1. You were havin' breakfast
with your pals the other day.Copy !req
2. Fuck were youse
drunk last night.Copy !req
3. You know, I can't stand it
when you guys get really,Copy !req
4. really, really drunk.Copy !req
5. - Wasn't s'bad.
- It was s'goddamn bad.Copy !req
6. You get super annoyingCopy !req
7. when you're really,
really, really drunk.Copy !req
8. Right, scary Dary?Copy !req
9. Please leave me alone.Copy !req
10. Pushing your nipples
against everyone all night?Copy !req
11. And what about you,
madman Dan?Copy !req
12. Or should I say,
Legend of the Wind?Copy !req
13. It's Squirrelly Dan,
Miss Katy.Copy !req
14. Challenging everyone
to a foot race?Copy !req
15. Get real.Copy !req
16. Please stop shouting
at me, Miss Katy.Copy !req
17. And let's not skim
over Wayne the Pain.Copy !req
18. Mind your
own beeswax, Katy.Copy !req
19. You have the most
annoying fuckin' laughCopy !req
20. on planet fuckin' Earth,Copy !req
21. when you get really,
really, really, drunk.Copy !req
22. Clean it up!Copy !req
23. There's a new addition to
the Squirrelly Dan fam-damly.Copy !req
24. I've seen that
in the paper.Copy !req
25. What's the scoop there,
big shooter?Copy !req
26. Well, Samuel's...Copy !req
27. - I fuckin' hate Samuel.
- He's a Big Brother's now.Copy !req
28. Oh, I fuckin' hate
Samuel so much.Copy !req
29. Well, that's interesting,
maybe make SamuelCopy !req
30. straighten up,
fly right there.Copy !req
31. That's what I said.Copy !req
32. Youse did pot today,
didn't ya's.Copy !req
33. No.Copy !req
34. 'Cause youse are talkin'
like youse did pot.Copy !req
35. - Why?
- Because that logicCopy !req
36. is Titanic on the
ocean floor busted.Copy !req
37. Why?Copy !req
38. Well, it's like when
a celebrity gets allCopy !req
39. fucked up on snooters
and such.Copy !req
40. They think that the solution
to sortin' themselves outCopy !req
41. is to get a puppy.Copy !req
42. What's wrong
with a puppy?Copy !req
43. Well, I'm just sayin', doesn't
it seem more appropriateCopy !req
44. to sort yourself out before
bringing a beating heartCopy !req
45. into your own home,
rather than relying onCopy !req
46. that beating heart
to sort yourself out?Copy !req
47. Snooters and such.Copy !req
48. Uh, hmm, I had my go
with snooters and such.Copy !req
49. Small town spawn
snooters and such.Copy !req
50. Degens do
snooters and such.Copy !req
51. - Over and out.
- I'd have to agree.Copy !req
52. I think it's differents
for Samuel's,Copy !req
53. he's just a six-years-old
with a penchants for mischief.Copy !req
54. Someone needs to hit that kid.Copy !req
55. I thinks for a six-years-old
introducing a little brother'sCopy !req
56. into the mix might just be
what he needs to inspires himCopy !req
57. to sort's himself out.Copy !req
58. I have to agree.Copy !req
59. It's like Samuel who's
introducing a little brotherCopy !req
60. to himself to sort
himself out.Copy !req
61. It's different than
like a celebrityCopy !req
62. introducing a puppyCopy !req
63. to sort himself out
after snooters and such.Copy !req
64. And my cousin says
the baby is very smart.Copy !req
65. - Pump the brakes?
