1. You the man.Copy !req
2. Look, people. Now I know
you're all dying to try...Copy !req
3. Gunther's fabulous new
lobster truffle dumplings...Copy !req
4. but if you don't
have a reservation,
you're not getting in.Copy !req
5. Come on.
Okay?Copy !req
6. Delinda Deline?
Yes.Copy !req
7. Hi. It's Seth.Copy !req
8. Your third cousin,
twice removed,
on our mothers' side?Copy !req
9. I wrote you I was coming.
Yes, Seth.Copy !req
10. I just didn't think
you actually would.Copy !req
11. We take our rumspringa
very serious.Copy !req
12. Rum what?
Rumspringa.Copy !req
13. It's an Amish custom.Copy !req
14. We experience the outside
world before committing to
the traditional way of life.Copy !req
15. I've been raising rabbits
and cutting wood
and building barns for years.Copy !req
16. Now, I'm ready to splurge.Copy !req
17. Oh, God!Copy !req
18. That's great, Seth,
but don't you think you
might want to do your whole...Copy !req
19. rum-a-spring-a-thinga
someplace else?Copy !req
20. I mean, Vegas is a
pretty tough town for
someone who hasn't really...Copy !req
21. experienced the outside world.Copy !req
22. Aren't you
a pretty little thing.Copy !req
23. I'm just so excited
you finally agreed to come.Copy !req
24. You guys are legendary
in Monte Carlo.Copy !req
25. So, your bank in Zurich
has cleared a $10 million
line of credit...Copy !req
26. and that's extendable,
of course.Copy !req
27. Just name your game
and we'll get you started.Copy !req
28. Well, you don't travel light,
do you?Copy !req
29. These curtains,
they absolutely
shut out the light?Copy !req
30. Absolutely.Copy !req
31. We like to stay in bed late.Copy !req
32. So do I.Copy !req
33. I'm Estefan.
I'm Sam.Copy !req
34. A pleasure.Copy !req
35. Yeah, what's up? What?Copy !req
36. What do you mean,
the south escalator's frozen?Copy !req
37. Yeah. I'm on my way.Copy !req
38. Oh, no.Copy !req
39. Sorry. Gyrostabilizers
must have become unstable.Copy !req
40. That's quite all right.
Just enjoy the convention.Copy !req
41. What?Copy !req
42. Mitch, shut down
Gilbert the Geek's peep show,
would you?Copy !req
43. Do it now.Copy !req
44. I knew these guys
were going to be
a pain in the ass.Copy !req
45. What the...
Why am I looking at me?Copy !req
46. Just popped up on
a monitor a little bit ago.Copy !req
47. Maybe it's a glitch.Copy !req
48. Maybe somebody's watching us
from our own system.Copy !req
49. Daddy.
Don't you ever knock?Copy !req
50. You think I would
after walking in on you
and mom so many times.Copy !req
51. And who might
this young fellow be?Copy !req
52. Seth, my third cousin,
twice removed.Copy !req
53. Wild guess, the Amish cousin.Copy !req
54. Your mother's family
is full of surprises.Copy !req
55. How you doing there,
big fella?Copy !req
56. It's nice to meet you, sir.Copy !req
57. That's a heck of
a grip you got there.Copy !req
58. Okay.Copy !req
59. Listen, Daddy. I'd like
Security to watch
Cousin Seth around the clock.Copy !req
60. Why?Copy !req
61. I mean,
just look at him, Daddy.Copy !req
62. He's a big innocent kid
who's never been off the farm.Copy !req
63. Vegas'll fix that.Copy !req
64. I mean, he doesn't look like
he needs any help.Copy !req
65. Come on. You gotta excuse us.Copy !req
66. Say, there, Seth.Copy !req
67. Well, it was nice to meet you.
Yeah. Listen, I tell you what.Copy !req
68. We're gonna comp your room,
some show tickets,
but not the buffet.Copy !req
69. We won't comp that.
You'll break us.Copy !req
70. So you guys have a good time.Copy !req
71. Okay.Copy !req
72. We have a Brunson Alert.
It's up on P9.Copy !req
73. Oh, God. Just what I needed.Copy !req
74. I gotta go take care of this.
Hey, do me a favor.Copy !req
75. Run a detailed background
check on all these exhibitors
at the convention.Copy !req
76. Okay.
All right. Check you later.Copy !req
77. Did anybody see you?
No.Copy !req
78. Are you sure?Copy !req
79. Are you questioning
my clandestine ability?Copy !req
80. I didn't think so.Copy !req
81. It's a text message from Ed.Copy !req
82. He always
had impeccable timing.Copy !req
83. He wants us back
at the Montecito.Copy !req
84. Sorry, mate.Copy !req
85. We can be a little late
for work. Don't you...Copy !req
86. How can you just turn
it off like that?Copy !req
87. What...Copy !req
88. Now I know why they call her
the Ice Queen.Copy !req
89. Hey! Who's the lucky guy?Copy !req
90. What?Copy !req
91. That's a hot outfit.
You must have a date.
