1. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
2. Richard Allen Wesley is dead.Copy !req
3. You're kidding.Copy !req
4. Killed in a prison fight.Copy !req
5. It was all over MSNBC this morning.Copy !req
6. What? You guys don't think
I watch the news?Copy !req
7. No.Copy !req
8. Okay, my manicurist told me.
But she saw it on MSNBC.Copy !req
9. How's it feel knowing the man who
tried to kill you is never coming back?Copy !req
10. Like I just won $1 million.Copy !req
11. Speaking of $1 million, we were
just wondering about the legend...Copy !req
12. of Gardy Grissom's buried silver.Copy !req
13. What?Copy !req
14. If the legend is true, you're the
only one who knows where it is.Copy !req
15. You said you'd never talk about it until
he was dead, and Wes is dead, baby.Copy !req
16. We were thinking maybe
we could help you find it.Copy !req
17. For a cut, of course.Copy !req
18. Are you being serious?Copy !req
19. Yeah.Copy !req
20. There's no silver.Copy !req
21. Who buries treasure in the desert?Copy !req
22. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
23. Rich, eccentric millionaires
like Gardy Grissom.Copy !req
24. Yeah, but this guy could weave a
tale. So this was just one of them.Copy !req
25. We'll never know until we start digging.Copy !req
26. We'll take the day off.
It'll be an adventure.Copy !req
27. I can't go, freaks. I have to work.Copy !req
28. I have a client coming in...Copy !req
29. and he owns half the
tanning salons in California.Copy !req
30. Do you mind if we look for the silver?Copy !req
31. Well, okay. But you're just
going to waste your time.Copy !req
32. Well, it's our time to waste.Copy !req
33. Please?Copy !req
34. Fine. I'll give you the supposed map.Copy !req
35. But if you guys
find any silver, I get my cut.Copy !req
36. Of course.Copy !req
37. All right.Copy !req
38. Hey.Copy !req
39. Hey.Copy !req
40. What are you doin'?
You missing a valet?Copy !req
41. No. Actually, I'm just...Copy !req
42. waitin' for Clint Black to show up.Copy !req
43. Don't tell the brothers, but I'm a big fan.Copy !req
44. No, not a soul.Copy !req
45. But, you'll be waitin' about 24 hours.Copy !req
46. So you might want to think
about goin' back to work.Copy !req
47. Isn't he checkin' in?Copy !req
48. No, he's not. He's staying
with some friends.Copy !req
49. Welcome to the Montecito.Copy !req
50. Thank you.Copy !req
51. Do you happen to know
where Danny McCoy is?Copy !req
52. Danny McCoy?Copy !req
53. Yeah. I think he works in surveillance.Copy !req
54. Yeah. I think he was headed
for that coffee shop.Copy !req
55. It's right through there.Copy !req
56. Thank you.Copy !req
57. Sure.Copy !req
58. Huh? Nah.Copy !req
59. Danny?Copy !req
60. Yeah.Copy !req
61. I'm Connie Beckner.Copy !req
62. Sgt. Beckner's wife? I was his wife.Copy !req
63. Connie, of course. I've seen your picture.Copy !req
64. Your husband was a good Marine.Copy !req
65. A good man.Copy !req
66. He thought the same of you.Copy !req
67. You're probably wondering
what I'm doing here.Copy !req
68. You don't know me...Copy !req
69. but he always talked about you
when he e-mailed or called.Copy !req
70. It's great to finally meet you.Copy !req
71. I meant to call you when I got back, but...Copy !req
72. you know, things just...Copy !req
73. I know.Copy !req
74. I'm so sorry about what happened.Copy !req
75. It's okay. I know.Copy !req
76. Have a seat.Copy !req
77. Thank you.Copy !req
78. Wow, look at this.Copy !req
79. This is Carter.Copy !req
80. Carter.Copy !req
81. He looks just like his dad.Copy !req
82. Kent always said if anything
ever happened to him...Copy !req
83. or if I needed anything, to look you up.Copy !req
84. Of course. Sure.
Is there something you need?Copy !req
85. I just drove all the way up
from Tucson for a job interview...Copy !req
86. and the friend that was
supposed to watch Carter got sick.Copy !req
87. So I was wondering,
could you? Possibly?Copy !req
88. You want me to watch your baby?Copy !req
89. I don't know anybody else in town.
And the interview's in half an hour.Copy !req
90. Yeah. Yeah, sure. I guess I could do that.Copy !req
91. Thank you. I'm sure it won't take long.Copy !req
92. So, where's your interview?Copy !req
93. A management company. Stoner...Copy !req
94. Stoner Sacks?Copy !req
95. Yeah. That's it.Copy !req
96. It's just a bookkeeping job, but it's a start.Copy !req
97. Here's the diaper bag.
Everything you need is in here.Copy !req