- I'll soft pump.Copy !req
66. What's the stupidest thing
you ever heard in your life?Copy !req
67. I would like to say, but
it's impolite to talk politicsCopy !req
68. at the breakfast table.Copy !req
69. I'd also likes to say but it's
impolite to talk religionsCopy !req
70. at the breakfast table.Copy !req
71. Well, mine is neither politics
or religion so I will say,Copy !req
72. the stupidest thing
I ever heard in my life,Copy !req
73. is that a baby is smart.Copy !req
74. Well, hold your horses
there, big shoots.Copy !req
75. My Aunt Nancy works
at the nursery downCopy !req
76. at the hospitals and she saysCopy !req
77. I was the smartest baby
she ever did see.Copy !req
78. Your Aunt Nancy said thatCopy !req
79. I was destined
for constant confusion.Copy !req
80. Are you saying my Aunt NancyCopy !req
81. is stupids for saying
such things?Copy !req
82. I love your Aunt Nancy.Copy !req
83. I owe her a great deal forCopy !req
84. my personal growth
as a young man.Copy !req
85. I even call her my Aunt Nancy.Copy !req
86. Please tell her I said hello.Copy !req
87. I will, good friend.Copy !req
88. But what, see-suckin',
so to speak,Copy !req
89. makes a baby smart?Copy !req
90. Well, she says I was alwaysCopy !req
91. reachin' out for things
in my surroundings.Copy !req
92. And that made you
a smart baby?Copy !req
93. - Allegedly's.
- Okay, Dan.Copy !req
94. Okay, okay, Dan.Copy !req
95. Okay, hold your thumb out.Copy !req
96. I'm gonna be a baby.Copy !req
97. Ehya.Copy !req
98. Now what about that suggests
I ought to be buildin'Copy !req
99. rocket ships for NASA
in outer space?Copy !req
100. Your Aunt Nancy said thatCopy !req
101. a baby who shows
signs of excitementCopy !req
102. before it's able to verballyCopy !req
103. communicate is a sign
of intelligence.Copy !req
104. Aunt Nancy said
signs of stimulation.Copy !req
105. Well, 'cause that means that
they're already gettingCopy !req
106. excited about
their surroundings.Copy !req
107. A baby is stimulated
by their surroundings.Copy !req
108. Okay, Dary, okay.Copy !req
109. Okay, Dary, yeah, okay.Copy !req
110. Go wide-eyed stick
your tongue out.Copy !req
111. I'm gonna be a baby, okay?Copy !req
112. I'm gonna show you signs of
excitement slash stimulation.Copy !req
113. No but, Dary, like...Copy !req
114. Like make the sound like
you're doing it to a baby.Copy !req
115. Ehya.Copy !req
116. Now what about that suggestsCopy !req
117. that I ought to be navigating
unchartered neurologicalCopy !req
118. pathways in the brain?Copy !req
119. I expose nothin'.Copy !req
120. Yeah, realistically.Copy !req
121. Furthermore, in the midst of
excitement slash stimulation,Copy !req
122. that razor sharp
baby is likelyCopy !req
123. to drop a shit in its pants.Copy !req
124. Unable to control its
own bodily functionsCopy !req
125. but smart as a whip, Dan.Copy !req
126. Imaginable's, but I wouldn't
say likely's.Copy !req
127. Hmm, it's possible.Copy !req
128. Okay, Dan, okay.Copy !req
129. Okay, Dary, Dary, okay.
Dan, hold your thumb out.Copy !req
130. Dary, go wide-eyed,
stick your tongue out,Copy !req
131. and coo like you're
doing it to a baby.Copy !req
132. I'm gonna be a baby, okay?Copy !req
133. Clean it up!Copy !req
134. You suppose you could make
the same argument for a dog,Copy !req
135. but at least you don't have
to wipe a dog's poopy bum,Copy !req
136. do you?Copy !req
137. What is this
butt-fuckery?Copy !req
138. Had a rowdy crowd
in last night, boys.Copy !req
139. Where the fuck from?Copy !req
140. Up country.Copy !req
141. Degens.Copy !req
142. Fuck!Copy !req
143. In degens.Copy !req
144. Offered 'em sex
in exchange for peace.Copy !req
145. No takers, so it's safe
to say they were gay degens.Copy !req
146. Well, we'll just let you runs
with that there, Gailer.Copy !req
147. Look, we've all had a run-in
with degens from up country.Copy !req
148. But we figured out a solution.Copy !req
149. All you have to doCopy !req
150. is employ the Ginger and
Boots to be your bouncers.Copy !req
151. Degens won't wanna
a whiff of this place.Copy !req
152. Choice idea, Daryl.Copy !req
153. Also go ahead and change
the name of my barCopy !req
154. from MoDean's 2 to Ostrich
Fuckers while I'm at it.Copy !req
155. Crazier things have happened.Copy !req
156. Besides I'm bringin'
in my own bouncer.Copy !req
157. Oh, is he single?Copy !req
158. You've had a busy
winter, Miss Katy.Copy !req
159. Get after it.Copy !req
160. - Who's that?
