Legion 3x1

Directed by Andrew Stanton

Margaux Brooke as Eloise • Keir O'Donnell as Daniel • Scarlett DeMeo as Manson Girl #1

David gains a following.

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1. When you examine the collision

2. of the electrons and photons

3. using relativistic kinematics...

4. Why is it blue?

5. - It's always blue. - (radio static)

6. Are you looking for him,

7. my lovelies?

8. 'Cause he's looking for you.

9. Did you hear his message? No?

10. If you have the skill, you can go back and listen again.

11. Why is it blue?

12. - It's always blue... - (radio static)

13. follow the bus.

14. Follow the bus.

15. The yellow bus.

16. Follow the bus.

17. The yellow bus.

18. Wait!

19. Hello?

20. Salmon.

21. Her name is Salmon.

22. Far out. You're just in time.

23. Come on.

24. We've been waiting for you.

25. For me?

26. For everyone.

27. But especially you.

28. Where is this place?

29. I'm not sure.

30. My queen brought me here,

31. she of the frosted breakfast flakes.

32. We're gonna have a baby.

33. What is that?

34. Peace. Love.

35. He makes it. In here.

36. He's the Dream-Come-True-Man.

37. His thoughts are magic.

38. It's prayers mixed with dreams.

39. His spirit is the music

40. and the word.

41. What did it mean, "Don't trust the mustache"?

42. And who's the basket?

43. And what are the forces of multiplication?

44. Soon. He'll tell you everything.

45. But you're not ready yet.

46. Your mind has to open...

47. like a flower.

48. It takes time.

49. Do you know that word?

50. "Time"?

51. That's Squirrel.

52. He's the alchemist.

53. Greetings, earthlings.

54. Like your vibe.

55. Very two days from now.

56. Jia-yi.

57. No. That's not it.

58. We shall call you...

59. Switch.

60. And Switch

61. shall be your name.

62. Are you really a virgin?

63. Penis-free, 25 years.

64. This is where you wait.

65. She'll be here soon.

66. She?

67. "S" before "H."

68. My beloved,

69. the master of disaster.

70. - Her majesty. - The breakfast queen.

71. Sorry for the wait.

72. Was it awful?

73. Not too bad.

74. So...

75. sad runaway

76. or spoiled daddy's girl?

77. Is this a cult?

78. Yes.

79. Are you the leader?

80. I'm Lenny.

81. And you are?

82. Switch.

83. Switch-hitter.

84. Do you swing?

85. I like boys.

86. (scoffs) Why?

87. Okay. (groans)

88. Never mind.

89. What do you want, Switcheroo?

90. A Band-Aid for your boo-boo?

91. I'm not looking for you.

92. You're looking for me.

93. "Are you a time traveler?

94. The forces of multiplication need you."

95. Prove it.

96. Not to you.

97. To him.

98. Hi.

99. I'm David.

100. Come on in.

101. I'll make some tea.

102. What is this place?

103. People have their pain.

104. Their hearts are sad. Their minds are tired.

105. I help them.

106. How?

107. I'm the magic man.

108. All I ask

109. is that they stay and keep me company after.

110. Take care of the house.

111. Love each other.

112. I need that.

113. Love.

114. How is this here?

115. This... cave?

116. I made it.

117. Try this.

118. Close your eyes.

119. Close your eyes.

120. And picture your bedroom.

121. Your bed.

122. Can you see it?

123. Really see it?

124. The walls, the windows?

125. The way the light falls?

126. Open your eyes.

127. It's a mental space.

128. You imagined it. I made it real.

129. You read my mind?

130. No secrets.

131. That's one of our rules.

132. What about trust?

133. Mm. I tried that,

134. and it's better to read people's minds.

135. I'm adopted.

136. When I was a baby,

137. a monster snuck into my head

138. and haunted me for 33 years.

139. But I'm better now.

140. How are you?

141. Good. I'm good.

142. How are you?

143. You know. Fine.

144. How are you?

145. My dad collects robots.

146. Robotto.

147. There's a room in our apartment.

148. Some are life-sized.

149. Some toys.

150. Hundreds.

151. Sometimes at night, I go in there.

152. I stand very still,

153. and pretend I'm a robot, too.

