Lilo & Stitch: The Series 1x25

Directed by Don MacKinnon

Shaun Fleming as Keoni Jameson (voice) • Bryan Cranston as Mr. Jamieson (voice) • Bobcat Goldthwait as Nosy (voice)

Experiment #199 - Nosy Nani wants a job at Mr. Jameson's hotel, so she invites him and his son Keoni over for brunch to prove how much 'Aloha Hospitality' she has. Unforunately, Experiment #199 has been activated, and he seeks out enemy's secrets. However, a glitch in his programming has made him into nothing more than a gossip. So now Lilo and Stitch must stop him blurting out the family's secrets to Mr. Jameson and Keoni.

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1. TOOKIE BAH WABA!

2. HAO!

3. IKI BAH BAH.

4. HA HA HA.

5. OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

6. I SEE YOU

7. MANAGEMENT.

8. THAT'S RIGHT, MR. JAMESON.

9. RAFTS, SNORKELS, FLIPPERS.

10. WE'VE GOT IT ALL AT THE RENTAL HUT.

11. HA HA HA HA. RENTAL HUT.

12. PAVILLION,

13. FLOATING LOUNGES,

14. PADDLE BOATS,

15. TANDEM BICYCLES,

16. ALL WITH OUR SIGNATURE, "ALOHA HOSPITALITY."

17. I'M ALL ABOUT ALOHA HOSPITALITY.

18. BUT CAN YOU MAKE OMELETTES?

19. SUNDAY BRUNCHES.

20. NO PROBLEM, HEH.

21. I MAKE FOR MY OWN FAMILY.

22. I'D LOVE TO. THIS WEEKEND ALL RIGHT?

23. WHAT? NO! I MEAN...

24. OF COURSE.

25. WONDERFUL! I'LL BRING MY SON.

26. A GOOD OMELETTE.

27. AAH!

28. NOXIOUS SUBSTANCE!

29. DON'T WORRY. IT'S JUST A POI BALLOON.

30. AH HA HA HA HA HA!

31. I'M GONNA NEED BACKUP.

32. HMM. I DID READ

33. REDUCES STRESS.

34. HEY!

35. EAT POI, YOU LITTLE MONSTER!

36. WHOO HOO!

37. WHO THREW THAT?

38. I WAS JUST GARDENING!

39. POI BALLOON BATTLE.

40. LOOK AT THIS KITCHEN!

41. MR. JAMESON'S GONNA THINK I'M A TOTAL SLOB!

42. MR. JAMESON...

43. KEONI JAMESON?

44. AS IN THE SON OF MY POTENTIAL NEW BOSS!

45. THEY'RE BOTH COMING FOR BRUNCH TOMORROW.

46. KEONI'S COMING HERE?

47. YOU'VE GOTTA CLEAN UP THIS MESS, NANI.

48. WELL, STITCH AND I ARE GOING TO THE MOVIES.

49. THAT FIRST SHOW.

50. CLEANING UP IS HARD.

51. WAS SO STICKY?

52. NAGA.

53. QUICK!

54. THE SECRET ENDING.

55. TURNS OUT TO BE JUST AN ANT.

56. INTO AN ANT MUMMY!

57. SECRET ENDING!

58. WELL, ENJOY THE SHOW.

59. HEY!

60. FOR US.

61. GRR...

62. GRR... JIJOOBAH!

63. HEY! OW! WHAT GIVES, BLUE GUY?

64. STITCH! LEAVE THAT KID ALONE.

65. NAGA CHUTH. HASSEN!

66. GOOD EYE.

67. ARGH! YO! EASY, FIDO!

68. I'M AN ALIEN EXPERIMENT, NOT A DOG TOY.

69. WE KNOW, AND WE'RE

70. TRULY BELONG.

71. WHAT ARE YOU, A GREETING CARD?

72. HEY, WHAT'S IN THAT BAG OF YOURS?

73. HEY!

74. OOH! A DIARY.

75. AH GABA!

76. LET'S TAKE HIM HOME, STITCH.

77. FOR THE THIRD SHOW.

78. AH, 199— ONE OF MY FAVORITES.

79. HE DIGS UP DIRT?

80. HA! NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY.

81. 199 IS LIKE SPY:

82. INTO EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS.

83. LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

84. OF LOCAL VAMPIRES.

85. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT EVERYWHERE.

