Lilo & Stitch: The Series 1x38

Directed by Victor Cook

No Experiments Are Featured In This Episode Stitch has been acting badly, and Nani is having trouble paying all the bills. If he keeps up the bad behavior, they will have to give Stitch away. So, to help pay the bills, Stitch goes to a scientist and admits to being an alien to be checked out for money. However, the scientist turns out to be Hamsterviel, who reverts Stitch to his old destructive programming!

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1. TOOKIE BAH WABA!

2. HAO!

3. IKI BAH BAH.

4. HA HA HA.

5. OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

6. ALL PRISONERS, LIGHTS OUT!

7. CELL CHECK 750.

8. HAMSTERWHEEL PRESENT.

9. CONFIRMED.

10. HA! I AM NEVER TO BE SECURED.

11. AK LAK NA GAGA.

12. Computerized voice: DR. HAMSTERWHEEL,

13. DETENTION CODE OVERRIDE SEQUENCE ACTIVATED.

14. HAMSTERVIEL! VIEL, YOU, OH, SO SILLY COMPUTER VOICE.

15. CONTACT GANTU.

16. WE'RE LOSING POWER! WE'RE LOSING POWER!

17. EEE-OHH!

18. ANOTHER HIT!

19. FORCE SHIELDS DOWN.

20. REROUTE ALL POWER TO AFT WEAPONS.

21. GANTU!

22. D-D-DR. HAMSTERVIEL.

23. I WAS, UH, JUST PRACTICING MY TACTICAL MANEUVERS.

24. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR PLASTIC AMUSEMENTS.

25. IT IS YOUR FAILURES

26. AT CAPTURING MY EXPERIMENTS

27. THAT SICKENS ME TO THE BONE!

28. SIR, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

29. IT'S THAT ABOMINATION 626

30. AND THE YOUNG FEMALE EARTH FORM.

31. SILENCE!

32. YOU ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING

33. BUT THE PATHETIC EXCUSES.

34. THAT IS WHY I AM GIVING YOUR JOB

35. TO SOMEONE INFINITELY MORE COMPETENT.

36. MORE COMPETENT? BUT I...

37. HAVE FAILED ME, GANTU!

38. AS OF THIS MOMENT,

39. YOU ARE FIRED!

40. BUT... YOU CAN'T FIRE ME.

41. OUCH. HURTS TO BE YOU.

42. LISTEN, A WORD OF ADVICE.

43. BEFORE YOU GO LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB,

44. PUT ON SOME PANTS.

45. AHH.

46. LILO!

47. UH-OH. NANISAURUS REX

48. IS ON THE RAMPAGE AGAIN.

49. LOOK AT THESE BILLS!

50. 20 BUCKS TO FIX THE WINDOW STITCH BROKE.

51. 60 FOR A NEW DOOR FOR THE REFRIGERATOR.

52. 200 FOR MR. KUAKEENI'S BROKEN GAS GRILL?

