1. You're having some beers in the barnCopy !req
2. with your pals the other day...Copy !req
3. So, have you figured
out what you're gonna doCopy !req
4. as first act of Ag Hall
President there, super shoots?Copy !req
5. You're looking at it, pea shoots.Copy !req
6. No, he's talking about a
charitable act, big shooter.Copy !req
7. We'll advise you there,
shoots and ladders.Copy !req
8. We'll be your team,Copy !req
9. - half court shooter.
- K.Copy !req
10. Like when Obamas became president,Copy !req
11. he started bringing troops home.Copy !req
12. Oh, is that what he did?Copy !req
13. Or when Trudeau became Prime Minister,Copy !req
14. he started bringing refugees over.Copy !req
15. Oh, did he do that?Copy !req
16. Whatever you do, just make
sure peoples know about it.Copy !req
17. Yeah, like you're gonna
want to have somebodyCopy !req
18. come down from the
paper, take a photo of it.Copy !req
19. - Tweet a tweet, snap a chat.
- Why?Copy !req
20. Well, if it's not in the papersCopy !req
21. or on the Internets, it's
pretty much worthless.Copy !req
22. You know what I think, we
should almost be snapping a chatCopy !req
23. about us talking about doing
the charitables right now.Copy !req
24. Pump the brakes.Copy !req
25. Now, am I doing the charitablesCopy !req
26. for the charity's gain or my own?Copy !req
27. Well, you do the
charitables for the charity,Copy !req
28. but the whole point of
doing the charitablesCopy !req
29. is that people think you're a
good guy for being charitable.Copy !req
30. Yeah, behaving charitably,
you'll have people saying, like,Copy !req
31. - "Oh, he's a good guy."
- "Oh, he's a real good guy."Copy !req
32. - "Oh, he's a great guy."
- No!Copy !req
33. I think you have had
too much sugar cereal.Copy !req
34. The whole point of doing the charitablesCopy !req
35. is to help the charity and to
make you feel good, not look good.Copy !req
36. Figure it out.Copy !req
37. Yeah, but it feels good to have
people call you a real good guy.Copy !req
38. You figure it out.Copy !req
39. Oh, it feels even gooder when
someone says you're a great guy.Copy !req
40. You figure it out.Copy !req
41. You want to do a charitable?Copy !req
42. Drive into town first
thing in the morning,Copy !req
43. dead of winter, after a fresh snow fall.Copy !req
44. Shovel a handful of folks'
driveways before they wake up.Copy !req
45. No one does a tweet.
Feels fuckin' sweet.Copy !req
46. Also, it's a substantial core workout,Copy !req
47. from what I've been told.Copy !req
48. Or if you're done doing hay for the day,Copy !req
49. drive on over to someone's placeCopy !req
50. that isn't done doing hay for the day,Copy !req
51. cut their grass or something like that.Copy !req
52. No one snaps a chat. Go fuck your hat.Copy !req
53. Or couldn't you just help them do hay?Copy !req
54. - But gets a photo.
- You're gonna need a photo.Copy !req
55. You wanna know what?Copy !req
56. No one likes a preachy Patrick,Copy !req
57. but you are pissing on the seat here.Copy !req
58. Well, no one likes an impracticals Pete.Copy !req
59. No one likes an unprepared Paul.Copy !req
60. Or if you're a woman,Copy !req
61. - no one likes an unproductive Pams.
- Or an improper Pippa.Copy !req
62. No one likes a pestering Preston.Copy !req
63. Or if you're a woman, no one
likes a patronizing Peggy.Copy !req
64. Trust me, good buddies,Copy !req
65. any charitables act, big or small,Copy !req
66. is an act wasted if your
face ain't attached to it.Copy !req
67. - Any charitable act?
