Lilo & Stitch: The Series 1x34

Directed by Don MacKinnon

Jason Marsden as Waiter (voice) • Dee Bradley Baker as Mewrin (voice) • Michael Yingling as (voice) • Tress MacNeille as (voice)

Experiment #258 - Sample #258 is activated. #258 is a sound experiment, that records sounds and plays them back to people, like a sample. Meanwhile, Stitch is worried about getting his shots.

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1. TOOKIE BAH WABA!

2. HAO!

3. IKI BAH BAH.

4. HA HA HA.

5. HA HA HA!

6. OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

7. PLEAKLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

8. SHH. IT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN—

9. THE MOST EXCITING, CLIMACTIC MOMENT

10. OF THE DAILY EARTH EXPERIENCE!

11. MAIL CALL!

12. AKATA!

13. OOH! OOH! EVIL GENIUSES FIRST.

14. 0.9% A.P.R. FOR ME.

15. "YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WINNER" FOR JUMBA.

16. ONCE-A-YEAR WHITE SALE

17. FOR RESIDENT.

18. I'M RESIDENT!

19. EVEN SOMETHING FOR THE LITTLE MONSTER.

20. OH. AGAPA?

21. HMM. IT'S FROM THE LADY AT THE ANIMAL SHELTER

22. WHERE WE ADOPTED YOU.

23. IT SAYS IT'S TIME FOR YOUR SHOTS.

24. OH. OK.

25. BYE-BYE!

26. OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

27. GO AWAY!

28. COME BACK HERE!

29. ABATA IKI!

30. AAH!

31. ABBA-TOOKA!

32. LOOK! "MRS. P. LEAKLEY

33. "HAS BEEN SELECTED OUT OF MILLIONS OF EARTHLINGS

34. FOR THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND OFFER."

35. ME, TOO!

36. HEY!

37. STITCH, COME DOWN.

38. IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR SHOTS,

39. YOU COULD CATCH A MUTATING VIRUS!

40. NAGGA SHOTS.

41. OUCHIE!

42. OK.

43. HOW ABOUT THIS?

44. IF YOU COME DOWN AND GET YOUR SHOTS,

45. YOU CAN HAVE COCONUT CAKE

46. FOR BREAKFAST.

47. COCONUT CAKE

48. AND COFFEE?

49. DEAL.

50. LOOK AT THIS!

51. AN ALIENS CONVENTION.

52. I'VE GOT TO GO, JUMBA.

53. WHY?

54. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

55. IT'S A GATHERING OF OTHER ALIENS

56. LIVING HERE ON EARTH.

57. I AM NOT SO SURE IF FLIER

58. IS SO EXACTLY MEANING THAT.

59. OH, OF COURSE IT DOES!

60. WHY, I COULD RUN IN TO SOME OF MY OLD FRIENDS

61. FROM EARTH EXPERT SCHOOL.

62. OH, I'M ALL ATWITTER!

63. JUST THINK, WE ARE NOT ALONE.

64. I BET I OUTHIT YOU BY 50 YARDS.

65. YOU DIDN'T EVEN HIT IT 50 YARDS.

66. HUH. I COULD'VE SWORN—

67. AH, WELL.

68. OH, MAN!

69. THAT NOISE IS MAKING ME CRAZY!

70. Man on tape: AND IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS,

71. YOU MUST NEVER ACCEPT FAILURE.

72. TELL YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE A DOER!

73. I AM A DOER.

74. LOUDER! MAKE YOUR MAMA PROUD!

75. I AM A DOER!

76. HEY, DO BOY,

77. WOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN?

78. I'M TRYING TO SAVOR A SALAMI SUB IN HERE.

79. Computer voice: WARNING.

80. EXPERIMENT 258 ACTIVATED.

81. SONIC ANNOYANCE.

82. HMM. DRIVES PEOPLE MAD

83. BY SAMPLING SOUNDS AND REPEATING THEM

84. IN AN ENDLESS, GRATING RHYTHM.

85. 625,

86. TODAY I WILL BE SUCCESSFUL.

87. I'M ORDERING YOU TO NOT LET ME BACK IN THE SHIP

88. UNLESS I HAVE CAPTURED THAT EXPERIMENT.

89. REMEMBER, NO MATTER WHAT I SAY,

90. NO MATTER HOW MUCH I IMPLORE YOU,

91. DO NOT LET ME BACK IN

92. UNLESS I'VE CAPTURED THE EXPERIMENT.

93. OH, YEAH. HA!

94. THAT'LL WORK.

95. I HEARD THAT!

96. ALL DONE?

97. GOOD. NOW LET'S GO GET YOUR SHOTS.

98. IKATA! ZOMBIES!

99. WHERE? HEY!

100. WE MADE A DEAL.

101. COME ON. YOU PROMISED.

102. I'M IN THE SHOWER!

103. AAH!

104. I AM A DOER.

105. I AM A DOER.

106. SUCCESS IS WITHIN MY GRASP.

107. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SEIZE IT.

