1. Attention.Copy !req
2. An amateur MMA assholeCopy !req
3. asks you to engage in
aggressive altercation.Copy !req
4. Who the fuck is the
toughest guy in here?Copy !req
5. That'd be me.Copy !req
6. - Bullshit.
- Bopped you so bad in the beanCopy !req
7. you were beyond ass-backwards.Copy !req
8. No blood, albeit bloody brutal.Copy !req
9. - Clunk.
- Clocked your carriage,Copy !req
10. clipped your canopy,
caught your consciousCopy !req
11. with a carefully concocted
combative cuffing.Copy !req
12. - Dink.
- Decked you defiantly.Copy !req
13. - Easy.
- Ended you efficiently.Copy !req
14. - Fuckin'...
- Fucked your face upCopy !req
15. from front to Finland in
a fairly unfair fashionCopy !req
16. unfortunately for females.Copy !req
17. - Goof.
- So you got up,Copy !req
18. gathered your goods, guts and gonads,Copy !req
19. got after the goofy goon,
gave glory a good go.Copy !req
20. - Have at 'er.
- Hucked a haymaker.Copy !req
21. - Instantly.
- Irked the idiot.Copy !req
22. - Jackass.
- Out-juked the jerk.Copy !req
23. Out-jabbed the joker.
Out-jammed the juice head.Copy !req
24. - K.
- King Kong threw a karate kickCopy !req
25. that kinda caught you in the kisser.Copy !req
26. - Loser.
- But that legend lady luckCopy !req
27. was lingering and you left youCopy !req
28. with only a lovely
little lump on your lip.Copy !req
29. - Mint.
- But maybe mentionCopy !req
30. you may use MMA, Mr. Muay Thai.Copy !req
31. - Nincompoop.
- Knees are unnecessary.Copy !req
32. - Over it.
- Okay, onwards.Copy !req
33. - Please.
- You out-punched the prick.Copy !req
34. Out-played the peasant.Copy !req
35. Pushed proper pugnacity on the pinhead,Copy !req
36. left him praying for peaceCopy !req
37. while Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers.Copy !req
38. - Quickly.
- He got queasy,Copy !req
39. wanted to quit, folks were
quoted as quietly quippingCopy !req
40. he looked like a quirky,
quackish queen on Quaaludes.Copy !req
41. - Right.
- Roughed up the rook.Copy !req
42. Wrecked his reality. Ruined his rep.Copy !req
43. - Superb.
- You socked the sucker.Copy !req
44. Slammed the sally. Secured the scuffleCopy !req
45. by successfully out-scrapping the skirt.Copy !req
46. - Tremendous.
- You took over the tiff.Copy !req
47. Out-tangoed the tosser.Copy !req
48. Tough titties on that
trade, you twit. No truce.Copy !req
49. - Unreal.
- Utterly.Copy !req
50. - Violent.
- Very.Copy !req
51. - Wonderful.
- Well, whatever...Copy !req
52. - Exceptional.
- Exactly.Copy !req
53. - Yup.
- Yup.Copy !req
54. - Zebra?
- Zip it.Copy !req
55. Subtitle by perittaCopy !req
56. Tell us about your
date last night, Wayne.Copy !req
57. Hard to the fuckin' no.Copy !req
58. Pitter-patter.Copy !req
59. Oh, I'd rather have a
cup-a-fart in the face.Copy !req
60. What's cup-a-fart?Copy !req
61. Oh, that's when you farts into your handCopy !req
62. and then cup it like you're
transporting a tiny birdCopy !req
63. and release it into the
face of an unsuspecting pal.Copy !req
64. There could be worse things.Copy !req
65. You're up!Copy !req
66. Well, for starters, I ran late chorin',Copy !req
67. so I didn't have time
to get the truck washedCopy !req
68. - before I went over there.
- So?Copy !req
69. Well, so what if Dad's standing thereCopy !req
70. when I come up the lanewayCopy !req
71. to pick up his daughter
with a dirty truck?Copy !req
72. - He'd say, "Who's this tit?"
