1. Who is that?Copy !req
2. I want some of that.Copy !req
3. Check that out.Copy !req
4. That guy's hot!Copy !req
5. You must be
"the" Samantha Marquez.Copy !req
6. Yes.Copy !req
7. Man, oh man, Dad never told me
what a knockout you were.Copy !req
8. I was really sorry to hear
about your father
passing away.Copy !req
9. Thanks. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
10. I see you're wearing
his lucky suit.Copy !req
11. You look hot in polyester.Copy !req
12. He won $300,000 in one stretch
in this bad boy, so...Copy !req
13. when I was
packing up his things
and came across it...Copy !req
14. I figured what the hell,
right?Copy !req
15. You need a marker?
No, Dad was a cash man.Copy !req
16. He always said...
"Markers are for chumps."Copy !req
17. Let's start small.
I got all weekend.Copy !req
18. Hit me.Copy !req
19. Hey. What's up?Copy !req
20. I just finished
the quarterly review
of our new smart table.Copy !req
21. So, how did we test against
the other hotels?Copy !req
22. Over the last few months,
the table's computer
identified...Copy !req
23. seven card counters...Copy !req
24. and three players
who tried to cap their bets.Copy !req
25. You know what?
You ought to be careful...Copy !req
26. because these new tables
could cost your job.Copy !req
27. Not a problem, as long as I
get a promotion.Copy !req
28. I hear that
President of Operations is
a pretty easy gig.Copy !req
29. Yeah. It is actually.
Watch this. You're fired.Copy !req
30. I wouldn't switch over
the entire casino just yet.Copy !req
31. The table wasn't perfect.Copy !req
32. It didn't catch him.
That guy?Copy !req
33. Yeah, him.Copy !req
34. Comes in every few days
during off hours,
only plays the smart table.Copy !req
35. Keeps his bets low
so he doesn't
attract attention.Copy !req
36. Wins a few thousand,
then he leaves.Copy !req
37. If people didn't win here,
we would be out of business.Copy !req
38. The problem is he wins
a few thousand every time
he plays.Copy !req
39. Since when?Copy !req
40. Since the day
we turned the table on.Copy !req
41. So who is he?
You don't know him.Copy !req
42. Of course I don't know him
because you won't tell me
his name.Copy !req
43. If I tell you, then he
won't be a secret admirer
then, now will he?Copy !req
44. He's ugly, isn't he?
Ugly and you still like him...Copy !req
45. and that's why you won't
tell me his name.Copy !req
46. Yeah. I haven't even
met him yet.Copy !req
47. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
48. Excuse me.
I don't mean to pry.
Is everything okay?Copy !req
49. Well, I just...Copy !req
50. I thought my husband was
staying here, but he's not.Copy !req
51. And I drove all the way up
from Phoenix.Copy !req
52. Is he supposed to be here?Copy !req
53. Well, Grant,
that's my husband,Copy !req
54. he didn't come home
from work last night.Copy !req
55. The credit card company said
that there was some activity
on his account...Copy !req
56. this morning at the Montecito.Copy !req
57. But I just tried to
call his room
on the house phone...Copy !req
58. and the operator said
there's no Grant Potter
registered.Copy !req
59. Well, did you
report him missing?Copy !req
60. The police say he
hasn't been gone long enough
to file a report.Copy !req
61. I'm sure everything's okay.Copy !req
62. Yeah.Copy !req
63. Maybe you've seen him?Copy !req
64. No, sorry.
No, I'm sorry.Copy !req
65. If someone else is
using his credit cards...Copy !req
66. and Grant hasn't called me,
I just know something
terrible's happened to him.Copy !req
67. I don't know what I would do
without him.Copy !req
68. Oh, goodness.Copy !req
69. Crissy says it is
not like Grant
to disappear like this.Copy !req
70. She's worried he's the victim
of a robbery or something.Copy !req
71. I'll run a search to see when
we swiped his credit card.Copy !req
72. Then I will check
surveillance footageCopy !req
73. and compare it
with his photo. Okay?Copy !req
74. Thank you.Copy !req
75. What do you got going, Danny?Copy !req
76. Bill Healy, 32,
a high school football coach
from Pahrump.Copy !req
77. Three months ago,
he'd have had to take out
a loan to finance a hot dog.Copy !req
78. Last week, he bought
a red Corvette with cash.Copy !req
79. Wow. What do you think?
He's counting the 10s
or something?Copy !req
80. I don't know how.Copy !req
81. He changes the bet
at the beginning
of every shoe...Copy !req
82. and only ups his bet
when the cards favor him.Copy !req
83. Now check this out.Copy !req
84. Thirty-five hands
in this particular shoe.Copy !req
85. If he plays
textbook blackjack...Copy !req
86. he'll will win 24
of those 35 hands.Copy !req
87. $75 each bet.Copy !req
88. Another shuffled shoe,
this time the Montecito wins
21 of 30.Copy !req
89. Now he's only betting 25.
Right.Copy !req
90. Did you check
the shuffling machines
on the table?Copy !req
91. Stripped it this morning.
Everything works perfectly.Copy !req
92. How about the dealers?Copy !req
93. We tracked their movements
with multiple cameras.
