1. Oh!Copy !req
2. Oh, boy.Copy !req
3. Wait! Don't!Copy !req
4. Oh, I've had it up to hereCopy !req
5. with those Speedy Panda
delivery brick heads!Copy !req
6. They've been sabotaging me
all week!Copy !req
7. Those punks with their
flash frozen, microwave junk!Copy !req
8. Convenience can never replaceCopy !req
9. a traditional,
home-cooked family recipe.Copy !req
10. Yeah, but,
they do do it quicker.Copy !req
11. All I'm saying is...Copy !req
12. Maybe you could afford
to pick up the pace?Copy !req
13. "Pick up the pace"?Copy !req
14. You're the delivery driver,
you pick up the pace!Copy !req
15. Every noodle
from Pigsy's noodle shopCopy !req
16. is handcrafted from scratch
with love, care!Copy !req
17. It's what our customers
have come to expect!Copy !req
18. Don't you worry about me, Pigsy.Copy !req
19. I'm a loyal customer!Copy !req
20. - More like a loyal "freeloader".Copy !req
21. I'm telling you, Pigsy.Copy !req
22. If something doesn't change,Copy !req
23. we're gonna be
run out of business.Copy !req
24. Ahh, you two don't get it.Copy !req
25. I poured my heart
into this place.Copy !req
26. From the pots, to the utensils,Copy !req
27. even my grandmother's
antique windows—Copy !req
28. Hmm.Copy !req
29. "Attention, Pigsy's Noodles!"Copy !req
30. "Prepare for your
worst nightmare!Copy !req
31. "We challenge you to 'Food Wars'Copy !req
32. "to determine which restaurant
truly reigns supreme.Copy !req
33. Signed, Speedy Panda."Copy !req
34. So... Someone gonna tell me
what the donk "Food Wars" is?Copy !req
35. Food Wars!Copy !req
36. The ultimate arena for chefs
to duke it out!Copy !req
37. Where the victors
are hailed supremeCopy !req
38. above all others!Copy !req
39. Speedy Panda!
I accept your challenge!Copy !req
40. Welcome one and allCopy !req
41. to Food Wars!Copy !req
42. Today, two teams will compete
in three rounds of food combatCopy !req
43. in order to be crowned
"Supreme Restaurant" champion!Copy !req
44. Introducing first,
for Pigsy's Noodle Shop,Copy !req
45. Pigsy and his assistant, MK!Copy !req
46. And their opponents,
Speedy Panda Convenience MartCopy !req
47. and its owners...Copy !req
48. these guys!Copy !req
49. Remember us, Monkie Kid?Copy !req
50. We're your worst enemies...Copy !req
51. Jin...Copy !req
52. And Yin!Copy !req
53. The Gold and Silver Demons!Copy !req
54. I'm sorry, who?Copy !req
55. I don't even know you guys!Copy !req
56. What have you got
against my restaurant?Copy !req
57. So, here's the plan, right.Copy !req
58. We figure, if we put
your Noodle Shop outta business,Copy !req
59. then Noodle Boy is out of a job!Copy !req
60. And if he's out of a job,
he'll starve!Copy !req
61. Which will make him weak.
And then...Copy !req
62. We'll finally
be able to destroy him!Copy !req
63. It is now time
for Round One!Copy !req
64. The competitors
will have to gatherCopy !req
65. all the ingredients they need,Copy !req
66. and race from the Food Wars'
