1. Right, listen, the reason why
I brought you in is becauseCopy !req
2. I've got some ideas for characters
and I just want you to let me knowCopy !req
3. what you think of them,
if they're crap or no'. All right?Copy !req
4. This first one is based...
In fact, haud on.Copy !req
5. Welcome to Limmy's Show.Copy !req
6. Right, this first wan's based on...Copy !req
7. I was in the pub a few months ago
having a breakfast, right,Copy !req
8. this big fry-up breakfast.Copy !req
9. And on the plate was a mushroom -
a big fried mushroom, right.Copy !req
10. And I don't like mushrooms,
so I didnae eat it,Copy !req
11. but I thought that's a waste,
this mushroom just going to waste.Copy !req
12. It'd be good if I could go up
to wan of the other tables and say,Copy !req
13. just approach them, just go,
"Excuse me, do you want this mushroom?"Copy !req
14. I just thought of an idea
that a character that does that,Copy !req
15. just goes like that a' the time, just
goes up to people and goes like that,Copy !req
16. "Excuse me, do you want this mushroom?Copy !req
17. "Do you want this mushroom?"Copy !req
18. just goes up wi' this big gigantic plate
with this big mushroomCopy !req
19. at the edge.
"Do you want this mushroom?"Copy !req
20. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
21. The thing is, he's no' like,
he's no' just like a guy in a pub.Copy !req
22. He could be like anywhere.Copy !req
23. He could turn up anywhere,
at any time,Copy !req
24. just like in really inappropriateCopy !req
25. and really funny,
inappropriate situations, like a...Copy !req
26. Like... Imagine like a funeral.
So he turns up at a funeral,Copy !req
27. so it would be like,
everybody would be like that...Copy !req
28. "Amen!"Copy !req
29. And then you'd hear this...Copy !req
30. "Do you want this mushroom?Copy !req
31. "Do you want this mushroom?"Copy !req
32. I don't know.Copy !req
33. Just picture it. You know, a huge,
huge mushroom at the...Copy !req
34. Aye, just forget it.Copy !req
35. And I hope you know how serious
a situation this is.Copy !req
36. This isn't
an official verbal warning,Copy !req
37. but let me tell you, right now, you are
literally walking on very thin ice.Copy !req
38. Naw, I'm not.Copy !req
39. The hotel... Oh, the hotel!Copy !req
40. It was the best part of the holiday.Copy !req
41. See when we got there
and we saw the reception,Copy !req
42. - we were literally over the moon.
- What, was the hotel in space, aye?Copy !req
43. Have you seen ma keys?Copy !req
44. Go on, look for ma keys,
because they were literally right here.Copy !req
45. Oh, they were "literally"
right here, were they?Copy !req
46. I'm so glad you said
they were "literally" right here,Copy !req
47. because if you just said
they were right here,Copy !req
48. I would have started
looking for them ower there.Copy !req
49. Do you know what I mean? Enough!Copy !req
50. You'll never catch me!
I'm your worstest nightmare!Copy !req
51. Right, here's wan for you, right?
This is a daft wan.Copy !req
52. You'll either love it or you'll hate it.
You'll probably hate it. It's a...Copy !req
53. It's a character that goes
like this, right. Listen.Copy !req
54. What's the ploblem?Copy !req
55. - What's the...
- What's the ploblem?Copy !req
56. What are you saying? What's the...Copy !req
57. Ploblem. It's like problem, only wi'
an I instead of an R. What's the ploblem?Copy !req
58. What's the ploblem? What's the ploblem?Copy !req
59. So what is the plobl... I mean, problem?Copy !req
60. It's funny, in't it?Copy !req
61. What did you say?Copy !req
62. What is the problem?Copy !req
63. I don't know,
I've never thought aboot it.Copy !req
64. I just think it's this guy that goes
like that, "What's the ploblem?Copy !req
65. "What's the ploblem?
