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couple of Dr. Peppers.
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pizza, sausage and pepper.
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real kick out of that.
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19. Closed.
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22. Like a damn fish in a barrel.
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knowing the exact moment.
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she was going to work.
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Your pity's misplaced.
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not feeling too well.
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36. Must be the flu.
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37. Yeah. The flu.
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43. No problem.
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spend your day off.
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49. He just twitched. Closed
his eyes, case closed.
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50. What did you expect, a dozen
archangels strumming their harps?
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have nothing to do with angels.
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52. Who knows? Maybe somebody
somewhere will learn something from this.
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53. Yeah, the 30 friends and
neighbors that cheered
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Adele Saunders' skirt.
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files I've gotta finish up.
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58. Hey, watch out, Lieutenant.
This kid's gunning for your job.
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59. Yeah, well, it doesn't
get him any overtime.
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going, to Disneyland?
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63. He lost the lotto.
Takes it personal.
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new era, huh, Rey?
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kept his lawyers out of it.
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67. What?
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68. Does the guy turn green?
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his bodily functions or what?
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70. That would be cruel and unusual.
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71. Yeah. For the poor SOB
who had to clean it up.
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73. Man one. Five-to-15.
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77. I forgot how easy this job is
when I don't have any choices.
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79. Nothing to talk about.
Man one all around.
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a member of the math club.
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84. Marissa just thought they
were going in for Ding Dongs.
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87. Give her aiding and abetting.
Kevin, he goes the distance.
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90. When's Claire coming back?
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92. Hey, nice pace. What
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Maybe nine and a half.
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after heartbreak.
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97. Mind if I use you as a rabbit?
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98. Hey, be my guest.
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actress or a student?
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100. Excuse me?
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101. Hey, you're running in
the middle of the day.
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102. You look too smart
to be unemployed.
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103. I'm an attorney.
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104. A lawyer. Lucky you.
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105. Chauffeured around town
in limos, fancy lunches.
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106. Yeah. Some life.
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108. Tell them to go to
hell, that's what I'd say.
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109. You know, it's so funny, I thought
about going to law school once,
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111. life's too short, you
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113. So me and Lennie
are still in uniform.
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114. What was this, about
the turn of the century?
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115. Yeah. Give or take.
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116. Yeah, we see this skell,
he's got hair down to here,
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117. he hasn't showered
in about two months.
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118. Sounds like my son-in-law.
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119. There was this string of vending-machine
robberies in the neighborhood,
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120. and we knew this guy
who was hanging around
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121. but he wasn't there to do laps.
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122. So, anyway, we cuff him, we
take him down to night court.
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123. Now, he pleads not guilty
on the vending machine thing.
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124. And we don't really have
anything on him except loitering.
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125. Until the banana's wife
shows up to post his $600 bail.
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127. - Thousands of quarters.
- Okay, gentlemen,
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128. it's time to see a
little green here.
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129. All right, I pledge $10.
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130. Ricky says yours is
on the house, Lennie.
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131. Hey, after this morning, the
world's a better place, huh?
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132. A club soda on the house?
Your boss is a real philanthropist.
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133. Another 2 cents plain for me.
And the rest is for you, sweetheart.
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134. Thanks. By the way, I
get off at 5:00, handsome.
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135. Six months, I've been
asking her out, bubkes.
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136. You didn't kill a
rapist-murderer.
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137. To Detective Briscoe. Briscoe.
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138. Hey, hey, hey, cut it out.
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139. Lennie's just pissed off 'cause he
didn't get to shoot the SOB himself.
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140. Yeah, right.
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141. Name? Manny Rose.
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142. Real name. Emanuel.
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143. Shouldn't you be a
dentist or something?
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144. Shouldn't you kiss my ass?
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birthday? October 8th.
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148. What year? Every year.
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149. Don't you guys need some kind
of IQ test or something to be a cop?
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150. Profaci.
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151. I'll take him.
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152. You got him.
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153. Come on, we're going
for a walk. Easy, dude.
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155. Yeah, well, nice
threads for a cop.
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156. I get it. You're on the
under-the-table plan.
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157. You gonna shut
your face, or what?
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158. It sounds like I hit a sore spot.
What is it? Kickbacks from dealers?
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160. Hey, man, that hurts!
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161. I told you to shut up.
