1. You're having some beers in the barnCopy !req
2. with your pals the other day...Copy !req
3. So, have you figured
out what you're gonna doCopy !req
4. as first act of Ag Hall
President there, super shoots?Copy !req
5. You're looking at it, pea shoots.Copy !req
6. No, he's talking about a
charitable act, big shooter.Copy !req
7. We'll advise you there,
shoots and ladders.Copy !req
8. We'll be your team,Copy !req
9. - half court shooter.
- K.Copy !req
10. Like when Obamas became president,Copy !req
11. he started bringing troops home.Copy !req
12. Oh, is that what he did?Copy !req
13. Or when Trudeau became Prime Minister,Copy !req
14. he started bringing refugees over.Copy !req
15. Oh, did he do that?Copy !req
16. Whatever you do, just make
sure peoples know about it.Copy !req
17. Yeah, like you're gonna
want to have somebodyCopy !req
18. come down from the
paper, take a photo of it.Copy !req
19. - Tweet a tweet, snap a chat.
- Why?Copy !req
20. Well, if it's not in the papersCopy !req
21. or on the Internets, it's
pretty much worthless.Copy !req
22. You know what I think, we
should almost be snapping a chatCopy !req
23. about us talking about doing
the charitables right now.Copy !req
24. Pump the brakes.Copy !req
25. Now, am I doing the charitablesCopy !req
26. for the charity's gain or my own?Copy !req
27. Well, you do the
charitables for the charity,Copy !req
28. but the whole point of
doing the charitablesCopy !req
29. is that people think you're a
good guy for being charitable.Copy !req
30. Yeah, behaving charitably,
you'll have people saying, like,Copy !req
31. - "Oh, he's a good guy."
- "Oh, he's a real good guy."Copy !req
32. - "Oh, he's a great guy."
- No!Copy !req
33. I think you have had
too much sugar cereal.Copy !req
34. The whole point of doing the charitablesCopy !req
35. is to help the charity and to
make you feel good, not look good.Copy !req
36. Figure it out.Copy !req
37. Yeah, but it feels good to have
people call you a real good guy.Copy !req
38. You figure it out.Copy !req
39. Oh, it feels even gooder when
someone says you're a great guy.Copy !req
40. You figure it out.Copy !req
41. You want to do a charitable?Copy !req
42. Drive into town first
thing in the morning,Copy !req
43. dead of winter, after a fresh snow fall.Copy !req
44. Shovel a handful of folks'
driveways before they wake up.Copy !req
45. No one does a tweet.
Feels fuckin' sweet.Copy !req
46. Also, it's a substantial core workout,Copy !req
47. from what I've been told.Copy !req
48. Or if you're done doing hay for the day,Copy !req
49. drive on over to someone's placeCopy !req
50. that isn't done doing hay for the day,Copy !req
51. cut their grass or something like that.Copy !req
52. No one snaps a chat. Go fuck your hat.Copy !req
53. Or couldn't you just help them do hay?Copy !req
54. - But gets a photo.
- You're gonna need a photo.Copy !req
55. You wanna know what?Copy !req
56. No one likes a preachy Patrick,Copy !req
57. but you are pissing on the seat here.Copy !req
58. Well, no one likes an impracticals Pete.Copy !req
59. No one likes an unprepared Paul.Copy !req
60. Or if you're a woman,Copy !req
61. - no one likes an unproductive Pams.
- Or an improper Pippa.Copy !req
62. No one likes a pestering Preston.Copy !req
63. Or if you're a woman, no one
likes a patronizing Peggy.Copy !req
64. Trust me, good buddies,Copy !req
65. any charitables act, big or small,Copy !req
66. is an act wasted if your
face ain't attached to it.Copy !req
67. - Any charitable act?
