Lilo & Stitch: The Series 1x17

Carlos Alazraqui as Ringmaster (voice) • Jillian Henry as Elena (voice)

Lilo is going to perform a Hula Dance, but gets angry when Stitch gets in her way. He runs away and finds Experiment #345, Elastico, who is performing at a local circus. Gantu arrives, though, and steals Elastico. The Ringmaster lets Stitch take Elastico's place. He invites Lilo to visit him, but she refuses. Soon Elastico escapes Gantu and returns to the circus, and Lilo needs Stitch to dance, so has to look for him. But which ohana will Stitch choose?

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1. TOOKIE BAH WABA!

2. HAO!

3. IKI BAH BAH.

4. HA HA HA.

5. OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

6. HUH?

7. THE LAST REHEARSAL IS TOMORROW MORNING.

8. EVERYBODY PRACTICE TONIGHT.

9. I DON'T NEED TO PRACTICE.

10. MY HULA STORY IS ALREADY PERFECT.

11. I CALL IT A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MYRTLE EDMONDS.

12. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE

13. TO SHARE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME.

14. WHAT'S YOURS ABOUT THIS YEAR, WEIRDLO?

15. ZOMBIES AGAIN?

16. NOT ZOMBIES. MUMMIES.

17. BIG DIFFERENCE.

18. BUT NO, I HAVE CREATED AN ALL-NEW HULA DANCE.

19. LET ME GUESS. IT'S ABOUT SOMETHING GROSS?

20. IT'S ABOUT A SQUID.

21. MM-HMM. GROSS.

22. WE'LL BE SURE TO MISS IT.

23. YEAH.

24. I'M GONNA PRACTICE, ALL RIGHT.

25. UNTIL I'M BETTER THAN PERFECT.

26. YEAH! EEH!

27. STITCH, I'M PRACTICING.

28. HEY! IS THAT MY—

29. YOUR HULA COSTUME!

30. HE STOLE IT RIGHT OFF MY SEWING TABLE!

31. OFF WITH IT, YOU LITTLE MONSTER!

32. GIVE IT! NAGA!

33. GIVE IT! NAGA!

34. GIVE IT!

35. AAH!

36. OOPS.

37. THAT WAS MY SPECIAL SHOW SKIRT.

38. I SPENT DAYS PICKING ALL THOSE BLADES OF GRASS.

39. OH. SO-KA.

40. I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO WEAR

41. MY OLD HULA SKIRT.

42. OH.

43. HURRY UP, STITCH. I'M LATE!

44. TO-KA!

45. I DON'T NEED A DRUMMER.

46. YOU RUINED MY DRESS.

47. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUIN MY REHEARSAL, TOO.

48. JUST STAY OUT HERE TILL I'M DONE.

49. HUH? OH!

50. OH.

51. HUH?

52. COME ONE, COME ALL

53. TO SEE THE WORLD'S STRETCHIEST CLOWN!

54. THE GREAT ELASTICO!

55. COUSIN!

56. AND WHEN THE SUN ARISES,

57. PLAYTIME BEGINS.

58. DOLLS, TEA PARTIES,

59. TORMENTING WEIRDLO.

60. LILO!

61. COUSIN.

62. AN EXPERIMENT?

63. BUT I'M ABOUT TO DO DRESS REHEARSAL.

64. CAN'T YOU TAKE CARE OF IT YOURSELF?

65. LILO? YOUR TURN.

66. OHANA.

67. WHAT'S THE HOLD UP, WEIRDLO?

68. IS YOUR HULA NOT GROSS ENOUGH YET?

69. OHANA MEANS FAMILY.

70. AND FAMILY MEANS LEAVE ME ALONE

71. WHILE I'M TRYING TO PRACTICE HULA.

72. 625, HAVE YOU SEEN THE ENTERTAINMENT SECTION?

