1. The Montecito is...Copy !req
2. the finest casino
and resort in as Vegas.Copy !req
3. We provide flawless service.
Unrivaled accommodations
and gaming.Copy !req
4. Oh, Danny?
I gotta check
on something outside.Copy !req
5. And now, our
Bella Petto Pool and Lounge...Copy !req
6. where guests
can enjoy a pool experience
that's a little bit more...Copy !req
7. European.Copy !req
8. And, you ladies
will be contributing
to that experience...Copy !req
9. What do you mean,
contribute?Copy !req
10. I thought all we had to do was
lay around with our tops off.Copy !req
11. Yeah, well, I guess that
would be your contribution.Copy !req
12. All righty then.Copy !req
13. Let them breathe.Copy !req
14. Hey.Copy !req
15. Let me guess,
security check.Copy !req
16. Exactly.Copy !req
17. You know, if we were married,
you'd have to learn
not to stare like that.Copy !req
18. We made the right decision.
We?Copy !req
19. We both need
some time to readjust.Copy !req
20. I...Copy !req
21. I meant to give this back...
That's yours.Copy !req
22. Just don't expect another one
when this whole readjustment
period is over.Copy !req
23. So, whose idea was it
to hire these ladies
to lie around topless?Copy !req
24. Marketing.
Oh, marketing.Copy !req
25. And Mike.
Mike, sure.Copy !req
26. And me.
You.Copy !req
27. Anyway, it looks like
everything's
under control here.Copy !req
28. Yeah.Copy !req
29. Security check?Copy !req
30. Yeah. You, too?Copy !req
31. I'm here on something
of a busman's holiday.Copy !req
32. I'm an archeologist by trade.
I teach at NAU.Copy !req
33. Las Vegas region
is one of my specialties...
Mike!Copy !req
34. Did you know that
the native population here...Copy !req
35. I prefer that term to
Native American because they
were here before there was...Copy !req
36. Absolutely. Mike,
this is Mr. Dortch.Copy !req
37. He was wondering if you could
find him a space outside?Copy !req
38. They said that they couldn't
get a chair for me
until Thursday.Copy !req
39. I'm sorry,
we're already overbooked.Copy !req
40. I sort of have
a professional interest.
I'm an archeologist.Copy !req
41. Most people assume
that bosom-baring societies...Copy !req
42. are solely indigenous
to equatorial regions...Copy !req
43. Why don't we
give you a VIP tour...Copy !req
44. This is Sam.Copy !req
45. Wait. What, $5,000 a hand?
I'll be right there.Copy !req
46. Everybody's happy? Great.Copy !req
47. In the brown shirt.
$5,000 a hand
for the last 20 minutes.Copy !req
48. Hi, Sam Marquez.
I'm with the Montecito.Copy !req
49. Lisa Lundquist.
Hi Lisa,
are you staying with us?Copy !req
50. No.Copy !req
51. Because I'd like to make
one of our suites
available to you.Copy !req
52. I live in town.
That's nice. You're a local.Copy !req
53. Then let us comp your meals,
shows, spa treatments...Copy !req
54. and we're gonna
put one of our limos
at your continuous disposal.Copy !req
55. No, thank you.
Not interested.Copy !req
56. Okay, well...Copy !req
57. you call me
if you change your mind.Copy !req
58. Do you have
another casino host?Copy !req
59. I don't even know
what that is.Copy !req
60. Oh, Nessa.Copy !req
61. Fred.
That's right.Copy !req
62. The penniless man
who came to the Montecito
to kill himself...Copy !req
63. and left with a new attitude.Copy !req
64. And, oh, yeah, $6 million.Copy !req
65. That was some winning streak.Copy !req
66. Well, it was all because of
your guidance and friendship.Copy !req
67. Oh, Fred,
that wasn't necessary.
Thank you.Copy !req
68. Nessa!Copy !req
69. Sorry. I just want to shout it
from the mountaintops.Copy !req
70. Know what I parlayed
that $6 million into?
I don't know. $3 million?Copy !req
71. $14 million.Copy !req
72. Little IPO opportunity,
available only
to millionaires.Copy !req
73. Well, I'm glad
you're doing so well.Copy !req
74. I've got to
get back to work.