There's no date.Copy !req
92. Then why are you getting
so defensive?
I'm...Copy !req
93. Nessa.Copy !req
94. He's been casing
the pit for over an hour.Copy !req
95. Danny, there's a suspicious
character circling Pit 47.Copy !req
96. Give me facial recognition
on this guy.
You got it.Copy !req
97. Are you wearing perfume?
What? No.Copy !req
98. Vic Kenner, a.k.a. Vid Kid,
a security tech with a
rap sheet as long as your arm.Copy !req
99. Wait a second.
I know this guy.Copy !req
100. I busted him, like,
six months ago
in a maintenance uniform...Copy !req
101. tampering with
surveillance cameras.Copy !req
102. This could be our answer.Copy !req
103. What answer?
Nothing.Copy !req
104. Is there something
going on I should know?Copy !req
105. You mean, other than
the fact that you're
wearing lady's perfume?Copy !req
106. Yeah. We got a possible
suspect in a baseball cap...Copy !req
107. and dark sunglasses,
circling Pit 47.Copy !req
108. All right. Talk to me.Copy !req
109. All right. Take him down.Copy !req
110. Hey! Mr. Brunson.Copy !req
111. Hey! This is fake!Copy !req
112. What the hell! Look at this.
What is this?Copy !req
113. It's good to see you.Copy !req
114. Mr. Brunson believes it's good
to see you, too, Mr. McCoy,
despite your entrance.Copy !req
115. Danny, this is Jason Decker.Copy !req
116. Ed and I have been showing him
around the Montecito.Copy !req
117. Pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
118. As you can see...Copy !req
119. Mr. Decker is
an outside consultant.Copy !req
120. He's evaluating the Montecito
operations for possible sale.Copy !req
121. On Mr. Brunson's behalf,
of course.Copy !req
122. Excellent dumplings.
My compliments to the chef.Copy !req
123. Make a note to pass along
Jason's compliments
to Gunther.Copy !req
124. So the rumors are true?
You plan on selling
the Montecito.Copy !req
125. Mr. Brunson can't
comment on that.
Nothing personal.Copy !req
126. Actually, Gavin, it is.
It is pretty personal.Copy !req
127. You've got a bunch
of people around here,
they're kind of waiting...Copy !req
128. and wondering
if they're gonna have a job.Copy !req
129. To tell you the truth,
my team and I, we're not very
good at waiting and wondering.Copy !req
130. I'm sure Jason will take
that into consideration.
Won't you, Jason?Copy !req
131. I take everything
into consideration.Copy !req
132. Mr. Brunson, you have dinner
with Steve Wynn.Copy !req
133. We best get going.
Yeah.Copy !req
134. Steve's anxious
to show off his new place.Copy !req
135. All right.
Well, it's good.Copy !req
136. I just think I'm gonna
wander around a bit.
Make myself at home.Copy !req
137. Okay, it was nice
to meet you.
Okay.Copy !req
138. My Euro-whales need a private
baccarat table every night
from sunset to sunrise.Copy !req
139. I need everything
to be perfect.Copy !req
140. So, will you be croupier?
Absolutely not.Copy !req
141. That's a nice aftershave.
Nice outfit.Copy !req
142. Whatever you want.
I'll do it. Fine.
Yeah, that's what I thought.Copy !req
143. My whales,
they have a few superstitions.Copy !req
144. Like what?Copy !req
145. Well, one of them likes...Copy !req
146. The cross that she's wearing,
she will take it off, yes?Copy !req
147. Of course.
Good.Copy !req
148. Now we discuss the menu.Copy !req
149. Hey, Mar.
Hey.Copy !req
150. I need your help.
I have a situation.
What situation?Copy !req
151. Who is he?
My cousin, Seth.Copy !req
152. He's here for
his rum-a-spring-a-thinga.Copy !req
153. He wants
to experience Vegas...Copy !req
154. but something tells me
he's not quite ready yet.Copy !req
155. Would that something be
his haircut or his clothes...Copy !req
156. or his big dumb-ass grin?Copy !req
157. Hello!Copy !req
158. Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?Copy !req
159. Dee...Copy !req
160. I don't think anyone is ever
thinking what you're thinking.Copy !req
161. Wow. I'll say.Copy !req
162. Vegas may eat him alive,
but at least he'll look good.Copy !req
163. I wouldn't mind
taking a nibble.