- Fair.Copy !req
73. And I barely got the truck in
park before she hops in thereCopy !req
74. so I can't get the door for her.Copy !req
75. - So?
- Well, so what ifCopy !req
76. Mom's standing there
and I come up the lanewayCopy !req
77. to pick up her daughter and
I don't get the door for her?Copy !req
78. She'd say, "Who's this nut tugger?"Copy !req
79. - Fair.
- I couldn't get my footingCopy !req
80. after the rocky startCopy !req
81. so nothin' to report thereafter, fuck.Copy !req
82. Well, you lived to fight another day.Copy !req
83. Well, I am lookin' for love.Copy !req
84. Boy, howdy.Copy !req
85. Like I've been going on datesCopy !req
86. and will be going on other dates.Copy !req
87. - Get after it.
- Like if there was a general theme,Copy !req
88. like, for the next six weeks,Copy !req
89. it would be, "Wayne's looking for love."Copy !req
90. Could be worse things.Copy !req
91. - Gentlemen.
- How're ya now?Copy !req
92. - Perfect.
- Good 'n you?Copy !req
93. Same bat time. Same bat channel.Copy !req
94. Eh, shirt-tuckers?Copy !req
95. Now, I'd say give your balls a tug,Copy !req
96. but it looks like your
pants are doing that for you.Copy !req
97. You look like you could lose a
hand in there playin' pocket pool.Copy !req
98. Here's a poem.Copy !req
99. Star light, star bright,Copy !req
100. why the fuck you got earrings on?Copy !req
101. Bet your lobes ain't the only thing
that got a hole punched in 'em.Copy !req
102. See the muscle shirt came today.Copy !req
103. - Muscles comin' tomorrow?
- You get a tracking number?Copy !req
104. Oh, I hope he got a tracking number.Copy !req
105. That package is gonna be smaller than
the one you're currently sporting.Copy !req
106. - Tall order, Dary.
- You ever had a cup-a-fart?Copy !req
107. You can cup-a-fuck off.Copy !req
108. Hey, Katy.Copy !req
109. Hi, Dan.Copy !req
110. Gentlemen.Copy !req
111. Seatbelt.Copy !req
112. That kid's a polished turd.Copy !req
113. Heard about you and your sweetie, buddy.Copy !req
114. Heard she cheated on you, buddy.Copy !req
115. That's a real kick in the knackers, bro.Copy !req
116. Just a real ouchie, bro.Copy !req
117. Wait, does Stewart get points
for opening Katy's door?Copy !req
118. Johnny Cash could have
stepped out of that shit boxCopy !req
119. and I'd still say,
"Why is it not clean?"Copy !req
120. Well, should we jump
into Dary's shit boxCopy !req
121. and go to the Ags Hall?Copy !req
122. Now, I know McMurray's meetings
can be a bits of a chore.Copy !req
123. Even worse when Mrs. McMurray's there.Copy !req
124. But the Ags Hall is as
much ours as anyone else's,Copy !req
125. and we should be there for
the important decisions-making.Copy !req
126. Squirrelly Dan, you'll be
snoring within the first fiveCopy !req
127. and I'd bet as many bucks on it.Copy !req
128. Well, I had my coffee today
so I will takes that bet.Copy !req
129. You don't need to shake, I trust ya.Copy !req
130. It's 'cause I cup-a-fart, isn't it?Copy !req
131. That was a very productiveCopy !req
132. first hour and 45 minutes, I must say.Copy !req
133. On to item number 29 of 39.Copy !req
134. Yep!Copy !req
135. It's still item number 28,
baby. Item 28 is a two-part item.Copy !req
136. Huh! Thank you, darlin'.Copy !req
137. You're welcome, baby.Copy !req
138. All right, on to item 28, part B.Copy !req
139. I, McMurray, motion that the
front weather mat be changed,Copy !req
140. from a Remington charcoal,
four-foot by eight-footCopy !req
141. by three-millimeter
thick rubber doormat,Copy !req
142. to a raisin charcoalCopy !req
143. three-foot by six-foot
by three-millimeter thickCopy !req
144. ribbed vinyl boot tray.Copy !req
145. It came in a gainsboro Grey also,
which is a pale tone of Grey.Copy !req
146. - That's correct. It also came in puce.