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162. Hey, it's not my problem you
got extra-curricular activities.
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163. So, Officer Krupke, what's it
gonna cost to get my butt out of here?
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164. You sure you wanna
keep spouting off like that?
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up, you shut up,
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166. or I'm gonna rip that
tongue out of your throat.
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167. Detective! You gonna
shut up? Shut up!
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168. What you talking about?
You wanna keep talking?
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169. Hey, Rey! Take it
easy! The dude is wacko!
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170. He's in for using a
slug in the subway.
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171. Shut up!
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172. Today's your day
off, Detective Curtis.
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173. Take it.
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174. I'm sorry. Claire's out with
the flu. I had this brief. Adam...
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175. No problem. I keep
myself good company.
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176. Nice place. You're paying.
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177. What's good?
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178. The pasta if you're PC,
the veal if you're not.
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the Newman file.
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180. Sure, but can't
it wait till coffee?
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181. Maybe you don't know
me all that well, Liz.
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182. Outside of work, I really don't
have much to say about anything.
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186. I wonder, is it because you're
hiding from your emotions,
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emotions to hide from?
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188. I wouldn't know. I
work because I love it.
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190. Sure.
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192. I mean, basically you're paid to
make someone's life miserable.
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193. Yes, and the better I get at my
job, the more miserable I make them.
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195. Scotch, rocks.
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to take a beat, Jack.
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in the process.
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Justice was served.
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201. I'm a happy man. Now,
can we change the subject?
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202. Veal. Very rare.
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older than my grandfather.
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207. I love him. You're kidding.
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more years of Clinton.
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209. You've gotta be an endangered
species, a Democrat on Wall Street.
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210. What makes you
think I'm Wall Street?
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211. Look in the mirror, sweetie.
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for, what, a sophomore?
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I used to love school.
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about God knows what.
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market go to hell today?
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gonna do, Wall Street.
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me to lunch. One time offer.
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225. Sure.
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227. You're nuts, Lennie. Loch
Ness is up for the race of his life.
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I'm reading here.
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last week in Florida.
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inside info on this one.
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or after you lose?
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Frankie over at Chelsea's
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or better, he's a lock.
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fourth at Aqueduct.
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The horse is 20-to-1.
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the kids, whatever.
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right about it being a bitch.
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for 30 years,
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Queens, three kids in school,
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full of new teeth.
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broad can't make ends meet?
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260. It's un-American.
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261. And the little kid, he's
gonna grow up to be king.
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carpet for 50 years.
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hand and a nail between his teeth.
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till 8:00 at night.
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271. My old man, he walked
a beat for 35 years.
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277. Yeah!
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278. See what I mean? Don't
mess with Fat Frankie.
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280. So we can share a cell,
the three of us together?
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281. Hey, a guy's gotta
pay the rent, no?
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282. Okay, Tippy Top,
if she's up 5-to-2.
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know, what the hell?
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287. She's my kid, dipstick.
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for tuna fish, huh?
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289. Yeah. Only no one makes it like
you, with the chopped-up pickles.
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291. Right. Yeah. It's
on the hall mirror.
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great, sweetheart.
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296. Yeah, well, we figured
we should, you know.
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girl out of my head.
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298. I mean, it was just a
fender-bender, right?
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299. She just happened to
dent the wrong Camaro.
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300. So how'd you know
where to find me, anyway?
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301. I called the station, they
told me it was your day off,
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303. "Hey, some of my best memories
are picking up your winnings at OTB."
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307. At work, I beat the
doctors' butts at poker.
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It's the only way.
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309. Yeah, 'cause that
wild-card crap, that's...
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and blue haired ladies.
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311. I know.
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312. Attagirl.
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things right, after all, huh?
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315. Yeah.
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it's driving me crazy
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why you're here.
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tube. It's no big deal.
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eaten that calamari.
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hair on your chest.
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323. Now, Oasis, that's the ticket.
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324. They're all right.
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325. Not that you need
hair on your chest.
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328. You're kidding. My favorite.
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of my heart, now, baby
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330. Damn, Rey, you're just
a bundle of surprises.
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wanted to be The Boss,
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and I couldn't carry a tune.
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me find something really special.
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337. No. He left about 10:00,
10:30, I think it was.
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course. No problem.