98. His favorite binky is on the side pocket...Copy !req
99. but only if he gets fussy.Copy !req
100. You're not going to get fussy,
are you? No, I didn't think so.Copy !req
101. All my contact information is on the other
side pocket, including my cell number.Copy !req
102. Okay. I got it.Copy !req
103. Well, you look perfect.Copy !req
104. So take a deep breath
and just be yourself.Copy !req
105. Okay. I guess I should get going.Copy !req
106. Okay.Copy !req
107. So if you want to have lunch or
something when you get back...Copy !req
108. you know, we could talk.Copy !req
109. That'd be nice.Copy !req
110. Bye, sweetie. I love you so much.Copy !req
111. I'll see you. Thank you.Copy !req
112. No, no. Connie?Copy !req
113. Mr. Taylor? I'm Samantha
Marquez, your casino host.Copy !req
114. If we're gonna be lovers,
you must call me Bernard.Copy !req
115. Mr. Taylor is my father.Copy !req
116. Oh, he's still alive?Copy !req
117. I heard you were feisty.Copy !req
118. We're going to have fun
spending my money, I can tell.Copy !req
119. Yes, we are, and please let me know
any way that I can help you do that.Copy !req
120. Anything not involving my chest.Copy !req
121. There is one thing that would please me.Copy !req
122. Of course.Copy !req
123. No comps. I want to pay for
everything, including my suite.Copy !req
124. You know that's a courtesy we
extend to our preferred guests.Copy !req
125. Well, I prefer not to be preferred.Copy !req
126. I've got a lot of money in this
bag, and I plan to throw it around.Copy !req
127. Okay. No freebies. Lots
of spending. Anything else?Copy !req
128. Yes. I want to throw a big bash
tonight in that club of yours, Mystique.Copy !req
129. Mystique, yes.Copy !req
130. I hear it's very hot.Copy !req
131. Actually it's scalding, but
tonight is a little short notice...Copy !req
132. Did I mention I'll pay you double?Copy !req
133. Mystique's yours. What's the occasion?Copy !req
134. My wife's leaving me.Copy !req
135. Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.Copy !req
136. Don't be. It's my fourth
divorce, and frankly...Copy !req
137. I've come to enjoy them
more than the marriages.Copy !req
138. A little divorce party?Copy !req
139. Trend-setter, don't you think?Copy !req
140. I love it.Copy !req
141. I'm seeing an ice sculpture,
maybe champagne fountains, and...Copy !req
142. you know, caviar, pâté, cracked crab.Copy !req
143. Of course.Copy !req
144. I'm also seeing the room packed
with strange, beautiful women...Copy !req
145. ideally all of questionable moral fiber.Copy !req
146. That shouldn't be a problem.
I'll pass the word.Copy !req
147. No blondes. I detest blondes.Copy !req
148. Number four was a blonde?Copy !req
149. All of them were, except for my first.Copy !req
150. She was a raven-haired beauty.
And I did hate her the least.Copy !req
151. Hi, Mitch. Hi, Daddy.Copy !req
152. Hi, honey.Copy !req
153. I'm taking the day off.Copy !req
154. That's nice.Copy !req
155. Listen, I'm gonna need
to borrow the hotel Escalade.Copy !req
156. Our Escalade? What the heck for?Copy !req
157. Nessa, Mary, and I are going to
the desert to look for buried treasure.Copy !req
158. Buried treasure?Copy !req
159. Well, basically you're all
taking the day off then?Copy !req
160. Oh, no. Just me. They're calling in sick.Copy !req
161. Ed, we have a disturbance on the floor.Copy !req
162. You want your binky?Copy !req
163. You want your binky?Copy !req
164. What the hell is a binky anyway?Copy !req
165. A pacifier.Copy !req
166. What?Copy !req
167. Binky. Pacifier. Same thing.Copy !req
168. I didn't know you knew
anything about kids.Copy !req
169. Really? Let me just ask you a question:Copy !req
170. Do you think that Delinda
came into this world at 5-foot-9?Copy !req
171. Right.Copy !req
172. Right. So, excuse us. Sorry, everybody.Copy !req
173. Come on. Walk.Copy !req
174. How you doin'?Copy !req
175. You don't have to carry him like
a bowl of soup, like it's hot soup.Copy !req
176. Listen. I guess you're gonna make me
ask you. What's with the baby, Danny?Copy !req
177. I'm just watchin' him for a couple hours...Copy !req
178. while his mom's at a job interview.Copy !req
179. That pretty brunette
that came in this morning?Copy !req
180. Yeah. Connie. She's alone,
and I sort of owe her.Copy !req
181. And you owe her because...Copy !req
182. Her husband Kent was one of
the guys I gave the last order to.Copy !req
183. So, the guy I sent you to
talk to, how's that goin'?Copy !req
