Lilo & Stitch: The Series 1x15

Directed by Victor Cook

'Weird Al' Yankovic as Singing Minstrel (voice) • Lili Ishida as Yuki (voice) • Kali Whitehurst as Teresa (voice) • Jillian Henry as Elena (voice) • Liliana Mumy as Mertle Edmonds (voice)

The Hula Girls have ditched Mertle for Lilo, and consequently, Lilo neglects Stitch to hang with them at the Kauai Medieval Festival. So, when Experiment #586 is activated, Stitch needs someone to capture it with. And who does he team up with? Mertle. Strangely, Stitch and Mertle are having fun trying to capture the metal eater, but this ends when it storms the Medieval Festival.

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1. TOOKIE BAH WABA!

2. HAO!

3. IKI BAH BAH.

4. HA HA HA.

5. OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

6. I TELL YOU, BRA,

7. I'M GIVING YOU THE KIND DEAL.

8. THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THIS NO MORE.

9. HMM. YOU SURE THE BODY'S IN OK SHAPE?

10. YOU KIDDIN'? ALL-METAL BODY,

11. CHROME TRIM.

12. LIKE TODAY.

13. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW IN HAWAII.

14. IN THE UNIVERSE.

15. YUM!

16. EXCEPT MAYBE HIM.

17. HA HA HA HA!

18. SORRY, BRA. DEAL'S OFF.

19. HEY, GANTU, GROWIN' A GOATEE?

20. NO. I'M SERIOUS.

21. BONE STRUCTURE,

22. VERY SPIFFY.

23. REALLY?

24. SURE. MAY I?

25. THERE. SEE?

26. NOT FUNNY.

27. WHAT? I THINK IT LOOKS NICE.

28. OF THOSE CHINS.

29. HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA!

30. EXPERIMENT 586 ACTIVATED.

31. METAL CONSUMPTION.

32. WITH EVERYTHING IT EATS.

33. JUST LIKE YOU. GRRRR...

34. IS NOT NEARLY LARGE ENOUGH.

35. I'LL HAVE TO PREPARE THE CARGO BAY.

36. COME ON,

37. HI, GUYS.

38. LILO SHOWS UP.

39. "BATTLE OF THE GREEK CITY-STATES"?

40. SPARTANS,

41. AND YOU CAN BE THE DECADENT ATHENIANS.

42. WE'RE BUSY.

43. Radio announcer: STAY TUNED, EVERYONE.

44. WE'LL BE GIVING AWAY

45. TO THIS WEEKEND'S IN JUST A MOMENT.

46. YOU'RE TRYING TO WIN TICKETS TO THE FESTIVAL?

47. NO COMMENT.

48. OH, AND GET LOST.

49. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

50. HMM. IF I HAD THOSE TICKETS,

51. WITH MY FRIENDS.

52. EH EH. ABA YUCHA.

53. HUH?

54. Radio announcer: CALLER NUMBER 12 WILL WIN THE GOLDEN PASS.

55. COME ON, COME ON.

56. CONGRATULATIONS, CALLER 12!

57. WHAT? ALREADY?

58. Lilo on radio: I WON?

59. YES!

60. FESTIVAL!

61. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

62. FOR YOU.

63. NOW WE CAN ALL GO TO THE FESTIVAL.

64. NUH-UH. BETTER TO BE.

65. RIGHT, GIRLS?

66. WELL... NOT REALLY.

67. TO THEIR HOME PAGE,

68. IS WAY COOL!

69. PLUS, WE'RE SICK OF PLAYING DOLLS.

70. REALLY?

71. FINE. WITH THE FREAK,

72. THEN GO. I'M STAYING HERE.

73. OK. OK. OK.

74. HUH?

75. Tour guide: OUT OF THE WINDOW,

76. WILDLIFE.

77. OF IT QUICK.

78. INDUSTRIAL BLIGHT,

79. LIKE THAT SUGAR FACTORY.

80. JUST ATE THE FACTORY.

81. TO GO TO THE FESTIVAL,

82. COSTUMES ARE PERFECT,

83. 'CAUSE WE WERE ALL PRINCESSES.