- Any charitables act.Copy !req
68. Well, then come on, Dan.
Let's drive into town.Copy !req
69. We'll let the dog drop
a shit on Main StreetCopy !req
70. and snap a chat of you picking it up.Copy !req
71. Good?Copy !req
72. Pitter-patter!Copy !req
73. Choice work, super chief.Copy !req
74. Oh, there's your lipstick.Copy !req
75. Subtitle by perittaCopy !req
76. Hey, 19! Nice stats, no stats.Copy !req
77. Scored 40 genos in the dub, one-nine.Copy !req
78. Sixty apples in the O, 19.Copy !req
79. Lead the Q in PIMS as
an over-ager, buddy.Copy !req
80. Wheeled my buddy's billet sister.Copy !req
81. Fucking 200 PIMS, boys.Copy !req
82. PIMS 200 club, boys.Copy !req
83. All the light bulbs don't work
on the scoreboard, eh, bud?Copy !req
84. A quiet night in the red light district,Copy !req
85. - one-nine.
- Suck my knob.Copy !req
86. Drink milk, one-nine.Copy !req
87. What'd they get in a trade for you,Copy !req
88. tin of chew and a half a bag of pucks?Copy !req
89. Set of used practice jerseys?Copy !req
90. Tub of orange slices?Copy !req
91. Go carbo-load, 19.Copy !req
92. Suck my knob, you plug.Copy !req
93. Hey, Schmelts.Copy !req
94. You do not get to talk to Mr. Sakic.Copy !req
95. Mr. Sakic has earned our respect.Copy !req
96. You have not earned
our respect, Schmelts.Copy !req
97. You do not get to talk to Mr. Sakic.Copy !req
98. Your first period in
the league, Schmelts.Copy !req
99. You'll be sent down by the second.Copy !req
100. This is fantasy camp for you.Copy !req
101. Hey!Copy !req
102. You think you can just walk into
this league and start chirping?Copy !req
103. Know your role, pheasants!Copy !req
104. You had a cup of coffee.Copy !req
105. You're seat fillers at the ESPY's.Copy !req
106. You're Tiger's caddy now
that nobody gives a shit!Copy !req
107. It's fucking embarrassing!Copy !req
108. I don't miss playing
for that guy, buddy.Copy !req
109. Always a silver lining, buddy.Copy !req
110. Give your balls a tug, you tit fucker!Copy !req
111. The fuck did Shoresy come from?Copy !req
112. I didn't even know he was here, bro.Copy !req
113. Hey. All this time chirpingCopy !req
114. could be better spent
doing legs, Schmelts.Copy !req
115. Never skip leg day, Schmelts.Copy !req
116. Hey, nice work on legs day today.Copy !req
117. Hey, you rocked legs today, Yorkie.Copy !req
118. Thanks. Barts, you're fasterCopy !req
119. than the Russian Rocket, Pavs Bure.Copy !req
120. That is where leg day got you!Copy !req
121. Yorkie, statistically,
Mike Gartner was fasterCopy !req
122. than Bure, and that's
where leg day got you.Copy !req
123. - Let's win it all, Barts.
- Let's win this ship, Yorkie.Copy !req
124. So, from now on, you're
supposed to call the policeCopy !req
125. when you got worm pickers
on the property, and not 911.Copy !req
126. Good?Copy !req
127. Now that's the business.Copy !req
128. Except for that, anything pressing?Copy !req
129. - And she's back to choring.
- One moment!Copy !req
130. Or should I say motion.Copy !req
131. McMurray, how are ya now?Copy !req
132. - Good n' you?
- Not so bad.Copy !req
133. Good.Copy !req
134. - I will speak candidly here.
- Go ahead, baby.Copy !req
135. Everybody's listening.
Everybody loves you.Copy !req
136. All right.Copy !req
137. The goings on from last week's emergency
meeting left me some terrible upset.Copy !req
138. Some terrible upset.Copy !req
139. Oh, yeah, the ass
pisses all goddamn week,Copy !req
140. - that's all I know.
