Lilo & Stitch: The Series 1x38

Directed by Victor Cook

No Experiments Are Featured In This Episode Stitch has been acting badly, and Nani is having trouble paying all the bills. If he keeps up the bad behavior, they will have to give Stitch away. So, to help pay the bills, Stitch goes to a scientist and admits to being an alien to be checked out for money. However, the scientist turns out to be Hamsterviel, who reverts Stitch to his old destructive programming!

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1. TOOKIE BAH WABA!

2. HAO!

3. IKI BAH BAH.

4. HA HA HA.

5. OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

6. ALL PRISONERS, LIGHTS OUT!

7. CELL CHECK 750.

8. HAMSTERWHEEL PRESENT.

9. CONFIRMED.

10. HA! I AM NEVER TO BE SECURED.

11. AK LAK NA GAGA.

12. Computerized voice: DR. HAMSTERWHEEL,

13. ACTIVATED.

14. HAMSTERVIEL! VIEL, YOU, OH, SO SILLY COMPUTER VOICE.

15. CONTACT GANTU.

16. WE'RE LOSING POWER! WE'RE LOSING POWER!

17. EEE-OHH!

18. ANOTHER HIT!

19. FORCE SHIELDS DOWN.

20. TO AFT WEAPONS.

21. GANTU!

22. D-D-DR. HAMSTERVIEL.

23. I WAS, UH, TACTICAL MANEUVERS.

24. YOUR PLASTIC AMUSEMENTS.

25. TO THE BONE!

26. SIR, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

27. IT'S THAT ABOMINATION 626

28. EARTH FORM.

29. SILENCE!

30. BUT THE PATHETIC EXCUSES.

31. INFINITELY MORE COMPETENT.

32. MORE COMPETENT? BUT I...

33. HAVE FAILED ME, GANTU!

34. AS OF THIS MOMENT,

35. YOU ARE FIRED!

36. BUT... YOU CAN'T FIRE ME.

37. OUCH. HURTS TO BE YOU.

38. LISTEN, A WORD OF ADVICE.

39. FOR A NEW JOB,

40. PUT ON SOME PANTS.

41. AHH.

42. LILO!

43. UH-OH.

44. AGAIN.

45. THESE BILLS!

46. 20 BUCKS TO FIX THE WINDOW STITCH BROKE.

47. 60 FOR A NEW DOOR FOR THE REFRIGERATOR.

48. 200 FOR MR. KUAKEENI'S BROKEN GAS GRILL?

49. SITUATION,

50. THE EXPERIMENT.

51. THAT'S GREAT, HONEY. BUT IT'S NOT GONNA PAY THESE BILLS,

52. NO HULA LESSONS THIS MONTH.

53. FOR SELF-ESTEEM,

54. PERSONAL GROWTH,

55. AND DEVELOPMENT.

56. SEE? I—

57. OH, NO! HE EVEN BROKE—

58. MY HULA TROPHY.

59. BLEECH.

60. OHH. AHH.

61. OK.

62. THAT DOES IT!

63. WRECKING BALL.

64. HERE.

65. "THE SHINING PATH

66. "TURNING

67. OF THE EAST."

68. DOG TRAINING?

69. IT'S A NEW APPROACH

70. OLD TECHNIQUES.

71. HUH?

72. AGACHOOKA! UHH!

73. UGH! AHH.

74. THE BOOK SAYS,

75. "WHEN THE SHINING PATH

76. "ELUDES YOUR PUPPY,

77. "SPRAY HIM

78. OF KARMIC CLEANSING."

79. GOOD LUCK.

80. STITCH,

81. FOR A LITTLE WHILE,

82. HOW TO BE GOOD.

83. HUMPH!

84. REALLY IMPORTANT.

85. WILL YOU DO IT FOR ME?

86. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

87. OK, OK.

88. STITCH GOOD,

89. VERY GOOD.

90. UHH!

91. "YOUR PUPPY MUST

92. OF GOODNESS"

93. THIS IS RICE PAPER,

94. PAPER IN THE WORLD.

95. WITHOUT TEARING IT.

96. EH.

97. OHH.

98. UHH!

99. WABACHOOKA WABACHAKA!

100. AAH!

101. OHH.

102. "THE PATH TWISTS AND TURNS.