- Any charitables act.Copy !req
68. Well, then come on, Dan.
Let's drive into town.Copy !req
69. We'll let the dog drop
a shit on Main StreetCopy !req
70. and snap a chat of you picking it up.Copy !req
71. Good?Copy !req
72. Pitter-patter!Copy !req
73. Choice work, super chief.Copy !req
74. Oh, there's your lipstick.Copy !req
75. Hey, 19! Nice stats, no stats.Copy !req
76. Scored 40 genos in the dub, one-nine.Copy !req
77. Sixty apples in the O, 19.Copy !req
78. Lead the Q in PIMS as
an over-ager, buddy.Copy !req
79. Wheeled my buddy's billet sister.Copy !req
80. Fucking 200 PIMS, boys.Copy !req
81. PIMS 200 club, boys.Copy !req
82. All the light bulbs don't work
on the scoreboard, eh, bud?Copy !req
83. A quiet night in the red light district,Copy !req
84. - one-nine.
- Suck my knob.Copy !req
85. Drink milk, one-nine.Copy !req
86. What'd they get in a trade for you,Copy !req
87. tin of chew and a half a bag of pucks?Copy !req
88. Set of used practice jerseys?Copy !req
89. Tub of orange slices?Copy !req
90. Go carbo-load, 19.Copy !req
91. Suck my knob, you plug.Copy !req
92. Hey, Schmelts.Copy !req
93. You do not get to talk to Mr. Sakic.Copy !req
94. Mr. Sakic has earned our respect.Copy !req
95. You have not earned
our respect, Schmelts.Copy !req
96. You do not get to talk to Mr. Sakic.Copy !req
97. Your first period in
the league, Schmelts.Copy !req
98. You'll be sent down by the second.Copy !req
99. This is fantasy camp for you.Copy !req
100. Hey!Copy !req
101. You think you can just walk into
this league and start chirping?Copy !req
102. Know your role, pheasants!Copy !req
103. You had a cup of coffee.Copy !req
104. You're seat fillers at the ESPY's.Copy !req
105. You're Tiger's caddy now
that nobody gives a shit!Copy !req
106. It's fucking embarrassing!Copy !req
107. I don't miss playing
for that guy, buddy.Copy !req
108. Always a silver lining, buddy.Copy !req
109. Give your balls a tug, you tit fucker!Copy !req
110. The fuck did Shoresy come from?Copy !req
111. I didn't even know he was here, bro.Copy !req
112. Hey. All this time chirpingCopy !req
113. could be better spent
doing legs, Schmelts.Copy !req
114. Never skip leg day, Schmelts.Copy !req
115. Hey, nice work on legs day today.Copy !req
116. Hey, you rocked legs today, Yorkie.Copy !req
117. Thanks. Barts, you're fasterCopy !req
118. than the Russian Rocket, Pavs Bure.Copy !req
119. That is where leg day got you!Copy !req
120. Yorkie, statistically,
Mike Gartner was fasterCopy !req
121. than Bure, and that's
where leg day got you.Copy !req
122. - Let's win it all, Barts.
- Let's win this ship, Yorkie.Copy !req
123. So, from now on, you're
supposed to call the policeCopy !req
124. when you got worm pickers
on the property, and not 911.Copy !req
125. Good?Copy !req
126. Now that's the business.Copy !req
127. Except for that, anything pressing?Copy !req
128. - And she's back to choring.
- One moment!Copy !req
129. Or should I say motion.Copy !req
130. McMurray, how are ya now?Copy !req
131. - Good n' you?
- Not so bad.Copy !req
132. Good.Copy !req
133. - I will speak candidly here.
- Go ahead, baby.Copy !req
134. Everybody's listening.
Everybody loves you.Copy !req
135. All right.Copy !req
136. The goings on from last week's emergency
meeting left me some terrible upset.Copy !req
137. Some terrible upset.Copy !req
138. Oh, yeah, the ass
pisses all goddamn week,Copy !req
139. - that's all I know.