73. UH... NO.

74. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I ASKED YOU

75. NOT TO USE THE PAPER FOR SANDWICH WRAPPERS?

76. HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE... AN EXPERIMENT.

77. YEAH. IT'S THAT CLOWNISH EXPERIMENT

78. WHO DELIGHTS EVERYONE WITH HIS COMIC ANTICS.

79. HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

80. DUH.

81. YOUR COMPUTER ANNOUNCED THAT EXPERIMENT'S ACTIVATION,

82. LIKE, 2 WEEKS AGO.

83. PRIMARY FUNCTION, DISTRACTION OF HOSTILE FORCES.

84. ALL RIGHT?

85. YOU COULDN'T JOT DOWN A MESSAGE?

86. WELL, I GUESS I'M GOING TO THE CIRCUS.

87. GREAT. HAVE SOME COTTON CANDY FOR ME, WOULD YA?

88. OH, LISTEN. CAN I HAVE MY WRAPPER BACK?

89. AH.

90. HEH HEH HEH HEH.

91. SORRY, SPOT. NO DOGS ALLOWED.

92. HMM?

93. HMM.

94. AHA!

95. HA HA HA! PLPLPLPL!

96. SEÑORAS AND SEÑORES,

97. JOIN ME IN WELCOMING THE ENCHANTING,

98. THE EXTRAORDINARY,

99. THE EVER-EXPANDABLE...

100. ELASTICO!

101. IT'S A COUSIN.

102. HMM.

103. COWABUNGA!

104. HEE HEE HEE!

105. THAT LITTLE GUY IS INDESTRUCTIBLE.

106. YOO-HOO!

107. PLPLPL!

108. HEE HEE HEE!

109. GOTCHA, COUSIN!

110. COUSIN?

111. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

112. LET US HEAR IT FOR OUR SURPRISE CIRCUS GUEST,

113. THE MARVELOUS, THE MAGNIFICENT, UH...

114. UH... STITCH.

115. OH, NO, NO, NO. THIS WILL NEVER DO.

116. YOU NEED A NAME WHICH MORE ACCURATELY REFLECTS

117. YOUR INDESTRUCTIBLE RESPLENDENCY.

118. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

119. MEET THE INCREDIBLE...

120. INDESTRUCTERADO.

121. WOW!

122. COUSIN!

123. SOMEONE... SOMETHING...

124. IS TAKING ELASTICO.

125. GANTU.

126. SHARK!

127. WALKING SHARK!

128. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

129. HUH?

130. UNH? OH?

131. OH.

132. WHERE'S ELASTICO?

133. GONE.

134. AH!

135. FINALLY, I FIND A PERFORMER

136. WHO CAN DRAW IN A CROWD.

137. AND HE IS STOLEN BY A GIANT SHARK-LOOKING MAN.

138. SPEAKING OF STEALING,

139. I MUST POINT OUT THAT YOU STOLE THE CROWD, MI AMIGO.

140. YEAH?

141. IT IS TRUE.

142. IN FACT, SEEING AS HOW I AM IN NEED OF A PERFORMER,

143. PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE ELASTICO'S PLACE

144. IN OUR UNIQUE FAMILY.

145. STOP! GET BACK HERE!

146. GOTCHA!

147. I BET YOU A DELICIOUS MONTE CRISTO

148. HE ESCAPES BEFORE YOU CAN SEND HIM TO HAMSTERVILLE.

149. HA! YOU'RE ON! HEY!

150. MM-MMM.

151. I'M TASTING TURKEY, HAM AND SWISS.

152. AAH! STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

153. DIPPED IN EGG BATTER.

154. YOU... WILL... LET... GO!

155. ALL DEEP FRIED TO A GOLDEN BROWN.

156. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.