53. IT WAS AN EMERGENCY GAS GRILLING SITUATION,

54. AND WE CAUGHT THE EXPERIMENT.

55. THAT'S GREAT, HONEY. BUT IT'S NOT GONNA PAY THESE BILLS,

56. AND THAT MEANS NO HULA LESSONS THIS MONTH.

57. BUT I NEED MY HULA LESSONS

58. FOR SELF-ESTEEM,

59. PERSONAL GROWTH,

60. AND DEVELOPMENT.

61. SEE? I—

62. OH, NO! HE EVEN BROKE—

63. MY HULA TROPHY.

64. BLEECH.

65. OHH. AHH.

66. OK.

67. THAT DOES IT!

68. I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE

69. WITH THE LITTLE BLUE WRECKING BALL.

70. HERE.

71. "THE SHINING PATH

72. "TURNING YOUR BAD DOG GOOD

73. WITH THE ANCIENT WISDOM OF THE EAST."

74. DOG TRAINING?

75. IT'S A NEW APPROACH

76. USING SOME OLD TECHNIQUES.

77. HUH?

78. AGACHOOKA! UHH!

79. UGH! AHH.

80. THE BOOK SAYS,

81. "WHEN THE SHINING PATH OF GOODNESS

82. "ELUDES YOUR PUPPY,

83. "SPRAY HIM WITH THE WATER BOTTLE

84. OF KARMIC CLEANSING."

85. GOOD LUCK.

86. STITCH,

87. YOU NEED TO PLAY LIKE A GOOD DOGGY

88. FOR A LITTLE WHILE,

89. JUST SO NANI CAN SEE

90. THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO BE GOOD.

91. HUMPH!

92. THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

93. WILL YOU DO IT FOR ME?

94. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

95. OK, OK.

96. STITCH GOOD,

97. VERY GOOD.

98. UHH!

99. "YOUR PUPPY MUST LEARN TO WALK GENTLY

100. ON THE PATH OF GOODNESS"

101. THIS IS RICE PAPER,

102. THE MOST DELICATE PAPER IN THE WORLD.

103. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO

104. IS WALK ACROSS IT

105. WITHOUT TEARING IT.

106. EH.

107. OHH.

108. UHH!

109. WABACHOOKA WABACHAKA!

110. AAH!

111. OHH.

112. "THE PATH OF GOODNESS HAS TWISTS AND TURNS.

113. BUT YOUR PUPPY MUST PERSEVERE."

114. FIND YOUR WAY OUT OF THE MAZE.

115. BUT DON'T LOSE YOUR COOL.

116. CHOOCHA!

117. SIPATA!

118. STITCH IS HAVING A HARD TIME

119. FINDING THE DELICATE LOTUS

120. OF HIS DOGGY NATURE.

121. HE JUST LIKES BREAKING STUFF...

122. AHH...

123. EXPENSIVE STUFF.

124. DO NOT TO BE WORRYING.

125. WHEN MY INVENTION IS COMPLETE,

126. OHANA WILL BE SWIMMING IN MONEYS.

127. WE CAN PAY FOR ANY DESTRUCTION

128. 626 CAN BE MAKING.

129. AND WHEN MY MONEYMAKING PROJECT IS FINISHED,

130. WE WON'T NEED YOUR INVENTION.

131. LET ME SEE!

132. OH, NO.

133. NO ONE LOOKS UNTIL THE OFFICIAL UNVEILING.

134. BUT BELIEVE ME, IT'S STUNNING,

135. A SUREFIRE MONEYMAKING JUGGERNAUT

136. THAT WILL HAVE OUROHANA

137. POSITIVELY SWIMMING IN CASH,

138. ENJOYING A LIFESTYLE OF LEISURE, LUXURY,

139. AND—DON'T I LOOK TERRIFIC IN THIS BERET?

140. YEAH, YOU KINDA DO.

141. MUST ADMIT, IT'S VERY FETCHING.

142. NOW, MR. GANTU,

143. WHAT SKILLS CAN YOU BRING TO A JOB?

144. WELL, I AM QUALIFIED IN 16 DIFFERENT WEAPONS CATEGORIES,

145. LICENSED TO PILOT NEBULA-CLASS WARSHIPS,

146. INCLUDING ONES WITH THE NEW QUANTUM DISPLACEMENT DRIVES.

147. OK.

148. CAN YOU TYPE?

149. OH, BLITSNAK.

150. AND NOW,

151. THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

152. THE MONEYMAKING MIRACLE OF THE AGES!

153. TA-DA!

154. LEMONADE!

155. THAT'S IT?

156. THAT'S YOUR BIG IDEA?

157. A LEMONADE STAND?

158. LEMONADE STANDS APPEAR IN ALL YOUR EARTH CARTOONS

159. AND EVERY SITUATION COMEDY EVER WRITTEN.

160. IT'S BRILLIANT!

161. CLICHÉ, BUT BRILLIANT.

162. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

163. LILO?

164. HERE'S YOUR SUBWICH ISLAND SPECIAL.

165. AVAST. SPEAK IT PROPER, SAYS I.

166. WHAT?

167. OK, DUDE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TALK LIKE A PIRATE.

168. IT'S PART OF THE JOB.

169. AHH.

170. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN BREADBEARD.