Nothing.Copy !req
94. How come we haven't flagged
this guy till now?Copy !req
95. The table belongs to
Desert Gaming Technologies.Copy !req
96. They're the ones that are
tracking its play.Copy !req
97. You think we got
another psychic on our hands?Copy !req
98. Psychic, my ass.Copy !req
99. Look, this guy only knows
how the cards are
going to play out...Copy !req
100. when he's sitting alone
with the dealer.Copy !req
101. You want me to
shut down the table,
backroom him?Copy !req
102. No. I just got to figure out
how this guy's
reading these cards.Copy !req
103. So, for now,
we just let him win?Copy !req
104. Yeah. Well, I mean,
unless he gets
really greedy...Copy !req
105. and starts winning
more than a few grand.Copy !req
106. At which point, I want you to
drag him out to the desert
and shoot him.Copy !req
107. The good old days.Copy !req
108. Is that your whale
in the leisure suit?Copy !req
109. Bobby Santoro. His father was
a long-time client...Copy !req
110. and a degenerate gambler.Copy !req
111. I think it's genetic.Copy !req
112. Left it all to junior, hey?Copy !req
113. Oh, yes.Copy !req
114. He's cheating.Copy !req
115. Impossible,
completely impossible.Copy !req
116. Well, it's happening.Copy !req
117. I have file encryption,
directory encryption...Copy !req
118. Master Boot encryption,
firewall protection...Copy !req
119. public and private keys.
Adam.Copy !req
120. How could you suspect
that a foolproof system...Copy !req
121. Nessa ran a review
of the table, okay?Copy !req
122. Nessa?
Yes.Copy !req
123. She does a remarkable job.Copy !req
124. Yes, she does.Copy !req
125. So, is there any way
for someone playing 21
to read that shoe?Copy !req
126. Not unless somebody broke
my encryption scheme,
remotely monitored...Copy !req
127. my radio frequencies,
which is virtually impossible.Copy !req
128. Does she have a boyfriend?Copy !req
129. Who?
Nessa.Copy !req
130. She dating someone?Copy !req
131. Your guess is as good as mine.Copy !req
132. No.Copy !req
133. My guess.Copy !req
134. So, I found out who's using
Grant Potter's credit card.Copy !req
135. Who?
Grant Potter.Copy !req
136. So he's not a victim?
Not dead in a ditch somewhere?Copy !req
137. He's probably gonna wish
he was when Crissy finds out.Copy !req
138. Turns out, Grant checked in
under another name...Copy !req
139. which leads me to believe
the man doesn't want to be
found.Copy !req
140. We have to tell her.
She thinks something terrible
happened to her husband.Copy !req
141. So you want to out him?
Yes!Copy !req
142. No. No, you don't.Copy !req
143. Yes, he's thoughtless,
and he's insensitive,
and she should know.Copy !req
144. This is a domestic situation.
It's none of our business.Copy !req
145. Plus, we owe our guests
some discretion.Copy !req
146. Hotel policy. You got it?Copy !req
147. You need some help?Copy !req
148. No, I got it.Copy !req
149. You make sure to set the wand
to search for digital and...Copy !req
150. Analog radio waves,
including microwave
and digital FM. Yeah.Copy !req
151. Mike, you're not the only one
who knows how to
use this thing.Copy !req
152. It helps if you turn it on.Copy !req
153. I know.Copy !req
154. I was just testing you
because I'm your boss.Copy !req
155. I'm your boss, and it's my job
to keep you sharp
and test you. I'm a tester.Copy !req
156. Let me check it out.Copy !req
157. I'm not getting anything
from the table.Copy !req
158. I know. I already knew that.Copy !req
159. But there is something coming
from outside the casino.Copy !req
160. Can you estimate
the approximate proximity?Copy !req
161. Of the waves?Copy !req
162. Assuming this just isn't
another test, boss.Copy !req
163. Roll's to you, sir.Copy !req
164. Come on, baby. Do it for Mama!Copy !req
165. Five!Copy !req
166. Do you mind?Copy !req
167. Who made you
king of the table?Copy !req
168. Just don't hover
over my chips, all right?
