Lilo & Stitch: The Series 1x33

Rob Paulsen as Experiment 625 (voice)

Experiment #323 - HunkaHunka Keoni is in love with Pleakley, and Lilo thinks Experiment #323 has been activated and is loose. So, they go after it, while it causes chaos and makes people all over the island fall in love with the first people they see.

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1. TOOKIE BAH WABA!

2. HAO!

3. IKI BAH BAH.

4. HA HA HA.

5. MAKA MAKA!

6. HA HA HA!

7. AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

8. OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

9. TOOKIE BAH WABA!

10. WELL, IF I WERE TO WIN THIS PAGEANT,

11. I WOULD USE MY NEW FAME TO SPREAD LOVE

12. THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.

13. OH, PLEASE. INTHOSE SHOES?

14. IT'S COMING! IT'S A CATASTROPHE!

15. IT'S ON ITS WAY RIGHT NOW!

16. HOLD IT!

17. HOLD EVERYTHING!

18. NOW, EXPLAIN TO ME SLOWLY AND CLEARLY,

19. EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

20. OK...

21. KEONI JAMESON WAS HOLDING A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS,

22. WHEN HE ASKED CHINO DIRECTIONS TO OUR HOUSE.

23. WHEN CHINO ASKED HIM WHY HE WANTED DIRECTIONS,

24. HE SAID HE HAD TO ASK A REAL CUTIE SOMETHING.

25. IT'S SO OBVIOUS WHAT HE HAS IN MIND.

26. NOW, EXPLAIN TO ME SLOWLY AND CLEARLY EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

27. KEONI IS GOING TO ASK ME

28. TO THELONO-I-KEAWEAWE FESTIVAL.

29. THE ANNUAL VALENTINE'S DAY FESTIVAL...

30. AND THIS IS A CATASTROPHE HOW?

31. ONLY BECAUSE I'M SO NOT READY!

32. STITCH, YOU STALL HIM!

33. ACT LIKE I'M... TOO PRETTY TO COME TO THE DOOR.

34. AND, PLEAKLEY, STAY OUT OF THE WAY.

35. OH, YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M HERE.

36. ALL OFFICIAL GALACTIC FEDERATION OBSERVERS, SUCH AS MYSELF,

37. ARE MASTERS IN THE ART OF SEAMLESSLY BLENDING IN.

38. THAT'S HIM!

39. WAIT! I'M NOT SEAMLESSLY BLENDED IN YET!

40. I'M—I'M SEAMLESSLY UNBLENDED!

41. OH. HEY, LITTLE WEIRD DOGGIE DUDE.

42. GRR. BARK! BARK, BARK, BARK!

43. I'M HERE TO REQUEST THE PRESENCE— UM, NO—

44. AN AUDIENCE OF THE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY

45. WHO LIVES HERE.

46. Between you and me, I want to ask her

47. to theLono-i-keaweawe.

