1. Hit me! Big ten!Copy !req
2. Double down!Copy !req
3. Little one. Yes!Copy !req
4. $50,000 a hand on two tables
for the last 12 hours.Copy !req
5. You gotta love Big Willie.
How are the plans going
for his daughter's wedding?Copy !req
6. Great. The east ballroom,
decked out with...Copy !req
7. Show me some good love!Copy !req
8. Sam's wrangled up 1,000 live
Maine lobsters,
arriving within the hour.Copy !req
9. Lobster!Copy !req
10. Okay.
The man loves his shellfish.Copy !req
11. I've booked Michael Bublé
to sing at the reception.Copy !req
12. Who?
Trust me, he's great.Copy !req
13. Big Willie's daughter is
a huge fan.Copy !req
14. She's going to have
one hell of a wedding.Copy !req
15. Yeah, nothing but the best
for Sam's number one client.Copy !req
16. Blackjack!Copy !req
17. No change the dealer.Copy !req
18. Mary, hi.
Hi.Copy !req
19. We were just wondering about
the soap in our rooms.Copy !req
20. Yes. Certified organic.
No tallow or animal testing.Copy !req
21. I promise you, your convention
will not only be enjoyable,
it'll be cruelty-free.Copy !req
22. Michael, hi.
Thanks. Hi.Copy !req
23. Hi. I'm Mary Connell.
I am so happy that
you're able to make it.Copy !req
24. I didn't have much of
a choice. I was all set
to play London...Copy !req
25. and the next thing I know
my agent and manager arrive...Copy !req
26. on a Montecito jet
and drag me down here.
So, you're not upset?Copy !req
27. No, I just haven't played
a private party in years.Copy !req
28. I was thinking maybe I could
try something new for
Big Willie and his daughter.Copy !req
29. You know, keep things fresh.
Fresh is good.Copy !req
30. Good. I got some ideas.
I'll run them by you later?Copy !req
31. That sounds great.
Okay. Bye.Copy !req
32. I'm sorry, I'm not in
the business of looking after
out-of-town guests.Copy !req
33. That's Sam's job.Copy !req
34. You don't have to
entertain him, just keep him
company for a few hours.Copy !req
35. I'm buried at work.
Believe me,
you won't regret it.Copy !req
36. Still trying to pawn off
your ninth grade boyfriend?Copy !req
37. He wasn't just my boyfriend.Copy !req
38. When I met Jay,
we had just moved
for the third time in a year.Copy !req
39. My 14th school in all.
No one would talk to me.Copy !req
40. God, girls can be so mean.
I just needed someone
to talk to.Copy !req
41. I needed a friend.
And that's when I met Jay.Copy !req
42. He was always there for me,
no matter what.Copy !req
43. Didn't you break his nose?
Only after
he tried to kiss me.Copy !req
44. That doesn't sound like
you at all.
I used to be a tomboy.Copy !req
45. That's quite a change.
Promise me...Copy !req
46. both of you, you'll be nice.Copy !req
47. Dee?Copy !req
48. Please.Copy !req
49. I promise I'll be nice.
Me, too.Copy !req
50. Mike?
Hey.Copy !req
51. What's new?
Three drunks,
two card counters...Copy !req
52. and a guy who insisted
he was Elvis demanded
a free room.Copy !req
53. Really? I mean, was it him?
Was it the King?Copy !req
54. More like the queen,
he was wearing a dress.Copy !req
55. Surveillance. What?
When? Thanks.Copy !req
56. Someone just stole
a lobster delivery truck.Copy !req
57. Where's Danny?Copy !req
58. Yeah?
Yeah, I'm way ahead of you
on this one, Ed.Copy !req
59. Nothing to worry.Copy !req
60. I'll get back to you.Copy !req
61. So, why Vegas?
The last items on
my to-do list.Copy !req
62. To-do list?
I have four more to go.Copy !req
63. Witness a desert sunrise,
sing over the canals of
Venice...Copy !req
64. and skydive over Sin City.
That's only three.Copy !req
65. You always save
the best for last.Copy !req
66. Make love to the first girl
I ever kissed.Copy !req
67. That's so sweet.Copy !req
68. Delinda, you were
the first girl I ever kissed.Copy !req
69. That last one might take you
some time.
