Lilo & Stitch: The Series 1x15

Directed by Victor Cook

'Weird Al' Yankovic as Singing Minstrel (voice) • Lili Ishida as Yuki (voice) • Kali Whitehurst as Teresa (voice) • Jillian Henry as Elena (voice) • Liliana Mumy as Mertle Edmonds (voice)

The Hula Girls have ditched Mertle for Lilo, and consequently, Lilo neglects Stitch to hang with them at the Kauai Medieval Festival. So, when Experiment #586 is activated, Stitch needs someone to capture it with. And who does he team up with? Mertle. Strangely, Stitch and Mertle are having fun trying to capture the metal eater, but this ends when it storms the Medieval Festival.

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1. TOOKIE BAH WABA!

2. HAO!

3. IKI BAH BAH.

4. HA HA HA.

5. OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

6. I TELL YOU, BRA,

7. I'M GIVING YOU THE KIND DEAL.

8. THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THIS NO MORE.

9. HMM. YOU SURE THE BODY'S IN OK SHAPE?

10. YOU KIDDIN'? ALL-METAL BODY,

11. CHROME TRIM.

12. NO PLASTIC JUNK LIKE TODAY.

13. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WE GOT A RUST PROBLEM IN HAWAII.

14. THIS ISLAND AIR EATS CARS

15. LIKE NOTHING ELSE IN THE UNIVERSE.

16. YUM!

17. EXCEPT MAYBE HIM.

18. HA HA HA HA!

19. SORRY, BRA. DEAL'S OFF.

20. HEY, GANTU, YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT GROWIN' A GOATEE?

21. NO. I'M SERIOUS.

22. BECAUSE WITH YOUR BONE STRUCTURE,

23. IT WOULD LOOK VERY SPIFFY.

24. REALLY?

25. SURE. MAY I?

26. THERE. SEE?

27. NOT FUNNY.

28. WHAT? I THINK IT LOOKS NICE.

29. HELPS DISGUISE A FEW OF THOSE CHINS.

30. HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA!

31. WARNING— EXPERIMENT 586 ACTIVATED.

32. PRIMARY FUNCTION— METAL CONSUMPTION.

33. EXPERIMENT GROWS EXPONENTIALLY LARGER WITH EVERYTHING IT EATS.

34. JUST LIKE YOU. GRRRR...

35. MY CONTAINMENT ORB IS NOT NEARLY LARGE ENOUGH.

36. I'LL HAVE TO PREPARE THE CARGO BAY.

37. COME ON, HURRY UP BEFORE—

38. HI, GUYS.

39. LILO SHOWS UP.

40. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY "BATTLE OF THE GREEK CITY-STATES"?

