1. Boy, that is a pretty picture.
Who did that one?Copy !req
2. Monet.Copy !req
3. You know, I was gonna
fly out of here later on...Copy !req
4. but if you'll hang that thing
in my suite tonight...Copy !req
5. maybe I'll stay over another day.Copy !req
6. Consider it done.Copy !req
7. Sam.Copy !req
8. Eric. Hey, how's your stay going?Copy !req
9. Nicole and I are having a blast.Copy !req
10. Okay. Great.Copy !req
11. There is one thing.Copy !req
12. Nicole was just saying how
that guacamole reminded her...Copy !req
13. of our trip to Acapulco last month.Copy !req
14. Yeah.Copy !req
15. Well, do you think you can get
a mariachi band to serenade us?Copy !req
16. Sure. When?Copy !req
17. While we're eating would be great.Copy !req
18. Not a problem. Okay. I'm on it.Copy !req
19. Mary, wait. Hi.Copy !req
20. Do you got a line on any
mariachi bands? Yeah, a couple.Copy !req
21. See this couple over at this table? Yeah.Copy !req
22. Get one in the next 30
minutes to serenade them.Copy !req
23. Just put it on my account. Thank you.Copy !req
24. That would be a no. What do
you mean, "That would be a no"?Copy !req
25. You never say no to anything.
Listen, this is a very important client.Copy !req
26. And I'd do it myself but
I have to go talk to Ed...Copy !req
27. about an even more important client.Copy !req
28. So, please. I'll make one call.Copy !req
29. Thank you. One.Copy !req
30. You look really hot in
this dress. Thank you.Copy !req
31. Thank you. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
32. The gallery looks great.
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?Copy !req
33. Ed? Yeah.Copy !req
34. Chip Hachmeister's
into us for $2 million.Copy !req
35. He had an incredible run
at the craps table.Copy !req
36. Now he says he's going to leave today...Copy !req
37. but I think I found... No. Wait.Copy !req
38. I got to post my quarterly
results this next week...Copy !req
39. and a loss like that... It's no good.Copy !req
40. Just don't let him go.Copy !req
41. Can we put one of those
impressionist paintings in his room?Copy !req
42. I'm sorry. What did you say?Copy !req
43. Just while the gallery's closed.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
44. If not, he's out of here.Copy !req
45. What was it, $2 million?Copy !req
46. $2.3 million. Actually.Copy !req
47. Which painting? The Monet.Copy !req
48. I could just stare at that thing all night.Copy !req
49. Well, you know what they say:
Too much of a good thing...Copy !req
50. I reserved a private
blackjack table for you.Copy !req
51. Hachmeister gave it all back.
Ended up losing $80,000.Copy !req
52. You're the man, Ed.Copy !req
53. You see, I can tell you didn't mean that.Copy !req
54. I did. You are the man.
Don't be a wise guy.Copy !req
55. Mr. Deline. Thank you so much
for letting us tour your exhibit.Copy !req
56. Sure. Students, this is Mr. Deline...Copy !req
57. the man who brought all
this famous art to Las Vegas.Copy !req
58. Thank you, Mr. Deline.Copy !req
59. You're very, very welcome.Copy !req
60. And thanks very much for coming.Copy !req
61. What was your favorite painting?Copy !req
62. The one with the dogs.Copy !req
63. That's amazing. That's
mine, too. That's amazing!Copy !req
64. Anyway, you guys, please
come back anytime you want.Copy !req
65. And have a very nice
day. Okay? Thank you.Copy !req
66. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
67. Bye.Copy !req
68. Bye-bye. That's pretty cute.Copy !req
69. There are no paintings with dogs.Copy !req
70. The kid's in the fourth grade
for crying out loud, you know.Copy !req
71. Maybe he thought it was a
Cézanne or maybe a Renoir.Copy !req
72. Or the poker-playing dogs.Copy !req
73. Isn't a Degas supposed
to be hanging there?Copy !req
74. Yeah. We're in trouble.Copy !req
75. I don't get it. I just don't get it.Copy !req
76. I mean, are you telling me not one person
up here saw this guy steal this thing?Copy !req
77. The only thing you told the guardsCopy !req
78. was that we were rotating some art.Copy !req
79. I can see how that might be
a little confusing.Copy !req
80. Which one did he take?Copy !req
81. The Degas, Dancers in Blue.Copy !req
82. Where do you unload
a world-famous painting?Copy !req
83. Well, they use them
in drug deals, ransom.Copy !req
84. Most of the time it's these
people with way too much money.Copy !req
85. They get off by knowing
that they can look at itCopy !req
86. and nobody else in the world can.Copy !req
87. Did you call the cops?
What are you, nuts?Copy !req
88. If the cops know about it, the
insurance company knows about it...Copy !req
89. we're out of business.
