Lilo & Stitch: The Series 1x9

Directed by Don MacKinnon

Billy West as Angry Driver (voice) • Frank Welker as (voice) • Rob Paulsen as Experiment 625 (voice) • Dee Bradley Baker as (voice)

Experiments #501 and #502 are both activated at the same time, a water sprayer and a lava sprayer. Unfortunately, Lilo and Stitch are having some problems with each other, and soon decide to split apart, with Lilo teaming up with Pleakley, and Stitch teaming up with Jumba. Can the 2 capture the experiments without their partner?

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1. TOOKIE BAH WABA!

2. HAO!

3. IKI BAH BAH.

4. HA HA HA.

5. MAKA MAKA!

6. HA HA HA!

7. AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

8. OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

9. HUH? WHAT THE...

10. UHH! AAH!

11. AAH! AAH!

12. MUST I DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE?

13. WARNING. EXPERIMENTS 501 AND 502 ACTIVATED.

14. BY THE LUCK OF THE FUPAKU NEBULA.

15. 2 EXPERIMENTS AT THE SAME TIME.

16. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?

17. DR. HAMSTERVIEL WILL PAY A DOUBLE BOUNTY ON DELIVERY.

18. UH, 625?

19. 625!

20. OH, YOW.

21. NOT WHAT I LIKE TO SEE WHEN I FIRST WAKE UP.

22. UHH!

23. I'VE BEEN THINKING.

24. OOH, CAREFUL.

25. DON'T HURT YOURSELF USING ALL THAT BRAIN POWER.

26. IT'S TIME YOU STARTED PULLING YOUR WEIGHT AROUND HERE.

27. YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ME CAPTURE THOSE EXPERIMENTS.

28. YOU KNOW WHAT, BABE? I WOULD LOVE TO,

29. BUT I CAN'T.

30. IT WOULD CUT INTO MY SANDWICH SCHEDULE. YOW!

31. ADD THIS TO YOUR SCHEDULE—

32. A KNUCKLE SANDWICH.

33. JUST LOST MY APPETITE.

34. FINE. I'LL GO. TEE!

35. WHOA. HOLD ON, BRAINIAC.

36. DON'T YOU THINK IT'D BE BETTER IF WE SPLIT UP

37. AND EACH WENT AFTER ONE EXPERIMENT?

38. WHAT, I JUST LEAVE YOU ALONE TO GOOF OFF?

39. IF LITTLE GANTU NEEDS ME TO HOLD HIS HAND

40. AND GO WITH HIM, I WILL.

41. FINE. WE'LL EACH CATCH OUR OWN.

42. GOOD. I'LL JUST PACK SOME SANDWICHES.

43. SORRY. YOU'RE WRONG.

44. MUMMIES ARE GOOD, BUT WEREWOLVES ARE BETTER.

45. NO WAY. WEREWOLVES MOVE TOO QUICK.

46. SLOW MOVING MONSTERS ARE WAY SCARIER.

47. YOU ALMOST READY?

48. WE GOT TO GO SHRED THOSE WAVES.

49. SURF'S UP! COWABUNGA!

50. STITCH! I GOT TO WAX IT FIRST.

51. UNH!

52. GIVE ME THAT!

53. WHOA! OOH! OW!

54. WAY TO GO, BIG EARS.

55. YOU TWO OUGHT TO BE WORKING TOGETHER

56. INSTEAD OF AGAINST EACH OTHER,

57. LIKE YIN AND YANG.

58. YIN AND WHO?

59. YANG. 2 VERY DIFFERENT THINGS

60. THAT COME TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE GOOD THING,

61. LIKE HARMONY.

62. LIKE THE WINDS FROM THE NORTH

63. AND THE CURRENT FROM THE SOUTH

64. COMBINING TO CREATE A RIGHTEOUS SURF.

65. LIKE THE LAVA FROM THE VOLCANO

66. AND THE WATER FROM THE OCEAN

67. MERGING TO MAKE AN ISLAND.

68. LIKE LILO AND STITCH COOPERATING

69. TO WAX A SURFBOARD. YEAH?

70. RRR!

71. STOP EATING THAT!