Wait, Nessa.Copy !req
75. This humble, fabulously
wealthy man would like to
take you to dinner.Copy !req
76. The most expensive
restaurant in town...Copy !req
77. beluga caviar.Copy !req
78. Cristal.Copy !req
79. Or whatever you want.
I'll order three
or four of them.Copy !req
80. I'm afraid I can't.
Nessa? Don't you see?Copy !req
81. I have come here to woo you.Copy !req
82. Fred, listen,
I don't think...Copy !req
83. Okay, a salad,
then, or a drink, or water.Copy !req
84. Water with no ice.
Just give me a chance.Copy !req
85. Okay, a drink.Copy !req
86. I'm off in an hour.Copy !req
87. Another adventure begins.Copy !req
88. Get some rest.Copy !req
89. What is she up?
$90,000.Copy !req
90. I know it's not that much,
but something's off.Copy !req
91. The first hint is
that she's betting that big
using an odds card.Copy !req
92. Turning down comps,
not knowing
what a casino host is.Copy !req
93. Leaving on a reshuffle.Copy !req
94. Hey, you think she's counting?Copy !req
95. I don't think so. I've been
watching her for awhile.Copy !req
96. She started betting heavy
since she got to the table.Copy !req
97. Yeah?Copy !req
98. Later.Copy !req
99. You two seem pretty tight.Copy !req
100. What is it with you and Leo,
he owe you money or something?Copy !req
101. Danny finds Leo
esthetically threatening.Copy !req
102. I just think
the guy's a douchebag.Copy !req
103. Hey, watch your language.Copy !req
104. Who's a douchebag?Copy !req
105. Nobody. Nothing.Copy !req
106. What's going on?Copy !req
107. A guest is having
a problem with his room.Copy !req
108. Wants to speak
to the individual in charge.Copy !req
109. And this woman on the floor
won $90,000.Copy !req
110. Hate to break it to you, Sam,
but once in a while folks
will win some money.Copy !req
111. Okay. So she's
definitely not counting.Copy !req
112. Well, something ain't right.Copy !req
113. I don't get it.
I've seen people win $900,000.Copy !req
114. Listen, just check her out,
will you?Copy !req
115. You tell him
what we do up here, okay?Copy !req
116. It's okay. You're new.Copy !req
117. What?Copy !req
118. No. I'm good, thank you.Copy !req
119. You really didn't need to go
to all this trouble, Fred.Copy !req
120. Nothing is too much...Copy !req
121. for my Nessa.Copy !req
122. Fred, I'm not your Nessa.Copy !req
123. And I'm not sure
I ever will be.Copy !req
124. Oh.Copy !req
125. I just remembered.
I talked to my accountant
this morning.Copy !req
126. It turns out
I have $16 million.Copy !req
127. You know,
if you laid that end to end...Copy !req
128. Look, I think
it's great that you've
made a lot of money...Copy !req
129. and I'm flattered
that you find me so appealing.Copy !req
130. But it doesn't
change anything.Copy !req
131. But...
It's not gonna happen, Fred.Copy !req
132. Stop singing!Copy !req
133. She was telling the truth
about being a local.
She lives out on Sahara.Copy !req
134. Only problem is
I checked her bank records.Copy !req
135. Aren't there some privacy laws
we gotta roll with?Copy !req
136. No? Yeah? No?
So fill me in
on those bank records.Copy !req
137. She's never had more than $576
in her account.Copy !req
138. So where did she
get $25,000 to buy chips?Copy !req
139. Parents, slots,
moonlighting as a hooker.Copy !req
140. Or someone else was counting,
fronted her the money...Copy !req
141. then sent her in to play.Copy !req
142. She was here yesterday, too,
won $65,000.Copy !req
143. Casinos freaking
over card counters has
always kind of thrown me.Copy !req
144. Thrown you how?Copy !req
145. Just on the whole
philosophical,
fairness level...Copy !req
146. if someone learns how to
play blackjack really well,
we toss them.Copy !req
147. It's like a country club
not allowing a scratch player
on a golf course...Copy !req
148. Mitch, I need tape of the hour
before Lisa Lundquist...Copy !req
149. arrived at the table
every time she played.
