Lilo & Stitch: The Series 1x34

Directed by Don MacKinnon

Jason Marsden as Waiter (voice) • Dee Bradley Baker as Mewrin (voice) • Michael Yingling as (voice) • Tress MacNeille as (voice)

Experiment #258 - Sample #258 is activated. #258 is a sound experiment, that records sounds and plays them back to people, like a sample. Meanwhile, Stitch is worried about getting his shots.

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1. TOOKIE BAH WABA!

2. HAO!

3. IKI BAH BAH.

4. HA HA HA.

5. HA HA HA!

6. OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

7. PLEAKLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

8. SHH. IT'S

9. THE MOST EXCITING,

10. EARTH EXPERIENCE!

11. MAIL CALL!

12. AKATA!

13. OOH! OOH! EVIL GENIUSES FIRST.

14. 0.9% A.P.R. FOR ME.

15. "YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WINNER" FOR JUMBA.

16. FOR RESIDENT.

17. I'M RESIDENT!

18. THE LITTLE MONSTER.

19. OH. AGAPA?

20. HMM. IT'S FROM THE LADY

21. WHERE WE ADOPTED YOU.

22. IT SAYS IT'S TIME FOR YOUR SHOTS.

23. OH. OK.

24. BYE-BYE!

25. OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

26. GO AWAY!

27. COME BACK HERE!

28. ABATA IKI!

29. AAH!

30. ABBA-TOOKA!

31. LOOK! "MRS. P. LEAKLEY

32. "HAS BEEN SELECTED

33. ONE-OF-A-KIND OFFER."

34. ME, TOO!

35. HEY!

36. STITCH, COME DOWN.

37. IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR SHOTS,

38. A MUTATING VIRUS!

39. NAGGA SHOTS.

40. OUCHIE!

41. OK.

42. HOW ABOUT THIS?

43. AND GET YOUR SHOTS,

44. FOR BREAKFAST.

45. AND COFFEE?

46. DEAL.

47. LOOK AT THIS!

48. CONVENTION.

49. I'VE GOT TO GO, JUMBA.

50. WHY?

51. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

52. IT'S A GATHERING

53. ON EARTH.

54. MEANING THAT.

55. OH, OF COURSE IT DOES!

56. WHY, I COULD

57. EXPERT SCHOOL.

58. OH, I'M ALL ATWITTER!

59. JUST THINK, WE ARE NOT ALONE.

60. I BET BY 50 YARDS.

61. YOU DIDN'T EVEN HIT IT 50 YARDS.

62. HUH. I COULD'VE

63. AH, WELL.

64. OH, MAN!

65. IS MAKING ME CRAZY!

66. Man on tape: AND IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS,

67. ACCEPT FAILURE.

68. THAT YOU ARE A DOER!

69. I AM A DOER.

70. LOUDER! MAKE YOUR MAMA PROUD!

71. I AM A DOER!

72. HEY, DO BOY,

73. KEEP IT DOWN?

74. I'M TRYING TO SAVOR A SALAMI SUB IN HERE.

75. Computer voice: WARNING.

76. EXPERIMENT 258 ACTIVATED.

77. SONIC ANNOYANCE.

78. HMM. DRIVES

79. IN AN ENDLESS, GRATING RHYTHM.

80. 625,

81. SUCCESSFUL.

82. I'M ORDERING YOU TO NOT

83. THAT EXPERIMENT.

84. REMEMBER, NO MATTER WHAT I SAY,

85. I IMPLORE YOU,

86. UNLESS I'VE CAPTURED THE EXPERIMENT.

87. OH, YEAH. HA!

88. THAT'LL WORK.

