1. Monkey King! It worked!Copy !req
2. Hey, bud! So, you figured out
astral projection, huh?Copy !req
3. Yeah! And I only had
five nose bleeds!Copy !req
4. How's your vacation!
How are you?Copy !req
5. - It's so good to see—
- Now's not the best time, bud.Copy !req
6. Okay, it's just. I hadn't heard
from you in a bit and—Copy !req
7. - My... My training—
- Uh, yeah. I'm gonna need youCopy !req
8. to keep working on your own
for a little while.Copy !req
9. Remember...Copy !req
10. You can do it!Copy !req
11. Trust your instincts!Copy !req
12. I don't know, maybe work
on shrinking your staff?Copy !req
13. Oh, you mean like this?Copy !req
14. Okay, smart guy!
Shrink yourself then!Copy !req
15. Shrink myself?Copy !req
16. How the donk
am I meant to learn that?Copy !req
17. Ah, you'll figure it out!Copy !req
18. Just "think little".Copy !req
19. Oh! Uh, my "masseuse" is here.Copy !req
20. Gotta run!
- Trust my instincts?Copy !req
21. - Wait—Copy !req
22. So, what are you hiding?Copy !req
23. I don't know who taught you
how to take revenge,Copy !req
24. but it ain't normally
this boring!Copy !req
25. Can we hurry this along?Copy !req
26. With time and patience,Copy !req
27. the mulberry leaf
becomes a silk gown.Copy !req
28. There are still three itemsCopy !req
29. we have yet to add
to the furnace.Copy !req
30. Destiny cannot be hurried,
My Queen.Copy !req
31. So, you keep saying.Copy !req
32. Well, my patience
is growing thin,Copy !req
33. little Miss Mystery.Copy !req
34. At least lighten up a little.Copy !req
35. Your creepy whisper business
is getting on my nerves.Copy !req
36. Look alive, kid! This place
needs to be spick and span!Copy !req
37. I got a very
special guest coming!Copy !req
38. Did someone say
- Huh?Copy !req
39. free noodles
for a special guest?Copy !req
40. Ooh, fancy!Copy !req
41. Beat it, Tang!Copy !req
42. There's only one guy eating
for free today and that's—Copy !req
43. Would that be the food critic,
Golden-Cicada Yum-Yum? Hmm?Copy !req
44. Wow! That's amazing!Copy !req
45. What a twist!Copy !req
46. Hmm. Staff's hygiene leaves
something to be desired.Copy !req
47. Ugh! Go wash your hands!Copy !req
48. [MK] Yep! On it!Copy !req
49. So, what's first on the menu?Copy !req
50. "Go wash your hands, MK."Copy !req
51. "Look alive, MK."Copy !req
52. "Learn to shrink yourself, MK."Copy !req
53. Maybe if someone was here
to teach me!Copy !req
54. "Oh, you'll figure it out, bud,
just think little."Copy !req
55. [MK] Like I could do this
on my own.Copy !req
56. Wait! What? Argh!Copy !req
57. Ugh!Copy !req
58. I did it!Copy !req
59. I "littled" myself!Copy !req
60. I... am... amazi—Copy !req
61. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
62. The Spider Queen's lair!Copy !req
63. How did I end up here,
of all the lairs?Copy !req
64. [MK] Come on!Copy !req
65. Come on...Copy !req
66. Ha-ha! The Monkie Boy!Copy !req
67. Well, this day just got
a little more interesting.Copy !req
68. My Queen, perhaps—Copy !req
69. Sorry, I can't hear youCopy !req
70. over the sound of me
rushing destiny!Copy !req
71. K-bye!Copy !req
72. It's finally gonna happen.Copy !req
73. [MK] A spider is gonna
wrap me up in its butt ropeCopy !req
74. and it's gonna eat me!Copy !req
75. Okay, okay. No.Copy !req
76. I am the Monkie Kid.Copy !req
77. I'm not gonna keep
being terrified of spidersCopy !req
78. my whole life.Copy !req
79. I can do this.
I can get outta here.Copy !req
80. I just need to be
a big brave boy!Copy !req
81. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
82. I'm a big boy again!Copy !req
83. Dang it!
OK! I am so scared.Copy !req
84. Come back for more, have you?Copy !req
85. Huh? Where'd he go?Copy !req
86. Ha! I may be tiny,
and I may be terrified,Copy !req
87. but I am not
gonna let you eat me!Copy !req
88. You can stand there
being scary all you want!Copy !req
89. - [MK] I'm not falling for it!