- This is true.Copy !req
140. I have had the ass pisses,Copy !req
141. also known as p'zazz.Copy !req
142. He's been making the weakest cocksucking
gin and tonics I ever goddamn had.Copy !req
143. All of these events combinedCopy !req
144. have brought me to one conclusion.Copy !req
145. I, McMurray, motionCopy !req
146. something must be done.Copy !req
147. Something has to be done.Copy !req
148. A proper election must take place,Copy !req
149. whereby both Wayne and
I campaign for a weekCopy !req
150. to see who will beCopy !req
151. president of the Agricultural Hall.Copy !req
152. I second that motion.Copy !req
153. I love it when you motion.Copy !req
154. I love you, too, baby. Your motion.Copy !req
155. All right. Jimmy
Dickskin, do your thing.Copy !req
156. Dickins.Copy !req
157. Well, that's exactly what I said.Copy !req
158. Have at her, Dickskin.Copy !req
159. All those in favorCopy !req
160. of a one-week election period,Copy !req
161. give me one hand up, can
we get a one-dollar bill,Copy !req
162. one hand, we're looking at two.Copy !req
163. Two hands up, give me two,
we're looking at three,Copy !req
164. three hands up, getting to three.Copy !req
165. We got three over here,
we're looking at four.Copy !req
166. Four hands up, we're looking at four.Copy !req
167. Four over here, now
we're looking at five.Copy !req
168. Can I get a five-dollar
bill, five over here,Copy !req
169. now we're looking at six
dollar, can I get a six?Copy !req
170. Six over here, now can I get a...Copy !req
171. Hands up, baby, hands up!Copy !req
172. Give me your heart, give me...Copy !req
173. Sold! Majority rules.Copy !req
174. Election awarded to McMurray.Copy !req
175. Get on. Get on. Ride that pony.Copy !req
176. Ride it. All right.Copy !req
177. - Oh!
- Good girl. Good girl.Copy !req
178. All right, we knew
justice would be served.Copy !req
179. Well, see you next week, big boy.Copy !req
180. That's a good pinch.Copy !req
181. You still got the p'zazz?Copy !req
182. It's not shit, it's a
blister from choring.Copy !req
183. Put her there.Copy !req
184. Have it as you like.
Get your stuff, baby.Copy !req
185. Let's hit the road.Copy !req
186. I wouldn't go in there if I was you.Copy !req
187. - Why is she standing outside?
- Don't know.Copy !req
188. Why are you standing outside, Bonnie?Copy !req
189. They crop dusted inside.Copy !req
190. - We crop dusted inside.
- Super.Copy !req
191. I crop dusted on the way over here, too.Copy !req
192. - Did you?
- I did.Copy !req
193. - Very cool.
- I know.Copy !req
194. - And you're single. How?
- I hate everyone.Copy !req
195. - Especially you.
- Couldn't tell.Copy !req
196. - Oh, no?
- No.Copy !req
197. Guess I have work to do then.Copy !req
198. You don't know what work is.Copy !req
199. You sure do, entertaining two
hockey players at the same time.Copy !req
200. Do what you love and you'll
never work a day in your life.Copy !req
201. - Hmm, that's clever.
- Isn't it?Copy !req
202. - I see what you did there.
- I smell what you did there.Copy !req
203. It's clear now, Katy. You can come in.Copy !req
204. Yeah, why don't you go in, Katy?Copy !req
205. This has been a lot of fun.Copy !req
206. Has been? Still is.Copy !req
207. Oh... Fuck off, is what I meant.Copy !req
208. We're busy.Copy !req
209. - You're busy?
- Very.Copy !req
210. Busy ripping farts in coordinated
outfits at the dollar store.Copy !req
211. What of it?Copy !req
212. - Shut up, Roald.
- Then what?Copy !req
213. Are you gonna steal some bikes
and ghost ride them into the river?Copy !req
214. - How did she know that?
- Shut up, Roald.Copy !req
215. Maybe you could even findCopy !req
216. a new spot to rip farts
in, in coordinated outfits.Copy !req
217. You know, if you're not too busy.Copy !req
218. - Oh, we have other spots!
- Roald!Copy !req
219. Who's the genius behind these
coordinated outfits, anyways?Copy !req
220. Well, actually if you are interested...Copy !req
221. Just kidding, I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
222. Nice to see you, buddy.Copy !req
223. Don't listen to her, Devon.Copy !req
224. They wanted you to go to law school.Copy !req
225. Shut up, Roald!Copy !req
226. Devon! Devon!Copy !req
227. - How are ya now?