I hope not.Copy !req
70. I only have a month to live.
I'm dying of cancer.Copy !req
71. So, you guys let us know
if you find anything, okay?Copy !req
72. Traffic control followed
the truck over the 15...Copy !req
73. but by the time Metro had
any cars in the area,
it was long gone.Copy !req
74. I need you to find
the son of a bitch who
stole the truck, all right?Copy !req
75. Ed, with all due respect,
they stole lobsters.Copy !req
76. Yeah, lobsters
for Big Willie Chen.Copy !req
77. On his last visit,
he dropped $10 million.Copy !req
78. Stay! Double down!Copy !req
79. Inoperable and untreatable.Copy !req
80. Doctors gave me
six months to live
five months ago.Copy !req
81. What kind of cancer?
I don't want to
talk about it.Copy !req
82. It just bums me out.Copy !req
83. If you were really sick,
wouldn't you be in a hospital?Copy !req
84. If there's nothing
they can do for you,Copy !req
85. lying around in
a cancer ward...Copy !req
86. is depressing,
not to mention
a total waste of time.Copy !req
87. Yeah, and trying to
sleep with me isn't?Copy !req
88. Not if there's a chance
you'll say yes.Copy !req
89. You forget I've known you
since the ninth grade...Copy !req
90. and still remember
all those pranks
you used to pull.Copy !req
91. Pranks? Me?Copy !req
92. Like at graduation, you had
all the diplomas printed
in invisible ink.Copy !req
93. Saying you have cancer
just to get me into bed
would be right up your alley.Copy !req
94. Except this time
it's not funny.
That's because
it's not a joke.Copy !req
95. This is all we have.
It looks like a foot.Copy !req
96. I was thinking foot, too.Copy !req
97. Well, then...Copy !req
98. I guess our work is
done here today, boys.Copy !req
99. We were robbed by a foot.Copy !req
100. I can't believe you lost
my lobsters.Copy !req
101. Nobody lost your lobsters.
They were stolen.Copy !req
102. Ed, Big Willie invited his
closest, dearest...Copy !req
103. Okay, richest friends
to his daughter's wedding.
I planned on harpooning...Copy !req
104. a few stray whales before
they migrated out of town.
I need my lobsters.Copy !req
105. Well, then, Captain Ahab,
I suggest you
hunt some more down.Copy !req
106. Yes, sir.Copy !req
107. Hit me again! Yes! Hit!Copy !req
108. Desert sunrise,
sing in front of thousands,
or skydive over the city?Copy !req
109. I'm definitely not jumping
out of a plane.Copy !req
110. So then it's decided.
We're skydiving.Copy !req
111. I don't think you heard me.
I said no.
Okay.Copy !req
112. Then sleep with me.
I'm not doing that either.Copy !req
113. Nessa, some of the
best memories I have...Copy !req
114. are because I did things
that I swore I never would do.Copy !req
115. Like running with the bulls
in Pamplona.
Let's stick with skydiving.Copy !req
116. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
117. What if my chute doesn't open
and I crater at
200 miles an hour?Copy !req
118. That's not going to be fun.
Come on. Don't be silly.Copy !req
119. That could never happen.
Really?Copy !req
120. And you wouldn't crater,
you'd bounce.
Bounce?Copy !req
121. So, you want to fool around
before or after we skydive?Copy !req
122. I don't want to sound
like a star-struck teenager
or anything...Copy !req
123. but, God, I just love
hearing you sing.Copy !req
124. You are like Frank Sinatra...Copy !req
125. and Bobby Darin
all rolled into one.
Mime.Copy !req
126. Yeah, I don't know him.
Does he sing, too?
No, I want to do mime.Copy !req
127. You're kidding.
Mime has always been
my first love.Copy !req
128. But Big Willie hired you
to sing.
No, Big Willie hired me
to perform.Copy !req
129. It says so in the contract.
What I do is up to me.Copy !req
130. Come on, you can't give up
singing now.Copy !req
131. Your career is
just taking off.Copy !req
132. Just watch.
I call this one
"Bublé in the Bubble."Copy !req
133. Okay, then, Michael?Copy !req
134. Michael.Copy !req
135. Mary, you don't have to yell.
Mimes can hear,
they just can't talk.Copy !req
136. Yeah.Copy !req
137. So, let me get this straight.Copy !req
138. You want 1,000 of my lobster?
Yes.Copy !req
139. You stole my boyfriend.
Yeah, but he had a little...Copy !req
140. At our engagement party.
He didn't tell me who he was.Copy !req
141. Sweetie, that guy was a jerk.Copy !req
142. So if you think about it,
I actually saved you
years of pain and suffering.Copy !req
143. I mean, I think that you and I
could possibly be
best girlfriends.Copy !req
144. Why would you even
come to me?
Because of your
incredible reputation.Copy !req
145. Everybody knows about you:
Wendy, freshest seafood
in Vegas.Copy !req
146. And everyone in town
already said no.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
147. You're my first choice.Copy !req
148. What's it worth to you?
How much do you charge...Copy !req
149. for a lobster dinner?
$85.Copy !req
150. I'll take 1,000
lobster dinners to go.
I'll even round it out...Copy !req
151. to a cool $100,000.