Me, neither.Copy !req
164. Hey, if you're looking
for a volunteer
to show him the sights...Copy !req
165. the convention's over
for the night.Copy !req
166. Yeah, and I can
rearrange my schedule.Copy !req
167. If anybody is going
to show him this town,
it's me.Copy !req
168. Before you show him the town,
you might want to make sure...Copy !req
169. he's not showing it something.Copy !req
170. Apparently the Amish aren't
allowed zippers or buttons.Copy !req
171. It's a modesty thing.Copy !req
172. Are you wearing
Mike's aftershave?Copy !req
173. Excuse me, sir,
please remove any metallic
objects from your pockets...Copy !req
174. and come with me.
Is that me?Copy !req
175. A little light reading?
We live in a paperless
society you know.Copy !req
176. Just something Ed
wants me to look into.Copy !req
177. What's going on?
Nothing.Copy !req
178. Then why is Jason Decker here?Copy !req
179. He evaluates properties
for hostile takeovers.Copy !req
180. It's not hostile.
He's just evaluating
our operations for Brunson.Copy !req
181. That's all.Copy !req
182. So the rumors
about Brunson selling
the Montecito are true?Copy !req
183. He wouldn't comment,
but I do know that Sam's
husband's looking into it.Copy !req
184. Casey Manning really wants
to buy the Montecito?Copy !req
185. That's the word.Copy !req
186. It is you. Hold on.Copy !req
187. What are you...Copy !req
188. See, this is what we
surveillance professionals
refer to as a bug.Copy !req
189. That was on me?Copy !req
190. There's some kind
of oil on the microchip.Copy !req
191. The circuitry's
very sophisticated.Copy !req
192. These letters are Cyrillic,
I believe.
Russian.Copy !req
193. Any idea who could have
got close enough to pin
this bug on you?Copy !req
194. I don't know.
It could have been anyone.Copy !req
195. I was in the
convention center all day.Copy !req
196. Whoever it was
got close enough
to plant one on you.Copy !req
197. You got tagged, Mr. D.Copy !req
198. Detection alarms didn't go off
because you entered through
your private entrance.Copy !req
199. Or somebody got you in here.Copy !req
200. The only person that was
in here was Delinda's cousin.Copy !req
201. Yeah, but...Copy !req
202. So, I swept your office
and the surveillance room.Copy !req
203. Both are clean.
Sorry.Copy !req
204. Yeah, his name is Seth, honey.
He says he's
a cousin of yours.Copy !req
205. Jillian, if I
remembered meeting him
at your aunt's funeral...Copy !req
206. I wouldn't have asked.Copy !req
207. Right. Well, thank you.
All right, honey.Copy !req
208. You know, the Amish are very,
very frugal people.Copy !req
209. Maybe you should, spend some
more time with your relatives.Copy !req
210. Maybe I should leave.Copy !req
211. Honey, no,
you're absolutely right.Copy !req
212. You're right,
it was completely
uncalled for.Copy !req
213. Yeah, I'll see you later.Copy !req
214. Do you know how
I've stayed married so long?Copy !req
215. See, every single
conversation that I have,
every single one...Copy !req
216. and no matter what the subject
is, approximately every three
to four minutes...Copy !req
217. I say,
"Yes, dear, you're right."Copy !req
218. I will certainly
remember that, sir.Copy !req
219. Don't be a wiseass.Copy !req
220. Anyway, so this Seth...Copy !req
221. it's definitely his first trip
away from the homestead.Copy !req
222. And where he comes from
a zipper's considered
high tech...Copy !req
223. so I don't think he's remotely
even a possibility.Copy !req
224. I also checked the
surveillance footage of you
and Danny last 24 hours.Copy !req
225. I estimate 2,000 people came
within arm's length.Copy !req
226. Obviously, it'll take a while
to check them all.Copy !req
227. So, we have to narrow
our focus.