I don't steal, honey.Copy !req
169. I don't need to.
I'm very comfortable.Copy !req
170. She has a fabulous condo.Copy !req
171. Good for her.Copy !req
172. Guy buys polyester
at a garage sale...Copy !req
173. acts as if he is
the prince of Saudi Arabia.Copy !req
174. Hi. Everything okay here?Copy !req
175. Hey, I didn't buy this
at a garage sale, lady.Copy !req
176. This is my father's
lucky suit. He died.Copy !req
177. Yeah, well you should've
buried him in it.Copy !req
178. Yeah.Copy !req
179. That's not nice.Copy !req
180. Do you have to be nice
to play here?Copy !req
181. Nobody told me at the door.
Well, I'm telling you now.Copy !req
182. Excuse me.
Just who the hell are you?Copy !req
183. I'm the one who is about to
throw you out on your drunk,
saggy asses.Copy !req
184. Sam, it's not worth it.
They're just
a couple of lushes.Copy !req
185. Bite me, your Highness.Copy !req
186. I told you we should have
stayed at the Rio.Copy !req
187. Bobby, I am so sorry.Copy !req
188. Don't be sorry, Sam.
It's probably a sign.Copy !req
189. You know, I shouldn't be here.Copy !req
190. Gambling was Dad's thing.Copy !req
191. Maybe I wasn't meant to be
a gambler.Copy !req
192. No. This is just
a little wine.
It's gonna come out.Copy !req
193. You think so?
Yes. Definitely.Copy !req
194. I do think this is a sign,
in fact.Copy !req
195. I think this is a sign
that you should not be
playing craps today.Copy !req
196. Were you winning?
Actually, no.Copy !req
197. Do you know
what this wine is saying?Copy !req
198. This wine is saying,
"Bobby, tomorrow is
your lucky day."Copy !req
199. So what'll I do till tomorrow?Copy !req
200. Do you like Elton John?Copy !req
201. The Rocket Man? Who doesn't?Copy !req
202. Come with me.Copy !req
203. Hey.
Hey, Crissy?Copy !req
204. Did you find out anything
about Grant?Copy !req
205. Yes. We found out he's okay.Copy !req
206. He's not hurt or dead.
So, you know.Copy !req
207. So where is he?Copy !req
208. Well, it's sort of
hard to say.Copy !req
209. Yeah, see, Grant checked in
under another name.Copy !req
210. So we can't really officially
tell you what that name is.Copy !req
211. We want to.Copy !req
212. It's just hotel policy.Copy !req
213. But...Copy !req
214. Is this awkward
for anyone else?
Yeah. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
215. But you have to tell me.Copy !req
216. Listen, here's the truth.Copy !req
217. I didn't say it before
because...Copy !req
218. I was sort of embarrassed.Copy !req
219. But Grant and I got
in a huge fight yesterday.Copy !req
220. That's why he left.
Yeah.Copy !req
221. So he's either
thinking things through
or trying to punish you.Copy !req
222. I really hurt him.Copy !req
223. And if I could just
talk to him.Copy !req
224. If we could just talk.
If I could apologize.Copy !req
225. If you could give me
that chance...Copy !req
226. I think you'd probably
be saving my marriage.Copy !req
227. I have an idea.Copy !req
228. What if you checked in?
That's perfect.Copy !req
229. That way, you're already here,
and if you just happen to
run into Grant...Copy !req
230. then Delinda and I
haven't broken any rules.Copy !req
231. The run-in's fate.
Yeah.Copy !req
232. Okay, come on. Let's go.Copy !req
233. That's really good, Mar.
Thank you.