72. IT'LL CLOG YOU!

73. UHH!

74. THAT WAS THE LAST PIECE OF WAX.

75. THIS IS NOT HARMONY.

76. HEY, YOU! OUT OF THE WAY!

77. COME ON! MOVE IT!

78. TIME SHARE CLOCK'S A-TICKING.

79. OH! AAH!

80. OH!

81. THAT'S COLD, YOU LITTLE BRAT!

82. UHH!

83. AAH!

84. UHH!

85. AAH!

86. AAH! AAH!

87. I'M TELLING YOU.

88. BALLS OF FIRE WERE SHOOTING OUT OF ITS BACK.

89. IT COMPLETELY MELTED MY 4X4.

90. IT'S A WALKING VOLCANO, I TELL YOU.

91. YEAH, WHATEVERS.

92. SO, ARE YOU GOING TO MOVE THIS THING,

93. OR DO I HAVE TO WRITE A TICKET?

94. I DON'T KNOW WHAT DAVID WAS TALKING ABOUT.

95. I COULD'VE WAXED THAT BOARD WITHOUT YOU.

96. NAGA TAY.

97. COULD TO, BECAUSE I'M SMARTER.

98. HMM. WAH NAGA TIGGY TA.

99. OK, SO YOU'RE FASTER THAN ME.

100. WAIT UP!

101. WOW.

102. COUSIN?

103. OHANA OR NOT,

104. WE SHOULD STOP HIM FROM MELTING CARS AND STUFF.

105. IF WE CAN JUST HERD HIM BACK INTO THE ALLEY, THEN—

106. STITCH!

107. WAIT!

108. UHH!

109. UHH. HAVA HA. GABA JOOKA.

110. YOU BETTER NOT BE BLAMING ME.

111. I HAD A GOOD PLAN...

112. UNTIL YOU CAME IN ALL, "RARR!"

113. OOH! UHH!

114. STITCH, YOU'RE HURTING HIM!

115. HELP!

116. UHH! UNH!

117. YOU HAD HIM, ALL RIGHT.

118. TYING UP HIS ARMS LIKE A PRETZEL.

119. IT WAS HURTING HIM, YOU BIG BULLY.

120. NOOGIS SHA.

121. IT WAS NOT MY FAULT.

122. NOOGIS SHA.

123. WAS NOT.

124. WAS NOT! NOOGIS SHA!

125. EXPERIMENTS IDENTIFIED.

126. HERE IS 411 ON 501 AND 502.

127. 500 SERIES ALL ELEMENTALS.

128. DESIGNED FOR— HOW YOU SAY—

129. DISTRACTION.

130. 502 IS LAVA SPOUTER— VERY DANGEROUS.

131. SAME FOR 501— BIG SHPRITZER.

132. MAKE YOU SOGGY IN BIG HURRY.

133. HELLO? HE'S TOAST, AND I'M SOAKED.

134. WE KNOW ALL THAT.

135. THERE IS MORE JUMBA MUST INFORM

136. LITTLE GIRL AND 626.

137. IS VERY IMPORTANT

138. 501 AND 502 DO NOT COME IN CONTACT.

139. WHY?

140. IF THEY WERE TO TOUCH,

141. COULD BE CATACLYSMIC DISASTER

142. OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.

143. WHY?

144. BECAUSE OF MASSIVE RELEASE OF QUANTUM ENERGY.

145. 501 PLUS 502

146. EQUAL ONE BIG BOOM.

147. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THE BIG BOOMS

148. AND THE EVIL AND THE DESTRUCTION?

149. WHY DIDN'T YOU CREATE ANY EXPERIMENTS

150. TO DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE,

151. LIKE, SAY, OH, I DON'T KNOW, IRONING?

152. I AM GENIUS ONLY,

153. NOT MIRACLE WORKER. HEH HEH.

154. I WOULD'VE CAUGHT THAT 501

155. IF KOALA HEAD HADN'T STOPPED ME.

156. FAVA NO POOGY.

157. 626 IS NOT AGREEING.

158. IN FACT, HE IS SAYING HE WOULD'VE CAPTURED 501,

159. BUT YOU WERE THROWING MONKEY TOOL IN WORKS.

160. THAT IS SO NOT TRUE!

161. I CAN TOTALLY CAPTURE AN EXPERIMENT WITHOUT YOU!

162. DUBBA DA!

163. MEEGO DOGGA! UNGASA! WOOJO NAGA DOGGA!

164. AGAIN 626 DENIES ALL YOUR WORDS.

165. HE SAYS HE CAN CATCH EXPERIMENT WITHOUT YOU.

166. GET IT?

167. YOU'RE ON!

168. FEE BOOGOO!

169. OH, HO!

170. 626 ACCEPTS LITTLE GIRL'S CHALLENGE.