Okay.Copy !req
150. Get one difference,
my ethics-minded friend.Copy !req
151. Scratch golfers
don't put golf courses
out of business, all right?Copy !req
152. If we let one of these
card counters play
we gotta let them all play.Copy !req
153. And then all the people
who suddenly
learn how to count.Copy !req
154. The next thing you know,
we're out of business...Copy !req
155. and the card counters
are building
5,000 room hotels.Copy !req
156. I guess.
That's why we
can't let them outsmart us.Copy !req
157. Not even for $90,000...Copy !req
158. Hey, Danny, I took care
of that homeless guy
at the west entrance.Copy !req
159. Super.Copy !req
160. Hey!
Hey.Copy !req
161. Another security check?Copy !req
162. No. Ed wanted to
meet me down here.Copy !req
163. Right. Ed hasn't
done his security check.Copy !req
164. Hi.
Hey.Copy !req
165. Do you work here?
Yes, I do.Copy !req
166. Can you
take care of that for me?Copy !req
167. Can you?
Because I sure as hell
don't want to be out here.Copy !req
168. Hey, kid.
Hey, boss.Copy !req
169. Danny?Copy !req
170. Ed.Copy !req
171. I just can't believe
we actually opened this place.Copy !req
172. It was your idea.Copy !req
173. That's only because
Mandalay Bay and Caesar's
did it first.Copy !req
174. Hey, look.Copy !req
175. I thought I told you
to make sure that
not one of these rooms...Copy !req
176. have an unobstructed
view to this place.
I did.Copy !req
177. I checked out that guy's room.
You see that gap over there?Copy !req
178. Look, see
between the two trees?Copy !req
179. Well, there's a very nice man
and he's extremely religious.Copy !req
180. Apparently, every time
he looks out his window...Copy !req
181. he's got
three sets of headlamps
staring at him.Copy !req
182. There's a ficus tree
over by the storage shed...Copy !req
183. Yeah. They were supposed
to move that over,
but they must have...Copy !req
184. I think the backhoe operator
got sick...Copy !req
185. See, what I'm hearing
is like a bunch of excuses...Copy !req
186. and I'd really
like to hear a solution.Copy !req
187. Yes, sir.
I'll move it myself.Copy !req
188. We're taking care
of the card-counting
situation, so you know.Copy !req
189. Ficus tree.Copy !req
190. Hey, Fred?Copy !req
191. Oh. Hi, Mr. Deline.
Hey, nice to see you, again.Copy !req
192. You, too.
How's it going?Copy !req
193. Well, I'm even richer
than when I left here.Copy !req
194. Yeah, but, you know
that old saying,
"money can't buy happiness"?Copy !req
195. What about your girlfriend?
You know, the one
we reunited you with?Copy !req
196. Dumped me.Copy !req
197. Second time, for those of you
keeping score at home.Copy !req
198. Sorry.
But in a way, you know,
it was kind of...Copy !req
199. a good thing because
it made me realize who
the true love of my life was.Copy !req
200. Nessa.Copy !req
201. Nessa.
So I came back here
to woo her.Copy !req
202. But she's not interested,
either.Copy !req
203. Have you been
seeing that therapist?Copy !req
204. So here I am,
surrounded by beautiful,
naked women...Copy !req
205. and miserable.Copy !req
206. What I think you should do...Copy !req
207. is just to think back
to when you were
the very, very happiest.Copy !req
208. I mean, where you were,
what you were doing,
who you were with.Copy !req
209. Oh! And make it happen again?
Bingo.Copy !req
210. You'd help me do that?Copy !req
211. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
212. Because you know
when I was really happy?Copy !req
213. No.Copy !req
214. When I was working
at Fido Frank's Stereo Corral.Copy !req
215. Because I got to
talk to people,
give them advice.Copy !req
216. Help them with important
audio-visual decisions.Copy !req
217. I'll get a hold of
this Fido Frank and I'll set
something up for you, okay.Copy !req
218. They're out of business.Copy !req
219. Well, then, you find somebody
like Fido Frank's.Copy !req
220. I gotta run, Fred.Copy !req
221. Okay, listen. I will
think of something and I'll
let you know, Mr. Deline.Copy !req
222. You promise to let me know?
I promise.Copy !req
223. Feeling better already.Copy !req
224. I took a look at all the tape.Copy !req
225. Every time Lisa Lundquist
sits down to play...Copy !req
226. You want me to do this later?
Danny?Copy !req
227. No. All set. Let's go.Copy !req
228. Ed, Mike and I
have been analyzing
Lisa Lundquist's play.Copy !req
229. Every time she sits down,
the deck is loaded
with high-value cards.Copy !req
230. Since the deck is already rich
before she sits...Copy !req
231. That's what I've
been telling you.
