Lilo & Stitch: The Series 1x23

Directed by Don MacKinnon

April Winchell as Mrs. Edmonds (voice) • Rob Paulsen as Houdini (voice) • Jillian Henry as Elena (voice) • Liliana Mumy as Mertle Edmonds (voice)

Experiment #604 - Houdini Stitch and Pleakley are working up a terrible magic act to perform at one of Mertle's parties, so Lilo secretly helps them out by activating Experiment #303, Houdini, which can make things disappear and reappear with a blink of it's eyes. But when Gantu crashes the party, things go wrong, and Stitch is made invisible and Houdini gets away. And just to make things worse, Mertle's aunt, who is a big LA producer, wants to make Stitch a star because of his magic act, but only Lilo, Jumba, Pleakley and Houdini know it is phony.

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1. TOOKIE BAH WABA!

2. HAO!

3. IKI BAH BAH.

4. HA HA HA.

5. OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

6. BYE!

7. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

8. DIRECT FROM HIS FORMER LIFE

9. AS AN EVIL GENETIC MUTATION,

10. PLEASE WELCOME THE STUPENDOUS STITCH!

11. TA-GA!

12. OHH! OHH!

13. PRESTO CHANGE-O!

14. HMM.

15. 626 BIG ON STRENGTH,

16. NOT SO BIG ON MAGIC TRICKERY. HEH HEH HEH!

17. TA-DA! HUH?

18. WHA?

19. BAMBATA!

20. JIKATA BUNNY! DIGA QUISTA!

21. WAAH! WOW!

22. OH! YECCH!

23. AND NOW FOR HIS GRAND FINALE,

24. THE STUPENDOUS STITCH WILL SAW

25. HIS LOVELY ASSISTANT IN HALF!

26. HEY!

27. OH!

28. HA HA! AGABBA!

29. AAH!

30. TOOKIE BAH WABA!

31. We can't tell 'em how bad they are.

32. It might hurt their self-esteem.

33. SO ASIDE FROM THE LAST TRICK,

34. WHICH DOES NEED POLISHING,

35. AND THE REST OF THE TRICKS

36. THAT NEED TO BE COMPLETELY OVERHAULED,

37. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

38. WELL, IT'S COMPLETELY—

39. AMAZING!

40. ABSOLUTELY, COMPLETELY AMAZING.

41. GOOD! BECAUSE WE HAVE OUR FIRST GIG TOMORROW

42. AT MYRTLE'S HALF-BIRTHDAY PARTY.

43. HALF-BIRTHDAY?

44. SHE'S SO SPOILED SHE GETS 2 A YEAR.

45. AND WE WOULDN'T WANT TO FAIL THERE,

46. IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

47. IMAGINE HOW EMBARRASSING THAT'D BE!

48. JUMBA! STITCH NEEDS HELP

49. FOR HIS MAGIC SHOW TOMORROW.

50. SORRY. I AM IN EVIL GENIUS MODE TODAY.

51. ONLY INTERESTED IN EVIL WORKINGS.

52. THE STUPENDOUS STITCH'S MUSTACHE

53. IS PRETTY SINISTER.

54. EH, IS CLOSE ENOUGH.

55. HA HA HA! AS YOU ARE LUCKY TO BE HAVING IT,

56. I HAVE BEEN CATALOGING 9 UNACTIVATED EXPERIMENT PODS

57. YOU RECOVERED LAST WEEK.

58. AND I'M THINKING...

59. THIS ONE MAY BE JUST THE MAGIC YOU NEED.

60. EXPERIMENT 604.

61. DESIGNED TO MAKE ARMIES AND WEAPONS INVISIBLE.

62. UNFORTUNATELY, EXPERIMENT WAS GUN-SHY ON BATTLEFIELD,

63. ALWAYS RUNNING AWAY,

64. AND MAKING SELF INVISIBLE.

65. THEREFORE, USELESS.

66. BUT FOR MAKING CUTESY NOT-SO-EVIL MAGIC SHOW, YEAH!

67. IT PROBABLY PERFECT.

68. ALOHA, COUSIN!

69. AAH!

70. HEY!

71. WHOA! AAH!

72. HOLD IT!

73. JUMBA WAS RIGHT.

74. YOU'RE A REAL SCAREDY COUSIN.

75. AND I'M GOING TO CALL YOU HOUDINI.

76. JUMBA SAID YOU CAN MAKE OTHER THINGS INVISIBLE

77. BESIDES YOURSELF. CAN YOU?

78. PERFECT.

79. NOW HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

80. 625: HEY, GANTU!