- My cousin Bradley.Copy !req
161. Ah, Bradley!Copy !req
162. I fuckin' love Bradley.Copy !req
163. I love Bradley so much!Copy !req
164. I'm one, I'd go as far as
to say I love him, too.Copy !req
165. I love his pecs.Copy !req
166. Nobody loves Bradley
more than Rosie.Copy !req
167. Like, I'm not really one for,
like, being touchedCopy !req
168. or anything like that,
but then like,Copy !req
169. he'll be huggin' you
and her huggin' me,Copy !req
170. it'll be like a little
bit different. Like...Copy !req
171. Well, like it's okay.Copy !req
172. I'm his
second-favorite cousin.Copy !req
173. He's always saying,
"God bless you."Copy !req
174. And, you know, I'm not
really a religious guy's,Copy !req
175. but when he says it
you feel good, like...Copy !req
176. Like I can feel the warmth.Copy !req
177. Rosie's his favorite cousin.Copy !req
178. And he does the best
impersonations, too.Copy !req
179. Like so many of 'em.Copy !req
180. Like he could do
it professionally.Copy !req
181. He could do me professionally.Copy !req
182. Hey, can't forget
about the low-bones.Copy !req
183. Oh, youse can's never forget's
about the low-bones.Copy !req
184. I hope this is
what I think it is.Copy !req
185. What's low-bones?Copy !req
186. Well, low-bones is basicallyCopy !req
187. like if somebody's
saying something,Copy !req
188. and you agree with them,Copy !req
189. that means give
them low-bones.Copy !req
190. You can also use low-bones
to say hellos or good-byes.Copy !req
191. Do you wanna know what?
Here's what low-bones is,Copy !req
192. I can tell you
what low-bones is.Copy !req
193. Low-bones is when you hold
your knuckles below your waistCopy !req
194. like this and bang knuckles
with somebody.Copy !req
195. Except don't look the person
in the eye or in the knucklesCopy !req
196. when you bang knuckles
with them.Copy !req
197. Almost like you
don't give a care.Copy !req
198. And then you say somethin'
positive under your breathCopy !req
199. upon bangin' of the knuckles.Copy !req
200. Like, uh,
"Hell yeah, fuck it."Copy !req
201. Or, uh...Copy !req
202. "Yeah, man, you rock."Copy !req
203. Like, everybody get in
here for a second.Copy !req
204. Just pretend, like, I just got
here and I'm gonna show youCopy !req
205. what low-bones are.Copy !req
206. Hey, everyone,
I just got here.Copy !req
207. - You rock.
