1. [MK] Maybe under here?Copy !req
2. [MK]
There's got to be something.Copy !req
3. Ooh! Remind me
what it is we're looking for?Copy !req
4. Oh! Oh! Is this it?Copy !req
5. Hmm!Copy !req
6. No!Copy !req
7. I am trying to find somethingCopy !req
8. that will make me super,
super powerful,Copy !req
9. so I can defeat...Copy !req
10. So— Someone...Copy !req
11. Anyone.Copy !req
12. You know, to be sure
that I got what it takesCopy !req
13. to take on the next big bad!Copy !req
14. I thought Monkey King
was training youCopy !req
15. - with remote lessons?
- Ha-ha!Copy !req
16. [MK] Yeah, and I already learned
all the different lessonsCopy !req
17. the Monkey "King of Vacations"Copy !req
18. left for me!Copy !req
19. I don't know, I just...Copy !req
20. I feel like I'm ready
for something...Copy !req
21. - bigger.Copy !req
22. More powerful.Copy !req
23. The wise warrior
leads their enemyCopy !req
24. into their own destruction.Copy !req
25. What's that mean?Copy !req
26. It means I need to be stronger!Copy !req
27. Be so powerful,Copy !req
28. that it'd be certain defeat
to fight me!Copy !req
29. Maybe you need a break,
little man.Copy !req
30. Just kick back for a bit.Copy !req
31. Ugh, did Monkey King
ever take breaks?Copy !req
32. He's literally
on vacation right now!Copy !req
33. Plus, he has logged
some serious hours on this game.Copy !req
34. - What?
- Uh-huh, like 10,000.Copy !req
35. No way Monkey King
would have wasted time on this.Copy !req
36. Unless?Copy !req
37. [MK] Yes! This must be it!Copy !req
38. Hey, MK?Copy !req
39. [MK] You said it before Mei.Copy !req
40. Monkey King is never gonna just
give me the answers straight!Copy !req
41. I said that?Copy !req
42. [MK] He must have left me
this game for a reason!Copy !req
43. It has to contain the knowledgeCopy !req
44. to some unbelievably,
powerful new ability!Copy !req
45. Or it's just a cruddy,
old video gameCopy !req
46. that Monkey King likes
because his face is on the box?Copy !req
47. [MK] This is amazing!Copy !req
48. It looks just like
Monkey King's house!Copy !req
49. That's because
I haven't turned it on yet.Copy !req
50. [MK] Huh? What the?Copy !req
51. Importing likeness.Copy !req
52. Scanning... Scanning...Copy !req
53. [MK] This is so...Copy !req
54. Uh... Immersive?Copy !req
55. Um... Is it true that
if I die in here,Copy !req
56. I'll die in real life?Copy !req
57. Absolutely not.Copy !req
58. I— I don't... I don't know.Copy !req
59. Okay, so...Copy !req
60. [MK] I guess
I go over here then?Copy !req
61. Welcome traveler,
on a journey to the west!Copy !req
62. It's Monkey King!Copy !req
63. He's in the game!Copy !req
64. Wait, did Monkey King
make this game?Copy !req
65. As the great sage,
equal to heaven,Copy !req
66. you couldn't ask
for a better tutor.Copy !req
67. [MK] Yeah, seems like
he definitely made this game.Copy !req
68. Okay, game Monkey King,
what you got for me?Copy !req
69. On your journey,Copy !req
70. you will learn
to smite powerful enemies!Copy !req
71. Whoa!
I want me some of that!Copy !req
72. After you complete
the tutorials,Copy !req
73. you'll learn how to access—Copy !req
74. Ugh, this is taking forever!Copy !req
75. [MK] How do I skip?Copy !req
76. Uh, what now...Copy !req
77. Defeat each opponentCopy !req
78. to work your way up
to the final boss,Copy !req
79. the Rhino King!Copy !req
80. Great! Just as soon
as these pop-upsCopy !req
81. - [MK] stop popping up.
- The first of 72 basic combos—Copy !req
82. - [MK] Skip.
- Pay attention to—Copy !req
83. - [MK] Skip.
- Many friends along the—Copy !req
84. - [MK] Skip, skip, skip.
Uh, maybe someCopy !req
85. of those tutorials
from Monkey King would be...Copy !req
86. - helpful.
- Skip.Copy !req
87. Oh, they're done. Finally.Copy !req
88. Congratulations!Copy !req
89. You have now completed
the tutorials!Copy !req
90. This next adventure
is up to you.Copy !req
91. [MK] Finally!