Basically, we're finished.Copy !req
90. We have to get this thing back.Copy !req
91. Okay, I'll take Nevada,
you take California.Copy !req
92. That's really funny, wise guy.Copy !req
93. Listen, it so happens that I
know where to start looking.Copy !req
94. Where? I gotta make a phone call.Copy !req
95. A private phone call.Copy !req
96. All right, look,
I may be gone a couple days.Copy !req
97. For what?Copy !req
98. This phone call I gotta make
is a private phone call.Copy !req
99. Goodbye.Copy !req
100. Hey, this is Deline. I need a favor.Copy !req
101. Why? What, are you kidding me,
you bastard?Copy !req
102. You hung me out to dry
on the Hallick deal.Copy !req
103. That's better. Right.Copy !req
104. Look, I got to find someone.Copy !req
105. Yeah. All right.Copy !req
106. Thanks for getting me the mariachi band.Copy !req
107. Sure. I'm glad it worked out.Copy !req
108. Maybe it's because I'm a
sucker for spontaneous things...Copy !req
109. but I thought it was pretty cool.Copy !req
110. What? My mojo?Copy !req
111. Sam's client, Eric, is super
spontaneous. He hired a mariachi band...Copy !req
112. because his girlfriend
was eating guacamole.Copy !req
113. Nice touch. Hello.Copy !req
114. Yeah.Copy !req
115. You know, I'm full of spontaneity.Copy !req
116. There's nothing worse than somebody
who plans ahead for everything.Copy !req
117. You know what I mean?
What? Okay, thank you.Copy !req
118. That was the cops.Copy !req
119. Neighbors reported a
disturbance at our rental house.Copy !req
120. Apparently our tenants
got into it a little bit.Copy !req
121. The police suggested
somebody go out there.Copy !req
122. You guys.Copy !req
123. Yeah. Costa Rica.Copy !req
124. Villa Del Sol, Vizcaya.Copy !req
125. No. I'll tell him the tooth fairy
told me or some frigging thing.Copy !req
126. Look, get one of the G-4s ready.Copy !req
127. Top it off.Copy !req
128. I'll tell them when I get to the airport.Copy !req
129. Steve.Copy !req
130. Steve. Other Steve.Copy !req
131. What the hell happened here?Copy !req
132. It's a bitching weight room.Copy !req
133. Wait a minute. Isn't this the bedroom?Copy !req
134. Yeah.Copy !req
135. I see a bed in the living room...Copy !req
136. and there's only one other bedroom, so...Copy !req
137. Did you know that these guys were...Copy !req
138. Gay? No. Did you?Copy !req
139. No. I had no idea.Copy !req
140. You guys calling me?
What are you doing here?Copy !req
141. Steve, dude,
what the hell happened here?Copy !req
142. It was all Steve's doing.
If he hadn't been so...Copy !req
143. If I hadn't what? I'm not the
one who broke my promise.Copy !req
144. Guys. Why don't you
just tell us what happened.Copy !req
145. I was working my delts. Because
Monday's my upper-body day.Copy !req
146. This one said he'd spot me,
then walks away to take a call...Copy !req
147. from some guy he met last night.Copy !req
148. I answered the phone.Copy !req
149. Terrible, isn't it?Copy !req
150. Do not test me with your sarcasm.Copy !req
151. How do you guys handle things like this?Copy !req
152. Us?Copy !req
153. Yeah. Keeping your relationship on track.Copy !req
154. No. No. Our relationship,
our friendship is...Copy !req
155. This is purely professional. Yeah.Copy !req
156. Yeah.Copy !req
157. I thought you were partners.Copy !req
158. No, no. Professional. No. Yeah. This is...Copy !req
159. Just like he said.
Look. The bottom line is...Copy !req
160. I'm sorry that your
relationship's hit a tough spot...Copy !req
161. but you guys got to pay for the damages.Copy !req
162. I'm not paying for something
that wasn't my fault.Copy !req
163. Don't look at me.
I was just defending myself.Copy !req
164. Keep talking. Okay.Copy !req
165. Ed, I know things went a little
sideways the last time we saw...Copy !req
166. Sideways? You tried to rob me.Copy !req
167. Ed, even so, I would not greet...Copy !req
168. a former colleague and a
fellow cold warrior with a...Copy !req
169. That looked like a right cross. Am I right?Copy !req
170. Do me a favor. Get rid of
the candy striper, will you?Copy !req
171. Vámonos, baby.Copy !req
172. All kidding aside, I
appreciate the "Pasadena"...Copy !req
173. you threw me back there in Vegas.Copy !req
174. Yeah, well, my mistake.Copy !req
