Lilo & Stitch: The Series 1x2

Directed by Don MacKinnon

Nancy Cartwright as Phantasmo: Experiment 375 (voice) • Jason Marsden as Waiter (voice) • Will Friedle as Mackey Macaw Manager (voice) • Rob Paulsen as Experiment 625 (voice)

Experiment #375 has been activated; a phantom-like experiment that can inhabit and animate inanimate objects. So when it gets loose in the family's house, it inhabits Lilo's toys and creates all sorts of mess, for which Stitch gets the blame. Can they catch the real culprit, or will Stitch be blamed for everything?

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1. TOOKIE BAH WABA!

2. HAO!

3. IKI BAH BAH.

4. HA HA HA.

5. MAKA MAKA!

6. HA HA HA!

7. AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

8. OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

9. ALOHA, BUOYS AND GULLS! WELCOME TO MACKI MACAW'S,

10. HOME OF THE HOMEY HOMETOWN LUAU!

11. I'M MACKI MACAW, AND THESE ARE THE HAMMERHEADS!

12. YAY! YAY!

13. WE'RE GONNA HAVE LOADS OF FUN

14. AND YOU'RE...

15. AAAH! AAH!

16. UH, MACKI'S TAKING A LITTLE HOMETOWN NAP.

17. BOO! BOO!

18. PRIMITIVE EARTH ENTERTAINMENT TECHNOLOGY...

19. VERY ENTERTAINING.

20. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE ENTERTAINED US

21. BY CATCHING ON FIRE. FASCINATING.

22. WAIT YOUR TURN, STITCH!

23. MACKI MAY BE COMBUSTIBALLY CHALLENGED,

24. BUT I LOVE THIS PLACE. IT'S HOMEY.

25. WHY DON'T WE COME HERE MORE OFTEN?

26. RARR!

27. AHH!

28. AAH!

29. THAT'S WHY. UNH!

30. BE SURE TO LEAVE HIM A BIG TIP.

31. COME ON, STITCH. THERE'S PRIZES TO BE WON.

32. A GENUINE PEARL OYSTER!

33. WE COULD BE MULTI-MILLIONAIRES!

34. IH IH IH!

35. BUT I DON'T HAVE A QUARTER.

36. OHH! OOH! UM...

37. YAY FOR EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL PUPPIES!

38. YES! YAY!

39. SCORE!

40. AGA TAKA!

41. NAH!

42. HEY! CUT IT OUT! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

43. IT WASN'T STITCH'S FAULT!

44. THE MACHINE CHEATED. I SAW IT!

45. HE WAS JUST TRYING TO WIN ME A PRIZE.

46. HUH? HEH.

47. SEE?

48. WE'RE SORRY. HERE.

49. KEEP IT. JUST GO.

50. COME ON, LILO.

51. LILO! HAVE YOU FINISHED GIVING HIM A BATH?

52. OOH! UDA BOOGA!

53. YOU KNOW HOW HE IS ABOUT WATER.

54. I ALMOST HAD HIM LULLED INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY.

55. AND THEN YOU SAID THE B-WORD.

56. NEVER SAY THE B-WORD!

57. YOU MEAN... BATH?

58. WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME?

59. WHEW!

60. WELL, LOOK WHO'S ON THE LAM FROM THE LATHER.

61. RUNNING FROM THE LONG ARM OF THE LAVATORY, HUH?

62. HUH?

63. HMM, I WONDER WHERE STITCH IS.

64. WHO CAN SAY? PROBABLY NOT IN SOILED APPAREL DEPOSITORY.

65. OH, NO. DEFINITELY NOT IN THERE.

66. OK, THEN! I'LL LEAVE!

67. I'M WALKING AWAY NOW!

68. BYE!

69. HMM?

70. GOTCHA! OHHH.

71. IF YOU COOPERATE, I PROMISE I WON'T DROWN YOU. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

72. UNH!

73. P.U.!

74. HOW MUCH PIZZA AND SODA CAN ONE MUTANT ALIEN WEAR?

75. I GOTTA GET IN MY JAMMIES.

76. WHEW!

77. WHOA!

78. WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?

79. MY DISHES!

80. THE ONES FEATURING BEGONIAS OF THE WORLD,

81. AVAILABLE ONLY IN LIMITED QUANTITIES!

82. YOU BROKE 'EM!

83. NUWAGA! NAGA CADA GU!

84. 626 CLAIMS DISHES FALL AND BREAK ALL BY THEMSELVES.