- Ha! There you are!Copy !req
90. No!Copy !req
91. A way out!Copy !req
92. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
93. He— hello?Copy !req
94. Hello...Copy !req
95. Stay back!Copy !req
96. Huh! It's just a kid.Copy !req
97. Hey, what are doing down here?Copy !req
98. I— it's you...
You're the Monkie Kid.Copy !req
99. So, you've heard of me, ey?Copy !req
100. Not surprised!Copy !req
101. Come on, let's get you—Copy !req
102. Please, you have to help me.Copy !req
103. There's not much time!Copy !req
104. What was that?Copy !req
105. It's okay... I get it.Copy !req
106. [MK] It's scary being alone.Copy !req
107. But you're not alone now.
You've got me.Copy !req
108. We'll find a way out together.
I promise.Copy !req
109. Wa... wait—Copy !req
110. You're the Monkie Kid...Copy !req
111. Come on!Copy !req
112. You have to follow me!Copy !req
113. Hey— Hey, wait!Copy !req
114. Wha—Copy !req
115. [MK] Hold up!Copy !req
116. We really shouldn't be here.Copy !req
117. - Come on.
- We can't go yet.Copy !req
118. Spider Queen is building
something... evil.Copy !req
119. Oh!Copy !req
120. Whatever she's planning...Copy !req
121. it's all to do with that.Copy !req
122. I— I've seen
you use your staff,Copy !req
123. Surely, you could use it
to smash that thing?Copy !req
124. Don't let her hurt someone else.Copy !req
125. Please?Copy !req
126. Okay. But, maybe step back.Copy !req
127. [MK] Here... comes...Copy !req
128. Monkie Kid!Copy !req
129. Wait! Stop!
What are you doing?Copy !req
130. Wait... Is this...Copy !req
131. This is the Trigram Furnace!Copy !req
132. From the Celestial Realm!Copy !req
133. How is this...Copy !req
134. You have to destroy it now.Copy !req
135. There's no time!Copy !req
136. " Trust your instincts"...Copy !req
137. Monkie Kid! Please!Copy !req
138. It's you...Copy !req
139. - You're—
- I am the Lady Bone Demon!Copy !req
140. MK... I apologize,Copy !req
141. but I need to take that staff.Copy !req
142. Calm yourself.Copy !req
143. It's pointless to deny me.Copy !req
144. I helped you.Copy !req
145. - I thought you were—
- A helpless girl?Copy !req
146. Oh, yes. My disguises
have fooled many.Copy !req
147. This body in particular
is quite useful...Copy !req
148. - for now.Copy !req
149. I'm not going to let you win.Copy !req
150. I'll tell Monkey King—Copy !req
151. Monkey King...Copy !req
152. Do you really think
he doesn't already knowCopy !req
153. all about me?Copy !req
154. Curious, that he is he not
with you now, is it not?Copy !req
155. Ah... I see.Copy !req
156. You have begun to suspect
what he already knows.Copy !req
157. - That he made the wrong choice.
- [indistinct, sinister whispers]Copy !req
158. Picked the wrong successor.Copy !req
159. You are right, you know.Copy !req
160. "It's scary being alone."Copy !req
161. I do pity you.Copy !req
162. Just a piece in a gameCopy !req
163. you could not
possibly comprehend.Copy !req
164. Monkie Kid!Copy !req
165. Enough waiting!Copy !req
166. Ooh, I'm going to enjoy this.Copy !req
167. Think little!Copy !req
168. Run along.Copy !req
169. Destiny will find you
soon enough.Copy !req
170. [MK] Huh?Copy !req
171. Hmm. Now, that was delicious.Copy !req
172. Okay. Just making
the final edits to my review...Copy !req
173. Kid! Where have been?Copy !req
174. And what's that sme—Copy !req
175. "Staff hygiene continues
to be unacceptable."Copy !req
176. - A... nd, publish!Copy !req
177. MK! You just got me
a bad review—Copy !req
178. Wait a minute.Copy !req
179. This is your site?Copy !req
180. It only has one follower..Copy !req
181. And that follower's name is...Copy !req
182. Tang!Copy !req
183. I mean... I'm just starting.Copy !req
184. You're my inaugural review.Copy !req
185. And your last!Copy !req
186. Get back here,
you freeloading coward!Copy !req
187. No, Pigsy! Have mercy!Copy !req