1. Seems so cold in there.Copy !req
2. Yeah.Copy !req
3. That was fantastic.Copy !req
4. Thank you. This is actually
the first time...Copy !req
5. that I'm gonna be performing this live...Copy !req
6. so I'm a little bit nervous. You
have nothing to worry about.Copy !req
7. Thanks. Is there anything
at all that you need?Copy !req
8. Actually, yeah.Copy !req
9. I'm gonna need a few
bottled waters... Done.Copy !req
10. some towels... Done.Copy !req
11. and are Ed and Danny
available for a meeting?Copy !req
12. Sure. Is anything wrong?Copy !req
13. It's for my boyfriend.Copy !req
14. Ashanti. Yes?Copy !req
15. Care to join me in the cuddle tub?Copy !req
16. Hello to you, too. Hello.Copy !req
17. Do you know Mary?
Yeah. We met at Mystique.Copy !req
18. Maybe you'd like to join us.Copy !req
19. I told you, I don't do that kind of thing.Copy !req
20. Well, you know what they say, honey.Copy !req
21. Two's company, three's a party.Copy !req
22. Mike. Yeah.Copy !req
23. Check it out. These two
have been at it for 20 minutesCopy !req
24. in the east elevator.Copy !req
25. It's Hot 100 week, man.
Everybody gets their freak on.Copy !req
26. Who's switching the monitors? I did.Copy !req
27. This guy's passing out flyers
in the casino. Get rid of him.Copy !req
28. And tell that girl to keep
her clothes on, will you?Copy !req
29. I got the elevator.Copy !req
30. Hey.Copy !req
31. You remember Fred?
How could I forget?Copy !req
32. How are you, Fred? Great,
Mr. Deline. Great to see you.Copy !req
33. Hey, Fred. Hey, Danny.Copy !req
34. Fred here would like to
meet with you guys.Copy !req
35. I would love to, but I gotta
run. Boss' orders. We'll catch up.Copy !req
36. I've got a phone call
I have to make, on the phone.Copy !req
37. Well? Well?Copy !req
38. Shall we step into your office?Copy !req
39. What brings you back to Vegas?Copy !req
40. Ed, comes a time in a man's life...Copy !req
41. when he has to
take stock of what he's doneCopy !req
42. and what he needs to do.Copy !req
43. You need to do something
here? What I need to do...Copy !req
44. is offer appropriate thanks
to you and Danny.Copy !req
45. The two people
who not only saved my life...Copy !req
46. but made me obscenely rich.Copy !req
47. It's just not necessary. I mean, the
fact that we could turn your life around...Copy !req
48. and help you become a millionaire...Copy !req
49. Do not call me a millionaire. You're not?Copy !req
50. No.Copy !req
51. I'm a billionaire.Copy !req
52. Which means I pretty much
get whatever I want.Copy !req
53. But what I want now is to thank
you in a sincere, heartfelt way.Copy !req
54. I'm touched.Copy !req
55. All right. Go ahead.Copy !req
56. Not here. No.Copy !req
57. I want to take you shopping.Copy !req
58. And I'd love to go.Copy !req
59. But I'm just jammed with
meetings for the next few days.Copy !req
60. What about Danny?
Danny. Sure, Danny...Copy !req
61. He'd love to go. I'll
clear his schedule. Good.Copy !req
62. Well, so I guess your present
will just have to be a surprise.Copy !req
63. Thank you.Copy !req
64. New betting service.Copy !req
65. Top rates. Top-rate betting
service. Here. Thank you.Copy !req
66. Thanks.Copy !req
67. - There he is.
