1. The Montecito is...Copy !req
2. the finest casino and resort in as Vegas.Copy !req
3. We provide flawless service.
Unrivaled accommodations and gaming.Copy !req
4. Oh, Danny? I gotta check
on something outside.Copy !req
5. And now, our
Bella Petto Pool and Lounge...Copy !req
6. where guests can enjoy a pool
experience that's a little bit more...Copy !req
7. European.Copy !req
8. And, you ladies will be
contributing to that experience...Copy !req
9. What do you mean, contribute?Copy !req
10. I thought all we had to do was
lay around with our tops off.Copy !req
11. Yeah, well, I guess that
would be your contribution.Copy !req
12. All righty then.Copy !req
13. Let them breathe.Copy !req
14. Hey.Copy !req
15. Let me guess, security check.Copy !req
16. Exactly.Copy !req
17. You know, if we were married, you'd
have to learn not to stare like that.Copy !req
18. We made the right decision. We?Copy !req
19. We both need some time to readjust.Copy !req
20. I...Copy !req
21. I meant to give this back... That's yours.Copy !req
22. Just don't expect another one when
this whole readjustment period is over.Copy !req
23. So, whose idea was it to hire
these ladies to lie around topless?Copy !req
24. Marketing. Oh, marketing.Copy !req
25. And Mike. Mike, sure.Copy !req
26. And me. You.Copy !req
27. Anyway, it looks like
everything's under control here.Copy !req
28. Yeah.Copy !req
29. Security check?Copy !req
30. Yeah. You, too?Copy !req
31. I'm here on something
of a bus man's holiday.Copy !req
32. I'm an archeologist by trade.
I teach at NAU.Copy !req
33. Las Vegas region is one
of my specialties... Mike!Copy !req
34. Did you know that
the native population here...Copy !req
35. I prefer that term to Native American
because they were here before there was...Copy !req
36. Absolutely. Mike, this is Mr. Dortch.Copy !req
37. He was wondering if you could
find him a space outside?Copy !req
38. They said that they couldn't
get a chair for me until Thursday.Copy !req
39. I'm sorry, we're already overbooked.Copy !req
40. I sort of have a professional
interest. I'm an archeologist.Copy !req
41. Most people assume
that bosom-baring societies...Copy !req
42. are solely indigenous
to equatorial regions...Copy !req
43. Why don't we give you a VIP tour...Copy !req
44. This is Sam.Copy !req
45. Wait. What, $5,000 a hand?
I'll be right there.Copy !req
46. Everybody's happy? Great.Copy !req
47. In the brown shirt. $5,000 a
hand for the last 20 minutes.Copy !req
48. Hi, Sam Marquez.
I'm with the Montecito.Copy !req
49. Lisa Lundquist. Hi Lisa,
are you staying with us?Copy !req
50. No.Copy !req
51. Because I'd like to make one
of our suites available to you.Copy !req
52. I live in town. That's nice. You're a local.Copy !req
53. Then let us comp your meals,
shows, spa treatments...Copy !req
54. and we're gonna put one of our
limos at your continuous disposal.Copy !req
55. No, thank you. Not interested.Copy !req
56. Okay, well...Copy !req
57. you call me if you change your mind.Copy !req
58. Do you have another casino host?Copy !req
59. I don't even know what that is.Copy !req
60. Oh, Nessa.Copy !req
61. Fred. That's right.Copy !req
62. The penniless man who came
to the Montecito to kill himself...Copy !req
63. and left with a new attitude.Copy !req
64. And, oh, yeah, $6 million.Copy !req
65. That was some winning streak.Copy !req
66. Well, it was all because of
your guidance and friendship.Copy !req
67. Oh, Fred, that wasn't
necessary. Thank you.Copy !req
68. Nessa!Copy !req
69. Sorry. I just want to shout it
from the mountaintops.Copy !req
70. Know what I parlayed that $6
million into? I don't know. $3 million?Copy !req
71. $14 million.Copy !req
72. Little IPO opportunity,
available only to millionaires.Copy !req
73. Well, I'm glad you're doing so well.Copy !req
74. I've got to get back to work. Wait, Nessa.Copy !req
75. This humble, fabulously wealthy
man would like to take you to dinner.Copy !req
76. The most expensive restaurant in town...Copy !req
77. beluga caviar.Copy !req
78. Cristal.Copy !req
79. Or whatever you want. I'll
order three or four of them.Copy !req
80. I'm afraid I can't. Nessa? Don't you see?Copy !req
81. I have come here to woo you.Copy !req
82. Fred, listen, I don't think...Copy !req
83. Okay, a salad, then, or a drink, or water.Copy !req
