LEGO Monkie Kid 2x2

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MK receives a mysterious call from Monkey King. Turns out, he may have accidentally knocked over a "Celestial Dumpling". It's streaking toward earth, and if it hits... well, everything will be destroyed. To contain the Dumpling, MK and Tang must find a Mystical Vase at Flower Fruit Mountain, a place replete with mystery and danger.

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1. - Mei, would you—

2. Hey! Cut it out! At least get my good side!

3. No!

4. - Huh? Hey! Yo, bud!

5. Can you hear me? Hello?

6. - Monkey King to Monkie Kid? - You feeling all right, Kid?

7. Monkey King?

8. Hey! There you are, bud!

9. - Oh, good, you're not dead yet.

10. That's a relief!

11. "Dead"? Wh— what?

12. What's happening to me?

13. Is this what dying is like?

14. Pfft! Relax. A little telepathic communication

15. never hurt anybody.

16. I think...

17. - I heard that! - Anyway, everything is fine!

18. Well... mostly fine.

19. So, listen, we got a bit of a problem.

20. - Uh... - What is that?

21. - Is that... - A giant dumpling?

22. As delicious as it is... terrifying!

23. So, yeah. Me and the boys got into a bit of a food fight

24. up here in the Celestial Realm.

25. Anyway, long story short,

26. I need you to handle the tiny-itty-bitty giant dumpling

27. before it falls to Earth and destroys everything.

28. What? How am I supposed to do that?

29. Ahh, you're a smart guy, you'll figure it out!

30. I've probably got something that can help back at my place.

31. Anyway, I gotta go!

32. Believe in yourself and you can do anything.

33. Okay, bye!

34. Wait but I—

35. Now, where were we?

36. - Oh, yeah.

37. I think you were gonna tell me a little something about this...

38. Right?

39. And do yourself a favor.

40. Don't drop any more food.

41. All right.

42. This will undoubtedly be our most perilous mission

43. of all time.

44. A journey to the room

45. where Monkey King keeps all his junk to find something

46. to stop a Celestial Dumpling from destroying the world.

47. - And there's only one person

48. with the smarts, the bravery, and the heroically awesome hair

49. to be my wing-man

50. on this mission of certain death.

51. I mean, it's me, right?

52. - Well, I mean obviously.

53. You're kidding, right?

54. I kid you not, my sweet, sweet Pigsy!

55. Mr. Tang and I are the experts on Monkey King.

56. So, yeah. This makes sense.

57. MK, this is so obviously a mission for just you and me!

58. I even got a sweet new jet!

59. Huh?

60. - [MK] Sorry, Mei!

61. Can't hear you on my awesome new hoverbike!

62. Ours was the action movie match up of the century

63. and you know it!

64. Why are you letting him drive?

65. You'll wanna hang a left

66. and land up at the top of the mountain!

67. Hmph, I'm pretty sure I know how to fly

68. a futuristic hoverbike.

69. - [MK] Ah, Mr. Tang?

70. Mr. Tang! I said the top!

71. Like I said, I know how to "fly".

72. Anyway, I presume it's this way?

73. You know, I'm starting to think

74. maybe I should have brought Mei—

75. Oh, pfft! Don't be silly!

76. Who else would know the difference between

77. The Legendary Trishula

78. and your average Nine Dragon trident!

79. Come now! Onward to the peak of Mount Huaguo!

80. That's where Monkey king's cave is, by the way.

81. It's close. I can smell it.

82. It's never easy.

83. Why, thank you, my young friend.

84. I thought we were done for back there

85. when my weak ankles began to give me trouble!

86. Ho-ho-ho!

87. Yeah. At the bottom of the steps.

88. Well, childhood injuries

89. do pick rather convenient times

90. to flair up again, do they not?

91. Whoa...

92. Shuilian Cave.

93. That's the name of the Monkey Kings ca—

94. Yeah, I know...

95. Ah... yes.

96. I thought that might happen.

97. Only the Monkey King

98. can get through the magical barrier.

99. But also me. Because, I'm the Monkie Kid!

100. Hmm...

101. Whoa...

102. So, what do you think we should be looking for?

103. Like a magic crossbow or a cannon or—

104. - A vase. - Come again?

105. That dumpling looks to be more of a Guan Tang Jiao.

106. Meaning it is potentially filled

107. with some kind of delicious soup.

108. Simply blasting it won't do.

109. And a vase is going to help... how?

110. Legends say, Monkey King sought help from Guanyin,

111. to defeat a demon, I don't remember the name of.

112. She used a vase that contained pure water.

113. Enough to flood a whole mountain range.

114. It seems logical

115. that we should use that to suck up the soup

116. and save the world from third-degree burns!

117. Sounds good enough to me!

118. We can probably find that

119. with all Monkey King's other junk.

120. Behind this giant door

121. [MK] I have never even noticed before.

122. That's the Legendary Demon Revealing Mirror!

123. Oh, and the Fire Tipped Spear!

124. And...

125. Monkey Cop Limited Edition 1982 action figures!

126. This could take a while.

127. Yeah. Well, we don't have a while so get digging!

128. Hmm?

129. Huh?

130. Ooh...

131. Hi-yah!

132. [MK] He just looked tiny 'cause he was far away!

133. Huh?

134. Huh?

135. Oh...

136. Hmm?

137. MK!

138. I can't find the vase anywhere!

139. Ugh! Do I have to do everything?

140. [MK] There! That crate is full of them!

141. Why didn't you do that sooner?

142. Because I forgot I could, okay?

143. I can smell your fear, boy.

144. [MK] It's my conditioner!

145. Ooh.

146. Ooh!

147. Yeah, I think I can make this work.

148. Time is running out, little chimp!

149. You know if we don't stop that dumpling,

150. you die too, right?

151. Huh?

152. Oh— Yeah!

153. And there is more where that came from.

154. Now, get out of here and let us save the world!

155. You know, you've got a point.

156. How about a truce, just this one time?

157. What? - What kind of villain are you?

158. The kind who's got bigger plans than getting boiled to death

159. by the dumpling soup.

160. Until next time, Monkie Boy.

161. Hey! He's a Monkie Man!

162. This is the greatest team-up ever.

163. That thing is awesome!

164. We should use that to blast the dumpling into bits!

165. - Oh, yeah, right the soup.

166. This is it! The legendary vase which will save the—

167. No, wait. Hold on.

168. Yeah, that's it. That's the guy.

169. [MK] Then, let's go!

170. Huh? - [MK] Guys!

171. Oh. - Did you find something

172. to stop this thing?

173. Sure! I mean... maybe?

174. I don't know?

175. Okay, Tang. The vase!

176. Vase? Why didn't you grab a magic crossbow

177. or a cannon or—

178. - 'Cause if the dumpling - In the event the dumpling

179. - is a Guan Tang Jiao— - is full of hot sou—

180. - [MK] I said that 'cause that's Ah, you said the thing

181. - what you said earlier! - I said

182. Would you, morons, hurry up?

183. Hmm!

184. [MK] Ha!

185. - [MK] Huh?

186. Huh?

187. So... Did it wor—

188. [MK] Sometimes, all you can do is your best.

189. We probably should have grabbed

190. a few more vases, hmm.

191. [MK] Yeah.

192. Probably.

193. My Queen...

194. Well? Did you get it?

195. One Demon Revealing Mirror.

196. May I?