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339. You, too. Bye-bye.
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going before he stormed out of here?
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341. He wasn't exactly
in a sharing mood.
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342. Well, if he calls in, his
wife's looking for him.
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343. Why don't you call him on
that damn cell phone he carries?
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345. So, did he ever kill anybody?
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346. Thirty-five years,
what do you think?
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Side of Chicago deserved it.
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349. Double or nothing.
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350. It's my game. You
tapped out, remember?
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351. That's why I'm gonna
kick his butt this time.
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352. Maybe later, I'm
getting thirsty.
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353. On me.
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354. All right, 5-to-2, you've
been in a joint like this before.
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355. Well, we had a
board in the basement.
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356. I was probably three when
he first put a dart in my hand.
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these big, thick hands.
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like they were a chair
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till I fell asleep.
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360. My old man didn't
do squat for me.
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361. When I was about eight,
he took me down to his pub.
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on the son and heir.
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363. You know, sonny against
anyone in the room.
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365. Three in the men's room door.
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what do you want?
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367. I spent the next three
weeks in the basement.
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was not an option.
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Eidler case upheld the statute,
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the exact opposite holding?
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373. In Eidler, the plaintiff
sued as a class.
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374. So hundreds of
people were ripped off.
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again, Miss Stadler.
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raised the res judicata issue.
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378. Look at the first page
on Eidler, Miss Stadler,
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exactly the opposite to that in Bannon.
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380. The answer is not
on my forehead,
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381. Miss Stadler, look
at the damn book.
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382. I'm sorry, I don't know
what you're looking for.
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383. Because Bannon was
written by Rehnquist.
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written by human beings,
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matter than others.
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387. Here for a refresher?
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388. Some things never change.
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389. You pulled that
Rehnquist thing on me.
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390. And you never read a
case the same way after that.
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391. I never dared to.
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392. Proving, once again, that
fear is an excellent motivator.
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393. I still don't think that's
what Socrates had in mind.
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394. That's exactly
what he had in mind.
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395. Well, he never had to
set foot in a courtroom.
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397. He'd be totally unprepared.
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398. Look what goes on here, Mac.
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399. The school teaches contracts
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contract to the students.
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shows us a complaint or an answer.
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402. That's because it's a law
school, not a lawyer school.
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403. Always a snappy
answer at the ready.
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404. The bottom line is
we walk out of here,
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what we're walking into.
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406. You walk out of here, you have
a mind that actually functions.
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407. Yeah. I'm just saying that
there's a lot more to this profession
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review articles.
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409. You don't like trial work,
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wills or do house closings.
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411. Or teach.
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idealism and cynicism.
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416. Bravo. Another disillusioned
member of the bar.
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a hell of a line ahead of you.
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419. You kidding?
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420. Why? You've been living
with that guy, what, four years?
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422. Yeah, well, it's about
time Martin grew up.
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424. You mean...
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425. Why would I want to get married?
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426. Well, there's plenty of reasons.
I mean, kids. There you go.
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427. Sure worked for you.
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428. What made you stop,
anyway? Drinking.
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429. Ask me who got me started.
It's a much better story.
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430. I just assumed it was me.
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431. Come on.
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432. I was seven years old when
you stumbled out of my life.
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433. What's a 7-year-old gonna think?
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434. I love you, kiddo, but
do me a favor, will you?
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435. Today's really
not the right day.
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436. Stupid idea.
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437. Me and my dad having lunch,
talking like a couple of grown-ups.
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438. Well, that's been at the
top of my wish list, too.
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439. You know, you could call
sometime. I have a phone.
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440. Yeah, right. "Hiya, kid, I
arrested a couple of mooks today.
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441. "Sorry I ruined your life.
What're you doing for dinner?"
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442. Okay. You win.
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443. Look, it's just...
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444. I see dead people all the time,
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445. only they're already
dead when I show up.
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446. See, then it's my job to go
find the bastard who did it.
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447. Now, this morning, I
watched a guy get killed,
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448. and I wasn't supposed
to do anything about it.
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449. I don't know, I guess I'm better
when they're already dead.
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450. I was up at Attica today, Mac.
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451. That was damn stupid.
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452. I was part of it. I
had an obligation.
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453. And you want me to
say that it's all right?
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454. No, of course not.
