1. You were crushin' Gus N' Bru
with your pals the other day.Copy !req
2. Pound a round
of Gus N' Bru, Gailer.Copy !req
3. Bonnie McMurray.Copy !req
4. Thank you, Bonnie.Copy !req
5. No problem, Wayne.Copy !req
6. - How're ya now?
- Good. And you?Copy !req
7. Oh, not so bad.Copy !req
8. Bottoms up, super chieftains.Copy !req
9. Well, I'll go have a pee.Copy !req
10. Mmm, breakin' the seal.Copy !req
11. I'm gonna go beat the piss
outta the little fella.Copy !req
12. Let 'er fly, Dan.Copy !req
13. You old porcelain painter,
get the fuck outta here.Copy !req
14. Porcelain punishers, Gail.Copy !req
15. You got a big number one
on deck there, big shooter?Copy !req
16. - Go squirt, little Curt.
Go rock one, Dan.Copy !req
17. AM/FM urination station,
get the fuck outta here.Copy !req
18. All right. So I'm gonna
make youse all proudCopy !req
19. down by the yellow pond.Copy !req
20. Yup, I will.Copy !req
21. - Whoa, Dad.
- Hey, Dad.Copy !req
22. - There you are, Dad.
- Dad. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
23. Who's a dad?Copy !req
24. You are, Dad!Copy !req
25. Why? What youse hear?Copy !req
26. Only dads grunt like that
when they stand up.Copy !req
27. - Or sit down.
- Or come...Copy !req
28. Over to move the furniture,
get the fuck outta here.Copy !req
29. That was a textbook
dad noise, Dan.Copy !req
30. Okay, youse guys
have all been eatin'Copy !req
31. too many sugar cereals.Copy !req
32. Don't!Copy !req
33. 'Cause if you wanna...Copy !req
34. I haven't had
too much sugar cereal.Copy !req
35. Sit back down, Dan.Copy !req
36. - Why, Miss Katy?
- Just do it.Copy !req
37. Okay.Copy !req
38. How are ya now, Dad?Copy !req
39. You a minivan
or cross-over guy, Dad?Copy !req
40. Up north for some
father-son fishin', Dad?Copy !req
41. Don't get the kids
all riled up before bed, Dad.Copy !req
42. - And, now to be fair...
To be fair...Copy !req
43. - To be fair...
- To be fair...Copy !req
44. - To be fair...
To be fair.Copy !req
45. Lots of people emit sounds
when they stands upCopy !req
46. and sits down, not just dads.Copy !req
47. No, it's mostly just dads.Copy !req
48. You wanna go toss around
the pig skin there, Dad?Copy !req
49. Can you please drive us
to the water park, Dad?Copy !req
50. Let's go back
to Disney World, Dad.Copy !req
51. Can we, can we, can we,
please? Fuck outta here.Copy !req
52. All right, what's about moms?Copy !req
53. No, moms would never do that.Copy !req
54. Moms don't want
to age themselves.Copy !req
55. - Dads don't care, though.
- Fuck, no.Copy !req
56. Dads don't give a care.
It's like,Copy !req
57. "Hey, hon, better go clean up
those lawn clippings."Copy !req
58. "All right.Copy !req
59. "Guess I'll watch
State of Play later."Copy !req
60. It's like, uh,
"Hey, hon, I'm gonna scoot offCopy !req
61. "to book club there, can you
watch Bella and Edward?"Copy !req
62. "All right. Just
had Field of Dreams PVR'd."Copy !req
63. - It's like,Copy !req
64. "Hey, babe, I think
we should take a vacationCopy !req
65. "without the kids."Copy !req
66. "Sure, Karen,Copy !req
67. "'cause I could
use more financial stress."Copy !req
68. "Derek, I'm going to
the Fantasia PartyCopy !req
69. "with the girls. Can you
unload the dishwasher?"Copy !req
70. "Of course, Susan.Copy !req
71. "I guess I'm
jerkin' off again tonight."Copy !req
72. Youse is hilarious.Copy !req
73. All my friends
is smart alecks.Copy !req
74. All my friends
is smart alecks.Copy !req
75. Just a bunch
of smart alecks.Copy !req
76. Guess I'm
jerkin' off again tonight.Copy !req
77. See, like, not all dad noises
are bad dad noises.Copy !req
78. So, like maybe
sometimes mom might say,Copy !req
79. "Hey, hon, the kids are gone
away campin' for the weekend,Copy !req
80. "why don't we do
some toe curlin'?"Copy !req
81. And then dad might lean intoCopy !req
82. a real Tony the Tiger
dad noise.Copy !req
83. Like... "Great!"Copy !req
84. Sure thing, Bonnie.
See you soon.Copy !req
85. Hmm...
What's the frequency, Kenneth?Copy !req
86. Bonnie McMurrayCopy !req
87. has invited us
to a hot tub party.Copy !req
88. Well, who doesn't love
a hot tub party?Copy !req
89. - Dary?