ultimate pantryCopy !req
67. to their respective kitchens
at the center of the courtyard.Copy !req
68. In three... two... one...Copy !req
69. MK! Catch!Copy !req
70. Whoa! Slow down, Pigsy!Copy !req
71. Uh... Yin, I'm gonna be honest
with you.Copy !req
72. I have no idea
what any of this stuff is.Copy !req
73. Oh, don't worry about that.Copy !req
74. You sly dog!Copy !req
75. I really am
the greatest racer ever!Copy !req
76. [MK] Whoa...Copy !req
77. - Kid!Copy !req
78. Round One goes to Speedy Panda!Copy !req
79. In Round Two,Copy !req
80. competitors will put their
culinary prowess to the testCopy !req
81. in a cook-off,Copy !req
82. with the winner being chosenCopy !req
83. by a panel of curiously
selected judges!Copy !req
84. We've gotta move!Copy !req
85. Yes, I told you,
good food takes time!Copy !req
86. Just need to add
one more ingredient...Copy !req
87. Argh! Oops!Copy !req
88. Clumsy us!Copy !req
89. That was...Copy !req
90. That was actually
what was missing.Copy !req
91. Ho-ho!Copy !req
92. - MK! Go!Copy !req
93. And that's the timer!Copy !req
94. Both competitors
must now presentCopy !req
95. their culinary creations
to our panel of judges.Copy !req
96. Introducing our first judge.Copy !req
97. Princess Iron Fan!Copy !req
98. Ah, you've come to tussle
with the champ?Copy !req
99. Oh, please.Copy !req
100. Like I have energy
to waste on you, Noodle Boy.Copy !req
101. I'm here to settle a debt
and that's all.Copy !req
102. Aha!Copy !req
103. I knew I shouldn't have made
that blood oath.Copy !req
104. Judge Number Two.Copy !req
105. It's none other than
the Monkey King!Copy !req
106. - Monkey King!Copy !req
107. I, Monkey King, fully endorse
this product or sports event.Copy !req
108. And judge Number Three,Copy !req
109. and, apparently, a fan favorite,
this guy!Copy !req
110. Thanks for having me.
Great to be here!Copy !req
111. You're the man, Tang!
The Tang man!Copy !req
112. Uh, Pigsy, something wrong?Copy !req
113. Oh! You're probably worried
he's gonna vote against youCopy !req
114. as some form of revengeCopy !req
115. 'cause you always treat him
like garbage all the time.Copy !req
116. Right? Is that it?Copy !req
117. Would you shush?Copy !req
118. First up is Speedy PandaCopy !req
119. with what looks like
an assortmentCopy !req
120. of mushy dimsum filled with—Copy !req
121. Mystery Meat!Copy !req
122. With a side
of deep-fried spring rollsCopy !req
123. topped with whatever-sauce
was in this packet.Copy !req
124. It's edible... enough?Copy !req
125. I'll take your word for it.Copy !req
126. Thank you for your
interest in the Monkey KingCopy !req
127. and the Monkey King
branded items.Copy !req
128. The judges
aren't giving anything away.Copy !req
129. Now, onto Pigsy's Noodles
with what looks like...Copy !req
130. Family recipe Xinjiang
pulled noodle soup!Copy !req
131. Qing Man Yong!Copy !req
132. Hmm...Copy !req
133. Ah!Copy !req
134. Hmm.Copy !req
135. There's no way I'm voting
for your restaurant.Copy !req
136. My vote's for Speedy Panda.Copy !req
137. Hmm.. Well, well, well.Copy !req
138. I've been waiting a long time
to say this to you, Pigsy!Copy !req
139. My vote goes to...Copy !req
140. - Pigsy's Noodles!Copy !req
141. Of course, it does!
His food is a work of genius!Copy !req
142. - You're kidding me!
- Aw! Outrageous libel!Copy !req
143. That's one voteCopy !req
144. for Speedy Panda,
and one vote for Pigsy's.Copy !req
145. It all comes down
to judge Number Three.Copy !req
146. I, Monkey King, fully endorse
this product—Copy !req
147. - Wait— What?Copy !req
148. He endorsed Pigsy's!
He endorsed it!Copy !req
149. Winner of Round Two?Copy !req
150. - Pigsy's Noodles!Copy !req
151. - That can't be legal!
- What... just... happened?Copy !req
152. All right, Pigsy,Copy !req
153. what say we up the ante a bit?Copy !req
154. Let's make this final contest...Copy !req
155. sudden death.Copy !req
156. Yeah! Loser has to close
their restaurant forever!Copy !req
157. Don't gotta ask us twice!Copy !req
158. We'll mop the floor
with you, dorks!Copy !req
159. Ah... Pigsy, I— Uh...Copy !req
160. And now,
the final competition?Copy !req
161. Mascot Combat!Copy !req
162. - Wait, huh?
- Er... Say what now?Copy !req
163. Yeah, cool, nice death machine!Copy !req
164. That ain't got nothing
on our... Oh...Copy !req
165. Okay. So, we might have
a little problem.Copy !req
166. I can't believe it?Copy !req
167. I dedicated my life
to that shop,Copy !req
168. but, now,
I'm gonna lose itCopy !req
169. to a couple of demonsCopy !req
170. 'cause I was too arrogant
to stand down.Copy !req
171. You were right, MK.Copy !req
172. No one cares about tradition,
or centuries-old recipes.Copy !req
173. They're being forgotten
and replaced by...Copy !req
174. instant, microwavable junk...Copy !req
175. No way!Copy !req
176. I may not understand your
irrational love for noodles,Copy !req
177. or working hard,Copy !req
178. or being angry all the time,Copy !req
179. but you are always there
when I need you!Copy !req
180. So, it's time for me
to return the favor.Copy !req
181. Because Pigsy's Noodles...
are noodles worth fighting for!Copy !req
182. [MK] Here...Copy !req
183. comes...Copy !req
184. Monkie Kid!Copy !req
185. You see the look on their facesCopy !req
186. when we unveiled our Panda Bot?Copy !req
187. Yeah, we got this one in the—Copy !req
188. Us, little guys,
are fighting back!Copy !req
189. Your tyrannical reign
over the food sectorCopy !req
190. in this city is over!Copy !req
191. No amount of convenienceCopy !req
192. will ever win the hearts
of us food lovers!Copy !req
193. Tang!Copy !req
194. I was never going to vote
against you, old friend.Copy !req
195. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
196. Bring it on, little piggies!Copy !req
197. All right then, MK!Copy !req
198. What do you say you and me
show these twoCopy !req
199. what being a real chef
is all about!Copy !req
200. Well, go on then, lads!Copy !req
201. Get them!Copy !req
202. I knew I shouldn't have
come back this season.Copy !req
203. Hang on! We ain't got
the budget for this!Copy !req
204. - Oi, what's all this then?
- Well—Copy !req
205. You spent all of your profits
on that panda mech.Copy !req
206. We ain't got enough money
to pay our drivers!Copy !req
207. Speedy Panda is bankrupt!Copy !req
208. - What! Give me that!
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
209. Must have been
the hydraulics, yeah?Copy !req
210. I told you about that.Copy !req
211. We're not getting paid?Copy !req
212. Okay, yes. So, traditionally,Copy !req
213. people expect money
when they do work.Copy !req
214. But, it's like the pig man said.Copy !req
215. No one cares about traditions
anymore! Right?Copy !req
216. Order up!Copy !req
217. [MK] I don't know
if I got the broth right.Copy !req
218. It's all right, kid,
you got plenty of time to learn.Copy !req
219. Hey, guys...Copy !req
220. thanks for having my back,
back there...Copy !req
221. - You know it!
- Always!Copy !req
222. Believe in yourself!Copy !req
223. Even a smidge
makes all the difference.Copy !req
224. He— He kinda said the thing!Copy !req
225. [MK] He says that to me.Copy !req
226. - He says that to me a lot.Copy !req