48. OH! OKO TAKA.

49. I KNEW IT!

50. OH, KEONI, YOU'RE HERE.

51. WHAT A SURPRISE!

52. SO...

53. WHAT BRINGS YOU BY TODAY?

54. WELL, I WANTED TO ASK THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW A QUESTION.

55. WELL... GO AHEAD AND ASK, ALREADY.

56. I'M SURE THE ANSWER WILL BE YES.

57. WELL, OK.

58. UM, I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU'D BE MY DATE

59. TO THELONO-I-KEAWEAWE FESTIVAL TONIGHT.

60. WHY OF C—

61. I SAW YOU IN TOWN EARLIER TODAY.

62. YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN.

63. WHO? MOI?

64. UNH!

65. WOW. THAT LILO IS STRONGER THAN SHE LOOKS.

66. IT'S A WORLD GONE MAD!

67. LILO, IT'S CALLED CAMOUFLAGE.

68. HE'S SUPPOSED TO THINK I'M AN ATTRACTIVE EARTH WOMAN.

69. SOMEONE FOUND PLEAKLEY ATTRACTIVE?

70. NOT SOMEONE. KEONI!

71. POOR GUY MUST HAVE EAR BUGS EATING HIS BRAIN.

72. MMM. I FEAR IT COULD BE POSSIBLY SOMETHING FAR AND AWAY WORSE.

73. HERE. LOOK YOUR EYEBALLS ON THIS.

74. IS EXPERIMENT 323.

75. IT MUST HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED,

76. AND IS LOOSE ON ISLAND.

77. ONE PECK FROM ITS BEAK, CAUSES VICTIM TO FALL HEAD OVER FEET IN LOVE

78. WITH THE VERY NEXT PERSON THEY SEE.

79. WHOA!

80. OOH. GIPPER.

81. LOVESICKNESS IS VERY DISTRACTIVE.

82. IT CAN BRING ENTIRE SOCIETIES CRASHING TO STANDSTILL.

83. OHH!

84. SO, KEONI JUST GOT PECKED BY

85. A HUNKAHUNKA BURNING LOVE EXPERIMENT.

86. IS ONLY THING COULD EXPLAIN SENSIBLE TEENAGE BOY

87. HAVING CRUSH ON ONE-EYED NOODLE LIKE PLEAKLEY. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

88. OH, AND I SUPPOSE HE COULDN'T HAVE JUST FALLEN

89. FOR MY BRILLIANT EARTH FEMALE DISGUISE.

90. I DON'T THINK SO.

91. IMPOSSIBLE.

92. NAKA.

93. DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, WENDY.

94. YOUR CAMOUFLAGE IS FLAWLESS.

95. YOU GLOW WITH AN INNER BEAUTY.

96. A LITTLE LOW IN THE HIPS, SURE, BUT STILL...

97. WHAT DO THEY WANT?

98. AND NOW, FOR THE FINAL PARADE

99. OF THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN...

100. SO, THESE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

101. HMM.

102. THINK IT'S TIME FOR THIS OLD GET-UP TO GET OUT.

103. CAN WE CURE THE LOVESICKNESS?

104. OF COURSE!

105. WHAT KIND OF AN EVIL GENIUS WOULD I BE

106. NOT TO BUILD IN AN ANTIDOTE?

107. LET'S SEE.

108. EGA NALAKRISTA!

109. AAH!

110. BAH!

111. AHEM...

112. COMPUTER HAS CONTRACTED DREADED NALAKRISTA VIRUS.

113. SOMEONE HAS BEEN SURFING ON INTERGALACTIC NET AGAIN.

114. IT WILL TAKE SOME TIME TO UNSCRAMBLE FILES AND FIND ANTIDOTE.

115. THERE!

116. TELL ME I'M NOT BEAUTIFUL.

117. ACCORDING TO JUMBA, HUNKAHUNKA WILL...

118. "NATURALLY BE DRAWN TO LARGE CROWDINGS OF PEOPLE."