Yes.Copy !req
228. And we do have a convention
of security and surveillance
experts in the house.Copy !req
229. That's why I have Danny
running a background check
on all these exhibitors.Copy !req
230. Right? What do you got?
I'd call him a person
of interest.Copy !req
231. Hank Davis,
formerly Hans Dietrich,
Stasi operative.Copy !req
232. East German secret police.Copy !req
233. Very interesting.Copy !req
234. This guy, definitely,
would know how to quietly
plant a bug on somebody.Copy !req
235. Why don't you pick him up?
All right.Copy !req
236. And, boys, quietly.Copy !req
237. It'll be tough if
he's wearing that shirt.Copy !req
238. What does that mean?Copy !req
239. Banco.Copy !req
240. This is everything,
just the way you ordered it.Copy !req
241. Thank you.Copy !req
242. What's wrong?Copy !req
243. Is everything okay?
Is there something
I can get you?Copy !req
244. Can I get you something?
Where'd he go? What's...Copy !req
245. You were specifically
instructed, no garlic.Copy !req
246. Yes. I was very clear
with the chef about that...Copy !req
247. and I forgot about
the garlic in the olives.Copy !req
248. It's really not a big deal.
I can get him another drink.Copy !req
249. I'm afraid it is,
as you say, "a big deal."Copy !req
250. We go now.
No.Copy !req
251. There's no reason to go now.
Darky, there's no
reason to go.Copy !req
252. I think if we talked
about this for a while,
I can get you anything.Copy !req
253. I can get you...Copy !req
254. Okay, these people...
Playing from sunset
to sunrise.Copy !req
255. No crosses on the dealers.
Now the garlic olives.Copy !req
256. Doesn't this strike you
as a little bit odd?
You think?Copy !req
257. They also covered
the mirrors in their suite.Copy !req
258. They're eccentric.Copy !req
259. They're vampires.Copy !req
260. I have never had so much fun
in my entire life!Copy !req
261. Dee, it was awesome!
Do we have to call it a night?Copy !req
262. Seth, Rome wasn't burned
in a day. Vegas'll be there
in the morning.Copy !req
263. Now go upstairs and
get some rest. I'll meet you
for breakfast tomorrow.Copy !req
264. Okay. Good night.Copy !req
265. Ghost Bar, here I come.Copy !req
266. Forgive me,
but I had to apologize.Copy !req
267. How'd you get in here?Copy !req
268. I have my ways.Copy !req
269. No. Back up the track,
Euro-boy. There's no coming
into my suite uninvited.Copy !req
270. I don't even know you.Copy !req
271. To truly know another
can take an eternity.Copy !req
272. Whatever. Bye-bye.Copy !req
273. Floating. Okay. All right.
We'll see you back
at the tables.Copy !req
274. Have a seat, Hans.
My name is Hank.Copy !req
275. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
276. Sure, Hank, Hans.Copy !req
277. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
278. We know Stasi
when we smell it.Copy !req
279. Now, you care to tell me
why you bugged my associate?Copy !req
280. I didn't bug anybody.
I'm a respectable businessman.Copy !req
281. I sell nanny cams.
I'm a NASCAR dad.Copy !req
282. I know my rights.Copy !req
283. I've done nothing wrong
in your casino. You have
no reason to hold me.Copy !req
284. I'm afraid he's right, boys.
Let him go.Copy !req
285. Let him go?
We have nothing
to hold him on.Copy !req
286. Sir, I'm very sorry
about the misunderstanding...Copy !req
287. and I hope there's
no hard feelings.Copy !req
288. Ed, what's going on?Copy !req
289. Yeah, I know these guys.Copy !req
290. You could sweat him
forever and they'll
never say anything.Copy !req
291. A little torture might help.
But you told us
to bring him in.Copy !req
292. Hi.
I'd like to speak to Estefan.Copy !req
293. By the way,
the private baccarat table,
still waiting.Copy !req
294. I'm sorry, but he has
retired for the evening.
Everyone has retired.Copy !req
295. Okay, here's the deal.
This is a high-roller suite.Copy !req
296. Now, I'm not sure
if you're familiar
with that...Copy !req
297. but this is what we
offer to our clients
when they play big.Copy !req
298. So far you all have played
one hand at a private table...Copy !req
299. that I've been
holding all night long.Copy !req
300. Define big.
A least $100,000 a day.Copy !req
301. $100,000 on lucky 13.Copy !req
302. Twenty, black.Copy !req
303. I trust that will take care
of things for today.Copy !req
304. Keep breathing.Copy !req
305. You okay, buddy?
I'm great, man.Copy !req
306. Yeah, I know,
it's a little tight in here.
It's fine.Copy !req
307. You feel like the walls
are closing in on you?Copy !req
308. No. I'm great.
Yeah.Copy !req
309. Thank God I'm
not claustrophobic.
You're funny.Copy !req
310. You know, we've been at this
for almost an hour now.Copy !req
311. You sure you figured it right?Copy !req
312. There's only so many places
the control circuits merge.Copy !req
313. We search those
and we can find out
where they spliced in.Copy !req
314. Yeah.Copy !req
315. So how long you and Nessa
been doing the big nasty?Copy !req
316. What are you talking about?
The perfume?
Yeah.Copy !req
317. No, I mean, that belongs
to a girl I've been dating
out of Henderson.Copy !req
318. Name's Rachel. Great girl.
Optometrist. And...Copy !req
319. Give it up.
You are the worst liar.Copy !req
320. All right. Listen, you can't
tell anybody this, Danny.