What's the ploblem?"Copy !req
66. So, does he ever actually
sort any problems oot?Copy !req
67. Naw, he... Well, naw, well, he could.Copy !req
68. Well, aye, he could,
he could like turn up at, um...Copy !req
69. I don't know, like funerals an'...Copy !req
70. Naw, I know what he could do, right.Copy !req
71. He could sort oot,
like, imagine like really,Copy !req
72. like serious global situations like
imminent nuclear war, that kind of thing.Copy !req
73. So imagine it's like
North Korea and America,Copy !req
74. and they're just ready
to go head-to-head nuclear war,Copy !req
75. and he steps in,
he just sorts it right oot,Copy !req
76. just by saying that,
just sorts it right oot.Copy !req
77. Well...Copy !req
78. just try it, just try it. Like,
you imagine North Korea and America.Copy !req
79. You go like that,
"We're gonna nuke you."Copy !req
80. And you go like that, "We're gonna
nuke you." Try that back and forward.Copy !req
81. - We're gonna nuke you.
- We're gonna nuke you.Copy !req
82. - We're gonna nuke you.
- We're gonna nuke you.Copy !req
83. - We're gonna nuke you.
- We're gonna nuke you.Copy !req
84. - We're gonna nuke you.
- We're gonna nuke you.Copy !req
85. - We're gonna nuke you.
- We're gonna nuke you.Copy !req
86. - We're going to nuke you.
- We're going to nuke you.Copy !req
87. - What's the ploblem?
- We're going nuke you!Copy !req
88. - We're going to nuke you.
- We're going to nuke you.Copy !req
89. Naw, then, that would be it.
It would stop there. That would be it.Copy !req
90. It's the way he says it.Copy !req
91. It's, um, like "What's the ploblem?"
It's the funny way he says it.Copy !req
92. "What's the ploblem? What's
the ploblem? What's the ploblem?"Copy !req
93. Naw, I just don't get it.Copy !req
94. No, wait a minute. There's a way
I was daen' it in the hoose, whit was it?Copy !req
95. What's the ploblem? It's this way I
was daen' it... What's the ploblem?Copy !req
96. What's the ploblem... What's the...Copy !req
97. - Limmy.
- What's the... What's the ploblem?Copy !req
98. What's the ploblem? What's the ploblem?Copy !req
99. Brian.Copy !req
100. Awright, right.Copy !req
101. - You want to buy 21 gigawatts?Copy !req
102. I had to get a brand-new computer
the other day, man.Copy !req
103. just pure lost the plot.Copy !req
104. Aw!Copy !req
105. - Awright?
- Awright, junior.Copy !req
106. I've fucked up ma computer up again.
Gonnae come up...Copy !req
107. - Ha, ha, ha!
- Gonnae come ower and fix it?Copy !req
108. - What have you done to it this time?
- I don't know.Copy !req
109. Ha, ha, ha, ah-ha, ha!Copy !req
110. See that laugh, mate,
see if you werenae ma cousin...!Copy !req
111. - Sorry, I'm an ma way.
- Cool.Copy !req
112. Aw, hurry up, man!Copy !req
113. - Ha, ha, ha, ha, eh, ha, ha, ha!
- What you laughing at?Copy !req
114. I'm on the train, right.
I'm nearly there.Copy !req
115. Gonnae hurry up,
cos this is daen' ma nut in?Copy !req
116. I cannae make the train go
any quicker than...Copy !req
117. - Sorry.
- Who was that?Copy !req
118. Oh. I t was just someone wanting
me to be quiet. Anyway...Copy !req
119. - What? Where's he getting aff?
- [I don't know.Copy !req
120. - D'you no' hear him buy a ticket?
- Oh, I did.Copy !req
121. He's getting off at yours.
But... but, John Paul...Copy !req
122. Yas!Copy !req
123. - Awright! How's it gaun?
- Is that him there, aye?Copy !req
124. - Aye, but no. Gonnae just leave him?
- Awright, 'member me, mate? Crash!Copy !req
125. - What's going on?
- Back the way ye came!Copy !req
126. - What are you hitting me for?
- Naw. No, no' that way - that way. Go on!Copy !req
127. That's it!Copy !req
128. That's it, up ye go, mate.Copy !req
129. That's it. Heave-ho!Copy !req
130. See if you try and sneak back here,
I'll cut ye to ribbons, awright?Copy !req
131. Gonnae just leave him, John Paul?Copy !req
132. - He only telled me to be quiet.
- Shut up, you.Copy !req
133. D'you want to fix my computer or no'?Copy !req
134. You know what? Naw, right?
I don't think I do.Copy !req
135. Dae ye no', right?
Well, you go join him then, go on.Copy !req
136. John Paul...Copy !req
137. There ye go. There ye go, a wee companion
there. Go and gie him a wee puntie up.Copy !req
138. There, ye've got a wee companion
there, mate!Copy !req
139. Gie you a couple of wee
Traveling Wilburys, man.Copy !req
140. Aw!Copy !req
141. - We need to talk.