41. STITCH AND ME WILL BE THE FIERCE SPARTANS,

42. AND YOU CAN BE THE DECADENT ATHENIANS.

43. WE'RE BUSY.

44. Radio announcer: STAY TUNED, EVERYONE.

45. WE'LL BE GIVING AWAY THE GOLDEN PASS

46. TO THIS WEEKEND'S ELIZABETHAN FESTIVAL IN JUST A MOMENT.

47. YOU'RE TRYING TO WIN TICKETS TO THE FESTIVAL?

48. NO COMMENT.

49. OH, AND GET LOST.

50. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

51. HMM. IF I HAD THOSE TICKETS,

52. I COULD FINALLY GET TO SPEND TIME WITH MY FRIENDS.

53. EH EH. ABA YUCHA.

54. HUH?

55. Radio announcer: CALLER NUMBER 12 WILL WIN THE GOLDEN PASS.

56. COME ON, COME ON.

57. CONGRATULATIONS, CALLER 12!

58. WHAT? ALREADY?

59. Lilo on radio: I WON?

60. YES! YOU AND A GROUP OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS

61. AND ADULT GUARDIANS

62. ARE GOING TO THE ELIZABETHAN FESTIVAL!

63. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

64. I WON THE CONTEST FOR YOU.

65. NOW WE CAN ALL GO TO THE FESTIVAL.

66. NUH-UH. WE HAVE SOMEWHERE BETTER TO BE.

67. RIGHT, GIRLS?

68. WELL... NOT REALLY.

69. ACCORDING TO THEIR HOME PAGE,

70. THE FESTIVAL IS WAY COOL!

71. PLUS, WE'RE SICK OF PLAYING DOLLS.

72. REALLY?

73. FINE. IF YOU WANT TO GO WITH THE FREAK,

74. THEN GO. I'M STAYING HERE.

75. OK. OK. OK.

76. HUH?

77. Tour guide: OUT OF THE WINDOW,

78. YOU CAN SEE SOME OF OUR RAPIDLY-DISAPPEARING WILDLIFE.

79. BETTER GET SOME PICTURES OF IT QUICK.

80. YOU CAN ALMOST WATCH THE HELPLESS LITTLE CREATURE

81. GOING EXTINCT UNDER THE THREAT

82. FROM ENCROACHING INDUSTRIAL BLIGHT,

83. LIKE THAT SUGAR FACTORY.

84. THE HELPLESS CREATURE JUST ATE THE FACTORY.

85. EVERYONE DRESSES IN COSTUME TO GO TO THE FESTIVAL,

86. SO OUR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES ARE PERFECT,

87. 'CAUSE WE WERE ALL PRINCESSES.

88. KIND OF GOES WITH THE THEME. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

89. EVEN STITCH IS GONNA WEAR A COSTUME.

90. HMM.

91. YEAH. WEE-AH!

92. WAH!

93. OH, YEAH.

94. HEH HEH HEH. IT'S FUNNY!

95. IS YOUR AUNT AND UNCLE GONNA WEAR COSTUMES, TOO?

96. MY AUNT LOVES TO DRESS UP.

97. SHE'S WORKING ON THEIR COSTUMES RIGHT NOW.

98. I'M SO EXCITED!

99. MY FIRST FESTIVAL DEDICATED TO PRIMITIVE EARTH HISTORY.

100. ARE YOU DRESSED YET?

101. DRESSED? YES. HAPPY, NO.

102. CHEER UP.

103. HENRY VIII WAS A POWERFUL RULER,

104. EVEN THOUGH HE HAD A NASTY HABIT

105. OF HAVING HIS WIVES BEHEADED.

106. I AM LIKING THIS HENRY PERSON.

107. HEH HEH HEH HEH.

108. BEFORE WE GO TO THE FESTIVAL,

109. WE SHOULD BRUSH UP ON OUR ELIZABETHAN INSULTS.

110. "GET OUT OF MY WAY,

111. YOU GNARLY, TICKLE-BRAINED BARNACLE."

112. NEXT?

113. AHEM. "THOU GAVETH ME THE WRONG CHANGE,

114. THOU SPONGY, BEETLE-HEADED PANTALOON."

115. NOTHING THIS FUN EVER HAPPENS

116. AT MYRTLE'S HOUSE.

117. YEAH! YEAH!

118. "YEAH."

