1. Seems so cold
in there.Copy !req
2. Yeah.Copy !req
3. That was fantastic.Copy !req
4. Thank you. This is actually
the first time...Copy !req
5. that I'm gonna be
performing this live...Copy !req
6. so I'm a little bit nervous.
You have
nothing to worry about.Copy !req
7. Thanks.
Is there anything at all
that you need?Copy !req
8. Actually, yeah.Copy !req
9. I'm gonna need
a few bottled waters...
Done.Copy !req
10. some towels...
Done.Copy !req
11. and are Ed and Danny
available for a meeting?Copy !req
12. Sure. Is anything wrong?Copy !req
13. It's for my boyfriend.Copy !req
14. Ashanti.
Yes?Copy !req
15. Care to join me
in the cuddle tub?Copy !req
16. Hello to you, too.
Hello.Copy !req
17. Do you know Mary?
Yeah. We met at Mystique.Copy !req
18. Maybe you'd like to join us.Copy !req
19. I told you,
I don't do that kind of thing.Copy !req
20. Well, you know what they say,
honey.Copy !req
21. Two's company,
three's a party.Copy !req
22. Mike.
Yeah.Copy !req
23. Check it out. These two
have been at it
for 20 minutesCopy !req
24. in the east elevator.Copy !req
25. It's Hot 100 week, man.
Everybody gets their freak on.Copy !req
26. Who's switching
the monitors?
I did.Copy !req
27. This guy's passing out flyers
in the casino. Get rid of him.Copy !req
28. And tell that girl
to keep her clothes on,
will you?Copy !req
29. I got the elevator.Copy !req
30. Hey.Copy !req
31. You remember Fred?
How could I forget?Copy !req
32. How are you, Fred?
Great, Mr. Deline.
Great to see you.Copy !req
33. Hey, Fred.
Hey, Danny.Copy !req
34. Fred here would like to
meet with you guys.Copy !req
35. I would love to,
but I gotta run.
Boss' orders. We'll catch up.Copy !req
36. I've got a phone call
I have to make, on the phone.Copy !req
37. Well?
Well?Copy !req
38. Shall we
step into your office?Copy !req
39. What brings you back to Vegas?Copy !req
40. Ed, comes a time
in a man's life...Copy !req
41. when he has to
take stock of what he's doneCopy !req
42. and what he needs to do.Copy !req
43. You need to do
something here?
What I need to do...Copy !req
44. is offer appropriate thanks
to you and Danny.Copy !req
45. The two people
who not only saved my life...Copy !req
46. but made me obscenely rich.Copy !req
47. It's just not necessary.
I mean, the fact that we could
turn your life around...Copy !req
48. and help you
become a millionaire...Copy !req
49. Do not call me a millionaire.
You're not?Copy !req
50. No.Copy !req
51. I'm a billionaire.Copy !req
52. Which means I pretty much
get whatever I want.Copy !req
53. But what I want now
is to thank you
in a sincere, heartfelt way.Copy !req
54. I'm touched.Copy !req
55. All right. Go ahead.Copy !req
56. Not here. No.Copy !req
57. I want to
take you shopping.Copy !req
58. And I'd love to go.Copy !req
59. But I'm just jammed
with meetings
for the next few days.Copy !req
60. What about Danny?
Danny. Sure, Danny...Copy !req
61. He'd love to go.
I'll clear his schedule.
Good.Copy !req
62. Well, so I guess
your present will
just have to be a surprise.Copy !req
63. Thank you.Copy !req
64. New betting service.Copy !req
65. Top rates. Top-rate
betting service. Here.
Thank you.Copy !req
66. Thanks.Copy !req
67. There he is.
Yeah, I see him.Copy !req
68. Damn it.Copy !req
69. It's Mitch.Copy !req
70. I lost the guy
that was passing out flyers.
See if you can Video IQ him.Copy !req
71. All right, try Craps 39.Copy !req
72. Winner, coming up. Six!Copy !req
73. Grab your chips.
We're gonna
take a little walk.Copy !req
74. Montecito security.
Come on.Copy !req
75. I don't know
what this is about,
but you got the wrong guy.Copy !req
76. You're not allowed
to distribute flyers
on Montecito property.Copy !req
77. But luckily for you,
I'm just gonna
throw you out.Copy !req
78. I'm not
distributing flyers.Copy !req
79. Well, what're you
gonna believe,
me or your own eyes?Copy !req
80. That's a joke.Copy !req
81. I'll be on my way.
Ed Deline says
you're the best ever, huh?Copy !req
82. You know him?
Do you know him?Copy !req
83. I wouldn't say we're close
but he's a hell of a guy.Copy !req
84. Come with me.
Ed loves to see
his name in print.Copy !req
85. It's gonna be fun.Copy !req
86. Gotta admit,
quoting you on his flyer...Copy !req
87. when you guys
have never even met
takes a lot of balls.Copy !req
88. We have met.Copy !req
89. Guess you didn't make
much of an impression.Copy !req
90. Actually, I did.
It was back in '95.Copy !req
91. And I had a gig here,
in the old Lido Lounge.