- This is true.Copy !req
141. I have had the ass pisses,Copy !req
142. also known as p'zazz.Copy !req
143. He's been making the weakest cocksucking
gin and tonics I ever goddamn had.Copy !req
144. All of these events combinedCopy !req
145. have brought me to one conclusion.Copy !req
146. I, McMurray, motionCopy !req
147. something must be done.Copy !req
148. Something has to be done.Copy !req
149. A proper election must take place,Copy !req
150. whereby both Wayne and
I campaign for a weekCopy !req
151. to see who will beCopy !req
152. president of the Agricultural Hall.Copy !req
153. I second that motion.Copy !req
154. I love it when you motion.Copy !req
155. I love you, too, baby. Your motion.Copy !req
156. All right. Jimmy
Dickskin, do your thing.Copy !req
157. Dickins.Copy !req
158. Well, that's exactly what I said.Copy !req
159. Have at her, Dickskin.Copy !req
160. All those in favorCopy !req
161. of a one-week election period,Copy !req
162. give me one hand up, can
we get a one-dollar bill,Copy !req
163. one hand, we're looking at two.Copy !req
164. Two hands up, give me two,
we're looking at three,Copy !req
165. three hands up, getting to three.Copy !req
166. We got three over here,
we're looking at four.Copy !req
167. Four hands up, we're looking at four.Copy !req
168. Four over here, now
we're looking at five.Copy !req
169. Can I get a five-dollar
bill, five over here,Copy !req
170. now we're looking at six
dollar, can I get a six?Copy !req
171. Six over here, now can I get a...Copy !req
172. Hands up, baby, hands up!Copy !req
173. Give me your heart, give me...Copy !req
174. Sold! Majority rules.Copy !req
175. Election awarded to McMurray.Copy !req
176. Get on. Get on. Ride that pony.Copy !req
177. Ride it. All right.Copy !req
178. - Oh!
- Good girl. Good girl.Copy !req
179. All right, we knew
justice would be served.Copy !req
180. Well, see you next week, big boy.Copy !req
181. That's a good pinch.Copy !req
182. You still got the p'zazz?Copy !req
183. It's not shit, it's a
blister from choring.Copy !req
184. Put her there.Copy !req
185. Have it as you like.
Get your stuff, baby.Copy !req
186. Let's hit the road.Copy !req
187. I wouldn't go in there if I was you.Copy !req
188. - Why is she standing outside?
- Don't know.Copy !req
189. Why are you standing outside, Bonnie?Copy !req
190. They crop dusted inside.Copy !req
191. - We crop dusted inside.
- Super.Copy !req
192. I crop dusted on the way over here, too.Copy !req
193. - Did you?
- I did.Copy !req
194. - Very cool.
- I know.Copy !req
195. - And you're single. How?
- I hate everyone.Copy !req
196. - Especially you.
- Couldn't tell.Copy !req
197. - Oh, no?
- No.Copy !req
198. Guess I have work to do then.Copy !req
199. You don't know what work is.Copy !req
200. You sure do, entertaining two
hockey players at the same time.Copy !req
201. Do what you love and you'll
never work a day in your life.Copy !req
202. - Hmm, that's clever.
- Isn't it?Copy !req
203. - I see what you did there.
- I smell what you did there.Copy !req
204. It's clear now, Katy. You can come in.Copy !req
205. Yeah, why don't you go in, Katy?Copy !req
206. This has been a lot of fun.Copy !req
207. Has been? Still is.Copy !req
208. Oh... Fuck off, is what I meant.Copy !req
209. We're busy.Copy !req
210. - You're busy?
- Very.Copy !req
211. Busy ripping farts in coordinated
outfits at the dollar store.Copy !req
212. What of it?Copy !req
213. - Shut up, Roald.
- Then what?Copy !req
214. Are you gonna steal some bikes
and ghost ride them into the river?Copy !req
215. - How did she know that?
- Shut up, Roald.Copy !req
216. Maybe you could even findCopy !req
217. a new spot to rip farts
in, in coordinated outfits.Copy !req
218. You know, if you're not too busy.Copy !req
219. - Oh, we have other spots!
