1. Dumb Macaque. Dumb desert.Copy !req
2. Not blaming you or anything, MK.Copy !req
3. You know what? I can't even
at you right now, Mei.Copy !req
4. Don't worry, gang.Copy !req
5. We just have to keep moving
forever and everCopy !req
6. until we're...Copy !req
7. Noodle boy.Copy !req
8. Ah, that's the good stuff.Copy !req
9. You're welcome, by the way.Copy !req
10. Thanks, Red Boy. You the man.Copy !req
11. It's Red Son!Copy !req
12. I should have just left you
to the vultures.Copy !req
13. Yo!Copy !req
14. Your new crib is tight.Copy !req
15. Tight! Tight! Tight!Copy !req
16. Very nice acoustics too.Copy !req
17. Would you stop being so annoying?Copy !req
18. You three aren't even supposed to be here,Copy !req
19. so I'd appreciate if you finished up
and went about whatever obnoxious businessCopy !req
20. you were in the middle ofCopy !req
21. before I saved
your pathetic, meaningless lives.Copy !req
22. On it, boss. Your wish is our demand.Copy !req
23. What were you noodle brains
doing out there anyway?Copy !req
24. Looking for the Samadhi Fire.Copy !req
25. The Samadhi what?Copy !req
26. The little thief returns.Copy !req
27. Yo! Daddy! I mean, Demon Daddy.Copy !req
28. I mean, Mr. Bull King, sir.Copy !req
29. We... we still cool, right?Copy !req
30. Father. You're back earlier
than I expected.Copy !req
31. I was expecting a banquet.Copy !req
32. I wasn't expecting company.Copy !req
33. Oh, this is so awkward.Copy !req
34. I trust you realize our little truce
is, at best, a fragile thing.Copy !req
35. So, tell me, why precisely
have you intruded upon our dinner plans?Copy !req
36. They're looking for the Samadhi Fire.Copy !req
37. What?Copy !req
38. I see you've heard of it.Copy !req
39. I can only assume the Great Sage
has sent you on this moronic quest.Copy !req
40. That flame is one of the most
dangerous weapons in existence.Copy !req
41. What reason would Sun Wukong have to—Copy !req
42. The Lady Bone Demon.Copy !req
43. We need it to defeat her.
She's an ancient—Copy !req
44. I know what she is.Copy !req
45. Then you know that we need
the fire to stop her.Copy !req
46. What exactly do you know
of the Samadhi Fire?Copy !req
47. Well, we know that it's...Copy !req
48. Well, it's super powerful.Copy !req
49. And that it was split into three
and hid in super special rings.Copy !req
50. And that reforging it
could destroy all life as we know it.Copy !req
51. But you know nothing of its origin?Copy !req
52. Typical Sun Wukong.
Revealing only the information he chooses.Copy !req
53. Well, if you guys know so much,
then you tell us.Copy !req
54. What don't we know?Copy !req
55. That the Samadhi Fire was createdCopy !req
56. by our own son.Copy !req
57. Following.Copy !req
58. Mother?Copy !req
59. When Red Son was born, he appeared
to be the same as any other demonic child,Copy !req
60. a promising addition
to the Demon Bull family.Copy !req
61. Too promising.Copy !req
62. As he grew, his power became unstable.Copy !req
63. Even with our combined might,
we could not control him.Copy !req
64. Reluctantly...Copy !req
65. We were given no optionCopy !req
66. but to remove this power.Copy !req
67. Our bodies were deemed
the most likely to surviveCopy !req
68. separating the fire from the child.Copy !req
69. It took our combined forces
to split the flame into three pieces,Copy !req
70. sealing their power.Copy !req
71. Together, we swore to keep the rings
hidden for all eternity.Copy !req
72. So, you can see
that it would be impossibleCopy !req
73. for fools such as yourselves
to control that powerCopy !req
74. if even the spawn
of the Demon Bull King himself could not.Copy !req
75. I mean, I'm the Monkie Kid, remember?Copy !req
76. We've pulled off
all sorts of crazy stuff before.Copy !req
77. There ain't nothing we can't do
if we do it as a team.Copy !req
78. - Yeah!
- That's right.Copy !req
79. Let me go, noodle brain!Copy !req
80. Well, I for one think that's
quite enough story time for one day.Copy !req
81. Come on, my love,Copy !req
82. I do believe that little baking show
you like is about to start.Copy !req
83. Coming, dear.Copy !req
84. So, I guess you three
will be heading off about now then.Copy !req
85. What the...Copy !req
86. Oh, well, actually,
this whole area is surrounded by lava pitsCopy !req
87. and it's pretty dark out, right, Sandy?Copy !req
88. Yeah. We could fall right on in and...Copy !req
89. You get me?Copy !req
90. Will that be all then?Copy !req
91. It's a bit cold.Copy !req
92. An extra blanket would be good.Copy !req
93. Wha... You're not serious?Copy !req
94. I suppose you'll be wanting
some warm milk while you're at it?Copy !req
95. Gee, that'd be swell. Thanks, friend.Copy !req
96. - I can't believe I'm doing this.
- Thank you!Copy !req
97. This is our chance.Copy !req
98. All right, so, DBK obviously just kept
his ring like the jerk he is,Copy !req
99. and it's been under his nose
this whole time.Copy !req
100. All right, then,
what's the plan, Monkey Man?Copy !req
101. Under cover of darkness,Copy !req
102. I'll infiltrate DBK's fortress,
bypass his security systems,Copy !req
103. sneak into his bedroom
and snatch that nose ring.Copy !req
104. Meanwhile, Mei, Sandy,
you'll find us a getaway vehicleCopy !req
105. and we'll be home free, ring in hand.Copy !req
106. Then, find the other two,
beat the Lady Bone DemonCopy !req
107. and save the world from total destruction!Copy !req
108. Okay, any questions?Copy !req
109. - Nope! Sounds like a good plan, MK.
- Flawless.Copy !req
110. Perfect.Copy !req
111. What? Oh, no.Copy !req
112. I guess that's that then.Copy !req
113. Guess we better go home,
give up, we're done.Copy !req
114. Wait, look!Copy !req
115. I got this.Copy !req
116. I trained my whole life for this moment.Copy !req
117. Yeah, Sandy, you got this.Copy !req
118. A little help?Copy !req
119. What are you doing?Copy !req
120. We were just...Copy !req
121. Dragon Horse Girl sneak attack!Copy !req
122. - Success!
- Yeah!Copy !req
123. What is that thing I always say?Copy !req
124. Cooking is life and life is cooking.Copy !req
125. - "Life is cooking."
- Tune in next week when I teach you...Copy !req
126. Butt-rope.Copy !req
127. All right, here comes Spider-Kid.Copy !req
128. Coming for that big old nose ring
of Samadhi.Copy !req
129. Sorry, I'ma just... Yoink!Copy !req
130. I got it! I got the ring!Copy !req
131. Guys!Copy !req
132. Yo, yo, Mei! What's the plan here, bro?Copy !req
133. Here comes White Horse Dragon Girl Kid!Copy !req
134. - Oh, yeah!
- Awesome!Copy !req
135. They escaped with the ring then?Copy !req
136. Indeed.Copy !req
137. The Monkey King has doomed us all.Copy !req
138. Perhaps.Copy !req
139. How did they even sneak a racecar in here?Copy !req
140. Those little...Copy !req
141. Our very first ring!Copy !req
142. Just wait till the other guys see this.Copy !req
143. MK!Copy !req
144. MK?Copy !req
145. - You found the first ring!
- Guys!Copy !req
146. Mo! Pigsy! Tangy!Copy !req
147. All right. Leggo!Copy !req