I'm done with the tutorials,Copy !req
92. I can actually start
playing the game.Copy !req
93. An in-game store!Copy !req
94. Welcome
to the Central Temple!Copy !req
95. Here, wise teachers grant
blessings and new abilities!Copy !req
96. [MK] Ho-ho! Now, that sounds
like something me would likey!Copy !req
97. And enter.Copy !req
98. This is the path
to enlightenment, young one.Copy !req
99. Perhaps a blessing
for your journey?Copy !req
100. [MK] Whoa!Copy !req
101. This has all
of Monkey King's moves!Copy !req
102. "Wukong's 108,000 Li Somersault"Copy !req
103. Hey, these are all
passive abilities!Copy !req
104. This is more like it!Copy !req
105. Wukong's flaming fist of fury!Copy !req
106. This is perfect!Copy !req
107. With a move like this... yeah!Copy !req
108. This must have beenCopy !req
109. what Monkey King wanted me
to find!Copy !req
110. Deals massive damageCopy !req
111. while also leaving
your defenses wide open.Copy !req
112. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. It's fine.Copy !req
113. I'll just bust them up first!Copy !req
114. Okay, let's do this thing!Copy !req
115. [MK] Oh, cool!Copy !req
116. Oh, no!Copy !req
117. Zhu Ganglie has pignapped
the Chief's daughter!Copy !req
118. Someone has to stop him!Copy !req
119. With my legendary
nine-toothed rake,Copy !req
120. nobody can stop me!Copy !req
121. [MK] Okay! Get ready to meet
your maker, Zhu Ganglie!Copy !req
122. Here... comes...Copy !req
123. Wukong's flaming fist of fury!Copy !req
124. Hey, you think,
Zhu Ganglie kinda looks like—Copy !req
125. Tang! I know!Copy !req
126. I thought the exact same thing!Copy !req
127. Ah... Right.Copy !req
128. Nice one!Copy !req
129. But, remember,
not every opponentCopy !req
130. can be beaten
with brute strength!Copy !req
131. Wanna learn a counter-attack?Copy !req
132. [MK] I think this move worked
pretty well.Copy !req
133. Thanks, but no thanks!Copy !req
134. A'ight! Who's next?Copy !req
135. You shall not pass!Copy !req
136. The only way
to cross Flowing Sand RiverCopy !req
137. is by defeating Sha Wujing.Copy !req
138. His spear attacks are deadly,Copy !req
139. but leave him open
to counter-attacks.Copy !req
140. Hmm, I could learn
a counter-attack,Copy !req
141. or... I could
Wukong's flaming fist of fury!Copy !req
142. This move is amazing!Copy !req
143. Why would they even let you
unlock it so early,Copy !req
144. it kinda makes the rest
of the game redundant.Copy !req
145. All right!Copy !req
146. Final uber boss, Rhino King!Copy !req
147. I'm coming for you!Copy !req
148. Final boss! Let's go!Copy !req
149. Who dares challenge
the Rhino King?Copy !req
150. I will pulverize you to dust!Copy !req
151. Three. Two. One. Fight!Copy !req
152. [MK] Bring it!
Wukong flaming fist of fury!Copy !req
153. Rhino King
head butt of hatred!Copy !req
154. What? That's impossible!Copy !req
155. My Wukong Flaming Fist of Fury
did nothing!Copy !req
156. It must have been a bug
in the game.Copy !req
157. Yeah, that's what it was.Copy !req
158. Remember,
not every opponentCopy !req
159. can be beaten
with brute strength!Copy !req
160. Wanna learn a counter-attack?Copy !req
161. [MK] Skip! Skip, skip,
skip, skip, skip!Copy !req
162. Fight!
- [MK] I got this!Copy !req
163. [MK] This is ridiculous!Copy !req
164. The Wukong Flaming Fist of FuryCopy !req
165. is the strongest move
in the game.Copy !req
166. But how am I supposed to use it?Copy !req
167. If that Rhino Demon
keeps beating the snot out of meCopy !req
168. before I can execute it!Copy !req
169. Okay, this looks like
a good place to stop.Copy !req
170. You have been playing
for 32 straight hours.Copy !req
171. Stop? Now?Copy !req
172. Never!Copy !req
173. I just have to try harder.Copy !req
174. It's just like Monkey King said.Copy !req
175. I just need to get stronger!Copy !req
176. Except he never said that.Copy !req
177. He said, "The wise warrior
leads the enemyCopy !req
178. into their own destruction."Copy !req
179. Yeah,
maybe what he's saying is...Copy !req
180. the strongest move isn't always
the rightest move?Copy !req
181. [MK]
Then what is the rightest move?Copy !req
182. Remember,
not every opponentCopy !req
183. can be beaten
with brute strength!Copy !req
184. Do you want to learn
a counter-attack?Copy !req
185. "The wise warriorCopy !req
186. leads their enemy
into their own destruction."Copy !req
187. Hold on! Go with me here!Copy !req
188. I think I got something!Copy !req
189. Maybe I need to useCopy !req
190. the Rhino King's own strength
against him!Copy !req
191. Hey, yeah.Copy !req
192. Almost like The Tutorial KingCopy !req
193. was trying to tell you this
the whole time.Copy !req
194. Sometimes,
using your enemies strengthCopy !req
195. against them
is the strongest move of all!Copy !req
196. This will leave them open
for a counter-attack!Copy !req
197. Ready to give it a go?Copy !req
198. Let's redo this!Copy !req
199. Who dares challenge
the Rhino King?Copy !req
200. I will pulverize you to dust!Copy !req
201. Three. Two. One. Fight!Copy !req
202. Rhino king
Head Butt of Hatred!Copy !req
203. Wukong's 108,000 Li Somersault!Copy !req
204. - Now, MK!
- Go get him!Copy !req
205. Wukong...Copy !req
206. - flaming fist...Copy !req
207. [MK] ... of fury.Copy !req
208. No!Copy !req
209. So, did you learn
what you needed to?Copy !req
210. Yeah, that and then some!Copy !req
211. You were right, Sandy,Copy !req
212. sometimes the strongest move
isn't always the bestest.Copy !req
213. It's the bestest
at blowing holesCopy !req
214. through stuff, though.Copy !req