1. Once a year,Copy !req
2. this city becomes
more than a city.Copy !req
3. Once a year, these streets...Copy !req
4. become more than streets.Copy !req
5. This year,Copy !req
6. the winner will become...Copy !req
7. immortal!Copy !req
8. - A peach of immortality!Copy !req
9. Uhh... Peach of what now?Copy !req
10. - Pigsy, seriously.Copy !req
11. If you'll allow me.Copy !req
12. Legend says there is
a sacred field of treesCopy !req
13. which grows in
the heavenly realm,Copy !req
14. protected by
the gods themselves.Copy !req
15. Every few thousand years,Copy !req
16. these trees bring forth
the peaches of immortality.Copy !req
17. Against the wishes
of the heavenly host,Copy !req
18. the Monkey King took them all.Copy !req
19. Making himself immortal!Copy !req
20. Hold up.Copy !req
21. I thought Monkey King was
already immortal.Copy !req
22. Pigsy, you're missing the point!Copy !req
23. Whoever wins this race will...Copy !req
24. Live forever!Copy !req
25. Are you two even listening?Copy !req
26. Uhh... Something about peaches?Copy !req
27. Look, your schemes are quaint.Copy !req
28. But I've never much cared
for stone fruit.Copy !req
29. But... the peaches are powerful.Copy !req
30. Like the weather station
was powerful?Copy !req
31. Why don't you run along, hmm?Copy !req
32. Can't you see Mummy and DaddyCopy !req
33. have important business
with an ancient power source.Copy !req
34. You two stay here in your hole,Copy !req
35. digging up your
'mysterious power source'.Copy !req
36. Ugh! I am going to win the race!Copy !req
37. And when I get that peach,Copy !req
38. I'm not sharing!Copy !req
39. Foolish boy.Copy !req
40. If I were to race,
I would crush him!Copy !req
41. It would be wrong of us
to shatter our son's ambitions.Copy !req
42. That's far too cruel.Copy !req
43. Even for demons.Copy !req
44. [MK] This is huge!Copy !req
45. Those other racers
won't stand a chance!Copy !req
46. Right?Copy !req
47. I know the track like
the back of my hand.Copy !req
48. The back alleys, the front
alleys, the sideways alleys...Copy !req
49. All the alleys!
I was made for this!Copy !req
50. Yep! I'm totally going to
win this thing.Copy !req
51. Wait. What?Copy !req
52. You're not racing! I'm racing!Copy !req
53. You've been watching me
train for months!Copy !req
54. - This should not be a surprise!
- Oh! Yeah.Copy !req
55. Uhh... I just thought you were
doing that stuff for me.Copy !req
56. But upon reflection, yep,Copy !req
57. that doesn't make much sense.Copy !req
58. How would you even...Copy !req
59. - There is no way you'd beat me.
- Ahh...Copy !req
60. I so too could beat you.Copy !req
61. I'm a delivery boy.Copy !req
62. Pretty sure I know
how to drive real good.Copy !req
63. Pfft!Copy !req
64. Mr Tang, who's
the better driver?Copy !req
65. Mei or me?Copy !req
66. This is very uncomfortable.Copy !req
67. Whatever! I'm absolutely
gonna win!Copy !req
68. How! You know you need
a vehicle to race, right?Copy !req
69. Oh!Copy !req
70. I've got a vehicle.Copy !req
71. We're now just minutes away
from the start of the raceCopy !req
72. as the drivers make
their final preparations!Copy !req
73. Oh, hi, Mei.Copy !req
74. Didn't see you there.Copy !req
75. You're really gonna do this?Copy !req
76. You're really gonna try
and race me?Copy !req
77. Yeah! And so are we!Copy !req
78. Monkie Kid!Copy !req
79. It's your worst enemies... Jin!Copy !req
80. And Yin!Copy !req
81. The gold and silver
demons! Wooh!Copy !req
82. You don't even know the track!Copy !req
83. I've got Monkey King powers.Copy !req
84. I think I'll be fine!Copy !req
85. Can you peasants be quiet?Copy !req
86. - I'm trying to get in the zone.Copy !req
87. Oh! It looks like we've
got some last minute scratchesCopy !req
88. as DBK and Iron Fan
join the race.Copy !req
89. Yeah, and, totally unrelated,Copy !req
90. we're the new commentators.Copy !req
91. And, to spice things up,Copy !req
92. we've gone ahead
and altered the race track! Heh!Copy !req
93. What?
- That's right!Copy !req
94. Here's your start line.Copy !req
95. Here's your finish line.Copy !req
96. Get there any way you like.Copy !req
97. On your marks!Copy !req
98. - Hold on...