175. Where's my painting, Jack? I don't know.Copy !req
176. And, frankly, the fact
that you suspect me...Copy !req
177. Gosh, how about that?Copy !req
178. You've stolen paintings in the past. So?Copy !req
179. You know my hotel.
You know my security system.Copy !req
180. Ed, I'm coming clean with you here.Copy !req
181. Where's my painting, Jack?
Ed. Just take it easy, Ed.Copy !req
182. Either you took it, you know who took it...Copy !req
183. or you're gonna help me get it back.Copy !req
184. You're not going to believe
this, but I had a dream last night.Copy !req
185. You were in it. Maria was in it.Copy !req
186. You were all right here and you came
and asked me to do one last job with you.Copy !req
187. You know, I think you and I made a
good team back there at the Company.Copy !req
188. Pack your bag, buddy.Copy !req
189. Answer it.Copy !req
190. Bueno.Copy !req
191. We do not want you helping Ed Deline.Copy !req
192. No, I'm going to be checking out today.Copy !req
193. Don't get involved.Copy !req
194. No, just leave it on the same credit card.Copy !req
195. You help him, you're a dead man.Copy !req
196. I understand.
Thank you so much. Thank you.Copy !req
197. Punk. Like a late checkout is
some kind of a federal crime.Copy !req
198. Yeah.Copy !req
199. So, Jack? What, Ed?Copy !req
200. If you didn't do it, who did?Copy !req
201. Come on!Copy !req
202. There's this guy in L.A.
His name is Ray Anawalt.Copy !req
203. Breathtaking, isn't it?Copy !req
204. How you doing? We're looking for Ray.Copy !req
205. What a shame. He is not in gallery.Copy !req
206. Who might you be?Copy !req
207. I'm Schmee, Mr. Anawalt's assistant.Copy !req
208. I'm sorry, Schmee?
Your name is Schmee?Copy !req
209. It is short for...Copy !req
210. Well, what it is short for is far too
hard for the American to pronounce.Copy !req
211. That is why I chose Schmee.Copy !req
212. That's very interesting.Copy !req
213. Schmee, where might Mr. Anawalt be?Copy !req
214. Making a special delivery
of a very special new piece...Copy !req
215. to a very, very special client.Copy !req
216. What piece is that?Copy !req
217. Of course, I can't tell you that.Copy !req
218. Jack, he can't tell us that.
"He can't tell us that"?Copy !req
219. You can't tell us that?
Okay. How about this?Copy !req
220. No.Copy !req
221. You can't tell us. Can you tell us?Copy !req
222. Whoa, Jack!Copy !req
223. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for him.Copy !req
224. Easy.Copy !req
225. Can you tell us?Copy !req
226. Yes, I'll get one.Copy !req
227. Okay, here's the problem, each
Steve is blaming the other one...Copy !req
228. therefore, both are refusing
to pay for the damages.Copy !req
229. So sue their asses. Let's evict them.Copy !req
230. One, eviction is time-consuming,
costly, and frequently unsuccessful.Copy !req
231. Two, technically, they have until the
end of the lease to complete the repairs.Copy !req
232. Did you guys know they
were gay? You didn't?Copy !req
233. I wanted gay guys. They have
money and they make improvements.Copy !req
234. I heard they installed new kitchen tile.Copy !req
235. Yeah. They also installed
some barbells into the drywall.Copy !req
236. It's probably just a lovers' quarrel.Copy !req
237. Maybe you guys should have
a little heart-to-heart.Copy !req
238. You know, what first attracted
them to each other, the mushy stuff.Copy !req
239. Try to get them back together. That's gay.Copy !req
240. Talk to them. Yeah.Copy !req
241. Try to come up with something better.Copy !req
242. No, ladies. We had gone over there...Copy !req
243. They'll love you guys.Copy !req
244. No. We went to...Copy !req
245. Let me guess. You guys just
came from the Red Lobster...Copy !req
246. and now you want me to fill
your Jacuzzi with drawn butter?Copy !req
247. No. Everything's great.Copy !req
248. All right. See you later. Okay.Copy !req
249. I've never been there.Copy !req
250. Sam, everything's great.Copy !req
251. If we can go to
the Grand Canyon immediately.Copy !req
252. Really? Let's go.Copy !req
253. I wouldn't know the first
thing to say to the Steves.Copy !req
254. I can't even manage
my own relationships.Copy !req
255. Listen. All we have to do is use words
like issues, accountability, inner child.Copy !req