81. SO, I'M AT THE DELI

82. GETTING SOME FRESH COLD CUTS,

83. AND GUESS WHAT I FIND

84. NESTLED IN WITH THE TOMATOES.

85. TA-DA!

86. AN EXPERIMENT! GIVE ME THAT!

87. EXPERIMENT 611.

88. PRIMARY FUNCTION— ULTIMATE SUPER WEAPON.

89. WOW! I FOUND THAT? STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

90. GREAT! HEH HEH! SO, CAN I TAKE EARLY RETIREMENT?

91. GANTU! YOU KNOW NOT TO CALL

92. DURING MY POWER NAP!

93. MY APOLOGIES, SIR.

94. BUT I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW

95. THAT I RECOVERED AN ULTIMATE SUPER WEAPON EXPERIMENT FOR YOU.

96. WHAT? STOP MAKING ABSURD

97. WITH YOUR ABSURDITIES.

98. YOU COULD NEVER MANAGE SUCH AN IMPORTANT CAPTURE.

99. HE DIDN'T! I—

100. I'LL HAVE IT IN THE TRANSPORTER

101. WITHIN THE HOUR, SIR.

102. EXCELLENT!

103. NOW GET OUT THERE AND FIND ME ANOTHER EXPERIMENT!

104. WARNING! EXPERIMENT 604 ACTIVATED.

105. PRIMARY FUNCTION— INVISIBILITY GENERATOR.

106. THAT'S ONE OF THE PODS I LOST TO THE LITTLE GIRL.

107. IF I FIND HER,

108. I FIND THE EXPERIMENT.

109. HEY, SQUID-BREATH!

110. TAKING CREDIT FOR MY CAPTURE

111. IS BA-A-A-AD KARMA!

112. AS IN... YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!

113. OH, IT WAS GOOD OF YOU TO COME.

114. YOU KNOW HOW MYRTLE JUST ADORES HER AUNT STACEY!

115. YEAH. CAN WE GET THIS MAGIC ACT OVER WITH?

116. I HAVE A 3:00 FLIGHT BACK TO L.A.

117. NOW, DON'T BE NERVOUS.

118. JUST USE THE MAGIC WORDS I TAUGHT YOU,

119. AND YOU CAN MAKE THINGS DISAPPEAR!

120. WELL, IF IT ISN'T LILO

121. AND THE STUPENDOUS STENCH.

122. ALOHA, MYRTLE.

123. LISTEN, WEIRD-LO, THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE HERE

124. IS BECAUSE MY MOM ACCIDENTALLY BOOKED

125. YOUR FREAK DOG'S ACT ON THE INTERNET.

126. SO DON'T EXPECT CAKE AND ICE CREAM.

127. YEAH!

128. WE DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR DISEASED CAKE, ANYWAY.

129. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

130. I PRESENT TO YOU

131. THE STUPENDOUS STITCH!

132. YOU'RE ON!

133. HOUDINI?

134. GOOD. NOW REMEMBER,

135. ANY TIME STITCH USES THE MAGIC WORDS,

136. YOU DO YOUR THING.

137. MM-HMM. MM!

138. AH!

139. A LA KABLOOEY!

140. OH! EGALA GOO!

141. OOH! ALL RIGHT!

142. HA!

143. OW!

144. A LA KABLOOEY! A LA KABLOOEY! A LA KABLOOEY!

145. OOH! AHH!

146. A LA KAZOO! A LA KAZOO! A LA KAZOO!

147. WOW! WE HAVE GOTTEN REALLY GOOD!

148. HE'S AMAZING!