Someone else is counting...Copy !req
232. then they're signaling her
to start playing.
Right.Copy !req
233. And this dude is at her table
before she comes. Every time.Copy !req
234. Then leaves
a couple of minutes
before she gets there.Copy !req
235. Well, that's our man.Copy !req
236. This is Mike. Thanks.Copy !req
237. Dude is back.Copy !req
238. Okay, this is live.
Danny McCoy.Copy !req
239. All right.Copy !req
240. All right. Lisa Lundquist
just bought a latte
at Cup-a-Joe's.Copy !req
241. She's probably sitting there
with a vibrating cellphone,
pager...Copy !req
242. some kind of silent receiver.
I want you to go find out.Copy !req
243. Just wait for him
to signal her...Copy !req
244. and then bring them both
to my office.Copy !req
245. You got the signal detector?Copy !req
246. It covers the entire
wavelength spectrum.Copy !req
247. Fifty megahertz
to six gigahertz.Copy !req
248. Bluetooth, Wi-Fi,
cellphones, UHF, VHF,
digital spread products.Copy !req
249. So that's a "yes."
And you gave one of those
to Sam?Copy !req
250. Yeah. She went
to find Lisa Lundquist
there at Cup-a-Joe's.Copy !req
251. Can I have a latte?
Sure.Copy !req
252. Lisa?Copy !req
253. Oh, hi.
Sam Marquez, from earlier.Copy !req
254. I remember.Copy !req
255. Derek, give her
anything she wants, on me.Copy !req
256. No, thank you,
that's not necessary.
Oh, please.Copy !req
257. It's just my job to reward
our more serious players...Copy !req
258. and make sure that your stay
is as enjoyable as possible.Copy !req
259. Wow. Guess we could start
by changing this music?Copy !req
260. Nothing.Copy !req
261. How the hell's
he signaling her?Copy !req
262. Maybe it's visual.
But we didn't see
anything on the tapes.Copy !req
263. You're forgetting
something, Danny. There's
a new sheriff in town.Copy !req
264. I'll solve this guy.Copy !req
265. The detector didn't pick up
anything. She's still here.Copy !req
266. Yeah. Nothing here, either.
Just keep an eye on her.Copy !req
267. I'll watch this guy.
Good.
I gotta go move a tree.Copy !req
268. Move a tree?Copy !req
269. Yeah?Copy !req
270. No. I don't want him
waiting in the hall.
Just tell him...Copy !req
271. Oh, hell! Just send him in.Copy !req
272. Ed.
Fred.Copy !req
273. Well, I did what you said.Copy !req
274. I thought of something
like the Fido Frank's job...Copy !req
275. that would make me
happy again.
Oh, that's great.Copy !req
276. Yeah. But you don't know
the really great part.Copy !req
277. Give me a hint.Copy !req
278. Okay. It has something to do
with here at the hotel.Copy !req
279. You got me.Copy !req
280. I want to be a bartender
at Mystique.Copy !req
281. Oh, it's perfect.
I love the Montecito.Copy !req
282. I'll get to see new people
and talk to them
and give them advice...Copy !req
283. and I might even
meet some potential
Mrs. Puterbaughs.Copy !req
284. And since you said
you'd help me...Copy !req
285. and you actually
run the place... Hello.Copy !req
286. Here's the thing, Fred.Copy !req
287. We're on a pretty
strict budget here
and we gotta stick to it.Copy !req
288. I've got $16 million,
remember?Copy !req
289. You don't have to pay me.
I'll work for free.Copy !req
290. I'm not going to
replace one of my bartenders...Copy !req
291. so you can
just forget about it.Copy !req
292. It's not like
someone's losing a job
or even missing a shift.Copy !req
293. It's more like
an unpaid internship, okay?Copy !req
294. If Fred's tending bar,
he'll get tips my real
employees would've gotten.Copy !req
295. All right. Look.
I'll cover their tips.