256. When did this become
our responsibility?Copy !req
257. The girls are equal partners in this thing.Copy !req
258. Right. And we either argue
with them or deal with the Steves.Copy !req
259. I think you know which one
would be less stressful.Copy !req
260. I'm going to go set up
an appointment with Steve.Copy !req
261. Which one? One or two.Copy !req
262. The white one. Yeah.Copy !req
263. I'm not like that, am I? Like what?Copy !req
264. Spontaneous, like Sam's
client. They just got back...Copy !req
265. from an impromptu helicopter
trip to the Grand Canyon.Copy !req
266. You said the other day,
you thought that deliberate...Copy !req
267. non-spontaneous people are
lame. Well, I am not spontaneous.Copy !req
268. Mary... I'm not.Copy !req
269. Everybody's different. And if you think
I want you to be more like Eric Bates...Copy !req
270. No. That's not...Copy !req
271. No, I think you want me
to be more spontaneous.Copy !req
272. I think you're way over-thinking this.Copy !req
273. Hey, have you talked to the Steves?Copy !req
274. Soon.Copy !req
275. Do not tell them
to smoke the peace pipe.Copy !req
276. Holy cow. Ed McMahon.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
277. I'm Oliver Goodhue. This is Ed Deline.Copy !req
278. How do you do, sir?
Ray told us to drop by.Copy !req
279. Well, you look like nice
enough fellas. Come on in.Copy !req
280. Thank you.Copy !req
281. That is a magnificent Greegor.
That's supposed to be me.Copy !req
282. Does this look like me?Copy !req
283. Well, I think the artist
is trying to capture...Copy !req
284. the fundamental optimism, that is...Copy !req
285. Ed McMahon. Really?Copy !req
286. Well, I'm not very optimistic
that this is going to.Copy !req
287. Make it into my collection.Copy !req
288. Ray, you didn't tell me
you had friends coming over.Copy !req
289. Yeah. Well. I didn't know.Copy !req
290. Excuse me, would you mind terribly if
we spoke to Ray privately for a moment?Copy !req
291. You want me to leave? No, sir. Not at all.Copy !req
292. I meant, could we talk to him
in private somewhere?Copy !req
293. Yeah. Thank you.Copy !req
294. Hi.Copy !req
295. I run the Montecito. Someone
stole a Degas from my hotel.Copy !req
296. I can't control him, Ray.
It wasn't my job, Jack.Copy !req
297. I don't know who pulled it. What
do you know? What? Tell me.Copy !req
298. All right, all right. The
painting's still in Vegas.Copy !req
299. The buyer, I don't know who that is,Copy !req
300. he's coming in to pick it up. All right?Copy !req
301. All right.Copy !req
302. Pleasure, Ed.Copy !req
303. You have a lovely home, sir. Thank you.Copy !req
304. Sometimes, when you're living
with someone...Copy !req
305. little issues become big issues.Copy !req
306. And even though we may want to
tap into that inner child and lash out...Copy !req
307. we have to maintain a
certain level of accountability...Copy !req
308. Yes. Accountability. Accountability.Copy !req
309. Tell me, Steve, what was it about Steve
that convinced you that he was, you know...Copy !req
310. the one?Copy !req
311. Nice try, guys.Copy !req
312. But if you think that Dr. Phil
crap is gonna work, think again.Copy !req
313. If you want the repairs done, talk
to Steve. I gotta get back to work.Copy !req
314. I think we made some progress.Copy !req
315. Ed's back.Copy !req
316. Is that Jack Keller with him?Copy !req
317. Wait. Come over here.Copy !req
318. I gotta tell Danny and Mike
that we're working together.Copy !req
319. You sure they're not going
to take that the wrong way?Copy !req
320. It doesn't matter, I'm the boss.Copy !req
321. And I've got 5,200 cameras
that are looking at you.Copy !req
322. You remember that, all right?
One more thing.Copy !req
323. With all this rushing around, I
didn't have time to go to the bank.Copy !req
324. Maybe you could...Copy !req
325. Ness. Jack Keller,
$500 line of credit, please.Copy !req
326. $500?Copy !req
327. Here.Copy !req
328. Thank you.Copy !req
329. I told you not to help Deline.Copy !req
330. Georgie, baby, don't worry
about it. I'm spinning my web.Copy !req
331. By the time this thing is over you're
gonna want to pin a frigging medal on me.Copy !req
332. You help Deline, you're dead.Copy !req