- Spanking!Copy !req
228. Not so bad.Copy !req
229. Are you the creator of Fartbook?Copy !req
230. I am the sole creator of Fartbook!Copy !req
231. Cocksucking love that
Fartbook, that's all I know.Copy !req
232. - Thank you.
- Good farts.Copy !req
233. Now listen, I'm running against WayneCopy !req
234. for the presidency of the Ag HallCopy !req
235. and was wondering if
I could commission you,Copy !req
236. and him, too,Copy !req
237. to make us a sort of a campaign video.Copy !req
238. You are running against Wayne.Copy !req
239. Cocksucking right, he is.Copy !req
240. Hurting Wayne hurts Katy.
Hurting Katy hurts Stewart.Copy !req
241. It can be doneCopy !req
242. and it will be done!Copy !req
243. Make it stop. Make it stop.Copy !req
244. Okay. Okay. All right.Copy !req
245. So, look, whatever... Whatever is good.Copy !req
246. I just wanted to know that we're
on the same page, all right?Copy !req
247. I want it to be a sort of a...Copy !req
248. Like a good old...Copy !req
249. Smear campaign.Copy !req
250. What's that?Copy !req
251. It's when you run ads suggesting
negative things about your opponents.Copy !req
252. For what purpose?Copy !req
253. To make yourself look goodCopy !req
254. by making your opponent look bad.Copy !req
255. Oh, if you got nothing good to say,
you shouldn't say nothing at all.Copy !req
256. You must acknowledge the appetite
for negativity in today's world.Copy !req
257. The misfortune of others,Copy !req
258. it's become sustenance.Copy !req
259. You must evolve from
your primitive thinking.Copy !req
260. Do you remember the band
Primitive Radio Gods?Copy !req
261. Had that one really good song?Copy !req
262. Bet it's on iTunes.Copy !req
263. I hear McMurray has
commissioned Devon et Al,Copy !req
264. to make a video for his campaign.Copy !req
265. - I suggest you follow suit.
- What sort of video?Copy !req
266. A spectacle,Copy !req
267. pure adrenaline,Copy !req
268. Babylonian.Copy !req
269. You're spare parts, bud.Copy !req
270. Tell you what.Copy !req
271. I'm gonna go into town, mow some lawns.Copy !req
272. Give people one less
chore to do this week.Copy !req
273. Seems more productive than name-calling.Copy !req
274. You wanna know what?Copy !req
275. The dog's in the barn, if you
wanna go hurl some insults.Copy !req
276. You can get your sustenance.Copy !req
277. He won't know what the fuck
you're talking about anyway.Copy !req
278. Have a good one.Copy !req
279. Have it your way, shirt-tucker!Copy !req
280. What is Devon up to?Copy !req
281. I'm Devon, the director.Copy !req
282. Okay. Brown guy here.Copy !req
283. Asian woman here.Copy !req
284. Native man here.Copy !req
285. Gail... Please.Copy !req
286. And the whites over there.Copy !req
287. As you know,Copy !req
288. the purpose of this cinematic experienceCopy !req
289. is to influence voters.Copy !req
290. And we'll do that by reaching
as many ethnicities as possibleCopy !req
291. with our message about
Wayne, which is...Copy !req
292. He's just not ready.Copy !req
293. - That's good.
- Right.Copy !req
294. He's just not ready to be
president of the Ag Hall.Copy !req
295. Um...Copy !req
296. There aren't any ethnicities
on the Ag Hall board.Copy !req
297. - But there will be.
- Okay, but why?Copy !req
298. - Because it's 2015.
- It's not 2015.Copy !req
299. And just to really hit home
this whole ethnicities thing,Copy !req
300. brown guy, have you ever
seen The Simpsons?Copy !req
301. - Yes.