157. BON VOYAGE.

158. I'LL TAKE THAT SANDWICH NOW.

159. AHEM, AMIGOS,

160. I'D LIKE TO PRESENT TO YOU

161. THE INCREDIBLE INDESTRUCTERADO!

162. OH, HI.

163. HE IS NO ELASTICO.

164. GRRRR.

165. ROAAAR.

166. ROAAAAARRRR.

167. MEOW.

168. HE LOOKS SO WEIRD.

169. DAH, WOLFMAN,

170. HE IS VERY ODD-LOOKING CREATURE.

171. HE FITS RIGHT IN, NO?

172. THAT'S GUS TALK FOR

173. WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY, INDESTRUCTERADO.

174. SEÑORAS Y SEÑORES,

175. WE PRESENT TO YOU

176. THE CREATURE WHICH CANNOT BE DESTROYED!

177. UGH! RAH!

178. HA HA HA HA.

179. UM, CAN WE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH, MISTER?

180. OH, YOU WERE MAGNIFICENT.

181. TONIGHT'S SHOW IS ALREADY SOLD OUT,

182. BUT HERE ARE SOME SPECIAL PASSES.

183. OHH.

184. INVITE YOUR FAMILY!

185. FAMILY.

186. UGH!

187. LILO, ME GOT A CUCAVITA.

188. NOT NOW, STITCH.

189. I HAVE TO MAKE

190. A NIIHAU SHELL NECKLACE

191. FOR MY DANCE.

192. IT'S HARD 'CAUSE THESE SHELLS

193. ARE SO FRAGILE.

194. UNH. UNH. UNH. UNH.

195. AH. AAH!

196. NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.

197. COULD YOU PLEASE

198. LEAVE ME ALONE?

199. OH.

200. GANTU!

201. UH—UH—

202. SLEEPING ON THE JOB?

203. NO, SIR.

204. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY

205. WITH YOUR PRANKY LITTLE PRANKS.

206. UH, PRANKS, SIR?

207. SENDING ME NOTHING BUT SHACKLES?

208. WHERE IS MY EXPERIMENT?

209. GRRRR.

210. AAH!

211. HA HA HA.

212. GOTCHA.

213. HEY, DON'T WORRY,

214. I'M ALL MAN AND NO WOLF.

215. I'M JUST REALLY EXTRA HAIRY.

216. OH, YOU'RE OK.

217. YOU'RE FLUFFY.

218. AHH, SEE, YOU UNDERSTAND,

219. BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T.

220. IT CAN BE PRETTY LONELY OUT THERE.

221. THAT'S WHY OUR CIRCUS FAMILY

222. IS SO TIGHT.

223. THIS WAY WE'RE NEVER ALONE.

224. INDESTRUCTERADO,

225. I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS FOR YOU.

226. YOUR CONTRACT IS READY FOR SIGNING.

227. NOW, UM, WHERE IS IT?

228. AHA!

229. HERE IT IS.

230. SIGN THIS,

231. AND YOU COME ON THE ROAD WITH US TOMORROW!

232. YOU WILL JOIN OUR LITTLE CIRCUS FAMILY FOREVER.

233. Lilo V.O.: AND FAMILY LEAVE ME ALONE.

234. HMM. YEAH.

235. WELCOME, COMPADRE.

236. SAY GOOD-BYE ONCE AND FOR ALL

237. TO THE LIFE YOU'VE KNOWN HERE.

238. ADIOS, OHANA.

239. IT'S SHOWTIME!

240. LILO?

241. LI-LO!

242. IN HERE, PLEAKLEY!

243. OH, THERE YOU ARE.

244. I JUST FINISHED YOUR HEADPIECE.

245. ON TO THE SHOW.

246. WAIT! I FORGOT MY NIIHAU SHELL NECKLACE! STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

247. STITCH, WE GOTTA GO.

248. COME ON, WE'RE LATE!

249. NO TIME FOR HIDE AND SEEK.

250. STITCH?

251. "INDESTRUCTERADO"?

