1. Are we sure we're going
in the right direction?Copy !req
2. Not a clue. All Monkey King said
to do was head west, so.Copy !req
3. How did anyone ever get anywhere
using these?Copy !req
4. Yo, blue thing,Copy !req
5. You wanna crank up that AC, brother?Copy !req
6. Hey, little help up front, Monkey King?Copy !req
7. Hey! I know you can hear me!Copy !req
8. No, I can't.Copy !req
9. Mei, Monkey King needs to rechargeCopy !req
10. after his fight with Ne Zha.Copy !req
11. He's in no state to waste his time
on mere mortals,Copy !req
12. especially now I don't have my powers.Copy !req
13. He told you that?Copy !req
14. We have a very honest relationship, Pigsy.Copy !req
15. Besides, that kind
of mystic monkey mediationCopy !req
16. requires complete focus, apparently.Copy !req
17. Come on, gang, don't be so glum!Copy !req
18. Roll down that window,
a little fresh air never hurt—Copy !req
19. That's so much worse!Copy !req
20. Kid, you know there is more to youCopy !req
21. than just your powers, right?Copy !req
22. Exactly! I've accepted
that until I get my staff back,Copy !req
23. I'm not gonna be The Strong One anymore.Copy !req
24. Which is why I'm gonna be...Copy !req
25. The Smart One!Copy !req
26. - Excuse me?