84. Water with no ice.
Just give me a chance.Copy !req
85. Okay, a drink.Copy !req
86. I'm off in an hour.Copy !req
87. Another adventure begins.Copy !req
88. Get some rest.Copy !req
89. What is she up? $90,000.Copy !req
90. I know it's not that much,
but something's off.Copy !req
91. The first hint is that she's
betting that big using an odds card.Copy !req
92. Turning down comps, not
knowing what a casino host is.Copy !req
93. Leaving on a reshuffle.Copy !req
94. Hey, you think she's counting?Copy !req
95. I don't think so. I've been
watching her for awhile.Copy !req
96. She started betting heavy
since she got to the table.Copy !req
97. Yeah?Copy !req
98. Later.Copy !req
99. You two seem pretty tight.Copy !req
100. What is it with you and Leo,
he owe you money or something?Copy !req
101. Danny finds Leo esthetically threatening.Copy !req
102. I just think the guy's a douche bag.Copy !req
103. Hey, watch your language.Copy !req
104. Who's a douche bag?Copy !req
105. Nobody. Nothing.Copy !req
106. What's going on?Copy !req
107. A guest is having
a problem with his room.Copy !req
108. Wants to speak
to the individual in charge.Copy !req
109. And this woman on the floor
won $90,000.Copy !req
110. Hate to break it to you, Sam, but once
in a while folks will win some money.Copy !req
111. Okay. So she's definitely not counting.Copy !req
112. Well, something ain't right.Copy !req
113. I don't get it.
I've seen people win $900,000.Copy !req
114. Listen, just check her out, will you?Copy !req
115. You tell him what we do up here, okay?Copy !req
116. It's okay. You're new.Copy !req
117. What?Copy !req
118. No. I'm good, thank you.Copy !req
119. You really didn't need to go
to all this trouble, Fred.Copy !req
120. Nothing is too much...Copy !req
121. for my Nessa.Copy !req
122. Fred, I'm not your Nessa.Copy !req
123. And I'm not sure I ever will be.Copy !req
124. Oh.Copy !req
125. I just remembered. I talked
to my accountant this morning.Copy !req
126. It turns out I have $16 million.Copy !req
127. You know, if you laid that end to end...Copy !req
128. Look, I think it's great that
you've made a lot of money...Copy !req
129. and I'm flattered
that you find me so appealing.Copy !req
130. But it doesn't change anything.Copy !req
131. But... It's not gonna happen, Fred.Copy !req
132. Stop singing!Copy !req
133. She was telling the truth about
being a local. She lives out on Sahara.Copy !req
134. Only problem is
I checked her bank records.Copy !req
135. Aren't there some privacy laws
we gotta roll with?Copy !req
136. No? Yeah? No? So fill me
in on those bank records.Copy !req
137. She's never had more than $576
in her account.Copy !req
138. So where did she
get $25,000 to buy chips?Copy !req
139. Parents, slots, moonlighting as a hooker.Copy !req
140. Or someone else was counting,
fronted her the money...Copy !req
141. then sent her in to play.Copy !req
142. She was here yesterday, too,
won $65,000.Copy !req
143. Casinos freaking over card
counters has always kind of thrown me.Copy !req
144. Thrown you how?Copy !req
145. Just on the whole
philosophical, fairness level...Copy !req
146. if someone learns how to play
blackjack really well, we toss them.Copy !req
147. It's like a country club not allowing
a scratch player on a golf course...Copy !req
148. Mitch, I need tape of the hour
before Lisa Lundquist...Copy !req
149. arrived at the table every
time she played. Okay.Copy !req
150. Get one difference,
my ethics-minded friend.Copy !req
151. Scratch golfers don't put golf
courses out of business, all right?Copy !req
152. If we let one of these card counters
play we gotta let them all play.Copy !req
153. And then all the people who
suddenly learn how to count.Copy !req
154. The next thing you know,
we're out of business...Copy !req
155. and the card counters are
building 5,000 room hotels.Copy !req
156. I guess. That's why we
can't let them outsmart us.Copy !req
157. Not even for $90,000...Copy !req
158. Hey, Danny, I took care of that
homeless guy at the west entrance.Copy !req
159. Super.Copy !req
160. Hey! Hey.Copy !req
161. Another security check?Copy !req
162. No. Ed wanted to meet me down here.Copy !req
163. Right. Ed hasn't done his security check.Copy !req
164. Hi. Hey.Copy !req