- Yeah, I see him.Copy !req
68. Damn it.Copy !req
69. It's Mitch.Copy !req
70. I lost the guy that was passing out
flyers. See if you can Video IQ him.Copy !req
71. All right, try Craps 39.Copy !req
72. Winner, coming up. Six!Copy !req
73. Grab your chips. We're
gonna take a little walk.Copy !req
74. Montecito security. Come on.Copy !req
75. I don't know what this is
about, but you got the wrong guy.Copy !req
76. You're not allowed to distribute
flyers on Montecito property.Copy !req
77. But luckily for you, I'm
just gonna throw you out.Copy !req
78. I'm not distributing flyers.Copy !req
79. Well, what're you gonna
believe, me or your own eyes?Copy !req
80. That's a joke.Copy !req
81. I'll be on my way. Ed Deline
says you're the best ever, huh?Copy !req
82. You know him? Do you know him?Copy !req
83. I wouldn't say we're close
but he's a hell of a guy.Copy !req
84. Come with me. Ed loves
to see his name in print.Copy !req
85. It's gonna be fun.Copy !req
86. Gotta admit, quoting you on his flyer...Copy !req
87. when you guys have never
even met takes a lot of balls.Copy !req
88. We have met.Copy !req
89. Guess you didn't make
much of an impression.Copy !req
90. Actually, I did. It was back in '95.Copy !req
91. And I had a gig here, in the old
Lido Lounge. It was a magic act.Copy !req
92. You came down one dayCopy !req
93. and you saw my
old shirt-off-his-back trick.Copy !req
94. You remember?Copy !req
95. I used to bring the mister
and missus up on the stage...Copy !req
96. and I'd pull hubby's shirt off...Copy !req
97. while he was talking about how
she didn't marry him for his money.Copy !req
98. You know what? I do
remember. This guy's pretty good.Copy !req
99. You loved it. You told me.Copy !req
100. Pretty good, maybe.Copy !req
101. "The best ever," highly unlikely.Copy !req
102. And if I said anything, it
wasn't about a betting service.Copy !req
103. You know, you're right.Copy !req
104. I went a little overboard in
the creative license department.Copy !req
105. The thing is,
as good a magician as I am...Copy !req
106. I'm an even better sports handicapper.Copy !req
107. I gotta tell you, Mr. Deline,
it is a frigging gift.Copy !req
108. And I'm just trying to get a little
positive word-of-mouth out there...Copy !req
109. so I can get my service up on its feet.Copy !req
110. Listen, good luck.
Just take it somewhere else.Copy !req
111. And please take my
name off this flyer. Okay.Copy !req
112. Jeez, I feel terrible about this.
You know, I'm gonna do you a favor.Copy !req
113. He's gonna do us a favor.Copy !req
114. The guy who's shooting craps at
the table I left is using loaded dice.Copy !req
115. Table 39.Copy !req
116. He's still there.Copy !req
117. I saw him switch the dice after
he rolled his point. Very smooth.Copy !req
118. Apparently extremely smooth
because none of my people saw it.Copy !req
119. Well, you see, that is the magician's eye.Copy !req
120. You want me to go down and
check it out? Yeah, go ahead.Copy !req
121. No. You're going shopping with Fred.Copy !req
122. What?Copy !req
123. Nessa?Copy !req
124. 45's what we need. 45.Copy !req
125. Switch the dice after this next roll.Copy !req
126. 45, come on, now. Here we go.Copy !req
127. Five. It's a no-field five.Copy !req
128. What are you switching them for?Copy !req
129. I had a nice roll going
with the other ones.Copy !req
130. You know, it's hard enough
to win around here.Copy !req
131. All right, I know you're ready.Copy !req
132. I've got a hot hand.
Everything's going right.Copy !req
133. Here we go. Come on, now, 45.Copy !req
134. Seven, seven out.Copy !req
135. It's clean.Copy !req
136. - Wait, is that his drink?