89. I HEARD THAT!

90. ALL DONE?

91. GOOD. NOW LET'S GO GET YOUR SHOTS.

92. IKATA! ZOMBIES!

93. WHERE? HEY!

94. WE MADE A DEAL.

95. COME ON. YOU PROMISED.

96. I'M IN THE SHOWER!

97. AAH!

98. I AM A DOER.

99. I AM A DOER.

100. WITHIN MY GRASP.

101. IS SEIZE IT.

102. OOH-WHEE! YOU ARE ONE UGLY DOG.

103. HEY, COME BACK HERE!

104. I AM A DOER!

105. HUH?

106. OH, BLITZNAK.

107. OH, DEAR.

108. NOT AGAIN.

109. HELLO. I HAVE

110. BE INTERESTED IN.

111. NO, I'M NOT CALLING FROM A DISTANT GALAXY.

112. WE'RE HERE TO SEE THE SOMETHING.

113. ARE ALIEN HUNTERS,

114. LIKE ALIENS?

115. WELL, WE'RE GOING TO AN ALIENS CONVENTION,

116. OUT OF HER OLD

117. ASSIMILATE, MA'AM.

118. AMONG THE E.T.s UNDETECTED.

119. MERWIN, LOOK AT THAT.

120. YOU THINK THAT'S A REAL LIVE...

121. ALIEN?

122. I THINK SO.

123. DEAN, WE ARE GOING

124. CONVENTION!

125. YOU MEAN, LIKE LAST YEAR?

126. FELLOW BELIEVERS,

127. I, MERWIN FINKLESTEIN,

128. PROFESSIONAL ALIEN HUNTER,

129. PRESENT A REAL LIVE ALIEN.

130. DUDE, THAT'S AN OSTRICH.

131. NO, NOT LIKE LAST YEAR.

132. UHH! STITCH!

133. WE MADE A DEAL.

134. UHH! IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF SHOTS.

135. UHH! NAGGA BOO-TOO.

136. MADAM, WE TAKE

137. OF SPACE SCIENCE,

138. OF ALL HUMANKIND.

139. IT'S A NICE, SAFE PLACE.

140. DON'T WORRY.

141. LOOK! ANOTHER ALIEN!

142. GRAB HIM! PUT HIM IN CHAINS!

143. HEY! AAH!

144. HE'S ON THE CEILING.

145. GET HIM!

146. DOING?

147. ALONE!

148. STITCH! LOOK, IT'S A...

149. COUSIN.

150. HA! GOTCHA!

151. AAH! OOH! UHH!

152. OUCH.

153. OH, UH, WE COME IN PEACE.

154. AND PROSPER.

155. AAH!

156. DEAN!

157. COME ON!

158. STOLE OUR ALIEN!

159. SHH. YOU GOT TO KEEP IT DOWN, LITTLE GUY.

160. THEY'LL FIND US.

161. BE QUIET.

162. QUIET...

163. OHH!

164. STUPID, ROCKY EARTH MATERIAL!

165. EXPERIMENT!

166. I AM A DOER.

167. I AM A DOER.

168. COME ON!

169. UHH UHH! IKKI TAKKA!

170. HEY, THESE TIKIS

171. IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT.

172. RIGHT.

173. ALL MY COMIC BOOKS?

174. OH, YEAH.

175. COME ON!

176. COME ON!

177. BASEMENT. BASEMENT. B-B-B—

178. AAH! YIKES!

179. SO, THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE, HUH?

180. SORRY, KIDS. THIS LITTLE ALIEN IS...

181. MINE!

182. ANOTHER ONE!

183. AND HE'S BIG,

184. OUTER SPACE BIG.

185. THESE LITTLE GUYS.

186. LET'S BAG HIM!

187. OOKIE TAKKA!

188. OUT OF MY WAY, EARTH FORMS!

189. RIGHT THERE, ALIEN.

190. 9000 SERIES!

191. IN THE GALAXY!

192. COUNTERMEASURE.

193. RUN!

194. YOUR RAY GUN IS REAL.

195. WHAT'S IT MADE OF?

196. COOL.

197. 625, OPEN THE DOOR!