- I would loveCopy !req
90. to go to a hot tub party
at Bonnie McMurray's.Copy !req
91. Daniel?Copy !req
92. Oh, I wouldn't miss Bonnie's
hot tub party for the world.Copy !req
93. Youse two
should take a deep breath.Copy !req
94. That's a good way
to get hemorrhoids.Copy !req
95. Yeah, that,
or sitting on a cold surface.Copy !req
96. Now that's an old wives' tale.Copy !req
97. - No, it isn't. No, it isn't.
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
98. - Figure it out.
She's mine!Copy !req
99. Let's get these guys
a fuckin' Puppers.Copy !req
100. You heard me say it.
Because I heard me say it,Copy !req
101. and I know
you heard me say it.Copy !req
102. - I'm sweet on Bonnie McMurray.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
103. And how's that workin' out
for you, big shooter?Copy !req
104. - What's the problem?
Bonnie McMurray.Copy !req
105. You're both sweet
on Bonnie McMurray?Copy !req
106. Yes.Copy !req
107. You know,
I have had a busy winter,Copy !req
108. but I'd toss my hat
in the ring there, too.Copy !req
109. Did youse do pot today?Copy !req
110. Yes.
No.Copy !req
111. Why?
- Well...Copy !req
112. She's a bit young, isn't she?Copy !req
113. Well, she's 20.Copy !req
114. - Well, I'm only...
- Doesn't matter.Copy !req
115. - And I'm just...
- Don't care.Copy !req
116. She's mine!Copy !req
117. Well, she's a pretty girl.
It's just, uh...Copy !req
118. Could let the paint dry
a wee bit there, eh?Copy !req
119. I'll tell you what, Dan.Copy !req
120. What, Dary?Copy !req
121. Let's let her decide.Copy !req
122. It's always her decision!Copy !req
123. The battle
for Bonnie McMurray begins.Copy !req
124. Do you know sperms
can stay alive in hot tubs?Copy !req
125. - How're ya now?
- It's not us.Copy !req
126. Not s'bad.Copy !req
127. Did you hear me, shirt-tucker?Copy !req
128. All the clown costumes,
the petty vandalismCopy !req
129. around Letterkenny,
it's not us.Copy !req
130. I've not heard about it,
it mustn't be s'bad.Copy !req
131. Remember when I said
it was petty?Copy !req
132. See, we've got our hands full
of degens from up country.Copy !req
133. Okay...Copy !req
134. You do you, boo,
I'll take care of this.Copy !req
135. - Over and out.Copy !req
136. That true about sperms
in hot tubs?Copy !req
137. No.Copy !req
138. But the writers of
Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesCopy !req
139. could have kinda run with that
if they wanted to.Copy !req
140. Roald.
Stewart.Copy !req
141. How long have
we been original NES gaming?Copy !req
142. Two hours Contra,
two hours Ninja Gaiden,Copy !req
143. two hours
Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles,Copy !req
144. two hours Simon's Quest,
two hours Mega Man 2.Copy !req
145. - Ten hours.
- Ish.Copy !req
146. Yeah.Copy !req
147. There's heat on FAK-U
after our most recent ruckus.Copy !req
148. It's best we nest.Copy !req
149. We should stop.Copy !req
150. No.
No?Copy !req
151. I know
what she means.Copy !req
152. No, we don't stop gaming.Copy !req
153. - No?
Did I stutter?Copy !req
154. No, you did not.Copy !req
155. Too much left to delve.Copy !req
156. Now, I'm not complaining,
but these gamesCopy !req
157. are between 20
and 30 years old.Copy !req
158. You're not...Copy !req
159. Bored?Copy !req
160. Far from blase.Copy !req
161. Wondrous.Copy !req
162. What's next?Copy !req
163. We haven't even ransacked
the sports games yet.Copy !req
164. - Guilty pleasures.