- Puce is a warm Grey, tonally.Copy !req
147. Grey tones don't clean
up as well as dark tones.Copy !req
148. Hence, the raisin charcoal.Copy !req
149. Better look goddamn clean after
you're done cleanin' the cocksucker,Copy !req
150. - that's what I always say.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
151. Would a member second my motion?Copy !req
152. I second, baby.Copy !req
153. - I second so hard.
- Thank you, baby,Copy !req
154. I knew you'd second the
shit right out of it.Copy !req
155. Dan!Copy !req
156. - Daniel.
- Mm, he's a real deep sleeper.Copy !req
157. Oh, super deep.Copy !req
158. Like he fell asleep at the
IMAX during Transformers 2.Copy !req
159. Fell asleep riding the back
of a garbage truck one time.Copy !req
160. - Intolerable.
- Daniel!Copy !req
161. Do you know dogs sleep
for 80% of their lives?Copy !req
162. You wanna know what?
He might be faking it.Copy !req
163. - He's faking it.
- Oh, he's faking it.Copy !req
164. - I can see he's faking it.
- Are you faking it, Dan?Copy !req
165. Look, I can see one
of his eyes are open.Copy !req
166. - Yeah, he's faking it.
- Daniel!Copy !req
167. Don't touch it, it hurts.Copy !req
168. You better cut out all
that goddamn snoringCopy !req
169. before I stuff a cocksuckin' work sockCopy !req
170. down your skull cave.Copy !req
171. Keep going, baby. Everybody's listening.Copy !req
172. - Everybody loves you.
- Thank you, darlin'.Copy !req
173. You better listen to her, Daniel.Copy !req
174. Now,Copy !req
175. I'm sure you no doubt
have all noticed thatCopy !req
176. we are down to one dozen coat
hangers in the front hall.Copy !req
177. There are approximately
twelve dozen in the rear hall.Copy !req
178. All standard steel wire, baby?Copy !req
179. All standard steel wire in
a flattened triangular shape.Copy !req
180. I, McMurray, motion that one dozen
be transported to the front hall.Copy !req
181. - K.
- Wayne.Copy !req
182. Wayne, Wayne, Wayne. Wayne. Wayne.Copy !req
183. Wayne. Look at me, Wayne. Wayne.Copy !req
184. There is a tried, tested
and true system at work here.Copy !req
185. And, as President of
the Agricultural Hall,Copy !req
186. I must demand it be respected.Copy !req
187. One member makes a motion.Copy !req
188. Then another member
then seconds that motion.Copy !req
189. Second, K.Copy !req
190. K is not a second.Copy !req
191. Well, it's the second time I said "K".Copy !req
192. So you second my motion?Copy !req
193. You want to know what? I'm
all out of seconds, bud.Copy !req
194. So it's not a second?Copy !req
195. Well, this is taking too many
seconds is what I'm saying.Copy !req
196. Well, you only have to second once.Copy !req
197. All right, give me a second.Copy !req
198. So are you saying that you
second or that you need a second?Copy !req
199. - Well, one second.
- All right.Copy !req
200. Wayne, you shall be given one second.Copy !req
201. Whilst Wayne is taking one second...Copy !req
202. I second the fuckin' motion, McMurray!Copy !req
203. Now move the fuckin' coat hangers!Copy !req
204. Well, thank you, Wayne.Copy !req
205. Let the secretary note that I, McMurray,Copy !req
206. motioned to move one
dozen coat hangers...Copy !req
207. I'll move the fuckin'
coat hangers myself.Copy !req
208. Can't sit around here all fucking
day with my horn in my hands.Copy !req
209. Got chorin' to do, for fuck's sake.Copy !req
210. Would the secretary note that
aforementioned coat hangersCopy !req
211. have such been moved.Copy !req
212. Thanks to a very over-zealous beaver.Copy !req
213. There's order, people,
and it must be followed.Copy !req
214. Concluded!Copy !req
215. Item 30 of 39.Copy !req
216. Wayne.Copy !req
217. Jim Dickins. How're ya now?Copy !req
218. - Good 'n you?