- Excellent.Copy !req
302. Need you to talk like
Apu, from the Kwik-E-Mart?Copy !req
303. Asian woman,Copy !req
304. have you ever seen
The Karate Kid?Copy !req
305. Need you to talk like Mr. Miyagi.Copy !req
306. "Wax on!"Copy !req
307. Native man...Copy !req
308. You're pretty dialed in already.Copy !req
309. - Gail...
- Where's my money, bitch?Copy !req
310. Exactly.Copy !req
311. And our whites are...Copy !req
312. They're super-white,
so just be yourselves!Copy !req
313. Thank you.Copy !req
314. Where is our gay vote?Copy !req
315. Tad Roald. Tad... Tad Roald!Copy !req
316. They'd already put cheese
on it, but I picked it off.Copy !req
317. Tad Roald was too shy
to be in our video,Copy !req
318. but said he'd organize our gay vote.Copy !req
319. So where is our gay vote?Copy !req
320. I am so sorry that I'm late, you guys.Copy !req
321. Crazy story.Copy !req
322. My bike chain flew right off my bikeCopy !req
323. but I happened to be next
to the ice cream truck.Copy !req
324. So I picked myself up
a little sweet treat.Copy !req
325. Ha.Copy !req
326. It's hot out today,
don't you think, Devon?Copy !req
327. - Whew!
- My... No, Glen, no.Copy !req
328. - What?
- Modesty.Copy !req
329. Mm. Disappointing.Copy !req
330. Why does he have his underwear on?Copy !req
331. I don't know.Copy !req
332. Where's my money, bitch?Copy !req
333. You spit on me.Copy !req
334. You're welcome. Hi, Roald.Copy !req
335. As predicted, Devon's made a video.Copy !req
336. The song by Primitive Radio GodsCopy !req
337. is called Standing Outside
a Broken Phone BoothCopy !req
338. with Money in My Hand.Copy !req
339. And it is on iTunes.Copy !req
340. Ah, you're not gonna like this one bit.Copy !req
341. I might like it one drill bit.Copy !req
342. And the message is
you're just not ready.Copy !req
343. Ah, it doesn't sound so bad.Copy !req
344. Yes, it does!Copy !req
345. So I won't like it one bell pepper.Copy !req
346. Watch!Copy !req
347. Hmm.Copy !req
348. Looks like we got good goddamn
candidates here, is all I know.Copy !req
349. Let's talk about Wayne.Copy !req
350. All right. Under the
part that says experience,Copy !req
351. it doesn't say anything about ever
being president of the Agricultural Hall?Copy !req
352. Hmm. That's a hard no.Copy !req
353. He'd be inheriting a lot of problems.Copy !req
354. Letterkenny problems.Copy !req
355. He's a farmer.Copy !req
356. But has anyone ever seen
him do any actual work?Copy !req
357. Ah, hell, no.Copy !req
358. I hear he's been cutting people's lawns.Copy !req
359. Like that will stop
the grass from growing?Copy !req
360. Pitter-patter, let's get
down to the real issues here.Copy !req
361. Being President of the Ag
Hall is not an entry level job.Copy !req
362. How are ya now? Not so qualified.Copy !req
363. Can we really trust a manCopy !req
364. who can't even be
bothered to wear a belt?Copy !req
365. Hell to the nah-nah.Copy !req
366. He's just not ready.Copy !req
367. He's just not ready.Copy !req
368. He's just not ready.Copy !req
369. He's just not ready.Copy !req
370. He's just not ready.Copy !req
371. He's just not ready.Copy !req
372. Nice hair, though.Copy !req
373. - Nice ass.