- Yeah.Copy !req
137. He probably didn't want to have
them on him in case he got stopped.Copy !req
138. Ed, they're loaded.Copy !req
139. Why am I running?Copy !req
140. Mike, the guy with the buckle
and the yahoo tie! Holding room.Copy !req
141. Hey, hey.Copy !req
142. Guys, come on. What?Copy !req
143. Take him to the holding room.Copy !req
144. Come on. Hey, come on.Copy !req
145. Mr. Deline. Mr. Avizan, how are you?Copy !req
146. Frankly, I'm a little upset. Why's that?Copy !req
147. I really appreciate you guys comping
my room, food and beverages...Copy !req
148. but I don't thinkCopy !req
149. that gives you the right to rip
me off on the other charges.Copy !req
150. What charges?
My wife went to the salon...Copy !req
151. for a bikini wax. You know
what they charged her?Copy !req
152. $275. What did you do?Copy !req
153. Tell them to triple the price
to get back some money?Copy !req
154. No, of course not. Listen, I apologize...Copy !req
155. I'll make sure that all charges
are taken away from your bill.Copy !req
156. How's that?Copy !req
157. Thank you. You bet.Copy !req
158. And you really should make sure
no one else is getting ripped off.Copy !req
159. Absolutely. And enjoy the
rest of your stay, won't you?Copy !req
160. Ed.Copy !req
161. Let me ask you, is $275 a lot
for a bikini wax?Copy !req
162. Listen, I got them cuing up
the loaded dice tape.Copy !req
163. Back it up five seconds.Copy !req
164. Hey.Copy !req
165. Detective Cho, how are you? Ed.Copy !req
166. Mike. Hey, Jenny.Copy !req
167. Mike called, said you got a
cheater in your holding room?Copy !req
168. Yeah, right. We're
running the tape right now.Copy !req
169. Right there. See? He's dropping
the loaded dice into the drink.Copy !req
170. Freeze it. Blow it up
10 fields, would you?Copy !req
171. See them dropping?Copy !req
172. I'll get you a copy. Need anything
else? No. That ought to be enough.Copy !req
173. Is Danny around?Copy !req
174. Danny is on a very special assignment.Copy !req
175. You need him? No. Just tell him I say hi.Copy !req
176. Yeah, well, I mean, what do you want?Copy !req
177. Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Prada?Copy !req
178. Fred, this really isn't necessary.Copy !req
179. Danny, what I'm going to buy you
is eons beyond "isn't necessary."Copy !req
180. It's downright extravagant.
Ridiculously extravagant.Copy !req
181. That's not always good, Fred.Copy !req
182. Showing gratitude...Copy !req
183. for instilling a sense of
purpose in one's life is bad?Copy !req
184. No, showing gratitude isn't
bad, but taking somebody on a...Copy !req
185. Because that is what you did.Copy !req
186. Like it or not, you're my life coach.Copy !req
187. Send me in, Life Coach McCoy.Copy !req
188. Hey.Copy !req
189. A little vino before we stroll?Copy !req
190. No, let's not. Great.Copy !req
191. Arnold, what are you doing?Copy !req
192. Just... Nothing.Copy !req
193. Well, thank you.Copy !req
194. What's this?Copy !req
195. It's the Montecito reward program.Copy !req
196. It's $500 for information...Copy !req
197. leading to the arrest of anyone
violating state gaming laws.Copy !req
198. $500? Well, I doubled it. It's $1,000.Copy !req
199. Mr. Deline, thank you so much.Copy !req
200. I gotta tell you, this couldn't
have come at a better time.Copy !req
201. You can use it
to print up some new flyers.Copy !req
202. No. I'm gonna use this for
something much more urgent.Copy !req
203. White Sox-Indians.Copy !req
204. A bet? No, not just a bet. A lock.Copy !req
205. And not a run-of-the-mill five-star lock...Copy !req
206. not the lock of the season,
not the lock of the century.Copy !req
207. It's what I call "the lock with no name."Copy !req
208. And that is because it shows you...Copy !req
209. how far ahead of all the other locks it is.Copy !req
210. Well, good luck.Copy !req
211. White Sox. Excuse me?Copy !req
212. Let's just sayCopy !req
213. it has something to do with
day games following a day off...Copy !req
214. on Eastern time... I'm getting
a little bit of a headache.Copy !req
215. I gotta go, okay? Thanks.Copy !req
216. You're in for a taste, my treat.Copy !req
217. Yum, yum.Copy !req
218. See, I don't care
about your female problems.Copy !req
219. I would, however, like you
to get to work on time.Copy !req
220. On time. Okay.Copy !req
221. Sam, come here.Copy !req
222. What exactly is a bikini
wax supposed to cost?Copy !req
223. That's very metrosexual of you.Copy !req
224. That's not funny. It's not for me.Copy !req
225. It's not for me. It's for one
of your clients, a Mr. Avizan.Copy !req
226. He says that his wife said
we overcharged her. $275?Copy !req
227. That does sound high.Copy !req
228. He's a pretty serious player, maybe
we should take it off of his check.Copy !req
229. I took care of that already. But if
somebody is ripping people off...Copy !req
230. down at our salon, I
would like to know about it.Copy !req
231. Yeah, of course, I'm on it. Okay.Copy !req
232. And, Ed, lots of guys are doing it.Copy !req
233. Doing what? Waxing.Copy !req
234. Ed...Copy !req
235. look what Fred bought me.Copy !req
236. It's beautiful.Copy !req
237. Danny's probably too polite to
tell you how much it cost, so I will.Copy !req
238. $186,000.Copy !req
239. But you know what I say?
Quality is priceless.Copy !req
240. Now, you ready for your gift?Copy !req