It was a magic act.Copy !req
92. You came down one dayCopy !req
93. and you saw my
old shirt-off-his-back trick.Copy !req
94. You remember?Copy !req
95. I used to bring
the mister and missus
up on the stage...Copy !req
96. and I'd pull
hubby's shirt off...Copy !req
97. while he was talking about
how she didn't marry him
for his money.Copy !req
98. You know what?
I do remember.
This guy's pretty good.Copy !req
99. You loved it.
You told me.Copy !req
100. Pretty good, maybe.Copy !req
101. "The best ever,"
highly unlikely.Copy !req
102. And if I said anything,
it wasn't
about a betting service.Copy !req
103. You know,
you're right.Copy !req
104. I went a little overboard
in the creative license
department.Copy !req
105. The thing is,
as good a magician as I am...Copy !req
106. I'm an even better
sports handicapper.Copy !req
107. I gotta tell you, Mr. Deline,
it is a frigging gift.Copy !req
108. And I'm just trying to get
a little positive
word-of-mouth out there...Copy !req
109. so I can get my service
up on its feet.Copy !req
110. Listen, good luck.
Just take it somewhere else.Copy !req
111. And please
take my name off this flyer.
Okay.Copy !req
112. Jeez, I feel terrible
about this. You know,
I'm gonna do you a favor.Copy !req
113. He's gonna
do us a favor.Copy !req
114. The guy who's shooting craps
at the table I left
is using loaded dice.Copy !req
115. Table 39.Copy !req
116. He's still there.Copy !req
117. I saw him switch the dice
after he rolled his point.
Very smooth.Copy !req
118. Apparently extremely smooth
because none of my people
saw it.Copy !req
119. Well, you see,
that is the magician's eye.Copy !req
120. You want me to go down
and check it out?
Yeah, go ahead.Copy !req
121. No. You're going shopping
with Fred.Copy !req
122. What?Copy !req
123. Nessa?Copy !req
124. 45's what we need. 45.Copy !req
125. Switch the dice
after this next roll.Copy !req
126. 45, come on, now. Here we go.Copy !req
127. Five. It's a no-field five.Copy !req
128. What are you
switching them for?Copy !req
129. I had a nice roll going
with the other ones.Copy !req
130. You know, it's hard enough
to win around here.Copy !req
131. All right,
I know you're ready.Copy !req
132. I've got a hot hand.
Everything's going right.Copy !req
133. Here we go.
Come on, now, 45.Copy !req
134. Seven, seven out.Copy !req
135. It's clean.Copy !req
136. Wait, is that his drink?
Yeah.Copy !req
137. He probably didn't want
to have them on him
in case he got stopped.Copy !req
138. Ed, they're loaded.Copy !req
139. Why am I running?Copy !req
140. Mike, the guy with
the buckle and the yahoo tie!
Holding room.Copy !req
141. Hey, hey.Copy !req
142. Guys, come on.
What?Copy !req
143. Take him
to the holding room.Copy !req
144. Come on. Hey, come on.Copy !req
145. Mr. Deline.
Mr. Avizan, how are you?Copy !req
146. Frankly, I'm a little upset.
Why's that?Copy !req
147. I really appreciate
you guys comping
my room, food and beverages...Copy !req
148. but I don't thinkCopy !req
149. that gives you
the right to rip me off
on the other charges.Copy !req
150. What charges?
My wife went to the salon...Copy !req
151. for a bikini wax. You know
what they charged her?Copy !req
152. $275. What did you do?Copy !req
153. Tell them to triple the price
to get back some money?Copy !req
154. No, of course not.
Listen, I apologize...Copy !req
155. I'll make sure that
all charges are taken away
from your bill.Copy !req
156. How's that?Copy !req
157. Thank you.
You bet.Copy !req
158. And you really should
make sure no one else
is getting ripped off.Copy !req
159. Absolutely. And enjoy
the rest of your stay,
won't you?Copy !req
160. Ed.Copy !req
161. Let me ask you, is $275 a lot
for a bikini wax?Copy !req
162. Listen, I got them cuing up
the loaded dice tape.Copy !req
163. Back it up five seconds.Copy !req
164. Hey.Copy !req
165. Detective Cho, how are you?
Ed.Copy !req
166. Mike.
Hey, Jenny.Copy !req
167. Mike called,
said you got a cheater
in your holding room?Copy !req
168. Yeah, right.
We're running the tape
right now.Copy !req
169. Right there. See?
He's dropping the loaded dice
into the drink.Copy !req
170. Freeze it.
Blow it up 10 fields,
would you?Copy !req
171. See them dropping?Copy !req
172. I'll get you a copy.
Need anything else?