103. MUST PERSEVERE."

104. OUT OF THE MAZE.

105. BUT DON'T LOSE YOUR COOL.

106. CHOOCHA!

107. SIPATA!

108. OF HIS DOGGY NATURE.

109. BREAKING STUFF...

110. AHH...

111. EXPENSIVE STUFF.

112. DO NOT TO BE WORRYING.

113. IS COMPLETE,

114. SWIMMING IN MONEYS.

115. WE CAN PAY

116. 626 CAN BE MAKING.

117. PROJECT IS FINISHED,

118. WE WON'T NEED YOUR INVENTION.

119. LET ME SEE!

120. OH, NO.

121. THE OFFICIAL UNVEILING.

122. BUT BELIEVE ME, IT'S STUNNING,

123. IN CASH,

124. OF LEISURE, LUXURY,

125. AND—DON'T I LOOK TERRIFIC IN THIS BERET?

126. YEAH, YOU KINDA DO.

127. MUST ADMIT, IT'S VERY FETCHING.

128. NOW, MR. GANTU,

129. BRING TO A JOB?

130. WELL, I AM QUALIFIED IN 16 DIFFERENT WEAPONS CATEGORIES,

131. NEBULA-CLASS WARSHIPS,

132. DISPLACEMENT DRIVES.

133. OK.

134. CAN YOU TYPE?

135. OH, BLITSNAK.

136. AND NOW,

137. THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

138. OF THE AGES!

139. TA-DA!

140. LEMONADE!

141. THAT'S IT?

142. THAT'S YOUR BIG IDEA?

143. A LEMONADE STAND?

144. EVER WRITTEN.

145. IT'S BRILLIANT!

146. CLICHÉ, BUT BRILLIANT.

147. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

148. LILO?

149. HERE'S YOUR SUBWICH ISLAND SPECIAL.

150. AVAST. SPEAK IT PROPER, SAYS I.

151. WHAT?

152. OK, DUDE, YOU'RE LIKE A PIRATE.

153. IT'S PART OF THE JOB.

154. AHH.

155. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN BREADBEARD.

156. AHOY, MATEY.

157. SANDWICH, HO.

158. WITH EXTRA "CHEDD-ARGH."

159. ECCH! YOU CALL THIS A SANDWICH?

160. THIS ISN'T A MEAL. THIS IS A MISTAKE.

161. CAPTAIN, KEELHAUL THIS LUBBER.

162. ARGH! YE CUSTOMER'S ALWAYS RIGHT.

163. OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

164. OH, BLITSNAK.

165. NO MATTER WHAT I DO,

166. BREAKING THINGS.

167. CANNOT CHANGE,

168. AND IS

169. GENETIC EXPERIMENT.

170. IF HE DOESN'T CHANGE,

171. NANI SAYS WE CAN'T AFFORD TO KEEP HIM.

172. TV announcer: DO YOU NEED MONEY?

173. WITH EXTRATERRESTRIALS?

174. EH! EH!

175. PROFESSOR GUNTHER FREEM.

176. HE'LL PAY CASH

177. FROM OUTER SPACE.

178. MEEGA ALIEN.

179. DON'T DELAY. GET YOUR CASH TODAY.

180. IN SOME GALAXIES.

181. "FREEM" IS "MEERF" SPELLED BACKWARDS.

