1. You ran out of beers with
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- That's alcohol's abuse.
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beer bottle is 50% spit.
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- What'd I just say?
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check for bugs down there
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the fucking ground, Dan.
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Butter Ripple Schnapps.
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I supposed to do with
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scoops of chocolate ice cream,
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garnish with blackberries,
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- Says you.
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60. - I found it in an old golf bag.
- And why do you get it?
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- It's still a beer.
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- To be fai-uh...
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- To be fai-uh...
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- To be fai-uh...
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a bottle of piss right now.
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but your best bet here
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what you call "donkey juice".
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68. However, to be fai-uh,
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70. Well, can't win 'em all.
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- Dum-diddy-do.
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down there playing crokinole
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- He was a real good guy.
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- Five K.
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back into the community.
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he's fallen out of touch
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he trusts our judgment
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93. So, how do you want to fuck this pig?
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94. Well, you'd better put it
on your fucking Facebook.
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100. where ideas come to blossom
or be ridiculed relentlessly.
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away their uncle's money.
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110. - How are ya now?
- Good and you?
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We are asking for...
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- No.
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they could possibly know that.
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121. I saw Stewart's penis at the
Elmira pool on my 11th birthday.
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pork tenderloin hanging there.
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when we touched tubes,
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gym sock, hanging there.
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129. - Told ya.
- Fuck!
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to himself on his 90th.
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he'd come that far, right?
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- And we plan on doing this
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said disastery, posthaste!
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feels like I might have
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on a TV show one time.
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of how this might work.
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a weekday or the weekend.
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discussed or rehearsed.
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disastery is the result
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of gray matter between them,
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that every time, then, Bonnie?
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- Thank you.
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- Shh!
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instructions from coaches,
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each other one by one
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of dudes in a house together?
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these dudes work out together?
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- It's hot.
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They can have a drink together.
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in sweaty dudes."
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- You want to know what?
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bulletin board with you,
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- Well, not so bad.
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- Yeah.
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for your hand in marriage.
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- Yeah.
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- Isn't this already a reality series?
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to prove their mettle.
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- I'm not sure it's reasonable
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wife based just on that.
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300. Canadian maple's better.
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301. Well, that's a Texas-sized 10-4.
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final three girls, deal is,
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and meet their families.
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a night with each of them,
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one you want to marry.
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- Does she mean...
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about it, just ask her.
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- Sha-boink!
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with all three of them?
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- So, I meet their families.
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before deciding which one
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- Yeah.
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going into the process
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with them and two other girls
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one I want to marry?
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sex with their daughters,
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who are not their daughters,
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- And the girls, and their families,
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- Yeah.
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- I'm in.
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- I'm out.
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pair from RR2 Letterkenny
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- Yes!
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- Oh, not so bad.
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- Wayne, how are...
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- Well, I'm good and...
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- Oh, not so... Uh...
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- Go ahead.
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- No, why don't you go ahead?
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- So you can go ahead and start...
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to say wasn't important.
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- We want to give back to the community
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other people's useless
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they have forgotten about?
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- Abandoned their shit.
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and tonic around here?
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the auctioneering right
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friend, Jimmy Dickskin.
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- That's exactly what I said.
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want to take people down there
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through all the shit
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treasures, gold and jewels.
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if it'll get this rig rolling.
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- Abandoned.
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- But it's a storage locker
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show you a demonstration
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that we have brought down
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for a little role-play?
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- Got a beautiful set of DVDs.
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- DVDs galore, look at that...
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for sure for DVDs alone.
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sweet piece of machinery
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Maybe 100, maybe 150.
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else have we got, baby?
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man doesn't want 'em?
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'em? What man doesn't throw
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over the goddamn place?
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Five dollars a fishing lure
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sitting alone in that box.
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guarantee ya, is worth
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434. All right, 100,000 might be too much,
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436. Looks like we got a handyman
storage locker, baby.
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437. Handyman storage.
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439. We got lavender brush white paint.
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440. - We got...
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444. You can do them! Come in here
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445. and buy all of that paint
and paint your apartment
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446. and give you $100 cash in your hands.
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447. Ya hear me? What else we got, baby?
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448. And now we're talking big
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449. We got bits.
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450. Bits coming out of the ass.
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451. Twist bits, drill
bits, fucking Brad bits.
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452. All over the place.
Baby's putting them in...