241. All the rappers wear them.Copy !req
242. It's very nice. Thank you so much.Copy !req
243. Quarter of a million dollars.
But that's not my real present.Copy !req
244. My real present is...Copy !req
245. I'm buying the Montecito.Copy !req
246. The gift that keeps on giving!Copy !req
247. I'm afraid it is possible.Copy !req
248. So you're telling me Fred Puterbaugh
could buy the Montecito hotel?Copy !req
249. Net worth in excess of $2 billion.Copy !req
250. You know what this guy had
when he came in here?Copy !req
251. I know he was down on his luck.Copy !req
252. $3 and a suicide note. I mean...Copy !req
253. I don't get it. $2 billion.Copy !req
254. I mean, that takes
some pretty shrewd investing.Copy !req
255. This guy was fired as a stereo salesman.Copy !req
256. He's gotta have some experts
he's working with.Copy !req
257. It doesn't matter who he has. If
he gets this joint, we're in trouble.Copy !req
258. Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
259. Mr. D., there's an Arnold Peters
out here, says he'd like to see you.Copy !req
260. Yeah, bring him in. The flyers guy?Copy !req
261. Yeah. He used to do a
magic act here. He's all right.Copy !req
262. Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
263. You been watching the results?Copy !req
264. No, I'm sorry, I haven't. This
is my associate, Mike Cannon.Copy !req
265. Mike. I gave him the White
Sox, they come through, big time.Copy !req
266. Gentleman that he is, he
doesn't want to accept the tip...Copy !req
267. so I put a little something down for him.Copy !req
268. And here is your cut, $200.Copy !req
269. I can't take that. But...Copy !req
270. No, we're not allowed. That's true.Copy !req
271. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
272. Well, why give a man a trout when
you can give him a rod and reel?Copy !req
273. Isn't that what they say?Copy !req
274. Sounds close enough.Copy !req
275. My weekend picks.Copy !req
276. P.S., I am all over the Devil Rays.Copy !req
277. Well, this definitely makes us even.Copy !req
278. Hi. Is Polly here?Copy !req
279. Hello, Sam. Hi, Polly.Copy !req
280. You want a mani-pedi?
No. Actually, I don't.Copy !req
281. There was a little bit of a complaint.Copy !req
282. About me? Yeah.Copy !req
283. One of my clients says
that you overcharged his wife.Copy !req
284. I guess she had a bikini wax.Copy !req
285. What name? Avizan.Copy !req
286. She says that you charged her $275,Copy !req
287. and that seemed
a little pricey to me, so...Copy !req
288. Sam, you see her before?
No, actually, I've never...Copy !req
289. She hairy like man.Copy !req
290. I had to go all the way around
the corner, clean basement.Copy !req
291. Have to use a 35 strip, usually seven.Copy !req
292. You see her after?Copy !req
293. You know what, Polly? In fact I...
She looking much more cleaner.Copy !req
294. You ask husband, before
and after, see difference.Copy !req
295. Customer not always right.
Calm down for just a second.Copy !req
296. All I wanted to know is, do
you think the charges are fair?Copy !req
297. And quite obviously, you
do, so... No overcharge.Copy !req
298. I lift sheet, look like a jungle. Polly!Copy !req
299. That is a little too much
information. Okay. I love you.Copy !req
300. I love you, too.Copy !req
301. He said he had a gun,
I didn't see the gun.Copy !req
302. I was not gonna ask for proof.Copy !req
303. He was tall, six, I don't
know. Maybe as tall as you.Copy !req
304. Fellas, what's the problem here?Copy !req
305. Mr. Peters here is reporting a
robbery on Montecito property.Copy !req
306. Mr. Deline, I really didn't
want to bother you again.Copy !req
307. I asked them not to call.Copy !req
308. They didn't call. It's all right, I got it.Copy !req
309. So what happened?Copy !req
310. I was walking to my car,
$2,000 in my pocket...Copy !req
311. The money I won on the White Sox?Copy !req
312. This guy comes up to me,
says he's got a gun.Copy !req
313. He takes my cash, my lucky
paperclip, and one of my Cutie-chums.Copy !req
314. I'm not blaming you, though.Copy !req
315. I probably brought this on myself.Copy !req
316. What do you mean? How'd you do that?Copy !req
317. Well, before I left, I went into
one of the little shops here...Copy !req
318. you know, the one
that sells the Cutie-chums.Copy !req
319. What the hell is a Cutie-chum?Copy !req
320. The porcelain figurines.Copy !req
321. People collect them. Right.Copy !req
322. So, I'm in the store,
I'm talking to this guy...Copy !req
323. turns out he's got a friend
who collects Cutie-chums, too.Copy !req
324. So you think this guy
robbed you for this figurine?Copy !req
325. I'm telling you, these collectors...Copy !req
326. they see a Cutie-chum
they want, they go postal.Copy !req
327. But you know, honestly, you have
done more than enough already.Copy !req
328. I didn't even want to bother you.Copy !req
329. All right, come on, we'll call the cops.Copy !req
330. That's not necessary.Copy !req
331. Armed robbery on Montecito
property? It is necessary.Copy !req
332. Please don't.Copy !req
333. Why?Copy !req
334. Well, because after the
robbery, I suddenly realized...Copy !req
335. that the Cutie-chum that this guy took...Copy !req
336. Wait, do me a favor.Copy !req
337. Please don't use the word
"Cutie-chum" again.Copy !req
338. Yeah, the porcelain figurine
that this guy took...Copy !req
339. might've been fake.
