Lilo & Stitch: The Series 1x14

Directed by Don MacKinnon

Dee Bradley Baker as David Kawena (voice) • Scott Thompson as Mrs. Pleakley (voice) • Dave Foley as Priest (voice) • Bruce McCulloch as Pixley Pleakley (voice) • Mark McKinney as Bertley Pleakley (voice)

Pleakley's mother is badgering him about finding a wife, and has even found a perfect candidate on his home planet, so Lilo comes up with an idea: To tell his mom he is already engaged to a human. But Pleakley's family turn up on Earth, so Pleakley must put on a fake wedding, passing Nani as his bride-to-be. But Experiment #032 has turned up, Fibber, and will beep whenever someone is lying. So, as Pleakley tries to plan his fake wedding, Lilo and Stitch have to prevent Fibber from giving away the game.

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1. TOOKIE BAH WABA!

2. HAO!

3. IKI BAH BAH.

4. HA HA HA.

5. HA HA HA!

6. OOOCHA! CHI-KA!

7. AAH!

8. PLEAKLEY, WE GOT ONE!

9. UHH. UHH!

10. AND YOU BROUGHT IT HOME.

11. LOVELY.

12. WHAT DOES THIS LITTLE MONSTER DO?

13. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT.

14. MEEGA NAGA GATI!

15. NO WAY.

16. I CAN FIGURE IT OUT BEFORE YOU.

17. AAH!

18. HMM.

19. NO. NO.

20. COOL.

21. BUT NO.

22. I GOT IT!

23. IT—

24. EXPERIMENT 032.

25. YEAH.

26. I KNEW WHICH EXPERIMENT IT WAS ALL ALONG.

27. HEH HEH.

28. 032 SAYS YOU ARE TELLING FIB.

29. HOW DOES HE KNOW?

30. IS LIE DETECTOR EXPERIMENT.

31. THE MORE YOU LIE,

32. THE MORE HE BEEPS.

33. FORCES PEOPLE TO TELL THE TRUTH,

34. RESULTING IN COMPLETE CHAOS.

35. IS GENIUS, NO? HEH HEH.

36. HOW COULD THE TRUTH CAUSE CHAOS?

37. AH, SOCIETY IS LIKE CLOTH,

38. AND LIES ARE THE THREAD

39. WHICH ARE HOLDING IT TOGETHER.

40. PULL THREAD,

41. CIVILIZATION UNRAVELS.

42. HEH HEH!

43. HUMANS CANNOT SURVIVE

44. TELLING TRUTH ALL THE TIME.

45. I'M GONNA NAME YOU FIBBER.

46. UNTIL WE FIND A NEW HOME FOR YOU,

47. YOU CAN STAY WITH ME IN MY HOUSE.

48. LILO!

49. DID YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM?

50. YES.

51. HA HA! AJIBBA.

52. HA HA HA!

53. STITCH'S BED.

54. THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL STAY.

55. HE'S THE ONE THAT CAUGHT YOU, ANYWAYS.

56. AND KEEP HIM OUT OF THE WAY.

57. WE DON'T WANT

58. THE T-SHIRT OF CIVILIZATION

59. TO COME APART.

60. 625: UH-HUH, UH-HUH. THAT'S RIGHT.

61. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.

62. WHOO! OH—

63. WHERE'S GANTU?

64. HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A SPA WEEKEND.

65. OH, YEAH. MM-HMM...

66. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

67. YOU TELL THAT FLAPPING FISH FACE

68. HE DOESN'T GET A VACATION

69. UNTIL HE CATCHES ALL THE EXPERIMENTS!

70. WHAT? SUDDENLY, I'M HIS SECRETARY?

71. AAH!

72. YEAH! HA HA!

73. PLEAKLEY!

74. YOUR PHONE IS RINGING.

75. EH, IT'S HIS MOTHER.

76. ALWAYS CALLING, NIGHT AND DAY,

77. TELLING HIM TO FIND A WIFE.

78. A WIFE?

79. LIKE A LADY TO MARRY?

80. NO!

81. NO! NO! THERE WILL BE NO WIFE,

82. NO LADY,

83. AND NO MARRY!

84. MY EARTH STUDIES ARE MY LIFE.

85. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A RELATIONSHIP.