165. Do you work here? Yes, I do.Copy !req
166. Can you take care of that for me?Copy !req
167. Can you? Because I sure as
hell don't want to be out here.Copy !req
168. Hey, kid. Hey, boss.Copy !req
169. Danny?Copy !req
170. Ed.Copy !req
171. I just can't believe
we actually opened this place.Copy !req
172. It was your idea.Copy !req
173. That's only because Mandalay
Bay and Caesar's did it first.Copy !req
174. Hey, look.Copy !req
175. I thought I told you to make
sure that not one of these rooms...Copy !req
176. have an unobstructed
view to this place. I did.Copy !req
177. I checked out that guy's room.
You see that gap over there?Copy !req
178. Look, see between the two trees?Copy !req
179. Well, there's a very nice man
and he's extremely religious.Copy !req
180. Apparently, every time
he looks out his window...Copy !req
181. he's got three sets of
headlamps staring at him.Copy !req
182. There's a ficus tree
over by the storage shed...Copy !req
183. Yeah. They were supposed to
move that over, but they must have...Copy !req
184. I think the backhoe operator got sick...Copy !req
185. See, what I'm hearing
is like a bunch of excuses...Copy !req
186. and I'd really like to hear a solution.Copy !req
187. Yes, sir. I'll move it myself.Copy !req
188. We're taking care of the
card-counting situation, so you know.Copy !req
189. Ficus tree.Copy !req
190. Hey, Fred?Copy !req
191. Oh. Hi, Mr. Deline.
Hey, nice to see you, again.Copy !req
192. You, too. How's it going?Copy !req
193. Well, I'm even richer
than when I left here.Copy !req
194. Yeah, but, you know that old
saying, "money can't buy happiness"?Copy !req
195. What about your girlfriend? You
know, the one we reunited you with?Copy !req
196. Dumped me.Copy !req
197. Second time, for those of you
keeping score at home.Copy !req
198. Sorry. But in a way,
you know, it was kind of...Copy !req
199. a good thing because it made me
realize who the true love of my life was.Copy !req
200. Nessa.Copy !req
201. Nessa. So I came back here to woo her.Copy !req
202. But she's not interested, either.Copy !req
203. Have you been seeing that therapist?Copy !req
204. So here I am, surrounded
by beautiful, naked women...Copy !req
205. and miserable.Copy !req
206. What I think you should do...Copy !req
207. is just to think back to when
you were the very, very happiest.Copy !req
208. I mean, where you were, what
you were doing, who you were with.Copy !req
209. Oh! And make it happen again? Bingo.Copy !req
210. You'd help me do that?Copy !req
211. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
212. Because you know
when I was really happy?Copy !req
213. No.Copy !req
214. When I was working
at Fido Frank's Stereo Corral.Copy !req
215. Because I got to talk to
people, give them advice.Copy !req
216. Help them with important
audio-visual decisions.Copy !req
217. I'll get a hold of this Fido Frank
and I'll set something up for you, okay.Copy !req
218. They're out of business.Copy !req
219. Well, then, you find somebody
like Fido Frank's.Copy !req
220. I gotta run, Fred.Copy !req
221. Okay, listen. I will think of something
and I'll let you know, Mr. Deline.Copy !req
222. You promise to let me know? I promise.Copy !req
223. Feeling better already.Copy !req
224. I took a look at all the tape.Copy !req
225. Every time Lisa Lundquist
sits down to play...Copy !req
226. You want me to do this later? Danny?Copy !req
227. No. All set. Let's go.Copy !req
228. Ed, Mike and I have been
analyzing Lisa Lundquist's play.Copy !req
229. Every time she sits down, the
deck is loaded with high-value cards.Copy !req
230. Since the deck is already rich
before she sits...Copy !req
231. That's what I've been telling
you. Someone else is counting...Copy !req
232. then they're signaling
her to start playing. Right.Copy !req
233. And this dude is at her table
before she comes. Every time.Copy !req
234. Then leaves a couple of
minutes before she gets there.Copy !req
235. Well, that's our man.Copy !req
236. This is Mike. Thanks.Copy !req
237. Dude is back.Copy !req
238. Okay, this is live. Danny McCoy.Copy !req
239. All right.Copy !req
240. All right. Lisa Lundquist just
bought a latte at Cup-a-Joe's.Copy !req
241. She's probably sitting there
with a vibrating cellphone, pager...Copy !req
242. some kind of silent receiver.