86. 626's PILLOW.

87. YOU SEE? 199 IS VERY NOSY. HEH.

88. WHY ELSE?

89. MOST EMBARRASSING SECRETS.

90. 199 IS QUITE ENTERTAINING WITH SO MUCH JUICY GOSSIP, NO?

91. WE'D BETTER HIDE HIM.

92. AT NANI'S BRUNCH.

93. YOU DIDN'T CATCH AN EXPERIMENT.

94. A SPYING EXPERIMENT,

95. WHERE WOULD YOU BE?

96. THEIR SECRET SAUCE RECIPE.

97. DON'T BE ABSURD. WHY WOULD—MMM.

98. SANDWICH, EH?

99. HEY, WOULD YOU PICK ME UP WHILE YOU'RE THERE?

100. ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,

101. BOOT CAMP.

102. FINGER BOWL.

103. MMMMMM.

104. SHOULD ALWAYS...

105. UH... THE TELEVISION THAT DAY,

106. BUT I THINK I HEARD IT.

107. OH, YES! YES.

108. WHILE CHEWING YOUR FOOD.

109. I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT.

110. WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU LEARNED, YOUNG LADY.

111. NOW, MR. STITCH,

112. THE BREAD.

113. MOCHIKA! BAKAZIKA!

114. UM...

115. PLEASE?

116. NOW... YOU'VE GOT YOUR DINNER FORK,

117. YOUR SALAD FORK, YOUR DESSERT SPOON,

118. AND YOUR SOUP SPOON.

119. YOU USE FOR YOUR SOUP.

120. WHY USE ANY? IT'S BETTER TO JUST USE BOWL.

121. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

122. GOOD ETIQUETTE!

123. IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD ETIQUETTE.

124. IT'S—WAAH!

125. BAD ETIQUETTE.

126. OK, NEW ETIQUETTE RULE.

127. AT THE BRUNCH TABLE.

128. OHH...

129. WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE!

130. IT'S MR. JAMESON AND KEONI.

131. WHAT DO WE SAY?

132. WELCOME.

133. PLEASE COME IN.

134. WHY, THANK YOU, LILO.

135. I'M MR. JAMESON, AND I'M A VERY IMPORTANT MAN.

136. AND I'M KEONI, AND I'M COOL.

137. Introduce yourselves.

138. HELLO. I AM JUMBA JOOKIBA,

139. FROM PLANET TURO.

140. NICE TO MEET ME.

141. YAAAH!

142. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

143. MR. JAMESON HE'S AN ALIEN,

144. SQUASHED HIM.

145. ROLL CALL! EVERYBODY DRESSED?

146. IN TOO-TIGHT DISCO PANTS.

147. OHH HO! MUSTN'T DROP ANYTHING.

148. TADA!

149. WHOO! WAH! OOH! AHH!

150. OHH...

151. TADA!

152. HMM.

153. ACTUALLY, I WAS

154. DISGUISE.

155. OHH.

156. PLEAKLEY, I GOT MORE EGGS FOR THE...

157. AAH! PLEAKLEY,

158. THEY'RE GONNA BE HERE IN LESS THAN AN HOUR.

159. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE COOKING.

160. DON'T WORRY YOUR LITTLE HEAD, NANI.

161. IS ROASTING AS WE SPEAK.

162. YULE LOG?

163. BUT IT'S SUMMER!

164. WELL,

165. JUST YESTERDAY,

166. WHAT SHE'S DOING.

167. THAT WAS A RERUN!

168. ARE FOR DECEMBER,

169. AND THEY'RE NOT FOOD, THEY'RE—

170. WHOEVER IT IS,

171. ALOHA! WE THOUGHT WE'D ARRIVE EARLY TO HELP.

172. THAT'S WHAT IS ALL ABOUT.

173. HEE HEE. RIGHT.

174. COME ON IN.

175. YOU KNOW,

176. IT'S RUDE

177. OOF!

178. AH, MR. JAMESON,

179. THIS MYAUNT PLEAKLEY,

180. MY UNCLE JUMBA, MY SISTER LILO,

181. AND OURDOG...

182. SOMETIMES.

183. YOUR ACQUAINTANCING,

184. MR. LAMESON.

185. IT'S JAMESON, DEAR.

186. HE'S NOT GOOD WITH NAMES.

187. SOMETIMES FORGETS MINE. HA! OH HA HA! AH!

188. HEY, KEONI.

189. 'SUP, LILO?