184. Good. It's helpin'.Copy !req
185. It's helpin', but Connie's
counting on me, so I got to...Copy !req
186. I'm counting on you too, Mom.Copy !req
187. I'm counting on you
not to empty out my casino...Copy !req
188. which screaming, crying babies
have a tendency to do.Copy !req
189. I think he just misses his
mom. She'll be back pretty soon.Copy !req
190. Here's your purse.Copy !req
191. Shh.Copy !req
192. Francesca, you got my message.Copy !req
193. Final bets!Copy !req
194. There's a huge party at Mystique.Copy !req
195. I can put you on the list if you want.Copy !req
196. Come on, come on!Copy !req
197. Sweetie, is your hair still red?Copy !req
198. What the hell?Copy !req
199. Good for you. See you tonight.Copy !req
200. Nice! We have a winner on black 22.Copy !req
201. I didn't come here to win.
I came here to lose.Copy !req
202. They told me roulette
was the worst odds.Copy !req
203. Okay, I'm confused.Copy !req
204. My wife will get 50% of
everything in the divorce.Copy !req
205. I plan on that being 50% of nothing.Copy !req
206. Wait, so you plan on going
broke just to screw your ex?Copy !req
207. Everything she could
come after I've already sold.Copy !req
208. I sold the tanning salons.
I sold the house.Copy !req
209. Making you totally liquid. Got it.Copy !req
210. My entire net worth
would fit in that briefcase.Copy !req
211. Do you know how freeing that feels?
It's like I'm not wearing underwear.Copy !req
212. Bernard, I have to tell you,Copy !req
213. if you plan on spending all of
that money here at the Montecito...Copy !req
214. I'm feeling a little breezy myself.Copy !req
215. Really?Copy !req
216. Shall we try craps?Copy !req
217. It even sounds like flushing
money down the toilet.Copy !req
218. Let's go lose.Copy !req
219. Oh, yes.Copy !req
220. Hey, Connie. It's Danny. Again.Copy !req
221. Listen, I haven't heard back from
you and I'm getting a little worried.Copy !req
222. So, please, call me back
as soon as you get this.Copy !req
223. How much further?Copy !req
224. Where's the navigation system?Copy !req
225. Daddy took that out. Says he
didn't like being told what to do.Copy !req
226. There's a surprise.Copy !req
227. That's the top-of-the-line
hand-held global positioning system.Copy !req
228. 256 color LCD display.Copy !req
229. I'm feeling sick.Copy !req
230. I already plugged in the coordinates
into the geographical marker.Copy !req
231. Sam's map will take us
in the rest of the way.Copy !req
232. Hey, shouldn't we pull over?Copy !req
233. She'll get over it.Copy !req
234. When we were growing up,
she complained all the way...Copy !req
235. from Cinque Terre in the Northern
Dolomites and all the way back to Rome.Copy !req
236. It's just the bumpy roads,
and the dust, and the nature.Copy !req
237. There's a pressure point in between
your thumb and the forefinger...Copy !req
238. calms the stomach.Copy !req
239. Global positioning gadgets,
pressure points...Copy !req
240. and, I might add, a backpack
that actually looks used?Copy !req
241. I had no idea
you were such a Girl Scout.Copy !req
242. Daddy sent me to survival camp
when I was 12.Copy !req
243. You're kidding.Copy !req
244. Trust me. She isn't.Copy !req
245. All the CIA dads were doing it.Copy !req
246. For their sons.Copy !req
247. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
248. Is it lost on you
that your father wanted a boy?Copy !req
249. He did not!Copy !req
250. Watch out!Copy !req
251. Hey!Copy !req
252. Now look what you made me do!Copy !req
253. You were driving!Copy !req
254. Shut up!Copy !req
255. You shut up!Copy !req
256. Great! We're stranded.Copy !req
257. We're not stranded.Copy !req
258. I mean, we are, in the technical sense.Copy !req
259. I'll just call the auto club.Copy !req
260. We're gonna be fine.Copy !req
261. Oh, my God.Copy !req
262. That's not humanly possible.Copy !req
263. Mother's not back yet?Copy !req
264. No, not yet.Copy !req
265. I'm out of here.Copy !req
266. All right. Time for a coffee break.Copy !req
267. You know what you gotta do?Copy !req
268. Throw this kid away
and get a clean one?Copy !req
269. That is somewhat funny,
but no. Just change him.Copy !req
270. What? No. You do it.Copy !req
271. Good luck, Danny. No, you do that.Copy !req
272. Me do it? Why would
I do it? It's your favor.Copy !req
273. Because you know babies. You
said Delinda was one yourself.Copy !req
274. Shut up, just shut up.Copy !req
275. Okay, get me the diaper bag.Copy !req