Cash or check?
Make it $200,000
and you got a deal.Copy !req
152. What's with
the additional $100,000?Copy !req
153. Pain and suffering.
Deal. Let me see one of
those bad boys.Copy !req
154. Wait. Where are his...
Claws?Copy !req
155. Yeah.
They're Pacific lobster.
No claws.Copy !req
156. Enjoy the pain and suffering.Copy !req
157. Okay, sure. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
158. I need a favor.
Favor? That's great.Copy !req
159. Last time you asked me
for a favor, it cost me
$1,900 in parking tickets.Copy !req
160. You didn't want the police
to boot my beemer, did you?Copy !req
161. Your beemer.Copy !req
162. No, sweetheart,
of course I didn't.Copy !req
163. Did you get
some more tickets?
Yes, but we'll deal
with that later.Copy !req
164. I need you to pull someone's
medical records.Copy !req
165. That's against the law.
Only technically.Copy !req
166. No, there's also a privacy issue.
Details. I need Jay Ross' medical files.Copy !req
167. The pimply-faced boyfriend
you had in the ninth grade?
That Jay Ross?Copy !req
168. He lost the pimples.
Yeah.Copy !req
169. What's the matter
with the kid?
Cancer.Copy !req
170. So he says.
Jeez, honey,
I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
171. Yeah, I was sorry, too,
until I realized
he was probably lying.Copy !req
172. Why would somebody lie
about something like that?Copy !req
173. If I told you,
you'd kill him quicker
than his cancer ever could.Copy !req
174. Delinda said you're the
cheery one.
That was before
my musical act...Copy !req
175. decided to become a mime.
Mimes are funny.Copy !req
176. Sort of.
My life is over.Copy !req
177. Yeah, there's a lot of that
going on.Copy !req
178. You know what you need?
A gun, to shoot myself?Copy !req
179. You need to karaoke.Copy !req
180. No, I don't need to sing.
I need my musical act to sing.Copy !req
181. No, you need to
karaoke with me.Copy !req
182. Come on, I'm only asking
because I'm dying of cancer.Copy !req
183. Yeah, nice try, Jay.
But Delinda told me
you'd say that.Copy !req
184. That's because Delinda
didn't believe me.Copy !req
185. It's true?
Cross my heart, hope to die.Copy !req
186. Double down!Copy !req
187. So, Big Willie,
how's everything?
Up $700,000.Copy !req
188. Nice.Copy !req
189. Sam, I do not like to be
bothered when I'm playing,
especially when I'm winning.Copy !req
190. Of course not. I just wanted
to let you know that your
daughter's wedding is set.Copy !req
191. The decorations, the flowers,
the pyrotechnics are amazing.Copy !req
192. Is Bublé here?
He's here!Copy !req
193. I want Bublé!
Yeah! So you got him!Copy !req
194. However, I am concerned
a little about your
choice in food.Copy !req
195. Lobster...Copy !req
196. is fine, sir, but...Copy !req
197. I may have something that
could make your evening
even more special.Copy !req
198. I just got the word
that I can get my hands on...Copy !req
199. 800 pounds of Kobe beef.Copy !req
200. Kobe beef?Copy !req
201. The $300-a-pound,
Japanese-raised Kobe beef.Copy !req
202. The kind that's massaged
daily by hand,
perfectly marbled...Copy !req
203. served with just
a touch of soy.Copy !req
204. Sir.Copy !req
205. I have to think about it.
Okay, well, you think
about it. No pressure.Copy !req
206. I'll be waiting over here.Copy !req
207. Hey.Copy !req
208. Think he's gonna go for it?
2-to-1 against.Copy !req
209. I want... lobster!Copy !req
210. Okay.Copy !req
211. I want the jet.Copy !req
212. Hit me! Yeah!Copy !req
213. I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret.Copy !req
214. Just when you think you got
everything under control...Copy !req
215. something will come along
and throw your plans
for a loop.Copy !req
216. Don't I know it.Copy !req
217. Hey. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
218. I've got no right to complain,
you know,
considering everything.Copy !req
219. You know, everyone told me
that once you know
you're dying...Copy !req
220. you'll stop sweating
the small stuff.
But they're wrong.Copy !req
221. No, it's the small stuff
that makes life worth living.Copy !req
222. So you're saying
I should enjoy my failure?Copy !req
223. No.Copy !req
224. But you shouldn't let it
stop you from singing.Copy !req
225. You're kidding.Copy !req
226. Karaoke in Vegas
with Venice as a backdrop.Copy !req
227. It's pretty cool, huh?
How many people get to
say they did this?Copy !req
228. I think we'd be the first.
How did you do all this?Copy !req
229. I gave them a note
from my doctor.