Nobody knows.Copy !req
321. So I'm guessing you and Mike
have been seeing each other
since Valentine's Day?Copy !req
322. Please, Mary,
you can't tell anyone.Copy !req
323. It just sort of happened.Copy !req
324. And?
And what?Copy !req
325. I want details.Copy !req
326. And we were
finally going to do it.Copy !req
327. Tonight?
Yeah.Copy !req
328. Actually, though, I'm glad
Ed called us in because...Copy !req
329. I don't know if I'm ready
to take it to the next step.Copy !req
330. And, you know,
I'm all ready for a wham-bam,
thank you ma'am.Copy !req
331. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.Copy !req
332. It's not always about sex,
you know, Danny.
Dude, you sound like a girl.Copy !req
333. There's nothing wrong
with a man who likes
to cuddle now and then.Copy !req
334. Stop.
You're embarrassing yourself.Copy !req
335. Well, lookee here.Copy !req
336. What is it?Copy !req
337. Power down the monitors.Copy !req
338. Yeah?
Danny, stop whatever
the hell you're doing.Copy !req
339. Stop. Put it back.Copy !req
340. Mary, have you seen Seth?
I've been looking
for him all morning.Copy !req
341. Is that the Seth
you're looking for?Copy !req
342. What are you doing?Copy !req
343. It's called a body shot.
I especially enjoy the lime.Copy !req
344. You want to try one?Copy !req
345. You were supposed to meet me
for breakfast three hours ago.Copy !req
346. Sorry, Delinda,
but I don't have a watch.Copy !req
347. You know, Amish.
Very funny, Seth.Copy !req
348. I was really
worried about you.Copy !req
349. Housekeeping told me
your bed wasn't slept in.Copy !req
350. Sorry, Delinda,
but Vegas is just
too darn exciting to sleep.Copy !req
351. I went back to that Ghost
place you took me to.Copy !req
352. Ghost Bar?
Right.Copy !req
353. And that's where
I met these lovely ladies.Copy !req
354. We partied till dawn,
and then I took them
back here for a swim.Copy !req
355. Go change, now!Copy !req
356. I've created a monster.
Lighten up, Dee.Copy !req
357. I seem to recall a certain
young lady doing exactly
the same thing...Copy !req
358. with the entire
UNLV football team.Copy !req
359. That's different.
Oh, yeah? How?Copy !req
360. They just beat USC.Copy !req
361. Seth, your fly is open!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
362. What happened?Copy !req
363. Oh, my God!Copy !req
364. Put this on!Copy !req
365. I need my car out
front right away.
Okay, come on.Copy !req
366. Did he just catch his...Copy !req
367. They got to have
an inside man...Copy !req
368. because there is no way
they could have pulled
this off without one.Copy !req
369. They know our every move.Copy !req
370. What about the knackwurst,
Hans?Copy !req
371. When he's not on
the convention floor,
he's been up in his room.Copy !req
372. Here, look.Copy !req
373. How often does he go
back and forth?Copy !req
374. I don't know,
about every hour.Copy !req
375. Housekeeping!
Get out!
We told you, no maids.Copy !req
376. Sorry, sir.
Out!Copy !req
377. Sorry.Copy !req
378. What do you want?Copy !req
379. Easy now.Copy !req
380. We're compromised.
Abort! Repeat, abort!Copy !req
381. Sit.Copy !req
382. So, come on. Tell me.
Who are you working for?Copy !req
383. If I knew,
I'd tell you, I swear.Copy !req
384. Ed! Come on.Copy !req
385. Remember what
happened last time?Copy !req
386. Remember that mess?
We had to repaint.Copy !req
387. And that smell hung around
for weeks. Just thinking
about that makes me gag.Copy !req
388. Now, come on.
Okay.Copy !req
389. Vic Kenner, a.k.a. Vid Kid...Copy !req
390. this'll be your third strike,
won't it, Vic?
Uh-oh.Copy !req
391. I'm thinking they're gonna
love him in Nevada State.Copy !req
392. Can you say "prison bitch?"
Go ahead, try it.Copy !req
393. Prison bitch.Copy !req
394. You know, your friends
rolled over on you.Copy !req
395. So, you should be expecting
1,000 pound crap hammer
to be falling on your head.Copy !req
396. They didn't tell you anything.
Right.Copy !req
397. You know how easy it is
to pull a tongue out
with a pair of pliers?Copy !req
398. If you don't talk,
I'm gonna pull yours out.Copy !req
399. We were hired
by untraceable e-mails
and paid in Swiss accounts.Copy !req
400. We get encrypted instructions
on a need-to-know basis.Copy !req
401. Whoever is running this
is being very careful.Copy !req
402. I'll check the e-mails
and encryption,
see what I can find out.Copy !req
403. Hi.Copy !req
404. I need to speak to Estefan.
I'm sorry, he's asleep.Copy !req
405. Right, sunlight
and all of that.Copy !req
406. No one is to disturb him
until sunset.Copy !req
407. Yeah, I got it. No sunlight.
No garlic. No crosses.