276. The diaper bag.Copy !req
277. Now, look, do this once, Danny
boy, and I want you to watch and learn.Copy !req
278. Only once.Copy !req
279. Okay.Copy !req
280. First, you lift the legs like this, right?Copy !req
281. Above the offending diaper.Copy !req
282. And then, take the
wipies out. The wipies!Copy !req
283. You wipe him clean.Copy !req
284. Gross. This is...Copy !req
285. I'm getting a vasectomy.Copy !req
286. Now you take the dirty wipies and
you put them into the dirty diaper...Copy !req
287. and you roll it up.Copy !req
288. Here you go.Copy !req
289. Oh, no.Copy !req
290. Now give me a clean diaper.Copy !req
291. And you lift the little guy up and
slide it right under him like that...Copy !req
292. and then you lower him
ever so gently, and there.Copy !req
293. Is that better, little guy?Copy !req
294. What about this cream?Copy !req
295. You don't have to go there.
That's only if he's got irritation.Copy !req
296. You know what?Copy !req
297. When Delinda was a baby she
had the worst diaper rash ever.Copy !req
298. Just a hunch, but she might
want to keep that within the family.Copy !req
299. She would sit around for hours
in a wet diaper.Copy !req
300. Just all smiles, not a peep. I
mean, she was really a happy baby.Copy !req
301. I'm surprised you didn't have more kids.Copy !req
302. Yeah.Copy !req
303. I kinda wish I could have had a boy.Copy !req
304. Of course, there are some drawbacks.Copy !req
305. Leave. Both of you leave.
Leave me alone. Leave me alone.Copy !req
306. I'm sure the auto club can
find us if I can just get a signal.Copy !req
307. Well, at least the vultures are gone.Copy !req
308. Buzzards. I got good news.Copy !req
309. We're only 3.4 miles northeast of
the rock formation we're looking for.Copy !req
310. That's lovely. I think you're
forgetting that we have a flat tire.Copy !req
311. Maybe we should just leave the car here.Copy !req
312. We're gonna have to hoof it
part of the way anyway.Copy !req
313. Is it not apparent that I don't hoof?Copy !req
314. You want to stay behind? That's cool.Copy !req
315. Mary and I'll split it two ways.Copy !req
316. You are manipulative.Copy !req
317. Okay, maybe if we move
I can get a signal.Copy !req
318. And if we can't,
I'll change the tire myself...Copy !req
319. when we get back with the silver.Copy !req
320. You can fix this?Copy !req
321. Yup.Copy !req
322. Good thing Daddy convinced me to
take auto shop instead of home ec.Copy !req
323. I'm calling my lawyer, Bernie.Copy !req
324. Good. May I dial for you?Copy !req
325. Here, let's just put this down
for 12, hard ways. Boxcars.Copy !req
326. That's what you'll be living in: A boxcar.Copy !req
327. Carlos, I don't care what it is,
as long as it's here by 10:00.Copy !req
328. Just get my lawyer on the phone now.Copy !req
329. See? Now I owe you.Copy !req
330. Bernard is in Vegas.Copy !req
331. Yeah, baby! Nothin'!Copy !req
332. Can I get you anything?Copy !req
333. What's with Mr. And Mrs.
Melanoma over there?Copy !req
334. Bitter divorce.Copy !req
335. He's trying to throw all their
money away so she can't have any.Copy !req
336. Really? That's some kinda genius.Copy !req
337. Is he losin'?Copy !req
338. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
339. I guess we should be happy then.Copy !req
340. We should.Copy !req
341. Snake eyes!Copy !req
342. Snake eyes in honor
of the old ball and chain.Copy !req
343. Divorce?Copy !req
344. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
345. Look at this. You know the house
you had your eyes on in Malibu?Copy !req
346. I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
347. Oh, no, no. Get off me.Copy !req
348. Watch the plugs! Watch the plugs!Copy !req
349. I'm sorry I ever met you.Copy !req
350. It's a little late to apologize now.Copy !req
351. Do you think there are snakes out here?Copy !req
352. Just the diamondback...Copy !req
353. or the southwestern speckled rattler.Copy !req
354. They tend to favor rocky, hilly areas.Copy !req
355. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
356. No. They definitely like
the rocks and the hills.Copy !req
357. I have to go the little girls' room.Copy !req
358. I have a tissue.Copy !req
359. Oh, no! What?Copy !req
360. The cap's fallen off my water.Copy !req
361. Wonderful.Copy !req
362. Did you have to go to the "little"
girls' room, or the "big" girls' room?Copy !req
363. Use this.Copy !req
364. "Krielcamp Properties."