I'll even double them.Copy !req
296. The point is, I really
don't want this guy...Copy !req
297. taking another swan dive
off the South Tower.Copy !req
298. Just let him
mix a couple of cocktails...Copy !req
299. and I can send him home happy,
you know?Copy !req
300. Does he have
any bartending experience?
Yeah.Copy !req
301. Tell him to come talk to me.Copy !req
302. Honey, you know
that skirt's a little short
on the right side there.Copy !req
303. How's it going?
You solve him yet there,
Sheriff?Copy !req
304. Close. Very close.Copy !req
305. So, how did
your tree excavation go?Copy !req
306. Take a look at this.
I found some pottery.Copy !req
307. State law says we can't
dig further until we know...Copy !req
308. if they have
any historical value.Copy !req
309. You know, I talked
to a guy at Bella Petto...Copy !req
310. who said
he was an archeologist.Copy !req
311. Walker Dortch,
specialized in local stuff.Copy !req
312. He's staying
in the South Tower.Copy !req
313. Thanks, Mike.Copy !req
314. You want me
to take a look at this?Copy !req
315. Don't tell me you know
about this stuff, too.Copy !req
316. I'm a bit of
an armchair archeologist, yes.Copy !req
317. Then knock yourself out.Copy !req
318. He's leaving.
Lisa's still here.Copy !req
319. Check that. Walking.Copy !req
320. Did it look like Lisa
got any kind of signal?
No. Nothing.Copy !req
321. She just sat down to play.Copy !req
322. Check change. $10,000.Copy !req
323. Good luck.Copy !req
324. Congratulations.Copy !req
325. Lisa's leaving.Copy !req
326. She's up $50,000.Copy !req
327. Lisa waits at Cup-a-Joe's.Copy !req
328. When the deck gets rich,
the counter leaves.
Lisa moves in.Copy !req
329. As far as we can tell,
they're not communicating...Copy !req
330. verbally, visually,
or electronically.Copy !req
331. Well, if they're not
talking to each other,
there's gotta be a relay man.Copy !req
332. Danny's checking video.Copy !req
333. Danny, you talk to
that archeologist?Copy !req
334. Don't tell me I got to
dig up half an acre
to look for broken plates.Copy !req
335. No. I'm gonna meet him
in a few minutes.Copy !req
336. So, I checked
everyone close enough
to see him leave...Copy !req
337. and nobody shows up
more than once.Copy !req
338. Maybe he's got
a bunch of relay guys?Copy !req
339. It doesn't matter
if he has a whole army.Copy !req
340. Where Lisa sits
in Cup-a-Joe's, she can't
see into the casino.Copy !req
341. Yeah, she's right.
I checked that, too.Copy !req
342. Ed, why don't we
just kick them out?Copy !req
343. Players are a dime a dozen...Copy !req
344. but if they got a system
that's beating us,
we're in trouble.Copy !req
345. Wait a minute.Copy !req
346. Who else sees him leaving?Copy !req
347. We do.Copy !req
348. You mean an inside job?Copy !req
349. Who's on duty up here
when that counter's
at the table?Copy !req
350. There's only one match.
Leo.Copy !req
351. I'll pull him in.Copy !req
352. What? Fire him
for doing his job?Copy !req
353. No.Copy !req
354. Now, we'll watch him.Copy !req
355. Mr. Dortch? Danny McCoy.
Thank you for meeting me here.Copy !req
356. This is what
I found right over there.Copy !req
357. State Law says we
can't dig further
until we know for sure...Copy !req
358. Until you ascertain
its historical value.Copy !req
359. Nevada Revised Statutes,
Section 383.170.Copy !req
360. Right here?
Right there.Copy !req
361. Sounds like
you're our guy.Copy !req
362. So, I heard you were having
a little trouble
getting into Bella Petto?Copy !req
363. Yes. It seems to be
quite the popular attraction.Copy !req
364. Yeah.
We appreciate your help.Copy !req
365. There is one small caveat.Copy !req
366. I don't know that
I'll have time
to do this for you.Copy !req
367. I have a lengthy conference...
Mr. Dortch, for helping us out
with this...Copy !req
368. I'll personally make sure
you have a cabana
at the Bella Petto...Copy !req
369. for the rest of your stay.