85. NOT BUYING IT, MR. DESTRUCTO!

86. GO TO YOUR ROOM!

87. OHHH.

88. IF HE SAYS HE DIDN'T DO IT, HE DIDN'T DO IT.

89. ALL RIGHT, THEN, WHO DID DO IT?

90. I DON'T KNOW.

91. UNH! WELL, I DO KNOW ONE THING.

92. IT'S BEDTIME. WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE MORNING.

93. DON'T WORRY. SHE PROBABLY GOT SOME BAD PIZZA.

94. SHE'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT IT BY TOMORROW.

95. HEH HEH HEH!

96. GAH—HUH?

97. GUNH!

98. SHIRIKO!

99. HMM.

100. HMM. IZZABEH.

101. HUH? OOF!

102. AAH!

103. SOMEBODY PAINTED ME GREEN!

104. EXPERIMENT ANALYZER DEVICE IS SABOTAGED.

105. AND MY BEGONIA HAS BEEN PLANT-NAPPED!

106. OH, THE PLANT-AMITY!

107. WHOA.

108. THAT'S A NEW LOOK.

109. ANYBODY SEEN STITCH?

110. MMM... OHH...

111. EBAKA?

112. WHY...

113. AM INOT SURPRISED?

114. OHH! I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS TODAY!

115. 626 HAS BEEN VERY BAD.