- Roald!Copy !req
220. Who's the genius behind these
coordinated outfits, anyways?Copy !req
221. Well, actually if you are interested...Copy !req
222. Just kidding, I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
223. Nice to see you, buddy.Copy !req
224. Don't listen to her, Devon.Copy !req
225. They wanted you to go to law school.Copy !req
226. Shut up, Roald!Copy !req
227. Devon! Devon!Copy !req
228. - How are ya now?
- Spanking!Copy !req
229. Not so bad.Copy !req
230. Are you the creator of Fartbook?Copy !req
231. I am the sole creator of Fartbook!Copy !req
232. Cocksucking love that
Fartbook, that's all I know.Copy !req
233. - Thank you.
- Good farts.Copy !req
234. Now listen, I'm running against WayneCopy !req
235. for the presidency of the Ag HallCopy !req
236. and was wondering if
I could commission you,Copy !req
237. and him, too,Copy !req
238. to make us a sort of a campaign video.Copy !req
239. You are running against Wayne.Copy !req
240. Cocksucking right, he is.Copy !req
241. Hurting Wayne hurts Katy.
Hurting Katy hurts Stewart.Copy !req
242. It can be doneCopy !req
243. and it will be done!Copy !req
244. Make it stop. Make it stop.Copy !req
245. Okay. Okay. All right.Copy !req
246. So, look, whatever... Whatever is good.Copy !req
247. I just wanted to know that we're
on the same page, all right?Copy !req
248. I want it to be a sort of a...Copy !req
249. Like a good old...Copy !req
250. Smear campaign.Copy !req
251. What's that?Copy !req
252. It's when you run ads suggesting
negative things about your opponents.Copy !req
253. For what purpose?Copy !req
254. To make yourself look goodCopy !req
255. by making your opponent look bad.Copy !req
256. Oh, if you got nothing good to say,
you shouldn't say nothing at all.Copy !req
257. You must acknowledge the appetite
for negativity in today's world.Copy !req
258. The misfortune of others,Copy !req
259. it's become sustenance.Copy !req
260. You must evolve from
your primitive thinking.Copy !req
261. Do you remember the band
Primitive Radio Gods?Copy !req
262. Had that one really good song?Copy !req
263. Bet it's on iTunes.Copy !req
264. I hear McMurray has
commissioned Devon et Al,Copy !req
265. to make a video for his campaign.Copy !req
266. - I suggest you follow suit.
- What sort of video?Copy !req
267. A spectacle,Copy !req
268. pure adrenaline,Copy !req
269. Babylonian.Copy !req
270. You're spare parts, bud.Copy !req
271. Tell you what.Copy !req
272. I'm gonna go into town, mow some lawns.Copy !req
273. Give people one less
chore to do this week.Copy !req
274. Seems more productive than name-calling.Copy !req
275. You wanna know what?Copy !req
276. The dog's in the barn, if you
wanna go hurl some insults.Copy !req
277. You can get your sustenance.Copy !req
278. He won't know what the fuck
you're talking about anyway.Copy !req
279. Have a good one.Copy !req
280. Have it your way, shirt-tucker!Copy !req
281. What is Devon up to?Copy !req
282. I'm Devon, the director.Copy !req
283. Okay. Brown guy here.Copy !req
284. Asian woman here.Copy !req
285. Native man here.Copy !req
286. Gail... Please.Copy !req
287. And the whites over there.Copy !req
288. As you know,Copy !req
289. the purpose of this cinematic experienceCopy !req
290. is to influence voters.Copy !req
291. And we'll do that by reaching
as many ethnicities as possibleCopy !req
292. with our message about
Wayne, which is...Copy !req
293. He's just not ready.Copy !req
294. - That's good.
- Right.Copy !req
295. He's just not ready to be
president of the Ag Hall.Copy !req
296. Um...Copy !req
297. There aren't any ethnicities
on the Ag Hall board.Copy !req
298. - But there will be.
- Okay, but why?Copy !req
299. - Because it's 2015.
- It's not 2015.Copy !req
300. And just to really hit home
this whole ethnicities thing,Copy !req
301. brown guy, have you ever
seen The Simpsons?Copy !req
302. - Yes.