- Not so bad.Copy !req
219. Wayne, 100% bullsit 'round here.Copy !req
220. Got a bidder now, one.Copy !req
221. Lookin' at two. Two, and
now at lookin' at three.Copy !req
222. Three hundred now, can I get a four?Copy !req
223. Four there now, sold.Copy !req
224. 400% bullshit 'round here.Copy !req
225. Well, it's never so bad
it couldn't be worse.Copy !req
226. Worse than 400% sounds an
awful lot to me like five...Copy !req
227. 500%, now lookin' at six.Copy !req
228. 600%, lookin' at seven.Copy !req
229. 700%, can I get an eight?Copy !req
230. Sold.Copy !req
231. 800% bullshit 'round here.Copy !req
232. Well, meetings run a C-hair longCopy !req
233. but it's important business so...Copy !req
234. If someone doesn't do something
about this bullshit soon...Copy !req
235. We'll be at nine.Copy !req
236. 900%, now lookin' at 10.Copy !req
237. Ten over there, now lookin' at 11.Copy !req
238. - Can I get a 12...
- All right.Copy !req
239. All right, cool it.Copy !req
240. What would you have him do, there, Jim?Copy !req
241. If Wayne runs for Ag Hall
president, I'll give him...Copy !req
242. One vote right here, looking at one,Copy !req
243. we got one vote here,
and lookin' to get two...Copy !req
244. Well, see, now that sounds
a bit dramatic to me, Jim.Copy !req
245. No. I don't think
that's such a bad idea.Copy !req
246. Did that not sound a
bit dramatic to you?Copy !req
247. I'd back that.Copy !req
248. Well, it's bloody Shakespearean.Copy !req
249. It'd be usurpin' the throne.Copy !req
250. I'd back that like a spinal cord.Copy !req
251. It just sounds dramatic to me.Copy !req
252. - Jim!
- Tell you what, Jim...Copy !req
253. I'll think on it.Copy !req
254. Have a good one.Copy !req
255. Have a good one, Jim.Copy !req
256. One little birdie
bird flying in the sky.Copy !req
257. We got two little birds
and we're lookin' at three.Copy !req
258. Three little birdies,
now we're lookin' at four.Copy !req
259. Why do birds suddenly appear
every time I auctioneer?Copy !req
260. Just a series of bad bouncesCopy !req
261. for a couple of stick
and pucksters, bud.Copy !req
262. Not getting the bounces, bro.Copy !req
263. Cut from the Letterkenny ShamrocksCopy !req
264. in our overage year, bud.Copy !req
265. No victory lap for the Shammy's, bro.Copy !req
266. No victory lap, Ferda.Copy !req
267. Ferda.Copy !req
268. And no Katy.Copy !req
269. - Katy-Kat stepped out.
- Two-timed.Copy !req
270. - Played around.
- Caught a matinee.Copy !req
271. Carried on.Copy !req
272. You know, I should be mad,
but I'm just sort of...Copy !req
273. Sad.Copy !req
274. Give your balls a tug, you tit fucker!Copy !req
275. Not gonna miss playing
with Shoresy, though, bud.Copy !req
276. Always a silver lining, buddy.Copy !req
277. You know, bud, he's right.Copy !req
278. Game faces on, it's our first
day of senior hockey, bud.Copy !req
279. Well, first impression's
a lasting one, bro.Copy !req
280. Are you ready for this, bud?Copy !req
281. Fore-check, back-check, pay check, bro.Copy !req
282. Ding!Copy !req
283. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
284. - What does it look like?