171. OF COURSE, GENETICALLY SUPERIOR 626

172. WILL EASILY CATCH HIS TARGET

173. BEFORE LITTLE GIRL. HA.

174. PSHAW! HE'S NOTHING WITHOUT LILO. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

175. SHE HAS EARTH BRAINS, EARTH INSTINCTS.

176. HE'S JUST A MONSTER.

177. PERHAPS WILLING TO MAKE A WAGER?

178. WILLING? I AM DYING TO,

179. BUT GALACTIC WAGERING RULES REQUIRE STAKES.

180. HA HA. STAKES ARE BEST PART.

181. LET'S SEE. HA.

182. LOSER OF BET MUST PERFORM

183. DREADED GLOCKNAR CEREMONIAL DANCE.

184. THE FUNKY GLOCKNAR?

185. THE WITLESS DANCE OF A THOUSAND HOURS?

186. HA HA.

187. IS ONE EYE SCARED LIKE BOCK BOCK EARTH FOWL

188. WHICH CROSSES ROAD?

189. NOT THIS ONE EYE, SENOR FOUR EYES.

190. HEY, EXPERIMENT TRACKS.

191. COME TO PAPA. HA HA HA HA HA HA!

192. OH, THIS IS TOO EASY.

193. THERE, NOW.

194. YOU JUST GET COMFORTABLE WHILE I—

195. IF I HAD A LITTLE HELP,

196. THIS SORT OF THING WOULDN'T HAPPEN.

197. 625!

198. YOU WORTHLESS TWERP!

199. HUH? WHAT? OHH. OH, GANTU.

200. I WAS JUST, UH, LISTENING...

201. FOR A PLACE TO DIG A TRAP.

202. I KNEW YOU'D GOOF OFF IF I LEFT YOU ALONE.

203. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

204. ALL RIGHT. IF YOU NEED ME TO COME BAIL YOU OUT,

205. I SUPPOSE I CAN DO IT.

206. NOBODY BAILS ME OUT. I DO MY OWN BAILING.

207. AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU GOOFING OFF AGAIN.

208. HEY, HEY, HEY!

209. YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE MY SANDWICH TRAP.

210. THAT TOOK ME, LIKE, ONE MINUTE TO SET UP.

211. I AM SO UNDERAPPRECIATED.

212. 626 MUST PREPARE.