86. HELLO?

87. Lilo, no!

88. HANG UP.

89. HELLO? PLEAKLEY?

90. IS THAT YOU?

91. MOTHER?

92. PLEAKLEY! AW!

93. YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU?

94. NO, I DON'T.

95. YOU SEE, I LOST MY PHONE IN THE OCEAN.

96. SO TELL ME, SON,

97. HAVE YOU FOUND A NICE GIRL TO MARRY YET?

98. I'M WORKING ON IT.

99. UGH.

100. WELL, YOU CAN STOP LOOKING

101. BECAUSE I FOUND ONE FOR YOU.

102. TA-DA!

103. SHE IS BREATHTAKING, ISN'T SHE?

104. NOW, HER PARENTS ARE ARRANGING

105. A BIG, FANCY WEDDING AS WE SPEAK.

106. W-W-W-WEDDING?

107. I KNEW YOU WOULD BE THRILLED!

108. PACK YOUR THINGS.

109. A LIMO CRAFT IS ON ITS WAY TO BRING YOU BACK HOME

110. TO MEET YOUR NEW BRIDE. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

111. WAIT! I AM NOT THRILLED.

112. I AM THE OPPOSITE OF THRILLED.

113. I'M UNTHRILLED.

114. I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED!

115. HOW LONG WILL YOU BE GONE?

116. OH, NOT VERY LONG.

117. JUST... FOREVER!

118. BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE.

119. WE'RE YOUROHANA.

120. OHANA MEANS "FAMILY."

121. AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE MY FAMILY.

122. I'LL MISS THIS BEAUTIFUL PLANET,

123. THE SMOOTHIE BARS,

124. THE 2-EYED PEOPLE,

125. THE MOSQUITOES.

126. SO DO NOT GO.

127. TELL MOTHER YOU REFUSE

128. TO MARRY UGLY WIFE LADY.

129. AND DISGRACE MY FAMILY'S GOOD NAME?

130. WHERE I COME FROM,

131. WHEN YOUR PARENTS CHOOSE YOUR UGLY SPOUSE,

132. YOU MUST HONOR THEIR DECISION.

133. HEY!

134. WHAT IF YOU TOLD YOUR MOM

135. THAT YOU ALREADY HAD A WOMAN TO MARRY?

136. I CAN'T LIE TO MY OWN MOTHER!

137. OH, NONSENSE.

138. LIES ARE HOLDING CIVILIZATION TOGETHER.

139. YES. I'M ENGAGED.

140. ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?

141. WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN?

142. WELL, JUST A FEW HOURS AGO.

143. YEAH! A FEW HOURS AGO. I'VE BEEN—

144. JUST SO BUSY WITH GETTING ENGAGED

145. THAT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.

146. NICE GIRL? OF COURSE SHE'S A NICE GIRL.

147. COOK? SHE'S A... PROFESSIONAL CHEF.

148. KEEP HIM QUIET.

149. YES, I'M AFRAID YOU WILL HAVE TO

150. CALL OFF THAT BIG, FANCY WEDDING,

151. 'CAUSE I'M GETTING MARRIED ON SUNDAY.