- Pleasures, no less.Copy !req
165. - Tecmo Super Bowl.Copy !req
166. - Punch-Out!Copy !req
167. - Hoops.Copy !req
168. - Excitebike.Copy !req
169. - Blades of Steel.Copy !req
170. - American Gladiators.Copy !req
171. - California Games.Copy !req
172. - But after that...
- NES Open?Copy !req
173. - Baseball Simulator 1.000?Copy !req
174. - Paperboy!Copy !req
175. - No. Let's do something else.Copy !req
176. Do you guys like dancing?Copy !req
177. - Fuck it. Let's go.Copy !req
178. Hold it.
You're not going anywhere.Copy !req
179. Smells like...Copy !req
180. Feet in here.Copy !req
181. Eh?Copy !req
182. - Players-only meeting.
- Players-only meeting, ferda.Copy !req
183. Now, we're close, boys.Copy !req
184. We're gonna get that W,Copy !req
185. but there's still some
spring cleaningCopy !req
186. to take care of before
this team comes together.Copy !req
187. Some housekeeping, ferda.Copy !req
188. Now...Copy !req
189. To truly come together
as a team...Copy !req
190. - And get W's...
- Order must be established.Copy !req
191. And to establish order,
we must implement fines.Copy !req
192. Reilly
will be your commissioner.Copy !req
193. Jonesy will be
co-commissionerCopy !req
194. plus treasurer.Copy !req
195. I'll be collecting
fines, boys.Copy !req
196. Give your balls
a tug, you tit-fucker.Copy !req
197. Shorsey. Hmm.Copy !req
198. You bring me
to fine number one.Copy !req
199. Boys, I wake upCopy !req
200. in the middle of the night
dry-heavingCopy !req
201. at the amount of bush
in this room.Copy !req
202. We thought
tummy-stick hedgehogsCopy !req
203. were extinct, boys.Copy !req
204. Shave your
fuckin' junk hair, boys.Copy !req
205. It's disgusting, boys.Copy !req
206. And Shorsey
is the guiltiest of 'em all!Copy !req
207. - ReillyCopy !req
208. will be your bush inspector.Copy !req
209. And Jonesy will be
your associate bush inspector.Copy !req
210. Plus...Copy !req
211. GM of bush.Copy !req
212. Now, we were really
hard on you guys last yearCopy !req
213. before we were bush inspector,
associate bush inspector,Copy !req
214. and GM of bush, so...Copy !req
215. We're appointing BartsCopy !req
216. as Senior Director
of Bush Operations.Copy !req
217. Appointing Yorkie Senior Scout
in Charge of Bush Development.Copy !req
218. First fine goes to Shorsey!Copy !req
219. Fuck your
entire fucking life, bud.Copy !req
220. From now on,Copy !req
221. $20 fine,
every game and praccyCopy !req
222. 'til she's
shaved down to the wood.Copy !req
223. As bald as a Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle, Shoresey!Copy !req
224. Tit-fucker.Copy !req
225. On to the second order
of business.Copy !req
226. - Hmm. Hmm.
- Hmm. Boomtown.Copy !req
227. There are certain things
that stand directly in the wayCopy !req
228. of a team coming together.Copy !req
229. There are certain things
that standCopy !req
230. in the way of W's, buddy.Copy !req
231. And if you truly want
this team to come together...Copy !req
232. And if you want this team
to get W's...Copy !req
233. We're gonna need
to see your junk, buddy.Copy !req
234. Don't feel bad.Copy !req
235. There are junk hiders
on every team.Copy !req
236. But I think I speak for the
entire room when I say...Copy !req
237. What are you
hiding down there, bud?Copy !req
238. Something weird going on
down there, bud?Copy !req
239. Again, don't feel bad.Copy !req
240. I mean, some teams have guysCopy !req
241. that don't even shower
after praccy,Copy !req
242. which is worse than bush.Copy !req
243. But, we see
you face the wall in the roomCopy !req
244. when your junk's out,Copy !req
245. and you face the wall
in the showerCopy !req
246. when your junk's out.Copy !req
247. You've seen my junk.
Let's see your junk, buddy.Copy !req
248. - Pull it out, buddy.