198. EH, WHERE'S THE EXPERIMENT?

199. WHAT?

200. SORRY, SQUIGGLY.

201. CAN'T LET YOU IN WITHOUT THE EXPERIMENT.

202. HEY, YOUR ORDERS.

203. THE PLANET KREMLOT,

204. I'LL BREAK EVERY

205. HE WENT OVER THAT WAY.

206. HEY, IS EXPERIMENT 258.

207. MUSICAL RHYTHM,

208. PLANET-WIDE MAYHEM.

209. HA HA!

210. BUT IS SNAPPY BEAT, NO?

211. HA HA HA.

212. WHATEVER IT HEARS.

213. CALL HIM SAMPLE.

214. SAMPLE. S-S-S-SAMPLE.

215. SAMPLE, SAMPLE, SAMPLE, SAMPLE...

216. WELL, I'M OFF TO THE CONVENTION.

217. WOW! I DIDN'T

218. THAT OUTFIT.

219. BYE-BYE!

220. HOLDING RIGHT THERE.

221. DRESSING LIKE THAT.

222. OH, DON'T TELL ME,

223. WITH MY SKIN TONE.

224. I KNOW, BUT I CAN'T HELP IT.

225. THEY'RE STANDARD ISSUE.

226. IS NOT THAT.

227. MEETING OF ALIENS.

228. OUR COVER BIG TIME.

229. OH, PISH POSH.

230. OF THE SEASON,

231. AND I, FOR ONE, AM NOT GOING TO MISS OUT.

232. BESIDES, I'LL KEEP ONE BIG EYE OUT

233. FOR YOUR ALIEN HUNTERS.

234. AH, I'M COMING, TOO.

235. NOT BLOWING COVER.

236. HAVE ONE BIG EYE,

237. BUT ALSO, ONE TINY BRAIN.

238. STITCH?

239. PUT SAMPLE?

240. MMM. AWAY.

241. HIS KEYS AGAIN.

242. HELP! YOU MUST HIDE ME. UHH!

243. HELP YOU?

244. THE ALIEN HUNTERS. THEY'RE AFTER ME!

245. ALIEN HUNTERS?

246. WHAT'D YOU LEAD THEM HERE FOR?

247. THEY'RE COMING!

248. PLEASE. I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK.

249. ALL RIGHT.

250. WE'LL HELP YOU HIDE

251. IF YOU PROMISE,

252. AND NOT TRY TO TAKE SAMPLE.

253. THE EXPERIMENT? BUT I—

254. LOOK, ITS TRACKS LEAD UP HERE.

255. OK, I PROMISE. I PROMISE.

256. WHERE TO HIDE!

257. QUICK! UNDER THE SOFA.

258. UH-HUH. NO GOOD.

259. HOW ABOUT UPSTAIRS?

260. I BET IT WENT INSIDE.

261. HURRY! HURRY!

262. THE HALL CLOSET! QUICK!

263. UHH!

264. UHH! UHH!

265. UHH!

266. WHAT WAS THAT?

267. NO! QUIET!

268. QUIET!

269. THE ALIEN JACKPOT!

270. A BOOST, DEAN.

271. DEFINITELY INSIDE.

272. QUIET. QUI-QUI-QUIET...

273. ISN'T THERE ANY WAY

274. ABOMINATION UP?

275. COME ON. BASEMENT, BASEMENT,

276. B-B-B-BASEMENT.

277. BASEMENT. B-B-B-B-BASEMENT...

278. SAMPLE.

279. SAMPLE, SAMPLE,

280. SAMPLE, SAMPLE, SAMPLE...

281. THERE'S GOT

282. TO GET IN THERE!

283. UHH! UHH! UHH!

284. THEY'RE COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW!

285. HUH?

286. UH, I'M NOT HERE.

287. UHH! UHH!

288. MERWIN?

289. IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP, THEN LEAVE ME ALONE!

290. BUT...

291. THE DOOR'S UNLOCKED.

292. OH. I KNEW THAT.

293. QUICK! EVERYONE THIS WAY!

294. UHH!

295. AHA! DIRTY SPACE BUGS!

296. IT'S POINTLESS TO HIDE.

297. IKKATA! IKKATA!

298. I'M COMING.

299. UHH!

300. GOT THE BIG PRIZE.

301. TO GANTU?

302. UHH!

303. UHH!

304. UHH! HUH?

305. OH, NO.

306. AKA BOO.

307. NO. WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM BEHIND.

308. TO HELP HIM,

309. AND A DEAL'S A DEAL.

310. HEY, WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?

311. AAH! UHH!

312. YOU SEE, GENTLEMEN,

313. IT WOULD BE EASY.

314. UHH!

315. STUPID HEAD.

316. GANTU, YOU CAN'T

317. CONVENTION.

318. THEY'LL

319. YOU'RE AN ALIEN.

320. CORRECTION.

321. THEY'LL TELL EVERYBODY YOU'RE ALIENS.

322. BUT WE MADE A DEAL.

323. AND I MADE A NEW DEAL.

324. I AFFECT YOUR CAPTURE,

325. YOU 2 APPEAR IN

326. AT THE CONVENTION,

327. 258 OVER TO ME.