Jay, I don't sing.Copy !req
230. Karaoke is not about how good
you are, it's about how much
fun you have.Copy !req
231. No, you don't understand,
I can't sing in front of
all these people.Copy !req
232. It's easy. Just pretend we're
5,000 miles away,
staring at the piazza.Copy !req
233. The one without the
5,000-room hotel.Copy !req
234. Okay, not a problem.
How is this going to help?Copy !req
235. You're never gonna see
these people again.Copy !req
236. Do you take requests?
Of course.Copy !req
237. Make love to me.Copy !req
238. I'm sorry,
but I'm wearing this.Copy !req
239. It's not a problem,
as long as you're not wearing
anything else.Copy !req
240. Yup. That's right,
1,000 Maine lobster.Copy !req
241. I'll be there within the hour.Copy !req
242. Craig, you just told me
an hour ago
that you had the lobster.Copy !req
243. I know, I'm sorry, Sam.
My shipment didn't come in,
on account of Hurricane Ruth.Copy !req
244. It kicked up a wicked swell
as far north as Halifax.Copy !req
245. None of the lobstermen
will leave dock.
I don't think
you understand...Copy !req
246. the desperate nature of
my situation.
I understand the situation.Copy !req
247. I just don't have
any lobster.
We're old friends, right?Copy !req
248. If you knew where to get
the lobster, you'd tell me.Copy !req
249. Sam.
Yes.Copy !req
250. You dumped me.
I was ready to propose.
No, I didn't think
you were serious.Copy !req
251. I showed you the ring.
I'll marry you if you give me
1,000 lobsters.Copy !req
252. Very funny.
No, I'm serious.
I'm madly in love with you.Copy !req
253. I can't live without you,
let's spend the rest of
our lives together.Copy !req
254. This is a proposal?
Abso-frigging-lutely.Copy !req
255. As long as I get you
the lobster?
Yes.Copy !req
256. Sam.
Yes.Copy !req
257. Even if I thought you
were serious,
I don't have any lobster.Copy !req
258. All right.
No one does.Copy !req
259. You blew it again.Copy !req
260. How about dinner
and a movie for
500 pounds of Pacific salmon?Copy !req
261. Figures.Copy !req
262. If you want to go skydiving,
why don't you ask Danny?Copy !req
263. He's a Marine. They do that
Superman stuff in their sleep,
right?Copy !req
264. Tell Nessa skydiving is
not that dangerous.
It's not.Copy !req
265. Unless someone's
shooting at you.
There you go.Copy !req
266. It's not the jumping
I'm afraid of.
It's the landing.Copy !req
267. That's not a real
healthy way to live.
It is if you want
to live a long time.Copy !req
268. I pride myself on
almost rarely, if ever,
trying to kill myself.Copy !req
269. You like to go swimming
in the ocean?
Yeah.Copy !req
270. Did you know that the ocean
is home to the
great white shark...Copy !req
271. one of the most violent,
bloodthirsty predators
on the planet.Copy !req
272. And if you get bit by one,
besides the
mind-blowing pain...Copy !req
273. your blood actually chums
the water which leads to
a feeding frenzy...Copy !req
274. with a whole bunch of
other sharks.Copy !req
275. Yeah, it's a long...
Slow...Copy !req
276. Painful, painful death.
That's great.Copy !req
277. I'm never going in
the ocean again.
Anything else?Copy !req
278. No!
All right.Copy !req
279. What's your point?
My point is life is
all about risk.Copy !req
280. We could die at any moment.
If it's your time to go,
you might as well go quick.Copy !req
281. And if you eat it skydiving,
you won't feel a thing.Copy !req
282. Mary?
Yeah?Copy !req
283. Mary, hi. Excuse me.
Hi.Copy !req
284. I hate to bother you
and I don't mean to
seem ungrateful...Copy !req
285. but we have these passes,
to the buffet...Copy !req
286. Yes, our cooking staff
has marked all vegan dishes
with gold stars...Copy !req
287. and two soy entrées have been
prepared by Gunther,
just for you.Copy !req
288. It's amazing.
Larry, don't you
worry about a thing.Copy !req
289. The next couple of days,
I will take care of
everything.Copy !req
290. We gotta make this quick,
Luis wants us out
in 20 minutes.Copy !req
291. Not that I'm being picky,
but isn't this considered
tampering with evidence?Copy !req
292. CSI didn't find anything,
so how can it hurt?Copy !req
293. I just don't want
a felony seafood conviction
on my record.Copy !req
294. Come on.Copy !req
295. Why do we got close it?Copy !req
296. You gotta keep
this thing a secret.Copy !req
297. I promised Ed
we wouldn't show anybody.Copy !req
298. A Radiant Spectrometer!
I just read an article about
this in Theoretical Science.Copy !req
299. Yes. By lacing radioactive
isotopes into
a laser matrix...Copy !req
300. it can retrieve
material residue...Copy !req
301. from surface strata
for up to three days
after contact...Copy !req
302. even if cleaned by
phosphate-based cleaners.Copy !req
303. So, we can dust for prints
that aren't there?