- Excellent.Copy !req
303. Need you to talk like
Apu, from the Kwik-E-Mart?Copy !req
304. Asian woman,Copy !req
305. have you ever seen
The Karate Kid?Copy !req
306. Need you to talk like Mr. Miyagi.Copy !req
307. "Wax on!"Copy !req
308. Native man...Copy !req
309. You're pretty dialed in already.Copy !req
310. - Gail...
- Where's my money, bitch?Copy !req
311. Exactly.Copy !req
312. And our whites are...Copy !req
313. They're super-white,
so just be yourselves!Copy !req
314. Thank you.Copy !req
315. Where is our gay vote?Copy !req
316. Tad Roald. Tad... Tad Roald!Copy !req
317. They'd already put cheese
on it, but I picked it off.Copy !req
318. Tad Roald was too shy
to be in our video,Copy !req
319. but said he'd organize our gay vote.Copy !req
320. So where is our gay vote?Copy !req
321. I am so sorry that I'm late, you guys.Copy !req
322. Crazy story.Copy !req
323. My bike chain flew right off my bikeCopy !req
324. but I happened to be next
to the ice cream truck.Copy !req
325. So I picked myself up
a little sweet treat.Copy !req
326. Ha.Copy !req
327. It's hot out today,
don't you think, Devon?Copy !req
328. - Whew!
- My... No, Glen, no.Copy !req
329. - What?
- Modesty.Copy !req
330. Mm. Disappointing.Copy !req
331. Why does he have his underwear on?Copy !req
332. I don't know.Copy !req
333. Where's my money, bitch?Copy !req
334. You spit on me.Copy !req
335. You're welcome. Hi, Roald.Copy !req
336. As predicted, Devon's made a video.Copy !req
337. The song by Primitive Radio GodsCopy !req
338. is called Standing Outside
a Broken Phone BoothCopy !req
339. with Money in My Hand.Copy !req
340. And it is on iTunes.Copy !req
341. Ah, you're not gonna like this one bit.Copy !req
342. I might like it one drill bit.Copy !req
343. And the message is
you're just not ready.Copy !req
344. Ah, it doesn't sound so bad.Copy !req
345. Yes, it does!Copy !req
346. So I won't like it one bell pepper.Copy !req
347. Watch!Copy !req
348. Hmm.Copy !req
349. Looks like we got good goddamn
candidates here, is all I know.Copy !req
350. Let's talk about Wayne.Copy !req
351. All right. Under the
part that says experience,Copy !req
352. it doesn't say anything about ever
being president of the Agricultural Hall?Copy !req
353. Hmm. That's a hard no.Copy !req
354. He'd be inheriting a lot of problems.Copy !req
355. Letterkenny problems.Copy !req
356. He's a farmer.Copy !req
357. But has anyone ever seen
him do any actual work?Copy !req
358. Ah, hell, no.Copy !req
359. I hear he's been cutting people's lawns.Copy !req
360. Like that will stop
the grass from growing?Copy !req
361. Pitter-patter, let's get
down to the real issues here.Copy !req
362. Being President of the Ag
Hall is not an entry level job.Copy !req
363. How are ya now? Not so qualified.Copy !req
364. Can we really trust a manCopy !req
365. who can't even be
bothered to wear a belt?Copy !req
366. Hell to the nah-nah.Copy !req
367. He's just not ready.Copy !req
368. He's just not ready.Copy !req
369. He's just not ready.Copy !req
370. He's just not ready.Copy !req
371. He's just not ready.Copy !req
372. He's just not ready.Copy !req
373. Nice hair, though.Copy !req
374. - Nice ass.