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455. Well, it is.
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456. Wow.
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457. You're surprised?
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458. I guess not all your
lectures stayed the same.
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459. The law must be stable,
but should never stand still.
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460. It's not an absolute.
It's not like physics.
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461. But state-sanctioned killing?
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462. Is the penicillin of the '90s.
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463. You should have
been an ad man, Mac.
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464. I am.
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465. What do you think
the law is, anyway?
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466. A way of bringing
order to the chaos.
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467. It's society's way of
slapping itself on the back.
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468. "Look what a great job we're doing.
Look how civilized we've become."
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469. There has to be
some exactitude, Mac.
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470. Taking a life is wrong, period.
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471. Well, you can fool yourself,
but you can't fool me.
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472. You didn't go up
there out of obligation.
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473. You went up there to show off
your sense of moral superiority.
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474. It's not superiority.
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475. It's conviction!
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476. And what happened this morning
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477. is gonna stick with me
for the rest of my life!
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478. And since when is
conviction a character flaw?
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479. When it turns into
self-congratulatory depression.
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480. You can quit the
profession, Claire.
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481. You just can't quit
the human race.
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482. Thanks, Mac.
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483. Claire.
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484. Yes?
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485. You know, your mother would like you
to come by one of these days for dinner.
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486. So, you on the
job, too, or what?
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487. Nothing I would have liked more.
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488. What's the problem?
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489. Couldn't pass the physical?
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490. You want to step outside?
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491. Cop was good
enough for my old man,
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492. but it wasn't good
enough for his first-born.
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493. So, when are you
running for president?
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494. Don't kid yourself. If
he was still around...
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495. Boy, I wanted to wear the
blues, walk a beat, carry a gun,
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496. be the toughest
guy on the block,
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497. with his big, thick hands.
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498. But, "No," he said.
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499. "You, Jack, you are
going to law school."
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500. You're a shyster? Get out!
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501. Res ipsa loquitur.
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502. You should have seen
him the day I graduated.
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503. Chest was out to here.
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504. He hung my diploma in his den,
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505. right above his bowling trophy.
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506. He bowled, too?
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507. He could do everything.
He was a superman.
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508. You know what he said the
day I gave him my diploma?
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509. "Jack, my boy," he said,
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510. "someday, we're gonna be judge."
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511. Nothing like making
the old man proud.
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512. Look at that. I know that guy.
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513. You know the guy on the tube?
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514. Wisest man east of the Missouri.
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515. Barkeep, a little volume here.
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516. Mickey Scott was declared dead at
12:22 a.m., Eastern Standard Time.
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517. The cause of death was cardiac
arrest caused by lethal injection.
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518. Yes?
Mr. Schiff! Mr. Schiff!
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519. Him.
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520. What's going to
happen to the body?
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521. The family has
24 hours to claim it.
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522. If they don't, it'll be
buried at state expense.
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523. Mr. Schiff!
Mr. Schiff! Yes, there.
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524. Mr. Schiff, isn't it true,
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525. when you were
in private practice
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526. you wrote an amicus brief
against the death penalty?
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527. That was 25 years ago.
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528. And you've since
changed your mind?
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529. The People changed
theirs. Thank you.
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530. That seemed to go well.
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531. Finnegans Wake, The
Faerie Queene. I'm impressed.
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532. Impressive things
don't impress me.
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533. And Moby Dick?
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534. Love story. Man meets whale,
man loses whale, blah, blah, blah...
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535. I never actually thought
anybody read Henry James.
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536. Bedtime reading. Two
pages, you're out like a light.
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537. Well, maybe I missed something.
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538. Come on, what do number-crunchers
like you need Keats for anyway?
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539. You cops, you're all the same.
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540. Peel away that thick skin,
and you find a heart of brick.
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541. Oh, now I get it.
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542. You saw me on TV and
remembered how much you hated me.
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543. No. But I'm beginning to.
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544. Somebody said, "I'd rather be
a terrible warning to my children
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545. "than a good example."
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546. You were funnier
when you were drunk.
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547. I gotta go to work.
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548. I'll get you a cab.
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549. It's okay.
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550. You know, you're right.
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551. You are better when you
find the people already dead.
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552. Thank you.
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553. Long day.
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554. Actually, I'm not on the clock.