171. AHOY, MATEY.

172. SANDWICH, HO.

173. THAR BE A SPECIAL WITH EXTRA "CHEDD-ARGH."

174. ECCH! YOU CALL THIS A SANDWICH?

175. THIS ISN'T A MEAL. THIS IS A MISTAKE.

176. CAPTAIN, KEELHAUL THIS LUBBER.

177. ARGH! YE CUSTOMER'S ALWAYS RIGHT.

178. TIME FOR THEE TO WALK THE PLANK

179. INTO THE BRINY DEEP

180. OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

181. OH, BLITSNAK.

182. NO MATTER WHAT I DO,

183. STITCH KEEPS BREAKING THINGS.

184. SOMETIMES PEOPLE CANNOT CHANGE,

185. AND IS EVEN MORE DIFFICULT

186. FOR FORMERLY EVIL GENETIC EXPERIMENT.

187. IF HE DOESN'T CHANGE,

188. NANI SAYS WE CAN'T AFFORD TO KEEP HIM.

189. TV announcer: DO YOU NEED MONEY?

190. DO YOU HAVE FIRSTHAND EXPERIENCE WITH EXTRATERRESTRIALS?

191. EH! EH!

192. THEN CONTACT PROFESSOR GUNTHER FREEM.

193. HE'LL PAY CASH ON THE DOLLAR

194. FOR PROOF OF ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE.

195. MEEGA ALIEN.

196. DON'T DELAY. GET YOUR CASH TODAY.

197. OFFER NOT VALID IN SOME GALAXIES.

198. "FREEM" IS "MEERF" SPELLED BACKWARDS.

199. HMM... YEAH!

200. OK, STITCH,

201. PRACTICE TIME.

202. STITCH?

203. STITCH?

204. STITCH, WHERE ARE YOU?

205. I CAN'T FIND STITCH ANYWHERE.

206. 626 IS PROBABLY TAKING NAP

207. OR HIDING FROM LITTLE GIRL'S SPRAY BOTTLE

208. AND SULKING LIKE BABY.

209. OH, NO.

210. I'VE SQUIRTED HIM OUT

211. OF THE ONLYOHANA HE'S EVER KNOWN.

212. PLEAKLEY, HAVE YOU SEEN STITCH?

213. NOPE. BUT I'VE SEEN LOTS OF PAYING CUSTOMERS.

214. EARTH PEOPLE OFFER THE MOST FASCINATING TYPES OF CURRENCY, TOO. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

215. I'VE MADE 20 MARBLES,

216. A COCONUT,

217. ONE HUBCAP, SOME MOVIE STUBS,

218. AN OYSTER SHELL,

219. AND A USED TIKI TORCH.

220. HE HAS NEVER BEEN GOOD WITH MONEYS.

221. BUT NOT TO WORRY.

222. MONEY IS COMING.

223. I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE MONEY.

224. I'M WORRIED ABOUT STITCH.

225. YES, YES. I'M A BUSY MAN.

226. MEEGA ALIEN.

227. HA! YOU'RE NO ALIEN.

228. YOU'RE SOME SORT OF MUTANT KOALA.

229. OUTSTANDING!

230. EEGA ME NAGUALA?

231. YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY SOON.

232. I JUST NEED TO RUN A FEW TESTS

233. TO MAKE CERTAIN YOU'RE A GENUINE ALIEN.

234. FIRST, WE'LL SEE IF YOU'RE BULLETPROOF.

235. OUTSTANDING!

236. NOW LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN THINK

237. LIKE A SUPERCOMPUTER.

238. TA-KA!

239. FANTASTIC!

240. BUT CAN YOU LIFT OBJECTS 3,000 TIMES YOUR WEIGHT?

241. AND NOW,

242. THE FINAL TEST.

243. YOUR ORIGINAL PURPOSE

244. WAS TO DESTROY CITIES, NO?

245. LAKATOOKIE!

246. OHH.

247. WELL, GETTING YOU TO CHANGE YOUR BEHAVIOR

248. WILL BE HARDER THAN I EXPECTED.

249. TAKABA?

250. TAKATA? GABA.

251. TUBATA!

252. MAGATA!

253. UHH!

254. I AM WELL AWARE OF YOUR STRENGTH...

255. 626.