154. So what are "the forces of division"?

155. Why do you need a time traveler?

156. So it's a girl thing.

157. You want to go back in time and... what?

158. Get your girlfriend back?

159. I thought about it.

160. Doing everything again, making different choices, but...

161. it won't work.

162. You know how sometimes you can be so sure what the problem is

163. and then you realize the problem is really something else?

164. No.

165. Oh. Well, you're young.

166. When I was in the psych ward,

167. everybody was so sure the problem was neurological.

168. Brain chemistry, serotonin.

169. "David Haller, schizophrenic."

170. You were in a psychiatric hospital?

171. (chuckles): Oh. Oh. Lots of times.

172. Psych hospitals, emergency rooms.

173. "David, don't swallow all your mother's diet pills."

174. "David, don't huff the chemicals under the sink."

175. Like I'm supposed to— what?

176. Pretend the voices aren't real? You know?

177. - Yeah, sure. - You see, like I said,

178. when I was a baby, a monster came into my head

179. and haunted me for, like, 33 years.

180. By "monster," you mean, like, a metaphor, right?

181. Amahl Farouk. The Shadow King.

182. My dad, my real dad,

183. he kicked Farouk out of his body into the astral plane.

184. And then he found me— Farouk—

185. and he moved in.

186. More tea?

187. I still don't know why you need a time traveler.

188. To go back in time.

189. What else?

190. - How far? - Well, how far can you go?

191. Stay down, kid.

192. - Her majesty... - The breakfast queen.

193. Prove it.

194. To him.

195. I'm David.

196. Come on in.

197. I'll make some tea.

198. Yes, it pays to be kind.

199. Are you out of your mind?

200. "Is black tea okay?" What are you gonna do with this one?

201. Give her a wee nib of the blue stuff

202. and sling her in with all the others?

203. Shall we sit out here?

204. I'm excited to talk to you, hear what brought you to us.

205. We don't have time for that.

206. Lenny says you grew up in the city.

207. They're coming.

208. The forces of division. They're almost here.

209. I've seen them.

210. They kill you.

211. No. I'd hear them.

212. You didn't last time.

213. What do you mean, "last time"?

214. "Time traveler wanted."

215. - You wrote that. - (echoing scream)

216. "Find the pregnant virgin."

217. Well, I did. I'm here.

218. And we got to go...

219. Oh, David!

220. Stick with me.

221. Come on.

222. David!

223. This way!

224. You're cheating.

225. A time traveler.

226. C'est magnifique.

227. I had relations with a time traveler once.

228. Geraldine.

229. Is it true that you are always women?

230. Pourquoi?

231. Maybe it has something to do with regret.

232. Choices made and not made.

233. Opportunities missed.

234. I'm not supposed to be here.

235. Wherever this is.

236. This is...

237. the astral plane.

238. A world beyond the world.

239. Made of pure energy.

240. Very few can see it.

241. David, for example.

242. Oh, you know him.

243. David Haller.

244. He used to be easy to find.

245. His power was so loud

246. and no control.

247. But now...

248. Is this a...

249. mental space?

250. - (liquid pouring) - Did you make this?

251. I was looking for David...

252. and saw you.

253. Your... trail.

254. See?

255. The realms of time and space...

256. collide here in the plane.

257. Now...

258. the first time I see you,

259. I think, "Interesting."

260. But the second time...

261. You're helping him, no?

262. I don't know what you're talking about.

263. We, too, want to help him.

264. He's a very sick young man.

265. Then why did she shoot him?

266. The blonde?

267. You have seen this?

268. So we find him...

269. and you go back to change what happens.

270. - I have to go. - To warn him.

271. What does he have that you need?

272. Maybe we can make a different arrangement.

273. Tell me.

274. Why are you helping him?

275. Ah...

276. Time to symbiosis T-minus 45.

277. - I'm hungry. - Not now.