No mirrors.Copy !req
408. Now, the floating thing.Copy !req
409. I've never seen that before.
Is he a magician?Copy !req
410. You know, the $100,000
last night, that was amazing.Copy !req
411. But today's another day.
Very well.Copy !req
412. I will go down to
the tables in five minutes.
Well, I think that's a...Copy !req
413. I will be getting
in that room.Copy !req
414. Hey.
Hey. Listen. We need to talk.Copy !req
415. Here?Copy !req
416. Yeah, listen, as much fun
as I've had, this isn't
gonna work for me.Copy !req
417. What?
I just...Copy !req
418. I don't think that you can
handle being a booty buddy.Copy !req
419. Booty buddy?
Yeah, you know,
friends who sometimes...Copy !req
420. I can't talk about
this right now.Copy !req
421. Sorry about your car.Copy !req
422. What's a little
vomit among family?Copy !req
423. Tequila sure hits you hard
when you skip breakfast.Copy !req
424. Here, I got you something.Copy !req
425. Cool. Thanks.Copy !req
426. What is it?
It's a PDA cellphone
and digital assistant.Copy !req
427. It even has global
positioning. Now we
can call each other anytime.Copy !req
428. I put my number on speed dial.
I get it. This is my cowbell.Copy !req
429. Don't take this
the wrong way, Seth,
but you're kind of a bumpkin.Copy !req
430. I still don't understand
why we're going up here.Copy !req
431. I really don't understand
why you need me.Copy !req
432. We're going because I hear
there's some strange things
going on in their suite.Copy !req
433. How long have you worked here?Copy !req
434. I'm not talking about
normal Vegas weirdness.Copy !req
435. Like when we had to fill up
a bathtub with peeled grapes.Copy !req
436. Remember the
mink-lined milk bottles?Copy !req
437. Remember that guy who wanted
us to have a showgirl...Copy !req
438. go up to his room
and use the toilet and...
That was weird.Copy !req
439. Yeah. That was weird.
Not flush?Copy !req
440. Yeah.Copy !req
441. Anyway, someone told me that
these David Blaine/Bela Lugosi
wannabes...Copy !req
442. are into some sort
of satanic crap.Copy !req
443. What does that mean?
Like, sacrificing
small animals?Copy !req
444. Or maybe even,
like, human sacrifice.
I don't care about that.Copy !req
445. But if they're chopping up
puppies, they're out,
millions or no millions.Copy !req
446. And why do you need me?Copy !req
447. Why are you so covered up?Copy !req
448. This? This is covered up?
Yeah! Compared to
what you always wear?Copy !req
449. When you're right,
you're right.Copy !req
450. Can we put, like, a thing...
Oh, come on.Copy !req
451. Just a little.Copy !req
452. What's happening to you?Copy !req
453. I said "trashy."
This is the best you could do?Copy !req
454. Sorry. They cancelled
my whores-are-us-card.Copy !req
455. What's the big deal
about getting
inside this room?Copy !req
456. You know, when you gots
to know, you gots to know.Copy !req
457. You should know that
housekeeping's too freaked
to go anywhere near them.Copy !req
458. Everyone thinks
they're vampires.
Yeah. I know.Copy !req
459. Are you sure this
is going to work?Copy !req
460. Your breasts
can get in anywhere.Copy !req
461. It's the getting out
that worries me.Copy !req
462. Ladies.Copy !req
463. I'm with her.Copy !req
464. Going in. Watch my back.Copy !req
465. Who's going to watch my back?Copy !req
466. So where's our boy Seth?
Out experiencing Vegas.Copy !req
467. He's been to every
casino in town.Copy !req
468. Even jumped on stage at the
MGM to teach the show girls
how to clog dance and yodel.Copy !req
469. What? Have you been
getting complaints?Copy !req
470. No. No complaints.
Everyone loves him.Copy !req
471. They're thinking
of making him mayor.Copy !req
472. He's getting invited places
even I haven't been.Copy !req
473. So what's the problem?
I gave him a PDA
to stay in touch.Copy !req
474. Now he calls me
every five minutes.Copy !req
475. Hello, Seth.Copy !req
476. Wait, where are you?Copy !req
477. A backroom poker game?
It's wild.Copy !req
478. There's, like,
$100,000 on the table.Copy !req
479. And hookers with breasts
bigger than watermelons.Copy !req
480. Seth, where are you?
I gotta go.
I'll call you soon.Copy !req
481. Seth.Copy !req
482. What's up, boss?Copy !req
483. Listen, I've been
sitting here.Copy !req
484. Now, I remembered,
when we were in
that holding room...Copy !req
485. and I asked you
for something to write on.