333. Place your bets.Copy !req
334. A welcome committee. You guys
must have really missed me, huh?Copy !req
335. We saw you on the monitors upstairs.Copy !req
336. The guy with you looked
a lot like Jack Keller.Copy !req
337. It is. It is Jack Keller.
He's right over there.Copy !req
338. Have you forgotten
that guy tried to rob us?Copy !req
339. Let me explain something to you
guys. If I want to get my painting back...Copy !req
340. I mean, without the cops or the
insurance company finding out about it...Copy !req
341. I got to be willing to
cut a couple corners...Copy !req
342. and Mr. Keller there, he's very good at it.Copy !req
343. The guy's not exactly
a friend of the Montecito, Ed.Copy !req
344. You guys ever see The Godfather?Copy !req
345. Eighteen times. Favorite movie ever.Copy !req
346. Well, then you'd remember:Copy !req
347. "Keep your friends close
and your enemies closer."Copy !req
348. What do we need him for? We
know Vegas better than anyone.Copy !req
349. Yeah, and Vegas knows us.Copy !req
350. You and me and now Mr. Mike over
here, we're not going to get away...Copy !req
351. with playing undercover in this
town. We're just a little too familiar.Copy !req
352. There are only three or four
people in the world...Copy !req
353. with the money, inclination, and
balls to try to buy a stolen Degas.Copy !req
354. And I got their names for you,
right there.Copy !req
355. I thought we were looking for the thief.Copy !req
356. The path of least resistance, my son.Copy !req
357. The buyer is always easier to find.Copy !req
358. One of them is in town. Marcus Wexler.Copy !req
359. Yeah. Big-time poker player,
he used to come here.Copy !req
360. You might think that's a coincidence,
but I'd like to think of it as...Copy !req
361. a little Jack Keller expertise.Copy !req
362. Or maybe you knew he was coming.Copy !req
363. Oh, ye of little faith.Copy !req
364. The casino system says he took
a marker for 300,000...Copy !req
365. at New York-New York this morning.Copy !req
366. I'd sure feel a lot more
comfortable if he was on our turf.Copy !req
367. So we could manufacture
a reason to hold him.Copy !req
368. I like him. I always liked him.Copy !req
369. Yeah.Copy !req
370. I'm gonna get him over here.Copy !req
371. Sam? There's a high roller
over at New York-New York.Copy !req
372. His name is Marcus Wexler.Copy !req
373. We need to get him over here.Copy !req
374. Do whatever it takes.Copy !req
375. Pay 21, sir.Copy !req
376. Ma'am, are you in?Copy !req
377. Looks like he's down to
his last couple of thousand.Copy !req
378. Come up with any reason
to keep him here?Copy !req
379. We got exactly nothing.Copy !req
380. Checked credit reports, court
records, even his video rentals.Copy !req
381. Any porn? Lot of Julia Roberts.Copy !req
382. Let's go to Plan B.Copy !req
383. Call Keller. We're on our way up.Copy !req
384. Brutal. Yeah.Copy !req
385. I have another client.Copy !req
386. He's interested in a private,
high-stakes poker game.Copy !req
387. I hear he's not very good. Really?Copy !req
388. Let's go.Copy !req
389. You know what they say at Midland.Copy !req
390. If it floats, flies, or fornicates, lease it.Copy !req
391. Trip aces, boys.Copy !req
392. Gentleman, this is Mr. Wexler.Copy !req
393. How you doing there, Wexler?Copy !req
394. This is Noel, Steve, Dick.Copy !req
395. How you doing?Copy !req
396. Wexler, that's a Jewish name, ain't it?Copy !req
397. It don't make no never mind.
Pull up a chair there, son.Copy !req
398. This is no-limit Hold 'Em.
Strictly "Texas Whip-out."Copy !req
399. That means no credit, no checks,
no automobiles, and no jewelry.Copy !req
400. Who is this guy?Copy !req
401. I'm either your new best friend...Copy !req
402. or your worst frigging nightmare.Copy !req
403. Deal me in, gentlemen.Copy !req
404. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
405. Anybody hungry? Can we
get some menus here, boy?Copy !req
406. Should have been something here?Copy !req
407. Yeah.Copy !req
408. Hey. Hi.Copy !req
409. You know, this Jack Keller's a
real piece of work. You know that?Copy !req
410. Too bad I don't trust him
as far as I can spit.Copy !req
411. That's a pleasant image.Copy !req
412. Did you hear about the latest
spontaneity from Eric and Nicole?Copy !req