This is your rent check.Copy !req
365. Yeah, well it's paper. It's
better than using leaves, right?Copy !req
366. Thank you, but I think I'll wait.Copy !req
367. Nice choice with the kittens
and puppies though.Copy !req
368. Thank you. Yeah, it's from
the new SPCA series.Copy !req
369. It's cute! Yeah.Copy !req
370. Can we move now, please?Copy !req
371. Did you just stomp?Copy !req
372. For emphasis. We're losing light.Copy !req
373. Isn't that what we're looking for?Copy !req
374. This is it.Copy !req
375. We're gonna be rich.Copy !req
376. "Take a bearing at 35 degrees
and travel 10 paces."Copy !req
377. And there we'll find the silver.Copy !req
378. I have a problem.Copy !req
379. Yeah, I can see that.Copy !req
380. Connie's been gone for four hours.Copy !req
381. I've left her several messages.
I even called the hospital.Copy !req
382. That don't sound right.Copy !req
383. A mother doesn't
leave her baby that long.Copy !req
384. She had a job interview?Copy !req
385. Stoner Sacks. I called there, too.Copy !req
386. Yeah? And when did they say she left?Copy !req
387. She didn't. According to them,
she never even had an interview.Copy !req
388. When I put that all together...Copy !req
389. I guess she chose to disappear.Copy !req
390. Eight, nine, ten.Copy !req
391. How do you know how
wide to make each step?Copy !req
392. I think it's just a full stride.Copy !req
393. Not if your legs are freakishly
short. No way that's really 10 paces.Copy !req
394. My legs aren't freakishly
short. My inseam is 32 inches.Copy !req
395. Mine's 34 inches.Copy !req
396. I could kill you with this shovel
right now and then bury you with it.Copy !req
397. Bring it on, stumpy.Copy !req
398. That is it!Copy !req
399. I have had it with you two!Copy !req
400. What's wrong?Copy !req
401. I knew you grew up in the same
house together, you had a few issues.Copy !req
402. I had no idea you
actually hated one another.Copy !req
403. Someone's a little grumpy.Copy !req
404. She has to poop.Copy !req
405. Danny, I checked that cellphone
of Connie's you gave me...Copy !req
406. and apparently the last two outgoing
calls were to numbers here in Vegas.Copy !req
407. Whose numbers were they?Copy !req
408. It was an escort service, Danny.Copy !req
409. Look, the poor woman,
she loses her husband...Copy !req
410. has to raise her baby by herself...Copy !req
411. add some financial troubles, and...Copy !req
412. Financial problems?Copy !req
413. Yeah, when you and Kent
were recalled this last time...Copy !req
414. I guess the business went south, and...Copy !req
415. obviously military pay
couldn't cover the costs...Copy !req
416. and the bank repossessed the house.Copy !req
417. I don't get it, man. I mean, why me?Copy !req
418. Why not somebody who
knows somethin' about kids?Copy !req
419. A brother? A sister? Anybody?Copy !req
420. Her parents live in Denver.
They're on their way out now.Copy !req
421. Didn't they know somethin' was wrong?Copy !req
422. They do now.Copy !req
423. Come on. Where're we goin'?Copy !req
424. The escort service. I know the place.Copy !req
425. I've been throwing those
girls out of here for years.Copy !req
426. What about Carter?Copy !req
427. It's all right. Mike'll watch him.Copy !req
428. Mike will?Copy !req
429. Yes, Mike will.Copy !req
430. You're gonna have to feed him.
He doesn't like anything green.Copy !req
431. I'd go with the butternut squash.Copy !req
432. Dude, you're killing me here.Copy !req
433. Okay, little man. Let's talk.Copy !req
434. We got to come up with some
kind of understanding here, okay?Copy !req
435. Ground rules.Copy !req
436. Otherwise, this isn't going
to work out. You get me?Copy !req
437. That is such a cute baby.Copy !req
438. Oh, my gosh. I didn't know
you liked babies.Copy !req
439. Who, me? I love them.Copy !req
440. What was that?Copy !req
441. Just a coyote.Copy !req
442. How do you know it wasn't just a wolf?Copy !req
443. Who cares? I don't
want to see either one.Copy !req
444. A wolf is technically more ferocious...Copy !req
445. much larger, and capable of
taking down a full-grown adult.Copy !req
446. That wasn't a wolf. Are you sure?Copy !req
447. There are no wolves in Nevada.
At least I don't think there are.Copy !req
448. Guys, it's gonna be getting dark soon.Copy !req
449. I think we should get the hell out of here.Copy !req
450. I think we should keep digging.Copy !req
451. I think we should take a vote.Copy !req
452. Okay. All in favor
of being wuss-ass girls...Copy !req
453. and scurrying back to the car like a
bunch of prisses, raise their hands.Copy !req
454. My baby? I wish.Copy !req
455. He is adorable, isn't he?Copy !req
456. No, I'm just babysitting.
I don't know, I love kids.Copy !req
457. Very, very, very paternal.Copy !req
458. Hey, I found this down the hall.Copy !req
459. Man, I just turned my head for a second.Copy !req
460. Yeah.Copy !req
461. Okay, maybe for a minute.Copy !req
462. Whatever. Want to take it please?Copy !req
463. Take him. Take him.Copy !req
464. Okay. Listen, have you seen Ed?Copy !req
465. I need to talk to him
about Bernard's divorce party.Copy !req
466. He's with Danny, looking for his mother.Copy !req
467. Ain't that right, big man?
Ain't that right? Let's go fishing.Copy !req
468. I got to hand it to you. You pulled it off.Copy !req
469. As the kids say, this place rocks.Copy !req
470. I am so glad you're happy.Copy !req
471. Well, happier than Tad and Antonio.Copy !req
472. Yes.Copy !req
473. Cold feet an hour before the
wedding. They're better off.Copy !req
474. I hope you didn't give me
a discount on that thing.Copy !req
475. Absolutely not, no discounts
for you. Only full price.Copy !req
476. You know? That's what I like
about you. You know how to treat me.Copy !req
477. I'm gonna miss you when I'm broke.Copy !req
478. We're looking for this girl.
Her name is Connie.Copy !req
479. How did you get this address? We
are strictly phone and internet here.Copy !req
480. Where is she?Copy !req
481. She's not available.Copy !req
482. You sent her out?Copy !req
483. That's confidential, to protect the girls.Copy !req
484. Maybe we should pin a medal
on this guy.Copy !req
485. What? Stanley, is it? Yeah.Copy !req
486. We're kinda short on time, so I thought
maybe we could step this up a little bit.Copy !req
487. Where is Connie Beckner?Copy !req
488. Listen, all right, I took care of her.Copy !req
489. It's her first time,
she was a little nervous...Copy !req
490. so I set her up with Harvey.