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555. I thought maybe
Lennie... Day off.
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556. The man is scarce.
Look, are you hungry?
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557. 'Cause I ordered the orange
beef and the General Tao's.
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558. This job, you'd think I'd be
able to make up my mind.
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559. Which one do you want?
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560. I'm not really hungry.
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561. Hey, you making any
headway on that Fox thing?
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562. The wheels of
justice grind slowly.
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563. Do you mind if I
ask you a question?
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564. Fire away.
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565. Why didn't you
go up there today?
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566. It's not a part of my job.
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567. Why didn't I think of that?
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568. You know, Claire, if I thought I
could get some kind of divine guidance
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569. by watching them run poison
through that bum's veins,
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570. I would have made the trip,
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571. but the fact that you're here
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572. tells me my decision to
stay away was the right one.
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573. That's not why I'm here.
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574. Well, we all seek
absolution in our own way.
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575. You sure you don't
want a dumpling?
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576. What I'm saying
is, she was a saint.
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577. You laughing at my old lady?
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578. What kind of person
would do a thing like that?
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579. No, I was thinking, "My mom,
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580. "she was all right.
She did her best."
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581. She made corned beef
and cabbage like nobody.
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582. She just made too much of it.
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583. But it was all my
dad ever wanted.
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584. You could say, "Come on, Dad,
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585. "we're going out for
hundred-buck T-bones, on me."
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586. He'd rather stay home, watch his
ball game and eat his corned beef.
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587. Routine's good.
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588. Find something you
like, don't screw with it.
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589. That's what he said.
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590. And if anybody messed it up,
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591. he had these big, thick hands.
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592. Sometimes my mother had
to lock herself in the basement.
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593. Son of a bitch hit her?
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594. Ten years.
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595. I'm still scared of those hands.
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596. He smoked like a chimney.
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597. Cancer.
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598. He'd lay there in that hospital room,
with tubes coming out of his arms.
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599. They pumped him
full of morphine,
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600. so he wouldn't know
how much he hurt.
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601. He didn't know where he was.
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602. This tough...
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603. He just lay there.
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604. He was breathing,
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605. and then he was gone.
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606. I don't know why I'm talking
about this. I never talk about this.
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607. Let's play darts.
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608. Thanks.
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609. My casa is your casa.
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610. So, you do this all the time?
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611. Usually, I drink vodka.
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612. You know what I mean.
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613. You're my fourth guy today.
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614. You gonna kiss me, or what?
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615. He was an acting
justice of the peace.
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616. You know, so the clerk calls
my name, I stand up and say,
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617. "Guilty, Your Honor."
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618. And justice for all.
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619. Damn.
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620. I'd better take this in private.
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621. Seat's taken.
Buddy's on the phone.
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622. Is this your buddy?
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623. Like brothers.
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624. Detective Briscoe.
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625. Counselor.
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626. Out of all the gin joints in all the
world, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
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627. Is it my imagination, or are you
not exactly thrilled to see me?
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628. It's just that I thought that
the Constitution provided
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629. for the separation
of work and play.
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630. That's funny. He's funny.
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631. No work here, Detective.
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632. This is play, pure and simple.
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633. I'll bet you didn't
think I had it in me.
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634. Tell you the truth, I
never thought about it.
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635. Barkeep, a drink
for my friend here.
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636. Yeah. Club soda with lime.
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637. Make it a double, on me.
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638. Sure you haven't
had enough already?
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639. This is what it's all about.
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640. A couple of drinks with a couple
of guys, for a couple of hours.
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641. I don't think he's home. I
haven't seen him all day.
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642. Okay. Thanks.
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643. You're Leonard's
partner, aren't you?
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644. Yes, ma'am.
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645. I thought so. Saw you
both on the news. Good job.
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646. I just thank the Lord for
boys like you and Leonard.
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647. What does that say?
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648. It says she isn't
coming, whoever she is.
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649. What makes you think...
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650. Twenty-five years on the force.
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651. At least she's Irish.
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652. Hey, hey, you know what? Maybe
I'd better take you home, huh?
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653. I don't believe there's any law
against taking a cab while intoxicated.
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654. It's been a good day,
hasn't it, Detective?
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655. For who?
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656. The good guys pulled
through, bottom of the ninth.
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657. And to hell with her.