413. She said, she liked fish so he
took her diving at Shark Reef.Copy !req
414. Isn't that the most spon-freaking-taneous
thing you heard in your life?Copy !req
415. You know what I just realized? I
don't even really like spontaneity.Copy !req
416. You're just saying that
to make me feel better.Copy !req
417. No, I really don't. I feel
sometimes... Let me tell you...Copy !req
418. I am turning over a new leaf.Copy !req
419. How's this for spontaneous?Copy !req
420. That's some leaf.Copy !req
421. Mr. Wexler, I'm Ed Deline.Copy !req
422. I'm President of Operations, here.Copy !req
423. What? I lose a little money,
I'm called on the carpet?Copy !req
424. I'm good for it. Besides,
it was a private game.Copy !req
425. I have no interest
in your losses, whatsoever.Copy !req
426. You have a 13-year-old son
living here in Vegas?Copy !req
427. Yeah, he lives with his mother.Copy !req
428. You know his address?Copy !req
429. I didn't think so.Copy !req
430. She was a stripper I used
to bang every now and then.Copy !req
431. Got a little careless. What's it to you?Copy !req
432. We have some sort of interest in the
people that play here at the Montecito.Copy !req
433. I also understand that you've missed
a few of your child support payments.Copy !req
434. No. I'm out of here. Forget it.Copy !req
435. The hell you are.Copy !req
436. You know, our D.A., he doesn't
take very kindly to deadbeat dads.Copy !req
437. So, I'm afraid, Mr. Wexler...Copy !req
438. I'm gonna have to hold
you here till the police come.Copy !req
439. Is this some kind of joke?
You see me laughing?Copy !req
440. See, I'm either gonna have to
hold you here till the police come or...Copy !req
441. Or what?Copy !req
442. Or where is my Degas? Your what?Copy !req
443. I'd beat it out of you but I
just had my carpets cleaned.Copy !req
444. I don't know anything about your Degas.Copy !req
445. I think you do.Copy !req
446. Now, I...Copy !req
447. A week in the county jail,
how's that sound?Copy !req
448. I mean, even if you got
the best lawyer in town...Copy !req
449. well, the arraignment wouldn't
be until sometime Monday.Copy !req
450. You see what I'm saying?Copy !req
451. Look. I don't want any trouble. Okay?Copy !req
452. I got an e-mail. A guy thought I
might be interested, which I'm not.Copy !req
453. Called himself Mr. Smith.
And that's it. That's all I know.Copy !req
454. You got a PDA?Copy !req
455. Now, what's your password?Copy !req
456. Hey, Mikey.Copy !req
457. So, I thought of a way we can
get the Steves back together.Copy !req
458. Liza Minnelli concert? No. Better.Copy !req
459. You push one of them around a little.Copy !req
460. Isn't that what they've been
doing to each other?Copy !req
461. Yes, exactly. Think about it.Copy !req
462. You can tease, torment, and
abuse a family member, a girlfriend...Copy !req
463. Co-worker. Co-worker.Copy !req
464. But if someone else does it,
you come to their defense. Right?Copy !req
465. You are their staunchest defender.Copy !req
466. I guess. So, what does that mean?Copy !req
467. We tell one of the Steves
we don't like his outfit?Copy !req
468. They obviously work out a lot, right?Copy !req
469. So, we just, you know,
get physical with one of them.Copy !req
470. Or get one of our security
guards to get physical...Copy !req
471. and make sure the other
Steve's a witness to it.Copy !req
472. So, Steve comes to Steve's defense.Copy !req
473. That's right. You hook it up.Copy !req
474. Why me?Copy !req
475. I gotta find our toughest security guard.Copy !req
476. It's a division of labor, my friend.Copy !req
477. You know, you're doing
exactly what the girls did.Copy !req
478. Yeah. Just hook it up for tonight.Copy !req
479. You take the white one,
I'll take the brother.Copy !req
480. "Brothah." A-H. "Brothah."Copy !req
481. So, where are we
going to dinner tonight?Copy !req
482. Valentino at the Venetian.Copy !req
483. Nice. It's great.Copy !req
484. So, you two seem like
you're really hitting it off.Copy !req
485. We are.Copy !req
486. You know what? What?Copy !req
487. Maybe on our way to dinner,
I'll ask her to marry me.Copy !req
488. So, I got the incoming e-mail
from this Mr. Smith.Copy !req
489. Look at the address line.Copy !req