256. GABA?

257. ONCE I RESTORE

258. YOUR ORIGINAL DESTRUCTIVE PROGRAMMING,

259. ALL WILL FEAR THE NAME OF...

260. DR. JACQUES VAN HAMSTERVIEL!

261. HA HA HA!

262. UHH! HAIRBALL!

263. AT LAST,

264. EVIL GENIUS PROJECT IS READY.

265. I CALL IT "THE INSTANT MONEYS-MAKER MACHINE."

266. IT MAKES MONEY?

267. YEAH! ALL THE MONEYS YOU COULD BE WANTING.

268. NO MORE TROUBLE WITH THE BILLS.

269. COOL.

270. BUT I WISH YOUR MACHINE

271. COULD TELL ME WHY STITCH LEFT

272. OR WHERE HE IS.

273. TV announcer: ARE YOU A SPACE ALIEN?

274. DO YOU NEED MONEY?

275. THEN COME SEE PROFESSOR GUNTHER FREEM.

276. PROFESSOR FREEM OFFERS BIG BUCKS

277. FOR TINY ALIENS.

278. DON'T DELAY. BRING IN YOUR LITTLE GREEN MAN TODAY.

279. THAT'S WHERE STITCH MUST BE!

280. I KNOW SCIENTISTS.

281. THEY LIKE TAKING THINGS APART,

282. ESPECIALLY GENIUS EXPERIMENTS.

283. WHAT?

284. WE'VE GOT TO SAVE STITCH

285. BEFORE HE GETS TAKEN APART!

286. COME ON, PLEAKLEY!

287. WE ARE RESCUING 626.

288. BUT I JUST MADE A FRESH BATCH.

289. IT'LL KEEP!

290. OK, BUT IT'S GONNA CUT INTO MY PROFITS.

291. MONEY DOESN'T JUST MAKE ITSELF, YOU KNOW.

292. Dr. I HOPE YOU ARE COMFORTABLE, 626.

293. UHH!

294. I HAVE INVENTED A WAY

295. TO REVERSE THE POLARITY

296. IN YOUR LITTLE MEATY MEAT BRAIN.

297. IN A MATTER OF MOMENTS,

298. YOUR ORIGINAL DESTRUCTIVE PROGRAMMING WILL RETURN.

299. WITH YOU AT MY SIDE,

300. I WILL GATHER UP YOUR COUSINS

301. AND THEN WREAK HAVOC ON THE GALAXY

302. WITH MY ARMY OF NASTY NAUGHTINESS!

303. OH, IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS

304. WHEN I FEEL 10 INCHES TALL!

305. AND HOW ARE WE FEELING NOW?

306. MEEGA NALA WEESTA!

307. HA HA HA!

308. HA HA! I KNEW YOU COULD NOT REMAIN

309. A GOODY FOUR-PAWS FOREVER.

310. OHH! WHAT IS DISTRACTING ME WITH A DISTRACTION?

311. HELLO. I'M HERE ABOUT THE AD FOR ALIENS.

312. I'M AN ALIEN.

313. YOU'RE A FIRED ALIEN,

314. THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

315. FIRED? WH— HOW WOULD YOU—

316. DR. HAMSTERVIEL!

317. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN PRISON.

318. 3-DAY FURLOUGH.

319. JUST ENOUGH TIME

320. TO HIRE A NEW ASSISTANT!

321. HA HA HA!

322. THE ABOMINATION!

323. YES.

324. WITH 626'S DESTRUCTIVE PROGRAMMING IN PLACE,

325. HE WILL HELP ME CAPTURE THE OTHER EXPERIMENTS!

326. YOU WILL NOT!

327. GOOD-BYE.

328. BUT—

329. GIVE ME THAT! I RECYCLE!

330. ARE YOU READY TO BE A VERY BAD BOY? STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

331. UHH!

332. HA HA HA!

333. LET'S GET NAUGHTY!

334. HA HA!

335. OHH! MORE INTERRUPTIONS!

336. RIGHT WHEN I WAS HAVING A NAUGHTY MOMENT.

337. OHH!

338. YES, WHAT IS IT? I'M A BUS—

339. OH, I MEAN, HELLO, WELCOMED GUESTS.

340. I THINK YOU HAVE MY DOG.

341. I WANT HIM BACK!

342. OH, WHY, OF COURSE.

343. COME RIGHT IN.

344. I'M SURE HE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.

345. SOME DAYS, IT JUST PAYS TO BE EVIL.

346. HA HA HA.

347. "Dr. WELL, NOW, MY DEAR.

348. YOU SAY THAT I HAVE YOUR DOG.

349. IN FACT, I BELIEVE

350. HE'S WAITING FOR YOU.

351. STITCH!

352. I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU!

353. HUH?

354. EVEN THOUGH YOU BREAK THINGS,

355. I KNOW YOU'RE STILL GOOD.

356. PLEASE COME HOME.

357. ONE MOMENT. EH, EH, PLEASE.

358. EVIL GENIUS NEEDS TO BE CHECKING THE PUPPY

359. TO MAKE SURE HE'S STILL IN ONE PIECE.

360. UH-OH. THIS NOT LOOKING GOOD.

361. NO. STITCH WOULD NEVER HURT US.

362. "Dr. NEWS FLASH

363. FOR THE LITTLE

364. YOU'RE WRONG!

365. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT 626 IS PROGRAMMED FOR:

366. DESTRUCTION.

367. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!