278. That's right, I forgot you're making a person

279. It's not a person. It's a fully synthetic

280. bipedal quantum computer.

281. Yeah, but it looks a lot like somebody we know.

282. Initiating cranial fusion.

283. Time to symbiosis...

284. - (exhales) - ... T-minus 30.

285. Why does he have a mustache?

286. I don't know, I...

287. Time to symbiosis, T-minus 15.

288. Calibrating synchronicity.

289. Beginning data transfer.

290. Sentience in ten...

291. - (whirs) - nine...

292. eight...

293. seven...

294. - six... - Wonder if he'll still be grouchy.

295. - Shh. - ... five...

296. four...

297. three...

298. - two... - (Kerry sighs)

299. - One. Whoa.

300. It's, it's, it's all right.

301. Symbiosis complete.

302. The mainframe is now ambulatory.

303. How do you feel?

304. Running diagnostics.

305. Faulty HVAC unit in the Oslo facility.

306. Data slowdown in the Minsk network.

307. There are currently nine faulty satellites

308. - in the atmospheric array. - I meant you.

309. How do you feel?

310. You, the entity known as Ptonomy?

311. There is no Ptonomy, there is only the mainframe.

312. Why do I have a mustache?

313. Oh, they have mustaches, I just thought...

314. Routing all command functions to this vessel.

315. Can we eat now?

316. In a moment. I have to test his reflexes.

317. Slow.

318. Oh...

319. Not sure how much more money we can throw at this.

320. You know, there are other threats.

321. He destroys the world. I said that, right?

322. It's not... me.

323. I've got bosses and they've got bosses.

324. Well, I thought I was your boss.

325. Only at home.

326. He has a time traveler.

327. Who?

328. David.

329. I met her in the astral plane.

330. Uh, what do you mean, he has a time traveler?

331. She's young, a teenager.

332. She has skill.

333. (stammers) She's with David? How do you know?

334. We spoke.

335. So you had her... and then you let her go?

336. Like I said, she has skill.

337. You see,

338. the astral plane exists at the crux

339. of time and space.

340. It's, uh, how do you say, um...

341. a rest stop.

342. I was able to intercept her, but only...

343. for a moment.

344. So where is he?

345. Our boy shields his mind from me.

346. And how does she help him?

347. This time traveler?

348. To answer, I must ask...

349. how do you surprise someone

350. who can go back in time and warn himself?

351. Why don't we have a time traveler?

352. David Haller location detected.

353. That's industrial, low density.

354. I say we scramble the jet and we drop a bomb.

355. No, no, it should be a team.

356. We've got to make sure.

357. You've trained for this.

358. And the time traveler?

359. whatever we do...

360. she can undo.

361. Great. Then we kill her, too.

362. We have him.

363. I'll get ready.

364. How big is the team?

365. You don't have to go.

366. I'm going.

367. Why not stay back?

368. Let us take care of things.

369. He's not my first boyfriend.

370. He's not even the first boy to take advantage.

371. There's a job to do.

372. Revenge is not a job.

373. It's not that.

374. All that love, it doesn't just disappear.

375. It must be transformed into an emotion

376. of equal intensity.

377. That is the law of the universe.

378. Pretty sure you're making that up.

379. (chuckles) My dear,

380. I am over 2,000 years old.

381. I don't make things up.

382. I have wisdom.

383. And my wisdom says you remain here

384. and we will kill him.

385. No.

386. I have to be there.

387. This should block your brain waves.

388. I've built similar tech into our fighting friends' helmets.

389. This way, David won't hear us coming.

390. The David Haller phenomenon is contained

391. within normal space and time.

392. Outward signs indicate he is unaware of our approach.

393. Probability of success?

394. 67%.

395. Air support?

396. At the weigh station, ready to move in.

397. Spread out.

398. Clark.

399. I see him.

400. Get the hook.

401. Get ready to move.

402. Send in air support.

403. We go in ten,

404. nine,

405. eight, seven,

406. six,

407. five...

408. - (shouts) - ... four...

409. Ground connection lost.

410. Ground connection...

411. What's up?

412. Now I get it.

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