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453. Gonna have so many bits,
you can put 'em in your tits.
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454. You can put in your mouth,
you can shake 'em all around,
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455. do a little dance,
and all kinds of shit.
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456. Bits all over the place.
You can have so many,
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457. you can lick 'em, suck 'em,
kick 'em fucking right in...
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458. Not for me, though, but somebody else
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459. who's into that kind of shit.
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460. Each one is guaranteed
to be at least $100.
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461. No problem there, for
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462. - No, they're not.
- Sure God damn are!
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463. No, they're not.
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464. - Jimmy Dickskin!
- Dickins!
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466. I was just trying to
get you to stop the...
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467. Well, the thing you're doing.
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468. No one keeps shit in
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469. that you can rich off of.
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470. Only shit like Brad point bits, really.
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471. - Yep, see.
- Uncle Eddie would have wanted
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472. me to take this idea and
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473. then abandon it.
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474. I'm out!
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475. You want to know what? Whoever
called it the Brad point bit
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476. would have done themselves a favor
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478. But either way
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479. I'm out.
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480. That's marketing genius
right there, Wayne,
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481. but you snooze, you lose, buggers.
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482. You're looking at three millionaires
walking away from ya in the dust.
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483. Have a good day! On the morrow!
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this southern evangelist
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485. turned Letterkenny youth worker
brings the sound of music.
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486. Bonnie, where'd you get your dress?
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487. I don't know. It was
a Christmas present.
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489. I think so.
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490. - It's so cute.
- Thank you.
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491. You're welcome.
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492. Do you like it, Wayne?
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493. Glen, how're you now?
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494. - Oh, good and you?
- Not so bad.
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495. Well, I want your five K.
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496. For what percent?
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497. Uh, at 0%. That's the Lord's percentage.
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498. - Oh, is that what it is?
- Yes.
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499. Now, what I would like to do,
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500. is to give back to the community
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501. by spreading the word of Christ...
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502. - Okay
- ... through song!
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503. - Uncle Eddie was an atheist.
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504. Then he couldn't have been a Boy Scout
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505. because atheism violates our pledge.
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506. - You're a Boy Scout?
- Uh, yeah.
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507. Fastest Boy Scout to
ever earn his badges
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508. in basketing and bugle-Ry.
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510. Yes! But with three
scoops of chocolate gelato
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511. instead of ice cream.
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513. So am I, but you can power
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514. Wayne!
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517. and Finn.
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518. Those sound like stage names.
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519. Oh, they are. Their
actual names are Kennedy,
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520. Cullen, Campbell.
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521. - Those sound like last names.
- They are.
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522. Now I would like to take
these boys to Los Angeles
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show you might have heard of,
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524. called America's Got Talent.
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525. Now, I know what you're thinking.
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526. Why can't you just bring
'em to the local model search
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527. and talent show that's
coming to town soon?
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528. Well, I would prefer
to bring them directly
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529. to the epicenter of everything.
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530. Make 'em super-famous
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531. and then inspire loads of other boys,
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532. all over Letterkenny, to sing.
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533. - What do ya sing?
- Oh, we sing Enya.
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534. We sing Enya-thing.
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535. It's a choir joke.
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536. Anywho, I'm their choirmaster
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537. but I consider myself to be more of a...
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538. A player-coach in the equationatto.
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539. Because, I mean, frankly,
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540. who wants a trio when
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541. - Tick-tock.
- Okay, boys.
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543. Grazioso.
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545. Energetico.
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547. Finn?
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548. - That'll do, Glen.
- No, wait. You know what?
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549. Sometimes it helps if I
dance. It helps my glissando.
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550. It's the crescendo. Just
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553. but Milo keeps forcing his falsetto
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554. and not accepting the
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555. - Okay...
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556. thinks this is madrigals,
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557. and will not allow me my obbligato.
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558. - Uh-huh?
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560. Now the soul of the piece
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561. in my "praise him."
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562. By the time we get to Los Angeles
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563. the piece will begin with a sonatina,
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564. it will be accompanied by a partita.
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565. It will then accelerando
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566. I will play my third
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567. as the contralto of the quartet-o.
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568. So?
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569. Some people prefer a trio.
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570. I am one of those people.
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571. And for that reason, I'm out.
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572. Say, when is Los Angeles?
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573. - It's next weekend!
- Holy fuck.
