1. We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die!Copy !req
2. The two of us aren't built
for the action stuff, Pigsy!Copy !req
3. We're sidekicks at best, you know it!Copy !req
4. Wait! Pigsy, it's—Copy !req
5. Dangerous to wake someone
from a transcendental meditation.Copy !req
6. I know, I know.
But so is whatever is out there!Copy !req
7. Okay. I have an idea.Copy !req
8. I've been saving this
for a special occasion.Copy !req
9. Tang, I present the Chaos-Ultra
Ghost Pepper of Doom!Copy !req
10. It's so hot, you'll get third-degree burns
just from looking at it.Copy !req
11. Are you sure you should be keeping that
in your pocket?Copy !req
12. If anything's gonna wake up
Monkey King, it'll be this.Copy !req
13. Incoming!Copy !req
14. Stand back, Master!Copy !req
15. Sun Wukong will handle this demon!Copy !req
16. Guess I must've scared it off.Copy !req
17. Master, it's safe to come out now.
You too, Piglet.Copy !req
18. - Master?
- Piglet?Copy !req
19. Fine. Zhu Bajie. Better?Copy !req
20. What is happening right now?Copy !req
21. Monkey... Sun Wukong,
who exactly do you think we are?Copy !req
22. What kind of question is that, Master?Copy !req
23. Unless...Copy !req
24. Master, you've lost your memories!Copy !req
25. You have to remember who you are!Copy !req
26. That's Zhu Bajie, the celestial swine!Copy !req
27. This is Sha Wujing
of the flowing sand river,Copy !req
28. and you are the Great Monk Tang Sanzang!Copy !req
29. We're on a journey to deliver
sacred texts to the west!Copy !req
30. I'm your loyal companion,
bound to keep you safe from demonsCopy !req
31. who know if they eat you,
they'll become immortal!Copy !req
32. You have to remember!Copy !req
33. Okay, okay. I remember.Copy !req
34. Excellent. Where's my staff?Copy !req
35. See, Pigsy? I told you.Copy !req
36. This is exactly why you don't wake someone
from a transcendental meditation.Copy !req
37. We've broke the Monkey King.Copy !req
38. He thinks he's his past self
and we're his old companions!Copy !req
39. If we don't find a way
to bring our Monkey King back,Copy !req
40. we're gonna be stuck with this one.Copy !req
41. Ah, my trusty staff.Copy !req
42. So, this is just amnesia rules, right?Copy !req
43. So we bonk him on his dumb head,
and boom, back to normal.Copy !req
44. What'd you say, Piglet?Copy !req
45. Piglet? Oh, that's it!Copy !req
46. Master, just say the wordCopy !req
47. and this little piggy
will be a steamed ham.Copy !req
48. All right, let's calm down.Copy !req
49. Let's not get carried away...Copy !req
50. The demon! It took our master!Copy !req
51. We got to do something!Copy !req
52. Exactly. Let's go!Copy !req
53. There, there, sweet Monk.Copy !req
54. Demon! Don't eat me!Copy !req
55. What? No! I'm not...
I'm clearly a beautiful queen.Copy !req
56. - Right.
- Oh, you're afraid?Copy !req
57. Don't be.Copy !req
58. I saved you
from the hideous scorpion demonCopy !req
59. and brought you to my castle.Copy !req
60. Oh, yes, a lovely scorpion-themed castle.Copy !req
61. Okay. So, I'm gonna go.Copy !req
62. You can't leave!Copy !req
63. Okay, listen, I've been kidnapped
by a lot of lesser demons,Copy !req
64. so, there's nothing you could do
that would convince me to...Copy !req
65. live here forever.Copy !req
66. Well, I am a little peckish.Copy !req
67. But don't go getting ideas.Copy !req
68. Whatever do you mean?Copy !req
69. What does this have to do
with getting Tang back?Copy !req
70. Is this the same sort of garbage you tell
MK instead of talking to him straight?Copy !req
71. MK? Huh?Copy !req
72. Course you don't remember the kid.Copy !req
73. One day, you are gonna grow up
to be a terrible mentor!Copy !req
74. Ha, Zhu Bajie!Copy !req
75. Can you imagine me teaching someone? Ha!Copy !req
76. Can we go find "Master" already?Copy !req
77. You know as well as I do
that in order to find outCopy !req
78. what type of demon we're dealing with,Copy !req
79. we need to talk to the local Tudi.Copy !req
80. - The local what now?