No. That ought to be enough.Copy !req
173. Is Danny around?Copy !req
174. Danny is on
a very special assignment.Copy !req
175. You need him?
No. Just tell him
I say hi.Copy !req
176. Yeah, well, I mean,
what do you want?Copy !req
177. Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Prada?Copy !req
178. Fred, this really
isn't necessary.Copy !req
179. Danny, what I'm going to
buy you is eons beyond
"isn't necessary."Copy !req
180. It's downright extravagant.
Ridiculously extravagant.Copy !req
181. That's not always good,
Fred.Copy !req
182. Showing gratitude...Copy !req
183. for instilling
a sense of purpose
in one's life is bad?Copy !req
184. No, showing gratitude
isn't bad,
but taking somebody on a...Copy !req
185. Because that is what you did.Copy !req
186. Like it or not,
you're my life coach.Copy !req
187. Send me in, Life Coach McCoy.Copy !req
188. Hey.Copy !req
189. A little vino
before we stroll?Copy !req
190. No, let's not.
Great.Copy !req
191. OH!Copy !req
192. Arnold,
what are you doing?Copy !req
193. Just... Nothing.Copy !req
194. Well, thank you.Copy !req
195. What's this?Copy !req
196. It's the Montecito
reward program.Copy !req
197. It's $500 for information...Copy !req
198. leading to the arrest
of anyone violating
state gaming laws.Copy !req
199. $500?
Well, I doubled it.
It's $1,000.Copy !req
200. Mr. Deline,
thank you so much.Copy !req
201. I gotta tell you,
this couldn't have come
at a better time.Copy !req
202. You can use it
to print up some new flyers.Copy !req
203. No. I'm gonna use this
for something
much more urgent.Copy !req
204. White Sox-Indians.Copy !req
205. A bet?
No, not just a bet.
A lock.Copy !req
206. And not a run-of-the-mill
five-star lock...Copy !req
207. not the lock of the season,
not the lock of the century.Copy !req
208. It's what I call
"the lock with no name."Copy !req
209. And that is because
it shows you...Copy !req
210. how far ahead
of all the other locks it is.Copy !req
211. Well, good luck.Copy !req
212. White Sox.
Excuse me?Copy !req
213. Let's just sayCopy !req
214. it has something to do
with day games
following a day off...Copy !req
215. on Eastern time...
I'm getting
a little bit of a headache.Copy !req
216. I gotta go, okay? Thanks.Copy !req
217. You're in for a taste,
my treat.Copy !req
218. Yum, yum.Copy !req
219. See, I don't care
about your female problems.Copy !req
220. I would, however, like you
to get to work on time.Copy !req
221. On time.
Okay.Copy !req
222. Sam, come here.Copy !req
223. What exactly
is a bikini wax
supposed to cost?Copy !req
224. That's very metrosexual
of you.Copy !req
225. That's not funny.
It's not for me.Copy !req
226. It's not for me.
It's for one of your clients,
a Mr. Avizan.Copy !req
227. He says that his wife said
we overcharged her. $275?Copy !req
228. That does sound high.Copy !req
229. He's a pretty serious player,
maybe we should take it
off of his check.Copy !req
230. I took care of that already.
But if somebody
is ripping people off...Copy !req
231. down at our salon,
I would like
to know about it.Copy !req
232. Yeah, of course,
I'm on it.
Okay.Copy !req
233. And, Ed,
lots of guys are doing it.Copy !req
234. Doing what?
Waxing.Copy !req
235. Ed...Copy !req
236. look what
Fred bought me.Copy !req
237. It's beautiful.Copy !req
238. Danny's probably
too polite to tell you
how much it cost, so I will.Copy !req
239. $186,000.Copy !req
240. But you know what I say?
Quality is priceless.Copy !req
241. Now, you ready
for your gift?Copy !req
242. All the rappers wear them.Copy !req
243. It's very nice.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
244. Quarter of a million dollars.
But that's not
my real present.Copy !req
245. My real present is...Copy !req
246. I'm buying the Montecito.Copy !req
247. The gift that keeps on giving!Copy !req
248. I'm afraid it is possible.Copy !req
249. So you're telling me
Fred Puterbaugh
could buy the Montecito hotel?Copy !req
250. Net worth
in excess of $2 billion.Copy !req
251. You know what this guy had
when he came in here?Copy !req
252. I know
he was down on his luck.Copy !req
253. $3 and a suicide note.
I mean...Copy !req
254. I don't get it. $2 billion.Copy !req
255. I mean, that takes
some pretty shrewd investing.Copy !req
256. This guy was fired
as a stereo salesman.Copy !req
257. He's gotta have some experts
he's working with.Copy !req
258. It doesn't matter who he has.
If he gets this joint,
we're in trouble.Copy !req
259. Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
260. Mr. D., there's
an Arnold Peters out here,
says he'd like to see you.Copy !req
261. Yeah, bring him in.
The flyers guy?Copy !req
262. Yeah. He used to do
a magic act here.