- What aboot?Copy !req
142. I want to split up.Copy !req
143. Split up? What for?Copy !req
144. I'm fed up. Really fed up.Copy !req
145. I've been fed up for years.
We don't go oot. We don't dae anything.Copy !req
146. I don't understaun.
This is totally oot the blue.Copy !req
147. I thought we were gettin' on.
What's happened?Copy !req
148. Nothing's happened.
That's what's wrang.Copy !req
149. I feel like I'm no'...Copy !req
150. - We're no'...
- We're no' what? What's wrang?Copy !req
151. I don't know.
I'm talking shite. Just forget it.Copy !req
152. - Is everything awright?
- Aye.Copy !req
153. All my friends will be moving on.Copy !req
154. They've all got plans. But I don't
know what to do with my life.Copy !req
155. I feel so worthless.Copy !req
156. I love my family,
but I can't take much more of this.Copy !req
157. Somewhere along the lines,
I forgot who I was.Copy !req
158. And now I'm lost.Copy !req
159. It's a steady job. It pays well.Copy !req
160. So I can't complain.Copy !req
161. I shouldn't complain.Copy !req
162. I mustn't complain.Copy !req
163. Sound familiar?Copy !req
164. Things getting to you?Copy !req
165. Feel like letting oot
a wee cry for help?Copy !req
166. Then dae it. But for God's sake,
don't try an' kill yourself.Copy !req
167. Don't cut yourself up.Copy !req
168. Don't bring yourself to harm
in any way whatsoever.Copy !req
169. If you want to let oot a cry for help,
I've got just the thing.Copy !req
170. Pish yersel'.Copy !req
171. Oh, my God, Limmy. Are you OK?
What's wrang?Copy !req
172. - Limmy's pished hissel'!
- Oh, you're joking!Copy !req
173. Oh, c'mon, Limmy, mate,
let's get you up.Copy !req
174. Aw, whit's wrang wi' him?Copy !req
175. He needs a break. He's had enough.Copy !req
176. Oh, I knew things were gettin' to ye.
C'mon, we'll get you some help.Copy !req
177. We're here for you, mate.Copy !req
178. Good morning; Mulvaney Group.Copy !req
179. - Cathy, it's, er, Mr Mulvaney here.
- Hello, Mr Mulvaney.Copy !req
180. Cathy, I'm running a little late
for the sub-directors' meeting,Copy !req
181. so could you begin putting the reports
out on the boardroom table, please?Copy !req
182. No bother.Copy !req
183. I'd just like them to get familiar
with the numbers before I get there.Copy !req
184. There are three reports in total,
I believe. The first one is...Copy !req
185. Hello? Are you still there, Mr Mulvaney?Copy !req
186. Cathy, can I call you back, please?Copy !req
187. - No bother.
- Thank you.Copy !req
188. OK. OK. just...Copy !req
189. just calm down there. Calm down.Copy !req
190. Just don't look. Don't look at them.
Don't look at them.Copy !req
191. Just calm down.
They might just pass you by.Copy !req
192. Just don't attract attention.
Not too fast, not too slow.Copy !req
193. Just easy as she goes. Easy as she goes.Copy !req
194. "Hello, officer, how can I help you?"Copy !req
195. "Sorry to pull you over, Mr Mulvaney,Copy !req
196. "but we've had a report from
a shopkeeper who has informed us that..."Copy !req
197. "You don't believe him, do you?"Copy !req
198. "Well, Mr Mulvaney,
the shopkeeper has, er..."Copy !req
199. "No, no officer. Hold on a second here!Copy !req
200. "This is my word against his, and you're
taking the side of a shopkeeper?Copy !req
201. "Officer, look around you.
Why would I lie?Copy !req
202. "Open your eyes and look."Copy !req
203. "Well, Mr Mulvaney,
the CCTV footage clearly shows..."Copy !req
204. Of course! CCTV.Copy !req
205. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.Copy !req
206. It never happened.Copy !req
207. Ah, right, I've got wan, right,
I've got... Listen to this.Copy !req
208. You know how you get they programmes
like Booze Britain or Binge BritainCopy !req
209. - or whatever they're called?