- Tudi!Copy !req
81. Tudi! Tudi!Copy !req
82. Tudi! Tudi! Tudi!Copy !req
83. Tudi! Tudi?Copy !req
84. Tudi!Copy !req
85. Ah, there you are.Copy !req
86. He lives in a hole?Copy !req
87. O Great Tudi.Copy !req
88. A demon has captured our master
and we fear for his safety.Copy !req
89. So, you heard of anything like that?Copy !req
90. Whoa, interesting. Go on.Copy !req
91. Yes, right. Go on.Copy !req
92. You don't say.Copy !req
93. Thank you for your knowledge.Copy !req
94. What did he say?Copy !req
95. The demon we seek is... in that castle!Copy !req
96. Finding that out took all night?Copy !req
97. No, of course not.Copy !req
98. This guy's just awesome!
So many great stories.Copy !req
99. So, Great One, what brings you
to this part of the world?Copy !req
100. Great One?Copy !req
101. I can roll with that. We're on a quest.Copy !req
102. Another evil Demon is trying
to end all life as we know it.Copy !req
103. So we're looking for a weapon
to defeat her.Copy !req
104. You don't happen to have a ring yay big?Copy !req
105. Made of fire? No?Copy !req
106. Okay, well, I should probably be on my—Copy !req
107. Just a few more bites.Copy !req
108. Okay, maybe just one more bowl.Copy !req
109. Unhand my master, evil Demon!Copy !req
110. I am Sun Wukong
and the Monk is under my protection!Copy !req
111. Protection from what? A beautiful queen?Copy !req
112. Look, lady, we are not gonna let you
eat my friend!Copy !req
113. I would never!Copy !req
114. Oh, really? Then why all the illusions?Copy !req
115. Okay, fine! Fine!Copy !req
116. I'm a demon, okay? You happy?Copy !req
117. I just wanted to be a beautiful queen,
but, God, I'm a demon!Copy !req
118. Hey, so, just to be clear,
eating me won't make you immortal.Copy !req
119. Of course it will!
He's the Great Monk Tang Sanzang!Copy !req
120. Ignore him. It's the pepper talking.Copy !req
121. For the last time,
I don't want to eat anyone!Copy !req
122. Oh, so, can we just go?Copy !req
123. What? No, you can't just go!Copy !req
124. You have to stay forever!Copy !req
125. Don't worry, Master.
Here comes Monkey King!Copy !req
126. My staff.Copy !req
127. Tang, did she hurt you? Lock you up?Copy !req
128. Well...Copy !req
129. She kept giving you noodles,
so you wouldn't leave, huh?Copy !req
130. You should really get the recipe.Copy !req
131. Wait!Copy !req
132. I get that you're alone,
but lying about who you are,Copy !req
133. forcing people to be your companions,
it's not the answer.Copy !req
134. I've been here by myself for so long.Copy !req
135. I heard Monkey King talk
about you being his companions.Copy !req
136. Well, that's all I ever wanted.
Friendship.Copy !req
137. You can't steal friendship.Copy !req
138. It's something that's earned.Copy !req
139. He's right. The three of us are friends
because we choose to be.Copy !req
140. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're friends?Copy !req
141. Of course we are. Everyone needs friends.Copy !req
142. Can you imagine what I'd be like
without friends?Copy !req
143. I'd probably turn into
a really manipulative jerk or something.Copy !req
144. Anyway...Copy !req
145. You just need to find someone
that wants to stay here with youCopy !req
146. in this lovely home, forever.Copy !req
147. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
148. But where am I gonna find
someone like that?Copy !req
149. I just had the best idea.Copy !req
150. Oh, well, that's...Copy !req
151. Wow, you really know
how to just keep on talking, don't you?Copy !req
152. We can't leave him like this.
I think he's getting worse.Copy !req
153. Oh, here's my staff.Copy !req
154. I don't know. I'm starting to like him.Copy !req
155. "Amnesia rules."Copy !req
156. I'm gonna find something
to bonk him on the head!Copy !req
157. Don't just...Copy !req
158. You know, they really got
your face just right.Copy !req
159. Super on model.Copy !req
160. Yeah. So, hey, listen.Copy !req
161. I guess I just wanted to say,
before you turn back to...Copy !req
162. Maybe you ain't so bad
for the kid after all.Copy !req
163. Just do me a favor.
Keep him safe, all right?Copy !req
164. I mean, when we get
the three rings of Samadhi...Copy !req
165. - Four rings.
- What? Four? You never mentioned four!Copy !req
166. - Did it work?
- Tang! What are you doing?Copy !req
167. What? You're the one who said
to hit him in the head.Copy !req
168. Yeah, but I didn't say kill him!Copy !req
169. Hey! Why is my mouth so hot?Copy !req
170. Hey! Why are you hugging me?Copy !req
171. Oh, it worked! You got your memories back!Copy !req
172. Pigsy gave you a pepper.
I told him not to...Copy !req
173. Just do me a favor.
Keep him safe, all right?Copy !req
174. I mean, when we get
the three rings of Samadhi...Copy !req
175. - Four rings.
- What? Four? You never mentioned four.Copy !req
176. Huh. Four.Copy !req
177. Huh? What was that, Pigsy?Copy !req
178. Oh, nothing.Copy !req