If the robber has a phony...Copy !req
340. Trust me on this, the cops are
not interested in phony Cutie-chums.Copy !req
341. What they do care about is
armed robbery, and so do I.Copy !req
342. No. What?Copy !req
343. I'm not proud of this, but
there were a couple of years...Copy !req
344. where I may not have filed
a timely tax return.Copy !req
345. A couple of years, I don't
know, maybe I didn't file at all.Copy !req
346. The point is, I told you about the robberyCopy !req
347. so you guys could be on the lookout.Copy !req
348. But frankly, I'd rather lose the
money than have the cops involved.Copy !req
349. All right, we'll look
at some surveillance tape.Copy !req
350. Thank you.Copy !req
351. And seeing as how I was robbed here...Copy !req
352. maybe you could
loan me a little somethingCopy !req
353. so I can jump
on that Devil Rays situation?Copy !req
354. How does "no" sound to you? No?Copy !req
355. Look, I'll put you to work. If you
need the money, you'll earn it.Copy !req
356. Hi. Hey.Copy !req
357. Benito!Copy !req
358. Cobb salad to go, please.Copy !req
359. And an iced tea.Copy !req
360. He isn't supposed to give away food.Copy !req
361. She isn't supposed to flash him.Copy !req
362. I'm just trying
to keep up employee morale.Copy !req
363. Why the long faces?Copy !req
364. Have you heard about Fred
Puterbaugh? He's dating Ashanti?Copy !req
365. He's buying the Montecito.
He's that rich?Copy !req
366. Mike said he's worth, like, $2 billion.Copy !req
367. Great, now I have to be friendly to Fred.Copy !req
368. That's why I'm a little nervous.Copy !req
369. We fired him from his
volunteer bar tending position.Copy !req
370. He loved that job.Copy !req
371. Yeah, well I told him the only
reason I didn't want him to woo me...Copy !req
372. was because I was a lesbian.Copy !req
373. If Fred becomes my boss,
I guarantee you,Copy !req
374. he'll return the favor and fire me.Copy !req
375. If he finds out I lied to him,
it's a wrap for me.Copy !req
376. It doesn't matter
what you've done in the past.Copy !req
377. Men are very simple creatures.Copy !req
378. There are very simple ways
to get back on their good side.Copy !req
379. I checked all available cameras.Copy !req
380. The robbery took place in a blind spot.Copy !req
381. Which means, either this guy knew...Copy !req
382. exactly where to do it,
or he just got real lucky.Copy !req
383. Tell you what, check
the gift shop about 2:15...Copy !req
384. 'cause Arnold said
that he thinks the thief...Copy !req
385. might have been tipped off
by a guy he met in there.Copy !req
386. There you go.
See what you got on this guy.Copy !req
387. Cliff Haner, Summerlin address.Copy !req
388. Hey.Copy !req
389. Thanks.Copy !req
390. Hi. I talked to the salon
about Mrs. Avizan's charges.Copy !req
391. Yeah? Are they legit? I think so.Copy !req
392. Apparently she's a real
Sasquatch down there.Copy !req
393. Just do me a favor, stop right
there. Thank you. That's enough.Copy !req
394. You said you wanted
to know. That's enough.Copy !req
395. Ed.Copy !req
396. Did you contact the cops?Copy !req
397. No. Arnold doesn't want
to get them involved.Copy !req
398. Before you ask, he has no record.Copy !req
399. There's no arrests, no warrants, nothing.Copy !req
400. He's just one of those
gray area kind of guys.Copy !req
401. I really think that we should call the cops.Copy !req
402. I told him we wouldn't
and I keep my word.Copy !req
403. What do you care, anyway? You
never want to contact the cops.Copy !req
404. I just think that they could help, that's all.Copy !req
405. What's the name of that new
female detective that took Luis' place?Copy !req
406. Jenny Cho. Jenny Cho.Copy !req
407. Very good-looking girl, no?Copy !req
408. Well, look, I'd like to help
your social life along here...Copy !req
409. but I gave him my word, so
why don't you just try to call her?Copy !req
410. Worst that happens, she says
you make her violently ill.Copy !req
411. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
412. I gotta see this Cliff Haner in Summerlin.Copy !req
413. All right, well, thanks for
the encouragement, Ed.Copy !req
414. Good morning, angels.Copy !req
415. That was amazing, Freddie.Copy !req
416. Was it as good for you as it was for me?Copy !req
417. Probably not...Copy !req
418. but enjoyable, nonetheless.Copy !req
419. Fred, thank you for making
all of our dreams come true.Copy !req
420. I'm just sorry Mary missed out on all this.Copy !req
421. You know, I actually feel bad for her.Copy !req
422. Mary?Copy !req
423. Mary?Copy !req
424. Hey.Copy !req
425. Fred?Copy !req
426. Hi.Copy !req
427. Hi. Hi, honey.Copy !req
428. Did we wake you? We were just
going over the details for the show.Copy !req
429. We thought we heard you calling me.Copy !req
430. No. I was calling Ashanti.Copy !req
431. I just wanted to tell youCopy !req
432. I was having a dream about
you, honey. A nice dream.Copy !req
433. How sweet.Copy !req