- Get set!Copy !req
99. - Wait, what?
- Go!Copy !req
100. Sorry darling.Copy !req
101. We'll meet you at
the finish line, hmm?Copy !req
102. Yeah. Uh... see you
at the finish line!Copy !req
103. Get back here!Copy !req
104. And it's become
immediately apparentCopy !req
105. that some drivers
are better than others!Copy !req
106. Oh! That is a very sharp corner!Copy !req
107. My victory is assured!
You're neverCopy !req
108. You're never going to
make this turn!Copy !req
109. I turn for no one!Copy !req
110. - Ooh...Copy !req
111. They are litterally driving
through the mountain.Copy !req
112. It's a bold move.Copy !req
113. Very ambitious.Copy !req
114. So... I guess we'll catch up
with them...Copy !req
115. On the other side of
the mountain?Copy !req
116. Get out
of my way, noodle boy!Copy !req
117. Never!Copy !req
118. Hey!Copy !req
119. No fair!Copy !req
120. [MK] Here comes...Copy !req
121. Monkie Kid!Copy !req
122. I'm so stupid!Copy !req
123. "Ohh I've got
Monkey King powers.Copy !req
124. I think I'll be fine."Copy !req
125. Oh wait!Copy !req
126. I'm the greatest racer ever!Copy !req
127. And at this point,Copy !req
128. the only way Mei's
not going to winCopy !req
129. is if some sort of
flying fool were toCopy !req
130. - crash into her from above.
- Huh?Copy !req
131. - Argh! Look out!Copy !req
132. - Oh no.Copy !req
133. Yep. As I said, that's...Copy !req
134. - just really... really unlucky.Copy !req
135. Oh!Copy !req
136. Victory is mine, peasants!Copy !req
137. No!Copy !req
138. MK!Copy !req
139. What did you do?Copy !req
140. My bike!Copy !req
141. Grr! What is wrong with you?Copy !req
142. I thought you were my friend!Copy !req
143. Okay! I did bad!Copy !req
144. I just...Copy !req
145. [MK] I really wanted
that peach,Copy !req
146. and I guess I got carried away.Copy !req
147. Eh, you know how much I love
stone fruit.Copy !req
148. I was never gonna win though.Copy !req
149. [MK] You're the racer.Copy !req
150. Not me.Copy !req
151. I'm sorry.Copy !req
152. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
153. Just ugh...Copy !req
154. Don't be dumb next time. Okay?Copy !req
155. All I can do is try!Copy !req
156. I can't believe Red Son
is gonna win.Copy !req
157. Um... You do have
Monkey King powers.Copy !req
158. Heh?Copy !req
159. Oh yeah!Copy !req
160. Here comes Monkie Kid!Copy !req
161. Red Son has a
commanding lead now.Copy !req
162. Well, with all the other drivers
basically out of the race...Copy !req
163. This mountain will crumble
before our will!Copy !req
164. Oh baby.Copy !req
165. You have had such
bad experience with mountains.Copy !req
166. Yeah. It looks likeCopy !req
167. Red Son is going to win.Copy !req
168. Huh?Copy !req
169. Wooh!Copy !req
170. Oh!
Looks like Mei and MK areCopy !req
171. - back in the race!Copy !req
172. What!Copy !req
173. It is all over!Copy !req
174. Mei and MK win!Copy !req
175. - Oh, they won! They won!Copy !req
176. - Hmm!Copy !req
177. Noodle Boy!Copy !req
178. You insufferable...Copy !req
179. That peach should be mine!Copy !req
180. Ha! You're never getting
this fruit!Copy !req
181. Ah... Ah. Ow.Copy !req
182. I don't think it's ripe yet.Copy !req
183. Umm, it's just a trophy!Copy !req
184. We don't really get
a peach of immortality.Copy !req
185. But the poster says...Copy !req
186. It says right there
on the poster! Ah...Copy !req
187. It says you get immortalityCopy !req
188. by having your picture projectedCopy !req
189. on the great wall.Copy !req
190. Duh.Copy !req
191. Oh. So...Copy !req
192. The peach is a metaphor?Copy !req
193. - Okay.Copy !req
194. I knew that!Copy !req
195. You think you're so...Copy !req
196. Peasants!Copy !req
197. Wait. But what about
the real peaches.Copy !req
198. - Where are they?
- I don't know.Copy !req
199. Ahh, Stone Fruit.Copy !req
200. If these didn't make me
immortal,Copy !req
201. - they'd literally kill me.Copy !req