- Fuck yeah.Copy !req
208. Yeah, but 'cept you gottaCopy !req
209. say it more under
your breath than that.Copy !req
210. Like, everybody get in here,
pretend like I'm leaving.Copy !req
211. Okay, guys,
I'm gonna leave now.Copy !req
212. Something about the best
part about Bradley is...Copy !req
213. But we all know what the
best part about Bradley is.Copy !req
214. Bradley is a fuckin' killer.Copy !req
215. Oh, like, Bradley
will fuckin' kill you.Copy !req
216. Like, Bradley knows his waysCopy !req
217. around a head-butts
and that's for GD sure.Copy !req
218. Not sure that's the
best part about Bradley.Copy !req
219. When does Bradley get here?Copy !req
220. Should be here any second.Copy !req
221. Well, then we'll all wait here
at the bar and greet him.Copy !req
222. I love Bradley.Copy !req
223. I love Bradley so much.Copy !req
224. Do you wanna know what?
I'd go as far as to sayCopy !req
225. I love him, too.Copy !req
226. Okay boys, it's the
final game of the campaign.Copy !req
227. Final chance for one W.Copy !req
228. Sixty hard miles, boys.Copy !req
229. Fore check, back check,
pay check, boys.Copy !req
230. Now, Joint Boy.Copy !req
231. Tyson.Copy !req
232. You guys may be what this teamCopy !req
233. needs to finally
come together.Copy !req
234. You guys might be
the final piece.Copy !req
235. Ferda.Copy !req
236. We've reserved the two
toughest numbersCopy !req
237. in hockey for you.Copy !req
238. Joint Boy, you'll
be wearing number 28.Copy !req
239. Domi, Godard, Stock.Copy !req
240. Three of the toughest players
wore number 28.Copy !req
241. Don't forget Colton Orr.Copy !req
242. Thanks, boys, it's an honor.Copy !req
243. Pretend Boogaard wore it.Copy !req
244. That is a fuckin' honor.Copy !req
245. Tyson.Copy !req
246. You'll be wearing the toughest
number worn by the toughestCopy !req
247. all-around player
to ever lace 'em up.Copy !req
248. Number nine.Copy !req
249. Gordie Howe, boys.Copy !req
250. Gordie mother
fuckin' Howe, boys.Copy !req
251. - Mr. Hockey.
Mr. Elbows.Copy !req
252. Creator of the Gordie Howe
Hat Trick, boys.Copy !req
253. One geno, one apple,
one tilly.Copy !req
254. Thanks, boys.Copy !req
255. Greatest all round
player in the historyCopy !req
256. of the show, Mr. Hockey.Copy !req
257. Gretz is the best playerCopy !req
258. in the history of the show.
Give your balls a tug.Copy !req
259. Gretz is the best.Copy !req
260. We didn't mean any
disrespect to 99.Copy !req
261. We said Gordie Howe was
the best all-round player.Copy !req
262. Gretz holds or shares
61 records in the show,Copy !req
263. you piece of shit.Copy !req
264. Don't nickel and dime
the Great One.Copy !req
265. But Mr. Hockey...Copy !req
266. Suck my Mr. Cockey,
you fuckin' loser.Copy !req
267. Hey, hey, hey. There's
more important things,Copy !req
268. like this team
coming together.Copy !req
269. You're right.
Fuck you, Shoresy.Copy !req
270. Fuck you, Jonesy.Copy !req
271. Tell your mom I drained
the bank accountCopy !req
272. she set up for me.Copy !req
273. Top it up so I can get
some fuckin' KFC.Copy !req
274. - Fuckin'...Copy !req
275. Hey, there's more
important things.Copy !req
276. More important things.Copy !req
277. - Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Jonesy.Copy !req
278. Your mom loves butt play
like I love Haagen-Dazs.Copy !req
279. Let's get some
fuckin' ice cream.Copy !req
280. - Boys!Copy !req
281. We've come a long way.Copy !req
282. Overcome adversity on our
quest to finally come togetherCopy !req
283. as a team and get one W.Copy !req
284. Bulldozed speed bumps, boys.Copy !req
285. You're right, we've conquered.Copy !req
286. For example, puck bunnies,
you little bitch.Copy !req
287. Yorkie?Copy !req
288. Chirping from the bench 101.Copy !req
289. Scholtzy.Copy !req
290. Don't step on the logo.Copy !req
291. Pussy.Copy !req
292. Fisky.Copy !req
293. Sweaters never
touch the floor.Copy !req
294. Boomtown.Copy !req
295. Presenting my penis to my
all-male teammates in hopesCopy !req
296. that they will accept me.Copy !req
297. And then having my penis
called "modest,"Copy !req
298. with my all-male team further
coming together as a resultCopy !req
299. of seeing my penis.Copy !req
300. That's the big picture.Copy !req
301. - What?
