1. Hi.Copy !req
2. Mike, hi. Can I ask you a question?Copy !req
3. Sure.Copy !req
4. What do you think about a girl
asking a guy out on a date?Copy !req
5. Mary, we males can be extremely
complicated concerning dating rites.Copy !req
6. Tell me something I don't know.Copy !req
7. For instance, it's okay to say,
"You wanna hook up some time?"Copy !req
8. Because then the guy
knows he's... Going to get laid.Copy !req
9. Yeah. Well, there's
that, which is great. Right.Copy !req
10. But I was thinking it's more informal.Copy !req
11. The word "date" implies certain
connotations which tend to have...Copy !req
12. ill effects on the male species.
When a lady asks a guy out...Copy !req
13. you know she's thinking
quiet dinner, slow dancing...Copy !req
14. holding hands in the moonlight, maybe...Copy !req
15. catch a sunrise. All
that romantic stuff. But...Copy !req
16. when a guy asks a lady out,
he's thinkin'...Copy !req
17. Am I going to get laid?Copy !req
18. Yeah, pretty much.Copy !req
19. Too many whales, not
enough ocean. Excuse me.Copy !req
20. Snoop, you okay?
You need anything? Good.Copy !req
21. Sam. Jillian!Copy !req
22. Is our suite ready?Copy !req
23. Your suite...Copy !req
24. Ed didn't tell you, did he?Copy !req
25. Of course he told me.Copy !req
26. It must have slipped my mind.Copy !req
27. Have you met Snoop Dogg?
Snoop, this is Jillian, Ed Deline's wife.Copy !req
28. How nice to meet you, Mr. Dogg.Copy !req
29. Mrs. Deline, you are quite fine.Copy !req
30. Thank you.Copy !req
31. Ed, we have a problem.Copy !req
32. What brings you to the Montecito?Copy !req
33. I'm scouting locations
for my video. And you?Copy !req
34. Having our floors refinished.Copy !req
35. Might I suggest a walnut finish?Copy !req
36. It's real classic looking. You
know, old-world twist on it, but...Copy !req
37. it's strong enough
for you and your posse.Copy !req
38. Thank you.Copy !req
39. Hi, honey...Copy !req
40. Hey, run away from home?Copy !req
41. Have you met Mr. Dogg?Copy !req
42. Hey. Big Ed.Copy !req
43. How you doin', baby? How you doin'?Copy !req
44. I'm all right.Copy !req
45. Well, I'll catch you later,
D-O-Double-Gizzle.Copy !req
46. You forgot that we were having
the floors finished.Copy !req
47. No, I didn't, actually.Copy !req
48. We've had a reservation for six months.Copy !req
49. A reservation?Copy !req
50. Honey, this guy is an artist.
He's very hard to get.Copy !req
51. I mean, he doesn't do just
anybody's floors. He chose us!Copy !req
52. He chose us? Yes.Copy !req
53. Sam, we're going to check in
for two weeks.Copy !req
54. Two weeks. Two weeks?Copy !req
55. And since you're the president,Copy !req
56. we should have the presidential suite.Copy !req
57. Yes, of course.Copy !req
58. Ed.Copy !req
59. Did you invite the whole neighborhood?Copy !req
60. Can you speak to me
now for a second. I'm sorry.Copy !req
61. We have a problem.
We're completely overbooked.Copy !req
62. Then your boy Danny just gave away our last
two suites to the relatively hot cop...Copy !req
63. and the bitchy mortician from Boston.Copy !req
64. Play nice, Sam, nice.Copy !req
65. Of course.Copy !req
66. She's in my town now.Copy !req
67. Put down your gun, I mean it.Copy !req
68. Woody...Copy !req
69. Now!Copy !req
70. Madeline, stay calm. We
don't want to hurt you, all right?Copy !req
71. Okay.Copy !req
72. Nobody's going to do anything.
Just put the gun down.Copy !req
73. Back away! I don't want to hear you talk.Copy !req
74. Put down the gun.Copy !req
75. I said, put the gun down!Copy !req
76. How many?Copy !req
77. Two, no one!Copy !req
78. You okay? Yeah.Copy !req
79. You okay? Yes!Copy !req
80. I'll cover you.Copy !req
81. Go! Go!Copy !req
82. So, how do you like Vegas so far?Copy !req
83. Kind of reminds me of home.Copy !req
84. Besides being out of your jurisdiction...Copy !req
85. and illegally discharging weapons...Copy !req
86. you're interfering with my case.Copy !req
87. First, my gun is registered.
Second, your case?Copy !req
88. My case. In case you haven't noticed...Copy !req
89. you're in Vegas, not Boston.