He's an older guy.Copy !req
491. Two drinks and those seniors
rarely close the deal.Copy !req
492. I want an address.Copy !req
493. Wait! He wanted to have dinner
first. He likes to talk. Go figure.Copy !req
494. If she was comfortable, they
were going back to his room...Copy !req
495. at the Desert Valley. Bungalow 2.Copy !req
496. Okay. You can handle this
on your own. He's an older guy.Copy !req
497. Here you go, Stanley.Copy !req
498. How can there be no jack
in a $60,000 car?Copy !req
499. I don't know.Copy !req
500. Why is a nickel bigger than a dime?Copy !req
501. Check, please.Copy !req
502. So, conveniently, you didn't look
to make sure there was a tire kit...Copy !req
503. but you had the presence of
mind to bring sleeping bags.Copy !req
504. You planned this, didn't you?Copy !req
505. Please. I'm missing a seaweed
wrap at the spa as we speak.Copy !req
506. The rent check. In your backpack.Copy !req
507. Give it to me now.Copy !req
508. I already cashed it in.Copy !req
509. Great.Copy !req
510. No toilet paper. No phone. No food.Copy !req
511. But what is there no shortage of?Copy !req
512. Wolves.Copy !req
513. Coyotes.Copy !req
514. And don't worry about food.
We can't starve.Copy !req
515. Did you know that there are more than
20 grams of protein in a single cricket?Copy !req
516. You, shut your pie hole.Copy !req
517. Great. Now I want pie.Copy !req
518. And, you, give me that bandana.Copy !req
519. This is not a bandana. This is Hermes.Copy !req
520. Now.Copy !req
521. We've had some good times.Copy !req
522. I think we'll both feel better
with a little bubbly, don't you?Copy !req
523. Okay.Copy !req
524. Danny? What are you doing here?Copy !req
525. I was just gonna ask you the same thing.Copy !req
526. I don't know who you are, but
you're sort of on my dime here.Copy !req
527. I'm her husband.Copy !req
528. Her what?Copy !req
529. But she's...Copy !req
530. She's a mother. That's what she is.Copy !req
531. Danny, please.Copy !req
532. Listen, I was just looking
for a little company.Copy !req
533. I don't want any trouble.Copy !req
534. Maybe I should give you two
a little privacy.Copy !req
535. Thank you. I'm sorry.Copy !req
536. I am, too, my dear.Copy !req
537. So, when were you gonna come
back for your son, Connie? Tonight?Copy !req
538. Maybe next week? Maybe never?Copy !req
539. Bernard, have you thought this through?Copy !req
540. I mean, you're going to
have nothing, as in, no things.Copy !req
541. I don't really see you sleeping on percale.Copy !req
542. You strike me as a 600
thread count kind of guy.Copy !req
543. Well, I started with nothing. Lean,
mean, well, maybe a little pale.Copy !req
544. But they were, you know, good times.Copy !req
545. Look, I got a lot of money
stashed in a Swiss account.Copy !req
546. I knew it.Copy !req
547. So Katy sees you lose everything...Copy !req
548. fires all her lawyers, and just leaves.Copy !req
549. I hop on a flight to Switzerland
where everybody is... Blonde?Copy !req
550. Wait a minute. Is that irony
or is that something else?Copy !req
551. That is a brilliant plan. Cruel and brilliant.Copy !req
552. Sadly, love is a little of both.Copy !req
553. Fortunately, I wouldn't know.Copy !req
554. If you ask me, love is a sucker's bet.Copy !req
555. And you and all your little games...Copy !req
556. as, understand, as
profitable as they are for me...Copy !req
557. and as fun as they are for
you, only prove my point.Copy !req
558. Samantha? Yes.Copy !req
559. I can promise you one thing.Copy !req
560. One day, some tanned young man...Copy !req
561. will sweep you off your feet and
you'll be so intoxicated with passion...Copy !req
562. that you'll just take that bet...Copy !req
563. but it's only a sucker's bet...Copy !req
564. if you forget to hide at least
half of it from the one you love.Copy !req
565. Who is that redhead?Copy !req
566. Trying to take care of Carter
and trying to pay bills...Copy !req
567. and time to miss Kent, to grieve him...Copy !req