- Aye.Copy !req
210. Right, you get lassies, and they've
got the tutus on and they're wreckedCopy !req
211. and pishin' a' ower the place,Copy !req
212. - just making a fool o' themselves, right?
- Aye.Copy !req
213. How aboot a character like that?
What do you think o' that?Copy !req
214. - What, just a drunk lassie?
- Aye.Copy !req
215. Well, a character called Drunk Lassie
and she's just wrecked.Copy !req
216. A' the time.Copy !req
217. - So...
- Like, she's like wrecked,Copy !req
218. she turns up wrecked
at really inappropriate situations.Copy !req
219. Like, eh, like a wedding... or like
a funeral. Right, aye, like a funeral.Copy !req
220. So imagine that they're playing Abide With
Me, you know, on the organ like that.Copy !req
221. And then you just hear this...
Drrrrm!Copy !req
222. And it would be her up.
She's fell ower the organCopy !req
223. and she's like that, "Wahey!"Copy !req
224. And she's got the tutu on,
sick doon her,Copy !req
225. she's fallin'
a' ower the organ, like that. "Wahey!"Copy !req
226. - I don't know.
- I think it would be hilarious.Copy !req
227. They're hilarious in that programme,
in't they? You've seen them?Copy !req
228. - Aye, but I think that's like mainly...
- "Wahey!"Copy !req
229. mainly because it's real,
do you know what I mean? It's reality.Copy !req
230. Aye, but just picture her
like falling into the coffin,Copy !req
231. knocking the coffin ower
and everybody like that, "Oh, my God!"Copy !req
232. See, I think I kind of prefer
the mushroom guy, to be honest.Copy !req
233. Aye, same here.Copy !req
234. You're a liar.Copy !req
235. You're a liar.Copy !req
236. You're a liar...Copy !req
237. Liar, liar.Copy !req
238. You're a liar.Copy !req
239. You're a liar, a liar. A liar.Copy !req
240. You're a liar, a liar, a liar...Copy !req
241. What's that, what's that noise?Copy !req
242. Hmm?Copy !req
243. It never happened.Copy !req
244. D'you ever get bored?Copy !req
245. This bored.Copy !req
246. Excuse me. D'you know
where A1 Comics is? I cannae...Copy !req
247. - A1 Comics...
- Hey.Copy !req
248. There, it's there.Copy !req
249. Och, so it is!Copy !req
250. So bored. So bored.Copy !req
251. What dae yous think a'...Copy !req
252. Gie's a minute.Copy !req
253. - Um...
- You've nae ideas left.Copy !req
254. You've nae ideas left.Copy !req
255. - You're shite.
- You've nae ideas left.Copy !req
256. - You're shite.
- LalalalalalaCopy !req
257. - You've nae ideas left.
- You're shite.Copy !req
258. - You've nae ideas left.
- Your best years are behind ye, mate.Copy !req
259. - You're shite.
- LalalalalalaCopy !req
260. - Your best years are behind ye, mate.
- You're shite.Copy !req
261. - You've nae ideas left.
- Your best years are behind ye, mate.Copy !req
262. - You're going insane.
- Your best years are behind you, mate.Copy !req
263. - Lalalalalala
- You're going insane!Copy !req
264. - You're shite.
- You're going insane.Copy !req
265. - Your best years are behind you, mate.
- Lalalalalala.Copy !req
266. - Your best years are behind you, mate.
- You're shite.Copy !req
267. - Lalalalalala
- Your best years are behind you, mate.Copy !req
268. - You're going insane.