182. HMM... YEAH!

183. OK, STITCH,

184. PRACTICE TIME.

185. STITCH?

186. STITCH?

187. STITCH, WHERE ARE YOU?

188. I CAN'T FIND STITCH ANYWHERE.

189. 626 IS PROBABLY

190. LITTLE GIRL'S SPRAY BOTTLE

191. AND SULKING LIKE BABY.

192. OH, NO.

193. I'VE

194. HE'S EVER KNOWN.

195. PLEAKLEY, HAVE YOU SEEN STITCH?

196. NOPE. BUT I'VE SEEN LOTS OF PAYING CUSTOMERS.

197. I'VE MADE 20 MARBLES,

198. A COCONUT,

199. ONE HUBCAP, SOME MOVIE STUBS,

200. AN OYSTER SHELL,

201. AND A USED TIKI TORCH.

202. GOOD WITH MONEYS.

203. BUT NOT TO WORRY.

204. MONEY IS COMING.

205. I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE MONEY.

206. I'M WORRIED ABOUT STITCH.

207. YES, YES. I'M A BUSY MAN.

208. MEEGA ALIEN.

209. HA! YOU'RE NO ALIEN.

210. YOU'RE SOME SORT OF MUTANT KOALA.

211. OUTSTANDING!

212. EEGA ME NAGUALA?

213. YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY SOON.

214. YOU'RE A GENUINE ALIEN.

215. FIRST, WE'LL SEE IF YOU'RE BULLETPROOF.

216. OUTSTANDING!

217. NOW LET'S SEE

218. LIKE A SUPERCOMPUTER.

219. TA-KA!

220. FANTASTIC!

221. OBJECTS 3,000 TIMES YOUR WEIGHT?

222. AND NOW,

223. THE FINAL TEST.

224. CITIES, NO?

225. LAKATOOKIE!

226. OHH.

227. WELL, GETTING YOU

228. THAN I EXPECTED.

229. TAKABA?

230. TAKATA? GABA.

231. TUBATA!

232. MAGATA!

233. UHH!

234. OF YOUR STRENGTH...

235. 626.

236. GABA?

237. DESTRUCTIVE PROGRAMMING,

238. THE NAME OF...

239. DR. JACQUES VAN HAMSTERVIEL!

240. HA HA HA!

241. UHH! HAIRBALL!

242. AT LAST,

243. IS READY.

244. I CALL IT "THE INSTANT MONEYS-MAKER MACHINE."

245. IT MAKES MONEY?

246. YEAH! ALL THE MONEYS YOU COULD BE WANTING.

247. WITH THE BILLS.

248. COOL.

249. OR WHERE HE IS.

250. TV announcer: ARE YOU A SPACE ALIEN?

251. DO YOU NEED MONEY?

252. PROFESSOR GUNTHER FREEM.

253. FOR TINY ALIENS.

254. DON'T DELAY. BRING IN YOUR LITTLE GREEN MAN TODAY.

255. THAT'S WHERE STITCH MUST BE!

256. I KNOW SCIENTISTS.

257. TAKING THINGS APART,

258. GENIUS EXPERIMENTS.

259. WHAT?

260. WE'VE GOT

261. TAKEN APART!

262. COME ON, PLEAKLEY!

263. WE ARE RESCUING 626.

264. A FRESH BATCH.

265. IT'LL KEEP!

266. OK, BUT IT'S GONNA CUT INTO MY PROFITS.

267. MONEY DOESN'T JUST MAKE ITSELF, YOU KNOW.

268. Dr. COMFORTABLE, 626.

269. UHH!

270. MEATY MEAT BRAIN.

271. IN A MATTER OF MOMENTS,

272. WILL RETURN.

273. WITH YOU AT MY SIDE,

274. OF NASTY NAUGHTINESS!

275. OH, IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS

276. 10 INCHES TALL!

277. AND HOW ARE WE FEELING NOW?

278. MEEGA NALA WEESTA!

279. HA HA HA!

280. HA HA! I KNEW

281. FOUR-PAWS FOREVER.

282. OHH! WHAT IS WITH A DISTRACTION?

283. HELLO. I'M HERE ABOUT THE AD FOR ALIENS.

284. I'M AN ALIEN.

285. YOU'RE A FIRED ALIEN,

286. THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

287. FIRED? WH—

288. DR. HAMSTERVIEL!

289. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN PRISON.

290. 3-DAY FURLOUGH.

291. A NEW ASSISTANT!

292. HA HA HA!

293. THE ABOMINATION!

294. YES.

295. WITH 626'S DESTRUCTIVE PROGRAMMING IN PLACE,

296. THE OTHER EXPERIMENTS!

297. YOU WILL NOT!

298. GOOD-BYE.

299. BUT—

300. GIVE ME THAT! I RECYCLE!

301. UHH!

302. HA HA HA!

303. LET'S GET NAUGHTY!

304. HA HA!

305. OHH! MORE INTERRUPTIONS!

306. A NAUGHTY MOMENT.

307. OHH!

308. YES, WHAT IS IT? I'M A BUS—

309. OH, I MEAN, HELLO, WELCOMED GUESTS.

310. YOU HAVE MY DOG.

311. I WANT HIM BACK!

312. OH, WHY, OF COURSE.

313. COME RIGHT IN.

314. I'M SURE HE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.

315. SOME DAYS, IT JUST PAYS TO BE EVIL.

316. HA HA HA.

317. "Dr. WELL, NOW, MY DEAR.