- Whip it out, buddy.Copy !req
249. Let's have a look
at your junk.Copy !req
250. Unsheathe it, bro.Copy !req
251. You ever got in someone's car
in your wet swim trunksCopy !req
252. and had them turn on
the seat warmers?Copy !req
253. No.Copy !req
254. Kinda makes you
feel like you've peed.Copy !req
255. You know, big brother,Copy !req
256. that's almost not worth
talkin' about.Copy !req
257. - Over 'n out.
- Ooh.Copy !req
258. Oh, great!Copy !req
259. Well, there's
fuckin' Tony the Tiger.Copy !req
260. - Hey, Dad.
- You know what?Copy !req
261. I got bigger fish
to fry today.Copy !req
262. Hi, Bonnie.Copy !req
263. - Hi, Bonnie.
- Hi, Wayne.Copy !req
264. - How're ya now?
- Good. And you?Copy !req
265. - Not s'bad.
- Any good dad noisesCopy !req
266. - on the way in?
No.Copy !req
267. You know what, we've really
got all the personalitiesCopy !req
268. on display in this hot tub.Copy !req
269. Like what?Copy !req
270. Well, you got the guy who sits
with his chin in the water.Copy !req
271. - Sure you do.
- Then you got the guy who sitsCopy !req
272. - with their shoulders out.
- Sure you do.Copy !req
273. Then you got the guy
who takes upCopy !req
274. two to three times more
real estateCopy !req
275. than everybody else
because they're just like...Copy !req
276. - Puttin' the vibe out there.
- Sure you do.Copy !req
277. And of course
you've got your edge sitters.Copy !req
278. That's me, Wayne.Copy !req
279. What's your story
over there, hands?Copy !req
280. I'm the guy
who keeps his hands dryCopy !req
281. so he can still dig out
and light smokes.Copy !req
282. What if it's
an outdoor hot tub?Copy !req
283. Don't your hands get cold?Copy !req
284. I'm also the guy
who would never admitCopy !req
285. that sort of thing.Copy !req
286. What about you
keep one hand out of the waterCopy !req
287. to dig out smokes
and I'll keep one handCopy !req
288. out of the water
so I can light them.Copy !req
289. More hands make less work.Copy !req
290. - You're all right, Rosie.
- So, Bonnie...Copy !req
291. What are you
looking for in a guy?Copy !req
292. I don't really have a type,
I don't think.Copy !req
293. Okay, but if youCopy !req
294. had to choose between
someone who was...Copy !req
295. More big and hairy...Copy !req
296. Versus somebody who's
a lot less big and hairy,Copy !req
297. but more pale.Copy !req
298. Which... Which way
are you leaning towards there?Copy !req
299. Like, muscly big?Copy !req
300. Yeah. Muscly big.Copy !req
301. Well, that's generous.Copy !req
302. Oh, they're
in there somewhere.Copy !req
303. And I like hairy versus, like,
groomed or manscaped.Copy !req
304. But how hairy?Copy !req
305. - I could grow a beard.
- No, you can't.Copy !req
306. - Can, too.
- Cannot.Copy !req
307. - Can, too. Can, too!
- Cannot.Copy !req
308. Well, I can always
shaves my beard, easy-peasy.Copy !req
309. Or evens get a haircut.Copy !req
310. Let's take about 80% off her
over there, Squirrelly Dan.Copy !req
311. Yeah, sure.
Hey, look, bubbles!Copy !req
312. Bonnie, what are you
looking for in a relationship?Copy !req
313. I kinda like
being single right now.Copy !req
314. - Humor me.
- I don't know.Copy !req
315. I've never really
been in love.Copy !req
316. Okay, let's get
this ball rolling.Copy !req
317. Wayne. Rosie.Copy !req
318. What's the key
to making this look so good?Copy !req
319. Space.
- Like, distance?Copy !req
320. Not distance.Copy !req
321. Although distance makes
the heart grow fonder.Copy !req
322. - Just space.
- Space.Copy !req
323. So you don't wanna get like...Copy !req
324. Sick of each other.Copy !req
325. Example.Copy !req
326. I like to read, a lot.
I like to stay in and read.Copy !req
327. It's not easy telling a guy
you don't want to see himCopy !req
328. because you want to stay in
and read.Copy !req
329. Let's test this theory.
Dary...Copy !req
330. Say you asked Bonnie McMurray
out on a date and she says...Copy !req
331. I'm going to stay in and read.Copy !req
332. - She up to somethin'.