328. UHH! GABBA!

329. SHOOBIE CHEEBBA!

330. QUIET, TROG.

331. WE'LL TURN CANNON ON YOU.

332. ON STRAIGHT?

333. THAT'S BETTER.

334. BUT YOU DON'T NEED IT.

335. AT HOME HERE.

336. HA! YOU SAY.

337. I THINK YOU'RE LIKE SORE THUMB.

338. GREETINGS, FELLOW ALIENS.

339. SHEE. THEN AGAIN,

340. AND SOREING.

341. SEE? DID I NOT TELL YOU.

342. I DID. I TOLD YOU.

343. EAT LASER, EARTHLING!

344. HA HA HA!

345. DEADLY LASER!

346. TECHNOLOGY.

347. INGENIOUS EARTH DISGUISE.

348. WHAT? YOU MEAN HAIR?

349. HEY, COOL!

350. WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?

351. I—I AM

352. OF QWENTA KWAN,

353. EVIL GENIUS SCIENTIST.

354. ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

355. OH, AWESOME!

356. I'M TRON TREEPSORP,

357. OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE.

358. UH, GOT ANY PINS YOU WANT TO TRADE?

359. LOOK!

360. CLARGOZONIANS!

361. AND THEY'RE

362. SLEEP PODS.

363. REAL ALIENS, HUH?

364. HA HA. LOOKS LIKE SOME KOALA.

365. COULDN'T FIND AN OSTRICH THIS YEAR?

366. NO. THIS YEAR,

367. THEY'RE REALLY REAL.

368. THEY ARE NOT REAL.

369. ONE OF THEM'S MY DOG,

370. IS, UH...

371. MY OTHER DOG!

372. DON'T BE ABSURD.

373. TO BE TERRENE.

374. GREAT COSTUME, GUY.

375. I'M NOT WEARING ANY...

376. UM, UNDERWEAR.

377. FOR THIS CADET.

378. OK, I'LL PUT YOU GUYS ON.

379. A LAUGH, ANYWAY.

380. OH, BOY.

381. ARE THEY FROM?

382. NO RHYTHMIA II? HA HA HA!

383. JUST TERRIBLE!

384. IF I HAD EARS, I'D PLUG THEM.

385. ALANNIA!

386. ALANNIA, IS THAT YOU? IT'S PLEAKLEY.

387. TOGETHER.

388. A FRAGILE LITTLE THING.

389. Man over P.A.: GREETINGS, ALIENS AND SPACEMEN.

390. CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?

391. IN A ROW,

392. FROM OUTER SPACE... SPACE... SPACE... SPACE... SPACE.

393. WHOA, THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD.

394. WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT ALIENS?

395. WE'RE ALL REAL LIVE ALIENS HERE.

396. WHAT A GEEK.

397. EVERY YEAR, WE COME

398. TO SEE REAL ALIENS,

399. OUR FRIENDS IN COSTUMES.

400. COSTUMES?

401. IT'S SHOW TIME, TROGS. WHA—

402. IKKI TAKA!

403. COME BACK HERE, YOU!

404. NAGGA.

405. IKKI TAKKA!

406. FELLOW BELIEVERS,

407. I, MERWIN FINKLESTEIN,

408. PROFESSIONAL ALIEN HUNTER,

409. A REAL LIVE ALIEN.

410. HUH?

411. BUT WE HAD A DEAL!

412. YEAH, WE DID.

413. OTHER 2 GET AWAY!

414. SO YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THEIR PLACE.

415. OH, YOU THINK SO?

416. OK, OK.

417. WITH THAT THING.

418. OH, NO. YOU WERE RIGHT.

419. THEY'RE BIG, NASTY

420. WITH A BIG, NASTY PULSE CANNON,

421. AND YOU AND I ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!

422. BLAH! BIG HUNTERS

423. CONVERTOR 9000 SERIES,

424. BUT IS OBVIOUS FAKE.

425. SEE, STITCH?

426. ON A DEAL,

427. COMES AROUND.

428. HAVE EXPECTED.

429. WHAT? HEY, I—

430. ALSO, THEY'RE KIND OF UGLY.

431. BUT THEY'RE VERY OBEDIENT.

432. FOR US, ALIEN.

433. HEE HEE! COME ON, STITCH.

434. FOR SAMPLE'S ONE TRUE PLACE.

435. COME ON, COUSIN.

436. BUT ISN'T THIS BAD? OUR SECRET'S OUT.

437. IS A REAL ALIEN.

438. WHAT A FAKE!

439. THAT'S TOTALLY A SAMOAN IN A WHALE SUIT.

440. HOW LAME THESE GUYS ARE?

441. YEAH. I MEAN, GET A LIFE.

442. YEAH. LET'S GO PLAY DUNGEONS & DOORKNOBS.

443. HEY, GUYS. LET'S GO DANCE

444. AND THE TALL GREYS.

445. BUT WHY?

446. THEY'RE TERRIBLE.

447. NOT ANYMORE.

448. THEY'VE GOT A NEW RHYTHM SECTION.

449. LOOK AT HIM GO.

450. TO BE ANNOYING.

451. FOR DISCO DANCING,

452. BEAT IS GOOD THING.

453. COME ON, LET'S BOOGIE!

454. OOH! SHAGEELA, BABY!