434. Well, the guy from the gift shop,Copy !req
435. Cliff Haner, his story checks out.Copy !req
436. He didn't use his cell phone
and he went directly to the salon.Copy !req
437. Well, there goes Arnold's theory.Copy !req
438. But maybe someone at the sports book...Copy !req
439. saw him collect the $2,000
and then followed him out.Copy !req
440. You know, we should have
Arnold take a look at these tapes.Copy !req
441. Where is he? We got an address?Copy !req
442. Yeah, he's here.Copy !req
443. He's here? Why? I gave him a job.Copy !req
444. Ed, he was passing out flyers
without our permission.Copy !req
445. He was using your name
without authorization.Copy !req
446. He didn't have to turn in that
cheat. So I'm helping him out.Copy !req
447. That's right, every once in a while,Copy !req
448. I help out a guy whether I have to or not.Copy !req
449. Listen, call up landscaping,
and see if they can locate Arnold.Copy !req
450. Hey, Arnold.Copy !req
451. You know, your supervisor's
saying you're doing a heck of a job.Copy !req
452. Well, I appreciate the opportunity.Copy !req
453. You know, I don't
look down my nose at any job.Copy !req
454. And I'm not looking to cut any corners.Copy !req
455. It's like you said, I'm gonna earn the
money, make that Devil Rays play...Copy !req
456. be on my way. Would you...Copy !req
457. mind coming up to the office with me?Copy !req
458. I'd like to show you some video.Copy !req
459. You know, I don't
get a break for another hour.Copy !req
460. I run the place.Copy !req
461. Of course. Right.Copy !req
462. No, the guy who robbed me
wasn't any of those people.Copy !req
463. What about the clerk,
the guy who paid you?Copy !req
464. Wasn't him either. All right, tell you what.Copy !req
465. If we find anything out,
we'll let you know.Copy !req
466. Happy days.Copy !req
467. I guess we'll just have to
ask your girlfriendCopy !req
468. if this robbery fits anybody's M.O.Copy !req
469. She's not my girlfriend.Copy !req
470. Just don't give her Arnold's name. Okay.Copy !req
471. Hi, Fred. Hi, Delinda.Copy !req
472. Listen, Fred...Copy !req
473. I just wanted you to knowCopy !req
474. that when we eliminated
your bar tending internship...Copy !req
475. It wasn't your decision.Copy !req
476. You knew? I figured as much.Copy !req
477. Do you think
we have a special connection?Copy !req
478. Absolutely.Copy !req
479. Me, too.Copy !req
480. Give me a hug.Copy !req
481. Okay.Copy !req
482. Okay, Fred. You know, I
just wanted to clear the air.Copy !req
483. Okay.Copy !req
484. Delinda. Yeah?Copy !req
485. You want to see something really swell?Copy !req
486. Fred, if that's a pick-up line,Copy !req
487. it's the worst I've ever heard.Copy !req
488. No, I was talking about...Copy !req
489. that fabulous Pontiac Solstice.Copy !req
490. Sam.Copy !req
491. Yeah.Copy !req
492. Ed Deline told me you spoke
to the woman in the salon.Copy !req
493. Yes, I did.Copy !req
494. Have you tried our
ice-blended at Cup-A-Jo's?Copy !req
495. It's literally the best thing I've ever tasted.Copy !req
496. No. Did she admit overcharging my wife?Copy !req
497. Yes, she did, and she's very sorry.Copy !req
498. Well, at least she
admitted it. There you go.Copy !req
499. Hey, Fred, can I see
you a minute please?Copy !req
500. Yeah, sure, Mr. D.Copy !req
501. Just divide them up. My treat.Copy !req
502. Very nice.Copy !req
503. So I was thinking, if there
are any similar robberies...Copy !req
504. that you haven't cleared,
maybe we could tie them together.Copy !req
505. I'll run it.Copy !req
506. How have you been? Good. You?Copy !req
507. Good. Thinking about you.Copy !req
508. Really?Copy !req
509. You don't meet a lot of cops
as beautiful as you.Copy !req
510. I've always had a thing for a
girl with a.38 strapped to her thigh.Copy !req
511. You want me to frisk you?Copy !req
512. Don't even have to read me my rights.Copy !req
513. We got four armed robberiesCopy !req
514. within two block of your place
in the last year.Copy !req
515. All the victims had just left the Montecito.Copy !req
516. Looks like someone's tipping
someone off. I have an idea.Copy !req
517. Do you mind if I use
your computer? Go ahead.Copy !req
518. I'm checking Montecito
employees' schedule data.Copy !req
519. What were the dates
of the other robberies?Copy !req
520. Look at this. Jack Byrum,
the clerk who paid my guy...Copy !req
521. was also on duty during
those four other robberies.Copy !req
522. Can you get access
to phone records here?Copy !req
523. With probable cause.Copy !req
524. If Byrum was tipping people off,Copy !req
525. he probably had to
use his cell phone, no?Copy !req
526. A hunch isn't probable cause.Copy !req
527. Tell you what,
you access those records...Copy !req
528. I'll take you to dinner.
Anywhere you'd like.Copy !req
529. Is that supposed to persuade me?Copy !req
530. And a suite at the Montecito.Copy !req
531. They give you guys passkeys?Copy !req
532. Byrum called a Vincent Kamen