568. that time's a luxury.Copy !req
569. Why didn't you just ask me for help?Copy !req
570. Because I have all this debt
I can't pay back...Copy !req
571. and a few bucks from
your wallet isn't gonna help.Copy !req
572. I'll get you a job, Connie. A
place to stay. We'll figure this out.Copy !req
573. A minimum wage job is all I qualify for.Copy !req
574. I can make $1,000 a night doing this.Copy !req
575. Being a hooker?Copy !req
576. You think this is what I want?Copy !req
577. I didn't choose this. It chose me.Copy !req
578. It's the only thing I can do to earn
enough to get myself out of debt.Copy !req
579. And when I'm done, I'll come back and
get Carter, and give him what he needs.Copy !req
580. What he deserves.Copy !req
581. So until then,
you just hand him off to me...Copy !req
582. and just say see you later?Copy !req
583. How can you just walk away
from your son?Copy !req
584. I know he'll be safe with you.Copy !req
585. You don't know anything about me.Copy !req
586. Kent told me that you wanted a family...Copy !req
587. that you were coming home to
propose to the girl next door. Mary.Copy !req
588. Kent said that?Copy !req
589. He also told me that
you were strong and kind...Copy !req
590. a decent man.Copy !req
591. I figured who better to leave
my son with? Just for a little while.Copy !req
592. What about your parents?Copy !req
593. I can't call them.Copy !req
594. Why?Copy !req
595. What did they do to you...Copy !req
596. that you can't ask them for
help on somethin' like this?Copy !req
597. They didn't approve of Kent.Copy !req
598. They didn't even show up
for our wedding.Copy !req
599. But Carter is their grandson.Copy !req
600. Yeah, well they don't
even know he exists.Copy !req
601. They do now.Copy !req
602. They're on their way out.Copy !req
603. No. I can't face them.Copy !req
604. Connie, they're obviously
worried about you.Copy !req
605. They love you.Copy !req
606. Come back with me. I know you're
nervous about it, but they're your parents.Copy !req
607. Come on.Copy !req
608. I can't.Copy !req
609. You know those stars
are four light years away.Copy !req
610. We're looking at light
from the year 2000.Copy !req
611. A shooting star.Copy !req
612. Did you see it, D?Copy !req
613. I think you're right.Copy !req
614. Daddy really did want a son.Copy !req
615. He didn't. I was just being snarky.Copy !req
616. We don't have that "click."Copy !req
617. You see him with Danny.
Click, click, click.Copy !req
618. Sweetie, what they have...Copy !req
619. it isn't better. It's just different.Copy !req
620. I want Daddy and me to be close...Copy !req
621. you know, like George Jetson
and daughter Judy...Copy !req
622. or Cliff Huxtable and what's-her-name.Copy !req
623. The one who married Lenny Kravitz.Copy !req
624. Lisa Bonet?Copy !req
625. Yeah.Copy !req
626. You do realize that none
of those people are real.Copy !req
627. They're characters on TV shows.Copy !req
628. So?Copy !req
629. They were still close.Copy !req
630. The man lights up
whenever you walk into a room.Copy !req
631. How much closer can you get?Copy !req
632. You really think he lights up?Copy !req
633. Definitely.Copy !req
634. I mean, I guess if he did want a son...Copy !req
635. they would have just had
another baby, right?Copy !req
636. There you go. You were enough.Copy !req
637. Yeah.Copy !req
638. Unless there was some sort of
fertility issue.Copy !req
639. Did you hear that?Copy !req
640. What? Like the heavy
footsteps of a rapist?Copy !req
641. Yeah, that.Copy !req
642. Ladies.Copy !req
643. It's Clint Black.Copy !req
644. You're Clint Black.Copy !req
645. Yeah, I didn't mean to scare y'all.Copy !req
646. I'm staying at
a friend's ranch over here...Copy !req
647. and saw the light from your fire...Copy !req
648. and just got a little curious.Copy !req
649. Excuse me, did you just say "ranch"?Copy !req
650. Yeah. I'm doin' a concert
tomorrow night...Copy !req
651. and I don't go in for