152. WHAT'S THAT CRAZY BEEPING?

153. UH... IT'S THE DOORBELL.

154. YES. IT'S THE DOORBELL.

155. WEDDING PLANNER'S HERE. GOT TO GO.

156. WHEW.

157. WELL? SHE BOUGHT IT.

158. SHE ACTUALLY BOUGHT IT.

159. THIS LYING THING IS WORKING OUT REALLY WELL.

160. HMM. WHO COULD THAT BE?

161. OH, IT'S THAT LIMO CRAFT

162. MOTHER SENT TO PICK ME UP.

163. YOU KNOW, BEFORE I TOLD HER I WAS ENGAGED.

164. HA HA HA!

165. BOY, DID I PULL THE WOOL

166. OVER MOM'S EYE.

167. SHE IS SO... HERE!

168. WE HOPPED A WORM HOLE

169. AS SOON AS WE FOUND OUT.

170. I—I—I—

171. WHAT? DID YOU THINK YOUR OWN FAMILY

172. WOULD MISS YOUR WEDDING?

173. COME HERE. GIVE MAMA A HUG.

174. OHH.

175. MOTHER, PIXLEY, BERTLEY.

176. WHAT A WONDERFUL SURPRISE.

177. OHH.

178. YOU ACTUALLY LIVE IN THIS HOVEL?

179. IT'S A HOME.

180. OH. HOW RUDE OF ME

181. NOT TO INTRODUCE YOU ALL.

182. THIS IS LILO AND HER MONSTER DOG THING.

183. ALOHA!

184. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

185. PLEAKLEY!

186. ARE YOU WEARING FEMALE EARTH CLOTHES?

187. NO.

188. WELL, YES.

189. I MEAN, IT'S STRICTLY A DISGUISE

190. FOR AN IMPORTANT MILITARY MISSION,

191. AND IT HIGHLIGHTS MY WASHBOARD ABS.

192. SO,

193. WHERE'S MY FUTURE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW?

194. I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HER.

195. DAUGHTER-IN-LAW. RIGHT.

196. WELL, YOU SEE, SHE'S, UH—

197. LILO, WHO'S THAT AT THE DOOR?

198. SHE'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

199. ARE YOULOLO?

200. BUT OTHERWISE, I'LL LOSE ONE OF MY ALIEN BABY-SITTERS.

201. YOU'LL STILL HAVE YOUR UNCLE JUMBA.

202. I'M NOT GONNA BE

203. PLEAKLEY'S FIANCÉE!

204. OK, I UNDERSTAND.

205. BESIDES, JUMBA IS PERFECTLY QUALIFIED

206. TO BE MY BABY-SITTER.

207. JUMBA!

208. CAN I PLAY WITH THE CHAIN SAW?

209. OF COURSE.

210. BUT TRY NOT TO LOSE FINGER.

211. IS MESSY.

212. ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT.

213. I'LL DO IT.

214. THANKS, NANI.

215. I'LL NEVER BE BAD AGAIN.

216. WELL—

217. LOOKS LIKE IT'S READY.

218. VOLCANO SURPRISE.

219. HEH HEH.

220. AHH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE MY SON

221. FINALLY GETTING MARRIED.

222. SO, WENDY TELLS US YOU'RE—

223. WENDY? WENDY?

224. MY BROTHER, YOUR FIANCÉ,

225. THE ONE-EYED WONDER SITTING NEXT TO YOU.

226. HIS NAME'S WENDY?

227. YOU'RE MARRYING HIM,

228. AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME?

229. OH, WELL, I ALWAYS JUST CALL HIM HONEYKINS.

230. UHH!

231. AHH, HE WAS ALWAYS EMBARRASSED

232. BY HIS NAME.

233. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY.