on Lone Mountain...Copy !req
533. about 10 minutes
before all the robberies.Copy !req
534. You want to head out there?Copy !req
535. Together?Copy !req
536. Hell, yes.Copy !req
537. I guess I owe you a dinner.Copy !req
538. Fred, have you really given
a thought to what's needed...Copy !req
539. to run a multi-billion-dollar business?Copy !req
540. I have multi-billions.Copy !req
541. No, I know that. But ours is
a very competitive industry.Copy !req
542. So do you think that you have
the experience you might need?Copy !req
543. Listen, working at Fido Frank's
Stereo Corral taught me a lot.Copy !req
544. A lot.Copy !req
545. I'm sure it did.Copy !req
546. I can't imagine you'd want
to put 5,000 jobs at risk.Copy !req
547. I mean, it'd only take a little
mistake, you understand that?Copy !req
548. Yes. Which is why I've partnered with
some people who know a lot more than I do.Copy !req
549. Maloofs... Hey.Copy !req
550. this is Ed Deline.Copy !req
551. Yes, we know each other, thanks.Copy !req
552. Now, Gavin and Joe run the
Sacramento Kings and the Palms...Copy !req
553. I know that.Copy !req
554. Really? Then what does Phil do?Copy !req
555. Phil. He knows a lot of beautiful women.Copy !req
556. You do know Phil.Copy !req
557. All these years the Palms and the
Montecito have been battling it out.Copy !req
558. So we finally decided, if we
can't beat them, buy them.Copy !req
559. So you guys are gonna
partner up with Fred here?Copy !req
560. Never hurts to go in business
with a deep pockets guy.Copy !req
561. Right. Yeah. Deep
like the Grand Canyon.Copy !req
562. Vince?Copy !req
563. Who the hell are you? Danny
McCoy with the Montecito.Copy !req
564. I'm not gonna beat around the bush.Copy !req
565. We know you've been in contact
with Jack Byrum.Copy !req
566. Get the hell out of here.Copy !req
567. We're pretty sure
he's been tipping you off...Copy !req
568. when he knows there's someone with
a lot of cash leaving the sports book.Copy !req
569. Here's my proposal: You tell
me what you know about Jack...Copy !req
570. we fire Jack, there's no
police, no charges brought...Copy !req
571. and you get to keep enjoying
this very handsome home.Copy !req
572. I don't know any Jack Byrum.Copy !req
573. Most people, right about now,
they'd be saying:Copy !req
574. "Get out of here,
I'm gonna call the cops."Copy !req
575. But you can't say that, can you?Copy !req
576. I will call the cops, and I will
tell them everything I know.Copy !req
577. They'll pick up Jack and he'll
tell them everything he knows.Copy !req
578. And if you think Jack
isn't gonna rat... Okay.Copy !req
579. Jack would call me whenever
he made a big payout...Copy !req
580. to somebody he thought
might be an easy mark.Copy !req
581. But I didn't rob anybody, man.Copy !req
582. Look, I swear. The only thing
I did was I sell the information.Copy !req
583. And then Jack and I,
we'd split the proceeds.Copy !req
584. Fair enough. Yeah?Copy !req
585. Vince.Copy !req
586. You're under arrest.
Conspiracy to commit robbery.Copy !req
587. I lied. Sorry.Copy !req
588. Mr. Deline. How are you?Copy !req
589. See, I was right. That woman
in the salon was overcharging.Copy !req
590. Well, I have someone looking into that.Copy !req
591. Yeah, I know, Sam. She already did.Copy !req
592. And she told me the woman
admitted ripping-off my wife.Copy !req
593. Well, if that's what she said.Copy !req
594. So I assume you're gonna fire
her. We'll certainly talk about it.Copy !req
595. What, a slap on the wrist? No.Copy !req
596. Look, if this woman isn't fired,Copy !req
597. I won't be coming back to the Montecito.Copy !req
598. And I'll make sure none of my
friends come back here, either.Copy !req
599. Sam?Copy !req
600. Did you tell Avizan that his
wife was being ripped-off?Copy !req
601. And why?Copy !req
602. Well, I don't care if it's embarrassing.Copy !req
603. The guy's about to badmouth us
to everybody he knows.Copy !req
604. So just make it right. And do it now.Copy !req
605. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
606. So the cops arrested Byrum.Copy !req
607. Good. I don't want to see
that rat bastard again.Copy !req
608. And we found the guy that robbed
Arnold, but the money was gone.Copy !req
609. That's too bad.Copy !req
610. Are you gonna keep him
on in landscaping?Copy !req
611. I don't know.Copy !req
612. I think he has a bigger upside
there than he does in handicapping.Copy !req
613. The freaking Devil Rays lost.Copy !req
614. You bet it? He picked
the White Sox right?Copy !req
615. Danny, come on, the
party's starting. Come on.Copy !req
616. There could be
some security issues, so...Copy !req
617. Hey, Mr. Deline. Don't
worry, I'm not on duty.Copy !req
618. No. It's not a problem,
don't worry about it.Copy !req
619. Listen, I just came up with a great idea.Copy !req
620. Yeah? Yeah.Copy !req
621. You notice how when people ask for
mustard or ketchup or steak sauce...Copy !req
622. you have to bring all