213. COMPETITION NOT TO TAKE LIGHTLY.

214. FOR CATCHING LAVA EXPERIMENT,

215. WE HAVE LAZY OVEN MITTS.

216. EXCEPT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY I CALL THEM LAZY.

217. HA! NOT LAZY, LASER.

218. NOW I'M REMEMBERING, USE ALL MY BRAINS.

219. AS A COMPETENT EXPERIMENT CATCHER

220. IS A WELL-PREPARED EXPERIMENT CATCHER,

221. I'VE BROKEN INTO MY PERSONAL COLLECTION

222. OF STATE OF THE ART EARTH ANTI-WATER TECHNOLOGY.

223. PREPARE FOR ARMAMENT.

224. PRESSURIZED BUOYANCY HOOP.

225. CHECK.

226. ANTI-WATER EYE SHIELD.

227. CHECK.

228. SUB-SURFACE BREATHING APPARATI.

229. CHECK.

230. WEBBED APPENDAGE LOCOMOTIVE AIDS.

231. CHECK.

232. AND THIS IS LASER SHIELD.

233. OOH.

234. HA! CHA!

235. HUH?

236. MMM.

237. WAAH! OOH!

238. LASER SHIELD NOT FOR SNACKING.

239. WATER ELIMINATOR SQUARES.

240. OK.

241. ABSORBENCY SHEETS.

242. RIGHT.

243. MANUAL DRYNESS PROMOTER.

244. GOT IT.

245. BATHING CAP. WE DON'T WANT TO GET OUR HAIR WET.

246. HMM?

247. DON'T WORRY THIS TIME. NOT LASER.

248. BLASTER IS LOADED WITH ANTI-HEAT FOAM.

249. OW!

250. WHOA! OHH.

251. AGAIN, MY MISTAKING.

252. HEH HEH. OK.

253. NOW IS LOADED WITH ANTI-HEAT FOAM. HEH HEH.

254. ONE SHOT, ALL LAVA IS STOPPED.

255. OH!

256. OY.

257. AND YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST HAVE

258. THIS EXPANDING H-2-O SHIELD ARRAY.

259. CHECK.

260. TO QUOTE THE EXCITING ACTION-ADVENTURE GENRE

261. OF EARTH ENTERTAINMENT,

262. YOU ARE READY TO ROCK AND ROLL!

263. UH, LILO?

264. LILO!

265. OH, NO! I'VE BURIED HER ALIVE!

266. WHY, OH, WHY DIDN'T I STOP?

267. HANG ON! I'M COMING!

268. SOMEBODY DIAL THOSE 3 NUMBERS!

269. SHE'S BEEN SMUSHED TO ATOMS,

270. AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

271. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

272. NOTHING.

273. MAY THE BEST HUNTER WIN. HEH HEH HEH.

274. OF COURSE, I MEAN HUNTRESS.

275. IN YOUR SLEEP TIME DELUSIONS, BUDDY.

276. HA HA HA HA!

277. THERE IT IS. I SEE IT.

278. IT'S FASCINATING. DO YOU SEE IT?

279. IT'S RIGHT THERE. I CAN'T BELIEVE I SEE IT.

280. YOU SEE IT, RIGHT?

281. SHH!

282. I'll take that as a yes.

283. 626!

284. LITTLE GIRL IS ABOUT TO WIN BET.

285. I MEAN CHALLENGE.

286. THEY'RE CLOSING IN. HURRY!

287. YAAH! WAAH!

288. OOH!

289. AAH! AAH!

290. AAH! OHH! STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

291. WELL, IF THIS ISN'T JUST PEACHY.

292. IS ABOUT TO GET MORE PEACH LIKE.

293. LAVA AND WATER EXPERIMENTS HAVE SEEN EACH OTHER.

294. WORLD CAN ONLY HOPE

295. EXPERIMENTS GO SEPARATE WAYS.

296. EH, SO MUCH FOR HOPE.

297. AT LEAST WE HAVE GOOD SEAT FOR BIG DISASTER.

298. WHEN THEY MAKE CONTACT

299. IS GOING TO BE DISASTER OF END-WORLDING SIZE.

300. I CAN'T LOOK!

301. I MEAN, I CAN. I JUST DON'T WANT TO.

302. WE GOT DIBS ON THOSE, BIG DUMMY.

303. THEY'RE OURS. NOW GO AWAY!

304. I'M SO SORRY. I DON'T SEE

305. YOUR NAME ON THEM ANYWHERE,

306. WHICH MEANS I WIN.

307. AS YOU EARTH FORMS SAY, ALOHA.

308. I GUESS THIS MEANS THE BET'S OFF.

309. OHH! 626 DESIGNED TO NEVER QUIT.

310. YEAH? WELL, ME, NEITHER.

311. COME ON, PLEAKLEY.

312. LET'S FIND GANTU AND GIVE HIM A WEDGIE.

313. BUT HE'S SO WELL-ARMED.

314. AND THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE BOXERS OR BRIEFS QUESTION.

315. AAH!

316. NUGASA NO FINI.

317. YES, 626, IS TRUE.

318. LITTLE GIRL MAY BE CUTE AND FAMILY,

319. BUT IN THIS CONTEST, WE MUST CRUSH HER LIKE BUN.

320. 626 HAS SUPER SPEED.