Right.Copy !req
304. Why don't you just say that?Copy !req
305. The only downside is
if you're exposed to
the radiation...Copy !req
306. your nads will glow green
for two months.Copy !req
307. Check this out.Copy !req
308. Now, I agree with you
that mime...Copy !req
309. is poised to come back
in a big way.Copy !req
310. I'm just not sure that
you're the guy to
bring it back.Copy !req
311. Mary, lighten up.
Yeah, but it's
a wedding reception.Copy !req
312. And people,
they want to hear you sing.Copy !req
313. My voice is my instrument.
Exactly.Copy !req
314. Maybe I should show how
versatile my instrument is.Copy !req
315. Now you're talking.Copy !req
316. You think I'm funny, right?
For a musician,
you're pretty funny.Copy !req
317. Good.
Then that's what I'll do.
Stand-up.Copy !req
318. Just stand-up.
Stand-up.Copy !req
319. Big Willie wants
to hear you sing.Copy !req
320. I want to hear you sing.
Then buy one of my CDs.Copy !req
321. Okay, the lights dim,
I take the stage.Copy !req
322. How many of you hate to fly?
I know I do.Copy !req
323. Mr. Nelson?
Yeah. James L. Nelson,
at your service.Copy !req
324. You must be
Samantha Jane Marquez.
Yes, I am.Copy !req
325. Talking to you on the phone,
I thought you'd be bigger.Copy !req
326. Sort of burly, you know?Copy !req
327. More facial hair.
Right.Copy !req
328. I need some lobster.
Yeah. I know what you need.Copy !req
329. The only problem is
I can't deliver
on account of Hurricane Ruth...Copy !req
330. And the wicked swell.
Yeah, I heard.
Listen, money's no object.Copy !req
331. Okay.Copy !req
332. For $1 million...Copy !req
333. me and my buddies will go on
out there.Copy !req
334. We'll pick you up
some lobster.Copy !req
335. So $1,000 a lobster?
And worth every penny.Copy !req
336. Money's now an object.
That's too bad.Copy !req
337. It was nice meeting you,
Ms. Marquez.
Mr. Nelson?Copy !req
338. What if I were to
give you something?Copy !req
339. Something that
money can't buy.Copy !req
340. Something very valuable.Copy !req
341. Yeah!Copy !req
342. Pisser!Copy !req
343. I'm busy, and you're still
full of crap.Copy !req
344. Look, I'm sorry you
don't believe me, but...Copy !req
345. I see a white light.Copy !req
346. Jackass!Copy !req
347. Come on!Copy !req
348. How's it going?
Pretty good.Copy !req
349. Can't complain. Thanks.Copy !req
350. I gotta ask you, does that
whole "I'm dying of cancer"
line really work?Copy !req
351. Like a charm.Copy !req
352. You okay?
Absolutely wonderful.Copy !req
353. Michael Bublé now wants to be
a stand-up comic.Copy !req
354. And?
And he's horrible.Copy !req
355. And you're happy because...
I have nothing to feed
my wedding guests...Copy !req
356. and my musical act is
no longer musical...Copy !req
357. but I'm not sweating
the small stuff.Copy !req
358. You were with Jay,
weren't you?
Yeah. How'd you know?Copy !req
359. Daddy, I need you to kick Jay
out of the hotel.Copy !req
360. Right.Copy !req
361. Why don't you sit down
for a second?
I don't want to sit down.Copy !req
362. Look, I just got a copy of
Jay's medical records
from his doctor...Copy !req
363. so sit down for one second.
Daddy,
I don't want to sit down.Copy !req
364. Stop with the "daddy" stuff
and sit down.Copy !req
365. I'm sorry.Copy !req
366. But Jay is telling the truth.Copy !req
367. Sure he is. Remember when he
reassembled the principal's
car on top of the gym?Copy !req
368. Are you sure you talked
to his doctor? I mean...Copy !req
369. Jay's dying, honey.Copy !req
370. Man, you look beat.
Thank you. I've just
crossed the country...Copy !req
371. twice, and in 12 hours
I'm throwing a wedding.Copy !req
372. So, I figure I have about
three hours to eat, sleep,
and shower...Copy !req
373. before I have to be
back to work.Copy !req
374. I know what you need.
What's that?Copy !req
375. You need to get laid.Copy !req
376. You must be
Delinda's friend.