119. HERE YOU GO.

120. MERRY, I'FAITH,

121. WE HAVE A GOLDEN PASS!

122. HIP, HIP, HUZZAH!

123. WOW!

124. OUR OWN SINGING MINSTREL!

125. COOL! COOL! COOL!

126. WELCOME, YE OF THE GOLDEN PASS.

127. LOOK AT HOW THEY ALL TREMBLE AT MY ARRIVAL.

128. I'M LOVING THIS COSTUME. YEAH, YEAH.

129. CAN'T... BREATHE.

130. BODICE... TOO TIGHT.

131. GADZOOKS!

132. WHAT AN UGLY CHILD!

133. IT'S NOT A CHILD. IT'S MY DOG.

134. AH. I'M SORRY, MILADY.

135. UH, NO DOGS ALLOWEDETH.

136. OH.

137. I REALLY WANTED TO GO IN.

138. HMM. GO.

139. YOU DON'T MIND?

140. NO.

141. THANKS, STITCH.

142. YOU'RE THE BEST.

143. OHH.

144. KITCHA.

145. RAAH! BUHH.

146. WACHO DUKKA BWAO!

147. HEY!

148. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

149. UPSET THAT YOUR FRIEND DUMPED YOU?

150. AMA GUNDA.

151. FACE IT. YOU KNEW SHE'D TRADE UP SOMEDAY.

152. HACHUGA NAGA!

153. WHAT WAS THAT?

154. WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

155. UGA TABA!

156. YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE

157. WITH THAT THING STOMPING AROUND OUT THERE!

158. DON'T YOU WANT TO KEEP ARGUING WITH ME?

159. BRING YOUR GREAT YAWNING GULLETS

160. TO THE SCOTS GUARD'S HAGGIS-EATING CONTEST!

161. STEP RIGHT UP, GOOD MAN. HA HA!

162. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD EAT MANY A BLADDER.

163. IS CONTEST WHERE GOAL IS TO EAT?

164. SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM.

165. THE HOUSE IS FULL!

166. LET'S GET STARTED.

167. ON THY MARK...

168. JUMBA! ISA! ISA!

169. GET SET...

170. NOT NOW, 626.

171. I AM BUSY WINNING CONTEST.

172. GO FIND LITTLE GIRL.

173. GO!

174. HUH? AHH...

175. MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN.

176. HUH?

177. HUZZAH! HUZZAH!

178. MY LOYAL SUBJECTS!

179. OH, NO.

180. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.

181. I WAS JUST LEANING AGAINST THE THRONE,

182. LOOSENING MY BODICE. NEXT THING I KNOW,

183. I'M QUEEN FOR THE DAY!

184. OHH... DRAP!

185. YOU REALLY WENT UP IN A SPACESHIP?

186. OH, YEAH. AND I ALMOST GOT TAKEN

187. ALL THE WAY TO ANOTHER PLANET. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

188. THEY PROBABLY WOULD'VE EATEN ME.

189. LILO!

190. STITCH?

191. MAKA MAKA! ZAZA!

192. UH...

193. I'M KIND OF BUSY WITH MY FRIENDS RIGHT NOW.

194. ZAZA! RRAOW! RRAOW!

195. ROARR! RRAOW!

196. IS HE TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING?

197. NO. HE JUST ACTS WEIRD SOMETIMES.

198. HUH?

199. SO ANYWAY,

200. I WAS IN THE SPACESHIP,

201. AND I THOUGHT THEY'D COOK ME FOR DINNER

202. AND SERVE ME TO THEIR KING.

203. OHH.

204. TOLD YOU SHE WANTS NORMAL FRIENDS.

205. WAIT! LET ME COME WITH YOU!

206. AAH!

207. ICHA.

208. LOOK, I CAN'T STAND NOT HAVING ANYONE

209. TO BOSS AROUND.

210. AT THIS POINT, I'LL HANG OUT WITH ANYBODY,

211. EVEN YOU.

212. I WAS HOPING THEY WOULDN'T COOK ME WITH CILANTRO

213. 'CAUSE I'M ALLERGIC.