- Why do they talk like that?Copy !req
302. I wasn't finished!Copy !req
303. Boomtown!Copy !req
304. Keeping the big
picture in mind,Copy !req
305. and despite all your
honest opinions,Copy !req
306. which I do appreciate,Copy !req
307. you could have called
my penis "the big picture."Copy !req
308. That would have been a thrill.Copy !req
309. Boomtown.Copy !req
310. Let's get this fuckin' W boys!Copy !req
311. It's the last game
of the season, pheasants.Copy !req
312. We'll get this W tonight,Copy !req
313. or I send one of these sailingCopy !req
314. with this bad boy on my foot!Copy !req
315. Think of the destruction!
Think of the carnage!Copy !req
316. Think of the good men
left behind.Copy !req
317. Toilet was
backed up so I hadCopy !req
318. to shit in there,
too, tit-fuckers.Copy !req
319. I'm gonna get that
plug, buddy.Copy !req
320. We have to do something
about that pilon, buddy.Copy !req
321. How's that for motivation?Copy !req
322. Hey, Reilly,
I made a oopsy,Copy !req
323. can you ask your mom
to pick up Jonesy's momCopy !req
324. on the way over to my place?Copy !req
325. I double booked them
by mistake, you fuckin' loser.Copy !req
326. That guy's a masterpiece.Copy !req
327. So, this is...Copy !req
328. Goodbye?Copy !req
329. Lyric from the Moby
track Porcelain.Copy !req
330. Roald.Copy !req
331. Stewart.Copy !req
332. Why don't we call it, adios.Copy !req
333. Actually, I'd prefer
if we don't call it that.Copy !req
334. Long story, but this girl
I kind of used to dateCopy !req
335. used that word
when she dumped me,Copy !req
336. and she broke my heart.Copy !req
337. Then we'll call it sayonara.Copy !req
338. Arrivederci, amore.Copy !req
339. - Ciao.
- Shalom.Copy !req
340. - Auf wiedersehen.Copy !req
341. Roaldy.Copy !req
342. Gae.Copy !req
343. - Roald...
- Stewart...Copy !req
344. This is what we've been
working towards, remember?Copy !req
345. - We did it.
I... I like you.Copy !req
346. You, you, you,
and I don't want you,Copy !req
347. to go, oh, oh.Copy !req
348. - Roald.
- Stewart...Copy !req
349. Connor.Copy !req
350. Darien.Copy !req
351. Hysterics are fruitless.Copy !req
352. Tears are valueless.Copy !req
353. Pain...Copy !req
354. Is inevitable.Copy !req
355. That's my mom,
she's such a twat.Copy !req
356. Give me three good reasons
why you fell you must rebel.Copy !req
357. I hate the world.Copy !req
358. I hate my parents.Copy !req
359. And I hate myself.Copy !req
360. As you were.Copy !req
361. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
362. I don't understand!Copy !req
363. He's so close
I can smell him.Copy !req
364. I'm about to slide right
off this chair, boys.Copy !req
365. That libido works harder than
soldiers stacking sandbagsCopy !req
366. for a flood.Copy !req
367. That's a Texas
size 10-4, Gailer.Copy !req
368. First the models.Copy !req
369. Some talk around town
about some businessCopy !req
370. in Bonnie McMurray's hot tub.Copy !req
371. Even heard something 'bout you
and a couple of French dudes.Copy !req
372. You've had a busy winter,
you old goat.Copy !req
373. I have had a busy winter...Copy !req
374. But I mean, like French guys,
am I right?Copy !req
375. - Hello, hello.
Bradley!Copy !req
376. Ha-ha! Oh, bless up!Copy !req
377. I can't believe...
I can't believe...Copy !req
378. I haven't seen
y'all in forever.Copy !req
379. Chris Rock!Copy !req
380. Daryl, I see you over there.Copy !req
381. - You want a hug, I see you.
- Uh huh.Copy !req
382. I see you, looking' at me...Copy !req
383. I want a hug, yeah,
I want a hug.Copy !req
384. Let's have a hug now,
gimme a hug...Copy !req
385. A hug, gimme a hug now.Copy !req
386. Eddie Murphy!Copy !req
387. You're so funny, Bradley.Copy !req
388. We missed you
so much, Bradley.Copy !req
389. God bless you, boys.Copy !req
390. - Thank you, Bradley.
- Thank you so much, Bradley.Copy !req
391. What up, Katy?Copy !req
392. It's a slip and slide
over here, boys.Copy !req
393. And you, my second
favorite cousin.Copy !req
394. - What up, cousin?