all the glitz and glamour...Copy !req
652. so I like to stay out here.Copy !req
653. Boy, y'all really tore that tire up.Copy !req
654. We don't have a jack.Copy !req
655. Well, that's no good.Copy !req
656. I tell you what, I can get one
and fix that for y'all in the mornin'...Copy !req
657. but the question is
what to do with y'all tonight?Copy !req
658. I think you should probably cash out.Copy !req
659. Right?Copy !req
660. You're absolutely right. I'll cash out.Copy !req
661. Half of that is mine.Copy !req
662. She's back.Copy !req
663. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
664. Fifty-fifty, Bernie. That's the law.Copy !req
665. She's right, Bernard. Give her share.Copy !req
666. Gold digging to the end, I see.
Well, here you are, 100 big ones.Copy !req
667. Don't spend it all in the same place.Copy !req
668. You're an ass. Bye-bye.Copy !req
669. Tell it walking, sweetheart. Samantha?Copy !req
670. Yes.Copy !req
671. It's been a pleasure.
I'm sorry to rush off...Copy !req
672. but I told Francesca I'd meet her...Copy !req
673. Francesca. Redhead Francesca...Copy !req
674. from the party?Copy !req
675. The first moment I saw her I knew we
had a certain, you know, je ne sais quoi.Copy !req
676. Fear of being alone?Copy !req
677. Exactly.Copy !req
678. Do you think she's a real redhead?Copy !req
679. Let's not think about that.Copy !req
680. No.Copy !req
681. Remind me not to get a vasectomy.Copy !req
682. Remind me not to get married.Copy !req
683. No, he's not mine. I wish.Copy !req
684. No, just call me "Uncle Mike."Copy !req
685. What's your name? Zoe.Copy !req
686. Zoe? You're kidding. I love that name.Copy !req
687. If I had a girl, I'd name her Zoe.Copy !req
688. Really?Copy !req
689. Hey, have you seen the girls?
They should be back by now.Copy !req
690. No, I haven't seen them. Now
am-scray on my par-tay, will you?Copy !req
691. You're killing my action. Zoe. Zoe. Zoe.Copy !req
692. I think he likes you, Zoe.Copy !req
693. Hey. I'm back.Copy !req
694. Great. So, how was the scavenger hunt?Copy !req
695. Treasure hunt, Dad.Copy !req
696. Right, treasure. How was that?Copy !req
697. Tell you about it over dinner?Copy !req
698. Dinner? Great. Yeah.Copy !req
699. We'll go see the Clint
Black show afterwards.Copy !req
700. I've already seen it. But I'll see it again.Copy !req
701. But wait a minute.Copy !req
702. How could you have already
seen it if it's one night only?Copy !req
703. I'll tell you all about it. But
I've gotta talk to Sam first.Copy !req
704. Hey.Copy !req
705. Hey, you're back.Copy !req
706. Yes. Yes, we are.Copy !req
707. I was worried about you guys.Copy !req
708. So, you didn't find any silver?Copy !req
709. Look at our faces. Do we look rich?Copy !req
710. So I guess they don't call
'em legends for nothing.Copy !req
711. I hate to say I told you so, but
remember when I warned you?Copy !req
712. Remember when I was right?Copy !req
713. Good-bye.Copy !req
714. Jerry, give us a couple of doublesCopy !req
715. of my special stash there, will you?Copy !req
716. Yes, sir.Copy !req
717. If you're going to try to make
me feel better, don't bother.Copy !req
718. Now why the hell would I
do something like that?Copy !req
719. I mean, the truth is that
everything turned out okay...Copy !req
720. so we should enjoy that
for a while, you know?Copy !req
721. It's just that little baby, Carter.Copy !req
722. Kent would have been
a great dad to that kid...Copy !req
723. and now his son will never know it.Copy !req
724. Well, he will know it. I mean, when
he grows older, you'll tell him about it.Copy !req
725. How's that?Copy !req
726. Yeah. Yeah. I could do that.Copy !req
727. All right.Copy !req
728. Anyway, you know before, when I said...Copy !req
729. you know, I always wanted a son?Copy !req
730. Well, if I had one,
he'd be about your age.Copy !req
731. And I would have been
real proud of him...Copy !req
732. if he handled stuff the way you did.Copy !req
733. I'll see you later.Copy !req