He's all right.Copy !req
263. Hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
264. You been
watching the results?Copy !req
265. No, I'm sorry, I haven't.
This is my associate,
Mike Cannon.Copy !req
266. Mike. I gave him
the White Sox,
they come through, big time.Copy !req
267. Gentleman that he is,
he doesn't want to
accept the tip...Copy !req
268. so I put a little something
down for him.Copy !req
269. And here is your cut, $200.Copy !req
270. I can't take that.
But...Copy !req
271. No, we're not allowed.
That's true.Copy !req
272. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
273. Well, why give a man a trout
when you can give him
a rod and reel?Copy !req
274. Isn't that what they say?Copy !req
275. Sounds close enough.Copy !req
276. My weekend picks.Copy !req
277. P.S., I am all over
the Devil Rays.Copy !req
278. Well, this definitely
makes us even.Copy !req
279. Hi. Is Polly here?Copy !req
280. Hello, Sam.
Hi, Polly.Copy !req
281. You want a mani-pedi?
No. Actually, I don't.Copy !req
282. There was a little bit
of a complaint.Copy !req
283. About me?
Yeah.Copy !req
284. One of my clients says
that you overcharged his wife.Copy !req
285. I guess
she had a bikini wax.Copy !req
286. What name?
Avizan.Copy !req
287. She says that
you charged her $275,Copy !req
288. and that seemed
a little pricey to me, so...Copy !req
289. Sam, you see her before?
No, actually, I've never...Copy !req
290. She hairy like man.Copy !req
291. I had to go
all the way around the corner,
clean basement.Copy !req
292. Have to use a 35 strip,
usually seven.Copy !req
293. You see her after?Copy !req
294. You know what, Polly?
In fact I...
She looking much more cleaner.Copy !req
295. You ask husband,
before and after,
see difference.Copy !req
296. Customer not always right.
Calm down for just a second.Copy !req
297. All I wanted to know is,
do you think
the charges are fair?Copy !req
298. And quite obviously,
you do, so...
No overcharge.Copy !req
299. I lift sheet,
look like a jungle.
Polly!Copy !req
300. That is a little
too much information.
Okay. I love you.Copy !req
301. I love you, too.Copy !req
302. He said he had a gun,
I didn't see the gun.Copy !req
303. I was not gonna ask
for proof.Copy !req
304. He was tall, six,
I don't know.
Maybe as tall as you.Copy !req
305. Fellas,
what's the problem here?Copy !req
306. Mr. Peters here
is reporting a robbery
on Montecito property.Copy !req
307. Mr. Deline, I really
didn't want to bother you
again.Copy !req
308. I asked them not to call.Copy !req
309. They didn't call.
It's all right, I got it.Copy !req
310. So what happened?Copy !req
311. I was walking to my car,
$2,000 in my pocket...Copy !req
312. The money I won
on the White Sox?Copy !req
313. This guy comes up to me,
says he's got a gun.Copy !req
314. He takes my cash,
my lucky paperclip,
and one of my Cutie-chums.Copy !req
315. I'm not blaming you,
though.Copy !req
316. I probably brought this
on myself.Copy !req
317. What do you mean?
How'd you do that?Copy !req
318. Well, before I left,
I went into one of
the little shops here...Copy !req
319. you know, the one
that sells the Cutie-chums.Copy !req
320. What the hell
is a Cutie-chum?Copy !req
321. The porcelain figurines.Copy !req
322. People collect them.
Right.Copy !req
323. So, I'm in the store,
I'm talking to this guy...Copy !req
324. turns out he's got a friend
who collects Cutie-chums, too.Copy !req
325. So you think
this guy robbed you
for this figurine?Copy !req
326. I'm telling you,
these collectors...Copy !req
327. they see a Cutie-chum
they want, they go postal.Copy !req
328. But you know, honestly,
you have done
more than enough already.Copy !req
329. I didn't even want
to bother you.Copy !req
330. All right, come on,
we'll call the cops.Copy !req
331. That's not necessary.Copy !req
332. Armed robbery
on Montecito property?
It is necessary.Copy !req
333. Please don't.Copy !req
334. Why?Copy !req
335. Well, because
after the robbery,
I suddenly realized...Copy !req
336. that the Cutie-chum
that this guy took...Copy !req
337. Wait, do me a favor.Copy !req
338. Please don't use the word
"Cutie-chum" again.Copy !req
339. Yeah, the porcelain figurine
that this guy took...Copy !req
340. might've been fake.
If the robber has a phony...Copy !req
341. Trust me on this,
the cops are not interested
in phony Cutie-chums.Copy !req
342. What they do care about
is armed robbery,
and so do I.Copy !req
343. No.
What?Copy !req
344. I'm not proud of this,
but there were
a couple of years...Copy !req
345. where I may not have filed
a timely tax return.Copy !req
346. A couple of years,
I don't know,
maybe I didn't file at all.Copy !req
347. The point is,
I told you about the robberyCopy !req
348. so you guys could be
on the lookout.Copy !req
349. But frankly,
I'd rather lose the money
than have the cops involved.Copy !req
350. All right, we'll look
at some surveillance tape.Copy !req
351. Thank you.Copy !req
352. And seeing as
how I was robbed here...Copy !req
353. maybe you could
loan me a little somethingCopy !req
354. so I can jump
on that Devil Rays situation?Copy !req
355. How does "no" sound to you?
No?Copy !req
356. Look, I'll put you to work.
If you need the money,
you'll earn it.Copy !req
357. Hi.
Hey.Copy !req
358. Benito!Copy !req
359. Cobb salad to go, please.Copy !req
360. And an iced tea.Copy !req
361. He isn't supposed
to give away food.Copy !req
362. She isn't supposed
to flash him.Copy !req
363. I'm just trying
to keep up employee morale.Copy !req
364. Why the long faces?Copy !req
365. Have you heard about
Fred Puterbaugh?