490. "Smith@unknownanon.com."Copy !req
491. The sender's a ghost.
Pretty much untraceable.Copy !req
492. What do you mean, "pretty much"?Copy !req
493. Well, every e-mail is sent
across the Internet in packets...Copy !req
494. little chunks of data that are pieced
back together on the other side.Copy !req
495. We find the server, we
can find where it originated.Copy !req
496. And you know this how?Copy !req
497. I read Wired when I'm on the can.Copy !req
498. It's called multitasking.
I read, make phone calls...Copy !req
499. occasionally correspond with a...Copy !req
500. I get the picture.Copy !req
501. So, every e-mail is time-stamped.Copy !req
502. The one Smith sent to Wexler...Copy !req
503. was at 10:20 a.m.,
Central Standard Time.Copy !req
504. So we know the server's
somewhere in the Midwest.Copy !req
505. Unlikely. U.S. And Canadian laws...Copy !req
506. restrict anonymous clearing
houses for national security purposes.Copy !req
507. But, Central Time extends due south
into Mexico, Central and South America.Copy !req
508. That's where most of these
anonymous servers are found.Copy !req
509. Somebody like an offshore sports book.Copy !req
510. Costa Rica. Which is where
Ed found Keller.Copy !req
511. Marco. Danny McCoy, at
the Montecito in Las Vegas.Copy !req
512. How are... Good. Listen,
I got a question for you.Copy !req
513. I just forwarded you an e-mail that we
think came through one of your servers.Copy !req
514. Can you tell me where it came from?Copy !req
515. I owe you big, Marco. Thank you.Copy !req
516. It came from Vegas.Copy !req
517. Hon, have you seen what they've
done to the front of the Bellagio?Copy !req
518. Here, check this out.Copy !req
519. Eric, we've only known
each other for three weeks.Copy !req
520. I know, it's part of the spontaneity.Copy !req
521. You know, if you had
ever bothered to ask...Copy !req
522. you'd know I don't like surprises.Copy !req
523. How's this for spontaneous? Pull over.Copy !req
524. Nicole, hon...Copy !req
525. Please let me out.Copy !req
526. Nicole?Copy !req
527. I got the whole thing.Copy !req
528. How you doing?Copy !req
529. Hey, Danny.Copy !req
530. Hey, Beefy.Copy !req
531. Oh, no. There's absolutely no
way I'm having dinner with him.Copy !req
532. If he thinks I planned this reconciliation...Copy !req
533. he's taken one steroid too many. Fellas.Copy !req
534. I can't have you blocking the entrance,Copy !req
535. and it's getting a little loud.Copy !req
536. We're just talking here.
Let's take this outside.Copy !req
537. Danny, do something. Guys. Come on.Copy !req
538. Keep your hands off my boyfriend.Copy !req
539. Don't touch my face.Copy !req
540. He said "boyfriend."Boyfriend."Copy !req
541. Jinx. Jinx.Copy !req
542. Give me a hug. Get the...Copy !req
543. Max Kraznau, you derivative hack.Copy !req
544. I could paint better pictures
with my Johnson.Copy !req
545. There's a market for this
stuff. How's it going, Jack?Copy !req
546. Last I heard, you were
working on your tan.Copy !req
547. You bring me another buyer?
Yeah. He did.Copy !req
548. My name's Smith. That ring a bell?Copy !req
549. I'm not very good with names.Copy !req
550. You sent that e-mail to Wexler.Copy !req
551. Max here, when he's not
making paintings...Copy !req
552. that hang at the Holiday Inn
in Pahrump, is an art thief.Copy !req
553. I'm more like a facilitator. Right.Copy !req
554. Where's my Degas?Copy !req
555. You know, even if I knew, and
I don't, do you think I'd tell you?Copy !req
556. You know, you can't actually ruin these.Copy !req
557. Max, I'm going to put the
word out that you did tell us...Copy !req
558. and I know everybody in this business.Copy !req
559. Come on, Jack.Copy !req
560. I won't work anymore.
You might not live anymore.Copy !req
561. Well, apparently,
you're screwed either way.Copy !req
562. Let's go, Jack.Copy !req
563. Keller.Copy !req
564. This one I am a facilitator,
just a go-between.Copy !req
565. His name's George Beckwahr.Copy !req
566. He took The Scream
in Oslo last summer.Copy !req
567. Three days ago he hit the Montecito.Copy !req
568. Where is he now? I don't know.Copy !req
569. Really, I don't know.Copy !req
570. Okay, listen, English,
this is what you're gonna do.Copy !req