Det. Perez, we're just trying...Copy !req
90. to preserve the chain of
evidence in a murder investigation.Copy !req
91. A murder that took place in
Vegas makes it my jurisdiction.Copy !req
92. He died in Boston. He's ours.Copy !req
93. We've been followin'
Tommy O'Brien for weeks.Copy !req
94. I remember that little story.
You never explained why.Copy !req
95. Because of his propensity
to take his winnings in cash.Copy !req
96. That's why we marked it.Copy !req
97. Excuse my ignorance about all
things Vegas, but is cash no longer...Copy !req
98. considered a legitimate form
of currency here?Copy !req
99. In casinos, they don't like to pay
out more than $10,000 in cash.Copy !req
100. It's a paperwork and IRS thing.Copy !req
101. I'm putting out an APB
on Madeline Pillsbury.Copy !req
102. Your suspect's no longer
just a suspect, she's a target.Copy !req
103. Is it always this hot here?Copy !req
104. Did I have to do some whale
herdin' and fancy footwork to get you...Copy !req
105. this presidential suite, sir.Copy !req
106. Well, thank you.Copy !req
107. You know, honey,
we never go on vacation.Copy !req
108. I think I'm going to make this
a mini-vacation.Copy !req
109. I agree.Copy !req
110. I'm going to slip into
something more comfortable.Copy !req
111. See you.Copy !req
112. Sam, hold it. Don't go.Copy !req
113. I need you to stay
to keep Jillian company.Copy !req
114. Oh, I'm sorry, big guy...Copy !req
115. but I think your wife
has something else in mind.Copy !req
116. Listen, you don't understand.Copy !req
117. It's two weeks, it's my wife...Copy !req
118. I've got a stockholders'
report due. Please.Copy !req
119. Bye-bye.Copy !req
120. Hey, sweetie, listen.Copy !req
121. I got to run downstairs to the office.Copy !req
122. I got a lot of work to do.
I'll check you later, okay?Copy !req
123. It's time to christen the presidential bed...Copy !req
124. Mr. President.Copy !req
125. Wow, that's nice.Copy !req
126. Honey, it's just the middle of the
afternoon. I got a lot of work to do.Copy !req
127. Okay.Copy !req
128. Honey, people could see us.Copy !req
129. You have cameras in the room? I
don't think so. You don't, do you?Copy !req
130. No. There are no cameras in the room.Copy !req
131. Then lighten up, lover.Copy !req
132. Oh, well.Copy !req
133. Oh, well.Copy !req
134. Oh, God.Copy !req
135. No they...Copy !req
136. Yo! Mr. D!Copy !req
137. Why are you and Mrs. D.
Doing the big nasty in my suite?Copy !req
138. But why would she steal
her own money?Copy !req
139. As Tommy's wife,
she's entitled to it anyway.Copy !req
140. Unless she knew sooner or
later we'd figure out she killed him.Copy !req
141. Maybe the money
belongs to somebody else.Copy !req
142. Tommy could've been gambling on
someone else's dime and got greedy.Copy !req
143. Which'd explain why she's here
in Vegas, to pay them off.Copy !req
144. If she's bringing the money
back to pay somebody off...Copy !req
145. why was he shootin' at her?Copy !req
146. She wanted to get rid
of the only witness...Copy !req
147. maybe keep the money herself,
I don't know.Copy !req
148. Maybe he wasn't shooting at her.Copy !req
149. Maybe he was shooting at one of us.Copy !req
150. You guys haven't been in Vegas
long enough to piss anybody off.Copy !req
151. Maybe it was Col. Mustard
with the candlestick in the kitchen.Copy !req
152. I mean, come on, guys,
this is pretty ridiculous...Copy !req
153. even by Vegas standards. A whale
Sam poached from Caesars' dies...Copy !req
154. on a Montecito jet in Boston...Copy !req
155. with $3 million handcuffed to his wrist.Copy !req
156. Danny and Sam are accused of murder.Copy !req
157. Obviously, they didn't do it.Copy !req
158. It turns out to be the dead guy's wife...Copy !req
159. who poisoned him with laced cocaine.Copy !req
160. She goes to Boston...Copy !req
161. steals the $3 million,
which legally belongs to her.Copy !req
162. She comes back to Vegas
with poisoned cookies?Copy !req
163. Chocolate chip.Copy !req
164. Poisoned chocolate-chip
cookies, the $3 million...Copy !req
165. and a loaded gun,
which she doesn't use...Copy !req
166. because someone is shooting
at her, or you two, or Danny.Copy !req
167. Hey, boys. Send out
that Madeline's picture.Copy !req
168. I want to get some of the guys out
there to circulate it by hand, will you?Copy !req
169. So you know...Copy !req
170. this town has more cameras per cap
it a than anywhere else in the world.Copy !req
171. Please.Copy !req
172. Someone's always watchin'.Copy !req
173. I'll make sure not to scratch
myself or pick my nose.Copy !req
174. Yes, good luck.Copy !req
175. If this Madeline shows up anywhere...Copy !req
176. shopping center, casino,
anywhere, we'll be the first to know.Copy !req
177. Great. Thanks.Copy !req
178. All right, well, I think being
shot at allows us a break.Copy !req
179. I'm gonna go try my luck in
the casino. How about it, Jordan?Copy !req
180. No thanks, actually, I think I'm going
to check out the pool. I hear it's topless.Copy !req
181. Whatever turns you on.Copy !req
182. Oh, God. I'm sorry.