these bottles to the table?Copy !req
623. Exactly.Copy !req
624. What would happen if you had
one holder for all the bottles?Copy !req
625. Listen to this, you can call
it the "condiment caddy."Copy !req
626. I mean, just think what a
great investment opportunity...Copy !req
627. Stop.Copy !req
628. You know what
your weekend results were?Copy !req
629. No, I haven't had a chance
to look. How did we do?Copy !req
630. All losers. Every single one of them.Copy !req
631. What was your winning
percentage this entire year?Copy !req
632. I want the truth.Copy !req
633. 48.5.Copy !req
634. That's almost as good as flipping a coin.Copy !req
635. I really thought that...Copy !req
636. White Sox game was
the turning point, you know?Copy !req
637. I've been doing a lot of thinking.Copy !req
638. You're a decent guy. You're a
hard worker, and you mean well.Copy !req
639. But you just have to learn to focus.Copy !req
640. Focus. You gotta stop
with this handicapping...Copy !req
641. and the Cutie-chums,
and this condiment thing.Copy !req
642. I don't know why you gotta
mess around with all that crap...Copy !req
643. when you can
really do something very well.Copy !req
644. If you're talking about my act, I told you...Copy !req
645. the world of magic passed me by.Copy !req
646. What kind of attitude is that?Copy !req
647. From a guy who can invent a thingCopy !req
648. that carries mustard and ketchup...Copy !req
649. while he's sitting here sipping a beer?Copy !req
650. I mean, you could certainly
freshen up a magic act.Copy !req
651. Even if I did, I just
don't think it's the thing...Copy !req
652. No. If you do, I'll give you
a shot, right here, okay?Copy !req
653. You're kidding. No.Copy !req
654. I mean, not the big room, but the
Moonlight Corner, a couple of shows.Copy !req
655. You would really do that? Yeah.Copy !req
656. But I mean, you have to
quit with the Chums...Copy !req
657. and the handicapping, and you
must straighten out your back taxes.Copy !req
658. Mr. Deline, I'm telling you...Copy !req
659. some of those years,
I think I got a refund coming.Copy !req
660. Please. Right.Copy !req
661. So can I start right now?Copy !req
662. Yeah, I guess that could be arranged.Copy !req
663. Hello.Copy !req
664. Hi, Sam. You remember my wife, Jackie.Copy !req
665. Yes. Hi, how are you?Copy !req
666. Remember when we spoke
earlier? I wasn't completely candid.Copy !req
667. How so? Well...Copy !req
668. I said that the salon admitted
to overcharging your wife.Copy !req
669. That wasn't completely true.Copy !req
670. What, did they deny it? No.Copy !req
671. They just said that the charges were highCopy !req
672. because the process they had to use...Copy !req
673. on your beautiful wife was particularly...Copy !req
674. challenging.Copy !req
675. And, I got you those front row
tickets to Tom Jones. And Jay Leno.Copy !req
676. You know, that sounds
like a lot of malarkey.Copy !req
677. No. You see, sometimes
hirsute women have a little extra...Copy !req
678. I'm sorry, what does that mean?Copy !req
679. Hairy.Copy !req
680. Your wife's got a lot of hair.Copy !req
681. Come on, honey, we're out of here.Copy !req
682. Sir, I'm just trying to say
they had to use 35 strips...Copy !req
683. And we are not coming back
here... instead of the normal...Copy !req
684. two strips.Copy !req
685. Well, if your wife was alive...Copy !req
686. and she had married you
for your money...Copy !req
687. maybe she should take this, too.Copy !req
688. Thank you very much.Copy !req
689. I'll be back with another
show in a few minutes.Copy !req
690. I don't know, Mr. Deline.Copy !req
691. If the shirt-off-his-back doesn't
get an audience on its feet...Copy !req
692. Arnold, to be honest with
you, that's the same act...Copy !req
693. that I saw 10 years ago. The same.Copy !req
694. I mean, you're a smart guy.
You gotta update.Copy !req
695. That's what you gotta do. You'll be great.Copy !req
696. Hello.Copy !req
697. You look very nice.Copy !req
698. Really? Yeah.Copy !req
699. Thank you.Copy !req
700. So how's everything with Jake?Copy !req
701. It's good. Yeah?Copy !req
702. Yeah. Good?Copy !req
703. How are things going with Jenny?Copy !req
704. How did you know about that?Copy !req
705. Anyway, nothing's happened.
We haven't even gone out.Copy !req
706. Are you gonna?Copy !req
707. Go out or...Copy !req
708. You know, I feel kind of weird
talking about dating with you, Mary.Copy !req
709. Why do you feel weird...Copy !req
710. talking about dating with me?
We're friends, right?Copy !req
711. I mean, that's what friends do.Copy !req
712. You know what...Copy !req
713. Ashanti.Copy !req
714. Ashanti...Copy !req
715. Great.Copy !req
716. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
717. How are you? Good.Copy !req
718. You look fantastic. Thank you.Copy !req
719. Mary, Jake. Hi.Copy !req
720. Jenny.Copy !req
721. If your husband only
married you for his money,Copy !req
722. maybe he'd like this, too.Copy !req