108. OOH-WHEE! YOU ARE ONE UGLY DOG.

109. HEY, COME BACK HERE!

110. I AM A DOER!

111. HUH?

112. OH, BLITZNAK.

113. OH, DEAR.

114. NOT AGAIN.

115. HELLO. I HAVE SOMETHING HERE

116. THAT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN.

117. NO, I'M NOT CALLING FROM A DISTANT GALAXY.

118. WE'RE HERE TO SEE THE SOMETHING.

119. IF YOU GUYS ARE ALIEN HUNTERS,

120. WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE ALIENS?

121. WELL, WE'RE GOING TO AN ALIENS CONVENTION,

122. SO MY MOM MADE THESE COSTUMES

123. OUT OF HER OLD TRAILER AWN—

124. INFILTRATE AND ASSIMILATE, MA'AM.

125. THESE COSTUMES ALLOW US TO WALK

126. AMONG THE E.T.s UNDETECTED.

127. MERWIN, LOOK AT THAT.

128. YOU THINK THAT'S A REAL LIVE...

129. ALIEN?

130. I THINK SO.

131. DEAN, WE ARE GOING TO TOTALLY ROCK

132. THE ALIENS CONVENTION!

133. YOU MEAN, LIKE LAST YEAR?

134. FELLOW BELIEVERS,

135. I, MERWIN FINKLESTEIN,

136. PROFESSIONAL ALIEN HUNTER,

137. PRESENT A REAL LIVE ALIEN.

138. DUDE, THAT'S AN OSTRICH.

139. NO, NOT LIKE LAST YEAR.

140. UHH! STITCH!

141. WE MADE A DEAL.

142. UHH! IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF SHOTS.

143. UHH! NAGGA BOO-TOO.

144. MADAM, WE TAKE THIS CREATURE

145. IN THE NAME OF SPACE SCIENCE,

146. FOR THE BENEFIT AND ADVANCEMENT

147. OF ALL HUMANKIND.

148. IT'S A NICE, SAFE PLACE.

149. DON'T WORRY.

150. LOOK! ANOTHER ALIEN!

151. GRAB HIM! PUT HIM IN CHAINS!

152. HEY! AAH!

153. HE'S ON THE CEILING.

154. GET HIM!

155. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

156. LEAVE STITCH ALONE!

157. STITCH! LOOK, IT'S A...

158. COUSIN.

159. HA! GOTCHA!

160. AAH! OOH! UHH!

161. OUCH.

162. OH, UH, WE COME IN PEACE.

163. LIVE LONG AND PROSPER.

164. AAH!

165. DEAN!

166. COME ON!

167. THAT ALIEN STOLE OUR ALIEN!

168. SHH. YOU GOT TO KEEP IT DOWN, LITTLE GUY.

169. THEY'LL FIND US.

170. BE QUIET.

171. QUIET...

172. OHH!

173. STUPID, ROCKY EARTH MATERIAL!

174. EXPERIMENT!

175. I AM A DOER.

176. I AM A DOER.

177. COME ON!

178. UHH UHH! IKKI TAKKA!

179. HEY, THESE TIKIS WOULD LOOK COOL

180. IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT.

181. RIGHT.

182. AND WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP

183. ALL MY COMIC BOOKS?

184. OH, YEAH.

185. COME ON!

186. COME ON!

187. BASEMENT. BASEMENT. B-B-B—

188. AAH! YIKES!

189. SO, THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE, HUH?

190. SORRY, KIDS. THIS LITTLE ALIEN IS...

191. MINE!

192. ANOTHER ONE!

193. AND HE'S BIG,

194. OUTER SPACE BIG.

195. FORGET THESE LITTLE GUYS.

196. LET'S BAG HIM!

197. OOKIE TAKKA!

198. OUT OF MY WAY, EARTH FORMS!

199. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, ALIEN.