149. YEAH?

150. MAYBE TOO AMAZING.

151. THAT RABBIT LOOKS A LOT LIKE ONE OF LILO'S WEIRDO FRIENDS.

152. BE QUIET, MILDRED.

153. AUNTIE'S BUSY DISCOVERING TALENT.

154. AND NOW THE STUPENDOUS STITCH

155. WILL MAKE HIS LOVELY ASSISTANT DISAPPEAR.

156. OOPSIE!

157. SAY CHEESE! GOTCHA!

158. OHH!

159. UH-OH.

160. BARRY. STACEY.

161. I AM STANDING HERE LOOKING AT THE STAR

162. OF YOUR NEXT PRIME-TIME SPECIAL.

163. SEND ME A CAMERA CREW.

164. AH, A LITTLE BIRTHDAY PARTY.

165. HOW CUTE.

166. AAH!

167. WAIT! COME BACK!

168. WHERE'D HE GO? HEY!

169. MAGATA! CHOBE CHIBA!

170. WAAH!

171. AAH! UNH!

172. COME ON, STITCH.

173. LISTEN, I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS.

174. YOU WEREN'T MAKING THINGS INVISIBLE.

175. GABA? DE CHADI NAY!

176. NO, IT WAS ONE OF YOUR COUSINS.

177. HMM? AND NOW WE HAVE TO FIND HIM

178. BEFORE GANTU DOES,

179. OR YOU MAY NEVER

180. BE VISIBLE AGAIN.

181. WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU TWO GOT BACK!

182. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

183. WE WERE OUT LOOKING FOR... SOMEONE.

184. IS STITCH STILL INVISIBLE?

185. EHH!

186. UM, SORT OF.

187. WELL, TELL HIM TO SAVE SOME FOR THE CAMERAS.

188. CAMERAS?

189. IT TURNS OUT THAT MYRTLE'S AUNT STACEY

190. IS A HOTSHOT HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER,

191. AND SHE WANTS TO MAKE US A STAR.

192. NO!

193. YES! SHE WANTS US TO MAKE THE KILAUEA LIGHTHOUSE

194. DISAPPEAR LIVE ON NATIONAL TV. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

195. NO! NO!

196. YES! YES!

197. YOU HAVE TO CANCEL THE SHOW.

198. IMPOSSIBLE. I SIGNED A CONTRACT.

199. ALOHA, MYRTLE.

200. YOU'RE A FRAUD, LILO. I DON'T KNOW HOW,

201. BUT THIS THING WAS MAKING STUFF DISAPPEAR,

202. NOT YOUR DISCONFIGURED DOG.

203. AND SINCE IT RAN AWAY,

204. YOU DOG IS GOING TO EMBARRASS HIMSELF

205. ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

206. IN FRONT OF MILLIONS.

207. OH, YEAH?

208. WELL, MAKE SURE TO SET YOUR VCR,

209. BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE

210. THE BEST MAGIC ACT EVER!

211. THE SHOW'S BACK ON.

212. WE'VE GOT TO FIND YOUR COUSIN BEFORE THE SHOW.

213. BUT TO DO THAT,

214. I NEED TO BE ABLE TO SEE YOU.

215. AH-AH-AH-CHOO!

216. PERFECT!

217. YOUR INVISIBILITY WON'T HELP YOU THIS TIME, RUNT.

218. THESE GOGGLES SEE HEAT!

219. [COMMUNICATOR PLAYING THIS OLD MAN] AAH!