252. SPECIAL DELIVERY.

253. WHAT IS THIS?

254. ELASTICO! HE HE HE!

255. I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK!

256. OUR FAMILY IS WHOLE ONCE AGAIN!

257. COUSIN.

258. THANK YOU, MYRTLE,

259. FOR THAT LOVELY HULA ABOUT A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.

260. I'M SURE OUR NEXT DANCER

261. WILL BE MORE, UM...

262. TRADITIONAL.

263. REMEMBER TO SMILE,

264. AND DON'T STEP ON YOUR SKIRT.

265. STITCH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

266. HE'S GONNA MISS IT.

267. WELL, HIS LOSS.

268. BUT... I IGNORED HIM.

269. HE RAN AWAY AND JOINED THE CIRCUS.

270. HE'S A TOUGH LITTLE MONSTER.

271. HE'LL BE OK.

272. NOW GO OUT THERE AND DANCE!

273. DANCE LIKE

274. YOU'RE THE BELL OF THE BALL!

275. I CAN'T DANCE.

276. NOT WITHOUT STITCH.

277. ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S TIME FOR LILO'S HULA

278. ABOUT A SQUID WITH NO FRIENDS.

279. WHERE'S LILO?

280. SORRY, KID,

281. SHOW'S SOLD OUT.

282. YOU CAN CATCH US IN LAS VEGAS TOMORROW NIGHT.

283. LAS VEGAS?

284. YOU'VE GOTTA LET ME IN!

285. I HAVE TO SEE STITCH BEFORE HE LEAVES!

286. HEY, INDESTRUCTERADO,

287. THE GRAND FINALE IS IN 5 MINUTES.

288. UGH. OK. OK.

289. STITCH, IS THAT YOU?

290. LILO?

291. I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME

292. 'CAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY WITH MY SHOW

293. TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOU.

294. YOU AREN'T REALLY GOING TO VEGAS, ARE YOU?

295. YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUROHANA AGAIN.

296. CIRCUS MEANS FAMILY,

297. AND FAMILY MEANS

298. STITCH DOES NOT GET LEFT BEHIND.

299. I NEVER MEANT TO LEAVE YOU BEHIND.

300. WHOA!

301. OOH HOO! HEE!

302. OH, THIS IS TOO EASY.

303. OOH. HE HE HE.

304. GRRRRR.

305. HEY, MISTER MAN,

306. YOU ARE CHASING AWAY THE PATRONS!

307. OUT! OUT!

308. UH, ON SECOND THOUGHT,

309. HA, THE RING IS ALL YOURS, MI AMIGO.

310. HEY, WHERE'D HE GO?

311. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

312. HA HA HA. YEAH.

313. SHOW YOURSELF, YOU COWARDLY CLOWN.

314. PFFFT.

315. NOT FUNNY.

316. HEY, WHA—STOP!

317. HA HA!

318. YEE-HAH!

319. HUH? HUH?

320. BULLS-EYE!

321. UGH!

322. TA-DA!

323. ROCKIN' HULA, STITCH.

324. HE HE HE HE HE.

325. STOP!

326. HOLD STILL, TRAMP!

327. OH, NO!

328. HUH?

329. STITCH!

330. RAH HA RAH WA.

331. WOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT! YEAH!

332. THAT ABOMINATION

333. IS MINE!

334. NOT SO FAST, BANDITO.

335. YOU WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH US.

336. HUH?

337. ROARRR. ROARRRR.

338. AAH! OW!

339. HO HO HO HO HO. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

340. GRACIAS, AMIGOS.

341. GRACIAS!

342. UH, IT'S, UH, BROKE-ABA.

343. IT'S OK.

344. I CAN ALWAYS MAKE ANOTHER ONE.

345. YEAH?

346. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE IGNORED YOU

347. BECAUSE OF MY DUMB OLD HULA DANCE.

348. BEING THERE FOR YOU

349. AND HELPING YOU FIND YOUR COUSINS

350. IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT.

351. WELL, INDESTRUCTERADO,

352. WE MUST LEAVE FOR LAS VEGAS.

353. IT IS TIME TO SAY YOUR GOOD-BYES...

354. AH. OH. UM...

355. UNLESS YOU HAVE RECONSIDERED

356. JOINING OUR FAMILY.

357. BUT, UH, CONTRACT.

358. AH, YES. YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT.

359. HMM. THIS CONTRACT WAS WRITTEN

360. IN THE NAME OF INDESTRUCTERADO.

361. BUT YOU SIGNED THE NAME "STITCH."

362. AH! THIS CONTRACT IS NULL AND VOID.

363. GO. BE WITH YOUR REAL FAMILY.

364. GOOD-BYE.

365. WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, INDESTRUCTERADO.

366. TA-KA!

367. MY SHELLS!

368. STITCH AND HIS COUSINS

369. STRUNG 'EM BACK TOGETHER FOR YOU.

370. IT ALL STARTED WITH A LONELY SQUID NAMED MORT...