- You're shite.Copy !req
269. Right...Copy !req
270. Naw, naw, gie's a minute.Copy !req
271. Fuckin'... I was on the bus, right?Copy !req
272. Cannae mind what for.Copy !req
273. And out the corner a' ma eye,Copy !req
274. I spots the scariest thing
I've ever seen in ma life.Copy !req
275. Hanging oot the pocket
o' the guy staunin' next to us...Copy !req
276. orange peels.Copy !req
277. Fuckin' orange peels.Copy !req
278. just didnae add up.Copy !req
279. Here was this businessman.Copy !req
280. Pure immaculate.Copy !req
281. Pure big paper.Copy !req
282. Pure suit.Copy !req
283. But hanging oot the suit's aboot hauf
a dozen oranges' worth of orange peels?Copy !req
284. New, that just doesnae add up, man.Copy !req
285. Something was seriously
wrang wi' this picture.Copy !req
286. Tried to calm masel' doon.Copy !req
287. Thought, "Look, Dee Dee, there's probablyCopy !req
288. "a perfectly logical explanation
for a' this. "Copy !req
289. When the guy was waiting
for the bus in the momin',Copy !req
290. instead o' havin ' a fag
like everybody else,Copy !req
291. he got tore into some oranges
like a fitness fanatic, right?Copy !req
292. When the bus turned up,
he cuuldnae find a bin for his peels.Copy !req
293. So he just jammed them
in his pocket,Copy !req
294. rather than chuck them on the deck.Copy !req
295. Cos he's a fitness fanatic, right?Copy !req
296. Cool.Copy !req
297. Case closed.Copy !req
298. But then I thought,
"There's just one mair thing."Copy !req
299. Like Columbo, right?Copy !req
300. I thought, "If that was me...Copy !req
301. "If I had these trampy orange peels
hanging out ma pocketCopy !req
302. "I'd be like that,
'Oh, here, I forgot about them."Copy !req
303. I'd be pure trying to hide
them frae everybody.Copy !req
304. In case they thought I was mental.Copy !req
305. But this guy doesnae gie two fucks.Copy !req
306. Cool as a cucumber.Copy !req
307. And then it clicked.Copy !req
308. It's cos this guy...Copy !req
309. is a psycho.Copy !req
310. Started worrying.Copy !req
311. Started thinking about other psychos
on buses that you hear about.Copy !req
312. The wans that blow buses up.Copy !req
313. Started wondering what
he was gonnae dae on ma bus.Copy !req
314. Started having a panic attack.Copy !req
315. Then he looked at me.Copy !req
316. I was like that,
"Game over, Dee Dee. Game over."Copy !req
317. I don't know what this guy's
mission is, but it's game over.Copy !req
318. Any second noo.Copy !req
319. Or any second noo...Copy !req
320. Or any second noo.Copy !req
321. Just didnae add up.Copy !req
322. What happened to your wristbands?Copy !req
323. You know, they yella wrist bands
yous were a' wearing a few years ago,Copy !req
324. what happened to them?Copy !req
325. You know the cancer wans,
the cancer awareness wans?Copy !req
326. Cos I remember yous a' had wan.Copy !req
327. You know, yous a' had wan, and noo...?Copy !req
328. Naebody.Copy !req
329. Just wonderin'
why yous took them aff?Copy !req
330. Has there been a cure for cancer?Copy !req
331. Has there been?
Cos naebody's told me.Copy !req
332. That's fantastic!
Has there been a cure?Copy !req
333. I'm only kidding. I know
there's been nae cure for cancer.Copy !req
334. I'm just wonderin' why ye's have
taken them aff, that's a'.Copy !req
335. Cos it's as if...Copy !req
336. Oh, no, that's a terrible thing
for me to think.Copy !req
337. I just... I was just thinking there,Copy !req
338. it's as if
yous just woke up wan mornin',Copy !req
339. looked at your cancer awareness
wristband and thought,Copy !req
340. "See this, see
this cancer awareness wristband?Copy !req
341. "Bin! Cancer awareness, bin!"Copy !req
342. Like ye's cannae be arsed wi' it any mair,
like's it went oot o' vogue.Copy !req
343. That's a terrible thing
for me to think, in't it?Copy !req
344. That's like me sayin' that
cancer awareness for you was likeCopy !req
345. nothing mair than a fashion statement.Copy !req
346. That's a terrible thing
for me to think, isn't it?Copy !req
347. Don't get me wrang, I don't know
what your reasons are for taking affCopy !req
348. your cancer awareness wristband despite
there being nae cure for cancer,Copy !req
349. I'm just...Copy !req
350. just noticing.Copy !req
351. Oh, right, right!
Tell me what you think of this.Copy !req
352. Right, this wan's, this wan's a bit like
Drunk Lassie, right, it's a wee bit...Copy !req
353. - Right. Do you remember Drunk Lassie?
- Aye.Copy !req
354. - Drunk Lassie, drunk a' the time, right?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
355. Well, this character's just like that,Copy !req
356. only this character's called Soakin' Guy.Copy !req
357. So, for like, he's just soakin'
a' the time. Nae explanation like.Copy !req
358. It's no' like it's been raining.Copy !req
359. It's no' like somebody's put
a bucket o' water ower him.Copy !req
360. He's just like that. He's just soakin',
utterly soakin', I mean...Copy !req
361. drenched.