200. A PLASMA CONVERTING PULSE CANNON 9000 SERIES!

201. THE MOST FEARED WEAPON IN THE GALAXY!

202. ONLY ONE KNOWN COUNTERMEASURE.

203. RUN!

204. THAT ALIEN TOTALLY THINKS

205. YOUR RAY GUN IS REAL.

206. WHAT'S IT MADE OF?

207. TOILET PAPER ROLLS AND ALUMINUM FOIL. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

208. COOL.

209. 625, OPEN THE DOOR!

210. EH, WHERE'S THE EXPERIMENT?

211. WHAT?

212. SORRY, SQUIGGLY.

213. CAN'T LET YOU IN WITHOUT THE EXPERIMENT.

214. HEY, YOUR ORDERS.

215. BY THE FIRES OF THE PLANET KREMLOT,

216. I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR—

217. I THINK HE WENT OVER THAT WAY.

218. HEY, IS EXPERIMENT 258.

219. DESIGNED TO COPY SOUNDS

220. AND PLAY THEM BACK

221. IN ANNOYING MUSICAL RHYTHM,

222. DRIVING ENTIRE POPULACE TO MADNESS

223. AND LEADING TO PLANET-WIDE MAYHEM.

224. HA HA!

225. BUT IS SNAPPY BEAT, NO?

226. HA HA HA.

227. SO IT SAMPLES WHATEVER IT HEARS.

228. I GUESS I COULD CALL HIM SAMPLE.

229. SAMPLE. S-S-S-SAMPLE.

230. SAMPLE, SAMPLE, SAMPLE, SAMPLE...

231. WELL, I'M OFF TO THE CONVENTION.

232. WOW! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

233. YOU STILL HAD THAT OUTFIT.

234. BYE-BYE!

235. HOLDING RIGHT THERE.

236. YOU CANNOT GOING DRESSING LIKE THAT.

237. OH, DON'T TELL ME,

238. THE EPAULETS CLASH WITH MY SKIN TONE.

239. I KNOW, BUT I CAN'T HELP IT.

240. THEY'RE STANDARD ISSUE.

241. IS NOT THAT.

242. ALIEN HUNTERS AND SPIES

243. WILL BE DRAWN TO BIG MEETING OF ALIENS.

244. YOU COULD BE BLOWING OUR COVER BIG TIME.

245. OH, PISH POSH.

246. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE ALIEN SOCIAL EVENT OF THE SEASON,