Excellent. Wonderful.Copy !req
370. Danny McCoy.Copy !req
371. Got it. Well,
I got to follow up
on something...Copy !req
372. but I'll be sure to have
the rest of these artifacts
delivered to your room.Copy !req
373. Excellent. Maybe I'll
examine them in that cabana.Copy !req
374. Wherever you'd like.Copy !req
375. You look positively
fetching tonight, boss.Copy !req
376. Don't breathe on the glasses,
ask if you have
any questions...Copy !req
377. and card anyone
who looks younger than 30.
Got it?Copy !req
378. Showtime.Copy !req
379. Name your poison,
sweetheart.Copy !req
380. A glass of merlot, please.
The house pour is fine.Copy !req
381. And may I see some ID?Copy !req
382. And maybe a phone number?Copy !req
383. Fred,
may I see you? Now?Copy !req
384. The counter's back.
I know.
I just talked to Nessa.Copy !req
385. Oh, look who's on duty.Copy !req
386. Check Cup-a-Joe's,
would you?Copy !req
387. Yep. There's Lisa.Copy !req
388. Wait a minute.Copy !req
389. She's reading
The Great Gatsby.Copy !req
390. The counter
was reading the same book.Copy !req
391. Didn't Sam say that Lisa
worked at a bookstore?Copy !req
392. Yeah.Copy !req
393. What does that tell us?
I don't know.Copy !req
394. I don't, either.Copy !req
395. One Sneaky Pete,
coming at you.Copy !req
396. What's a Sneaky Pete?Copy !req
397. Tequila, lime juice,
pineapple juice,
and crème de menthe.Copy !req
398. I got it.
Sorry.Copy !req
399. You have another customer.
Go.Copy !req
400. Hi. Can I get a Greyhound,
please?Copy !req
401. And for your friends?Copy !req
402. He's leaving.
Yeah, I'm watching.Copy !req
403. Looks like
Leo's watching, too.Copy !req
404. Anyone want anything
from Cup-a-Joe's?Copy !req
405. Call Sam and see
what's happening over there.Copy !req
406. Hey, it's Leo.
I've got an order for you.Copy !req
407. Did you hear a phone
ring down there?Copy !req
408. No. The phone must be
in the back.Copy !req
409. So the phone ringing
isn't the signal.Copy !req
410. She's leaving.Copy !req
411. Okay, I'll let Mike know.
Did she do anything
that looks like...Copy !req
412. Wait a minute.
The same song was playing
the last time she left.Copy !req
413. Okay. Find out who is
taking the phone orders...Copy !req
414. and who's
controlling the music.Copy !req
415. The lady in pink.Copy !req
416. Hi, Daddy.Copy !req
417. So, how's our man doing?Copy !req
418. I hate to say it...Copy !req
419. but other than
a few broken bottles,
he's doing pretty well.Copy !req
420. People seem to like him.Copy !req
421. The only problem is...Copy !req
422. he's telling
anyone who'll listen
about his internship.Copy !req
423. I've had three people
come to me...Copy !req
424. and they all want
their own internship.Copy !req
425. Oddly enough,
the most popular choice is
the towel boy at Bella Petto.Copy !req
426. I gotta pull him.Copy !req
427. Cosmopolitan.Copy !req
428. And who might be
drinking that Cosmo?
Me.Copy !req
429. With all due respect, sir,
that's a ladies' drink.Copy !req
430. Hey, buddy, if I
want a Cosmopolitan,
you're gonna...Copy !req
431. Fred, please.
Ed, baby.Copy !req
432. Give the man...
Really?
That's a ladies' drink?Copy !req
433. What do you suggest?Copy !req
434. J. Curbis Scotch.
Says something to a woman.Copy !req
435. Yeah. Give me some J. Curbis.
Sounds good. A double.Copy !req
436. Double it up.Copy !req
437. Fred.Copy !req
438. Mr. Deline,
you know that suite I'm in?Copy !req
439. I want to book it for
the next seven or eight years.