Yes.Copy !req
377. Here's the thing, Jocko.
Jay.Copy !req
378. Whatever. "Getting laid"
can only lead to
"will you marry me?"Copy !req
379. Then I'm going to
have to dump you...
Actually, I'm dying of cancer.Copy !req
380. Which means
no long-term commitment,
no emotional aftermath...Copy !req
381. and no one's ever going
to know because
"Dead men tell no tales."Copy !req
382. So, you're the perfect
one-night stand.
Exactly.Copy !req
383. Almost done. Nothing.Copy !req
384. I'll run it again, but...Copy !req
385. I compared our footprint
with every major shoe
manufacturer in the world.Copy !req
386. Not a single match.Copy !req
387. Either this guy's
a real pro...Copy !req
388. Or the luckiest
son of a bitch in history.Copy !req
389. You were right.
That was exactly
what I needed.Copy !req
390. Is there any chance
we could cuddle?Copy !req
391. Don't ruin the moment.Copy !req
392. I don't know about you,
but my brain is fried.Copy !req
393. Yeah. After two days
in the surveillance room,Copy !req
394. it's nice to...Copy !req
395. be outside.
Getting in touch
with the real world.Copy !req
396. Nothing more real thanCopy !req
397. a chlorinated ocean with
a concrete bottom.Copy !req
398. No natural predators.
Completely safe.Copy !req
399. No natural predators,
completely safe.Copy !req
400. I've been talking to
some doctors at UNLVCopy !req
401. about experimental
treatments...Copy !req
402. gene therapy.
They want to set upCopy !req
403. an appointment
for tomorrow afternoon...Copy !req
404. for some additional tests.
Don't you think
Jay's been through all this?Copy !req
405. Jay will be fine.Copy !req
406. I'll make sure of it.Copy !req
407. Maybe I should call his doctor
in Houston again?Copy !req
408. You know, there were
lots of times when...Copy !req
409. we just didn't think
we'd ever make it home.Copy !req
410. And no matter what we did,
we were not going to make it.Copy !req
411. This is different.
No.Copy !req
412. No, it's not. Not really,
because when you reach
that point...Copy !req
413. you know, you can fight...Copy !req
414. you can cry, you can pray.Copy !req
415. But ultimately,
you have to accept
what happens.Copy !req
416. Yeah, but he's not fighting.
He's on vacation.Copy !req
417. We all fight
in different ways, you know?Copy !req
418. So you're telling me
just to give up?
No, I didn't say that.Copy !req
419. I didn't say that at all.
I'm saying...Copy !req
420. you...Copy !req
421. say your goodbyes,
and you make your peace.Copy !req
422. How about you?
Did you ever have to
make your peace?Copy !req
423. I just, you know...
I didn't have to.Copy !req
424. I had something
a lot stronger.Copy !req
425. I had this little girl
back home who needed me.Copy !req
426. Just made me feel like
I was bulletproof.Copy !req
427. I love you.Copy !req
428. You want to sit with me
for a little while?
We can talk about it?Copy !req
429. No?Copy !req
430. You're a mess.Copy !req
431. I know.Copy !req
432. Ed?
Yo.Copy !req
433. We checked the shoe tread
with every shoe manufacturer
in the database.Copy !req
434. But we never checked the print
against specialty lines.Copy !req
435. Specialty? Vegan shoes?Copy !req
436. I'll order you a pair
if you're interested.Copy !req
437. No. I don't believe in
walking on vegetables.Copy !req
438. Got a match.
Where are these
veg-heads now?Copy !req
439. They're meeting in Bella Sera.Copy !req
440. Yo, Larry?Copy !req
441. Where are my lobsters?Copy !req
442. What are those for?Copy !req
443. Pain pills. I'd offer you one,
but in two minutes...Copy !req
444. you'd be passed out
and your head would be
in a puddle of your own drool.Copy !req
445. Look, I want to apologize.
For what?Copy !req
446. For not listening,
not believing.
Happens all the time.Copy !req
447. I have to admit, it's the most
original come-on line
I've ever heard.Copy !req
448. You'd be surprised
how well it works.Copy !req
449. Come on.Copy !req
450. Why didn't you stay
in the hospital?Copy !req
451. My body "failed to respond to
any accepted
therapeutic modalities."Copy !req
452. And they could only promise me
a few extra weeks than
I already had.Copy !req
453. So where are you going to go
after Vegas?
I don't know.Copy !req
454. Vegas was the end of
my to-do list.Copy !req
455. The last time
the doctors checked,Copy !req
456. the cancer was
pretty much everywhere.Copy !req
457. I guess that's kind of weird,
actually.Copy !req
458. I mean, outside I look okay,
but on the inside,
I'm pretty much a mess.Copy !req
459. You're going to go back
into the hospital?