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658. To hell with all of them.
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659. Hey, pal, you know
what club soda's good for?
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660. Cleaning the grill.
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661. Give me a vodka, straight up.
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662. First day here, I
was so nervous.
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663. Lennie comes in my office,
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664. and I can see on his face
I am not what he expected,
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665. but he never said anything.
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666. But he was thinking it.
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667. So he gives me the whys and
the wherefores of some case,
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668. I tell him what to
do, and he does it.
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669. Girl, I looked in the mirror and
said, "Anita, you have arrived."
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670. And I thought it was just me.
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671. Nah, don't let the macho
fool you. It's everyone.
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672. You know, we make decisions
that affect people's lives.
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673. That's scary business.
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674. The only cure,
don't talk about it.
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675. Sometimes, all the fighting,
ludicrous judges, moronic lawyers...
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676. Idiotic unis.
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677. Please, don't get me
started about downtown.
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678. But the wheels keep grinding, eating
up people on both sides of the aisle.
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679. And we're still here.
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680. Yeah, I guess we are.
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681. You can't take all
the blame, Counselor.
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682. I'm not.
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683. It just sticks in my throat.
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684. Want to get a
drink or something?
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685. No. I've already kept
him waiting long enough.
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686. Thanks.
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687. No way. You were the guys?
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688. Yep, we caught him.
McCoy cooked him.
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689. Let me buy you another.
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690. Hey, you can buy them
all night, little buddy.
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691. Kill me twice, Jimmy.
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692. You got kids?
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693. Try three.
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694. I got two girls.
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695. You must be proud.
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696. Proud, yeah.
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697. You know who kills
me? The weather lady.
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698. The weather lady says,
"It's 65 at the airport."
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699. Who gives a damn?
Nobody lives at the airport.
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700. She hates my guts.
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701. The weather lady?
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702. No, my kid.
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703. Her mother cheats around
on me, and she hates my guts.
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704. Hey, you shoot stick?
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705. Once or twice.
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706. Couldn't sleep? Uh-huh.
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707. It was a rough day.
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708. What are you doing?
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709. Writing a letter to my mother.
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710. Only I'm not sure if I
should send it to her.
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711. Let me hear it.
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712. Okay.
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713. "Hey, Mom, it's almost
midnight, and I can't sleep.
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714. "It was a day like any other,
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715. "except today the state of
New York put a man to death.
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716. "He deserved whatever
happened to him.
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717. "A 26-year-old girl rear-ended him
in traffic. He raped and murdered her.
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718. "I suppose I should feel good
about the execution, or bad,
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719. "or guilty, or something,
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720. "but I don't."
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721. Come on, you gonna
lie to your own mother?
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722. Right.
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723. What is it with you guys?
First darts, now pool.
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724. Never mess with a
civil servant, my friend.
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725. Too much time on your hands.
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726. Yeah, too much
time, not enough time.
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727. Look at this.
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728. You've been drinking.
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729. That's what's causing this!
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730. This your kid?
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731. Let's see. Do you hate my guts?
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732. I guess not.
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733. Jack called me.
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734. Jack? Jack turned
into a pumpkin.
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735. Can I buy you a
drink, Counselor?
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736. No, thanks.
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737. Okay. I got one for you.
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738. How come California
has the most lawyers,
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739. and New Jersey has
the most toxic dumps?
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740. Because New
Jersey got first pick.
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741. You don't get it.
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742. Look, why don't you get your
coat, and I'll drive you home?
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743. Home, James.
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744. Where to?
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745. I used to know.
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746. So, this morning
really bummed you out.
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747. Do I look bummed out to you?
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748. You know, it
wouldn't be so terrible.
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749. What's that?
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750. If you were my kid.
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751. I guess I should take
that as a compliment.
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752. Hey, you're smart,
you're pretty,
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753. you got a good job, and
you don't hate my guts.
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754. Lennie, I doubt your
daughter hates you.
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755. No, you don't know.
You don't know her.
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756. I don't even know her.
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757. I never will.
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758. "A crowd of people stood and
cheered when he raped her.
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759. "They were
supposedly good people,
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760. "and they did
absolutely nothing.
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761. "Then he beat her to
death with a tire iron.
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762. "And today the state of
New York got its revenge.
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763. "It's not enough,
and it's too much."
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