- Hmm.Copy !req
374. That's what I appreciates about him.Copy !req
375. He's just not ready!Copy !req
376. Wayne for president
of the Ag Hall?Copy !req
377. He's just not ready.Copy !req
378. Oh, hell no.Copy !req
379. Hmm.Copy !req
380. There's a text from your mum.Copy !req
381. Cream for your anal fissures is in.Copy !req
382. Wha...Copy !req
383. It already has 1,001 views.Copy !req
384. Slightly concerning on
account of there only beingCopy !req
385. 5,000 people in Letterkenny.Copy !req
386. We must respond posthaste.Copy !req
387. Two wrongs don't make a right.Copy !req
388. It's jumped 10 views since
we've been conversing!Copy !req
389. 1,011.Copy !req
390. This thing's going viral.Copy !req
391. There could be worse things, Stewart.Copy !req
392. I can beat Devon's view count.Copy !req
393. I give you my personal guarantee.Copy !req
394. And when I do,Copy !req
395. you won't have to sit
through McMurray's pointless,Copy !req
396. purposeless, aimless, godless,
motherless, meetings anymore!Copy !req
397. There's something in it for both of us.Copy !req
398. Now that's likely the least concerning
thing on your hand, isn't it?Copy !req
399. All actors are present.Copy !req
400. - Wondrous!
- Why are they here?Copy !req
401. Money talks.Copy !req
402. He gave us 50 bucks.Copy !req
403. It's like cutting two-and-a-half lawns.Copy !req
404. But we don't even wanna be here, boys.Copy !req
405. You cheated on us, boys.Copy !req
406. Oh, pipe down, Pete and Repeat.Copy !req
407. You were both getting blowiesCopy !req
408. from your big city
slams the entire time.Copy !req
409. Dude, who told her about the blowies?Copy !req
410. Who blew the whistle
on the blowies, bro?Copy !req
411. You just did.Copy !req
412. Oh, that's gutty, bro.Copy !req
413. Shut the back door, bro.Copy !req
414. Reilly and Jonesy, Katy,Copy !req
415. are here to help us
secure the youth vote.Copy !req
416. There aren't any youth
voters on the Ag Hall board.Copy !req
417. - There will be.
- Why?Copy !req
418. Because it's 2015!Copy !req
419. It's not 2015.Copy !req
420. Now, gentlemen,Copy !req
421. since you are such crafty vetsCopy !req
422. of the chirp-slash-beak
slash-carve game,Copy !req
423. I've decided to let you improvise.Copy !req
424. - We're really good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
425. Wayne, let's start with you.Copy !req
426. Just, um, look directly into the cameraCopy !req
427. and say something
slanderous about McMurray.Copy !req
428. Kind of feels like I should
make sure my own backyard's cleanCopy !req
429. before throwing junk in someone else's.Copy !req
430. He slandered you first.Copy !req
431. What, so you think if he
goes jumps off a bridge,Copy !req
432. I'm gonna, too? Figure it out.Copy !req
433. Dan? Daryl?Copy !req
434. Please help.Copy !req
435. Reilly! Jonesy!Copy !req
436. Let's see what you can do.Copy !req
437. - Okay.
- Warm up?Copy !req
438. - Yeah, warm up.
- Oh, sure.Copy !req
439. Absolutely.Copy !req
440. All right.Copy !req
441. The tip of the tongue,
the teeth, the lips.Copy !req
442. The tip of the tongue,
the teeth, the lips.Copy !req
443. The tip of the tongue,
the teeth, the lips.Copy !req
444. - The tip of the tongue...
- Boys!Copy !req
445. Katy?Copy !req
446. Girls gone wild.Copy !req
447. It's not complicated!Copy !req
448. We want to slander McMurrayCopy !req
449. so Wayne can win the electionCopy !req
450. and I can beat Devon's view count.Copy !req
451. Now, let's try this.Copy !req
452. Think about your favorite actorCopy !req
453. and try to channel them.Copy !req
454. Who are your favorite actors?Copy !req
455. Go!Copy !req
456. Kevin Costner.Copy !req
457. Keanu Reeves.Copy !req
458. John Candy.Copy !req
459. Chloe Sevigny.Copy !req
460. It's easy. Taylor Kitsch, boys.Copy !req
461. Big Riggins himself.Copy !req
462. You picked Big Riggins, so I'll
take Michael Fassbender, bro.Copy !req
463. Yeah. But if...Copy !req
464. If Big Riggins, if he's not available,Copy !req
465. 'cause he's my number one,Copy !req
466. it's easy, Chad Michael Murray, boys.Copy !req
467. Big Riggins is still my number oneCopy !req
468. but I love Chaz Michael, bro.Copy !req
469. - One Tree
Hill! - Boom!Copy !req
470. Go with Michael Fassbender.Copy !req
471. - Try channeling that.