116. I'M VERY PROUD.

117. HOW DO YOU KNOW STITCH DID IT?

118. ANYBODY COULD HAVE PUT A PAINT BRUSH IN HIS HAND

119. AND PLEAKLEY'S PLANT IN THE OTHER HAND.

120. AND...

121. BROKE MY RECORD PLAYER?

122. AND MYHOUND DOG SINGLE?

123. BUT... STITCH WOULDN'T DO THAT.

124. YEAH! YEAH, YEAH,

125. IT'S JABANAGA.

126. I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK.

127. THIS BEHAVIOR HAS GOT TO STOP.

128. HEY, SOMEBODY DROPPED A PICTURE.

129. WHY, IT'S STITCH SCRUBBING HIS SMELLY ALIEN TOES

130. WITH A PURPLE TOOTHBRUSH.

131. HA HA HA HA!

132. OH, IT IS TO LAUGH.

133. THAT'S HILARIOUS.

134. HEY, WHICH POOR SUCKER HAS A PURPLE TOOTHBRUSH?

135. OH.

136. BLEEEH!

137. THAT'S... IT!

138. OH!

139. HE STAYS OUTSIDE UNTIL I GET HOME.

140. BUT STITCH SAID HE DIDN'T—

141. LILO, THAT'S AN ORDER, AND NO BUTS,

142. OR I'LL PUT YOU OUT WITH HIM!

143. FINE!

144. DON'T WORRY, STITCH.

145. IT'LL BE OK.

146. HEE HEE HEE!

147. WHASSA MISERABLE.

148. JUST PRETEND YOU'RE CAMPING OUT, STITCH.

149. WHEN NANI GETS HOME, WE'LL FIX EVERYTHING.

150. LARGER GIRL SAID

151. NO VISITING WITH PRISONER 626,

152. HE IS BEING PUNISHED.

153. OK!

154. NANI WANTS YOU TO WEAR THIS.

155. HAH! AH!

156. STITCH, I KNOW YOU CAN BREAK OUT.

157. I NEED YOU TO SHOW NANI YOU'RE BEHAVING.

158. IF YOU DON'T, SHE'S GONNA SEND US BOTH TO THE TOWN.

159. WHAZZAGUB. WAAAHH.

160. SINCE THE ACCIDENT WITH MY RECORD PLAYER,

161. I CAN'T PLAY MY ELVIS RECORD, SO...

162. YOU AND I ARE GONNA HONOR THE KING

163. WITH A MOVIE MARATHON, SCRUMP. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

164. A TRIPLE FEATURE— BLUE HAWAII,

165. THENBLUE HAWAII, FOLLOWED BYBLUE HAWAII!

166. POPCORN'S READY!

167. HUH?

168. RUFF!

169. LOGAMOOGA!

170. WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET IN THERE?

171. THAT SOUNDED LIKE—

172. STITCH!

173. BLEEAH!

174. NOGAMIGA CAVA.

175. STITCH NOT BAD. WAS SCARY DOLLY!

176. SCRUMP IS VERY SMART, STITCH.

177. BUT SHE DOESN'T GO AROUND

178. BREAKING PLATES AND UNSPOOLING VIDEOTAPES.

179. I SAW 626 SNEAK IN WINDOW.

180. HAD BAD FEELING HE WAS UP TO NO GOOD.

181. WELL... I DON'T BELIEVE STITCH IS GUILTY.

182. I'M WILLING TO GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT

183. AND A FAIR TRIAL.

184. COURT IS BEING IN SESSION!

185. JUDGE JUMBA JUKIBA PRESIDING.

186. 626 IS ACCUSED OF ALL SORTS OF NAUGHTINESS

187. AND WILL BE TRIED BEFORE A JURY OF PEERS.

188. HOW DOES EXPERIMENT PLEAD?

189. NOT GUILTY, YOUR HONOR!

190. WE ARE READY FOR PERSECUTOR.

191. YOUR HONOR, MY ESTEEMED OPPONENTS,

192. JURY OF TOYS,

193. I WILL PROVE BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT

194. THAT DEFENDANT 626 IS GUILTY

195. OF ALL THE HEINOUS CRIMES WITH WHICH HE'S CHARGED.

196. EXHIBIT "A"-- MY POOR BEGONIA PLANT,

197. BRUTALLY PULLED FROM ITS HOME.

198. OBJECTION!

199. THAT PLANT WAS GONNA CROAK ANYWAY.

200. ALL HIS PLANTS DO.

201. IRRELEVANT!

202. YOUR HONOR, PLAYTHINGS OF THE JURY,

203. MY LACK OF SKILL IN THE BOTANICAL ARTS

204. MUST NOT BLIND YOU TO THE EVIDENCE.

205. EXHIBIT "B"-- A PAINT BRUSH,

206. USED TO PAINT A SLEEPING NANI.

207. FOUND IN THE DEFENDANT'S POSSESSION!

208. OBJECTION!

209. SOMEONE PROBABLY PUT IT THERE AND FRAMED STITCH.

210. WHERE WEREYOU LAST NIGHT, HUH, PLEAKLEY?

211. ME?

212. HEY, HEY, HEY!

213. COUNSEL FOR DEFENSE—

214. PLEASE TO PLAYING FAIR. CARRY ON.

215. EXHIBIT "C", YOUR TOYNESSES—

216. A RECORD PLAYER TRAMPLED TO PIECES MERCILESSLY

217. BY THE DEFENDANT!

218. OBJECTION!

219. IT—IT COULD HAVE GOT BROKEN SOME OTHER WAY.

220. MAYBE?

221. I CALL TO THE STAND...

222. DEFENDANT 626.

223. STITCH, DO YOU PROMISE TO TELL THE TRUTH,

224. ALL THE TRUTH, AND EVERY LITTLE BIT OF THE TRUTH,

225. JUST LIKE THE KING OF ROCK 'N' ROLL?

226. UMMH.

227. STITCH, PLEASE TELL THE COURT IN YOUR OWN WORDS,

228. DID YOU DO ANY OF THOSE BAD THINGS?

229. ROBOTA GITO.

230. 626 SAYS HE HAS NO MEMORY OF CRIMES.

231. HE CLAIMS WAS SLEEPING ALL DURING THE TIME.

232. THE DEFENSE RESTS.

233. PFFT!

234. SHE'S IN CONTEMPT, YOUR HONOR!

235. AM NOT. THIS ISMY HOUSE.

236. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.