I'll pay in advance.Copy !req
440. Listen.Copy !req
441. I'm afraid, Fred,
that I can't keep you on
as a bartender here.Copy !req
442. I'm really sorry.
I really am.Copy !req
443. But, look, I have
14 people who want
this internship stuff.Copy !req
444. It's just
not gonna work out.Copy !req
445. So, I would like
for you to finish out
your shift tonight.Copy !req
446. Have this on me, please.
And we'll talk tomorrow,
okay? I promise.Copy !req
447. Okay. Thanks.Copy !req
448. Hey, where's my J. Curbis?Copy !req
449. In my belly!Copy !req
450. So, Cup-a-Joe's
has some rocket scientist
in the back room...Copy !req
451. who's answering the phones
and playing the CDs.Copy !req
452. So the same guy does both?
Yeah. His name's Tyler.Copy !req
453. Hot flash.
Counter's name is Paul Snow.Copy !req
454. I went back to that bookstore
and asked around.Copy !req
455. He and Lisa
are in the same book club.
That's the connection.Copy !req
456. Right. So now
we have a signaling method.Copy !req
457. Leo sees Paul
leave the table...Copy !req
458. calls this guy Tyler
down at Cup-a-Joe's
to place an order.Copy !req
459. Then Tyler changes the music
to The Piña Colada Song.Copy !req
460. So you know he's got problems.
You don't like that song?Copy !req
461. That's a great...Copy !req
462. I got it.Copy !req
463. That song is her signal
to head for the table
to start betting.Copy !req
464. So there's
no direct communication.Copy !req
465. So there's nothing
to pin on them. Sharp.Copy !req
466. So we got nothing
to connect Leo...Copy !req
467. other than you
think he's a jerk.
Yeah.Copy !req
468. Let's go get a latte.Copy !req
469. My man Tyler?
Yeah.Copy !req
470. Mr. McCoy. Mr. Cannon.Copy !req
471. If I screwed up a drink order,
you'll have to take that up
with "Big Mama."Copy !req
472. This isn't about
a drink order. Come on.Copy !req
473. Hey, keep your hands off.Copy !req
474. All we want to know is
what's going on with
Lisa Lundquist and Paul Snow.Copy !req
475. Oh, and Leo.Copy !req
476. I told you, man.
I don't even know them.
And I didn't do anything.Copy !req
477. Every time Leo
calls in his order, you
play The Piña Colada track.Copy !req
478. Well, first off, I get what,
a 100 phone orders a day.Copy !req
479. Second, The Piña Colada track
is my favorite song.Copy !req
480. Leo tell you to say that?Copy !req
481. If you didn't do anything
why did you run?Copy !req
482. I had taken some stuff
from the shop once...Copy !req
483. like some bottled water
and some soda.Copy !req
484. You know, I thought you guys
were there about that.Copy !req
485. If you're gonna fire me now,
I'm just gonna go home...Copy !req
486. No, you're not going anywhere.
You're gonna finish your shift
in this room.Copy !req
487. I don't get off until 8:00.Copy !req
488. Yeah. And if this is
your last day, which I
suspect that it might be...Copy !req
489. your final assignment
is going to be
to sit in that robe...Copy !req
490. and think about
how stupid it would be
to lie to us.Copy !req
491. And how stupid you look.Copy !req
492. Okay, I admit it.Copy !req
493. I did say
that I would help him...Copy !req
494. and I did set him up
at Mystique...Copy !req
495. and I did pull out
the rug from under him.Copy !req
496. So why is Fred
now my responsibility?Copy !req
497. Because, my dear, right now
you're the only one
that can cheer him up.Copy !req
498. I mean, he will listen to you.
And to tell you the truth...Copy !req
499. I mean, I feel a little sorry
for this guy. He's a good guy.Copy !req
500. I know, but...Copy !req
501. Listen, I really
would appreciate it
if you would do this.Copy !req
502. As a favor to me.Copy !req
503. What am I supposed
to say to him?