I want you to go find out.Copy !req
243. Just wait for him to signal her...Copy !req
244. and then bring them both to my office.Copy !req
245. You got the signal detector?Copy !req
246. It covers the entire wavelength spectrum.Copy !req
247. Fifty megahertz to six gigahertz.Copy !req
248. Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, cellphones,
UHF, VHF, digital spread products.Copy !req
249. So that's a "yes." And you
gave one of those to Sam?Copy !req
250. Yeah. She went to find Lisa
Lundquist there at Cup-a-Joe's.Copy !req
251. Can I have a latte? Sure.Copy !req
252. Lisa?Copy !req
253. Oh, hi. Sam Marquez, from earlier.Copy !req
254. I remember.Copy !req
255. Derek, give her
anything she wants, on me.Copy !req
256. No, thank you, that's not
necessary. Oh, please.Copy !req
257. It's just my job to reward
our more serious players...Copy !req
258. and make sure that your stay
is as enjoyable as possible.Copy !req
259. Wow. Guess we could start
by changing this music?Copy !req
260. Nothing.Copy !req
261. How the hell's he signaling her?Copy !req
262. Maybe it's visual. But we
didn't see anything on the tapes.Copy !req
263. You're forgetting something,
Danny. There's a new sheriff in town.Copy !req
264. I'll solve this guy.Copy !req
265. The detector didn't pick up
anything. She's still here.Copy !req
266. Yeah. Nothing here, either.
Just keep an eye on her.Copy !req
267. I'll watch this guy. Good.
I gotta go move a tree.Copy !req
268. Move a tree?Copy !req
269. Yeah?Copy !req
270. No. I don't want him waiting
in the hall. Just tell him...Copy !req
271. Oh, hell! Just send him in.Copy !req
272. Ed. Fred.Copy !req
273. Well, I did what you said.Copy !req
274. I thought of something
like the Fido Frank's job...Copy !req
275. that would make me happy
again. Oh, that's great.Copy !req
276. Yeah. But you don't know
the really great part.Copy !req
277. Give me a hint.Copy !req
278. Okay. It has something to do
with here at the hotel.Copy !req
279. You got me.Copy !req
280. I want to be a bartender at Mystique.Copy !req
281. Oh, it's perfect. I love the Montecito.Copy !req
282. I'll get to see new people and
talk to them and give them advice...Copy !req
283. and I might even meet some
potential Mrs. Puterbaughs.Copy !req
284. And since you said you'd help me...Copy !req
285. and you actually run the place... Hello.Copy !req
286. Here's the thing, Fred.Copy !req
287. We're on a pretty strict budget
here and we gotta stick to it.Copy !req
288. I've got $16 million, remember?Copy !req
289. You don't have to pay me.
I'll work for free.Copy !req
290. I'm not going to
replace one of my bartenders...Copy !req
291. so you can just forget about it.Copy !req
292. It's not like someone's losing
a job or even missing a shift.Copy !req
293. It's more like an unpaid internship, okay?Copy !req
294. If Fred's tending bar, he'll get tips
my real employees would've gotten.Copy !req
295. All right. Look. I'll cover their
tips. I'll even double them.Copy !req
296. The point is, I really don't want this guy...Copy !req
297. taking another swan dive
off the South Tower.Copy !req
298. Just let him mix a couple of cocktails...Copy !req
299. and I can send him home happy,
you know?Copy !req
300. Does he have any bar
tending experience? Yeah.Copy !req
301. Tell him to come talk to me.Copy !req
302. Honey, you know that skirt's a
little short on the right side there.Copy !req
303. How's it going? You