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574. What?
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575. Oh, fuck, bud.
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576. - What?
- I'm out.
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577. Up next, two barn favorites have a plan.
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578. - Hi, Bonnie.
- Hi, Daryl.
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579. Hi, Bonnie!
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580. Hi, Dan.
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581. - How are you now?
- Good, and you?
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582. - Not so bad.
- Taking a piss?
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583. Just a fucking pisser, yeah.
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584. Okay.
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585. I yacked from donkey juice.
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586. - Oh, did ya have a spit?
- You meat-sauced.
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587. I was up all night, pretty
near spitting everywhere.
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588. That's pretty near the
whole point of donkey juice.
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589. Like, you know you're
gonna have to spit.
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590. - Had to call Earl.
- I called Huey, too.
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591. Yeah, I solds the Buick.
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592. - Oh, did you all toss a sidewalk pizza?
- Yep.
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593. - Yep.
- Yep.
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594. Well, that's pretty near
the point of donkey juice.
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595. Like, you know you'll have a spit.
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596. We are asking for five K
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597. for 50% of our business.
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598. Fucking serious?
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599. Oh, we sees everyone else doing it,
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600. figured we'd toss our hats in the ring.
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601. You can borrow some
money if you want to.
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602. No, we've got enough to get by, thanks.
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603. Well, we wants to give
back to the community
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604. by getting jobs for peoples.
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605. Well, Uncle Eddie used to always say...
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606. "An idle mind is the
devil's playground."
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607. - 10-4, good buddy.
- Over and out.
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608. So Dary and me been
making these duck calls
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609. and we wants to open up a factory
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610. to manufacture these duck calls.
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611. Well, see now that is
a great, original idea.
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612. And, uh, see Dan has a beard
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613. and I'll grow a beard,
and then the only people
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614. that we'd have working in the factory,
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615. would also have beards.
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616. And that would contribute to
our original and unique brand.
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617. Unique and original.
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618. Yeah. And when we're
not making duck calls
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619. to contribute to our unique brand,
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620. we'd, uh, shoot guns
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621. - and blows up beaver dams.
- Oh.
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622. Will the beavers be out of the dams
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623. before you blow them up?
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624. That's unclear.
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625. But a dam's got to get blowed up.
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626. I'm surprised we're not blowing
up beaver dams right now.
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627. This is a choice idea, boys.
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628. And one that definitely no
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629. - I think I'm in.
- What could go wrong?
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630. And after we grows our brand
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631. and got a followings,
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634. Oh.
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635. No, no, 'cause... It's okay because,
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636. you know, once we've created our brand,
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637. and then condemned the homosexuals,
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638. we'll just like go
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639. to eat supper and then
hold hands and pray.
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640. Well, see now, that's a wee bit
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641. of a curve ball, super-chieftains.
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642. What do you have against homosexuals?
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643. Me? Nothing.
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644. LQBT is all rights with me.
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- Yeah.
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646. - Nothing.
- So, shy do you want to condemn them?
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647. Yeah?
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649. - We know.
- We know.
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651. One was the TV show,
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652. what we seens it on,
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653. and then the other was
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655. We know.
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656. But those guys got real popular
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657. and they looked like they
was having lots of fun
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658. so we just figured if
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659. We could have lots of fun, too.
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662. Oh, yeah, I kind of thought
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663. this whole conversation was
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664. I'm surprised you're not
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665. This idea has lawsuit
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667. Ever.
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669. I'm out.
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670. You want to know what, Dary?
You can't even grow a beard.
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671. - Can too.
- Cannot.
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672. - Can too.
- Cannot.
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673. - Can too!
- Cannot! Figure it out!
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675. No, you can't. And for that reason,
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677. But...
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680. Me? Nothing.
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682. - Yeah, I'd get hammered.
- Yeah.
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684. Beer store's closed.
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685. No!
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686. Fuck, do I miss MoDean's.
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687. Well, reason fucking
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690. - I say he's a good guy.
- The other thing?
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- The other thing?
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697. Hey!
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699. Oh, he was a great guy!
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700. - He was a really good guy!
- A real good guy.
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701. - He was a really good guy.
- Nice guy.
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705. Hear, hear!
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706. Whoo.
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707. This is definitely
what he wanted, brother.
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- Dum-diddy-do.
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- $5,000 worth?
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- Beer store's closed.
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