247. AND I, FOR ONE, AM NOT GOING TO MISS OUT.

248. BESIDES, I'LL KEEP ONE BIG EYE OUT

249. FOR YOUR ALIEN HUNTERS.

250. AH, I'M COMING, TOO.

251. MAKING SURE NOT BLOWING COVER.

252. YOU MAYBE HAVE ONE BIG EYE,

253. BUT ALSO, ONE TINY BRAIN.

254. STITCH?

255. WHERE DID YOU PUT SAMPLE?

256. MMM. AWAY.

257. PLEAKLEY MUST HAVE FORGOT HIS KEYS AGAIN.

258. HELP! YOU MUST HIDE ME. UHH!

259. WHY WOULD WE HELP YOU?

260. THE ALIEN HUNTERS. THEY'RE AFTER ME!

261. ALIEN HUNTERS?

262. WHAT'D YOU LEAD THEM HERE FOR?

263. THEY'RE COMING!

264. PLEASE. I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK.

265. ALL RIGHT.

266. WE'LL HELP YOU HIDE

267. IF YOU PROMISE,

268. IF YOU REALLY PROMISE

269. TO BE GOOD

270. AND NOT TRY TO TAKE SAMPLE.

271. THE EXPERIMENT? BUT I—

272. LOOK, ITS TRACKS LEAD UP HERE.

273. OK, I PROMISE. I PROMISE.

274. JUST TELL ME WHERE TO HIDE!

275. QUICK! UNDER THE SOFA.

276. UH-HUH. NO GOOD.

277. HOW ABOUT UPSTAIRS?

278. I BET IT WENT INSIDE.

279. HURRY! HURRY!

280. THE HALL CLOSET! QUICK!

281. UHH!

282. UHH! UHH!

283. UHH!

284. WHAT WAS THAT?

285. NO! QUIET!

286. QUIET!

287. SOMETHING TELLS ME

288. WE JUST HIT THE ALIEN JACKPOT!

289. GIVE ME A BOOST, DEAN.

290. THE ALIENS ARE DEFINITELY INSIDE.

291. QUIET. QUI-QUI-QUIET...

292. ISN'T THERE ANY WAY

293. TO SHUT THAT ABOMINATION UP?

294. COME ON. BASEMENT, BASEMENT,

295. B-B-B-BASEMENT.

296. BASEMENT. B-B-B-B-BASEMENT...

297. SAMPLE.

298. SAMPLE, SAMPLE,

299. SAMPLE, SAMPLE, SAMPLE...

300. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WAY

301. TO GET IN THERE!

302. UHH! UHH! UHH!

303. THEY'RE COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW!

304. HUH?

305. UH, I'M NOT HERE.

306. UHH! UHH!

307. MERWIN?

308. IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP, THEN LEAVE ME ALONE!

309. BUT...

310. THE DOOR'S UNLOCKED.

311. OH. I KNEW THAT.

312. QUICK! EVERYONE THIS WAY!

313. UHH!

314. AHA! DIRTY SPACE BUGS!

315. IT'S POINTLESS TO HIDE.

316. IKKATA! IKKATA!

317. I'M COMING.

318. UHH!

319. LOOKS LIKE WE GOT THE BIG PRIZE.

320. WHAT— WHAT HAPPENED TO GANTU?

321. UHH!

322. UHH!

323. UHH! HUH?

324. OH, NO.

325. AKA BOO.

326. NO. WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM BEHIND.

327. WE PROMISED TO HELP HIM,

328. AND A DEAL'S A DEAL.

329. OK. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

330. HEY, WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?

331. AAH! UHH!

332. YOU SEE, GENTLEMEN,

333. I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE EASY.

334. UHH!

335. STUPID HEAD.

336. GANTU, YOU CAN'T LET THEM TAKE YOU

337. TO THE ALIENS CONVENTION.

338. THEY'LL TELL EVERYBODY

339. YOU'RE AN ALIEN.

340. CORRECTION.

341. THEY'LL TELL EVERYBODY YOU'RE ALIENS.

342. BUT WE MADE A DEAL.

343. AND I MADE A NEW DEAL.

344. I AFFECT YOUR CAPTURE,

345. YOU 2 APPEAR IN THE ALIEN DEMONSTRATION

346. AT THE CONVENTION,

347. AND THEN THEY HAND 258 OVER TO ME.

348. UHH! GABBA!

349. SHOOBIE CHEEBBA!

350. QUIET, TROG.

351. WE'LL TURN THAT PLASMA CANNON ON YOU.

352. IS MY HAIR ON STRAIGHT?

353. THAT'S BETTER.

354. BUT YOU DON'T NEED IT.

355. I FEEL COMPLETELY AT HOME HERE.

356. HA! YOU SAY.

357. I THINK YOU'RE STICKING OUT LIKE SORE THUMB.

358. GREETINGS, FELLOW ALIENS.

359. SHEE. THEN AGAIN, MAYBE IS MY THUMB

360. THAT IS STICKING AND SOREING.

361. SEE? DID I NOT TELL YOU.

362. I DID. I TOLD YOU.

363. EAT LASER, EARTHLING!

364. HA HA HA!

365. DEADLY LASER!

366. ADVANCED KRUZARKIAN TECHNOLOGY.

367. YOU BETTER TAKE OFF YOUR INGENIOUS EARTH DISGUISE.

368. WHAT? YOU MEAN HAIR?

369. HEY, COOL!

370. WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?

371. I—I AM JUMBA JOOKIBA

372. OF QWENTA KWAN,

373. EVIL GENIUS SCIENTIST.

374. CREATOR OF ILLEGAL GENETIC MUTATIONS

375. CAPABLE OF DESTRUCTING ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