- Dan?Copy !req
333. Oh, she's
definitely up to something.Copy !req
334. - Wayne?
- Must be a pretty good book.Copy !req
335. Must be like...Copy !req
336. - The Road.
- Uh, no.Copy !req
337. Still suspicious of that.Copy !req
338. Yeah, wouldn't that
make you... Wary?Copy !req
339. No reason not to trust her
'til she gives you one, bud.Copy !req
340. You know, Bonnie,Copy !req
341. I had my first girl phase
around your age.Copy !req
342. Let's see it, bud.Copy !req
343. Is something weird
going on there, bud?Copy !req
344. Boom! $20 fine!Copy !req
345. Fisky.Copy !req
346. - What?
- What?Copy !req
347. Oh, I don't know what kind ofCopy !req
348. pre-tyke, sub-amateur hourCopy !req
349. Teenage Mutant Ninja
fucking Turtles organizationsCopy !req
350. you guys have played for
in the past,Copy !req
351. but don't step on the logo
is straight fuckin'...Copy !req
352. - It's basic.
- Don't step on the logo.Copy !req
353. Live for the logo,
respect the logo!Copy !req
354. - Fisky.
- Then why is it on the floor?Copy !req
355. That brings me
to my next point.Copy !req
356. - Your jerseys.
- Oh, yo, buddy.Copy !req
357. You should call it
a sweater, buddy.Copy !req
358. - Don Cherry's orders.
- Don Cherry, buddy.Copy !req
359. Your sweater never ever
touches the floor.Copy !req
360. Hang up the sweater.Copy !req
361. Live for the sweater.Copy !req
362. - Respect the sweater.
- Mmm.Copy !req
363. Boomtown!Copy !req
364. You're not off the hook, bud.
Do you want us to trust you?Copy !req
365. Do you want this team
to come together?Copy !req
366. - You want a fuckin' W?
- Yeah!Copy !req
367. Then we're gonna need
to see your junk, buddy.Copy !req
368. Let's see your junk, buddy.Copy !req
369. - Mmm-hmm.
- You know what?Copy !req
370. - Team exercise? Team exercise.
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
371. All right, boys, everybody up.Copy !req
372. Trousers down,
junks out, boys.Copy !req
373. - Lets help a teammate.
- Junks out, boys.Copy !req
374. - Is...Copy !req
375. Someone on the ice, bud?Copy !req
376. That's our ice, buddy.Copy !req
377. Hey,
don't move, pheasants.Copy !req
378. So, Bonnie,Copy !req
379. what has a guy have do
to get your attention?Copy !req
380. I don't know.
Make me laugh, I guess.Copy !req
381. Turn off the bubbles.Copy !req
382. Hey, Bonnie,
have you ever seenCopy !req
383. - It Came from Beneath the Sea?
- No.Copy !req
384. - You have now.Copy !req
385. That was well brought up,Copy !req
386. - too bad you weren't.Copy !req
387. Dary actually
stole my joke there.Copy !req
388. But lucky's for you, Bonnies,Copy !req
389. I'm very funny'sCopy !req
390. - and I have lots of jokes.
- Okay.Copy !req
391. Hey, Bonnies, what's another
word for champagne?Copy !req
392. Um. Oh, bubbly.Copy !req
393. - If you say so.Copy !req
394. You've got a rich inner life.Copy !req
395. You're funny, Katy.Copy !req
396. That was funny, Dan.
It was almost as funnyCopy !req
397. as the first time
that I heard it.Copy !req
398. Youse shouldn't fart
in front of girls.Copy !req
399. That was my joke, Dan.Copy !req
400. You stole my joke, didn't you?Copy !req
401. Don't you interrupt me.Copy !req
402. - I swear I will... Stop...Copy !req
403. Stop it, right now!Copy !req
404. - I... Just quit it.
- Okay, enough!Copy !req
405. - Please.
- And thank you.Copy !req
406. You're not so funny,
are you now, Dary?Copy !req
407. How's that book comin' along?Copy !req
408. I miss that book.Copy !req
409. Did you hear
they're still searchingCopy !req
410. for the Loch Ness monster?Copy !req
411. And she's migrated.Copy !req
412. Ooh...Copy !req
413. Funny, I thought
these were Ogopogo waters.Copy !req
414. Guess they are.Copy !req
415. Don't make me come over there,
Dan, because I...Copy !req
416. If you do that
one more time... Just...Copy !req
417. Wink at me again, I...Copy !req
418. Daniel!Copy !req
419. Daniel,
stop your fartin'Copy !req
420. and telling your jokes!Copy !req
421. Are those jets
on auto-timer, Bonnie?Copy !req
422. Nope.Copy !req
423. Did you press
the button again, Katy?Copy !req
424. Hard no.Copy !req
425. Over and out.Copy !req
426. - Who's that?