571. You're gonna call this Beckwahr...Copy !req
572. and you're gonna tell him
you found a buyer.Copy !req
573. But if you warn him
or signal him in any way...Copy !req
574. You're dead. I'll kill you.Copy !req
575. You do understand that, don't you?Copy !req
576. Ed?Copy !req
577. That Beckwahr, naturally, is
going to have a lot of security.Copy !req
578. How we gonna take them out?Copy !req
579. We're not gonna take anyone out.
We're gonna rob the son of a bitch.Copy !req
580. Wow.Copy !req
581. Well, here's to working together
again. A great team reunited.Copy !req
582. You try to screw me, you'll die. I'll kill you.Copy !req
583. Ed Deline.Copy !req
584. I got to admit,
I'm surprised to see you here.Copy !req
585. Tell you what, you don't
throw any crap at me...Copy !req
586. and I won't sling any at you.
How's that sound?Copy !req
587. Fair enough. So, how'd
you find me and who's he?Copy !req
588. He is my art expert. Alfredo Griffin.Copy !req
589. It's not really important how I found you.Copy !req
590. $2 million.Copy !req
591. You get what you want
and I get what I need.Copy !req
592. I got clients who'll pay twice that.Copy !req
593. Swell. Give it to them.Copy !req
594. But, it won't be long before word
is out that it's a stolen painting...Copy !req
595. and I won't have a reason
not to turn you in.Copy !req
596. How do I know the money's real?Copy !req
597. Try that.Copy !req
598. How do I know that this painting...Copy !req
599. is the same painting that
was taken out of my hotel?Copy !req
600. Nothing happens until my man okays it.Copy !req
601. Knock yourself out.Copy !req
602. Is it bueno? It's bueno.Copy !req
603. You got it covered?Copy !req
604. Yeah, I got them. You got them?Copy !req
605. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
606. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
607. What's doing, Frank?
Ed, how you doing?Copy !req
608. Listen, two bums found this guy
in the dumpster, all beat to hell...Copy !req
609. saying something about
a Jack Keller and Ed Deline.Copy !req
610. He did, huh?Copy !req
611. Find anything on him?
No. No ID, nothing.Copy !req
612. How about the dumpster? Nothing.Copy !req
613. So, you know this guy?Copy !req
614. Never saw him before.Copy !req
615. All right, gentlemen. What do you think?Copy !req
616. It's nice.Copy !req
617. Perfect. It's better than perfect.Copy !req
618. Yes. Steve's a Michelangelo
with spackle.Copy !req
619. The faux finish was his idea.
All right, guys, food's ready.Copy !req
620. Okay, Danny? Yes, Mike.Copy !req
621. And Mike.Copy !req
622. Great.Copy !req
623. All right, gentlemen.Copy !req
624. I propose a toast to Mike and Danny...Copy !req
625. for straightening us out.Copy !req
626. Hey!Copy !req
627. To Steve and Steve, men of their word.Copy !req
628. Yes.Copy !req
629. And to Mike and Danny...Copy !req
630. we'll have you for lunch,
and you'll have us for dessert.Copy !req
631. Kidding.Copy !req
632. You should have seen your face.Copy !req
633. Should've seen your faces.Copy !req
634. I'm not gonna say anything.
Like what, "I told you so"?Copy !req
635. You don't have to. I put an
RF transmitter on the money.Copy !req
636. What the hell? Keller's here?Copy !req
637. Yeah. Greg.Copy !req
638. There's a guy walking
through the casino right now.Copy !req
639. Shirt and tie, dark suit, dark
hair, carrying a brief case.Copy !req
640. Heading towards Table 42 right now.
Bring him to me as soon as you can.Copy !req
641. Danny, run that through the
counting machine and check it.Copy !req
642. No hard feelings, kid.Copy !req
643. A thank-you would be nice.Copy !req
644. Permit me to say something
here, Jack. You're a rat bastard.Copy !req
645. You know, Eddie, I think I
could get used to this town.Copy !req
646. Well, don't. You're right.Copy !req
647. Maria doesn't like the dry heat.Copy !req
648. We're even, right?Copy !req
649. Jack, when did you decide
not to screw me?Copy !req
650. Come on, Ed.Copy !req
651. About 10 minutes ago.Copy !req
652. Ed. It's all there, except for $100.Copy !req
653. Never leaves empty-handed.Copy !req
654. Shall I put your bag in the limo, sir?Copy !req
655. Yes. Thank you so much.Copy !req
656. Just hold on a second.Copy !req
657. Thank you. Thank you, sir.Copy !req