No.Copy !req
460. I don't want to spend
my last few days
on a hospital bed...Copy !req
461. with a tube down my throat,
all pumped up on morphine.Copy !req
462. Part of how you live
is how you die,Copy !req
463. and that's definitely
not for me.Copy !req
464. Besides, I still have
two unfinished items
on my list...Copy !req
465. and one of them
is skydiving.Copy !req
466. I have compared every woman
I've ever met to you.Copy !req
467. Jay, we were
in the ninth grade.
You were my first love.Copy !req
468. I'll think about it.Copy !req
469. You better think quick.
It's a limited-time offer.Copy !req
470. Jay...
Dee...Copy !req
471. you're my dying wish.Copy !req
472. You're in a lot of trouble,
Larry. Felony robbery.
Grand theft, auto...Copy !req
473. well, technically
grand theft truck.Copy !req
474. I can't tell you
where they are.Copy !req
475. Even if you put them on ice,
they're not going
to last much longer.Copy !req
476. They'll be fine.
Why'd you do it?Copy !req
477. Why?
Yeah.Copy !req
478. Las Vegas is like
the Killing Fields.Copy !req
479. 200,000 new people a day...Copy !req
480. satisfying their bloodlust...Copy !req
481. by gnawing on the flesh
of fried, and baked,
and broiled...Copy !req
482. and grilled animals.
And does anyone
even blink an eye? No.Copy !req
483. Instead, they pay homage to...Copy !req
484. Vegas' Murderer's Row:
Emeril, Wolfgang Puck,
Gunther...Copy !req
485. and Bobby Flay.Copy !req
486. When I got word that
the Montecito was going
to put to death...Copy !req
487. 1,000 lobster
right under my nose, I knew...Copy !req
488. that it was a call to action.Copy !req
489. Have you ever heard
a lobster scream?
Personally, no.Copy !req
490. But I have dipped their tails
in warm butter.
And it's quite tasty.Copy !req
491. Murderer.Copy !req
492. Where are
my lobsters, Larry?
I can't tell you.Copy !req
493. You know, Larry,
where you're going,
I have a feeling...Copy !req
494. that they're gonna make
a meat-eater out of you.Copy !req
495. I'll see you later guys.Copy !req
496. They're safe.
That's all that matters.Copy !req
497. Yeah, I know his list:
Singing, skydiving, sunrise.Copy !req
498. Jay thought I might be able to
help him with another one.Copy !req
499. That's good. Tying up
loose ends is
an important part of dying.Copy !req
500. Yeah.Copy !req
501. It's this particular loose end
that has me
a little concerned.Copy !req
502. He's didn't ask you
to do anything illegal,
did he?Copy !req
503. No, of course not.
Good.Copy !req
504. Because that's where
I would draw the line.
Any other lines?Copy !req
505. He asked you
to sleep with him, didn't he?Copy !req
506. He's been in love with me
since the ninth grade.
I'm his dying wish.Copy !req
507. How'd you know?Copy !req
508. Apparently, he's got
a lot of dying wishes...Copy !req
509. because he also asked me...Copy !req
510. and Sam...Copy !req
511. and Nessa
to sleep with him, too.Copy !req
512. You're leaving?
I'm going skydiving.Copy !req
513. So, have you
made your decision?Copy !req
514. I've given it
a lot of thought.
And the answer is no.Copy !req
515. But don't you want
to know why?
Not particularly.Copy !req
516. You keep telling me
how much you love me,Copy !req
517. how much you want to
sleep with me.Copy !req
518. I do.
But you never
once asked me...Copy !req
519. how I felt about you.Copy !req
520. You were my best friend.
Friends do anything
for each other, right?Copy !req
521. Yeah, but don't you think
a going-away lay
would change what we had?Copy !req
522. And cheapen it?Copy !req
523. I don't want to get laid.Copy !req
524. I want to make love
to the most beautiful woman
in the world.Copy !req
525. Is that what you said
to Sam, Mary, and Nessa?Copy !req
526. I don't know,
these painkillers really do
a number on my head.Copy !req
527. Oh, God.
Oh, God!Copy !req
528. All right.Copy !req
529. Come on. Just hear me out.Copy !req
530. I'm dying, and I'm desperate.Copy !req
531. Want to do everything
while I'm still alive.Copy !req
532. I just don't want to
die with any regrets.Copy !req
533. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.Copy !req
534. Delinda, I...Copy !req
535. We could always talk.Copy !req
536. And I think that's really why
I came here.Copy !req
537. I just wanted someone
to talk to...Copy !req
538. like we did when we were kids.Copy !req
539. If this is just
another line of...