220. UGH! 625, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

221. HAVE YOU TOLD HAMSTERVIEL

222. THAT I CAUGHT THE SUPER WEAPON YET?

223. GRR! DON'T EVER CALL ME WHILE I'M WORKING!

224. BAD KARMA!

225. YOU WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME, MUTANT—OW!

226. OH, BLITSNAK!

227. YOU CAN'T—OW! RUN—OW! FOREVER—OW!

228. OW! WAIT!

229. OW! OW! STOP, STOP, STOP!

230. OW! THAT'S GANTU'S "OW."

231. I'D KNOW IT ANYWHERE.

232. MAKA MAKA! SASA!

233. HEY, WAIT UP!

234. OW! OHH! OW! OHH!

235. STITCH? ARE YOU HERE?

236. UNH!

237. OW!

238. QUICK! HIDE!

239. WELL, WELL, WELL!

240. ALL TUCKERED OUT.

241. OH, NO! HE GOT HOUDINI.

242. WE NEED TO REGROUP.

243. COME ON, STITCH.

244. DID YOU NOT FIND EXPERIMENT 604?

245. GANTU GOT HIM.

246. AND THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH STITCH.

247. HE DIDN'T SAY A WORD THE WHOLE WAY HOME.

248. WELL, TELL THEM NO DICE.

249. THE STUPENDOUS STITCH DOES NOT WORK FOR PEANUTS.

250. LILO, BABE! GOOD TO SEE YOU.

251. YOU LOOK FABULOUS.

252. IS THAT A NEW HAIRCUT?

253. PLEAKLEY, WHAT ARE—

254. PACKAGE FOR PLEAKLEY PRODUCTIONS.

255. AH, THOSE MUST BE THE NEW COSTUMES I ORDERED.

256. THIS IS STUPENDOUS STITCH HEADQUARTERS, BABE.

257. I'M MAKING THINGS HAPPEN.

258. WHERE IS THE LITTLE MONSTER, ANYWAY?

259. HE'S STILL INVISIBLE.

260. OK. ENOUGH'S ENOUGH.

261. I NEED TO CUSTOM-FIT THE CAPE, BABE,

262. SO YOU VISIBLE HIM RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN, OK?

263. WE CAN'T.

264. THE INVISIBILITY'S KIND OF PERMANENT.

265. TEMPORARILY.

266. PERMANENT?

267. UHH! OK, THEN.

268. I'LL JUST DO THE ACT MYSELF.

269. SURE! YEAH! I CAN DO IT.

270. I TAUGHT THE LITTLE MONSTER

271. EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.

272. IF HE CAN MAKE A LIGHTHOUSE DISAPPEAR,

273. SO CAN I!

274. I'M THINKING JIG IS UP

275. ON COVERT, SECRET OPERATION.

276. OHH.

277. STITCH CAN'T MAKE ANYTHING DISAPPEAR.

278. IT WAS AN EXPERIMENT THAT MAKES THINGS INVISIBLE

279. WHEN YOU SAY A LA KABLOOEY

280. AND VISIBLE WHEN YOU SAY A LA KAZOO.

281. I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS 626?

282. HOUDINI? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

283. I MUST'VE GRABBED HIM THINKING HE WAS STITCH.

284. BUT IF HOUDINI IS HERE, THEN...

285. OHH! OH, NO!

286. GANTU MUST HAVE STITCH! STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

287. LOOKY HERE, I PROMISED MYRTLE'S AUNT STACEY

288. THE STUPENDOUS STITCH WOULD MAKE

289. A LIGHTHOUSE DISAPPEAR,

290. AND BY GOLLY, SHE'S GOING TO GET

291. THE STUPENDOUS STITCH MAKING A LIGHTHOUSE DISAPPEAR!

292. OH!

293. YOU SPOOKED HIM!

294. HOUDINI! WAIT!

295. GREAT.

296. NO STITCH, NO HOUDINI,

297. AND NATIONAL TV WAITING.

298. COULD IT GET ANY WORSE?

299. AND DON'T FORGET NOT-SO-FRIENDLY FRIEND MYRTLE

300. IS WAITING TO RIDICULE YOU. HEH HEH HEH!

301. RIGHT. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.

302. I'M DOOMED. RUINED!

303. I'LL NEVER WORK IN HOLLYWOOD AGAIN.

304. YOU NEVER WORKED IN HOLLYWOOD BEFORE.

305. YOU GET TO THE LIGHTHOUSE AND STALL 'EM.

306. JUMBA AND I WILL FIND STITCH

307. AND HOUDINI IN TIME TO DO THE SHOW.

308. SPECIAL FOR TODAY'S CHASE,

309. I'M OFFERING THESE TOYS WHILE THEY LAST.

310. VISIBLE-MAKING PIGMENT SPRAY

311. AND SPECIAL TRACKING GOGGLES.

312. GOGGLES ALSO PROVIDE EXCELLENT UV PROTECTION.

313. WE GOTTA HURRY!

314. IF GANTU HAS STITCH,

315. HE COULD BE IN BIG TROUBLE.

316. THIS INVISIBILITY EXPERIMENT IS ABSOLUTE MAYHEM!

317. HAMSTERVIEL WILL BE PLEASED.

318. YEAH! IF WE SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEND IT TO HIM.

319. AKA TABA! NYAH!

320. OK. ON THE COUNT OF 3, WE SURROUND HIM AND GRAB HIM.

321. RIGHT BEHIND YOU, FISH STICKS.

322. 1... 2... 3!

323. 625! UNH!

324. SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU MEANT, "1, 2, 3, GO,"

325. NOT, "1, 2, GO ON 3."

326. GRR!

327. WAIT! LISTEN!

328. HE'S IN THE PLASMA CONDUIT.

329. THERE GOES THE STABILIZING GYRO-PORTER.

330. AND THE SUBSPACE HYPER-GASKETS.

331. AND—OH! THE SATELLITE TV.

332. THAT DOES IT!

333. I'LL SEND HAMSTERVIEL HIS EXPERIMENT, ALL RIGHT.

334. ASSEMBLY REQUIRED!

335. AAH!

336. HA HA! GOT YOU!

337. HA! HUH?

338. UH-OH.

339. WHOA!

340. WOO-HOO! HA HA!

341. GANTU'S PULVERIZING HIM!

342. I AM THINKING NOT. LOOK THERE.

343. STITCH? IS THAT YOU?

344. SAY SOMETHING!

345. I'M OK. I'M FLUFFY!

346. YOU LOOK GOOD IN PINK.

347. COME! WE MUST BE MOVING QUICKLY

348. IF WE'RE TO MAKE IT TO SHOW ON TIME.

349. I HOPE PLEAKLEY'S KEEPING THEM ENTERTAINED.

350. BOO!

351. TOUGH CROWD.

352. OH! AAH!

353. AAH!

354. EVERYONE LOVES BALLOON ANIMALS. SEE?

355. IT'S A LITTLE PUPPY!

356. WITH 3 HEADS.

357. GET HIM OFF THE STAGE!

358. Second man: GET RID OF HIM!

359. AHH! SWEET, SWEET FAILURE.

360. YOU PROMISED ME

361. A DISAPPEARING LIGHTHOUSE, NOODLE KNEES,

362. SO YOU MAKE SOME MAGIC HAPPEN, OR ELSE!

363. ULP. UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

364. ALTHOUGH THE STUPENDOUS STITCH

365. COULD NOT BE HERE TONIGHT—

366. AWW!

367. I, UH...

368. MONOCULO THE MAGNIFICENT

369. WILL NOW MAKE THE LIGHTHOUSE DISAPPEAR!

370. YAY!

371. "HOW?" YOU ASK.

372. I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA!

373. OOP! KUPAKA MUTACHI!

374. OH!

375. WHOA! OOF!

376. OW!

377. OHH!

378. HERE GOES NOTHING.

379. A LA KABLOOEY!

380. I DID IT? I DID IT!

381. I'M AMAZING! STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

382. HOUDINI? IT'S OK.

383. WE'RE NOT GOING TO HURT YOU.

384. PERHAPSYOU WON'T!

385. AAH!

386. SHOW'S OVER. HAND OVER EXPERIMENT 604.

387. NO WAY, GANTU! WE—

388. OK. YOU WIN.

389. FINALLY REALIZED YOU'RE OUTMATCHED, EH?

390. AH! THE INVISIBILITY EXPERIMENT IS MINE! HA HA HA HA HA!

391. STITCH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST GAVE HIM—

392. HOUDINI?

393. YOU GAVE HIM THE EMPTY CONTAINER.

394. THAT'S QUITE A MAGIC TRICK, MR. STUPENDOUS.

395. THANK YOU.

396. THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

397. I DO WEDDINGS AND BAR MITZVAHS.

398. BRILLIANT. PRIME-TIME SUREFIRE BRILLIANT.

399. SIGN HERE, AND I'LL MAKE YOU A STAR.

400. SORRY, PLEAKLEY,

401. BUT THE TRUE STAR OF THE SHOW IS...

402. HOUDINI!

403. WHAT IS IT?

404. A RABBIT?

405. A RABBIT THAT MAKES OTHER THINGS DISAPPEAR.

406. I LOVE IT!

407. WELL... THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

408. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CONTAINER WAS EMPTY?

409. EMPTY! LIKE YOUR HEAD, YOU WORTHLESS LACKEY!

410. MAY I REMIND YOU THAT I CAPTURED

411. EXPERIMENT 611, THE ULTIMATE SUPER WEAPON?

412. YOU WERE LOOKING AT IT UPSIDE DOWN!

413. YOU SENT ME EXPERIMENT 119,

414. A STICKY CHOCOLATE EXPERIMENT

415. DESIGNED TO SMOTHER YOU WITH ITS GOOEY SWEETNESS!

416. HELP! HELP! GANTU!

417. YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!

418. IF YOU SAY ONE WORD—

419. 625: KARMA! KARMA, KARMA, KARMA!

420. OW!