solve him yet there, Sheriff?Copy !req
304. Close. Very close.Copy !req
305. So, how did your tree excavation go?Copy !req
306. Take a look at this. I found some pottery.Copy !req
307. State law says we can't
dig further until we know...Copy !req
308. if they have any historical value.Copy !req
309. You know, I talked
to a guy at Bella Petto...Copy !req
310. who said he was an archeologist.Copy !req
311. Walker Dortch, specialized in local stuff.Copy !req
312. He's staying in the South Tower.Copy !req
313. Thanks, Mike.Copy !req
314. You want me to take a look at this?Copy !req
315. Don't tell me you know
about this stuff, too.Copy !req
316. I'm a bit of an armchair archeologist, yes.Copy !req
317. Then knock yourself out.Copy !req
318. He's leaving. Lisa's still here.Copy !req
319. Check that. Walking.Copy !req
320. Did it look like Lisa got any
kind of signal? No. Nothing.Copy !req
321. She just sat down to play.Copy !req
322. Check change. $10,000.Copy !req
323. Good luck.Copy !req
324. Congratulations.Copy !req
325. Lisa's leaving.Copy !req
326. She's up $50,000.Copy !req
327. Lisa waits at Cup-a-Joe's.Copy !req
328. When the deck gets rich, the
counter leaves. Lisa moves in.Copy !req
329. As far as we can tell,
they're not communicating...Copy !req
330. verbally, visually, or electronically.Copy !req
331. Well, if they're not talking to each
other, there's gotta be a relay man.Copy !req
332. Danny's checking video.Copy !req
333. Danny, you talk to that archeologist?Copy !req
334. Don't tell me I got to dig up half
an acre to look for broken plates.Copy !req
335. No. I'm gonna meet him
in a few minutes.Copy !req
336. So, I checked everyone close
enough to see him leave...Copy !req
337. and nobody shows up more than once.Copy !req
338. Maybe he's got a bunch of relay guys?Copy !req
339. It doesn't matter if he has a whole army.Copy !req
340. Where Lisa sits in Cup-a-Joe's,
she can't see into the casino.Copy !req
341. Yeah, she's right. I checked that, too.Copy !req
342. Ed, why don't we just kick them out?Copy !req
343. Players are a dime a dozen...Copy !req
344. but if they got a system that's
beating us, we're in trouble.Copy !req
345. Wait a minute.Copy !req
346. Who else sees him leaving?Copy !req
347. We do.Copy !req
348. You mean an inside job?Copy !req
349. Who's on duty up here when
that counter's at the table?Copy !req
350. There's only one match. Leo.Copy !req
351. I'll pull him in.Copy !req
352. What? Fire him for doing his job?Copy !req
353. No.Copy !req
354. Now, we'll watch him.Copy !req
355. Mr. Dortch? Danny McCoy.
Thank you for meeting me here.Copy !req
356. This is what I found right over there.Copy !req
357. State Law says we can't dig
further until we know for sure...Copy !req
358. Until you ascertain its historical value.Copy !req
359. Nevada Revised Statutes,
Section 383.170.Copy !req
360. Right here? Right there.Copy !req
361. Sounds like you're our guy.Copy !req
362. So, I heard you were having a
little trouble getting into Bella Petto?Copy !req
363. Yes. It seems to be
quite the popular attraction.Copy !req
364. Yeah. We appreciate your help.Copy !req
365. There is one small caveat.Copy !req
366. I don't know that I'll have
time to do this for you.Copy !req
367. I have a lengthy conference...
Mr. Dortch, for helping us out with this...Copy !req
368. I'll personally make sure you
have a cabana at the Bella Petto...Copy !req
369. for the rest of your stay.