237. LITTLE GIRL HAS POINT.

238. PROCEED WITH CROSS-EXAMINATION.

239. YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT'LL BE CROSS!

240. AHEM.

241. SO, DEFENDANT 626,

242. YOU CLAIM TO HAVE BEEN SLEEPING.

243. NICE ALIBI. I'M BEING SARCASTIC.

244. AND WHILE THERE IS NO EYEWITNESS TO THE CRIME,

245. DEFENDANT 626 WAS NEVERTHELESS CAUGHT IN THE ACT!

246. EXHIBIT "D"!

247. PERHAPS STITCH WOULD LIKE TO EXPLAIN THIS PHOTOGRAPH

248. CLEARLY REVEALING HIM USING NANI'S TOOTHBRUSH

249. TO SCRUB HIS PUTRID, PURPLE TOES.

250. WASN'T IT DEFENDANT 626 WHO CHEWED OFF THE ARM

251. OF MR. FLUFFY BEAR HERE?

252. OBJECTION!

253. I SEWED IT BACK ON.

254. AND HOW ABOUT LITTLE SUSIE TEA PARTY?

255. ANYBODY SEEN HER HEAD?

256. I HAVEN'T—BECAUSE IT'S GONE!

257. OBJECTION!

258. STITCH DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT IT.

259. IT WAS A FREAK ACCIDENT!

260. HE WAS... ACCIDENTALLY HUNGRY.

261. ACCIDENT? MINUTES AGO,

262. POOR LITTLE SCRUMP WAS FOUND INVOLUNTARILY ADMIRING

263. THE DEFENDANT'S DENTAL WORK!

264. HMM... I OBJECT, YOUR HONOR!

265. HE'S MAKING IT LOOK LIKE STITCH DID DO IT.

266. IT'S THE TRUTH.

267. STITCH!

268. NO!

269. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS... KILLER?

270. ORDER! ORDER!

271. STOP!

272. SOMEONE. ANYONE.

273. YOU.

274. TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIM.

275. HARD TO SAY. PERHAPS 626 IS REVERTING TO ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING,

276. BECOMING MONSTER AGAIN.

277. A RELAPSE!

278. OH, NO!

279. MY BEGONIAS CAN'T TAKE IT!

280. HAPPY THOUGHTS! THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!

281. SO WHAT DO WE DO?

282. ANALYZER COMPUTER

283. WILL DO PROBING OF EVERY ASPECT OF 626. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

284. IF HE IS GOING BACK TO OLD WAYS,

285. WE WILL SOON FIND OUT.

286. TEST TAKES FEW HOURS, 626.

287. YOU'LL BE STAYING IN THERE.

288. BE BACK SOON.

289. JUMBA IS ONLY GONNA MAKE SURE

290. STITCH IS ALL RIGHT.

291. NOW, I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK.

292. MAYBE I'LL BRING HOME A PIZZA FOR DINNER.

293. I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, SCRUMP.

294. AHA!

295. SCRUMP!

296. YOU GUYS SEEN SCRUMP?

297. UH, NO. NOT SEEING MAKESHIFT RAG DOLL.

298. AM WATCHING REPAIRED VIDEOTAPE OF KING NOW.

299. HOW DOES HE MOVE HIS HIPS LIKE THAT?

300. FASCINATING.

301. SCRUMP?

302. OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

303. I SAW YOU!

304. YOU CAN STAND UP AND EVERYTHING!

305. AND YOU BROKE BLEAKLEY'S PLANT!

306. Y-YOU'RE A GHOST!

307. A PHANTASMO OR SOMETHING!

308. HELP! OOH!

309. LITTLE STINKER!

310. MY BEGONIA!

311. LITTLE GIRL SHOULD NOT BE PLAYING WITH ROPE LIKE THAT.

312. I THINK IT'S THE ROPE THAT'S DOING THE PLAYING.

313. STOP THAT! HEY! I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL!

314. HEE HEE HEE!

315. OF COURSE! EXPERIMENT 375!

316. DESIGNED TO TAKE POSSESSION OF INANIMATE OBJECTS

317. AND CREATE UTTER CHAOS!

318. WELL, HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB!

319. STITCH GOT BLAMED FOR HIS TRICKS

320. AND WAS INNOCENT THE WHOLE TIME!

321. I KNEW IT!

322. WHAT DOES IT WANT?

323. 375 HAS ADVANCED PROGRAMMING.

