
the asteroid belt."Copy !req
389. I was, like,
"You're joking!Copy !req
390. If I thought it was gonna be
this much hassle going
to the moonCopy !req
391. I would have just
stayed on Pluto."Copy !req
392. But then she goes,
"We've made it."Copy !req
393. Looked around,
and there it was...Copy !req
394. the moon.Copy !req
395. I get out, start walking
about like an astronaut.Copy !req
396. Played a bit of golf.Copy !req
397. Took big jumps
that went on forever.Copy !req
398. Bird was like that, "Right,
let's go back home now."Copy !req
399. I was like that,
"You go ahead,"Copy !req
400. and I switched the thing off,Copy !req
401. and I went travelling
the galaxy myself,Copy !req
402. taking in the sights,Copy !req
403. investigating
new civilisations...Copy !req
404. Who's he?Copy !req
405. and new technologies.Copy !req
406. I even bumped into this guy
from Neptune,Copy !req
407. but I wasn't fighting
with him,Copy !req
408. we were organising stuff,
treaties an' that,Copy !req
409. and he told me that the woman
on the telly got it wrong,Copy !req
410. cos the Martians are dafties
and aren't even in space yet.Copy !req
411. I thought she was
making that up.Copy !req
412. Anyway, I saw the sun rise
again, so I bid him farewell.Copy !req
413. See you later, right?Copy !req
414. I set the controls for Earth,Copy !req
415. and I put myself into
suspended animation.Copy !req
416. And when I woke up,
I was back.Copy !req
417. Home sweet home.Copy !req
418. Back on terra firma.Copy !req
419. Till next time.Copy !req
420. Let's go-Copy !req
421. Ooo oh ohh ohhh...
Leave it with me!Copy !req
422. Aaahhh!
Ohhh ohh!Copy !req
423. - Hello?
Hello, Son.Copy !req
424. - It's your dad.
- Hello.Copy !req
425. Aye, just phoning about
that picture you showed me.Copy !req
426. - The one with the hole.
- Aye.Copy !req
427. I had a think about it on the
way to your Aunty Caroline's,Copy !req
428. and, aye,
it really is amazing.Copy !req
429. Right.Copy !req
430. The fact that it's still
got its back on,Copy !req
431. but you can reach
into that hole.Copy !req
432. Right.Copy !req
433. I could tell you weren't
that happy with...Copy !req
434. Aye, but I appreciate
you showing me that, son.Copy !req
435. So, it was the oven
she was wanting to me move.Copy !req
436. I was like that,
"No chance. You want me
to blow the place up?"Copy !req
437. So, she's gonna be getting in
a qualified guy for that,Copy !req
438. cos of the gas.Copy !req
439. - Right.
- All right, so...Copy !req
440. I was just phoning to let you
know about Caroline, and...Copy !req
441. - The painting.
- The painting, aye, aye.Copy !req
442. Right, I'll let you go.Copy !req
443. - Bye.
- Bye for now.Copy !req
444. Unreal, really.Copy !req
445. - All right?
- All right?Copy !req
446. - Where are you from?
- West Kilbride.Copy !req
447. - West Kilbride?
- Aye.Copy !req
448. Do you know a wee guy
called Henderson?Copy !req
449. Wee guy about ten years old?Copy !req
450. A ten-year-old?Copy !req
451. No. How?
Who is he?Copy !req
452. - No idea.
- How do you know him?Copy !req
453. I don't.Copy !req
454. So...Copy !req
455. I just remember
when I was about 16,Copy !req
456. these wee guys walked past,
about ten years old,Copy !req
457. and one of them went,
"Henderson,"Copy !req
458. and the other went like that,
"What?"Copy !req
459. Then they started saying
something about West Kilbride
I can't remember.Copy !req
460. If it happened
when you were 16,Copy !req
461. Henderson would be older.Copy !req
462. He wouldn't be ten.Copy !req
463. No, he was definitely
younger.Copy !req
464. - Oh, you mean older now?
- Aye!Copy !req
465. No, but he'd still be younger
than us, wouldn't he?Copy !req
466. Oh, hold on, aye.Copy !req
467. It was East Kilbride,
not West.Copy !req
468. All right,
I'll see you later.Copy !req
469. Enjoy the rest of your night.
See you later.Copy !req
470. Right.Copy !req
471. - Hiya.
- You all right?Copy !req
472. Do you wanna buy
an "open" sign?Copy !req
473. - A what?
- An "open" sign.Copy !req
474. A sign that says you're open.Copy !req
475. You're OK, mate,
I've already got one.Copy !req
476. Have you?
I don't see one.Copy !req
477. Judging by the amount
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478. - I'm not the only one.
- How much?Copy !req
479. - £10,000.
- Ten grand?Copy !req
480. No thanks, mate.Copy !req
481. I'll stick with the one
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482. - It cost me 10p, not 10,000.
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483. Well, if I can't interest you
in an "open" sign,Copy !req
484. how about I give you one
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485. I don't wanna buy
a "closed" sign either.Copy !req
486. - No bother, free of charge.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
487. Just let me know where you
want it? Here? In the window?Copy !req
488. Do you want me to post it
to your house?Copy !req
489. - I'll buy it!
- Good man.
I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
490. I said, "You kept that
one a secret!"Copy !req
491. You would, though,
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492. - Aye.
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495. What was I saying again?Copy !req
496. - It's the end of the show.
- Aye, end of the show.Copy !req
497. End of the show.Copy !req
498. Oh, look who it is!
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