190. 199: GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT?

191. JUMBA, PLEAKLEY, AND STITCH—THEY'RE ALL ALIENS!

192. BUT, HEY, WHO AM I TO JUDGE?

193. I'M AN ALIEN, TOO.

194. I BEG YOUR PARDON?

195. HEY, YOU'RE KEONI.

196. IN HER DIARY.

197. BOY, DOES SHE HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU!

198. OHH, NO.

199. SNORE LIKE A PIG,

200. REALLY BAD BREATH.

201. HEY! LET ME OUT!

202. I'M NOT DONE SNOOPING!

203. HUMPH! MINTY FRESH.

204. WITH YOUR COFFEE?

205. UH, NO. HEH. THANK YOU.

206. SO WHO WAS

207. CARRIED AWAY?

208. OH, HIM.

209. UH, THAT WAS JUST WACKY UNCLE JARED.

210. HA HA HA! HE ALWAYS VISITS IN THE SUMMERTIME.

211. HE'S A COMPULSIVE LIAR!

212. ABOUT CRUSHES.

213. LILO... I NEED YOUR HELP IN THE KITCHEN.

214. IN THE HOUSE?

215. DON'T WORRY. STITCH LOCKED HIM AWAY.

216. JUMBA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

217. TECHNOLOGY.

218. UHH! LOOK, FROM MR. JAMESON, OK?

219. I REALLY WANT THIS JOB.

220. HEH. GOOD LOOK.

221. I HAVE PROGRAMMED 199 TO BE EXPERT ESCAPE ARTIST. HEH.

222. HMM.

223. AGA DO CHIBA 199?

224. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH THAT STUPID EXPERIMENT.

225. JUST GET RID OF HIM.

226. WHAT DOYOU WANT?

227. SURPRISE!

228. HMM. THE TROG'S NOT SO BAD AFTER ALL.

229. HELLO, SHORTY!

230. HEY, YOU'RE GANTU,

231. THOSE PICTURES OF.

232. UH, YES. I MEAN NO. I MEAN—WHO ARE YOU?

233. EXPERIMENT 199, AT YOUR SERVICE.

234. 199? I'VE BEEN

235. YOUR ACTIVATION!

236. WHO'S THIS GUY, THE BIG-NOSE EXPERIMENT?

237. IT'S THE SNOOPING EXPERIMENT.

238. AND HER TROG GAVE HIM TO ME.

239. LILO AND STITCH?

240. BOY, DO I GOT SOME DIRT ON THEM.

241. REALLY? TELL ME

242. THEIR EXPERIMENT FILES.

243. ABOUT THE EXPERIMENTS?

244. IN JUMBA'S DRAWER.

245. OOH HOO HOO HOO! I'M ALL EARS.

246. I HAVE AN IDEA.

247. BEFORE BRUNCH,

248. WITH SOME GOOD, SUMMER YARD GAMES?

249. GREAT! HOW ABOUT A 3-LEGGED RACE?

250. HA! OH, I THINK I'D HAVE THE EDGE ON YOU THERE.

251. A CHALLENGE TO ME.

252. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DO THIS.