321. FLIP YOU ON THE SEASIDE,

322. MY ONE-EYED, SOON TO BE GLOCKNAR DANCING FRIEND.

323. HA HA HA HA HA HA! BYE-BYE!

324. IF STITCH WINS,

325. I'LL BE DOING THE DREADED GLOCKNAR

326. UNTIL THE BOVINES RETURN TO THEIR DOMICILES.

327. DON'T WORRY. I KNOW A SHORTCUT.

328. OH!

329. WAIT UP! OH!

330. HA! DOUBLE BOUNTY.

331. WHAT SHALL I BUY?

332. HMM. SOME EARTH FORM DROPPED A SANDWICH.

333. EGG SALAD.

334. HEY!

335. OH, GREAT.

336. ALL RIGHT, I GOT YOU, MISTER—GANTU?

337. DID YOU HEAR THAT?

338. BOTH EXPERIMENTS HAVE ESCAPED AGAIN,

339. THANKS TO YOU.

340. OHH. OH, NO.

341. OH, THAT IS SO PATHETIC,

342. THAT YOU HAVE TO BLAME ME FOR YOUR SCREW UP.

343. HMM. IF WE HAD WORKED TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE

344. LIKE I SAID,

345. WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS.

346. THE BIG DUMMY IS RIGHT, STITCH.

347. EH.

348. MAYBE IF WE WORK TOGETHER—

349. NEVER MIND MAKING UP.

350. FIRST BE FINDING 501 AND 502

351. AND MAKING CERTAIN THEY DO NOT MAKE WITH THE TOUCHING

352. OR TAPPING OR PATTING.

353. WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT?

354. IF I'M TELLING ONCE, I'M TELLING MORE THAN ONCE.

355. LAVA GENIUS EXPERIMENT AND WATER GENIUS EXPERIMENT

356. MUST NOT TOUCH.

357. WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.

358. THAT'S NOT WHAT DAVID SAID.

359. AND WHAT DOES LOCAL SURFER BOY KNOW OF THIS?

360. MAYBE IT WAS WHAT HE WAS TRYING TO TELL US

361. ABOUT YIN AND YANG.

362. 2 VERY DIFFERENT THINGS COME TOGETHER

363. TO MAKE ONE GOOD THING.

364. LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY

365. OR DOUGHNUTS AND MUSTARD.

366. STITCH AND LILO?

367. YEAH.

368. OHH. LITTLE GIRL IS RIGHT.

369. LAVA AND WATER TOGETHER IS EXPLOSIVE, YES,

370. BUT GOOD IS MAKING LAND.

371. HUH. MISSED THAT ONE.

372. AM HAVING OFF DAY FOR GENIUSING.

373. COME ON, PARTNER.

374. GOO BADGA.

375. CUTE LITTLE GIRL ONCE AGAIN REUNITED

376. WITH HIDEOUS MONSTER OF DESTRUCTION.

377. SO BEAUTIFUL.

378. IS OUR BET STILL ON?

379. YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, ONE EYE.

380. UNH!

381. OH!

382. HA HA! LILO'S CLEVER PLAN WORKED.

383. I WIN!

384. NO, NO, NO. IT WAS 626'S STRENGTH AND AGILITY

385. THAT CAUGHT EXPERIMENT.

386. I AM WINNING.

387. NOPE.

388. WE CAUGHT HIM AT THE SAME EXACT TIME TOGETHER.

389. RIGHT, STITCH?

390. UHH. UHH.

391. WHICH MEANS WE TIED.

392. YEAH—OH. NO. IS NOT GOOD.

393. INTERGALACTIC WAGERING RULES

394. STATE, IN THE EVENT OF A TIE,

395. BOTH PARTIES MUST PAY THE BET.

396. OH, HA HA!

397. HEE HEE HEH HEH HA HA HA!

398. WHOO!

399. HEE HEE HEE!

400. HEE HEE! LIKE GLUE!

401. HEE HEE HEH HEH HA HA HA!

402. OOH, FASCINATING.

403. OK, I'M CRAMPING UP.

404. KEEP DANCING.

405. 999 HOURS AND 42 MINUTES LEFT.

406. NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU GUYS

407. TO LEARN ABOUT YIN AND YANG.

408. YIN AND YANG!

409. I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT DAVID.

410. SO, LILO, WHAT DOES THIS

411. HAVE TO DO WITH YIN AND YANG?

412. IT'S WHEN 2 OPPOSITE THINGS

413. COME TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE THING.

414. RIGHT? WATCH THIS.

415. WOW. THEY'RE MAKING A WHOLE NEW ISLAND.

416. NOW, THAT IS YIN AND YANG.

417. AND STITCH AND I ARE YIN AND YANG, TOO—

418. BRAINS AND BRAWN,

419. EARTH GIRL AND ALIEN,

420. COMBINING TO MAKE ONE KICK-BUTT

421. EXPERIMENT-CATCHING TEAM.

422. UHH!

423. DO YOU THINK MUMMIES AND WEREWOLVES

424. COULD WORK TOGETHER

425. TO MAKE ONE REALLY SCARY MONSTER?

426. NAH. MUMMIES KICK ALL OVER WEREWOLVES.

427. WANNA BET? LOSER DOES THE GLOCKNAR.

428. OK.

429. WHAT'S THE GLOCKNAR?