LEGO Monkie Kid 2x1

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A new game sweeps across the city, but instead of fun and frivolity, the game is actually a virus that knocks out everyone who plays it, leaving the "Cloud" free and clear to be pilfered by one of Spider Queen's minions - Syntax, the Tech Spider! It's up to MK to swing into action, shut down the cloud, and wake up the city.

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1. I had the Monkey King's power, the city was mine!

2. And I still lost!

3. My Queen, you will have your revenge.

4. Now that we have the trigram furnace,

5. it is time to take the next step towards your destiny.

6. And how is that supposed to help?

7. Actually, better question, what is that?

8. The first of six powerful items

9. that we will need.

10. It must be retrieved from the cloud.

11. The Cloud? My Queen, allow me to break in

12. and bring you this item.

13. Oh, really?

14. And just how are you gonna do that?

15. The cloud is a labyrinth of information,

16. an unrivaled collection of knowledge,

17. guarded by fearsome beings

18. who cannot be overcome by brute strength

19. or the ability to follow footprints in mud.

20. However, it is connected to all the technology in the world.

21. Therefore, I can exploit it.

22. Has anyone heard the story of the "Sleep Bug"?

23. - Sleepy bug? Oh, I like that. - Looks cool!

24. That's it, I'm cutting you off till you clear this tab!

25. Hmm. "Sleep Bug"?

26. Sleep Bug!

27. Download it now from the Nap store.

28. What do you mean, "vacation"?

29. - Huh?

30. Sleep Bug! Download it now

31. - from the Nap store. - Aw, come on, bud,

32. I promised myself when I found a successor,

33. I'd go see some friends,

34. take a tour of my old stomping grounds.

35. Just cut loose, you know.

36. Ooh, gonna need these!

37. Bu... but you can't just leave!

38. What if someone attacks the city?

39. What if the Spider Queen comes back?

40. Aw, you'll figure it out!

41. It's adorable how nervous you are.

42. But don't be! You've come a long way.

43. Hmm.

44. And you know,

45. "The next step of your journey you must do alone."

46. "Alone"?

47. But don't worry! I'll check-in.

48. Give you some training tools, some remote lessons...

49. Ah, we'll figure it out.

50. You'll be great! Don't worry!

51. Monkey King out!

52. Fine, then just leave!

53. At least my friends will never abandon me!

54. Can you believe Monkey King just—

55. My friends abandoned me...

56. Oh, thank goodness!

57. - Tang! Mei! Pigsy?

58. Wake up!

59. Cool, cool, cool. Okay.

60. Everyone is asleep, Monkey King is gone.

61. It's just me and my thoughts.

62. All alone.

63. This is fine!

64. It seems like years since the Big Sleep hit...

65. months... weeks.

66. Possibly as much as half an hour.

67. - Time has become irrelevant.

68. Chin up, kid! You'll always have your Pigsy.

69. And I'm not going anywhere... son.

70. Thanks, Dadsy!

71. - Ugh! Who is calling me?

72. Oh, wait!

73. - Aw, it's just some game. - Sleep Bug!

74. Download it now from the Nap store.

75. "Sleep Bug"?

76. What if this is somehow connected?

77. Think, MK! Everyone's asleep.

78. They were all playing the game.

79. The game is called Sleep Bug...

80. The game put everyone to sleep!

81. I have to delete that game!

82. And games are stored at the... uh...

83. The Cloud! The Cloud!

84. "An unrivaled collection of all knowledge"!

85. That's it!

86. Monkie Kid and his powerful brain

87. has done it again!

88. - Uh...

89. Ha!

90. Aww, yeah!

91. Wish me luck, Dadsy!

92. Here comes Monkie Kid!

93. No guards?

94. Hmm. Something is definitely up.

95. This is the worst day of my life.

96. Whoa...

97. How am I gonna find the game?

98. Ah, red means bad!

99. Er, and sometimes it means good.

100. Ah, you know what, that's probably it. Le-go!

101. Where are you little bug?

102. I'm gonna find you!

103. Aha! Found you, bug!

104. Thanks for making it easy for me.

105. Time to bring my friends back—

106. Well, well, well. The one and only Monkie Kid.

107. You should be asleep.

108. Another person! Wait! One of Spider Queen's goons!

109. Wait. Why should I be asleep?

110. Uh, because my Sleep Bug game...

111. that sent the whole city to sleep?

112. That was on purpose?

113. Of course!

114. Now, did I need to put the whole city to sleep

115. just to incapacitate the two guardians here?

116. Perhaps not!

117. But, in for a penny, in for a pound.

118. Either way, you don't have the mental dexterity

119. to debug my game.

120. You're just a motherboard with a decent GPU

121. and no central processing unit.

122. Uh... GP... Wha... t?

123. A Graphics Processing Unit.

124. It means you look good and are well animated

125. but you don't have any brains.

126. - Huh?

127. Look, I don't know what you're talking about,

128. but, are we gonna fight or what?

129. Hmm... No. I'm a big fan of outsourcing.

130. While I'd love to hang around and chat,

131. I have other things to attend to.

132. And, you're about to eviscerated

133. by the ancient guardians of knowledge,

134. so I guess we're both pretty busy.

135. - Okay, bye! - Hey, get back here!

136. Only those marked in the great ledger

137. of knowledge and time

138. shall be deemed worthy to enter this temple of wisdom,

139. and live!

140. Whoa!

141. You are not on the ledger!

142. You are not worthy!

143. Come on, MK, you can do this! Self-confidence!

144. That's Monkey King 101.

145. Wait! I am worthy. Definitely, worthy!

146. I'm Monkie Kid!

147. Basically the new Monkey King.

148. Might've heard of me.

149. You know, the next chapter,

150. I'm totally worthy!

151. Irrelevant.

152. You are not on the ledger!

153. You are not worthy!

154. Could I add my name to the ledger?

155. Ah... like, can I sign up? Is that a thing?

156. - Of course! - Knowledge is for everyone!

157. Come on, let's get you sorted out.

158. O... kay.

159. And if you'll just enter your full name here?

160. Oh, yep, okay... M...

161. Hm. That's a real mouth full.

162. Yeah. No wonder go by MK, right?

163. And... print.

164. Well, you're just gonna love being a member.

165. Here at the cloud, there's never a dull moment!

166. Enjoy your time at the cloud.

167. Remember, we've got lots of books,

168. - it's not just— - Oh, the game!

169. games.

170. Oh, don't be elitist, you were playing that one today.

171. So were you.

172. I know, I'm so bad.

173. We should read more.

174. Oh, man, that spider geek was right,

175. I don't know how to un-hack this.

176. What would Monkey King do?

177. You can do this MK!

178. It's time to stand on your own two feet, bud.

179. Ha! I got it!

180. Oh, yeah!

181. And they said being a nerd didn't have its advantages!

182. Who's the GPU now?

183. - Ugh. - What the...

184. What's happening?

185. - Huh? - Where are we?

186. And even though I was all alone

187. and I had been completely abandoned by everyone,

188. I used my brain and saved the whole city!

189. I did great, and there were no negative consequences at all!

190. My Queen...

191. What is this?

192. A guide.

193. A pathway to greatness.

194. With this,

195. you will build your revenge one piece at a time.

196. Five more items of power must be collected.

197. And then...

198. we shall forge your destiny.