I felt good about it.Copy !req
234. Have you checked
for sub-frequency responses?Copy !req
235. Phasing the radio waves
would create
additional ghost images.Copy !req
236. Not unless you filtered them
with ultra-sonic inhibitors.Copy !req
237. That's assuming the device
was leaking narrow band
transmissions.Copy !req
238. Any idea what they're
talking about?Copy !req
239. No, not a clue. Not a clue.Copy !req
240. I'm just waiting
for one of their heads
to explode.Copy !req
241. Hey, I was thinking,
if Nessa isn't
seeing anyone...Copy !req
242. maybe you could
ask her out for me.Copy !req
243. Yeah, I already asked her,
Adam, and she's
not interested.Copy !req
244. Will you do me a favor
and take that light
off your head, please?Copy !req
245. Sorry, Ed.Copy !req
246. So, was it a definitive "no,"
or did she maybe pause first?Copy !req
247. Adam, I don't think
that Nessa's...Copy !req
248. Are you going to tell me that
the odds of Nessa liking me
are extremely small...Copy !req
249. perhaps microscopic?Copy !req
250. Is subatomic smaller
than microscopic?Copy !req
251. I don't know.Copy !req
252. Danny, I gotta believe that
if life on Earth can be
created from...Copy !req
253. lightning and primordial soup,
I figure anything's possible.Copy !req
254. You know something, Danny?
There are some girls
who do go for the brains.Copy !req
255. That's how I got Jillian.Copy !req
256. What's with the head shake,
wise guy?Copy !req
257. Nothing.Copy !req
258. Adam, I know for a fact...Copy !req
259. Nessa's kind of involved
with someone.Copy !req
260. Really?Copy !req
261. Yep.Copy !req
262. Hey, guys. Found something.Copy !req
263. Damn, how did I miss that?Copy !req
264. Someone slipped a transmitter
into the wiring.Copy !req
265. Looks like it has at least
a five city block range.Copy !req
266. Great. So, I only get
to search eight casinos...Copy !req
267. a dozen restaurants...Copy !req
268. a 100,000 hotel rooms
to find out who's here.Copy !req
269. No. I have a plan.Copy !req
270. We take two extra guys
off the floor.Copy !req
271. We search the entire Strip,
and we find that damn thing
before 2018.Copy !req
272. He's kidding.
Yeah.Copy !req
273. Voila.Copy !req
274. Wait, why is there
still a stain?Copy !req
275. What can I say?
Polyester,
it's very unforgiving.Copy !req
276. No, so is my whale.Copy !req
277. This is why I always say,
order the white.Copy !req
278. A buttery chardonnay,
a nice pouilly fuissé,
n'est pas?Copy !req
279. N'est pas, Vidal.Copy !req
280. We're a family here
at the Montecito, yes?Copy !req
281. Certainly for the fam,
you can try to get it out
one more time for me?Copy !req
282. Samantha.
Vidal.Copy !req
283. For the famille,
I tried twice already.Copy !req
284. Deux.Copy !req
285. Trois!Copy !req
286. No. I'm sorry,
but this couture is kaput.Copy !req
287. So what are we going
to do about the transmitter?Copy !req
288. It doesn't really matter.
Wherever the information
was sent from...Copy !req
289. it still has to be sent
to the floor to be effective.Copy !req
290. We've scanned Bill.
He's clean. Doesn't even have
a cellphone.Copy !req
291. That doesn't mean
somebody else isn't
signaling him.Copy !req
292. I thought Crissy
would've been staking out
the elevators by now.Copy !req
293. This is where I stalk guys.
What goes up must come down.Copy !req
294. You're a little scary.
I know.Copy !req
295. Poor Crissy, you know?Copy !req
296. She was probably up all night
just tossing and turning.Copy !req
297. Looks like Grant was tossing
and turning all night, too.Copy !req
298. Come on.
What are we going to do?Copy !req
299. We're going to go give him
a piece of our minds.Copy !req
300. Hey. Whoa. Ladies. What's up?
Apparently Grant Potter.Copy !req
301. But not with his wife.Copy !req
302. I thought we agreed
not to get involved
in domestic issues?Copy !req
303. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We did.Copy !req
304. And on behalf of all women,
we have decided to ignore you.Copy !req
305. Now, I might be a man,
but I am a romantic at heart.Copy !req
306. And it gives me no pleasure
to see a marriage fail.
But getting involved?Copy !req
307. Now, how do you know
you're not going to
make things worse?Copy !req
308. You know, maybe Mike's right.Copy !req
309. We just let Crissy
find this out on her own?Copy !req
310. Yeah. But then
we're there for her.Copy !req
311. You know, to pick up
all the millions of
tiny little broken pieces.Copy !req
312. There you go.
Well, if we're still
on shift, yeah.Copy !req
313. Elton John was terrific.Copy !req
314. Third row, center.Copy !req
315. I was right about the wine
and the sign...Copy !req
316. Wait a minute.
Where's my suit?Copy !req
317. Your suit's almost ready.Copy !req
318. Wait, what do you mean,
almost?Copy !req
319. You said first thing
in the morning.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
320. You know, our dry cleaner,
he's such a perfectionist,
and he thought...Copy !req
321. your suit was so special he
wanted to make sure...Copy !req
322. that nothing ever happened
to it again.Copy !req
323. He liked the suit?
Yeah.Copy !req
324. He's going to spray
this special solution.