- What up, cousin?Copy !req
395. I got a Haitian taco recipe
mom wanted me to pass along.Copy !req
396. Yeah!Copy !req
397. I prayed for you
after MoDean's burned down.Copy !req
398. He listened.Copy !req
399. Props to you and him forCopy !req
400. getting' this place
back on its feet.Copy !req
401. Thanks, cousin.Copy !req
402. You know what we say.
Our lips to God's ears, right?Copy !req
403. Well, we don't actually
ever say that, just you.Copy !req
404. But you're a great guy,
Bradley.Copy !req
405. So good to see you guys.Copy !req
406. - Hey, Bradley?
- What's up?Copy !req
407. Can you, uh, can you do...Copy !req
408. Do your Michael Jackson
impression for me?Copy !req
409. Uh, I haven't seen you
all in so long.Copy !req
410. I'm sorry.Copy !req
411. I get emotional.Copy !req
412. Tito, get me a tissue.Copy !req
413. That was actually an Eddie
Murphy-Michael Jackson hybrid.Copy !req
414. It was a hybrid.Copy !req
415. Oh, you're so funny, Bradley.Copy !req
416. Oh, yes, you smell
like sandalwood, Bradley.Copy !req
417. Seriously. Love.Copy !req
418. That's what's up,
that's what's up.Copy !req
419. So, got a problem with
the degens from up country?Copy !req
420. Yeah.Copy !req
421. Always got a problem
with degens from up country.Copy !req
422. Lots of hard work dealing
with degens from up country.Copy !req
423. Degens are a problem
in Letterkenny.Copy !req
424. - Yes.
- Well, not no more.Copy !req
425. Bradley's in town now.Copy !req
426. - That's what's up.
That's what's up.Copy !req
427. Seriously, straight up,Copy !req
428. you guys are off-duty
for the night.Copy !req
429. Oh, I need a lifeguard
on duty right now, boys.Copy !req
430. Heard through the grapevine,
you guys have been putting inCopy !req
431. OT with these degens.
Double OT.Copy !req
432. - That's what's up.
That's what's up.Copy !req
433. That's what's up.Copy !req
434. You've all got the night off.Copy !req
435. Do you hear me?Copy !req
436. From this day forthCopy !req
437. I'm on degen duty
for the foreseeable future.Copy !req
438. Denzel Washington!Copy !req
439. Well, anything we could
do to help, though, Bradley.Copy !req
440. Oh, we'd loves
to help you, Bradley.Copy !req
441. Seriously, Bradley,
anything we can do to help.Copy !req
442. I want you guys to get out and
relax and have a good time.Copy !req
443. Enjoy yourselves and get
really, really, really drunk.Copy !req
444. - Oh, pump the brakes.
- Hey, I'll soft pump.Copy !req
445. You sure you know
what you're signing upCopy !req
446. for there, big shooter?Copy !req
447. I think they've earned it.Copy !req
448. Little bit.Copy !req
449. Little bit.Copy !req
450. Oh, Robert De Niro.Copy !req
451. Okay, but fair warning.Copy !req
452. They get super annoyingCopy !req
453. when they're really,
really, really drunk.Copy !req
454. I don't care, man!Copy !req
455. Gentlemen, you've kept watchCopy !req
456. of this town for
long enough, man.Copy !req
457. Tonight I want y'all to get
out and have some fun, man.Copy !req
458. And I will accept nothin' lessCopy !req
459. than really, really, really,
really, really, reallyCopy !req
460. really, really drunk.Copy !req
461. - Get out!
Chris Tucker!Copy !req
462. That's what
I'm talkin' about.Copy !req
463. Oh! Well, if it isn't
my favorite cousin.Copy !req
464. Waz up, cousin?Copy !req
465. - Hi, Bradley.
- Yeah.Copy !req
466. Hey, Wayne, have you been, uh,Copy !req
467. taking good care
of her, Wayne?Copy !req
468. Can confirm.Copy !req
469. All right, God bless,
that's what's up.Copy !req
470. DAN/DARYL:
Okay man, you rock.Copy !req
471. Gail?Copy !req
472. Who's that?Copy !req
473. Go over and see for yourself.Copy !req
474. And where did you come from?Copy !req
475. - Glen?