84. IS GONNA WEAR A COSTUME.

85. HMM.

86. YEAH. WEE-AH!

87. WAH!

88. OH, YEAH.

89. HEH HEH HEH. IT'S FUNNY!

90. WEAR COSTUMES, TOO?

91. TO DRESS UP.

92. SHE'S WORKING RIGHT NOW.

93. I'M SO EXCITED!

94. TO PRIMITIVE EARTH HISTORY.

95. ARE YOU DRESSED YET?

96. DRESSED? YES. HAPPY, NO.

97. CHEER UP.

98. A POWERFUL RULER,

99. BEHEADED.

100. THIS HENRY PERSON.

101. HEH HEH HEH HEH.

102. TO THE FESTIVAL,

103. ON OUR ELIZABETHAN INSULTS.

104. "GET OUT OF MY WAY,

105. YOU GNARLY, TICKLE-BRAINED BARNACLE."

106. NEXT?

107. AHEM. "THOU GAVETH ME THE WRONG CHANGE,

108. THOU SPONGY, BEETLE-HEADED PANTALOON."

109. AT MYRTLE'S HOUSE.

110. YEAH! YEAH!

111. "YEAH."

112. HERE YOU GO.

113. MERRY, I'FAITH,

114. WE HAVE A GOLDEN PASS!

115. HIP, HIP, HUZZAH!

116. WOW!

117. OUR OWN SINGING MINSTREL!

118. COOL! COOL! COOL!

119. WELCOME, YE OF THE GOLDEN PASS.

120. TREMBLE AT MY ARRIVAL.

121. I'M LOVING THIS COSTUME. YEAH, YEAH.

122. CAN'T... BREATHE.

123. BODICE... TOO TIGHT.

124. GADZOOKS!

125. WHAT AN UGLY CHILD!

126. IT'S NOT A CHILD. IT'S MY DOG.

127. AH. I'M SORRY, MILADY.

128. UH, NO DOGS ALLOWEDETH.

129. OH.

130. TO GO IN.

131. HMM. GO.

132. YOU DON'T MIND?

133. NO.

134. THANKS, STITCH.

135. YOU'RE THE BEST.

136. OHH.

137. KITCHA.

138. RAAH! BUHH.

139. WACHO DUKKA BWAO!

140. HEY!

141. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

142. DUMPED YOU?

143. AMA GUNDA.

144. FACE IT. YOU KNEW SHE'D TRADE UP SOMEDAY.

145. HACHUGA NAGA!

146. WHAT WAS THAT?

147. WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

148. UGA TABA!

149. YOU CAN'T JUST

150. OUT THERE!

151. DON'T YOU WANT WITH ME?

152. TO THE SCOTS GUARD'S HAGGIS-EATING CONTEST!

153. STEP RIGHT UP, GOOD MAN. HA HA!

154. MANY A BLADDER.

155. WHERE GOAL IS TO EAT?

156. SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM.

157. THE HOUSE IS FULL!

158. LET'S GET STARTED.

159. ON THY MARK...

160. JUMBA! ISA! ISA!

161. GET SET...

162. NOT NOW, 626.

163. WINNING CONTEST.

164. GO FIND LITTLE GIRL.

165. GO!

166. HUH? AHH...

167. MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN.

168. HUH?

169. HUZZAH! HUZZAH!

170. MY LOYAL SUBJECTS!

171. OH, NO.

172. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.

173. AGAINST THE THRONE,

174. LOOSENING MY BODICE. NEXT THING I KNOW,

175. I'M QUEEN FOR THE DAY!

176. OHH... DRAP!

177. IN A SPACESHIP?

178. OH, YEAH.

179. WOULD'VE EATEN ME.

180. LILO!

181. STITCH?

182. MAKA MAKA! ZAZA!

183. UH...

184. I'M KIND OF BUSY WITH MY FRIENDS RIGHT NOW.

185. ZAZA! RRAOW! RRAOW!

186. ROARR! RRAOW!

187. SOMETHING?

188. NO. HE JUST ACTS WEIRD SOMETIMES.

189. HUH?

190. SO ANYWAY,

191. I WAS IN THE SPACESHIP,

192. THEY'D COOK ME FOR DINNER

193. TO THEIR KING.

194. OHH.

195. NORMAL FRIENDS.

196. WAIT! LET ME COME WITH YOU!

197. AAH!

198. ICHA.

199. LOOK, I CAN'T STAND

200. TO BOSS AROUND.

201. AT THIS POINT, I'LL HANG OUT WITH ANYBODY,

202. EVEN YOU.

203. I WAS HOPING THEY WOULDN'T

204. 'CAUSE I'M ALLERGIC.