- Hmm.Copy !req
375. That's what I appreciates about him.Copy !req
376. He's just not ready!Copy !req
377. Wayne for president
of the Ag Hall?Copy !req
378. He's just not ready.Copy !req
379. Oh, hell no.Copy !req
380. Hmm.Copy !req
381. There's a text from your mum.Copy !req
382. Cream for your anal fissures is in.Copy !req
383. Wha...Copy !req
384. It already has 1,001 views.Copy !req
385. Slightly concerning on
account of there only beingCopy !req
386. 5,000 people in Letterkenny.Copy !req
387. We must respond posthaste.Copy !req
388. Two wrongs don't make a right.Copy !req
389. It's jumped 10 views since
we've been conversing!Copy !req
390. 1,011.Copy !req
391. This thing's going viral.Copy !req
392. There could be worse things, Stewart.Copy !req
393. I can beat Devon's view count.Copy !req
394. I give you my personal guarantee.Copy !req
395. And when I do,Copy !req
396. you won't have to sit
through McMurray's pointless,Copy !req
397. purposeless, aimless, godless,
motherless, meetings anymore!Copy !req
398. There's something in it for both of us.Copy !req
399. Now that's likely the least concerning
thing on your hand, isn't it?Copy !req
400. All actors are present.Copy !req
401. - Wondrous!
- Why are they here?Copy !req
402. Money talks.Copy !req
403. He gave us 50 bucks.Copy !req
404. It's like cutting two-and-a-half lawns.Copy !req
405. But we don't even wanna be here, boys.Copy !req
406. You cheated on us, boys.Copy !req
407. Oh, pipe down, Pete and Repeat.Copy !req
408. You were both getting blowiesCopy !req
409. from your big city
slams the entire time.Copy !req
410. Dude, who told her about the blowies?Copy !req
411. Who blew the whistle
on the blowies, bro?Copy !req
412. You just did.Copy !req
413. Oh, that's gutty, bro.Copy !req
414. Shut the back door, bro.Copy !req
415. Reilly and Jonesy, Katy,Copy !req
416. are here to help us
secure the youth vote.Copy !req
417. There aren't any youth
voters on the Ag Hall board.Copy !req
418. - There will be.
- Why?Copy !req
419. Because it's 2015!Copy !req
420. It's not 2015.Copy !req
421. Now, gentlemen,Copy !req
422. since you are such crafty vetsCopy !req
423. of the chirp-slash-beak
slash-carve game,Copy !req
424. I've decided to let you improvise.Copy !req
425. - We're really good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
426. Wayne, let's start with you.Copy !req
427. Just, um, look directly into the cameraCopy !req
428. and say something
slanderous about McMurray.Copy !req
429. Kind of feels like I should
make sure my own backyard's cleanCopy !req
430. before throwing junk in someone else's.Copy !req
431. He slandered you first.Copy !req
432. What, so you think if he
goes jumps off a bridge,Copy !req
433. I'm gonna, too? Figure it out.Copy !req
434. Dan? Daryl?Copy !req
435. Please help.Copy !req
436. Reilly! Jonesy!Copy !req
437. Let's see what you can do.Copy !req
438. - Okay.
- Warm up?Copy !req
439. - Yeah, warm up.
- Oh, sure.Copy !req
440. Absolutely.Copy !req
441. All right.Copy !req
442. The tip of the tongue,
the teeth, the lips.Copy !req
443. The tip of the tongue,
the teeth, the lips.Copy !req
444. The tip of the tongue,
the teeth, the lips.Copy !req
445. - The tip of the tongue...
- Boys!Copy !req
446. Katy?Copy !req
447. Girls gone wild.Copy !req
448. It's not complicated!Copy !req
449. We want to slander McMurrayCopy !req
450. so Wayne can win the electionCopy !req
451. and I can beat Devon's view count.Copy !req
452. Now, let's try this.Copy !req
453. Think about your favorite actorCopy !req
454. and try to channel them.Copy !req
455. Who are your favorite actors?Copy !req
456. Go!Copy !req
457. Kevin Costner.Copy !req
458. Keanu Reeves.Copy !req
459. John Candy.Copy !req
460. Chloe Sevigny.Copy !req
461. It's easy. Taylor Kitsch, boys.Copy !req
462. Big Riggins himself.Copy !req
463. You picked Big Riggins, so I'll
take Michael Fassbender, bro.Copy !req
464. Yeah. But if...Copy !req
465. If Big Riggins, if he's not available,Copy !req
466. 'cause he's my number one,Copy !req
467. it's easy, Chad Michael Murray, boys.Copy !req
468. Big Riggins is still my number oneCopy !req
469. but I love Chaz Michael, bro.Copy !req
470. - One Tree
Hill! - Boom!Copy !req
471. Go with Michael Fassbender.Copy !req
472. - Try channeling that.