- Oh, hi, Katy.Copy !req
476. Is Wayne here with you?Copy !req
477. Ooh, there he is, hi, Wayne!Copy !req
478. I love this, we're twins.Copy !req
479. Uh, busy winter's over.Copy !req
480. Is that fuckin' joker
wearing number 99, bud?Copy !req
481. This is our chance to make
it up to Gretz, bud.Copy !req
482. Hey, 99, you fuckin' loser.Copy !req
483. Are you fuckin' serious nines?Copy !req
484. How dare you wear that number,
you piece of shit!Copy !req
485. That's the Great One's number,
you fuckin' donkey.Copy !req
486. Think you're Gretzky,
you piece of shit?Copy !req
487. Gretz probably smashed
your mom in the '80s, bud.Copy !req
488. I'll get the white tape outCopy !req
489. and turn those double nines
into double zeros.Copy !req
490. You're a fucking nobody.Copy !req
491. Fuckin' serious nines?Copy !req
492. When's Mess get here, bud,
you're fuckin' hilarious.Copy !req
493. When's McSorley get here,
you fuckin' plug.Copy !req
494. Suck my knob!Copy !req
495. What a fucking
piece of work, bud.Copy !req
496. - Piece of shit.
- The fucking audacity.Copy !req
497. Look at that
fuckin' masterpiece, boys.Copy !req
498. I'd master
that piece, boys.Copy !req
499. Look at those legs
go up andCopy !req
500. make a complete fuckin' ass
out of themselves.Copy !req
501. I'd wear that out, boys.Copy !req
502. Holy fuck, would
I love to get sticky with her.Copy !req
503. Stick me right to her, boys.Copy !req
504. Fuckin' Shoresy, buddy,
I'm ready to pop.Copy !req
505. Already starting
to snap-crackle, buddy.Copy !req
506. We gotta get focused, buddy.Copy !req
507. W's.Copy !req
508. Who brought
the fuckin' rocket, boys?Copy !req
509. Those billet sister's
a fuckin' rocket boy.Copy !req
510. But she looks cold.
I'll show her my warm front.Copy !req
511. Hey, you look mad.
I'll give you a bone to pick.Copy !req
512. Wait a second.Copy !req
513. Tyson, make some room
for us on the bench.Copy !req
514. Joint Boy.
Beat the shit outta that guy.Copy !req
515. Give your balls
a tug, you tit.Copy !req
516. That experiment worked
wonderfully, buddy.Copy !req
517. Worth their weight
in gold, buddy.Copy !req
518. Whew!Copy !req
519. I'm right on the edge, bud,
but gotta stay focused.Copy !req
520. I'm ready for a tilly, buddy.Copy !req
521. - W's.
- W's.Copy !req
522. W's.Copy !req
523. Who brought the fuckin'
rocket, boys?Copy !req
524. Who's billet sister's
a fuckin' rocket, boys?Copy !req
525. - Yup!
- Yup.Copy !req
526. - Yup.
- Yup.Copy !req
527. Oh, that was awesome, Bradley.Copy !req
528. Know what, Bradley?
We should totally have a race.Copy !req
529. You know what they used
to call me in high school?Copy !req
530. - Wheels.