- What's that?Copy !req
427. - Tanis.
- What's a Tanis?Copy !req
428. Well, aren't you
a little bundle of sass.Copy !req
429. You better watch
your little tongueCopy !req
430. before I flick you
with my womanhood.Copy !req
431. Did your balls drop
finally, Skiddo?Copy !req
432. Feel a little fur
on your nut sack?Copy !req
433. 'Cause that is the only logic
I can think ofCopy !req
434. behind why you chodes would
terrorize this whole townCopy !req
435. knowing that Wayne
would think it was us.Copy !req
436. Although I am a self-admitted
glutton for punishment...Copy !req
437. It never crossed my mind.Copy !req
438. I will wipe
that smirk off your faceCopy !req
439. like pixie dust over there
wipes your little asshole.Copy !req
440. - It was just once! I...
Hey!Copy !req
441. No, you were passed out.Copy !req
442. I was...
- I said stop it!Copy !req
443. I was just trying to help.Copy !req
444. All right, I need to get
to the bottom of this first.Copy !req
445. What, do you, like,
hang out with these losers?Copy !req
446. - Which losers?
- Peter Pan and Tinker Bell.Copy !req
447. They're giving you drugs,
aren't they?Copy !req
448. What makes them losers?Copy !req
449. Trust me, tart. You don't
want me to answer that.Copy !req
450. - Tart?
- That's what I said. Tart.Copy !req
451. - Intriguing.
- What is?Copy !req
452. Well, the psychology
at work here.Copy !req
453. Yeah, fuckin' right.
It's called intimidation.Copy !req
454. No, it isn't.Copy !req
455. It's called projection.Copy !req
456. Okay, it didn't take me
very longCopy !req
457. to realize I don't like you.Copy !req
458. - My mother's a psychologist.
'Kay.Copy !req
459. You harbor guilt
over your promiscuous impulsesCopy !req
460. so you can call me a tart.Copy !req
461. That's projection
of the sexual feelingsCopy !req
462. you're attempting to hide.Copy !req
463. - Poorly.
- For who?Copy !req
464. For Stewart.Copy !req
465. You like Stewart?Copy !req
466. - No!
- And you two...Copy !req
467. You call my friend Roald here,
Tinker Bell and pixie dustCopy !req
468. because you're uncomfortable
with your own sexualities.Copy !req
469. His open homosexualityCopy !req
470. makes you feel
even more uncomfortable.Copy !req
471. That actually
kind of makes sense.Copy !req
472. - No, it doesn't!
- Yours kind of makes sense.Copy !req
473. No, it doesn't.Copy !req
474. Let's try an exercise.
Hug Roald.Copy !req
475. See how it makes you feel.Copy !req
476. You might be surprised.Copy !req
477. - No!
- No.Copy !req
478. Roald, help them out.
Encourage them.Copy !req
479. Like... Like, I hug them?Copy !req
480. A big hug.Copy !req
481. - Can I be in the middle?
- Ugh!Copy !req
482. It may be
distressing at first,Copy !req
483. but you owe it
to yourselves to try.Copy !req
484. You could be so happy.Copy !req
485. - Uh-huh.
- We should try, too, Tanis.Copy !req
486. Fuck, no.
I'm warning you, Skiddo.Copy !req
487. Whoa! Second warning.Copy !req
488. All right. Do damage, boys.Copy !req
489. Let's go!Copy !req
490. Oui. Alors... Tart.Copy !req
491. I'll be back.Copy !req
492. Oh,
you're the best, Gae!Copy !req
493. - Artistry. Virtuosity.Copy !req
494. An undocked dismantlement
of the decrepit.Copy !req
495. - Fuckin', eh.
- Was all that true?Copy !req
496. Is your mom
really a psychologist?Copy !req
497. Yes, she is.Copy !req
498. And we're going home.Copy !req
499. Gae?Copy !req
500. - Tyson?