Don't scream, it's just me.Copy !req
183. Yeah.Copy !req
184. It's my wife...Copy !req
185. you just got to hide me one second.Copy !req
186. Okay.Copy !req
187. Okay.Copy !req
188. This place is just weird.Copy !req
189. Have you seen Ed?
We have big room problems.Copy !req
190. He's in Bella Sera.
It's good to see you, Mrs...Copy !req
191. Danny, got a sec?Copy !req
192. Sure. What's up?Copy !req
193. Since we are technically,
kind of engaged...Copy !req
194. sort of, and we've never
actually been out on a date...Copy !req
195. and you obviously can't take a hint...Copy !req
196. I would like to ask you out...Copy !req
197. on a date.Copy !req
198. Technically, we have been on a date. No.Copy !req
199. Seventh grade, we went for ice cream.Copy !req
200. You took the entire seventh-grade
class out for ice cream.Copy !req
201. Yeah.Copy !req
202. Remember? You stole all that
money from my father, and you...Copy !req
203. had to hide the evidence, so you
bought ice cream for everybody.Copy !req
204. Let's go on a date.Copy !req
205. Friday night?Copy !req
206. Okay.Copy !req
207. Friday. Okay.Copy !req
208. Okay.Copy !req
209. You're not going to
keep wearing that, are you?Copy !req
210. What's wrong with it? It's all I've got.Copy !req
211. I'm sure it's very nice in Boston,
but it just doesn't work in Vegas.Copy !req
212. It's either this or go naked.Copy !req
213. Naked works in Vegas.Copy !req
214. Mikey?Copy !req
215. Mary just asked me out on a date.Copy !req
216. Yeah.Copy !req
217. I kind of saw that one coming.Copy !req
218. You okay? Yeah.Copy !req
219. You sure? Yeah.Copy !req
220. Because it looks like
you're hyperventilating.Copy !req
221. I'm not hyperventilating.
You want to sit down?Copy !req
222. Yeah, maybe I should.Copy !req
223. Yeah, maybe you should sit down.Copy !req
224. How are you going to marry the
girl, if you can't go out on a date?Copy !req
225. I don't know.Copy !req
226. I do know that I love her. I do.Copy !req
227. Because when I was there,
and the bullets were flying,Copy !req
228. all I could think about was her.Copy !req
229. Now that I'm back, it's
like just everything is...Copy !req
230. You thought you'd get married, move
into the house with a white-picket fence...Copy !req
231. and everything would be fine? Yeah.Copy !req
232. Doesn't work that way, my friend.Copy !req
233. I don't profess to be a psychologist...Copy !req
234. but I do know a thing or two
about psychology.Copy !req
235. Of course you do.Copy !req
236. What you're experiencing is a little panic.Copy !req
237. In this case, brought on by what we
in the business like to call "cold feet."Copy !req
238. Cold feet? That's what you think this is?Copy !req
239. Either that, or you're messed
up beyond my help. Now...Copy !req
240. I'm putting Tommy O'Brien's
last 48 hours onscreen.Copy !req
241. Are you okay with that? Yes.Copy !req
242. You can handle that. Let's do it.Copy !req
243. All right.Copy !req
244. My father will never allow you to
shoot your video in the surveillance room.Copy !req
245. But it's my new single.Copy !req
246. I'll have naked ladies
on every monitor up in here.Copy !req
247. Yeah. It's not going to happen.Copy !req
248. What about the sports book?Copy !req
249. And two naked ladies on every screen?Copy !req
250. Bust. Bust. Bust. No! No.Copy !req
251. How do you do it? Twenty-one
every time. Come on.Copy !req
252. I'm broke. I'm tapped.Copy !req
253. Hey, Sam. Hey.Copy !req
254. Do you think I could get a line of credit?Copy !req
255. Absolutely.Copy !req
256. Great, because I am one hand
away from my Vegas lucky streak.Copy !req
257. No! I've never seen anyone lose so fast.Copy !req
258. He's lost every hand he's played.Copy !req
259. Don't be so negative.
Just means I'm due.Copy !req
260. I think the man knows
what he's talking about.Copy !req
261. Please give him his line of credit.Copy !req
262. I think the man's gone a little
Vegas crazy, but don't mind me.Copy !req
263. Did you just ask for a line of credit?Copy !req
264. Jordan, go away.Copy !req
265. I can hold some of these for you.Copy !req
266. Jordan, stop. Go away, okay?Copy !req
267. You heard him. Go away, Jordan.Copy !req
268. Let it ride. Yes.Copy !req
269. Here we go. Okay, 10, nice high card.Copy !req
270. That's a good start. Here
we go, high card, come on.Copy !req
271. Twenty. Stay.Copy !req
272. Luck be a lady. Here we go. Okay, bust.Copy !req
273. Get out of here. Bust.Copy !req
274. No. Twenty-one.Copy !req
275. No. No. No. No. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
276. Easy come, easy go.Copy !req
277. You actually enjoy taking
people's money, don't you?Copy !req
278. I'd really enjoy taking your money.Copy !req
279. Maybe you should try a different game.Copy !req
280. Yes. That is a great idea.
That is a terrific idea.Copy !req
281. Why don't we check out
the pool? It's topless.Copy !req
282. Stop touching me, okay? I'm
beginning to think you're bad luck.Copy !req
283. I'm going to have to
agree with him, Jordan.Copy !req
284. How much money