214. UNH.

215. SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING?

216. WE'RE NOT HERE BECAUSE OF THAT... THING, ARE WE?

217. EH.

218. I DON'T LIKE THIS ANYMORE.

219. TAKE ME HOME.

220. HEY, COME BACK!

221. HACHUMA.

222. WHAAOW!

223. OHH.

224. I'M NEVER GONNA GET HOME

225. WITH YOU IN CHARGE.

226. IT'S EATING METAL!

227. AND IT'S GROWING!

228. UHH!

229. YOU BETTER HAVE SOME KIND OF LICENSE OR—

230. AAH!

231. HEH HEH. THIS WILL BE THE MOST VALUABLE.

232. NO. IT CAN'T BE.

233. NOT YOU, TROG!

234. HEY, IT'S THAT GUY

235. THAT TRIED TO STEAL MY DOG GIGI.

236. EXCEPT HE'S GROWN A DORKY MUSTACHE.

237. THAT WOULD BE MY HANDIWORK.

238. YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.

239. DID YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR?

240. I MUST HAVE LOCKED ON TO THE TROG INSTEAD OF THE MONSTER.

241. NO MATTER. I'LL JUST HAVE TO TRY AGAIN.

242. WHOA!

243. OW! UHH!

244. BOY, DID I MAKE A MISTAKE

245. HANGING OUT WITH YOU.

246. WE'RE DOOMED!

247. NO WORRY. LILO WILL COME.

248. MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!

249. AAH! GO! GO!

250. THAT WAS FUN.

251. I THINK MY TURTLE

252. FELL ASLEEP.

253. IT NEVER MOVED.

254. I THINK YOUR TURTLE'S DEAD.

255. OH, NO.

256. WERE SHOULD WE HIDE?

257. I SAY WE HIDE AT THE BLACKSMITH'S.

258. NO, THE DUELING BUCKETS BOOTH.

259. WE DON'T HIDE.

260. THAT SHIP IS TRYING TO CATCH THE EXPERIMENT,

261. BUT WE HAVE TO BEAT HIM TO IT.

262. BUT WHY?

263. 'CAUSE WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS,

264. AND THE GOOD GUYS DON'T CHICKEN OUT

265. JUST 'CAUSE THE BAD GUYS HAVE A GIGANTIC SPACESHIP

266. WITH ADVANCED ALIEN TECHNOLOGY.

267. MYRTLE WAS RIGHT.

268. YOU REALLY ARE WEIRD.

269. YEAH! YEAH!

270. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

271. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

272. NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

273. ALL RIGHT ALREADY!

274. ROCKA HUA.

275. I SWEAR SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.

276. NEW SHOES?

277. WAIT, I GOT IT.

278. PERM AND RED HIGHLIGHTS.

279. HEY, THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY

280. WHAT YOU DID TO THAT TUBBY GUY.

281. YOU KNOW, THE FACE.

282. REALLY? YOU THINK SO?

283. OH, YEAH.

284. I KNOW HOW TO BE MEAN TO PEOPLE.

285. WHAT YOU DID— IT WAS SPECIAL.

286. I'M GLAD YOU SAID THAT 'CAUSE I WAS AFRAID

287. I WASN'T PUSHING THE ENVELOPE ENOUGH, YOU KNOW?

288. THINKIN' OUTSIDE THE BOX.

289. I HEAR YA.

290. HEY, I GOT A PRANK

291. I'M WORKIN' ON RIGHT NOW.

292. YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK? I MEAN, IF YOU GOT TIME.

293. I'VE GOT NOTHING BUT TIME.

294. HEH HEH HEH. OH, RIGHT.

295. IT'S IN THE OTHER ROOM.

296. I CALL IT "ANTS IN GANTU'S PANTS."

297. HEH HEH HEH. THAT'S FIGURATIVE, BY THE WAY.

298. HEY!

299. THAT WAS SO EASY, IT WAS SAD.

300. COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

301. COMPUTER, PREPARE TO ENGAGE TRACTOR BEAM.

302. COME TO PAPA, ABOMINATION.

303. Computer voice: WARNING.

304. CAPTURE CONTAINERS HAVE BEEN UNLOCKED.

305. WHAT? WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON 625...

306. HUH?

307. YECCH! I CAN'T SEE!

308. Computer voice: WARNING.

309. INCOMING POULTRY PROJECTILES.

310. SHIP TO CRASH IN 10 SECONDS.

311. 9, 8...