He's dating Ashanti?Copy !req
366. He's buying the Montecito.
He's that rich?Copy !req
367. Mike said he's worth,
like, $2 billion.Copy !req
368. Great, now I have
to be friendly to Fred.Copy !req
369. That's why
I'm a little nervous.Copy !req
370. We fired him from his
volunteer bartending position.Copy !req
371. He loved that job.Copy !req
372. Yeah, well I told him
the only reason
I didn't want him to woo me...Copy !req
373. was because
I was a lesbian.Copy !req
374. If Fred becomes my boss,
I guarantee you,Copy !req
375. he'll return the favor
and fire me.Copy !req
376. If he finds out I lied to him,
it's a wrap for me.Copy !req
377. It doesn't matter
what you've done in the past.Copy !req
378. Men are very simple creatures.Copy !req
379. There are very simple ways
to get back
on their good side.Copy !req
380. I checked
all available cameras.Copy !req
381. The robbery took place
in a blind spot.Copy !req
382. Which means,
either this guy knew...Copy !req
383. exactly where to do it,
or he just got real lucky.Copy !req
384. Tell you what,
check the gift shop
about 2:15...Copy !req
385. 'cause Arnold said
that he thinks the thief...Copy !req
386. might have been tipped off
by a guy he met in there.Copy !req
387. There you go.
See what you got on this guy.Copy !req
388. Cliff Haner,
Summerlin address.Copy !req
389. Hey.Copy !req
390. Thanks.Copy !req
391. Hi. I talked to the salon
about Mrs. Avizan's charges.Copy !req
392. Yeah? Are they legit?
I think so.Copy !req
393. Apparently she's
a real Sasquatch
down there.Copy !req
394. Just do me a favor,
stop right there.
Thank you. That's enough.Copy !req
395. You said
you wanted to know.
That's enough.Copy !req
396. Ed.Copy !req
397. Did you contact the cops?Copy !req
398. No. Arnold doesn't want
to get them involved.Copy !req
399. Before you ask,
he has no record.Copy !req
400. There's no arrests,
no warrants, nothing.Copy !req
401. He's just one of those
gray area kind of guys.Copy !req
402. I really think that
we should call the cops.Copy !req
403. I told him we wouldn't
and I keep my word.Copy !req
404. What do you care, anyway?
You never want to
contact the cops.Copy !req
405. I just think that
they could help, that's all.Copy !req
406. What's the name of that
new female detective
that took Luis' place?Copy !req
407. Jenny Cho.
Jenny Cho.Copy !req
408. Very good-looking girl,
no?Copy !req
409. Well, look, I'd like
to help your social life
along here...Copy !req
410. but I gave him my word,
so why don't you
just try to call her?Copy !req
411. Worst that happens, she says
you make her violently ill.Copy !req
412. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
413. I gotta see
this Cliff Haner
in Summerlin.Copy !req
414. All right, well,
thanks for the encouragement,
Ed.Copy !req
415. Good morning, angels.Copy !req
416. That was amazing,
Freddie.Copy !req
417. Was it as good for you
as it was for me?Copy !req
418. Probably not...Copy !req
419. but enjoyable,
nonetheless.Copy !req
420. Fred, thank you for making
all of our dreams come true.Copy !req
421. I'm just sorry
Mary missed out
on all this.Copy !req
422. You know, I actually
feel bad for her.Copy !req
423. Mary?Copy !req
424. Mary?Copy !req
425. Hey.Copy !req
426. Fred?Copy !req
427. Hi.Copy !req
428. Hi. Hi, honey.Copy !req
429. Did we wake you?
We were just going over
the details for the show.Copy !req
430. We thought
we heard you calling me.Copy !req
431. No. I was calling Ashanti.Copy !req
432. I just wanted to tell youCopy !req
433. I was having a dream
about you, honey.
A nice dream.Copy !req
434. How sweet.Copy !req
435. Well, the guy
from the gift shop,Copy !req
436. Cliff Haner,
his story checks out.Copy !req
437. He didn't use his cellphone
and he went
directly to the salon.Copy !req
438. Well, there goes
Arnold's theory.Copy !req
439. But maybe someone
at the sports book...Copy !req
440. saw him collect the $2,000
and then followed him out.Copy !req
441. You know, we should have
Arnold take a look
at these tapes.Copy !req
442. Where is he?
We got an address?Copy !req
443. Yeah, he's here.Copy !req
444. He's here? Why?
I gave him a job.Copy !req
445. Ed, he was passing out flyers
without our permission.Copy !req
446. He was using your name
without authorization.Copy !req
447. He didn't have to
turn in that cheat.