do you have left, sweetie?Copy !req
285. I have $5.Copy !req
286. Perfect.Copy !req
287. This is exactly what they
want you to do, Woody.Copy !req
288. Jordan, stop, okay?Copy !req
289. I'm gonna win. I have to.Copy !req
290. I just won. What did I just win?Copy !req
291. You just won a Viper. I won this car?Copy !req
292. This one. I won this Viper?Copy !req
293. Yeah!Copy !req
294. I just won this car! I just won
this car! Who's your daddy?Copy !req
295. You arranged for that
to happen, didn't you?Copy !req
296. That would be against the law.Copy !req
297. I love Vegas!
What other games can we play?Copy !req
298. Well, with this car as collateral...Copy !req
299. I can give you up to $100,000 credit...Copy !req
300. and then we can play
whatever game you'd like.Copy !req
301. Woody, for the love of God,
quit while you're ahead.Copy !req
302. Don't listen to her.
She's bad luck, remember?Copy !req
303. We have to close.Copy !req
304. Good, take her away.Copy !req
305. You know what, Jordan? I think my
Vegas lucky streak has just begun.Copy !req
306. I'm going to take that credit.Copy !req
307. That's my boy!Copy !req
308. Woody.Copy !req
309. Please don't call me Woody anymore.Copy !req
310. Please refer to me as The Woodman.Copy !req
311. Tommy O'Brien.Copy !req
312. The dead guy from Boston.Copy !req
313. The man sure is going into
and out of a lot of suites.Copy !req
314. That blond he's with
is definitely not his wife.Copy !req
315. Know what they say, what
happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.Copy !req
316. And apparently dies in Boston.
Any of them his suite?Copy !req
317. Nope.Copy !req
318. Pull up the names of the
guests registered in the suites...Copy !req
319. that Tommy and this blond girl visited.Copy !req
320. They're all registered to a Ronnie Sugar.Copy !req
321. Anyone else entering
or exiting the suites?Copy !req
322. Three other couples,
all whales and their wives...Copy !req
323. except for this old dude.Copy !req
324. I'll run a facial on him now.Copy !req
325. The old dude's Ronnie Sugar.Copy !req
326. You know him?Copy !req
327. He's a Vegas mob holdover.Copy !req
328. Ronnie's booked
another suite for tonight.Copy !req
329. Well, we better find out what's going on.Copy !req
330. This guy's the kind of guy that don't
give up anything unless he has to.Copy !req
331. Well, then maybe
you should talk to him...Copy !req
332. in your uniquely charming way.Copy !req
333. I don't think we're ready
for that just yet, but...Copy !req
334. we got to find out what's going on.Copy !req
335. Then one of us has to get into that room.Copy !req
336. How're we going to do that?Copy !req
337. Hey, guys. What have we got?Copy !req
338. Well, here's an idea.Copy !req
339. Ms. Jordan.Copy !req
340. What?Copy !req
341. Be cool.Copy !req
342. I don't have to do anything twisted, do I?Copy !req
343. Just do what I tell you.Copy !req
344. What can I do for you?Copy !req
345. Steve Krandel. This is...Copy !req
346. Your wife, yeah. Cheri.Copy !req
347. Krandel.Copy !req
348. Very nice. Who sent you?Copy !req
349. Tommy O'Brien.Copy !req
350. $5,000 in advance.Copy !req
351. Okay, good. Come in.Copy !req
352. How are you? Good luck to you.Copy !req
353. Steve, Cheri.Copy !req
354. How are you?Copy !req
355. Five-card draw. Nothin' wild.Copy !req
356. Who's putting up the pot?Copy !req
357. The new guy will.Copy !req
358. Is that okay with you?Copy !req
359. Absolutely.Copy !req
360. All right. Let's play. Ante up.Copy !req
361. You got to take off your blouse, honey.Copy !req
362. Come on. Take it off.Copy !req
363. Show us your pair of queens.Copy !req
364. Whew.Copy !req
365. All right. Five-card draw,
nothing wild except you guys.Copy !req
366. Give me three of those nice ones.Copy !req
367. If you lose this hand, I swear...Copy !req
368. I will kill you slowly.Copy !req
369. I need one.Copy !req
370. That's yours.Copy !req
371. Two.Copy !req
372. All right, let's see 'em.Copy !req
373. Three of a kind.Copy !req
374. Wow.Copy !req
375. That's a hell of a hand. Yeah.Copy !req
376. Straight.Copy !req
377. Queen high. Read them and weep.Copy !req
378. You know, it's not good form
to take what you brought in.Copy !req
379. Hey, what can I say? I hate to lose.Copy !req
380. Besides, the old ball and
chain's still smokin' hot.Copy !req
381. Nasty in the sack.Copy !req
382. Nasty.Copy !req
383. Ride 'em cowboy.Copy !req
384. You got 30 minutes.Copy !req
385. All right.Copy !req
386. What?Copy !req
387. Old ball and chain?Copy !req
388. I had to make it look real.Copy !req
389. What the hell happened in there?Copy !req
390. I won you. Now you're mine to do
with as I please for the next half-hour.Copy !req
391. Very funny. What kind of wife in her
right mind, would let her husband bet her?Copy !req
392. A bored one. People
like that live for the action.Copy !req
393. Yeah, or the evidence.Copy !req
394. Where the hell did you pull that from?Copy !req
395. What is it?Copy !req
396. UV light.Copy !req
397. Baby. Excuse me?Copy !req
398. We're being watched.Copy !req