Decker's business card.Copy !req
486. Right, and it had some kind
of oily crap in the corner.Copy !req
487. The bugs we pulled
off of you and Danny
had oil on them, too.Copy !req
488. That is correct.Copy !req
489. So, you think the
two oils are the same?
Well, let's find out.Copy !req
490. Comparing the
chemical composition of
various oils is no easy task.Copy !req
491. There's viscosity, the source,
vegetable, mineral, animal...Copy !req
492. Can you do it?
Ed, you're talking
to Mike Cannon.Copy !req
493. Of course I can do it.
Do it.Copy !req
494. If it is the same oil,
then the arrows point
to Decker.Copy !req
495. But why would he want
to spy on us? We work
for the same guy.Copy !req
496. It doesn't make any sense.
No. It doesn't
make any sense, yet.Copy !req
497. If it is him, you'd think
a guy with a $2,000 suit...Copy !req
498. would have washed his hands
once in a while.Copy !req
499. Let's just analyze
his hygiene habits later.Copy !req
500. Would you please just find
out if he's our guy?Copy !req
501. We're on it.Copy !req
502. Right. Okay.Copy !req
503. Lame Goth sex parties.
So disappointing.Copy !req
504. They're so pale.Copy !req
505. Great party. Get your clothes
on, and get the hell out.Copy !req
506. On the left,
the oil from the bugs.Copy !req
507. On the right, the oil I lifted
from Decker's business card.Copy !req
508. Note the similarities
in chemical composition.Copy !req
509. Similar?
They're exactly the same.
Exactly the same.Copy !req
510. But the oil isn't
motor oil or machine oil.Copy !req
511. In fact, it's not
a petroleum derivative at all.Copy !req
512. It's olive oil.
Lobster truffle olive oil,
to be exact.Copy !req
513. And Decker was
eating a plate of
Gunther's lobster dumplings...Copy !req
514. when he handed me
that business card
the other day.Copy !req
515. What do you got?Copy !req
516. Decker is who he says he is,
a valuation consultant.Copy !req
517. But he still has ties
to his old employer,
Signa Corps.Copy !req
518. The real estate
investment trust.Copy !req
519. It just so happens, about
six months ago, Signa Corps
started aggressively...Copy !req
520. acquiring gaming properties
in Atlantic City
and Las Vegas.Copy !req
521. That would make
the Montecito a nice
addition to their portfolio.Copy !req
522. He's double-dipping.
So we know it's Decker.Copy !req
523. Then why all the undercover
stuff? The bugs, Vid-Kid,
Hans Dietrich?Copy !req
524. Probably just doesn't
want Brunson knowing
what he's up to.Copy !req
525. What is he up to?
He's creating
a security lapse, Mike.Copy !req
526. Trying to make the Montecito
look like it has problems.Copy !req
527. No. It's a lot worse.Copy !req
528. He's trying to make
us look real stupid.Copy !req
529. Sam. Have you seen Seth?
I'm really worried about him.Copy !req
530. Delinda, he's an adult.Copy !req
531. He shows up this sweet,
unspoiled country boy...Copy !req
532. and now I've turned him
into some sort of...
American?Copy !req
533. Oh, God.
Yeah.Copy !req
534. Listen, there's this thing,
I'm not sure if you've
heard of it or not.Copy !req
535. It's called
personal responsibility.Copy !req
536. Yeah, but he's overdoing it.
And it's all my fault.Copy !req
537. Good. Everyone overdoes it.
That's why we're here.Copy !req
538. Yeah, but he's
picking up slutty girls.