- Joint Boy.Copy !req
501. You guys can play?Copy !req
502. Boys, hockey's 50% mental
and 50% being mental.Copy !req
503. I'm mostly just mental.Copy !req
504. I'm still not sure
that's PC, buddy, but...Copy !req
505. Bas McRae!Copy !req
506. Buddy...Copy !req
507. We've spent the entire seasonCopy !req
508. trying to bring
the team together.Copy !req
509. And get W's, buddy.Copy !req
510. Maybe the entire time...Copy !req
511. We just needed
to add some grit, buddy.Copy !req
512. A little sandpaper, ferda?Copy !req
513. Boys, how would you guysCopy !req
514. like to play
for the Letterkenny Irish?Copy !req
515. How would you boys
like to get a fuckin' W?Copy !req
516. I'm no stud,
but I can sure as hellCopy !req
517. make some room out there
for you boys.Copy !req
518. I'm dog shit.Copy !req
519. But I can beat the fuck
out of 95%Copy !req
520. of the population on Earth.Copy !req
521. Wheel, snipe,
celly, boys!Copy !req
522. - Follow us.Copy !req
523. Nice.Copy !req
524. - What's goin' on here, boys?
- Is this a hazing ritual?Copy !req
525. Boomtown!Copy !req
526. - Mmm.
- Okay. Modest.Copy !req
527. Nothing weird going on.Copy !req
528. No weird j-hook, ferda.Copy !req
529. No mutant,
bobble-head turtleneck.Copy !req
530. No weird long snout anteater.Copy !req
531. No disfiguration
or discoloration, ferda.Copy !req
532. - Healthy.
- That's modest.Copy !req
533. Great dick, Boomtown.Copy !req
534. Boomtown?Copy !req
535. You've just helped this team
come together, buddy.Copy !req
536. Feel good about that.Copy !req
537. And these guys are going to
help us get that W.Copy !req
538. If...Copy !req
539. Boomtown...Copy !req
540. Is that okay with you?Copy !req
541. Boomtown?Copy !req
542. Let's do this, boys!Copy !req
543. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
544. Put your junk away, boys.Copy !req
545. We didn't sign up
for a sword fight, boys.Copy !req
546. It's gross.Copy !req
547. Well.Copy !req
548. Congratulations, degens.Copy !req
549. Your jokes
just cost us company.Copy !req
550. Rosie did say
she was missing her book.Copy !req
551. - Yeah, she's up to something.
- She's up to somethings.Copy !req
552. Regardless...Copy !req
553. Full transparency, Bonnie.Copy !req
554. You have a number
of interested parties in here.Copy !req
555. - I've gathered that.
- So...Copy !req
556. - Where do your interests lie?
- Well, Daryl...Copy !req
557. No!
No!Copy !req
558. You're muscly, big.Copy !req
559. - Yeah.
- That's generous.Copy !req
560. Kinda. Dan.Copy !req
561. No!
No!Copy !req
562. You're hairy, which I likeCopy !req
563. more than groomed
or manscaped.Copy !req
564. And I can always
shaves my beard.Copy !req
565. And Katy...Copy !req
566. No!
No!Copy !req
567. You make me laugh.Copy !req
568. And we haven't even
started tickling yet.Copy !req
569. But... I like being single.Copy !req
570. No!Copy !req
571. Because then
you can fool aroundCopy !req
572. with whoever you wantCopy !req
573. and not get in trouble
from anyone.Copy !req
574. Ah!Copy !req
575. - What?Copy !req
576. - Oh, I'd be in trouble.
- I'd be in troubles.Copy !req
577. I'd be in big trouble.Copy !req
578. From who?Copy !req
579. - Wayne?
- Yeah?Copy !req
580. Thanks for not turning
the seat warmers onCopy !req
581. in your truck.Copy !req
582. Kinda makes you feel...Copy !req
583. - Like you peed?
- Yeah.Copy !req
584. Yeah.Copy !req
585. - That was fun.
- Yeah.Copy !req
586. And funny.Copy !req
587. I didn't want to admit it
'cause there's...Copy !req
588. Such a thing
as an inappropriate...Copy !req
589. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
590. Thank you for a wonderful day.Copy !req
591. - Will you be reading tonight?
- Yeah.Copy !req
592. I hope you'll enjoy your book.Copy !req
593. After we make some dad noises?Copy !req
594. Great!Copy !req