205. UNH.

206. SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING?

207. WE'RE NOT HERE BECAUSE OF THAT... THING, ARE WE?

208. EH.

209. I DON'T LIKE THIS ANYMORE.

210. TAKE ME HOME.

211. HEY, COME BACK!

212. HACHUMA.

213. WHAAOW!

214. OHH.

215. I'M NEVER

216. WITH YOU IN CHARGE.

217. IT'S EATING METAL!

218. AND IT'S GROWING!

219. UHH!

220. AAH!

221. HEH HEH. THIS WILL BE THE MOST VALUABLE.

222. NO. IT CAN'T BE.

223. NOT YOU, TROG!

224. HEY, IT'S THAT GUY

225. MY DOG GIGI.

226. EXCEPT HE'S GROWN A DORKY MUSTACHE.

227. MY HANDIWORK.

228. DIFFERENT.

229. YOUR HAIR?

230. THE MONSTER.

231. NO MATTER. I'LL JUST HAVE TO TRY AGAIN.

232. WHOA!

233. OW! UHH!

234. BOY, DID I MAKE

235. WITH YOU.

236. WE'RE DOOMED!

237. NO WORRY. LILO WILL COME.

238. MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!

239. AAH! GO! GO!

240. THAT WAS FUN.

241. FELL ASLEEP.

242. MOVED.

243. YOUR TURTLE'S DEAD.

244. OH, NO.

245. WERE SHOULD WE HIDE?

246. AT THE BLACKSMITH'S.

247. NO, THE DUELING BUCKETS BOOTH.

248. WE DON'T HIDE.

249. TO CATCH THE EXPERIMENT,

250. TO BEAT HIM TO IT.

251. BUT WHY?

252. 'CAUSE WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS,

253. DON'T CHICKEN OUT

254. JUST 'CAUSE THE BAD GUYS

255. ALIEN TECHNOLOGY.

256. MYRTLE WAS RIGHT.

257. YOU REALLY ARE WEIRD.

258. YEAH! YEAH!

259. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

260. WE WERE FRIENDS.

261. SUPPOSED TO DO?

262. ALL RIGHT ALREADY!

263. ROCKA HUA.

264. I SWEAR SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.

265. NEW SHOES?

266. WAIT, I GOT IT.

267. AND RED HIGHLIGHTS.

268. HEY, THAT WAS

269. TO THAT TUBBY GUY.

270. YOU KNOW, THE FACE.

271. REALLY? YOU THINK SO?

272. OH, YEAH.

273. TO BE MEAN TO PEOPLE.

274. IT WAS SPECIAL.

275. I'M GLAD 'CAUSE I WAS AFRAID

276. I WASN'T PUSHING THE ENVELOPE ENOUGH, YOU KNOW?

277. THINKIN' OUTSIDE THE BOX.

278. I HEAR YA.

279. HEY, I GOT A PRANK

280. I'M WORKIN' ON RIGHT NOW.

281. YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK? I MEAN, IF YOU GOT TIME.

282. I'VE GOT NOTHING BUT TIME.

283. HEH HEH HEH. OH, RIGHT.

284. IT'S IN THE OTHER ROOM.

285. I CALL IT "ANTS IN GANTU'S PANTS."

286. HEH HEH HEH. THAT'S FIGURATIVE, BY THE WAY.

287. HEY!

288. THAT WAS SO EASY, IT WAS SAD.

289. COMPUTER, TRACTOR BEAM.

290. COME TO PAPA, ABOMINATION.

291. Computer voice: WARNING.

292. HAVE BEEN UNLOCKED.

293. WHAT? WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON 625...

294. HUH?

295. YECCH! I CAN'T SEE!

296. Computer voice: WARNING.

297. POULTRY PROJECTILES.

298. IN 10 SECONDS.

299. 9, 8...