- Choose Big Riggins.Copy !req
472. You know what?Copy !req
473. Actors named Michael could
really reinvent themselvesCopy !req
474. if they change their names to Spike,Copy !req
475. like uh, Spike FassbendersCopy !req
476. or, uh, Spike CaineCopy !req
477. or Spike J. Fox.Copy !req
478. - Spike Buble.
- Chaz Spike Murray?Copy !req
479. Oh, C. Spike Murray?Copy !req
480. Let's try and stay on task!Copy !req
481. Well, now it might be kind of awkward,Copy !req
482. might be kind of awkward
if actors named RichardsCopy !req
483. started going by Dick.Copy !req
484. Right? Like Dick Gere. Dick Pryor.Copy !req
485. - Dick Dreyfuss...
- Lionel Dick.Copy !req
486. Feel like Richard Simmons
probably prefers Dick.Copy !req
487. Dude, he got fucking mad.Copy !req
488. Well, looks like she's
back to cutting lawns.Copy !req
489. All those for WayneCopy !req
490. resuming presidency of the Ag Hall...Copy !req
491. Can I get a one vote here?
We got one over here...Copy !req
492. Now can I get a two? Two-dollar bill...Copy !req
493. Two over here now can I get a three...Copy !req
494. Looking at three, three over here,Copy !req
495. now can I get a four?
Looking for a four...Copy !req
496. Wayne for President for four?Copy !req
497. No four. Three for Wayne.Copy !req
498. Those for McMurray reclaiming
presidency of the Ag Hall,Copy !req
499. can I get a one vote here,
looking for one-dollar bill.Copy !req
500. We got one over here, one over here!Copy !req
501. Now can I get a two,Copy !req
502. looking for a two, two over here!Copy !req
503. Now can I get a three,
looking at a three?Copy !req
504. Three over here, we're looking at three,Copy !req
505. can I get a four, looking for a four.Copy !req
506. Four over here, now can I get a five?Copy !req
507. Five-dollar bill, looking for a five.Copy !req
508. Five over here, now can I get a six?Copy !req
509. Six dollars, looking for a six,Copy !req
510. six over here! Now can I get a seven?Copy !req
511. Seven right here, you can
tell by the way he usesCopy !req
512. his walk he's a woman's man.Copy !req
513. Sold! Majority rules.Copy !req
514. Presidency awarded to McMurray.Copy !req
515. Come on, baby. Come here.Copy !req
516. Yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
517. Okay. You gotta act classy.
Now you're the First Lady.Copy !req
518. McMurray, Mrs. McMurray,Copy !req
519. congratulations.Copy !req
520. Thanks, Wayne.Copy !req
521. P'zazz is all cleared up and everything.Copy !req
522. I'm back to my old self again.Copy !req
523. - Glad to hear. Best of luck.
- Appreciate it.Copy !req
524. Let's go get a couple
of cocksucking G&Ts,Copy !req
525. that's what I always say.Copy !req
526. Okay, girl, let's do it.Copy !req
527. Sorry, I couldn't vote for you, Wayne.Copy !req
528. Your video really threw me off.Copy !req
529. Thanks for cutting my lawn, though.Copy !req
530. I'll return the favor one day.Copy !req
531. Good enough, Jim.Copy !req
532. Stewart's YouTube page.Copy !req
533. McMurray's a piece of shit.Copy !req
534. McMurray's a piece of shit.Copy !req
535. McMurray's a piece of shit.Copy !req
536. Why would I say
McMurray's a piece of shit?Copy !req
537. All right, he's a piece of shit.Copy !req
538. - Hello?
- Yo.Copy !req
539. What's up, B?Copy !req
540. Nothing. Chilling.Copy !req
541. - What's up with you?