399. What do you suggest?Copy !req
400. I suggest that we make this
look very good. Get up. Get up.Copy !req
401. Okay.Copy !req
402. That's good.Copy !req
403. Yeah, just for the record,
though, we're pretending...Copy !req
404. and nothing's going to happen.Copy !req
405. Of course we're pretending.Copy !req
406. Okay, so...Copy !req
407. This shirt cost me $65.Copy !req
408. Sorry.Copy !req
409. What about that girl
with the impressive cleavage?Copy !req
410. Isn't she going to be jealous?Copy !req
411. This is Vegas. You have to be more
specific where cleavage is concerned.Copy !req
412. Yeah. The one who asked you out.Copy !req
413. Mary. We're engaged. Kind of engaged.Copy !req
414. Kind of engaged?
What is that, a Vegas thing?Copy !req
415. No, it's more like a you and Woody thing.Copy !req
416. We're just friends.Copy !req
417. Yeah, right, you're just friends.Copy !req
418. I thought The Room was just a rumor.Copy !req
419. Look, honey...Copy !req
420. I'm sorry. I mean, we're
completely booked, sold out.Copy !req
421. This is worse than that
motel room we stayed in...Copy !req
422. when you were on your fake vacation.Copy !req
423. And that one cost you a trip to Italy.Copy !req
424. It's going to be okay.Copy !req
425. I mean, we've been in a little worse.Copy !req
426. Okay. Wait. I get it.Copy !req
427. What?Copy !req
428. You want me to check in
to another hotel.Copy !req
429. No, that's not close
to being true. That's absurd.Copy !req
430. Why would a spy be sneaky?Copy !req
431. That's ex-spy.Copy !req
432. You know what? You're 100% correct.Copy !req
433. I'm sorry. I think you'd be much
more comfortable at another hotel.Copy !req
434. That's okay.Copy !req
435. No. We'll stay in The Room.Copy !req
436. You want to? We will.Copy !req
437. And you can unpack.Copy !req
438. You are so in trouble.Copy !req
439. Hit me. Come on.Copy !req
440. I said small card.
What is it with this guy?Copy !req
441. How's it goin' over here?Copy !req
442. If I was playing 22, I'd own this town.Copy !req
443. Told him not to hit on 12 with a 3 showin',
but he ain't listenin' to me though.Copy !req
444. I was feeling lucky.Copy !req
445. As opposed to feeling stupid?Copy !req
446. Watch it, Snoop. I'm a cop.Copy !req
447. Good.Copy !req
448. Now you can arrest yourself
for some dumb-ass card playin'.Copy !req
449. Snoop, will you excuse us
for just a second?Copy !req
450. Excuse us. I'm gonna go talk
to my casino host, Samantha.Copy !req
451. Snoop, save my seat.Copy !req
452. You need to stop. Why?Copy !req
453. Because your luck has run out.Copy !req
454. You're secretly in love with me. Admit it.Copy !req
455. Don't you have
a murder mystery to solve...Copy !req
456. Danny and Jordan are undercover,
Ed's got somebody watching...Copy !req
457. in every corner of this city,
and I'm supervising.Copy !req
458. I'm just a little cold right now.Copy !req
459. Welcome to the North Pole.Copy !req
460. So, that's right about the time...Copy !req
461. I saw that little, mini fiber-optic camera.Copy !req
462. Then Ronnie runs the games...Copy !req
463. and he tapes the winners,
and sells the tapes as porn.Copy !req
464. Yeah.Copy !req
465. He's double dippin', so to speak.Copy !req
466. I think it's time to charm him. Yes.Copy !req
467. I forgot how charmin' you were.Copy !req
468. Look, Ed. Tommy's a good client of mine.Copy !req
469. He loves poker, and he loves sex...Copy !req
470. and he's addicted to both.Copy !req
471. Well, not anymore, he's not.Copy !req
472. Someone poisoned him. He's dead.Copy !req
473. I need a drink. Do you want to join me?Copy !req
474. Yes, sure.Copy !req
475. Look, I'm going to need
everything you got on Tommy.Copy !req
476. All I got is his cell number.Copy !req
477. I would call him whenever I found
a couple that were willin' to play.Copy !req
478. What, so his wife played, too?Copy !req
479. I didn't know he was married.Copy !req
480. He'd always bring a different hooker...Copy !req
481. and she would make like
she was his wife. Here.Copy !req
482. Local number.Copy !req
483. Danny. Danny. Hey, Ed.Copy !req
484. Yeah, look. I need you to
check this number. 555-0154.Copy !req
485. Get back to me with the billing address...Copy !req
486. and then I'll meet you there, all right?Copy !req
487. Got it. Good.Copy !req
488. Now, I'm going to need
a videotape from last night.Copy !req
489. Videotape? What videotape?Copy !req
490. Do not screw with me, Ronnie.Copy !req
491. Okay.Copy !req
492. Technically, it's a DVD, all right?Copy !req
493. DVD. I'll get it for you. Relax.Copy !req
494. Hey.Copy !req
495. Tell me why a guy from Boston...Copy !req
496. has his phone bill sent
to a place in Henderson?Copy !req
497. No idea.Copy !req
498. Yeah?Copy !req
499. Eddie, we have a major problem.Copy !req
500. Jillian, I'm busy right now, okay?Copy !req
501. Eddie, don't hang up on me.Copy !req
502. You guys okay? Yes.Copy !req
503. I just like to separate
home from business, you know.Copy !req
504. I mean, don't get me wrong.
I love Jillian...Copy !req
505. but 24-7 with anyone.