318. I HAVE YOUR DOG.

319. IN FACT, I BELIEVE

320. HE'S WAITING FOR YOU.

321. STITCH!

322. ABOUT YOU!

323. HUH?

324. YOU BREAK THINGS,

325. YOU'RE STILL GOOD.

326. PLEASE COME HOME.

327. ONE MOMENT. EH, EH, PLEASE.

328. TO MAKE SURE HE'S STILL IN ONE PIECE.

329. UH-OH. THIS NOT LOOKING GOOD.

330. NO. STITCH WOULD NEVER HURT US.

331. "Dr.

332. YOU'RE WRONG!

333. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT 626 IS PROGRAMMED FOR:

334. DESTRUCTION.

335. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!

336. YOU CALLED HIM 626?

337. KNOW THAT UNLESS...

338. YOU'RE NO KINDLY SCIENTIST!

339. YOU ARE—

340. YES, IT IS I—

341. Dr. AAH! OH, WHY WON'T THIS OPEN?

342. UH, EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT.

343. UHH! UHH!

344. OHH! NEVER MIND.

345. AHA!

346. YES, IT IS I, JACQUES VAN HAMSTERVIEL!

347. IN THAT MAN'S EAR!

348. AAH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

349. EAR GERBIL!

350. THAT'S HAMSTER! HAMSTER!

351. STOP HIM!

352. 626 WANTS US TO BE LEAVING.

353. AHH.

354. IS THIRSTY WORK.

355. CITRIC EXTRACTION DEPOT.

356. IS THIS?

357. EARTH CURRENCY!

358. MY TROUBLES ARE OVER!

359. 626'S ORIGINAL DESTRUCTIVE PROGRAMMING.

360. NO! STITCH KNOWS NOT TO BE DESTRUCTIVE.

361. HE'S GOOD.

362. OH, YOU ARE SO WRONG,

363. THAT IS MISTAKEN.

364. 626 WILL DESTROY WHATEVER I TELL HIM TO.

365. 626, DESTROY THEM!

366. OHH. EH!

367. HA HA HA!

368. WE'RE GONNA BE SMASHED!

369. RUN! UHH!

370. OHH.

371. NO, STITCH.

372. HOW TO BEHAVE.

373. HUH?

374. I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT US,

375. JUST LIKE I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU.

376. THAT YOU'RE GOOD.

377. EVERYONE ELSE.

378. DO IT FOR ME?

379. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

380. WAITING FOR?

381. SMASH THEM! SMASH THEM!

382. AAH!

383. STITCH GOOD?

384. VERY GOOD.

385. OF KARMIC CLEANSING.

386. OH, I THINK I BIT BOTH MY TONGUES.

387. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

388. DR. JACQUES VAN HAMSTERVIEL!

389. TO BEING OUTED.

390. HEH HEH HEH HEH!

391. SO YOU THINK.

392. THE LAST OF THE LAUGHS.

393. CRISTA!

394. AAH! NO!

395. BACK, YOU RABID HEDGEHOG!

396. BACK, I SAY!

397. BAD MOUSEY.

398. DR. HAMSTERVIEL,

399. I'VE GOT A FEW THINGS TO GET OFF MY CHEST.

400. WITH THIS MACHINE,

401. I'LL HAVE ALL THE CASH I'LL NEED,

402. SO YOU CAN'T KICK ME AROUND ANYMORE.

403. CAN TOO, YOU SWOLLEN SEA SLUG.

404. I AM HIRING YOU BACK.

405. HA! AS IF I WOULD EVEN—YOU!

406. HEY, THAT IS MONEY MACHINE.

407. QUICK! OVER HERE, IF YOU WANT A JOB.

408. YOUR PAY...

409. TRIPLE!

410. STITCH,

411. IT'S OK FOR YOU TO BE DESTRUCTIVE.

412. EEH.

413. HATCHA BOOGA!

414. I'LL TAKE THE JOB.

415. HEY. HEY!

416. WHAT'S GOING ON?

417. TO NEAREST EXIT.

418. AH, DRAT! THESE HAIRBALLS!

419. PUJAJA.

420. YOU FIXED IT!

421. BETTER THIS WAY.

422. LILO, I'M HOME!

423. MY HULA TROPHY,

424. AND THIS TIME,

425. HE USED REAL GLUE.

426. WHY, THANK YOU, STITCH.

427. REALLY PAID OFF.

428. NOT REALLY.

429. ALL BY HIMSELF.

430. WHAT HAPPENED?

431. UM, THE PATH

432. THE LIVING ROOM.

433. FINDING THE GLUE.