- Choose Big Riggins.Copy !req
473. You know what?Copy !req
474. Actors named Michael could
really reinvent themselvesCopy !req
475. if they change their names to Spike,Copy !req
476. like uh, Spike FassbendersCopy !req
477. or, uh, Spike CaineCopy !req
478. or Spike J. Fox.Copy !req
479. - Spike Buble.
- Chaz Spike Murray?Copy !req
480. Oh, C. Spike Murray?Copy !req
481. Let's try and stay on task!Copy !req
482. Well, now it might be kind of awkward,Copy !req
483. might be kind of awkward
if actors named RichardsCopy !req
484. started going by Dick.Copy !req
485. Right? Like Dick Gere. Dick Pryor.Copy !req
486. - Dick Dreyfuss...
- Lionel Dick.Copy !req
487. Feel like Richard Simmons
probably prefers Dick.Copy !req
488. Dude, he got fucking mad.Copy !req
489. Well, looks like she's
back to cutting lawns.Copy !req
490. All those for WayneCopy !req
491. resuming presidency of the Ag Hall...Copy !req
492. Can I get a one vote here?
We got one over here...Copy !req
493. Now can I get a two? Two-dollar bill...Copy !req
494. Two over here now can I get a three...Copy !req
495. Looking at three, three over here,Copy !req
496. now can I get a four?
Looking for a four...Copy !req
497. Wayne for President for four?Copy !req
498. No four. Three for Wayne.Copy !req
499. Those for McMurray reclaiming
presidency of the Ag Hall,Copy !req
500. can I get a one vote here,
looking for one-dollar bill.Copy !req
501. We got one over here, one over here!Copy !req
502. Now can I get a two,Copy !req
503. looking for a two, two over here!Copy !req
504. Now can I get a three,
looking at a three?Copy !req
505. Three over here, we're looking at three,Copy !req
506. can I get a four, looking for a four.Copy !req
507. Four over here, now can I get a five?Copy !req
508. Five-dollar bill, looking for a five.Copy !req
509. Five over here, now can I get a six?Copy !req
510. Six dollars, looking for a six,Copy !req
511. six over here! Now can I get a seven?Copy !req
512. Seven right here, you can
tell by the way he usesCopy !req
513. his walk he's a woman's man.Copy !req
514. Sold! Majority rules.Copy !req
515. Presidency awarded to McMurray.Copy !req
516. Come on, baby. Come here.Copy !req
517. Yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
518. Okay. You gotta act classy.
Now you're the First Lady.Copy !req
519. McMurray, Mrs. McMurray,Copy !req
520. congratulations.Copy !req
521. Thanks, Wayne.Copy !req
522. P'zazz is all cleared up and everything.Copy !req
523. I'm back to my old self again.Copy !req
524. - Glad to hear. Best of luck.
- Appreciate it.Copy !req
525. Let's go get a couple
of cocksucking G&Ts,Copy !req
526. that's what I always say.Copy !req
527. Okay, girl, let's do it.Copy !req
528. Sorry, I couldn't vote for you, Wayne.Copy !req
529. Your video really threw me off.Copy !req
530. Thanks for cutting my lawn, though.Copy !req
531. I'll return the favor one day.Copy !req
532. Good enough, Jim.Copy !req
533. Stewart's YouTube page.Copy !req
534. McMurray's a piece of shit.Copy !req
535. McMurray's a piece of shit.Copy !req
536. McMurray's a piece of shit.Copy !req
537. Why would I say
McMurray's a piece of shit?Copy !req
538. All right, he's a piece of shit.Copy !req
539. - Hello?
- Yo.Copy !req
540. What's up, B?Copy !req
541. Nothing. Chilling.Copy !req
542. - What's up with you?