Excellent. Wonderful.Copy !req
370. Danny McCoy.Copy !req
371. Got it. Well, I got to
follow up on something...Copy !req
372. but I'll be sure to have the rest of
these artifacts delivered to your room.Copy !req
373. Excellent. Maybe I'll
examine them in that cabana.Copy !req
374. Wherever you'd like.Copy !req
375. You look positively fetching tonight, boss.Copy !req
376. Don't breathe on the glasses,
ask if you have any questions...Copy !req
377. and card anyone who looks
younger than 30. Got it?Copy !req
378. Showtime.Copy !req
379. Name your poison, sweetheart.Copy !req
380. A glass of Merlot, please.
The house pour is fine.Copy !req
381. And may I see some ID?Copy !req
382. And maybe a phone number?Copy !req
383. Fred, may I see you? Now?Copy !req
384. The counter's back. I
know. I just talked to Nessa.Copy !req
385. Oh, look who's on duty.Copy !req
386. Check Cup-a-Joe's, would you?Copy !req
387. Yep. There's Lisa.Copy !req
388. Wait a minute.Copy !req
389. She's reading The Great Gatsby.Copy !req
390. The counter was reading the same book.Copy !req
391. Didn't Sam say that Lisa
worked at a bookstore?Copy !req
392. Yeah.Copy !req
393. What does that tell us? I don't know.Copy !req
394. I don't, either.Copy !req
395. One Sneaky Pete, coming at you.Copy !req
396. What's a Sneaky Pete?Copy !req
397. Tequila, lime juice, pineapple
juice, and crème de men the.Copy !req
398. I got it. Sorry.Copy !req
399. You have another customer. Go.Copy !req
400. Hi. Can I get a Greyhound, please?Copy !req
401. And for your friends?Copy !req
402. He's leaving. Yeah, I'm watching.Copy !req
403. Looks like Leo's watching, too.Copy !req
404. Anyone want anything
from Cup-a-Joe's?Copy !req
405. Call Sam and see
what's happening over there.Copy !req
406. Hey, it's Leo. I've got an order for you.Copy !req
407. Did you hear a phone ring down there?Copy !req
408. No. The phone must be in the back.Copy !req
409. So the phone ringing isn't the signal.Copy !req
410. She's leaving.Copy !req
411. Okay, I'll let Mike know. Did
she do anything that looks like...Copy !req
412. Wait a minute. The same song
was playing the last time she left.Copy !req
413. Okay. Find out who is
taking the phone orders...Copy !req
414. and who's controlling the music.Copy !req
415. The lady in pink.Copy !req
416. Hi, Daddy.Copy !req
417. So, how's our man doing?Copy !req
418. I hate to say it...Copy !req
419. but other than a few broken
bottles, he's doing pretty well.Copy !req
420. People seem to like him.Copy !req
421. The only problem is...Copy !req
422. he's telling anyone who'll
listen about his internship.Copy !req
423. I've had three people come to me...Copy !req
424. and they all want their own internship.Copy !req
425. Oddly enough, the most popular
choice is the towel boy at Bella Petto.Copy !req
426. I gotta pull him.Copy !req
427. Cosmopolitan.Copy !req
428. And who might be
drinking that Cosmo? Me.Copy !req
429. With all due respect, sir,
that's a ladies' drink.Copy !req
430. Hey, buddy, if I want a
Cosmopolitan, you're gonna...Copy !req
431. Fred, please. Ed, baby.Copy !req
432. Give the man... Really?
That's a ladies' drink?Copy !req
433. What do you suggest?Copy !req
434. J. Curbis Scotch.
Says something to a woman.Copy !req
435. Yeah. Give me some J. Curbis.
Sounds good. A double.Copy !req
436. Double it up.Copy !req
437. Fred.Copy !req
438. Mr. Deline, you know that suite I'm in?Copy !req
439. I want to book it for the next seven
or eight years. I'll pay in advance.Copy !req
440. Listen.Copy !req
441. I'm afraid, Fred, that I can't
keep you on as a bartender here.Copy !req
442. I'm really sorry. I really am.Copy !req
443. But, look, I have 14 people
who want this internship stuff.Copy !req
444. It's just not gonna work out.Copy !req
445. So, I would like for you to
finish out your shift tonight.Copy !req
446. Have this on me, please. And
we'll talk tomorrow, okay? I promise.Copy !req
447. Okay. Thanks.Copy !req
448. Hey, where's my J. Curbis?Copy !req
449. In my belly!Copy !req
450. So, Cup-a-Joe's has some
rocket scientist in the back room...Copy !req
451. who's answering the phones
and playing the CDs.Copy !req
452. So the same guy does both?
Yeah. His name's Tyler.Copy !req
453. Hot flash. Counter's name is Paul Snow.Copy !req
454. I went back to that bookstore
and asked around.Copy !req
455. He and Lisa are in the same
book club. That's the connection.Copy !req
456. Right. So now
we have a signaling method.Copy !req
457. Leo sees Paul leave the table...Copy !req
458. calls this guy Tyler down at
Cup-a-Joe's to place an order.Copy !req
459. Then Tyler changes the music
to The Piña Colada Song.Copy !req
460. So you know he's got problems.
You don't like that song?Copy !req
461. That's a great...Copy !req
462. I got it.Copy !req
463. That song is her signal to