That's excellent, actually.Copy !req
539. He wears the Boy George hats,
but he's not gay.Copy !req
540. And he's drinking like a fish.
Helps kill
the slutty-girl germs.Copy !req
541. At least he's not gambling.
I set him up at
a backroom poker game.Copy !req
542. You did what?Copy !req
543. He'll have something to
tell his 37 grandchildren.Copy !req
544. Sam!Copy !req
545. It appears you
proved your point, Jason.Copy !req
546. I never thought anyone
could beat Ed Deline
at his own game.Copy !req
547. Well, no one's infallible,
not even Ed Deline.Copy !req
548. You're just lucky
I found the flaw and not
some prospective buyer.Copy !req
549. Someone's trying to access
the holding vault.Copy !req
550. Really? Who?
The system says it's you.Copy !req
551. Hey!Copy !req
552. Hey, Gavin.Copy !req
553. Come to visit your money?
I gotta tell you something.Copy !req
554. Boy, that damn Gunther.
He makes a hell of a dumpling.Copy !req
555. Hell of a dumpling.
It's damn good.Copy !req
556. The problem is, it does get
awful messy. You know
what I'm saying, Decker?Copy !req
557. What are you saying?Copy !req
558. Well, I'm saying, it's real
messy, kind of like your work.Copy !req
559. See...Copy !req
560. you left some of that dipping
sauce on your business card.Copy !req
561. And on the bug you
planted on Danny.Copy !req
562. I told you they're good.
Touché, Ed.Copy !req
563. But you got to admit,
I had you.Copy !req
564. Okay. I admit you had me.
I guess.Copy !req
565. But, I'll tell you,
more importantly,
I know I got you.Copy !req
566. What are you talking about?
Just correct me if I'm wrong.Copy !req
567. You do have a personal service
contract with Mr. Brunson,
here, do you not?Copy !req
568. I do.Copy !req
569. But, over here,
you're working
for Signa Corps...Copy !req
570. in their unsolicited bid
to buy the Montecito.Copy !req
571. Well, sneaky, here,
he's not only getting
money from both ends...Copy !req
572. he's trying to devalue
the Montecito so he can
manipulate the sale price.Copy !req
573. And once word leaks
out that we have
a problem with security...Copy !req
574. the stock price adjusts
downward, accordingly.Copy !req
575. And Signa Corps
would swoop in.Copy !req
576. Old Decker, here, was standing
to make about $100 million.Copy !req
577. Is this true, Jason?Copy !req
578. You're a Vegas dinosaur,
Deline.Copy !req
579. Take that smile off
your face, weasel...Copy !req
580. and you thank God
that I'm not...Copy !req
581. because if I was,
I'd chop your ass up
in so many little pieces.Copy !req
582. Then I'd take that garbage
out to the desert and put it
in a big old ant hill.Copy !req
583. That's the way they used
to deal with scum like you
who tried to burn this town.Copy !req
584. Get him out of here.
Get him out of my face.Copy !req
585. Let's go.Copy !req
586. Hey, Delinda, wait up.
Seth, you're okay.Copy !req
587. Of course.
I was going crazy.Copy !req
588. I didn't hear from you,
and you weren't
answering your phone.Copy !req
589. I know. I'm sorry, I just got
wrapped up in the poker game.Copy !req
590. I've never seen anyone
bet that much money before.Copy !req
591. Hey, what happened
to your new clothes?Copy !req
592. I gave them to a guy
living on the streets.
I don't need them anymore.Copy !req
593. I'm going home.
But you were only here
for a few days.Copy !req
594. I thought you wanted
to experience life.Copy !req
595. Well, like Sarah says,
that's the beauty of Vegas.Copy !req
596. You can experience
a lifetime in 48 hours.
That's true.Copy !req
597. Who is Sarah?
My fiancée.Copy !req
598. Do I know her?
You sort of met at the pool.Copy !req
599. Body shot girl!Copy !req
600. She was here
for her rumspringa, too.
Small world.Copy !req
601. We've got a bus
to catch, so...Copy !req
602. I won't need this anymore.Copy !req
603. I'll miss you.Copy !req
604. Bye!
Bye.Copy !req
605. You guys ever wonder what
the simple life would be like?Copy !req
606. No.
Me, either.Copy !req
607. Nessa, can I talk to you?Copy !req
608. You can't still be upset
with my decision.Copy !req
609. What decision?Copy !req
610. You're just going to have
to get over me, mate.Copy !req
611. Over you?
Come one. What's going on?Copy !req
612. Come on.Copy !req
613. Apparently nothing,
because I'm not willing
to be a booty buddy.Copy !req
614. Booty buddy?
I thought it was booty bunny.Copy !req
615. No, you're
the booty bunny, sweetie.Copy !req
616. Bunnies are cute.
Yes, they are.Copy !req
617. Let's give them
a little space.
Thank you, Mary.Copy !req
618. No.
Come on. Yes.Copy !req
619. I just...
I don't think it'll work.
We're friends.Copy !req
620. Danny and Mary
are friends and look,
that is a bad example.Copy !req
621. Yeah, and this was your idea.Copy !req
622. Yes, but...Copy !req
623. You really want to
go down this path?Copy !req
624. Nessa, I like you.
You like me.
We have fun together.Copy !req
625. So, Gavin, yes or no?
Are you selling it or not?Copy !req
626. That's privileged information.Copy !req
627. But if I do sell,
I'd recommend you and
your staff to the new owners.Copy !req
628. Ed, any potential buyer
knows you're one of the
Montecito's biggest assets.Copy !req
629. Appreciate it.Copy !req
630. That said, if I do sell...Copy !req
631. it's completely out
of my hands whether
they keep you or not.Copy !req
632. We'll hopefully be here,
or until next time.Copy !req
633. Until that time.Copy !req