- McMurray's a piece of shit.Copy !req
543. True.Copy !req
544. What's up?Copy !req
545. What up?Copy !req
546. Yo, who's that?Copy !req
547. Yo, pick up the phone.Copy !req
548. What up?Copy !req
549. What's up?Copy !req
550. What up?Copy !req
551. What up?Copy !req
552. Ahh...Copy !req
553. McMurray's a piece of shit.Copy !req
554. McMurray's a piece of shit.Copy !req
555. Message approved by Wayne.Copy !req
556. Fuck a duck.Copy !req
557. I mean, this is no fun, boys.Copy !req
558. Team No-Fun, boys.Copy !req
559. We gotta start giving it back to themCopy !req
560. or they're just gonna fucking
walk all over us, buddy.Copy !req
561. Yeah, but where do we start, buddy?Copy !req
562. What the fuck is that, boys?Copy !req
563. Yo, you leave the
house like that, buddy?Copy !req
564. What's the problem, Schmelt?Copy !req
565. You got a fucking bush, bud.Copy !req
566. You got a bush, bud.Copy !req
567. Who's the bush inspector
around here, boys?Copy !req
568. Bush inspector's
sleeping on shift, boys.Copy !req
569. On our junior team it's a
five-dollar fine every gameCopy !req
570. and praccy 'til she's shaved
down to the wood, boys.Copy !req
571. Hey, get that hedge hog
off your tummy stick, bud.Copy !req
572. You're fucking gross, bud.Copy !req
573. You're fucking gross, bud.Copy !req
574. Looks like we got a couple
of cock-lookers, Yorkie.Copy !req
575. Of course, the Schmelts
like a good cock-look, Barts.Copy !req
576. Oh, yeah, I fucking cock-lookedCopy !req
577. 'cause your junk's a fucking car crashCopy !req
578. and you can't look away.Copy !req
579. I cock-looked 'cause your
junk's a fucking strobe light.Copy !req
580. I can see it with my eyes closed!Copy !req
581. So you were cock-looking.Copy !req
582. They just admitted they cock-looked.Copy !req
583. Well, I cock-lookedCopy !req
584. 'cause your junk's a
fucking welding flame, buddy.Copy !req
585. You look directly at itCopy !req
586. and your fucking retinas getting burned.Copy !req
587. I cock-looked because your junk'sCopy !req
588. a fucking child walking
in on his parents.Copy !req
589. Once you see it, it cannot be unseen.Copy !req
590. All this time cock-lookingCopy !req
591. could be better spent doing legs.Copy !req
592. More legs, less cock-looking, Schmelts.Copy !req
593. I fucking skipped leg day, boys.Copy !req
594. Fuck leg day, boys!Copy !req
595. You are woefully uninformed,Copy !req
596. - aren't you?
- How?Copy !req
597. I said I would beat Devon's view count,Copy !req
598. not win you the election.Copy !req
599. And guess what? I did
beat Devon's view count.Copy !req
600. - Look.
- Oh, I don't give a care.Copy !req
601. I've been contacted by
Budweiser and Carl's Jr.Copy !req
602. over copyright infringements,Copy !req
603. but I don't think they're serious.Copy !req
604. You wanna know what?Copy !req
605. McMurray's meetings are a bit painful,Copy !req
606. but not sure that's good enough reasonCopy !req
607. to get into politics.Copy !req
608. - They're all crooks.
- Every one of them.Copy !req
609. Now run along, Stewart,Copy !req
610. before I get bored of behaving.Copy !req
611. Well, I guess she's off to chore.Copy !req
612. Been busy cutting other
people's fucking lawns all week.Copy !req
613. Jim Dickins. How're ya now?Copy !req
614. It's Dicks... Nope, you
got it right that time.Copy !req
615. - Good n' you?
- Not so bad.Copy !req
616. I said I'd return the
favor for cutting the lawn.Copy !req
617. I figured there's no
time like the present.Copy !req
618. Can we give you a hand with anything?Copy !req
619. Subtitle by perittaCopy !req