253. READY... SET...

254. GO!

255. OW!

256. WAIT!

257. TEAMWORK.

258. OOF!

259. WHOOPEE!

260. WE WIN! WE WIN!

261. AH, IT'S NOT FAIR.

262. EXPERIMENT ON TEAM.

263. EARTHLING. HEH, LOOK.

264. NOW, UNCLE JUMBA,

265. IN OUR PRIVATE CODE,

266. WHERE "EVIL EXPERIMENT"

267. AND "FLABBY EARTHLING" MEANS NANI'S NEW BOSS.

268. HEH.

269. SO, WHAT WAS

270. WAS TALKING ABOUT?

271. I WOULDN'T LISTEN TO UNCLE JARED.

272. HE'S GOT RAT FEET SYNDROME.

273. THAT'S A DISEASE

274. THAT ISN'T TRUE.

275. SO, COME ON. KEEP IN HIS SPACESHIP?

276. WELL, DON'T TELL ANYONE,

277. MACADAMIAS.

278. THIS, AFTER PLEAKLEY PUT HIM ON A DIET!

279. ENOUGH, USELESS, BABBLING TROG!

280. I'M SENDING YOU TO HAMSTERVIEL.

281. DESERVES YOU.

282. YEAH? I BET I'LL LOVE HEARING ABOUT THAT GERBIL THING.

283. NO!

284. HUH! UH! AH!

285. RAH! UHH! UHH!

286. DARLING, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED

287. IN BADMINTON. HA HA HA.

288. KEONI'S GETTING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THE CRUSH.

289. SOME DAMAGE CONTROL.

290. OKATAKA!

291. LILO, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME HANDLE THIS MESS.

292. TO HANDLE.

293. I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM.

294. AT STAKE HERE,

295. AND I'M SERVING GREEN HAM!

296. AT STAKE!

297. HOW'S ABOUT WE MAKE A DEAL?

298. FIRST, YOU HELP ME GET BRUNCH ON THE TABLE,

299. AND THEN...

300. HA HA HA HA HA.

301. WITH SUCH A GIGANTIC NOSE,

302. WHAT DO GANTU AND 625 SAY ABOUT ME?

303. NOT MUCH. THEY MOSTLY

304. WHAT? HAMSTER JERK.

305. WHAT? KEISTERVIEL.

306. WHAAAT? REPEAT 'EM?

307. NO! I REJECT YOU AND YOUR HUGE NOSE!

308. I'M SENDING YOU BACK

309. OF MY OWN!

310. HEY.

311. HEY!

312. THE TOWN GOSSIP'S BACK.

313. YOU AGAIN?

314. RAT FACE'S JOURNAL.

315. IT'S GOLD!

316. REALLY?

317. SLEEPS WITH A PACIFIER?

318. LOOK THREATENING.

319. DON'T GET ME STARTED!

320. Get rid of him!

321. IS DELIGHTFUL.

322. IT'S GOT AN UNUSUAL SPARK TO IT.

323. HEH HEH HEH.

324. UNCLE JUMBA'S SECRET RECIPE.

325. WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS.

326. IT'S LILO AND THE BOY SHE HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON.

327. COME ON DOWN, KENNY.

328. EVERYONE, THIS IS KENNY.

329. I HAVE AHUGE CRUSH ON HIM?

330. SO... HE'S YOUR CRUSH.

331. YEAH. WACKY UNCLE JARED SAID KEONI,

332. MEANTKENNY.

333. HEY, WHERE DID WACKY UNCLE JARED GO?

334. BACK TO SASKATCHEWAN?

335. THAT'S WHERE MOST WACKY UNCLES LIVE.

336. HAMSTERVIEL'S REAL NAME IS RUPERT?

337. GANTU!

338. SIR!

339. IS MISSING!

340. LITTLE PEST?

341. NOT TO WORRY, SIR.

342. WELL, 625 SENT 199 AND THE TROG.

343. WHAT?

344. WHO IS SO VERY STUPID!

345. ABOUT MY DANDRUFF PROBLEM!

346. BUT, SIR, UH—

347. NO "BUT, SIRS"!

348. ONCE EXPERIMENT 199 IS RETRIEVED,

349. YOU WILL BE TERMINATED!

350. HEY!