I mean, I don't know.Copy !req
506. Hi. Is this Tommy O'Brien's residence?Copy !req
507. No.Copy !req
508. You recognize this guy?Copy !req
509. Yeah, that's Kevin.
He's away on business.Copy !req
510. Kevin?Copy !req
511. Kevin Wylie, my husband.Copy !req
512. So, the reason he was going to
Boston all the time on business...Copy !req
513. Was because he had a second wife.Copy !req
514. And when he was in town he...Copy !req
515. Slept with multiple sex partners...Copy !req
516. that he won in swinger's poker games.Copy !req
517. He also brought a hooker who
posed as his wife to the games.Copy !req
518. And he was rich?Copy !req
519. $3 million worth.Copy !req
520. Excuse me.Copy !req
521. What are you doing?Copy !req
522. I'm paying our bills.Copy !req
523. There's no phone in our room. My
cellphone doesn't work in our room.Copy !req
524. There's actually no room in our room.Copy !req
525. So, I'm using your office.
I'm dealing with the floor guy...Copy !req
526. who needs a couple more weeks.Copy !req
527. What did you say?Copy !req
528. He's going to need a couple more weeks.Copy !req
529. Get that creep on the phone.
I wanna talk to this guy.Copy !req
530. Honey, I'm busy.Copy !req
531. Look, if you want to work,
why don't you go to the couch?Copy !req
532. Because I rest on the couch. I
work at my desk. This is my office.Copy !req
533. Ed. What?Copy !req
534. Ann's in the conference room.Copy !req
535. Good. Jillian's at my desk.Copy !req
536. How's Mary?Copy !req
537. Good.Copy !req
538. We're going on our first date,
believe it or not.Copy !req
539. You guys have never been on a date?Copy !req
540. Not really. I mean, we've been
out with friends a million times...Copy !req
541. but this is a little different.Copy !req
542. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
543. Let me ask you somethin'.Copy !req
544. What was your first date like with Ed?Copy !req
545. I was in Europe, touring, and
he was there on assignment...Copy !req
546. and he asked me out.Copy !req
547. And he was so nervous.Copy !req
548. Ed was nervous?Copy !req
549. He dropped a whole glass of red wine
all down the front of these white pants.Copy !req
550. What, Ed Deline in white pants?Copy !req
551. It was just horrible. I couldn't
wait for this date to be over.Copy !req
552. I couldn't wait to get away from him.Copy !req
553. Ed, being the gentleman that he always
is, he insisted that he walk me home. So...Copy !req
554. I made this deal with him...Copy !req
555. that I'd let him walk me back to the
hotel, if I never had to see him again.Copy !req
556. Well, how did you guys end up married?Copy !req
557. On the way back, he saw this gondola...Copy !req
558. and he grabbed my hand
and took me on a gondola ride.Copy !req
559. It was a spur-of-the-moment thing...Copy !req
560. and I fell in love with him.Copy !req
561. I would like for you
to take that woman shopping.Copy !req
562. I don't think she wants to go shopping.Copy !req
563. Yes, she does.Copy !req
564. I think she looks happy in your office.Copy !req
565. No, she's not.Copy !req
566. Looks like she's made herself at home.Copy !req
567. No, she'd rather go shopping.Copy !req
568. Dad, I need to talk to you about Snoop.Copy !req
569. He wants to shoot his video
in the Montecito.Copy !req
570. Okay. Listen. I'll take care of Snoop.Copy !req
571. You take care of her.Copy !req
572. Right on.Copy !req
573. Well, thanks, big guy.Copy !req
574. Come on, Mom, let's go shopping.Copy !req
575. Okay.Copy !req
576. Thanks, Daddy.Copy !req
577. You have fun, honey.Copy !req
578. I will.Copy !req
579. You took my wallet like a piranha.Copy !req
580. Hey, there.Copy !req
581. Luis just gave us the ballistics report...Copy !req
582. on the bullets fired at the junkyard.Copy !req
583. .380 caliber,
fired from a vintage weapon.Copy !req
584. It's an HK4.Copy !req
585. How did you know that?Copy !req
586. The markings left by the extractor.Copy !req
587. What, you didn't know that?Copy !req
588. I was responsible
for movin' a shipment...Copy !req
589. when the money was coming
through Vegas...Copy !req
590. and Ronnie Sugar
helped me with the deal.Copy !req
591. Ronnie Sugar!Copy !req
592. Check it upstairs.Copy !req
593. Good.Copy !req
594. Talk about livin' in the past.Copy !req
595. Yeah. That's what happens when
the present leaves you behind.Copy !req
596. This guy's got photos of himself...Copy !req
597. with half the population of Sing Sing.Copy !req
598. Still think he's innocent?Copy !req
599. Well, I'll tell you what.Copy !req
600. He was half of a wise guy on a good day.Copy !req
601. He made a career out of... Ed!Copy !req
602. showing up after
the last bullet was fired.Copy !req
603. Well, looks like
he showed up early this time.Copy !req
604. He didn't drown?Copy !req
605. No fluid in his lungs.Copy !req
606. This guy was dead before
he belly-flopped into the pool.Copy !req
607. Let me guess. Poisoned
cookies in his stomach?Copy !req
608. Enough sodium fluoroacetate
in his system...Copy !req
609. to kill every retired mobster
in Clark County.Copy !req
610. My mom always said you
shouldn't swim after you eat.Copy !req
611. Bruises on his mandible
and mastoid, too.Copy !req
612. Which means someone
force-fed him the cookies.Copy !req
613. Not bad. Death by cookie.
It's a new one, even for me.Copy !req
614. That's Vegas, doll.Copy !req
615. Woody, if you don't stop gambling,
I'm going to break your legs.Copy !req
616. You people still do that here?Copy !req
617. The casino doesn't, but
I still enjoy it. Listen, I...Copy !req