312. TAKE THAT, YOU CLOUDY, TICKLE-BRAINED BARNACLE!

313. UH-OH. AAH!

314. OHH! OH!

315. AAAH!

316. NOT TO WORRY, PEASANTS.

317. AS YOUR SOVEREIGN,

318. I PROMISE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THIS WRETCHED MUD.

319. AAH!

320. WAAH!

321. AAAAH!

322. OW!

323. MY REALM IS UNDER ATTACK!

324. PLEAKLEY!

325. GANTU IS CHASING AN EXPERIMENT, BUT—

326. CELTS! INVADERS!

327. ARMADA!

328. SHALL WE CALL A MEETING

329. OF THE PRIVY COUNCIL?

330. UH-OH.

331. JUST... HIDE IN HERE!

332. THIS WASN'T THE KIND OF PRIVY I HAD IN MIND.

333. STITCH! OVER HERE!

334. LILO!

335. AAAH!

336. OH, NO!

337. IT'S GONNA EAT US!

338. AAAAAH!

339. HMM? AAH!

340. I HAVE TO HELP STITCH.

341. NOBODY THROWS EARTH FOWL APPENDAGES AT ME

342. AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

343. HUH! UHH! AH!

344. OHH.

345. OHH...

346. HEH HEH. YEAH.

347. YOU WON'T GET AWAY. I'M MUCH BIGGER THAN—

348. UHH!

349. UH, EXCUSE ME. I NEED TO GET THROUGH HERE.

350. A VOLUNTEER. WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?

351. YOU NEED TO GET RUN THROUGH?

352. LET US HELP YOU.

353. HUP, HUP, HUP!

354. GOOD THING HE DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE.

355. HA HA HA HA!

356. THANKS, GUYS.

357. MAYA JAJA!

358. AAAAH!

359. HEY!

360. HUH?

361. OH. UHH.

362. CHUTABA! CHUTABA!

363. CHUTABA!

364. HUZZAH.

365. OW! UHH!

366. NO!

367. REALLY, I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT APPOINTMENT.

368. I'M IN A HURRY!

369. AH HA HA HA HA!

370. IN A HURRY, YOU SAY?

371. THEN WE'D BEST QUICKEN THE PACE, MY FRIEND.

372. I NEED TO MAKE A DEAL WITH GANTU.

373. WHAT SORT OF DEAL?

374. I'LL LET YOU GO IF...

375. YOU GET THE EXPERIMENT AWAY FROM STITCH.

376. OH, I SEE.

377. FINALLY THERE'S SOMETHING THAT'S TOO MUCH OF AN ABOMINATION

378. EVEN FOR THE TROG.

379. DO YOU WANT TO DEAL OR WHAT?

380. PTOO!

381. WAAAAH!

382. WAIT!

383. STITCH, IT'S OK.

384. I LET THE EXPERIMENT GO.

385. HUH?

386. I'D RATHER LOSE THAT EXPERIMENT STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

387. THAN LOSE MY BEST FRIEND.

388. STITCH...

389. I'M REALLY SORRY I DIDN'T TREAT YOU RIGHT.

390. I GOT CARRIED AWAY

391. 'CAUSE I WANTED THE GIRLS TO LIKE ME.

392. BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR NEGLECTING YOU.

393. IT'S OK.

394. MYRTLE?

395. MY FRIENDS! YOU'VE COME BACK!

396. HERE'S THE THING—

397. WE TRIED GOING WITH LILO,

398. AND IT DIDN'T EXACTLY WORK OUT, SO...

399. WE WERE THINKING OF GOING BACK TO YOU,

400. BUT ONLY IF WE DO SOMETHING

401. BESIDES PLAY DOLLS ALL THE TIME.

402. OH, REALLY? AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

403. I WOULD EVEN TAKE YOU BACK?

404. I HAD A LOT OF FUN WITHOUT YOU.

405. I CHASED A MONSTER,

406. THEN I GOT SUCKED INTO A GIGANTIC SPACESHIP, THEN—

407. MAYBE THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.

408. YEAH.

409. BEING ALONE HAS MADE HER WEIRD.

410. UH, JUST KIDDING! HEH HEH.

411. SO, LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS AGAIN.

412. AND PLAY LESS DOLLS.

413. HEY, GUYS.

414. NO, WE DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING WITH YOU EVER.

415. WE ARE HAPPY EXACTLY AS WE ARE.

416. RIGHT?

417. YEAH!

418. I WAS JUST GONNA TELL YOU THEY'RE GIVING OUT

419. FREE COOKIE DOUGH SAMPLES IN THE STORE.

420. BUT, FOR YOUR INFORMATION,

421. WE'RE HAPPY EXACTLY AS WE ARE, TOO.

422. YEAH!

423. HELLO?

424. ARE ANY OF MY LOYAL SUBJECTS OUT THERE?

425. I'VE BEEN CAPTURED.

426. HELP!

427. CALL THE ROYAL ARMY!