324. NOW THAT WE HAVE LEARNED HIS SECRET,

325. WILL PROBABLY GET RID OF US.

326. HEE HEE HEE!

327. DON'T WORRY. THE WEAPON IS ONLY LOADED WITH NET.

328. HA! HE HAS REPLACED NET WITH MY NEW LASER CARTRIDGE.

329. I AM SO PROUD OF HIS SMARTNESS!

330. I'M NOT.

331. AND I'M JUST GONNA FAINT.

332. I'M TOO TERRIFIED TO FAINT.

333. HOW 'BOUT IF I JUST SCREAM?

334. AAH!

335. HEE HAH HAH HAH!

336. MAKA THE FAMILY! JIRA CHIVA!

337. STITCH!

338. GET US OUTTA HERE!

339. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T ALL BAD.

340. YOU KNOW, I THINK I'LL JUST WAIT UPSTAIRS

341. UNDER THE COVERS, OK?

342. MEGATA!

343. MEGATA!

344. WHOA! SUCTION!

345. AAH!

346. MY HEAD!

347. MY BEAUTIFUL CRANIAL ORB!

348. THERE HE IS!

349. GOTCHA, TROUBLEMAKER!

350. I DON'T SEE HIM.

351. FOLLOW THAT STOP LIGHT!

352. HA HA HA H—

353. JOJAVA!

354. NO GETTING AWAY THIS TIME!

355. COME ON OUTTA THERE.

356. I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING...

357. EH.

358. LILO!

359. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE RARE MOMENTS

360. WHEN I LIKE TO HEAR MY SISTER YELLING AT ME.

361. SO I HEAR THERE'S AN EXPERIMENT OUT THERE

362. THAT TAKES OVER INANIMATE OBJECTS?

363. YEP. MAKES IT LOOK LIKE

364. OTHERINNOCENT EXPERIMENTS DID BAD STUFF

365. WHEN THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG AT ALL.

366. OK, I GET IT. MY BAD.

367. WOULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS EXPERIMENT WANTS?

368. HE'S NEVER HAD A HOME

369. BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS JUMPING FROM PLACE TO PLACE.

370. AND I THINK HE CRAVES ATTENTION. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

371. THAT'S WHY HE LIKED BEING IN SCRUMP.

372. WAIT, THAT'S IT!

373. MAKE A LEFT HERE!

374. OH! STITCH!

375. HA HEE HEE HA!

376. SORRY, FOLKS. MACKI AND THE HAMMERHEADS ARE STILL UNDER THE WEATHER.

377. AW!

378. HEY, NO ONE'S ALLOWED BACK THERE!

379. THEY LOVE YOU!

380. ISN'T THIS BETTER THAN CAUSING CHAOS?

381. HOW 'BOUT IF YOU MAKE THIS YOUR HOME?

382. YEAH! NIGOBA NAKACHUBA!

383. HA HA! READY OR NOT,

384. BUOYS AND GULLS,

385. MACKI MACAW AND THE HAMMERHEADS ARE BACK!

386. HEE HEE HEE HEE!

387. WOW!

388. AGAIN, LITTLE GIRL HAS FOUND

389. ONE PLACE EXPERIMENT IS BELOVED.

390. YEAH, SHE'S GOOD!

391. I OWE YOU BOTH AN APOLOGY.

392. I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU.

393. INNOCENT TILL PROVEN GUILTY.

394. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT. I'M SORRY.

395. OK. WE'LL FORGIVE YOUR BEHAVIOR

396. ON ONE CONDITION.

397. NANI BUYS GAMES AND PIZZA!

398. HA HA.

399. I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.