351. OF THE DAY AND NIGHT!

352. YES, SIR.

353. PTUH! PTUH! PTUH! PTUH! PTUH! PTUH!

354. UH, THAT'S ENOUGH... KENNY.

355. OHH.

356. HMM, SEEMS I'VE HAD

357. ABOUT YOUR FAMILY, NANI.

358. REALLY?

359. YES, BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND.

360. IS FROM SASKATCHEWAN...

361. SO BY "ALIENS" FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY.

362. AH HA HA.

363. WHEW! WHEW! WHEW!

364. HA HA. NOW I SEE IT.

365. CANADIAN LOOK.

366. WHY, YES.

367. WE'RE FROM COUNTRY OF, UH...

368. CANADIA!

369. NANI, I MUST SAY A COLORFUL FAMILY.

370. HOSPITALITY.

371. WHAT, NOBODY INVITED ME TO BRUNCH?

372. OF HOSPITALITY IS THAT?

373. HEY, WACKY UNCLE JARED'S BACK!

374. OH, NO.

375. GLAD YOU'RE ALL

376. 'CAUSE HAVE I GOT SOME STORIES FOR YOU!

377. What are you doing here?

378. WELL, YOU SEE, 626 GAVE ME TO GANTU,

379. TO HAMSTERVIEL,

380. WHO SENT ME BACK TO GANTU, WHO GAVE ME TO 625,

381. WHO SENT ME BACK TO YOU!

382. I'M HERE TO STAY!

383. You've got to get him out of here.

384. PLEASE, JARED, JOIN US FOR DESSERT.

385. DON'T MIND IF I DO!

386. HE CAN'T EAT DESSERT. HE'S, UH...

387. ALLERGIC.

388. AAH! GET OFF OF ME, YOU FREAK!

389. WHAT'S KENNY GOT AGAINST UNCLE JARED?

390. LONG STORY.

391. OH, MY, YOU'RE—

392. YOU'RE THE DOG!

393. BUT— HE'S NO DOG!

394. HE'S AN ALIEN.

395. YOU KNOW, FROM OUTER SPACE?

396. WATERMELON?

397. JUMBA HERE,

398. JUST LIKE I WAS.

399. UH, LET'S FOR SOME COFFEE.

400. WHAT'S GOING ON?

401. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON.

402. DAVID ON THE PHONE,

403. MR. JAMESON'S A SNOB

404. WITH BAD SHOES!

405. IS THAT SO?

406. AND, OH, YEAH,

407. MR. JAMESON, LOOKS VERY WEIRD,

408. BUT I ASSURE YOU, NORMALLY, EVERYTHING HERE

409. IS REALLY QUITE... NORMAL.

410. ALL RIGHT. NOBODY MOVE!

411. I'M TAKING 199, TO FIGHT ME,

412. BE DESTROYED.

413. OK! OK!

414. AAH! BUT I JUST GOT HERE!

415. OUR... SAMOAN COUSIN. HE'S—

416. AH, NAH, DAH, NO NEED TO EXPLAIN, NANI.

417. I... DIDN'T GET THE JOB.

418. THIS WEIRD A HOME?

419. UM...

420. I'LL TELL YOU WHO!

421. HOSPITALITY.

422. REALLY?

423. REALLY.

424. ON THE TEAM, NANI.

425. OH, THANK YOU!

426. YOU WON'T REGRET IT. I PROMISE.

427. ABOUT THAT.

428. OH, I HOPE YOU PLAY SOFTBALL.

429. WE'RE PART OF AN INTER-HOTEL LEAGUE.

430. SO, AND PLEAKLEY'S NOT A GIRL, HUH?

431. NOPE!

432. FOR THAT ONE WEEK.

433. REALLY?

434. YEAH. YOU KNOW HOW WE KIDS ARE.

435. AND THEY'RE OVER INSTANTLY.

436. LIKE YOUR CRUSH ON ME.

437. I'LL BET IT'S ALREADY OVER, RIGHT?

438. ME? OHH, YEAH.

439. BY DESSERT,

440. 'CAUSE, UH, THAT'S HOW WE KIDS ARE.

441. GANTU WEARS WHAT?

442. HE WEARS BUNNY SLIPPERS.

443. IN 'EM!

444. GET OUT!

445. OUT THERE!

446. 199: WANNA HEAR ABOUT GANTU'S SECRET OBSESSION

447. WITH KARAOKE?

448. HA HA HA! PRAY, TELL.

449. OOH... GRR.