- Bradley, do Bill Cosby.Copy !req
531. I would like to talk to you
about Pudding Pops.Copy !req
532. All right, that's enough.Copy !req
533. You're so funny, Bradley.
Look how fast he goes.Copy !req
534. Why don't you guys
go play some Buckhunter.Copy !req
535. I'll race you over
to the Buckhunter machine.Copy !req
536. I'll surprise you.
How does that sound?Copy !req
537. Anyone else feeling...Copy !req
538. wayward?Copy !req
539. Stewart...Copy !req
540. Lacking?Copy !req
541. Stewart.Copy !req
542. Mislaid?Copy !req
543. Stew...
Stewart don't...Copy !req
544. We mustn't marinate in our
own misery and misfortune.Copy !req
545. We mustn't bask in our own
bad luck and bitterness.Copy !req
546. We mustn't soak in our
own suffering and sorrow.Copy !req
547. Gae wouldn't have
wanted that.Copy !req
548. But...Copy !req
549. What would Gae do?Copy !req
550. WWGD.Copy !req
551. Yeah.Copy !req
552. Gae would do one more.Copy !req
553. One more rampage.Copy !req
554. One final flaunt for fuck you.Copy !req
555. Roald.Copy !req
556. Are you in?Copy !req
557. In, Stewart.Copy !req
558. Connor, are you in?Copy !req
559. Darien?Copy !req
560. Are you in?Copy !req
561. Wondrous!Copy !req
562. Roald?Copy !req
563. Stewart.Copy !req
564. How cold is it?Copy !req
565. I'll check it out.Copy !req
566. It's minus 24.Copy !req
567. Bummer.Copy !req
568. Stewart.
- This is a fool's errand.Copy !req
569. What?Copy !req
570. Wasted labor.Copy !req
571. Thwarted?Copy !req
572. Pointless.Copy !req
573. It's really cold.Copy !req
574. It wouldn't be any fun
without Gae anyway.Copy !req
575. She wasCopy !req
576. an invigorment.Copy !req
577. What do we do now?Copy !req
578. What we always do, Roald.Copy !req
579. Copious amounts of hard drugs.Copy !req
580. - That was fuckin' epic, boys!Copy !req
581. I can't believe they
called the game, boys!Copy !req
582. Zero-zero for
the good guys, boys!Copy !req
583. I'll take a good fight over
a W any day, you little bitch!Copy !req
584. Yorkie.Copy !req
585. Lay beats, fill seats.Copy !req
586. Scholtzy.Copy !req
587. A good brawl
brings a team together.Copy !req
588. Makes us one, pussy.Copy !req
589. Fisky.Copy !req
590. Proof we'd go to the wall
for each other, boys.Copy !req
591. That's brotherhood!Copy !req
592. Boomtown!Copy !req
593. Showing you all my penis was
degrading and humiliating.Copy !req
594. Had I known I could have justCopy !req
595. tossed the mitts to bring
the team together,Copy !req
596. I would have
chosen that route.Copy !req
597. You're fuckin' weird, bud.Copy !req
598. - Fuck is he a weirdo.Copy !req
599. Boomtown.Copy !req
600. But, the team came together.Copy !req
601. And that's a fuckin' W, boys!Copy !req
602. I have neverCopy !req
603. been less embarrassed
in all my life.Copy !req
604. They are fuckin' embarrassing!Copy !req
605. Jonesy, Reilly.
You have a visitor!Copy !req
606. What?Copy !req
607. Thanks, boys.Copy !req
608. For what, Katy-Kat?Copy !req
609. For the what, Katy-Kat?Copy !req
610. For sticking up for me.Copy !req
611. Ferda.Copy !req
612. I want to get back together.Copy !req
613. But just with one of you.Copy !req
614. God bless you, man,Copy !req
615. but you better stop it
with that nipple shit.Copy !req
616. From your lips
to God's nips, Bradley.Copy !req
617. Bradley, do your
Chris Tucker again.Copy !req
618. That's the best one.Copy !req
619. Wayne, I would but your laugh
makes me want toCopy !req
620. strangle a small
motherfuckin' dog!Copy !req
621. - Hey, Bradley,Copy !req
622. we should race right now.Copy !req
623. - Really...
- No Dan, no.Copy !req
624. What? You gonna race me.Copy !req
625. You hear the
Legend of the Wind?Copy !req
626. I ain't scared of
a goddamn thing!Copy !req
627. Bradley, do your
Denzel Washington again.Copy !req
628. That's the best one.Copy !req
629. We'll go fast around
the bar, real fast.Copy !req
630. Bradley do your Will Smith
again, that's the best one.Copy !req
631. You and me Bradley,
50 meter dash.Copy !req
632. - Let's go right now.Copy !req
633. Okay, 50 meters too far.
I get it. Twenty-five meters.Copy !req
634. - It's not so far.Copy !req
635. Hear the wind?Copy !req
636. That's a wind, knocking
on your door, Bradley.Copy !req
637. Bradley?Copy !req
638. Wayne?Copy !req
639. That's Bradley's
favorite cousin.Copy !req
640. Trouble in paradise,
shirt-tucker?Copy !req
641. Ha!Copy !req
642. Wayne.Copy !req
643. Please, no.Copy !req
644. No one loves Bradley
more than Rosie.Copy !req