376. OH, AWESOME!

377. I'M TRON TREEPSORP,

378. WING COMMANDER OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE.

379. UH, GOT ANY PINS YOU WANT TO TRADE?

380. LOOK!

381. CLARGOZONIANS!

382. AND THEY'RE STILL INSIDE

383. THEIR POLYACETATE SLEEP PODS.

384. REAL ALIENS, HUH?

385. HA HA. LOOKS LIKE SOME KOALA.

386. COULDN'T FIND AN OSTRICH THIS YEAR?

387. NO. THIS YEAR,

388. THEY'RE REALLY REAL.

389. THEY ARE NOT REAL.

390. ONE OF THEM'S MY DOG,

391. AND THE OTHER ONE IS, UH...

392. MY OTHER DOG!

393. DON'T BE ABSURD.

394. THEIR PHYSIOLOGY IS OBVIOUSLY TOO BIZARRE

395. TO BE TERRENE.

396. GREAT COSTUME, GUY.

397. I'M NOT WEARING ANY...

398. UM, UNDERWEAR.

399. A LITTLE TOO MUCH SUBSPACE INFORMATION

400. FOR THIS CADET.

401. OK, I'LL PUT YOU GUYS ON.

402. IT SHOULD BE WORTH A LAUGH, ANYWAY.

403. OH, BOY.

404. WHAT PLANET ARE THEY FROM?

405. NO RHYTHMIA II? HA HA HA!

406. THEY ARE JUST TERRIBLE!

407. IF I HAD EARS, I'D PLUG THEM.

408. ALANNIA!

409. ALANNIA, IS THAT YOU? IT'S PLEAKLEY.

410. WE WENT TO THE PROM TOGETHER.

411. YOU ALWAYS WERE A FRAGILE LITTLE THING.

412. Man over P.A.: GREETINGS, ALIENS AND SPACEMEN.

413. CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?

414. RIGHT ON THIS STAGE

415. FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW,

416. MERWIN AND DEAN

417. AND THEIR REAL LIVE ALIENS

418. FROM OUTER SPACE... SPACE... SPACE... SPACE... SPACE.

419. WHOA, THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD.

420. WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT ALIENS?

421. WE'RE ALL REAL LIVE ALIENS HERE.

422. WHAT A GEEK.

423. EVERY YEAR, WE COME TO THIS CONVENTION

424. PRETENDING AND HOPING

425. TO SEE REAL ALIENS,

426. INSTEAD OF JUST OUR FRIENDS IN COSTUMES.

427. COSTUMES?

428. IT'S SHOW TIME, TROGS. WHA—

429. IKKI TAKA!

430. COME BACK HERE, YOU!

431. NAGGA.

432. IKKI TAKKA!

433. FELLOW BELIEVERS,

434. I, MERWIN FINKLESTEIN,

435. PROFESSIONAL ALIEN HUNTER,

436. AM PROUD TO PRESENT

437. A REAL LIVE ALIEN.

438. HUH?

439. BUT WE HAD A DEAL!

440. YEAH, WE DID.

441. BUT YOU LET THOSE OTHER 2 GET AWAY!

442. SO YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THEIR PLACE.

443. OH, YOU THINK SO?

444. OK, OK.

445. JUST BE CAREFUL WITH THAT THING.

446. OH, NO. YOU WERE RIGHT.

447. THEY'RE BIG, NASTY ALIEN HUNTERS

448. WITH A BIG, NASTY PLASMA CONVERTOR PULSE CANNON,

449. AND YOU AND I ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!

450. BLAH! BIG HUNTERS ARE BIG PHONIES

451. AND SO IS GUN. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

452. LOOKS LIKE PLASMA CONVERTOR 9000 SERIES,

453. BUT IS OBVIOUS FAKE.

454. SEE, STITCH?

455. NEVER BAIL OUT ON A DEAL,

456. BECAUSE WHAT GOES AROUND

457. COMES AROUND.

458. NOTE THAT ALIENS

459. ARE MUCH LESS INTELLIGENT

460. THAN WE MIGHT HAVE EXPECTED.

461. WHAT? HEY, I—

462. ALSO, THEY'RE KIND OF UGLY.

463. BUT THEY'RE VERY OBEDIENT.

464. DO A LITTLE JIG FOR US, ALIEN.

465. HEE HEE! COME ON, STITCH.

466. THAT GAVE ME A GOOD IDEA

467. FOR SAMPLE'S ONE TRUE PLACE.

468. COME ON, COUSIN.

469. BUT ISN'T THIS BAD? OUR SECRET'S OUT.

470. THEY BELIEVE GANTU IS A REAL ALIEN.

471. WHAT A FAKE!

472. THAT'S TOTALLY A SAMOAN IN A WHALE SUIT.

473. CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW LAME THESE GUYS ARE?

474. YEAH. I MEAN, GET A LIFE.

475. YEAH. LET'S GO PLAY DUNGEONS & DOORKNOBS.

476. HEY, GUYS. LET'S GO DANCE

477. TO FUNK ROSWELL AND THE TALL GREYS.

478. BUT WHY?

479. THEY'RE TERRIBLE.

480. NOT ANYMORE.

481. THEY'VE GOT A NEW RHYTHM SECTION.

482. LOOK AT HIM GO.

483. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST PROGRAMMED TO BE ANNOYING.

484. I GUESS FOR DISCO DANCING,

485. ANNOYING RHYTHMICAL BEAT IS GOOD THING.

486. COME ON, LET'S BOOGIE!

487. OOH! SHAGEELA, BABY!