It's a fine mist, really...Copy !req
325. and it sinks into the fabric
in such a way that it
causes your body to...Copy !req
326. It's complicated.
I don't wanna bore you
with details.Copy !req
327. But, obviously we need to wait
for the mist to dry.Copy !req
328. You mean, like Scotchgard?
Yeah, but better,
because it's French.Copy !req
329. I guess it's all right.
Yeah.Copy !req
330. So, while we're waiting
for it to dry...Copy !req
331. shouldn't you be rock-climbing
at the Bellagio?Copy !req
332. How'd you know
I was a rock-climber?Copy !req
333. Your father told me.Copy !req
334. Tell me you found something.Copy !req
335. Took me forever...Copy !req
336. but I ran VideolQ
and facial recognition...Copy !req
337. on everyone within eyeshot
of Bill over the past
two months.Copy !req
338. No indication that he had
any help of any kind at all.Copy !req
339. Except maybe Adam Clemo.Copy !req
340. Right.Copy !req
341. Adam could've planted
the transmitter
as a misdirect.Copy !req
342. Yeah, listen. Run another
security check on him.Copy !req
343. Maybe we missed something
the first time.Copy !req
344. And then run through
all that footage again,
would you?Copy !req
345. I already did all that, Ed.Copy !req
346. Where you going?
Me? I'm going to
have a drink.Copy !req
347. Danny!Copy !req
348. Hey, Michael.Copy !req
349. You hear of the expression,
"What happens in Vegas,
stays in Vegas?"Copy !req
350. Me?Copy !req
351. Maybe you haven't
heard the variation
of that expression.Copy !req
352. "What happens in Vegas
does not stay in Vegas,
if your wife is in the hotel."Copy !req
353. Am I supposed to know
what the hell
you're talking about?Copy !req
354. I'm talking about Crissy.Copy !req
355. Careful, there.Copy !req
356. Crissy is here?Copy !req
357. Yeah. She's definitely here.Copy !req
358. How do you know Crissy?Copy !req
359. God. What the hell am I
going to do?Copy !req
360. She must be pissed, huh?Copy !req
361. Well, I don't know her.
But if I may offer
some unsolicited advice...Copy !req
362. find your wife
before she finds you
and talk to her.Copy !req
363. No. I don't want to see her.Copy !req
364. Listen, dude,
if this marriage thing
isn't working out...Copy !req
365. man up and tell her.Copy !req
366. It's really not that simple.Copy !req
367. Well, maybe it is that simple.Copy !req
368. Men are just genetically
predisposed to cheat.Copy !req
369. I might never marry again,
Mar.Copy !req
370. Unless he's really
rich and hot.Copy !req
371. Or really rich and old
with a smidge of angina.Copy !req
372. Okay. I'll bite.Copy !req
373. He can't take Viagra.Copy !req
374. You really think
these things through,
don't you?Copy !req
375. Yeah. I try.
Big problem.Copy !req
376. Hey.
What's wrong?Copy !req
377. My client, Bobby Santoro...
Robert Santoro's here?Copy !req
378. No, he's dead. It's his son.
How sad. Robert Santoro died.Copy !req
379. Yeah, you knew him?
No, but I'm a water sign.Copy !req
380. We're really sensitive people.Copy !req
381. He wore his father's favorite
lucky leisure suit
to gamble in.Copy !req
382. Some drunk woman poured
Merlot all over it.Copy !req
383. '72 polyester, and I can't
get the stain out.Copy !req
384. Any supermodel ideas?
Yes. Here's one
I can help out with.Copy !req
385. I know where you can get
a new one just like it.Copy !req
386. No!
Yeah.Copy !req
387. What?Copy !req
388. I'm just as sensitive
about the good stuff.Copy !req
389. Hey.
Anything?Copy !req
390. No. I ran surveillance footage
on Adam again. Nothing.Copy !req
391. The guy's spotless.
He doesn't even drink.Copy !req
392. Thanks.
But I do. I'll have
what he's having.Copy !req
393. Bring him a water.Copy !req
394. Take a look
at his right hand.Copy !req
395. His right hand?Copy !req
396. The one on his right arm.Copy !req
397. Every time a new shoe comes...Copy !req
398. he puts his right hand
in the same spot on the table.Copy !req
399. Maybe the table's
sending him a signal.Copy !req
400. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
401. Maybe he found a new way
to cheat.Copy !req
402. Yeah. Elvis left the building.Copy !req
403. Diverting
the surveillance cameras now.Copy !req
404. Danny, the tables are
hidden from Adam.Copy !req
405. So, did you rig the shoes?Copy !req
406. Yeah. Assuming there's
only one player.Copy !req
407. The cards in this one
should favor the house.Copy !req
408. I don't feel a thing.Copy !req
409. Let's switch this one
for the one that
favors the players.Copy !req
410. How about frequency spikes
around the table?Copy !req
411. Mike and I checked for any
abnormal electronic
frequencies. Nothing.Copy !req
412. The whole area's clean.
Okay.Copy !req
413. All right. Go ahead.Copy !req
414. Now?Copy !req
415. Nothing.Copy !req
416. I guess this means that
Adam's the one that's
initiating the signal.Copy !req
417. I guess one of us is going
to have to pretend to be Bill.Copy !req
418. I'll send Mike.Copy !req
419. That's right, you better
bring her a present.Copy !req
420. Where's he going?Copy !req
421. He's wussing out.
Cold feet. He's over it.Copy !req
422. Maybe not.Copy !req
423. I thought you said
we shouldn't get involved.Copy !req
424. I did.Copy !req
425. So if I didn't say anything,
and Mary didn't
say anything...Copy !req
426. how's Grant know
where to find Crissy?