- Doing legs.Copy !req
285. Leg day!Copy !req
286. Where's Stormy been? I
haven't seen her all day.Copy !req
287. - In her pen.
- Why?Copy !req
288. - She's being punished.
- Why?Copy !req
289. She tried to kill her stud again.Copy !req
290. That's my girl.Copy !req
291. Why?Copy !req
292. Well, fucked if I know, Dan.Copy !req
293. It's supposed to be natural
for animals to want to breed.Copy !req
294. And fucked if those pups wouldn't
be as beautiful as she is.Copy !req
295. She was a beautiful pup.Copy !req
296. She's a beautiful dog.Copy !req
297. - She was a gorgeous pup.
- Well, she's a gorgeous dog.Copy !req
298. But why is she in her pen?Copy !req
299. It's 'cause aggression's
to be discouraged.Copy !req
300. It's like Cesar Millan says,Copy !req
301. exercise, discipline and affection,Copy !req
302. in that order.Copy !req
303. I'd have a Bloody Caesar.Copy !req
304. Do you wanna know what?
I'd have a Caesar, too.Copy !req
305. I could have a Caesar if
you guys are havin' Caesars.Copy !req
306. Hard to see a Caesar
and not want a Caesar.Copy !req
307. That's actually how they market Caesars.Copy !req
308. You should call up Gail
over at her Bed and Biscuits.Copy !req
309. I bet ya she's got
some studs for Stormy.Copy !req
310. Well, better to let the dust settleCopy !req
311. on Modean's burn-down before I bug her.Copy !req
312. We need a new bar in this town.Copy !req
313. But why's Stormy trying
to kill all her studs?Copy !req
314. 'Cause they're sayin'
the wrong things, likely,Copy !req
315. just like humans.Copy !req
316. First line better be a winner.Copy !req
317. First impression's a lasting one.Copy !req
318. Like what?Copy !req
319. Well, to be honest,Copy !req
320. I've taken to breaking the ice
with the lyrics from '90s pop songs.Copy !req
321. The words are penetrating because
she's likely heard 'em before,Copy !req
322. but she likely won't realize
it when they're spokenCopy !req
323. rather than sung with
musical accompaniment.Copy !req
324. Five bucks says you cannot
successfully sell me on this.Copy !req
325. Hey, girl, give me your heart.Copy !req
326. Make it real or else forget about it.Copy !req
327. That's Rob Thomas and Carlos Santanas.Copy !req
328. K.Copy !req
329. Hey, girl. I wanna stand
with you on a mountainCopy !req
330. and I wanna bathe with you in the sea.Copy !req
331. Savage Gardens.Copy !req
332. Uh-oh.Copy !req
333. Hey, girl,Copy !req
334. I swear by the moon,Copy !req
335. the stars in the sky, I'll be there.Copy !req
336. All-4-Ones.Copy !req
337. Well,Copy !req
338. fuck a duck.Copy !req
339. Hey, girl, I'll make love to youCopy !req
340. like you want me to,
then I'll hold you tight,Copy !req
341. baby all through the night.Copy !req
342. Are you talking to me,
you fuckin' greaser?Copy !req
343. You don't talk to me like
that, you fuckin' pud.Copy !req
344. - Argh!
- I'll beat the shit outta you.Copy !req
345. Ah! Don't!Copy !req
346. You're real good at beatin' up DaryCopy !req
347. and that's what I
appreciates about you, Katy.Copy !req
348. Oh, is that what you
appreciate about me?Copy !req
349. I'll stake 20 to 25% off her
over there, Squirrely Dan.Copy !req
350. Hey, Roald, uh,Copy !req
351. I bet you have a name for your bong.Copy !req
352. - Samwise Ganja.
- Cool.Copy !req
353. Formerly known as Paul Tokenfold.Copy !req
354. - Awesome.