So I'm helping him out.Copy !req
448. That's right,
every once in a while,Copy !req
449. I help out a guy
whether I have to or not.Copy !req
450. Listen, call up landscaping,
and see
if they can locate Arnold.Copy !req
451. Hey, Arnold.Copy !req
452. You know,
your supervisor's saying
you're doing a heck of a job.Copy !req
453. Well, I appreciate
the opportunity.Copy !req
454. You know, I don't
look down my nose at any job.Copy !req
455. And I'm not looking
to cut any corners.Copy !req
456. It's like you said,
I'm gonna earn the money,
make that Devil Rays play...Copy !req
457. be on my way.
Would you...Copy !req
458. mind coming up to the office
with me?Copy !req
459. I'd like to show you
some video.Copy !req
460. You know, I don't
get a break for another hour.Copy !req
461. I run the place.Copy !req
462. Of course.
Right.Copy !req
463. No, the guy who robbed me
wasn't any of those people.Copy !req
464. What about the clerk,
the guy who paid you?Copy !req
465. Wasn't him either.
All right, tell you what.Copy !req
466. If we find anything out,
we'll let you know.Copy !req
467. Happy days.Copy !req
468. I guess we'll just have to
ask your girlfriendCopy !req
469. if this robbery
fits anybody's M.O.Copy !req
470. She's not my girlfriend.Copy !req
471. Just don't give her
Arnold's name.
Okay.Copy !req
472. Hi, Fred.
Hi, Delinda.Copy !req
473. Listen, Fred...Copy !req
474. I just wanted you to knowCopy !req
475. that when we eliminated
your bartending internship...Copy !req
476. It wasn't your decision.Copy !req
477. You knew?
I figured as much.Copy !req
478. Do you think
we have a special connection?Copy !req
479. Absolutely.Copy !req
480. Me, too.Copy !req
481. Give me a hug.Copy !req
482. Okay.Copy !req
483. Okay, Fred. You know,
I just wanted
to clear the air.Copy !req
484. Okay.Copy !req
485. Delinda.
Yeah?Copy !req
486. You want to see
something really swell?Copy !req
487. Fred, if that's
a pick-up line,Copy !req
488. it's the worst
I've ever heard.Copy !req
489. No, I was talking about...Copy !req
490. that fabulous
Pontiac Solstice.Copy !req
491. Sam.Copy !req
492. Yeah.Copy !req
493. Ed Deline told me you spoke
to the woman in the salon.Copy !req
494. Yes, I did.Copy !req
495. Have you tried
our ice-blended
at Cup-A-Jo's?Copy !req
496. It's literally the best thing
I've ever tasted.Copy !req
497. No. Did she admit
overcharging my wife?Copy !req
498. Yes, she did,
and she's very sorry.Copy !req
499. Well, at least
she admitted it.
There you go.Copy !req
500. Hey, Fred,
can I see you
a minute please?Copy !req
501. Yeah, sure, Mr. D.Copy !req
502. Just divide them up.
My treat.Copy !req
503. Very nice.Copy !req
504. So I was thinking,
if there are
any similar robberies...Copy !req
505. that you haven't cleared,
maybe we could
tie them together.Copy !req
506. I'll run it.Copy !req
507. How have you been?
Good. You?Copy !req
508. Good. Thinking about you.Copy !req
509. Really?Copy !req
510. You don't meet a lot of cops
as beautiful as you.Copy !req
511. I've always had a thing
for a girl with a.38
strapped to her thigh.Copy !req
512. You want me to frisk you?Copy !req
513. Don't even have to
read me my rights.Copy !req
514. We got four armed robberiesCopy !req
515. within two block of your place
in the last year.Copy !req
516. All the victims
had just left the Montecito.Copy !req
517. Looks like someone's tipping
someone off. I have an idea.Copy !req
518. Do you mind
if I use your computer?