- What?Copy !req
27. Oh, MK.Copy !req
28. A squared plus B squared equals C squared!Copy !req
29. That's a triangle, boy.Copy !req
30. Right...Copy !req
31. So, how does this map work exactly?Copy !req
32. How does it know where to find
the three Rings of Samadhi?Copy !req
33. This sounds like a job for Smartie Kid!Copy !req
34. I mean, I guess that symbol
kind of looks like that one?Copy !req
35. What, those smudgy looking things?Copy !req
36. Yes, right?Copy !req
37. It's the, you know, the fiery looking one?Copy !req
38. Not to rush anyone,
but how far to the next pit stop?Copy !req
39. This desert's going on forever!Copy !req
40. Well, if this map is up-to-date,Copy !req
41. then it looks like
we're pretty close to...Copy !req
42. Something?Copy !req
43. It's fine, guys. Right, Sandy?Copy !req
44. Of course, yeah. It—Copy !req
45. I mean, no.Copy !req
46. So, how is meditating
going to help him rechargeCopy !req
47. or whatever he's doing?Copy !req
48. I don't know.
He was a little sketchy on the details.Copy !req
49. Sometimes to find what we've lost,Copy !req
50. we need to begin where we started,Copy !req
51. look within ourselves.Copy !req
52. So, I'm gonna do just that
and go into some deep meditation.Copy !req
53. Wake me up some time in the next...Copy !req
54. I don't know, hundred years, 'kay? Bye-ee!Copy !req
55. Wait, what?Copy !req
56. H2-OMG, you guys! Is that...Copy !req
57. Water!Copy !req
58. Excuse me,Copy !req
59. but you'll have to pay for that.Copy !req
60. But we're really, really thirsty!Copy !req
61. Please, Fish Man,
won't you show us some mercy?Copy !req
62. Oh, you're thirsty?Copy !req
63. Well, then, why didn't you just say so?Copy !req
64. Go ahead and help yourself!Copy !req
65. OK, well...Copy !req
66. Maybe we can buy something else.
Something that could get usCopy !req
67. across this desert faster, for instance?Copy !req
68. Yeah! What can I get for... this many?Copy !req
69. That'll get you nothing like this.Copy !req
70. It's beautiful!Copy !req
71. Oh, but we could never afford
something like that!Copy !req
72. I bet it costs, like, a bajillion moneys.Copy !req
73. Well, you could always win the engine.Copy !req
74. "Win"?Copy !req
75. But, of course!Copy !req
76. Welcome to Desert Deal of the Day,Copy !req
77. with me, your host, The Goldfish Demon!Copy !req
78. The rules, they are simple.Copy !req
79. You put up something of value
in order to win something of value.Copy !req
80. Win the game, get the prize!Copy !req
81. We just have to win one gameCopy !req
82. and the sparkly,
cool-looking engine thingy is ours?Copy !req
83. You got it, tiger!Copy !req
84. Team huddle!Copy !req
85. All right, we got this!Copy !req
86. We've battled demons
and spiders and bulls.Copy !req
87. A game show ain't nothing.Copy !req
88. Plus with my new-found smart-boy brain,Copy !req
89. this should be piece of cake!Copy !req
90. I mean, what do we have to lose?Copy !req
91. What do we have to lose?Copy !req
92. Hey. What happens if we lose?Copy !req
93. Oh, that's simple really!Copy !req
94. Winner takes all!Copy !req
95. Anything you wager
is forfeit should you lose!Copy !req
96. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
97. OK! So, what are we wagering?Copy !req
98. Remember, it has to be something
of equal-equal value-value!Copy !req
99. Equal value? Like what?Copy !req
100. All right! We're ready to play!Copy !req
101. MK? I have second thoughts.Copy !req
102. Sorry, Goldfish Man,
we need to strategize a little bit—Copy !req
103. Wager accepted!Copy !req
104. Let the game begin!Copy !req
105. This game is called One Shell Monty!Copy !req
106. Hey. I'm Monty.Copy !req
107. The rules are simple.Copy !req
108. I place Monty
under one of these three plates,Copy !req
109. give them a shuffle,Copy !req
110. and you point to the one
that contains Monty!Copy !req
111. Three plates... Three.
Why is that ringing a bell?Copy !req
112. Like a triangle!Copy !req
113. I can do this!Copy !req
114. Don't worry, Mei, my big-boy,
smart brain won't let us down!Copy !req
115. It was nice knowing you, dragon sword.Copy !req
116. All right!Copy !req
117. Let's go!Copy !req
118. Where...Copy !req
119. is...Copy !req
120. Monty?Copy !req
121. You take the square root
of the hippopotamus,Copy !req
122. co-sign on a loan and the tangent...Copy !req
123. It's that one!Copy !req
124. Bum-bum-bum...Copy !req
125. So close!
But I'll be taking that sword now.Copy !req
126. MK!Copy !req
127. My sword!Copy !req
128. You know, you could always wager
again if you like?Copy !req
129. Something of equal value
to the sword and the engine?Copy !req
130. You're on!Copy !req
131. One deed to a Pigsy's Noodles.Copy !req
132. Fancy! I'll take it.Copy !req
133. MK, this better work!Copy !req
134. Pigsy, trust me.Copy !req
135. Based on the law of averages,
I'm bound to win eventually!Copy !req
136. That is not how math works!Copy !req
137. OK! Here we go again!Copy !req
138. Where...Copy !req
139. is...Copy !req
140. Monty?Copy !req
141. If the right side
of a right triangle is...Copy !req
142. Three squared minus B squared...Copy !req
143. - There!
- Tough break, little buddy.Copy !req
144. Care to try again?Copy !req
145. - Yes!
- No!Copy !req
146. Oops-a-daisy!Copy !req
147. Nope!Copy !req
148. Wrong again!Copy !req
149. Well, well, well.Copy !req
150. It looks like you've wagered
just about everything you have, kiddo!Copy !req
151. Tough break, guys.Copy !req
152. This— this is impossible!Copy !req
153. But— but...Copy !req
154. I'm The Smart One!Copy !req
155. The law of averages has betrayed me!Copy !req
156. Kid, just forget it.Copy !req
157. We don't got anything else to bet.Copy !req
158. He's right, you know?Copy !req
159. Besides, what more could a goldfish want?Copy !req
160. I have all the treasures in the world!Copy !req
161. Come on, MK. You can do this!Copy !req
162. If only I had my gold vision.Copy !req
163. Wait! I do have one last thing
I can wager.Copy !req
164. MK, don't be crazy!Copy !req
165. It took everything Monkey King
had to get that back.Copy !req
166. - You can't just—
- I betCopy !req
167. - the power of friendship!
- What?Copy !req
168. - You can't!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
169. I don't think this is...Copy !req
170. There is nothing more valuable
than friendship!Copy !req
171. And there is no way I can lose
if my friends are at stake!Copy !req
172. Well, I suppose I could use a servant,
or three!Copy !req
173. All right, you're on!Copy !req
174. Come on, MK!Copy !req
175. You can't let your friends down!Copy !req
176. So, where is Monty?Copy !req
177. The one in the middle.Copy !req
178. So sad, too bad, but you—Copy !req
179. What? Impossible! How did you—Copy !req
180. It's simple, really.Copy !req
181. You were fooling us the whole time.Copy !req
182. But, I, Monkie Kid,Copy !req
183. delivery boy,Copy !req
184. somewhat equal to heaven,Copy !req
185. saw right through your trick!Copy !req
186. - What?
- I knew it!Copy !req
187. You rigged this tableCopy !req
188. so that no matter
what plate Monty was under,Copy !req
189. he would drop out from under itCopy !req
190. just as your contestants
made their choice!Copy !req
191. Which makes you a cheater!Copy !req
192. Now, now, now, listen.Copy !req
193. We can make a deal. Friends?Copy !req
194. We'll make a deal, all right.Copy !req
195. And we are ready to go!Copy !req
196. So, wait. How did you get
your gold vision back again?Copy !req
197. I don't know. The same way I got them
in the first place, I guess.Copy !req
198. Every time I learnt a new ability,Copy !req
199. it was because there was something
I needed to do,Copy !req
200. when there was no other way.Copy !req
201. Against the goldfish guy,Copy !req
202. I needed to do something
to save my friends.Copy !req
203. Yeah, friends that you put in danger,
on purpose!Copy !req
204. Yeah, right.Copy !req
205. Like I said, save my friends.Copy !req
206. And, then, I don't know,
it just happened.Copy !req
207. You found your strength...Copy !req
208. when you needed it most.Copy !req
209. Oh, I guess someone's done meditating.Copy !req
210. This whole time, I thought
my powers came from the staff.Copy !req
211. The staff's just a big ol' stick, bud.Copy !req
212. It takes someone special to lift it.Copy !req
213. Well, one power down.Copy !req
214. Just a few thousand more to go!Copy !req