I don't know. Must be fate.Copy !req
427. Thank you all. Good night!Copy !req
428. Good show. Went well.
Excuse me.Copy !req
429. Mr. Orlando. Hi.
I'm sorry to bother you.
Yes.Copy !req
430. I'm Samantha Marquez,
a host at the Montecito.Copy !req
431. Hi, Samantha. Please,
do me a favor, call me Tony.Copy !req
432. Tony. Great. Listen, I have
a little bit of a problem...Copy !req
433. and Mary Connell,
entertainment director...Copy !req
434. she thought you might be able
to help me out with it.Copy !req
435. Need some tickets?Copy !req
436. Yes. I do need tickets.
That's great.
Not a problem.Copy !req
437. Thank you so much.
There's something else
I'd like to discuss with you.Copy !req
438. I have this '72 vintage
leisure suit. It belongs to
one of my high rollers.Copy !req
439. It has a wine stain on it.Copy !req
440. Exactly. The cleaners can't
get it out and it has
sentimental value.Copy !req
441. I just thought,
you being you...Copy !req
442. maybe you could possibly
lend me your tailor,
your costumer, anybody.Copy !req
443. You know, why does everybody
think that I wear
leisure suits, Samantha?Copy !req
444. I mean,
does this truthfully...
Just look at me.Copy !req
445. Does this look like
a leisure suit to you?Copy !req
446. That does not look like
a leisure suit to me.Copy !req
447. That looks like
a beautiful mohair tuxedoCopy !req
448. of impeccable quality,
I might add.Copy !req
449. There you go.
I meant no disrespect.Copy !req
450. No. Please, it's fine.Copy !req
451. It's just that, you know,
you spend decades trying to
perfect your act...Copy !req
452. perfect your persona.Copy !req
453. And then along comes
Saturday Night Live.Copy !req
454. Does some sketch with you
in some frilly freaking
powder blue prom tux...Copy !req
455. which is, by the way,
something I would never wear.Copy !req
456. Never.
No, you would never do that.Copy !req
457. No, and I can see by you
saying that you're notCopy !req
458. part of this
polyester smear campaign.Copy !req
459. But the truth is, Sam,
I'm asked this question
all the time.Copy !req
460. And I guess that would make me
some kind of an expert, huh?Copy !req
461. So, I do think
I can help you out.
Really?Copy !req
462. So, did they find the guy
with the transmitter?Copy !req
463. Yeah, we're running
a search upstairs right now.Copy !req
464. Ed thinks that the receiver
might be in
one of the hotel rooms.Copy !req
465. Did you talk to Nessa again?Copy !req
466. Yeah.Copy !req
467. Yeah, you know what?
I was wrong.Copy !req
468. She digs you.
I knew it!Copy !req
469. I just got a sense. Sometimes
it's not what you say,
it's what you don't say.Copy !req
470. And since we never said
anything to each other...Copy !req
471. there's this sort of
unspoken...Copy !req
472. Nothingness.
Exactly.Copy !req
473. How we doing?Copy !req
474. So far, so good.Copy !req
475. The camera's almost in place.Copy !req
476. Danny and Adam just left
the casino.Copy !req
477. You got 10 minutes
to swap tables.Copy !req
478. Right, Ed. We're
making the switch.Copy !req
479. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
480. It looks like you guys worked
everything out.Copy !req
481. We did. And we have you
and Delinda to thank for it.Copy !req
482. Don't we, sweetheart?
Yeah, and the guy in the john.Copy !req
483. Guy in the john?Copy !req
484. The black guy.
I didn't catch his name.Copy !req
485. I guess every relationship
has its rough patches.Copy !req
486. But love always prevails.Copy !req
487. We talked it out
and we made some promises
to one another.Copy !req
488. And I think everything's
going to be good from now on.Copy !req
489. You bet it is.Copy !req
490. Turn the table
to face the door.Copy !req
491. Can I help you, little lady?Copy !req
492. Mr. Knotts.Copy !req
493. I certainly hope so.Copy !req
494. Five Emmys.
Barney Fife, right?Copy !req
495. When I was a kid,
my mom used to...