- Formerly known as Air Bud.Copy !req
355. Hey, maybe your next one can be calledCopy !req
356. Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver.Copy !req
357. All right, guys, we're outty.Copy !req
358. Peace.Copy !req
359. Peace.Copy !req
360. Bye, guys.Copy !req
361. Bye, Stewart, not Katy.Copy !req
362. Pardon?Copy !req
363. Huh?Copy !req
364. I'll be in the car.Copy !req
365. Cool, baby.Copy !req
366. Devon,Copy !req
367. you may elaborate on your entanglement.Copy !req
368. And, Roald, your exasperation.Copy !req
369. Cool, babe.Copy !req
370. Speak!Copy !req
371. My entanglementCopy !req
372. is that when that came along,Copy !req
373. that started happening.Copy !req
374. Seriously, Stewart what
are you even wearing?Copy !req
375. It's so gay.Copy !req
376. - But you're gay.
- So what?Copy !req
377. He's a homophobe now, too.Copy !req
378. - No!
- Yes!Copy !req
379. I was born this way, Stewart!Copy !req
380. We don't even know where
you are half the time.Copy !req
381. We're going to the Weeknd show.Copy !req
382. It's Tuesday.Copy !req
383. No, The Weeknd is here.Copy !req
384. In three days, yeah.Copy !req
385. No, I mean The Weeknd is here today.Copy !req
386. - No, it isn't.
- Yes, he is.Copy !req
387. Who is "he"?Copy !req
388. The Weeknd.Copy !req
389. Wow! Slightly sexist statementCopy !req
390. to say Saturday and Sunday
are the masculine ones.Copy !req
391. He's a misogynist now, too!Copy !req
392. - No.
- Yes!Copy !req
393. I mean we are going to
see The Weeknd perform.Copy !req
394. She's got you totally brainwashed, man.Copy !req
395. You don't even know what day it is.Copy !req
396. I was born this way, Stewart.Copy !req
397. - Ahh!
- No, no, no!Copy !req
398. Did you just stab me with an EpiPen?Copy !req
399. Pain is good.Copy !req
400. Taste three mills.Copy !req
401. Oh!Copy !req
402. Oh! What?Copy !req
403. If any bees come in
here we are so fucked!Copy !req
404. Don't open those peanut M&Ms, Connor!Copy !req
405. Epinephrine OD.Copy !req
406. Well, uh, Jimmy Dickskin...Copy !req
407. Dickins.Copy !req
408. Dickskin, that's what I said.Copy !req
409. You motioned for an emergency
meeting and that's why we're all here.Copy !req
410. Goddamn Dickskin's cuttin'
into my gin and tonic time,Copy !req
411. that's all I know.Copy !req
412. Dickins!Copy !req
413. That's what I said, Dickskin.Copy !req
414. All right, well, Dickskin,
you can have the floor.Copy !req
415. Dickskin.Copy !req
416. After, of course, we explore the
several Agricultural Hall related issuesCopy !req
417. that I have detected
within the last 24 hours.Copy !req
418. Pick one!Copy !req
419. Well, as I've mentioned,
there are severalCopy !req
420. so we will begin with one of them.Copy !req
421. Well, don't bore us, get to the chorus.Copy !req
422. Wayne, you're uh, acting fairly curt.Copy !req
423. I'll be fuckin' CourtneyCopy !req
424. if it gets us through
this before Christmas.Copy !req
425. I motion Wayne assumeCopy !req
426. the title of President of the Ag HallCopy !req
427. effective immediately.Copy !req
428. All those in favor, gonna need one vote.Copy !req
429. Do we have one vote?
Are we lookin' at one?Copy !req
430. One over here, now we're gonna need two.Copy !req
431. Two down, we got two. Lookin' at threeCopy !req
432. for Wayne for president
and we'll get it over there.Copy !req
433. Now gonna get four,
gonna get four over here.Copy !req
434. Now we're gonna have four over
here for Wayne for President.Copy !req
435. Can we get five? What've we got, five?Copy !req
436. Five over here now!
We're getting into six.Copy !req
437. Six over here, feels good over here,Copy !req
438. now we're lookin' at seven.Copy !req
439. Seven over here now, can
I get an eight? Eight now,Copy !req
440. - can we get any more here?