head for the table to start betting.Copy !req
464. So there's no direct communication.Copy !req
465. So there's nothing to pin on them. Sharp.Copy !req
466. So we got nothing to connect Leo...Copy !req
467. other than you think he's a jerk. Yeah.Copy !req
468. Let's go get a latte.Copy !req
469. My man Tyler? Yeah.Copy !req
470. Mr. McCoy. Mr. Cannon.Copy !req
471. If I screwed up a drink order, you'll
have to take that up with "Big Mama."Copy !req
472. This isn't about a drink order. Come on.Copy !req
473. Hey, keep your hands off.Copy !req
474. All we want to know is what's going
on with Lisa Lundquist and Paul Snow.Copy !req
475. Oh, and Leo.Copy !req
476. I told you, man. I don't even
know them. And I didn't do anything.Copy !req
477. Every time Leo calls in his order,
you play The Piña Colada track.Copy !req
478. Well, first off, I get what,
a 100 phone orders a day.Copy !req
479. Second, The Piña Colada track
is my favorite song.Copy !req
480. Leo tell you to say that?Copy !req
481. If you didn't do anything
why did you run?Copy !req
482. I had taken some stuff
from the shop once...Copy !req
483. like some bottled water and some soda.Copy !req
484. You know, I thought you guys
were there about that.Copy !req
485. If you're gonna fire me now,
I'm just gonna go home...Copy !req
486. No, you're not going anywhere. You're
gonna finish your shift in this room.Copy !req
487. I don't get off until 8:00.Copy !req
488. Yeah. And if this is your last day,
which I suspect that it might be...Copy !req
489. your final assignment is
going to be to sit in that robe...Copy !req
490. and think about how
stupid it would be to lie to us.Copy !req
491. And how stupid you look.Copy !req
492. Okay, I admit it.Copy !req
493. I did say that I would help him...Copy !req
494. and I did set him up at Mystique...Copy !req
495. and I did pull out the rug from under him.Copy !req
496. So why is Fred now my responsibility?Copy !req
497. Because, my dear, right now you're
the only one that can cheer him up.Copy !req
498. I mean, he will listen to you.
And to tell you the truth...Copy !req
499. I mean, I feel a little sorry
for this guy. He's a good guy.Copy !req
500. I know, but...Copy !req
501. Listen, I really would
appreciate it if you would do this.Copy !req
502. As a favor to me.Copy !req
503. What am I supposed to say to
him? How the hell should I know?Copy !req
504. Just go in there make him feel better.Copy !req
505. I told him you'd meet him
over here at the Bella Sera.Copy !req
506. Thanks.Copy !req
507. Hi, Fred.Copy !req
508. Oh, hi.Copy !req
509. Listen. I wanted to clarify
what I said to you the other day.Copy !req
510. Oh, the "not gonna happen"
part? I think I understood.Copy !req
511. No. See, I don't think you did.Copy !req
512. See, if I were in the market
for a boyfriend...Copy !req
513. you would be right at the top of my list.Copy !req
514. You're funny, intelligent, handsome.Copy !req
515. Sexy. Sexy.Copy !req
516. Hunk. All of that.Copy !req
517. So, you have a boyfriend.
Why didn't you just tell me?Copy !req
518. You don't have a boyfriend. I'm gay.Copy !req
519. Ooh.Copy !req
520. I mean "Oh."Copy !req
521. You're sure? Men just
don't do it for me. I've tried.Copy !req
522. Tried the rest. Now try the best.Copy !req
523. We can still be friends.Copy !req
524. A beautiful lesbian friend
who can give me chick advice...Copy !req
525. and get me tickets to the
Dinah Shore Golf Tournament?Copy !req
526. Front row.Copy !req
527. Oh! And then afterwards, I can
watch you and your girlfriend.Copy !req
528. No.Copy !req
529. There's good news and bad news.Copy !req
530. Bad news.Copy !req
531. Well, I would estimate the
pottery you dug up is somewhere...Copy !req
532. between 900 and 1,100 years old.Copy !req
533. It's Anasazi in design and composition.Copy !req
534. Probably, originating in an area not
far from here know as... Don't touch.Copy !req
535. In an area not far from here
known as Lost City.Copy !req
536. Really, a remarkable civilization.Copy !req
537. They cultivated corn and beans
and wove fine cloth...Copy !req
538. and fired beautifully painted
pottery. What's the good news?Copy !req
539. Well, as you know, state law
requires excavation of the site.Copy !req
540. And if it turns out to be a
large settlement, gee-whiz...Copy !req
541. who knows how much of your
property would be made inaccessible.Copy !req
542. Where are we going
with this, Walker? Yes.Copy !req
543. I, uh...Copy !req
544. I had some unfortunate luck
at the gaming tables.Copy !req
545. Last I checked, I owed your casino...Copy !req
546. something in the $14,000 neighborhood.Copy !req
547. If you could find a way
to forgive that debt...Copy !req
548. well, I could just say that what
you found is worthless junk.Copy !req
549. Interesting.Copy !req
550. You know, you work here a few years