Say, is that a '72?Copy !req
496. Yes.
I got one exactly like it.Copy !req
497. It's got wine on it!Copy !req
498. Moving into position.Copy !req
499. Back so soon?Copy !req
500. Yeah, I was feeling lucky.Copy !req
501. Gee, that's funny.Copy !req
502. So was I.Copy !req
503. Come on.Copy !req
504. Let's have a chat, huh?Copy !req
505. Somebody's having fun tonight.Copy !req
506. Mary.
Yeah.Copy !req
507. Grant. What happened to you?
Where's Crissy?Copy !req
508. I need your help.
I need protection.Copy !req
509. From who?
From Crissy.Copy !req
510. What did you just say?Copy !req
511. One minute, we are cuddling
in the gondola
at the Venetian.Copy !req
512. Then we get back up
to the room, and wham!Copy !req
513. She hit you?Copy !req
514. That's why I left
in the first place.Copy !req
515. My wife, she has a problem
with rage.Copy !req
516. So you're saying that
Crissy hits you?Copy !req
517. Crissy kicks my ass.Copy !req
518. I thought things
would get better,
but they only got worse.Copy !req
519. I'm sorry, but I have to ask.Copy !req
520. You know, you're
a pretty big guy and Crissy,
she's a little bitty thing.Copy !req
521. You're wondering
how could she kick my ass?Copy !req
522. Well, yeah.
One word.Copy !req
523. Karate.Copy !req
524. It's very empowering.
You wanna see me
break something in half?Copy !req
525. When we first got married,
I convinced Crissy to take
a self-defense course.Copy !req
526. She was so tiny and delicate.Copy !req
527. So sweet and so dumb.Copy !req
528. I only feel safe
when she's asleep.Copy !req
529. When she's awake,
she goes from
nice and sweet to...Copy !req
530. Wow.Copy !req
531. You considered counseling?Copy !req
532. Counseling?Copy !req
533. I don't think Crissy
would go for it.Copy !req
534. Well, have you ever asked her?
Yeah, about 100 times.Copy !req
535. But you still
want to be with her?
You know the whole...Copy !req
536. Yeah. I was only with that
other woman because I wanted
some tenderness.Copy !req
537. You know, to touch a woman
that wasn't trying to
fracture my skull.Copy !req
538. But Crissy's the one I love.Copy !req
539. What can I say? I love him.Copy !req
540. You just have a very...Copy !req
541. unusual way of showing it.Copy !req
542. Crissy, you got to stop
kicking his ass.Copy !req
543. Mary, it's like when you
hold a tiny kitten...Copy !req
544. and it's so cute.Copy !req
545. You just want to squeeze it.Copy !req
546. I love Grant that much.Copy !req
547. And sometimes, I just
can't control myself.Copy !req
548. You are going to have to...Copy !req
549. start standing up
for yourself.Copy !req
550. You've got to start setting
some boundaries, my friend.Copy !req
551. Boundaries?Copy !req
552. With Crissy?
I promise you,
she will respect you for it.Copy !req
553. Listen to Delinda.Copy !req
554. Have a seat. Won't you?Copy !req
555. Thanks, Greg. You can guard
your golf clubs now.Copy !req
556. Well?Copy !req
557. Far as I can tell,
you've got nothing on me.Copy !req
558. You are currently
correct, sir.Copy !req
559. Then why am I here?Copy !req
560. You are here...Copy !req
561. Because you're gonna show me
how you cheat.Copy !req
562. That's me.
Again, you are correct.Copy !req
563. That is you yesterday.Copy !req
564. And that is Adam and Danny
right now.Copy !req
565. Thanks for the advice
about Nessa. I'm formulating
my battle plan as we speak.Copy !req
566. All right. Cool, then.
Got it. Just... Okay.Copy !req
567. Okay. Bye-bye.
Take care.Copy !req
568. This won't prove anything.Copy !req
569. Adam might see me gambling,
but he'll know
it's not me gambling now.Copy !req
570. Why is that?
Because the cards
are different?Copy !req
571. Or maybe the video
won't match?Copy !req
572. Gee whiz! Looks like
the right cards to me.Copy !req
573. We're coming up
on the last hand.Copy !req
574. You need to hit me
one more time.Copy !req
575. Busted.Copy !req
576. We're reshuffling.Copy !req
577. When we're done here,
maybe we could
get some dinner?Copy !req
578. Twice in one week.
I thought you had a rule?Copy !req
579. I don't have a rule.Copy !req
580. Maybe you're confusing my rule
with your rule.Copy !req
581. I don't have a rule.Copy !req
582. Dinner it is then.
Okay.Copy !req
583. What's the next shoe?Copy !req
584. It favors the players
23 hands to 32.Copy !req
585. Wait. I feel something.Copy !req
586. He's sending a tiny
electrical signal
through the table.Copy !req
587. We got him.Copy !req
588. You got me.Copy !req
589. What do you want?Copy !req
590. A confession
might be nice, huh?Copy !req
591. Well, I guess
your little romance with Nessa
is gonna have to wait.Copy !req
592. Come on. Up.Copy !req
593. You're here!
Yeah, I just got back
a little while ago.Copy !req
594. You've been rock-climbing
for a while?