- You shit.Copy !req
441. No nine, that's all
right, for my friend Wayne.Copy !req
442. Celebrate good times. Baby get along.Copy !req
443. Sold!Copy !req
444. This is a fuckin' outrage.Copy !req
445. You're out of order!
This... It wasn't...Copy !req
446. It wasn't motioned.Copy !req
447. That's not the right way.Copy !req
448. There wasn't a motion.Copy !req
449. Well, you're about to find out
how hard this job really is.Copy !req
450. You're in the hot seat now, big boy.Copy !req
451. It is fuckin' pipin' hot.Copy !req
452. Like 1500 goddamn watts.Copy !req
453. Well, you're gonna run 'er.Copy !req
454. I love you.Copy !req
455. I love you, so much.Copy !req
456. Anything pressing?Copy !req
457. Back to chorin'.Copy !req
458. Gotta break the ice here, boys.Copy !req
459. We gotta get the ball rolling, bro.Copy !req
460. First impression's gotta be a good one.Copy !req
461. First impression's a lasting one, buddy.Copy !req
462. You thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
463. Great minds think alike, buddy.Copy !req
464. You boys wanna go wheel
some snipes after praccy?Copy !req
465. Wheel snipe celly, boys.Copy !req
466. Dirty fuckin' dangles, boys.Copy !req
467. I'm married, you little bitch.Copy !req
468. Yorkie?Copy !req
469. Happily married. Scholtzy?Copy !req
470. I love my wife, pussy. Fisky?Copy !req
471. I'd fallen in with the wrong
crowd, went down a dark path.Copy !req
472. My wife saved me. Boomtown?Copy !req
473. I love my wife like I love doing legs.Copy !req
474. - Okay.
- All right. Um...Copy !req
475. You guys wanna grab
some sandos after praccy?Copy !req
476. Crush some appies?Copy !req
477. I'm gluten-free, you little bitch.Copy !req
478. Yorkie?Copy !req
479. Fuck gluten. Scholtzy?Copy !req
480. Gluten gives me gravy pants, pussy.Copy !req
481. Fisky?Copy !req
482. Gluten-free, dairy-free, gaseous
intestinal by-product-free.Copy !req
483. Boomtown?Copy !req
484. I love gluten-free living
like I love my wife.Copy !req
485. - Okay.
- Uh, yeah.Copy !req
486. What... What do you guys like to do?Copy !req
487. Winning, you little bitch.Copy !req
488. Yorkie?Copy !req
489. Love winning. Scholtzy?Copy !req
490. Winning red ribbons, pussy.Copy !req
491. Fisky?Copy !req
492. Winning hardware,
winning gold. Boomtown?Copy !req
493. I love winning like I
love gluten-free livin'.Copy !req
494. Okay, we really need
to pull out the big gunsCopy !req
495. on this one here, buddy.Copy !req
496. Dig deep. Bear down, buddy, okay?Copy !req
497. Have you boys ever heard of dinker-ball?Copy !req
498. How about a round of dinker-ball, boys?Copy !req
499. Dinker-ball?Copy !req
500. Okay, I got this.Copy !req
501. Okay... You see, you grab
your dink or your ball.Copy !req
502. You scrunch it up in your hand
and then someone has to guessCopy !req
503. whether it's a dink or a ball.Copy !req
504. Dink or ball?Copy !req
505. You fuckin' serious right now?Copy !req
506. We don't want to see your junk, Schmelt.Copy !req
507. Put your junk away, Schmelt.Copy !req
508. - Uh, Schmelt?
- What's Schmelt?Copy !req
509. So the schmelts want
to play games, Yorkie.Copy !req
510. Yeah, I think we got a game
for the schmelts, Barts.Copy !req
511. You like games, right?Copy !req
512. Sure.Copy !req
513. You're out.Copy !req
514. - Out of what?