and think you've heard every kind of...Copy !req
551. I think it's really, what's
the term they use "win-win"?Copy !req
552. "Win-win." Good news. Did he tell you?Copy !req
553. What's your good news?Copy !req
554. I had that pottery piece radiocarbon dated.
It's like, 50 years old, machine made.Copy !req
555. I would seriously
question those results...Copy !req
556. Great! Call that college
where this jerk works...Copy !req
557. and tell them they got a professor
who is a liar and an extortionist.Copy !req
558. Greg, get this slimebag
out of my hotel, will you?Copy !req
559. Danny McCoy.
Stop it! You're hurting me.Copy !req
560. All right. Paul and Lisa are back.Copy !req
561. How long has she been
sitting there? About 20 minutes.Copy !req
562. The deck isn't ready yet.
They played the song.Copy !req
563. Then you weren't listening. Yes, I was.Copy !req
564. Don't follow me.Copy !req
565. Montecito Security.
I think we need to talk.Copy !req
566. Lisa. You were just in the coffee shop.Copy !req
567. Yeah, I was.Copy !req
568. So, therefore, I strongly suggest
that you tell us everything you know.Copy !req
569. Okay. I counted cards.
Then Lisa made the big bets.Copy !req
570. And Leo's call cued the music to change.Copy !req
571. Who's Leo?Copy !req
572. That's not very convincing, sweetheart.Copy !req
573. Look, I admitted I was
counting, okay? Throw us out.Copy !req
574. Ban us from the Montecito for
life. Whatever you have to do.Copy !req
575. You've made your point.Copy !req
576. See, boys, I really don't
think they understand.Copy !req
577. This is a little more serious than
never coming back to the Montecito.Copy !req
578. Counting cards isn't illegal.Copy !req
579. But using a device to
analyze a strategy for betting is.Copy !req
580. The casino surveillance camera
is a device.Copy !req
581. The sound system
at Cup-a-Joe's is a device.Copy !req
582. Show the penalty. Assuming
this is your first offense...Copy !req
583. It is, really.Copy !req
584. You're looking at one to
six years in state prison.Copy !req
585. What do you guys say?Copy !req
586. They testify against Leo,
we let them walk?Copy !req
587. Testify against Leo
and return all the money.Copy !req
588. I can't.Copy !req
589. He says he knows people.
Dangerous people.Copy !req
590. You're willing to sacrifice six years
of your life to protect this guy Leo.Copy !req
591. You're a devoted little thing, aren't you?Copy !req
592. Okay, we'll testify.Copy !req
593. I swear I didn't know it was a crime.Copy !req
594. Leo knew someone
from our book club, okay?Copy !req
595. We met him one night and I told
him I was a pretty good card counter.Copy !req
596. He said he knew a way that
we could all make a lot of money.Copy !req
597. Leo, can you come in for a minute?Copy !req
598. Shut the door.Copy !req
599. Leo...Copy !req
600. you know a Lisa Lundquist?Copy !req
601. No.Copy !req
602. What about a Paul Snow?
Never heard of him.Copy !req
603. That's funny. They know you.Copy !req
604. Lisa and Paul.Copy !req
605. Oh.Copy !req
606. Yeah. They're in a friend's book
club. They only use first names.Copy !req
607. We know about your little
card-counting operation, Leo.Copy !req
608. Paul leaves the blackjack table...Copy !req
609. you call Tyler, the music changes...Copy !req
610. Danny, I know you don't like me.Copy !req
611. And I don't really like you, either.Copy !req
612. But I don't throw around
ridiculous accusations.Copy !req
613. So all those calls to Cup-a-Joe's
just before Lisa goes to play...Copy !req
614. that's just a coincidence. I've called
them every day since I've been here.Copy !req
615. Ask anybody out there.Copy !req
616. What's the problem, Dan?Copy !req
617. Got to show everybody GI Joe
can still cut it back in the real world?Copy !req
618. Don't make it worse, Leo. You
know, you came back pretty quick.Copy !req
619. Maybe you couldn't cut
it over there. Yeah, right.Copy !req
620. All right.Copy !req
621. You know what? I quit.Copy !req
622. Life's too short to work for a jerk like you.Copy !req
623. Mr. Broder, you're under arrest.Copy !req
624. Told you.Copy !req
625. So I guess your judgment
isn't infallible after all.Copy !req
626. What the hell are you talking about? Leo.Copy !req
627. You hired him, didn't you?Copy !req
628. Look, I have more than 7,000
employees working for me.Copy !req
629. So, every once in a while...
You need something to do?Copy !req
630. I'm checking on a report on a
copulating couple in stairwell four.Copy !req
631. Hey, Mr. Deline. Hi, Danny.Copy !req
632. Stacy.Copy !req
633. Hey, Clark. How's that suite
treating you? Great. Good. Yeah.Copy !req
634. I gotta go. I've a plane to catch.Copy !req
635. She's one of our
topless sunbathers. Yeah.Copy !req
636. He's the religious guy
who complained about the view.Copy !req
637. Only in Vegas.Copy !req