119. UHH!

120. ON A BEAUTIFUL DAY LIKE TODAY,

121. EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE AT THE BEACH.

122. INCLUDING HIM!

123. EVERYONE TELLS ME I'M A VERY DETERMINED LITTLE EARTH GIRL.

124. KEONI!

125. TSK, TSK. NAKA BO CHIFA.

126. COME ON, NANI, JUST FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.

127. I DON'T BITE. I DON'T EVEN BARK.

128. DAVID, I TOLD YOU I'M TOO BUSY TO GO ON A DATE.

129. DON'T THINK OF IT AS A "DATE."

130. EVERYONE GOES TO THELONO-I-KEAWEAWE FESTIVAL.

131. THE OLD FOLKS GO, THE LITTLE KIDS GO.

132. LILO'S GOING, RIGHT?

133. YEAH. MAYBE I SHOULD GO.

134. AFTER THAT PRANK YOU 2 PULLED LAST YEAR.

135. WHAT? NOBODY GOT HURT.

136. AND EVERYBODY LAUGHED.

137. OK. IT'S, UH... NOT A DATE.

138. AWESOME!

139. OW!

140. I THINK I LOVE HER.

141. COME AGAIN?

142. SORRY, NANI.

143. I'M GOING TO ASK HER TO THE DANCE.

144. WHAT?

145. EVERY DAY, YOU ASK ME TO GO ON A DATE,

146. AND THE ONE TIME I SAY YES,

147. YOU TELL ME YOU'D RATHER GO WITH SOMEONE ELSE?

148. I AM NOT GOING TO FORGET THIS!

149. HI, BOYS!

150. COULD ONE OF YOU HELP ME WITH SOME SUN BLOCK?

151. THAT IS A COMPLETELY BELIEVABLE REQUEST

152. FROM A BEAUTIFUL EARTH WOMAN, RIGHT?

153. UM... I GUESS SO.

154. GOOD. LET ME GET OUT MY LOTION.

155. UH, NO. I MEAN, ON SECOND THOUGHT,

156. WE GOT TO GO CATCH SOME CHOICE WAVES...

157. NOW! SEE YA.

158. WAIT! COME BACK HERE! I'M BEAUTIFUL!

159. OOH! NAGA!

160. JUST ANOTHER SECOND, AND I...

161. UNH!

162. WHAT THE... THE ABOMINATION!

163. NAKA CHIKA!

164. GOTCHA!

165. GA NABA GOTTA.

166. HEY! THAT'S MINE!

167. LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU CAN SWIM, SHALL WE?

168. OH, WAIT. I FORGOT. YOU CAN'T SWIM. HA HA HA.

169. HAPPY SINKING, 626.

170. OW! WHAT WAS THAT?

171. I THINK I LOVE HER.

172. EXCUSE ME, MISS.

173. BAH HA.

174. AH! COUSIN!

175. GOTCHA!

176. SO, KEONI, IF YOU'RE GOING TO THELONO-I-KEAWEAWE,

177. IT'S A CUSTOM TO BRING A DATE.

178. YEAH. I KNOW.

179. THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOUR AUNT PLEAKLEY.

180. SHE'S SUCH A HOTTIE.

181. MAKA MAKA. SALSA. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

182. Not now, Stitch.

183. I'm trying to get Keoni to ask me to the dance.

184. OH! YOU GOT HUNKAHUNKA.

185. PERFECT!

186. NAGA NAGA!

187. KEONI...

188. DO I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH?

189. NOT THAT I CAN SEE.

190. OW!

191. I THINK I LOVE YOU.

192. ATTA BOY, STITCH.

193. Good thinking.

194. APATUKA!

195. COUSIN. HOME.

196. UH, WE CAN FIND THE ONE PLACE HE TRULY BELONGS LATER.

197. RIGHT NOW, KEONI AND I ARE GOING TO SPEND SO QUALITY TIME TOGETHER.

198. RIGHT, KEONI?

199. WHATEVER YOU SAY, LILO.

200. OOKI BOBO.

201. AH, 626, GOOD. HERE YOU ARE.

202. I HAVE FOUND ANTIDOTE FOR LOVESICKNESS.

203. VICTIM OF 323 IS INFECTED BY THE PROBOSCIS INJECTION

204. IN COORDINATION WITH RETINAL STIMULI.

205. THEREFORE, A REHYDRATION OF OPTICAL NERVES

206. AND SURROUNDING SENSORY CENTERS

207. WILL NEGATE THE EFFECT.

208. HUH?

209. SPRAYING OF WATER IN FACE WILL CURE LOVESICKNESS.

210. EE CHADI-NA!

211. PARDON ME... YES?

212. WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

213. THE EXPERIMENT!

214. GET OUT OF MY WAY, ABOMINATION!

215. WHAT'S THIS?

216. AN INVITATION TO THELONO-I-KEAWEAWE.

217. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU KNOW IT!