Go ahead.Copy !req
519. I'm checking Montecito
employees' schedule data.Copy !req
520. What were the dates
of the other robberies?Copy !req
521. Look at this. Jack Byrum,
the clerk who paid my guy...Copy !req
522. was also on duty during
those four other robberies.Copy !req
523. Can you get access
to phone records here?Copy !req
524. With probable cause.Copy !req
525. If Byrum was
tipping people off,Copy !req
526. he probably had to
use his cellphone, no?Copy !req
527. A hunch isn't probable cause.Copy !req
528. Tell you what,
you access those records...Copy !req
529. I'll take you to dinner.
Anywhere you'd like.Copy !req
530. Is that supposed to
persuade me?Copy !req
531. And a suite at the Montecito.Copy !req
532. They give you guys passkeys?Copy !req
533. Byrum called a Vincent Kamen
on Lone Mountain...Copy !req
534. about 10 minutes
before all the robberies.Copy !req
535. You want to head out there?Copy !req
536. Together?Copy !req
537. Hell, yes.Copy !req
538. I guess
I owe you a dinner.Copy !req
539. Fred, have you
really given a thought
to what's needed...Copy !req
540. to run a multi-billion-
dollar business?Copy !req
541. I have multi-billions.Copy !req
542. No, I know that. But ours is
a very competitive industry.Copy !req
543. So do you think that you have
the experience you might need?Copy !req
544. Listen, working at
Fido Frank's Stereo Corral
taught me a lot.Copy !req
545. A lot.Copy !req
546. I'm sure it did.Copy !req
547. I can't imagine
you'd want to put
5,000 jobs at risk.Copy !req
548. I mean, it'd only take
a little mistake,
you understand that?Copy !req
549. Yes. Which is why I've
partnered with some people
who know a lot more than I do.Copy !req
550. Maloofs...
Hey.Copy !req
551. this is Ed Deline.Copy !req
552. Yes, we know each other,
thanks.Copy !req
553. Now, Gavin and Joe run
the Sacramento Kings
and the Palms...Copy !req
554. I know that.Copy !req
555. Really?
Then what does Phil do?Copy !req
556. Phil. He knows
a lot of beautiful women.Copy !req
557. You do know Phil.Copy !req
558. All these years the Palms
and the Montecito
have been battling it out.Copy !req
559. So we finally decided,
if we can't beat them,
buy them.Copy !req
560. So you guys are gonna
partner up with Fred here?Copy !req
561. Never hurts to go in business
with a deep pockets guy.Copy !req
562. Right.
Yeah.
Deep like the Grand Canyon.Copy !req
563. Vince?Copy !req
564. Who the hell are you?
Danny McCoy
with the Montecito.Copy !req
565. I'm not gonna
beat around the bush.Copy !req
566. We know you've been in contact
with Jack Byrum.Copy !req
567. Get the hell out of here.Copy !req
568. We're pretty sure
he's been tipping you off...Copy !req
569. when he knows there's
someone with a lot of cash
leaving the sports book.Copy !req
570. Here's my proposal:
You tell me
what you know about Jack...Copy !req
571. we fire Jack,
there's no police,
no charges brought...Copy !req
572. and you get to keep enjoying
this very handsome home.Copy !req
573. I don't know
any Jack Byrum.Copy !req
574. Most people, right about now,
they'd be saying:Copy !req
575. "Get out of here,
I'm gonna call the cops."Copy !req
576. But you can't say that,
can you?Copy !req
577. I will call the cops,
and I will tell them
everything I know.Copy !req
578. They'll pick up Jack
and he'll tell them
everything he knows.Copy !req
579. And if you think
Jack isn't gonna rat...
Okay.Copy !req
580. Jack would call me
whenever
he made a big payout...Copy !req
581. to somebody he thought
might be an easy mark.Copy !req
582. But I didn't rob anybody,
man.Copy !req
583. Look, I swear.
The only thing I did was
I sell the information.Copy !req
584. And then Jack and I,
we'd split the proceeds.Copy !req
585. Fair enough.
Yeah?Copy !req
586. Vince.Copy !req
587. You're under arrest.
Conspiracy to commit robbery.Copy !req
588. I lied. Sorry.Copy !req
589. Mr. Deline.
How are you?Copy !req
590. See, I was right.
That woman in the salon
was overcharging.Copy !req
591. Well, I have someone
looking into that.Copy !req
592. Yeah, I know, Sam.
She already did.Copy !req
593. And she told me
the woman admitted
ripping-off my wife.Copy !req
594. Well, if that's what she said.Copy !req
595. So I assume
you're gonna fire her.
We'll certainly talk about it.Copy !req
596. What, a slap on the wrist?
No.Copy !req
597. Look, if this woman
isn't fired,Copy !req
598. I won't be coming back
to the Montecito.Copy !req
599. And I'll make sure
none of my friends
come back here, either.Copy !req
600. Sam?Copy !req
601. Did you tell Avizan
that his wife
was being ripped-off?Copy !req
602. And why?Copy !req
603. Well, I don't care
if it's embarrassing.Copy !req
604. The guy's about to badmouth us
to everybody he knows.Copy !req
605. So just make it right.
And do it now.Copy !req
606. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
607. So the cops
arrested Byrum.Copy !req
608. Good. I don't want to see
that rat bastard again.Copy !req
609. And we found the guy
that robbed Arnold,
but the money was gone.Copy !req
610. That's too bad.Copy !req
611. Are you gonna keep him
on in landscaping?Copy !req
612. I don't know.Copy !req
613. I think he has
a bigger upside there
than he does in handicapping.Copy !req
614. The freaking Devil Rays lost.Copy !req
615. You bet it?
He picked
the White Sox right?Copy !req
616. Danny, come on,
the party's starting.
Come on.Copy !req
617. There could be
some security issues, so...Copy !req
618. Hey, Mr. Deline.
Don't worry,
I'm not on duty.Copy !req
619. No. It's not a problem,
don't worry about it.Copy !req
620. Listen, I just came up
with a great idea.Copy !req
621. Yeah?
Yeah.Copy !req
622. You notice how when people ask
for mustard or ketchup
or steak sauce...Copy !req
623. you have to bring
all these bottles
to the table?Copy !req
624. Exactly.Copy !req
625. What would happen
if you had one holder
for all the bottles?Copy !req
626. Listen to this,
you can call it the
"condiment caddy."Copy !req
627. I mean, just think
what a great investment
opportunity...Copy !req
628. Stop.Copy !req
629. You know what
your weekend results were?Copy !req
630. No, I haven't had
a chance to look.