234. IT MEANS "BRAVE WARRIOR" IN PLORGANAR. STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

235. OH, HOW I WANTED THAT NAME.

236. MAYBE HE WAS EMBARRASSED BY IT

237. BECAUSE HE COULDN'T LIVE UP TO IT.

238. I MEAN, LOOK AT HIS CAREER.

239. EXCUSE ME, BUT BEING AN EARTH EXPERT

240. IS HIGHLY RESPECTABLE.

241. I'M THE C.E.O.

242. OF A MEDIUM-SIZED GALAXY.

243. I HAVE A BATHROOM IN MY OFFICE.

244. YOU SHARE A BUNK BED WITH AN EVIL SCIENTIST.

245. DO THE MATH, BROTHER.

246. OK, OK. PICK ON WENDY TIME IS OVER.

247. LET'S TALK ABOUT THE WEDDING.

248. NOW, HOW MANY GUESTS ARE YOU HAVING?

249. GUESTS? OH, LET'S SEE. ABOUT—

250. NONE.

251. THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED AT CITY HALL.

252. UHH. UHH!

253. THAT'S CRAZY TALK!

254. NO SON OF MINE IS SWEARING

255. HIS ETERNAL INTERGALACTICALLY BINDING VOWS

256. WITHOUT A DECENT WEDDING.

257. ETERNAL BINDING VOWS?

258. HELLO. WENDY'S HOVEL.

259. ALOHA.

260. WHO IS THIS?

261. THIS IS PIXLEY PLEAKLEY,

262. Ph.D. AND C.E.O. OF THE GLORKNOT GALAXY.

263. WHO'S THIS?

264. THIS IS DAVID,

265. SURFER AND NANI'S BOYFRIEND.

266. BOYFRIEND?

267. APPARENTLY, NANI DIDN'T TELL YOU SHE'S ENGAGED.

268. SHE'S WHAT?

269. ENGAGED, AS IN "ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED."

270. ARE ALL YOU EARTH PEOPLE THIS DENSE?

271. NANI'S GETTING MARRIED?

272. OH, IF ONLY GRANDMA PLEAKLEY

273. COULD SEE YOU IN HER WEDDING DRESS.

274. UM, YOU KNOW,

275. I DON'T THINK WE'LL BE ABLE

276. TO DO THIS WHOLE WEDDING THING.

277. WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYONE TO MARRY US.

278. THERE, THERE.

279. NOT TO WORRY.

280. I FOUND YOU A MINISTER.

281. HE WAS ORDAINED

282. AT THE HAPPY SLOTS CHAPEL

283. IN A PLACE CALLED LAS VEGAS.

284. I THINK THE VEIL

285. HIDES A MULTITUDE OF FLAWS, DEAR.

286. LILO!

287. UHH! OW!

288. LILO!

289. THIS—HAS—GONE— WAY TOO FAR!

290. I'M NOT GOING TO MARRY PLEAKLEY!

291. BUT IT'S JUST PRETEND,

292. LIKE WHEN I MARRIED THE RAT

293. THAT LIVES IN THE GARAGE.

294. HIS MOTHER ORDERED A REAL MINISTER!

295. YOU CAN'T BACK OUT NOW.

296. WATCH ME.

297. NOW WHAT DO I DO?

298. LITTLE GIRL,

299. DID YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH THIS?

300. I'M HOME. WHAT?

301. MY SHIP!

302. THE PAR-TAY IS OVER.

303. HOW LONG HAS THE CONTAINER COMPUTER BEEN BEEPING?

304. EVER SINCE YOU LEFT,

305. AND BOY, IS IT IRRITATING.

306. I JUST DROWNED IT OUT WITHELECTRO DANCE PARTY 4.

307. WARNING.

308. EXPERIMENT 032 ACTIVATED.

309. OH, HAMSTAVIEL'S GOING TO PUMMEL ME.

310. OH, THAT REMINDS ME.

311. THE RAT FACE CALLED, BUT NOT TO WORRY.

312. I HUNG UP ON HIM

313. BEFORE HE DESCRIBED HOW HE WAS GONNA PUMMEL YOU.

314. HA HA HA.

315. WHEN I GET BACK, I'M PUMMELING YOU!

316. WHOO. OH, EASY. WHOA.

317. OH, TOO LATE THERE, COD BOY.

318. YOUR BREATH BEAT YOU TO IT.

319. WHOA!

320. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!

321. WHERE IS NANI?

322. THINGS JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT.

323. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.

324. THIS ONE HAS EVEN MORE EYES THAN THE LAST ONE.

325. MOTHER?

326. SO LONG AS HE MARRIES SOMEONE. CONTINUE.

327. WELL, DEARLY BELOVED,

328. HERE WE ARE, GATHERED,

329. TO WITNESS THE E'ERLASTING UNION

330. OF WENDY AND, UH...

331. JUMBINA.

332. HE ESCAPED.

333. HA CHUTA.

334. WENDY, IT'S VOW TIME.

335. LAY 'EM ON US, BABE.

336. HA HA HA!

337. AHEM!

338. DEAREST, THE DAY WE MET,

339. I COULDN'T TAKE MY EYE OFF YOU.

340. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THAT INCESSANT BEEPING?