618. You just want to get me alone, don't you?Copy !req
619. Be a good cop.Copy !req
620. Go upstairs, solve a murder...Copy !req
621. come back down. Okay, here's the trick.Copy !req
622. Don't gamble when you're feeling lucky.Copy !req
623. Gamble when you're feeling really lucky.Copy !req
624. Really lucky.Copy !req
625. Are you feeling okay?Copy !req
626. I'm fine. Why?Copy !req
627. You just told a client to stop gambling.Copy !req
628. No, I didn't.Copy !req
629. You did. I saw it with my own eyes.Copy !req
630. Would you like to keep it on DL, please?Copy !req
631. I feel sorry for him. He's a civil servant.Copy !req
632. Yes, he's also cute and funny.Copy !req
633. I think there's a soft spot to Samantha
Jane Marquez's heart after all.Copy !req
634. Impossible. Why's that?Copy !req
635. I have no heart.Copy !req
636. When my wife hired you...Copy !req
637. to do our floors...Copy !req
638. you were supposed to do it
in a timely manner.Copy !req
639. Now, as I understand it,
you're going to need a month.Copy !req
640. Maybe two. Two.Copy !req
641. I'm an artist.Copy !req
642. I don't just do floors. I touch them.Copy !req
643. I caress them.Copy !req
644. I let them speak to me.Copy !req
645. I really don't want you to date my floors.Copy !req
646. I'd like you to sand 'em and
get the hell out of my house.Copy !req
647. It's not just the sanding.Copy !req
648. Your floors are going to need
at least nine coats of stain.Copy !req
649. Nine?Copy !req
650. They have suffered years of neglect.Copy !req
651. And now it's up to me to save them.Copy !req
652. Honestly, I would rather die...Copy !req
653. than see your floors go
through that kind of abuse again.Copy !req
654. Well, death can be arranged.Copy !req
655. Are you threatening me?Copy !req
656. Gee. Gee.Copy !req
657. I don't know.Copy !req
658. I just don't know. I mean, am I?Copy !req
659. Danny Greenspun,
Green Valley Ranch...Copy !req
660. he's been living in his casino
for two months...Copy !req
661. waiting for me to finish his Brazilian teak.Copy !req
662. George Maloof has been
camping out at the Palms...Copy !req
663. while I buff out his ivory maple...Copy !req
664. and Glenn Schaeffer's stayin'
at The Hotel at Mandalay...Copy !req
665. until I'm done with his Amazon oak.Copy !req
666. So, Ed...Copy !req
667. Eddie Baby...Copy !req
668. Edster...Copy !req
669. you're going to wait your turn
just like everybody else.Copy !req
670. Come with me.Copy !req
671. Hi, honey. What were you doin'?Copy !req
672. Me? Nothin'.Copy !req
673. So let me get this straight, you
want to shoot your video here...Copy !req
674. in the main casino? It'll be perfect.Copy !req
675. Ladies dancin' on top of the tables,Copy !req
676. my homies shooting dice
between their legs.Copy !req
677. Yeah, my father will never shut
down the casino floor. Not for anyone.Copy !req
678. But, look. I'll supply the ladies.Copy !req
679. Can I have a sip of that?Copy !req
680. For sure, baby.Copy !req
681. So, you've figured everything out?Copy !req
682. Yep.Copy !req
683. It actually wasn't that hard.Copy !req
684. Man, you are starting
to get on my nerves.Copy !req
685. So, Ronnie runs
a swinger's poker game...Copy !req
686. of which he takes
20% commission off the top.Copy !req
687. He also videotapes the winners so
he can dabble in mail-order porn...Copy !req
688. and blackmail, which is what
he does to Tommy O'Brien...Copy !req
689. who carries multiple IDs
and a ton of cash,Copy !req
690. because he's married to multiple women.Copy !req
691. One of whom is Madeline Pillsbury...Copy !req
692. our girl, who also has multiple IDs...Copy !req
693. because she's a con artist, a thief,
and worried she stands to lose millions...Copy !req
694. if Tommy dies, and her
marriage is ruled illegal...Copy !req
695. because Tommy's
already married to Ann Wylie.Copy !req
696. So Madeline flies to Vegas...Copy !req
697. poisons her husband, steals
his money back in Boston...Copy !req
698. promptly returns to Vegas to lure...Copy !req
699. Ronnie into a junkyard
in order to finish him...Copy !req
700. because Ronnie knows
about both wives.Copy !req
701. But you all showed up. And Ronnie...Copy !req
702. armed with a gun, opens fire, hoping to
kill Madeline, who escapes in the melee...Copy !req
703. only to return to Ronnie's house...Copy !req
704. and force-feed him those dreaded...Copy !req
705. poisonous chocolate-chip
cookies until he dies.Copy !req
706. Looks like an Etch-a-Sketch
on acid to me.Copy !req
707. It still doesn't explain why Madeline
would bake poisoned cookies...Copy !req
708. if she intended on shooting Ronnie.Copy !req
709. And how would Madeline know
that Ronnie had guns in his house?Copy !req
710. Why would Ronnie think of
taking a gun to the junkyard...Copy !req
711. if he's never used one before?Copy !req
712. Okay, maybe it was Prof. Plum
with the wrench in the billiard room.Copy !req
713. Security from the Fashion Center...Copy !req
714. just sent over photos of your suspect.Copy !req
715. The Fashion Center recorded
Madeline on six different cameras.Copy !req
716. It was too dark to identify
the second person.Copy !req
717. So we used a facial
recognition program...Copy !req
718. to extrapolate any relevant shadows.Copy !req
719. Hey, Mitch. When were these taken?Copy !req
720. Three days ago.Copy !req
721. The computers plot out the dimensions...Copy !req
722. colors, and textures of each photo
and then stitch together the images...Copy !req
723. into a three-dimensional quilt.Copy !req
724. Now we know what to get Nigel
for Christmas.Copy !req