218. THE KING OF CAMOUFLAGE HAS A SECRET ADMIRER.

219. COME ON, GIRLS,

220. LET'S GET A SHAVED ICE.

221. HERE COMES MYRTLE!

222. QUICK! ASK ME TO BE YOUR DATE.

223. OK.

224. HI, KEONI. LOOKING VERY NICE TODAY.

225. OH. HELLO, WEIRD-LO.

226. Now! And make it good.

227. LILO, WILL YOU ACCOMPANY ME

228. TO THE VALENTINE'S DANCE TONIGHT?

229. YOU'RE ASKING WEIRD-LO?

230. YES. I LOVE HER.

231. WELL, OBVIOUSLY,

232. WEIRD-LO'S PUT ONE OF HER VOODOO SPELLS ON HIM.

233. IT WASN'T A SPELL!

234. IT WAS A GENETICALLY DESIGNED ALIEN MUTATION.

235. WHATEVER! YOU'RE STILL WEIRD.

236. AND NOW KEONI'S WEIRD, TOO.

237. COME ON, GIRLS.

238. THAT ROCKED!

239. DIDN'T THAT ROCK?

240. DO YOU THINK IT ROCKED?

241. WELL... YEAH!

242. THEN, I THINK IT ROCKED, TOO.

243. ARE YOU... OK?

244. DO YOU WANT ME TO BE OK?

245. MMM, YEAH.

246. THEN I'M OK!

247. I'M NOT SO SURE.

248. AHA! I GOT YOU!

249. OW!

250. CHI-NITO!

251. YEEAH!

252. OW!

253. I THINK I LOVE YOU.

254. WHA?

255. HEY, WANNA PLAY SKIP ROCKS?

256. I'LL GO FIRST BECAUSE I'M THE LADY.

257. SO, WHAT DO I DO?

258. UM, YOU HAVE TO SKIP A STONE,

259. AND SEE IF YOU CAN WIN.

260. DO YOU WANT ME TO WIN?

261. WELL, NO.

262. I WANT TO WIN.

263. THAT'S THE GAME.

264. YOU WON!

265. YEAH.

266. WAIT FOR ME-E!

267. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

268. DO YOU LIKE ME?

269. YES. MORE THAN I'VE EVER LIKED ANYONE.

270. BUT WHY? I MEAN...

271. DO I MAKE YOU LAUGH?

272. BECAUSE I'M SMART?

273. DO YOU HAVE FUN WITH ME? WHY?

274. I DON'T KNOW, BUT I LIKE YOU.

275. UH-HUH.

276. DO YOU WANT ME TO FOLLOW YOU?

277. DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY HERE?

278. WHO CARES?

279. STITCH!

280. GOOD THING YOU'RE HERE.

281. MAN, I NEVER SHOULD'VE USED HUNKAHUNKA

282. TO PECK KEONI.

283. THIS FAKEY LOVE IS THE WORST.

284. DID JUMBA GIVE YOU THE ANTIDOTE?

285. GOOD. I NEED TO GET SOME IN KEONI, FAST.

286. IS IT IN HERE?

287. NAGA! NAGA!

288. DUNGA!

289. OOPS.

290. WELL, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

291. WHY WAS IT IN A BOX?

292. HUH? WHA?

293. WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

294. OH, SHOOT.

295. OW!

296. I THINK I LOVE YOU.

297. Second man: OW! I LOVE YOU.

298. WHOA! OW!

299. NOW WHAT?

300. HUNKAHUNKA'S GOING TO MAKE EVERYONE FALL IN FAKEY LOVE.

301. Third man: HEY, I THINK I LOVE YOU.

302. OW! THAT HURT!

303. SQUEEBA!

304. OK. I'LL SPRAY WHOEVER HE PECKS.

305. YOU CAPTURE HUNKAHUNKA.

306. ROCKAHULA!

307. EE!

308. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.