Actually, no.Copy !req
595. I met this guy on toehold
next to me. Really nice.Copy !req
596. And he and his wife,
they invited me
to go with them...Copy !req
597. to the art exhibit
at the Bellagio.Copy !req
598. You ever been?Copy !req
599. It's amazing. They got
"Man-ets" and "Mon-ets"
and "Cezannees."Copy !req
600. Yeah, it's great.
Check it out.Copy !req
601. I tipped the guy $100.
He let me ride
for an hour straight.Copy !req
602. Did you go to
Cirque de Soleil?Copy !req
603. Yeah, the new show, Ka.Copy !req
604. They got this thing called
the "Wheel of Death."Copy !req
605. It's really more like guys
in tights running
on giant hamster wheels...Copy !req
606. but it's still pretty cool.Copy !req
607. I'm glad you had a good time.Copy !req
608. It's about to get better.Copy !req
609. Wow, you can't even tell.
Try it on?Copy !req
610. No. That's okay.
Yeah, it's your lucky suit.Copy !req
611. You can't gamble
without your lucky suit.Copy !req
612. You know, Sam? I...Copy !req
613. I think I'm done
with gambling.
No, that's not good.Copy !req
614. Yeah, it is good because
you opened my eyes to
a whole new Vegas...Copy !req
615. with the restaurants
and the shops and the museums.Copy !req
616. And then
there's the burro trip!Copy !req
617. The burro trip.
Yeah, it leaves in an hour.Copy !req
618. They take you out
to all the old silver mines...Copy !req
619. and you ride the whole way
on a burro.Copy !req
620. You know what I believe?
I believe that gambling is
in your blood.Copy !req
621. Don't you feel that way?Copy !req
622. You're your father's son,
and your father loved craps,
right?Copy !req
623. And you love craps.
Remember the other day?Copy !req
624. Your grandfather
loves craps, Bobby.
See, here's the thing, Sam.Copy !req
625. My dad, as much as I
loved him...Copy !req
626. he was sort of
obsessed with gambling.
Up big, then broke again.Copy !req
627. I'm sure you saw
he had a problem, Sam.Copy !req
628. Do you really think
I should be making
the same mistakes?Copy !req
629. Bobby, you know
it's my job to get people
to stay at the tables, right?Copy !req
630. I don't think you should be
making the same mistakes.Copy !req
631. And if you tell anybody
I said that, I'll deny it.Copy !req
632. Thank God, I didn't think
you'd understand.Copy !req
633. Yeah.Copy !req
634. Yeah, unfortunately, I do.Copy !req
635. I still think you should
wear this.Copy !req
636. Why? What for?
Because I'm gonna pick you up
in 12 hours.Copy !req
637. After the burro thing.Copy !req
638. Okay.Copy !req
639. Can I keep this?Copy !req
640. Yeah, sure.
Thanks.Copy !req
641. Hi. Could you please
have the valet
bring my wife's car around?Copy !req
642. Hey, Grant.
Hey!Copy !req
643. Where's Crissy?
She's still upstairs packing.Copy !req
644. You look like a new man.
I take it you took my advice?Copy !req
645. I did, and, you know,
I think for the first time...Copy !req
646. that woman upstairs
respects me.Copy !req
647. We are so happy for you.
For both of you.Copy !req
648. I think, things are gonna be
different from now on.
I really do.Copy !req
649. That's great.Copy !req
650. I wanted you ladies
to have this.Copy !req
651. No.
No. We don't accept gratuity.Copy !req
652. No, take it. I mean,
just as a symbol
of my appreciation.Copy !req
653. You two saved me.Copy !req
654. Thanks.
No.Copy !req
655. I'm gonna go and wait
for Crissy in the car.Copy !req
656. You have a great trip home.
I will.Copy !req
657. See you later.
Bye.Copy !req
658. We'll split it 50-50.Copy !req
659. What about Mike, you know?
He kind of helped.Copy !req
660. Yeah, but then the math
gets all complicated.Copy !req
661. Good point.
Yeah.Copy !req
662. Wait a minute. What is this?Copy !req
663. That would be
a man's wedding band.Copy !req
664. Hey, Russ, is Mr. Potter
still out front?Copy !req
665. Just drove off
like a bat out of hell.Copy !req
666. Without Crissy?
Without Crissy.Copy !req