- This.Copy !req
515. - What's this?
- This...Copy !req
516. Is not your crew anymore.Copy !req
517. This is not your life anymore.Copy !req
518. This is not the weekend.Copy !req
519. It's Tuesday.Copy !req
520. - But this is...
- Not your basement anymore.Copy !req
521. This is my basement now.Copy !req
522. And you are not welcome.Copy !req
523. Are those loaded?Copy !req
524. Only one way to find out.Copy !req
525. The great playwright Anton ChekhovCopy !req
526. invented the principle of Chekhov's Gun.Copy !req
527. What is the principle of Chekhov's Gun?Copy !req
528. Ha!Copy !req
529. If in the first act you
say a gun is in the room,Copy !req
530. then in the second act,Copy !req
531. it must absolutelyCopy !req
532. go off.Copy !req
533. In other words, if
you're gonna bring heat,Copy !req
534. you better use it.Copy !req
535. I'm preheated to 375,Copy !req
536. ready to go to 425, big boy.Copy !req
537. Blast off, Major Dongfucker.Copy !req
538. You schmelts ever
played Duck, Duck, Goose?Copy !req
539. Yeah, with the four-to
six-year-old groupCopy !req
540. we had at hockey summer camp.Copy !req
541. What are we, four-to
six-year-olds, boys?Copy !req
542. I guess you're four-to six-year-olds.Copy !req
543. You schmelts ready?Copy !req
544. Close your eyes.Copy !req
545. Duck.Copy !req
546. Duck.Copy !req
547. Duck.Copy !req
548. Duck.Copy !req
549. Duck.Copy !req
550. Goose!Copy !req
551. Schmelts are gongshows, boys.Copy !req
552. Schmelts are gongers.Copy !req
553. This is better than doing
legs, you little bitch. Yorkie?Copy !req
554. Let's do legs right now. Scholtzy?Copy !req
555. I love doing legs, pussy. Fisky?Copy !req
556. Stairs. Works calves,
quads, glutes. Boomtown?Copy !req
557. I love doing stairs like I love winning.Copy !req
558. Let's do this, boys!Copy !req
559. How many games in this season, buddy?Copy !req
560. 42, buddy.Copy !req
561. Do you have any baby wipes?Copy !req
562. I don't, buddy.Copy !req
563. There's been...Copy !req
564. An uprising.Copy !req
565. K.Copy !req
566. - I'm homeless.
- K.Copy !req
567. - Wayne.
- Hard no.Copy !req
568. If a man asks you for
help, you help him.Copy !req
569. You're gonna work the
ground game, then, huh, Katy?Copy !req
570. If you asked me for help...Copy !req
571. I would help you.Copy !req
572. Oh, look, they're comin'
land, sea and air now.Copy !req
573. - You can stay here.
- Wondrous!Copy !req
574. For a couple of days.Copy !req
575. Favorable.Copy !req
576. That's 48 hours, max.Copy !req
577. Satisfactory.Copy !req
578. We'll put your shit
in the spare bedroom.Copy !req
579. Come on.Copy !req
580. Hold it!Copy !req
581. End of the laneway. Don't
come on the property.Copy !req
582. - Rematch.
- K.Copy !req
583. Knocked you out. Can't
believe you got back up.Copy !req
584. You come here to throw fists
or flap lips there, big shooter?Copy !req
585. You suckered him.Copy !req
586. Still knocked him the fuck out.Copy !req
587. Then he got back up and knocked you out.Copy !req
588. - So rubber match then.
- We already established that.Copy !req
589. Unless you wanna do some more talking.Copy !req
590. Good amount of chin-wagging
goin' on over there.Copy !req
591. All right, I suckered you.Copy !req
592. So we shake hands, clear
the air, then we square off.Copy !req
593. Good enough.Copy !req
594. You're fuckin' 10 ply, bud.Copy !req
595. Subtitle by perittaCopy !req