300. TAKE THAT, YOU CLOUDY, TICKLE-BRAINED BARNACLE!

301. UH-OH. AAH!

302. OHH! OH!

303. AAAH!

304. NOT TO WORRY, PEASANTS.

305. AS YOUR SOVEREIGN,

306. ABOUT ALL THIS WRETCHED MUD.

307. AAH!

308. WAAH!

309. AAAAH!

310. OW!

311. MY REALM IS UNDER ATTACK!

312. PLEAKLEY!

313. AN EXPERIMENT, BUT—

314. CELTS! INVADERS!

315. ARMADA!

316. COUNCIL?

317. UH-OH.

318. JUST... HIDE IN HERE!

319. THIS WASN'T THE KIND OF PRIVY I HAD IN MIND.

320. STITCH! OVER HERE!

321. LILO!

322. AAAH!

323. OH, NO!

324. IT'S GONNA EAT US!

325. AAAAAH!

326. HMM? AAH!

327. I HAVE TO HELP STITCH.

328. WITH IT!

329. HUH! UHH! AH!

330. OHH.

331. OHH...

332. HEH HEH. YEAH.

333. YOU WON'T GET AWAY. I'M MUCH BIGGER THAN—

334. UHH!

335. UH, EXCUSE ME. THROUGH HERE.

336. A VOLUNTEER. WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?

337. RUN THROUGH?

338. LET US HELP YOU.

339. HUP, HUP, HUP!

340. HE DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE.

341. HA HA HA HA!

342. THANKS, GUYS.

343. MAYA JAJA!

344. AAAAH!

345. HEY!

346. HUH?

347. OH. UHH.

348. CHUTABA! CHUTABA!

349. CHUTABA!

350. HUZZAH.

351. OW! UHH!

352. NO!

353. REALLY, I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT APPOINTMENT.

354. I'M IN A HURRY!

355. AH HA HA HA HA!

356. IN A HURRY, YOU SAY?

357. THEN WE'D BEST QUICKEN THE PACE, MY FRIEND.

358. A DEAL WITH GANTU.

359. WHAT SORT OF DEAL?

360. I'LL LET YOU GO IF...

361. AWAY FROM STITCH.

362. OH, I SEE.

363. FINALLY THERE'S SOMETHING THAT'S TOO MUCH OF

364. EVEN FOR THE TROG.

365. OR WHAT?

366. PTOO!

367. WAAAAH!

368. WAIT!

369. STITCH, IT'S OK.

370. I LET THE EXPERIMENT GO.

371. HUH?

372. MY BEST FRIEND.

373. STITCH...

374. I'M REALLY SORRY I DIDN'T TREAT YOU RIGHT.

375. 'CAUSE I WANTED THE GIRLS TO LIKE ME.

376. BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR NEGLECTING YOU.

377. IT'S OK.

378. MYRTLE?

379. MY FRIENDS! YOU'VE COME BACK!

380. HERE'S THE THING—

381. WITH LILO,

382. AND IT DIDN'T EXACTLY WORK OUT, SO...

383. OF GOING BACK TO YOU,

384. ALL THE TIME.

385. OH, REALLY?

386. TAKE YOU BACK?

387. I HAD A LOT OF FUN WITHOUT YOU.

388. I CHASED A MONSTER,

389. A GIGANTIC SPACESHIP,

390. A BAD IDEA.

391. YEAH.

392. HAS MADE HER WEIRD.

393. UH, JUST KIDDING! HEH HEH.

394. SO, LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS AGAIN.

395. AND PLAY LESS DOLLS.

396. HEY, GUYS.

397. NO, WE DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING WITH YOU EVER.

398. EXACTLY AS WE ARE.

399. RIGHT?

400. YEAH!

401. THEY'RE GIVING OUT

402. IN THE STORE.

403. BUT, FOR YOUR INFORMATION,

404. WE'RE HAPPY EXACTLY AS WE ARE, TOO.

405. YEAH!

406. HELLO?

407. OUT THERE?

408. I'VE BEEN CAPTURED.

409. HELP!

410. CALL THE ROYAL ARMY!