- McMurray's a piece of shit.Copy !req
542. True.Copy !req
543. What's up?Copy !req
544. What up?Copy !req
545. Yo, who's that?Copy !req
546. Yo, pick up the phone.Copy !req
547. What up?Copy !req
548. What's up?Copy !req
549. What up?Copy !req
550. What up?Copy !req
551. Ahh...Copy !req
552. McMurray's a piece of shit.Copy !req
553. McMurray's a piece of shit.Copy !req
554. Message approved by Wayne.Copy !req
555. Fuck a duck.Copy !req
556. I mean, this is no fun, boys.Copy !req
557. Team No-Fun, boys.Copy !req
558. We gotta start giving it back to themCopy !req
559. or they're just gonna fucking
walk all over us, buddy.Copy !req
560. Yeah, but where do we start, buddy?Copy !req
561. What the fuck is that, boys?Copy !req
562. Yo, you leave the
house like that, buddy?Copy !req
563. What's the problem, Schmelt?Copy !req
564. You got a fucking bush, bud.Copy !req
565. You got a bush, bud.Copy !req
566. Who's the bush inspector
around here, boys?Copy !req
567. Bush inspector's
sleeping on shift, boys.Copy !req
568. On our junior team it's a
five-dollar fine every gameCopy !req
569. and praccy 'til she's shaved
down to the wood, boys.Copy !req
570. Hey, get that hedge hog
off your tummy stick, bud.Copy !req
571. You're fucking gross, bud.Copy !req
572. You're fucking gross, bud.Copy !req
573. Looks like we got a couple
of cock-lookers, Yorkie.Copy !req
574. Of course, the Schmelts
like a good cock-look, Barts.Copy !req
575. Oh, yeah, I fucking cock-lookedCopy !req
576. 'cause your junk's a fucking car crashCopy !req
577. and you can't look away.Copy !req
578. I cock-looked 'cause your
junk's a fucking strobe light.Copy !req
579. I can see it with my eyes closed!Copy !req
580. So you were cock-looking.Copy !req
581. They just admitted they cock-looked.Copy !req
582. Well, I cock-lookedCopy !req
583. 'cause your junk's a
fucking welding flame, buddy.Copy !req
584. You look directly at itCopy !req
585. and your fucking retinas getting burned.Copy !req
586. I cock-looked because your junk'sCopy !req
587. a fucking child walking
in on his parents.Copy !req
588. Once you see it, it cannot be unseen.Copy !req
589. All this time cock-lookingCopy !req
590. could be better spent doing legs.Copy !req
591. More legs, less cock-looking, Schmelts.Copy !req
592. I fucking skipped leg day, boys.Copy !req
593. Fuck leg day, boys!Copy !req
594. You are woefully uninformed,Copy !req
595. - aren't you?
- How?Copy !req
596. I said I would beat Devon's view count,Copy !req
597. not win you the election.Copy !req
598. And guess what? I did
beat Devon's view count.Copy !req
599. - Look.
- Oh, I don't give a care.Copy !req
600. I've been contacted by
Budweiser and Carl's Jr.Copy !req
601. over copyright infringements,Copy !req
602. but I don't think they're serious.Copy !req
603. You wanna know what?Copy !req
604. McMurray's meetings are a bit painful,Copy !req
605. but not sure that's good enough reasonCopy !req
606. to get into politics.Copy !req
607. - They're all crooks.
- Every one of them.Copy !req
608. Now run along, Stewart,Copy !req
609. before I get bored of behaving.Copy !req
610. Well, I guess she's off to chore.Copy !req
611. Been busy cutting other
people's fucking lawns all week.Copy !req
612. Jim Dickins. How're ya now?Copy !req
613. It's Dicks... Nope, you
got it right that time.Copy !req
614. - Good n' you?
- Not so bad.Copy !req
615. I said I'd return the
favor for cutting the lawn.Copy !req
616. I figured there's no
time like the present.Copy !req
617. Can we give you a hand with anything?Copy !req