Completely drenched a' the time.Copy !req
362. The thing is like he turns up
at these situations,Copy !req
363. turns up at like
really inappropriate situationsCopy !req
364. like, er, you know,
like a funeral...Copy !req
365. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I know, I know, that was shite.Copy !req
366. I know, I know that was shite.Copy !req
367. Even for a sketch where shite ideas
are the joke, that was shite.Copy !req
368. I'm sorry,
I'm a big enough man to admit it.Copy !req
369. It was shite.Copy !req
370. Hiya.Copy !req
371. - Hi.
- This is a bit of a strange question,Copy !req
372. - but can you tell me how to get there?
- Where is it?Copy !req
373. Where was the photo taken?Copy !req
374. Oh, I know. That's Millport.Copy !req
375. Right, what you would do is get the train
to Largs. From there, you get the ferry.Copy !req
376. The train takes roughly...Copy !req
377. No, sorry, I know how to get to Millport,
but can you tell me how to get to there?Copy !req
378. That is Millport.Copy !req
379. I know, but...Copy !req
380. Sorry, you're confusing me now.
Where is it that you want to go?Copy !req
381. No, you're right, it is Millport.Copy !req
382. You're right, but...Copy !req
383. See, I took that photie when
I was aboot 16, that's me there.Copy !req
384. Some day that, some summer.Copy !req
385. Just, some laugh,
tons o' pals and we just a'...Copy !req
386. just kick aboot a' day. You just...Copy !req
387. The summer just seemed
to go on forever,Copy !req
388. just kick aboot,
no thinkin' aboot the morra.Copy !req
389. What we're daen' the day efter that,
the day efter that. Just kickin' aboot.Copy !req
390. Nae aggro, nae fightin', nothin'.
just havin' a laugh.Copy !req
391. Jumpin' aff the pier
and swimming aboot and a' that.Copy !req
392. And then, at night,
like every second night,Copy !req
393. we'd all go for a carry oot,Copy !req
394. we'd all gie oor money
to the auldest-lookin' wan,Copy !req
395. they'd try and get served an'...Copy !req
396. "Get us a bottle o' that Merrydown,
get us a bottle o' Olde English,Copy !req
397. "get us Diamond White and a' that.
Get us a quarter-bottle o' voddy."Copy !req
398. "Are ye only getting a quarter-bottle
of voddy?"Get us a hauf, then."Copy !req
399. And just fallin' aboot steamin'.Copy !req
400. Ye cannae get away wi' that nooadays,
but it was a laugh.Copy !req
401. We were just, nae aggro, nae...Copy !req
402. nae fightin', nuthin' like that.
just fallin' aboot.Copy !req
403. We made mistakes,
I know we made mistakes.Copy !req
404. But that was just part o' life.Copy !req
405. It's just part o' livin', win't it?Copy !req
406. That's what it wis, it wis livin'.Copy !req
407. Nuthin' like noo, it's...Copy !req
408. I don't want to be here any mair.Copy !req
409. I don't want to be here.Copy !req
410. I want to be there.Copy !req
411. So can you tell me...Copy !req
412. how do I get there?Copy !req
413. Ye cannae dae that, I'm sorry.Copy !req
414. Aye, just gie us a return to Largs, then.Copy !req
415. £7.95.Copy !req
416. - Are you all right?
- Brilliant.Copy !req
417. I don't feel anything, hen.Copy !req
418. I know, I'm numb as well.Copy !req
419. It just happened so quickly, didn't it?Copy !req
420. I'm no' numb.Copy !req
421. I'm on top of the world.
These are great, these wee things.Copy !req
422. What things?Copy !req
423. Eccies.Copy !req
424. Wahey!Copy !req
425. Yeah!Copy !req
426. Oh, my God.Copy !req
427. Knock, knock. Who's there?Copy !req
428. What's the ploblem?Copy !req
429. It's cracked open.Copy !req
430. Here, you!Copy !req
431. D'you want this mushroom?Copy !req
432. Aw! Phrrrrrrrr!Copy !req
433. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
that's the end of the show.Copy !req
434. Hope you enjoyed it! See you later.Copy !req