309. THANKS FOR COMING ANYWAY, NANI.

310. YOU'RE LUCKY I'M EVEN SPEAKING TO YOU.

311. IT WAS LIKE I WAS UNDER A SPELL.

312. BUT THEN I WENT FOR A SWIM, AND IT JUST WENT AWAY.

313. YEAH, RIGHT.

314. YOU MEN ARE JUST SO FICKLE. OW!

315. WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THAT ABOMINATION...

316. I THINK I LOVE HIM.

317. WHAT? HEY!

318. I GET YOUR POINT, OK?

319. NANI...

320. I THINK I LOVE YOU.

321. OW!

322. OW!

323. HEY! OW!

324. OW!

325. OW! I LOVE YOU.

326. OW, THAT HURT!

327. OW! OW!

328. I'VE GOT YOU NOW!

329. HI, THERE, 20 FEET TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME.

330. WHAT?

331. GRR.

332. WAIT!

333. OW! OOH!

334. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I BELIEVE I...

335. OW, THAT HURTS!

336. HUNKAHUNKA'S TOO FAST!

337. ALL THESE PEOPLE KEEP GETTING PECKED,

338. AND LOOKING RIGHT AT EACH OTHER.

339. OW!

340. THAT'S IT!

341. YOU NEED TO SEE SOMEONE

342. FOR HUNKAHUNKA'S PECK TO KICK IN, RIGHT?

343. UNH DOODA-DOODA.

344. HERE I AM!

345. READY TO MEET MY SECRET ADMIRER.

346. I THINK I LOVE YOU.

347. NOW, ONE MOMENT, HERE.

348. I'M A FRAGILE BOY—

349. UH, GIRL—I MEAN, GIRL, I MEAN—AAH!

350. CHI-TA!

351. HA HA!

352. GANTU GOT IT.

353. AND NOW EVERYONE IS LOVESICK.

354. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPRAY THE WHOLE ROOM SOMEHOW.

355. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, GORGEOUS?

356. WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

357. YES, WELL, UH...

358. DOMO ARIGATO. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

359. OK. THAT WORKED.

360. MAKA MAKA! GANTU!

361. LET HIM GO, STITCH.

362. HE CAN HAVE THIS ONE.

363. WE DON'T NEED HUNKAHUNKA

364. AND HIS FAKEY LOVE HERE ON EARTH.

365. YOU WANT PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU,

366. NOT BECAUSE SOME BIRD BIT HIM.

367. OHH.

368. MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?

369. HA HA HA HA!

370. WHEE!

371. DAVID, I'M REALLY SORRY.

372. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.

373. AH, DON'T SWEAT IT. WE'RE EVEN.

374. ANY CHANCE FOR ANOTHER "NOT A DATE"?

375. SO, IT WAS ALL AN EXPERIMENT'S FAULT?

376. I GUESS MY ATTRACTIVE EARTH WOMAN'S CAMOUFLAGE

377. IS A MISERABLE FAILURE AFTER ALL.

378. MISS PLEAKLEY...

379. YOU LOOK REALLY NICE TONIGHT.

380. UH-OH.

381. KEONI MUST NOT HAVE GOTTEN WET.

382. TIME TO GET OVER IT, KIDDO.

383. WOW! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND QUIRKY!

384. I AM?

385. I AM, AREN'T I?

386. WHOO-HOO! MY CAMOUFLAGE IS BEAUTIFUL AFTER ALL.

387. WOW! KEONI HAD A REAL CRUSH

388. ON AUNT PLEAKLEY ALL ALONG.

389. OOH. NAGA BO-CHIFA.

390. YOU HAVE AN EXPERIMENT?

391. GIVE IT TO ME!

392. FASTER!

393. WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW,

394. YOU SLOW, SHARKY-THING?

395. YOU'RE THE MOST INCOMPETENT OF INCOMPETENTS.

396. AND ANOTHER THING I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU...

397. I THINK I LOVE YOU.

398. REALLY? TELL ME MORE.

399. LIKE THAT IDIOTIC LOOK ON YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

400. IT IS SO DISGUSTINGLY CUTE!

401. AND ALL THE STUPID THINGS YOU SAY—AW!

402. HOW YOU MAKE ME LAUGH! I LOVE IT!

403. OH. EXACTLY.