368. YOU CALLED HIM 626?

369. HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT UNLESS...

370. YOU'RE NO KINDLY SCIENTIST!

371. YOU ARE—

372. YES, IT IS I—

373. Dr. AAH! OH, WHY WON'T THIS OPEN?

374. UH, EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT.

375. UHH! UHH!

376. OHH! NEVER MIND.

377. AHA!

378. YES, IT IS I, JACQUES VAN HAMSTERVIEL!

379. THE MOST EVIL RODENT IN THE GALAXY—

380. IS LIVING IN THAT MAN'S EAR!

381. AAH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

382. EAR GERBIL!

383. THAT'S HAMSTER! HAMSTER!

384. STOP HIM!

385. I DO NOT THINK 626 WANTS US TO BE LEAVING.

386. AHH.

387. UNEMPLOYMENT IS THIRSTY WORK.

388. GOOD THING I FOUND THIS UNMANNED CITRIC EXTRACTION DEPOT.

389. WHAT IN THE GREAT GALAXY IS THIS?

390. EARTH CURRENCY!

391. MY TROUBLES ARE OVER!

392. YOU SEE THAT I HAVE RESTORED

393. 626'S ORIGINAL DESTRUCTIVE PROGRAMMING.

394. NO! STITCH KNOWS NOT TO BE DESTRUCTIVE.

395. HE'S GOOD.

396. OH, YOU ARE SO WRONG,

397. LIKE A WRONG THING THAT IS MISTAKEN.

398. 626 WILL DESTROY WHATEVER I TELL HIM TO.

399. 626, DESTROY THEM!

400. OHH. EH!

401. HA HA HA!

402. WE'RE GONNA BE SMASHED!

403. RUN! UHH!

404. OHH.

405. NO, STITCH.

406. YOU KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE.

407. HUH?

408. I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT US,

409. JUST LIKE I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU.

410. I KNOW THAT YOU'RE GOOD.

411. NOW SHOW EVERYONE ELSE.

412. WILL YOU DO IT FOR ME?

413. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

414. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

415. SMASH THEM! SMASH THEM!

416. AAH!

417. STITCH GOOD?

418. VERY GOOD.

419. EVEN WITHOUT THE WATER BOTTLE

420. OF KARMIC CLEANSING.

421. OH, I THINK I BIT BOTH MY TONGUES.

422. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

423. NO ONE OUTSMARTS

424. THE GREAT DR. JACQUES VAN HAMSTERVIEL!

425. TODAY IS THE DAY FOR YOUR SMARTS

426. TO BEING OUTED.

427. HEH HEH HEH HEH!

428. SO YOU THINK.

429. BUT I WILL BE HAVING THE LAST OF THE LAUGHS.

430. EY MEETA NADA CRISTA!

431. AAH! NO!

432. BACK, YOU RABID HEDGEHOG!

433. BACK, I SAY!

434. BAD MOUSEY.

435. DR. HAMSTERVIEL,

436. I'VE GOT A FEW THINGS TO GET OFF MY CHEST.

437. WITH THIS MACHINE,

438. I'LL HAVE ALL THE CASH I'LL NEED,

439. SO YOU CAN'T KICK ME AROUND ANYMORE.

440. CAN TOO, YOU SWOLLEN SEA SLUG.

441. I AM HIRING YOU BACK.

442. HA! AS IF I WOULD EVEN—YOU!

443. HEY, THAT IS MY INGENIOUS MONEY MACHINE.

444. QUICK! OVER HERE, IF YOU WANT A JOB.

445. I WILL DOUBLE YOUR PAY...

446. TRIPLE!

447. STITCH, THIS IS ONE TIME

448. IT'S OK FOR YOU TO BE DESTRUCTIVE.

449. EEH.

450. HATCHA BOOGA!

451. I'LL TAKE THE JOB.

452. HEY. HEY!

453. WHAT'S GOING ON?

454. I AM THINKING WE SHOULD PROCEED QUICKLY AND ORDERLY

455. TO NEAREST EXIT.

456. YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST

457. OF JACQUES VAN HAMSTERV—

458. AH, DRAT! THESE HAIRBALLS!

459. PUJAJA.

460. YOU FIXED IT!

461. I THINK IT LOOKS BETTER THIS WAY.

462. LILO, I'M HOME!

463. STITCH FIXED MY HULA TROPHY,

464. AND THIS TIME,

465. HE USED REAL GLUE.

466. WHY, THANK YOU, STITCH.

467. LOOKS LIKE THAT ZEN OF DOG TRAINING

468. REALLY PAID OFF.

469. NOT REALLY.

470. HE FOUND THE PATH OF GOODNESS

471. ALL BY HIMSELF.

472. WHAT HAPPENED?

473. UM, THE PATH KIND OF WENT

474. THROUGH THE LIVING ROOM.

475. HE HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE FINDING THE GLUE.