How did we do?Copy !req
631. All losers.
Every single one of them.Copy !req
632. What was your
winning percentage
this entire year?Copy !req
633. I want the truth.Copy !req
634. 48.5.Copy !req
635. That's almost as good as
flipping a coin.Copy !req
636. I really thought that...Copy !req
637. White Sox game was
the turning point, you know?Copy !req
638. I've been doing
a lot of thinking.Copy !req
639. You're a decent guy.
You're a hard worker,
and you mean well.Copy !req
640. But you just have to
learn to focus.Copy !req
641. Focus.
You gotta stop
with this handicapping...Copy !req
642. and the Cutie-chums,
and this condiment thing.Copy !req
643. I don't know
why you gotta mess around
with all that crap...Copy !req
644. when you can
really do something very well.Copy !req
645. If you're talking
about my act, I told you...Copy !req
646. the world of magic
passed me by.Copy !req
647. What kind of attitude is that?Copy !req
648. From a guy
who can invent a thingCopy !req
649. that carries
mustard and ketchup...Copy !req
650. while he's sitting here
sipping a beer?Copy !req
651. I mean, you could
certainly freshen up
a magic act.Copy !req
652. Even if I did,
I just don't think
it's the thing...Copy !req
653. No. If you do,
I'll give you a shot,
right here, okay?Copy !req
654. You're kidding.
No.Copy !req
655. I mean, not the big room,
but the Moonlight Corner,
a couple of shows.Copy !req
656. You would really do that?
Yeah.Copy !req
657. But I mean, you have to
quit with the Chums...Copy !req
658. and the handicapping,
and you must straighten out
your back taxes.Copy !req
659. Mr. Deline, I'm telling you...Copy !req
660. some of those years,
I think I got a refund coming.Copy !req
661. Please.
Right.Copy !req
662. So can I start right now?Copy !req
663. Yeah, I guess
that could be arranged.Copy !req
664. Hello.Copy !req
665. Hi, Sam.
You remember my wife, Jackie.Copy !req
666. Yes. Hi, how are you?Copy !req
667. Remember
when we spoke earlier?
I wasn't completely candid.Copy !req
668. How so?
Well...Copy !req
669. I said that the salon admitted
to overcharging your wife.Copy !req
670. That wasn't completely true.Copy !req
671. What, did they deny it?
No.Copy !req
672. They just said that
the charges were highCopy !req
673. because the process
they had to use...Copy !req
674. on your beautiful wife
was particularly...Copy !req
675. challenging.Copy !req
676. And, I got you those
front row tickets
to Tom Jones. And Jay Leno.Copy !req
677. You know, that sounds
like a lot of malarkey.Copy !req
678. No. You see,
sometimes hirsute women
have a little extra...Copy !req
679. I'm sorry,
what does that mean?Copy !req
680. Hairy.Copy !req
681. Your wife's got a lot of hair.Copy !req
682. Come on, honey,
we're out of here.Copy !req
683. Sir, I'm just trying to say
they had to use 35 strips...Copy !req
684. And we are not
coming back here.
instead of the normal...Copy !req
685. Two strips.Copy !req
686. Well, if your wife
was alive...Copy !req
687. and she had married you
for your money...Copy !req
688. maybe she should
take this, too.Copy !req
689. Thank you very much.Copy !req
690. I'll be back
with another show
in a few minutes.Copy !req
691. I don't know, Mr. Deline.Copy !req
692. If the shirt-off-his-back
doesn't get an audience
on its feet...Copy !req
693. Arnold, to be honest
with you,
that's the same act...Copy !req
694. that I saw 10 years ago.
The same.Copy !req
695. I mean, you're a smart guy.
You gotta update.Copy !req
696. That's what you gotta do.
You'll be great.Copy !req
697. Hello.Copy !req
698. You look very nice.Copy !req
699. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
700. Thank you.Copy !req
701. So how's everything
with Jake?Copy !req
702. It's good.
Yeah?Copy !req
703. Yeah.
Good?Copy !req
704. How are things going
with Jenny?Copy !req
705. How did you know
about that?Copy !req
706. Anyway, nothing's happened.
We haven't even gone out.Copy !req
707. Are you gonna?Copy !req
708. Go out or...Copy !req
709. You know, I feel kind of weird
talking about dating with you,
Mary.Copy !req
710. Why do you feel weird...Copy !req
711. talking about dating with me?
We're friends, right?Copy !req
712. I mean,
that's what friends do.Copy !req
713. You know what...Copy !req
714. Ashanti.Copy !req
715. Ashanti...Copy !req
716. Great.Copy !req
717. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
718. How are you?
Good.Copy !req
719. You look fantastic.
Thank you.Copy !req
720. Mary, Jake.
Hi.Copy !req
721. Jenny.Copy !req
722. If your husband
only married you
for his money,Copy !req
723. maybe he'd like this,
too.Copy !req