Delinda, I'm scared.Copy !req
540. You're not going to break
my nose again, are you?Copy !req
541. My first kiss, and my last.Copy !req
542. Sam! Come quick.
The wedding was perfect.Copy !req
543. And the lobster?
Delicious. So fresh.Copy !req
544. Oh, good. You have no idea.Copy !req
545. Hit me!Copy !req
546. What's Big Willie's
chip count?
Down $600,000
and not a care in the world.Copy !req
547. Really?
How do you do it?Copy !req
548. We have some new VIPs.Copy !req
549. And here they are:
Eight of my most favorite
lobster fishermenCopy !req
550. from Harpswell, Maine.Copy !req
551. And all you had to do
is comp their stay?Copy !req
552. That's not all I had to do.
You didn't.Copy !req
553. We're gonna hear
Michael Bublé sing.Copy !req
554. Bublé!
Bublé!Copy !req
555. They're fans. Go figure.Copy !req
556. Whatever happened to the...
I have no idea.Copy !req
557. Larry...Copy !req
558. this is
Mr. Glenn Schaeffer.Copy !req
559. He's CEO of
the Mandalay Group.Copy !req
560. He owns this hotel.
And these are my sharks.Copy !req
561. It seems that
somebody dumped...Copy !req
562. 1,000 lobsters
into his million-gallon
aquarium.Copy !req
563. Are they okay?
It's not a matter of
the lobsters being okay.Copy !req
564. I can't afford to have
my sharks die.Copy !req
565. You see, Larry,
everything that goes
into this tank...Copy !req
566. including the food,
is screened for bacteria
and disease.Copy !req
567. So, what you did here
was endanger Mr. Schaeffer's
sharks.Copy !req
568. I didn't know that they were...
It's okay.Copy !req
569. We came up with a pretty
great idea, I think.
More my idea.Copy !req
570. Okay, Glenn, it was your idea.Copy !req
571. "The Mandalay Bay
and the Montecito Resort
bring you...Copy !req
572. "Lobsterfest, all you can eat."Copy !req
573. Mikey!
Hey, Ed,
you ready for the show?Copy !req
574. I'm ready. Sure, I'm ready.
How about you? You ready?Copy !req
575. I'm ready. Of course, yeah.Copy !req
576. Listen,
how did it go with her?
Did it work out or what?Copy !req
577. Oh, man. You were right.
She is the nicest person
on the planet.Copy !req
578. She didn't say no
to anything.
The plate. Did you...
The plate?Copy !req
579. Eight of them.
I did the mime.
The "Bublé in a Bubble."Copy !req
580. She just laughed at me
from the audience.
Pay up, sucker.Copy !req
581. There you go.
This was all a bet?Copy !req
582. Yeah, but no.Copy !req
583. Listen, we talk a lot,
you know, we talk a lot.Copy !req
584. And this one time
I was telling him I know
the coolest, coolest girl.Copy !req
585. And he doubted that, because
that's the way he is.
And so we made a bet.Copy !req
586. I said, "I'll bet
there's nothing you could do
that would make this girl...Copy !req
587. "lose her temper."
And there you go.
I hope it's okay.
I signed it to Jillian.Copy !req
588. Sure. She listens
to this thing every day
for three months.Copy !req
589. I know the whole act.Copy !req
590. How're you?
Good.Copy !req
591. Can't wait to see you
after the show.
Good luck.Copy !req
592. I believe that is my cue.Copy !req
593. He's a great kid.
All this for a CD?Copy !req
594. No, he also promised
to come back next summer
during his national tour.Copy !req
595. This kid's gonna be huge.
What if you'd lost?Copy !req
596. Would have given him
one of my CDs.Copy !req
597. Nessa! If your chute
doesn't open...Copy !req
598. hold up your left hand!
Why?Copy !req
599. In case anybody on the ground
wants your watch.Copy !req
600. Oh, ha-ha.Copy !req
601. Time to go.
Ready.Copy !req
602. Hey!Copy !req
603. Thanks for everything.Copy !req
604. It's been one hell of a trip.Copy !req
605. No!Copy !req
606. Jay!Copy !req
607. Look, sweetie,
he did everything
he wanted to do.Copy !req
608. Apparently everyone
he wanted to do.Copy !req
609. You didn't?
Me? No.Copy !req
610. You?
No. Of course not. Mary?Copy !req
611. He's hot and he's dying.
Of course I did him.Copy !req
612. I guess he went out
in style.Copy !req
613. How was it?
Fine.Copy !req
614. I can't believe he jumped.Copy !req
615. I bet he smiled
the whole way down.Copy !req
616. I'm guessing there was a point
where he had to quit smiling.Copy !req
617. Dad!
I'm sorry. I couldn't...Copy !req
618. It's not funny.
I'm sorry.Copy !req