725. Entering into 3-D.Copy !req
726. So Madeline stole the weapon.Copy !req
727. Now, who did she hand it to?Copy !req
728. That's Ann Wylie. She lied to us.Copy !req
729. She knew about Madeline.Copy !req
730. Which would make her the person
shooting at us at the junkyard.Copy !req
731. She and Madeline must've
planned the whole thing.Copy !req
732. I'll bet neither one of them
was his first wife.Copy !req
733. Which means neither
was entitled to his money.Copy !req
734. I think we just solved the case.Copy !req
735. Was it as good for you as it was for me?Copy !req
736. Maybe better.Copy !req
737. You're flirting.Copy !req
738. Moi?Copy !req
739. Over there. Upstairs.Copy !req
740. Nice kick.Copy !req
741. You've got five minutes, guys.Copy !req
742. Thank you.Copy !req
743. Looks like somebody left in a hurry.Copy !req
744. And I'm guessing they took
the $3 million with them as well.Copy !req
745. What the...Copy !req
746. VGT is the airport code for...Copy !req
747. North Las Vegas International Airport.Copy !req
748. Just thought you might have
thought it was a password or somethin'.Copy !req
749. No.Copy !req
750. Hey, Ed. It's Danny. Listen,
I need a flight itinerary...Copy !req
751. for all private jets headed out
of the North Las Vegas Airport...Copy !req
752. to Gerard-Smith International.Copy !req
753. You knew that, too?Copy !req
754. That's good. Okay.Copy !req
755. You know, Mike, you're not the only one
who knows the CYB is the Grand Cayman.Copy !req
756. Did you also know it was a
popular destination for whales?Copy !req
757. For whales who had a big
weekend at the tables. Yes, I know.Copy !req
758. Our two suspects are probably
headed there now to make a deposit.Copy !req
759. You're a lot smarter than you look.Copy !req
760. I'm smart like a fox.Copy !req
761. So where are we goin'?Copy !req
762. Hold it right there.Copy !req
763. We'll pass on the cookies.Copy !req
764. I was going to the spa. Nope.Copy !req
765. Floors are done, time to go home, honey.Copy !req
766. You're kidding.Copy !req
767. No. Nine coats, all finished. Fix
up the house. I'll see you tonight.Copy !req
768. You didn't have to kill anybody, did you?Copy !req
769. Fortunately not.Copy !req
770. Didn't break any limbs?Copy !req
771. Not this time.Copy !req
772. How'd you get the floor guy
to finish so quickly?Copy !req
773. I made him a great deal.Copy !req
774. I know, it's amazing.Copy !req
775. Man, look. I want to thank you
for all your help.Copy !req
776. Well, I want to thank you.Copy !req
777. You know, you're not such a
bad guy for a murder suspect.Copy !req
778. Well, you're not so bad for a mortician.Copy !req
779. I try.Copy !req
780. All right. Travel safe.Copy !req
781. I will.Copy !req
782. Samantha! Samantha!
So what's the damage?Copy !req
783. How much do I finally owe?Copy !req
784. You signed markers for $93,000.Copy !req
785. $93,000?Copy !req
786. $93,000.Copy !req
787. Really? Really.Copy !req
788. Well, sadly, I think I'm short, like...Copy !req
789. $73,000.Copy !req
790. What? No.Copy !req
791. Woody. Woody.Copy !req
792. No. Sam, please. No.Copy !req
793. It'll cover it.Copy !req
794. Please, let me keep the Viper.Copy !req
795. That's fine, just...Copy !req
796. You do realize that the IRS is
going to want taxes on the car.Copy !req
797. Great. I'm gonna have to work
two months of overtime...Copy !req
798. to pay for a car I'll never drive.Copy !req
799. I'll see you later.Copy !req
800. I'm not leaving Vegas empty-handed.Copy !req
801. So, I guess I'll be seeing you.Copy !req
802. Whatever.Copy !req
803. Jordan, let's go.Copy !req
804. Hi.Copy !req
805. The floors are perfect.Copy !req
806. Really?Copy !req
807. It's amazing. How about that?Copy !req
808. I see you've taken over your desk.Copy !req
809. Well, I'm sorry, honey. I just assumed
you were through with it, aren't you?Copy !req
810. Not quite.Copy !req
811. Look, Jill...Copy !req
812. I got a lot of work to do. I really do.Copy !req
813. All work and no play makes
the President a very dull boy.Copy !req
814. Oh, man.Copy !req
815. You're not going to believe
what I had to do.Copy !req
816. I had to kind of go undercover with
that Jordan Cavanaugh from Boston.Copy !req
817. I heard.Copy !req
818. Nothin' happened.Copy !req
819. I know.Copy !req
820. You know what flavor...Copy !req
821. I never understood
was bubble-gum ice cream.Copy !req
822. You know, it just seems so wrong to me.Copy !req
823. Bubble-gum ice cream?Copy !req
824. Yeah, sure. Every once
in a while you run into...Copy !req
825. a chunk of it in the ice
cream. And you can't chew it...Copy !req
826. because if you do, you
can't swallow the ice cream...Copy !req
827. because if you swallow the ice
cream, you could choke to death.Copy !req
828. You can always spit it out.Copy !req
829. Then why put it in the ice
cream in the first place?Copy !req
830. Good question.Copy !req
831. So, what're your thoughts on rocky road?Copy !req
832. I'm hip with chocolate
and marshmallows.Copy !req
833. Yeah?Copy !req
834. Oops. Sorry about that.Copy !req
835. Thank you.Copy !req
836. I don't know why, but I love the strip.Copy !req
837. Yeah. Me, too.Copy !req
838. And ice cream.Copy !req
839. Yeah.Copy !req
840. You know, Mary...Copy !req
841. when we all went for ice cream
back in the seventh grade...Copy !req
842. the whole class might've been there...Copy !req
843. but the only person that I saw was you.Copy !req
844. So is this a date?Copy !req
845. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
846. Not a very expensive date.Copy !req