341. HMM.

342. WELL, THEN, LOOKS LIKE WE HAVEALL THE RINGS HERE TODAY...

343. THE WEDDING RING, THE SUFFER-RING,

344. AND THE TORTURE RING!

345. HA HA HA HA HA!

346. OH, WHAT A JOYOUS DAY.

347. BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME

348. AS SOLE OWNER AND PROPRIETOR OF HAPPY SLOTS CHAPEL,

349. I KNOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND...

350. NANI!

351. NANI, YOU CAN'T—

352. YOU ARE INTERRUPTING CLIMAX OF EARTH CEREMONY, SURF BOY.

353. I CAN'T WHAT, DAVID?

354. OH?

355. NANI.

356. HI.

357. I—

358. LET ME GUESS.

359. ANOTHER EX-BOYFRIEND?

360. AAH!

361. GIVE ME THE ABOMINATION AND NO ONE GETS HURT.

362. THIS IS A PRIVATE WEDDING.

363. DO YOU HAVE AN INVITATION?

364. WEDDING?

365. IS THERE CAKE? OW!

366. HA HA HA HA HA HA!

367. TROG, I'LL DESTROY YOU!

368. YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER!

369. NOT UNTIL SHE TELLS ME

370. WHERE THE ABOMINATION IS.

371. WE DON'T HAVE IT!

372. WHAT WAS THAT?

373. NOTHING.

374. FIBBER!

375. AHA!

376. THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

377. NO!

378. AAH! LILO!

379. YAI!

380. FIBBER!

381. HEH HEH HEH!

382. I KNEW BIG BELLY WOULD BE COMING IN HANDY SOME DAY.

383. HA HA HA HA!

384. YOU WON'T STOP ME, TROG!

385. I WILL GET THAT LIE-DETECTOR!

386. A LIE-DETECTOR?

387. A LIE-DETECTOR?

388. YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE THING HAS BEEN A GREAT BIG LIE?

389. THE FIANCÉ, THE WEDDING, EVERYTHING?

390. WELL, NOT EVERYTHING.

391. EXACTLY.

392. YES.

393. WE TRAVELED 2 MILLION MILES FOR NOTHING?

394. I LOST 2 DAYS OF MY IMPORTANT WORK FOR THIS.

395. YOU ARE NOT FIT TO WEAR THE NAME WENDY!

396. I HATE YOU.

397. HEY! FIBBER'S BEEN BEEPING.

398. ALL THAT MEAN STUFF YOUR FAMILY JUST YELLED AT YOU

399. MUST NOT BE HOW THEY REALLY FEEL.

400. IT—IT WASN'T?

401. WHY ELSE WOULD FIBBER HAVE BEEN BEEPING?

402. SO BERTLEY DOESN'T HATE ME.

403. NO.

404. I DON'T HATE YOU.

405. I NEVER DID. I WAS JUST...

406. JEALOUS!

407. I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU.

408. YOU'RE TALL, YOU'RE HANDSOME,

409. YOU'RE A BABE MAGNET.

410. HE DIDN'T BEEP!

411. IT MUST BE TRUE!

412. I'M A BABE MAGNET.

413. AND YOU'RE CREATIVE, TOO.

414. I FELT INFERIOR TO YOU MY WHOLE LIFE.

415. BUT YOU'RE THE C.E.O. OF A GALAXY!

416. I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE BETTER THAN YOU.

417. AND WHAT DID IT GET ME?

418. A HIGH-POWERED CAREER, A CUSTOM SHOE CLOSET,

419. AND BONE-SEARING LONELINESS!

420. YOUR SHOES HAVE THEIR OWN CLOSET?

421. IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

422. I PUSHED YOU ALL TOO HARD!

423. I JUST WANTED MY CHILDREN TO BE HAPPY!

424. BUT, MOM, IAM HAPPY!

425. NO, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

426. HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPY?

427. YOU'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED.

428. I DON'T WANT TO BE MARRIED, MOTHER.

429. I'M HAPPY JUST AS I AM.

430. THEN CAN I MARRY NANI?

431. NO! NO! STYLE cue(. speaker) cue(. speakerTop)

432. OH.

433. YOU KNOW,

434. I'M EVEN HAPPIER NOW THAT I KNOW

435. THAT YOU ALL REALLY LOVE ME!

436. YOU DO, RIGHT?

437. WELL...

438. WELL, YOU'RE NOT PERFECT.

439. PERFECT?

440. TRY LIVING WITH A SISTER

441. WHO POURS GRAPE JELLY IN YOUR SOCKS.

442. OR A SISTER WHO HOGS THE BATHROOM FOR HOURS!

443. BUT NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE ANNOY EACH OTHER,

444. WE'RE STILLOHANA.

445. AND WE LOVE OUROHANA...

446. JUST THE WAY WE ARE.

447. AH HA HA HA!

448. SEE? THE T-SHIRT OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION IS MADE OF LOVE...

449. NOT LIES.

450. I HATE TO INTERRUPT THE LOVEFEST,

451. BUT, UH, WHO'S DROPPIN' THE CHA-CHING?

452. HAVE A SAFE TRIP, EVERYONE!

453. GOOD-BYE!

454. BYE, SON!

455. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!

456. TRY WEARING MEN'S CLOTHES MORE OFTEN.

457. OH, DON'T WORRY, I WILL!

458. OK. BYE-YEE!

459. NOW WE JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH FIBBER.

460. I SAID I'D BE BACK.

461. OH, NO!

462. COME ON. HOP INTO OUR SHIP!

463. WE CAN STILL CATCH HIM!

464. WE'LL CATCH HIM ANOTHER DAY.

465. FOR NOW, LET HIM STAY WITH GANTU.

466. HE COULD USE A LITTLE CHAOS.

467. NO, NO, NO. I WASN'T ON VACATION.

468. IT WAS AN EDUCATIONAL CONFERENCE.

469. YOU LYING LUMP OF LUBBER!

470. YOU'RE ON PROBATION!

471. OHH!

472. YOU KNOW, FIB,

473. I THINK THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.