How the hell should I know?Copy !req
504. Just go in there
make him feel better.Copy !req
505. I told him you'd meet him
over here at the Bella Sera.Copy !req
506. Thanks.Copy !req
507. Hi, Fred.Copy !req
508. Oh, hi.Copy !req
509. Listen. I wanted to clarify
what I said to you
the other day.Copy !req
510. Oh, the "not gonna happen"
part? I think I understood.Copy !req
511. No. See, I don't think
you did.Copy !req
512. See, if I were in the market
for a boyfriend...Copy !req
513. you would be
right at the top of my list.Copy !req
514. You're funny,
intelligent, handsome.Copy !req
515. Sexy.
Sexy.Copy !req
516. Hunk.
All of that.Copy !req
517. So, you have a boyfriend.
Why didn't you just tell me?Copy !req
518. You don't have a boyfriend.
I'm gay.Copy !req
519. Ooh.Copy !req
520. I mean "Oh."Copy !req
521. You're sure?
Men just don't do it for me.
I've tried.Copy !req
522. Tried the rest.
Now try the best.Copy !req
523. We can still be friends.Copy !req
524. A beautiful lesbian friend
who can give me
chick advice...Copy !req
525. and get me tickets
to the Dinah Shore Golf
Tournament?Copy !req
526. Front row.Copy !req
527. Oh! And then afterwards,
I can watch you
and your girlfriend.Copy !req
528. No.Copy !req
529. There's good news
and bad news.Copy !req
530. Bad news.Copy !req
531. Well, I would estimate
the pottery you dug up
is somewhere...Copy !req
532. between 900
and 1,100 years old.Copy !req
533. It's Anasazi
in design and composition.Copy !req
534. Probably, originating
in an area not far from here
know as... Don't touch.Copy !req
535. In an area not far from here
known as Lost City.Copy !req
536. Really,
a remarkable civilization.Copy !req
537. They cultivated corn and beans
and wove fine cloth...Copy !req
538. and fired beautifully
painted pottery.
What's the good news?Copy !req
539. Well, as you know,
state law requires
excavation of the site.Copy !req
540. And if it turns out to be
a large settlement,
gee-whiz...Copy !req
541. who knows how much
of your property would be
made inaccessible.Copy !req
542. Where are we
going with this, Walker?
Yes.Copy !req
543. I, uh...Copy !req
544. I had some unfortunate luck
at the gaming tables.Copy !req
545. Last I checked,
I owed your casino...Copy !req
546. something in
the $14,000 neighborhood.Copy !req
547. If you could find a way
to forgive that debt...Copy !req
548. well, I could just say
that what you found
is worthless junk.Copy !req
549. Interesting.Copy !req
550. You know, you work here
a few years and think
you've heard every kind of...Copy !req
551. I think it's really,
what's the term they use
"win-win"?Copy !req
552. "Win-win."
Good news. Did he tell you?Copy !req
553. What's your good news?Copy !req
554. I had that pottery piece
radiocarbon dated. It's like,
50 years old, machine made.Copy !req
555. I would seriously
question those results...Copy !req
556. Great! Call that college
where this jerk works...Copy !req
557. and tell them they got
a professor who is a liar
and an extortionist.Copy !req
558. Greg, get this slimebag
out of my hotel, will you?Copy !req
559. Danny McCoy.
Stop it! You're hurting me.Copy !req
560. All right.
Paul and Lisa are back.Copy !req
561. How long has she
been sitting there?
About 20 minutes.Copy !req
562. The deck isn't ready yet.
They played the song.Copy !req
563. Then you weren't listening.
Yes, I was.Copy !req
564. Don't follow me.Copy !req
565. Montecito Security.
I think we need to talk.Copy !req
566. Lisa.
You were
just in the coffee shop.Copy !req
567. Yeah, I was.Copy !req
568. So, therefore, I
strongly suggest that you
tell us everything you know.Copy !req
569. Okay. I counted cards.
Then Lisa made the big bets.Copy !req
570. And Leo's call
cued the music to change.Copy !req
571. Who's Leo?Copy !req
572. That's not very convincing,
sweetheart.Copy !req
573. Look, I admitted
I was counting, okay?
Throw us out.Copy !req
574. Ban us from the Montecito
for life. Whatever you
have to do.Copy !req
575. You've made your point.Copy !req
576. See, boys,
I really don't think
they understand.Copy !req
577. This is a little more serious
than never coming back
to the Montecito.Copy !req
578. Counting cards isn't illegal.Copy !req
579. But using a device
to analyze a strategy
for betting is.Copy !req
580. The casino surveillance camera
is a device.Copy !req
581. The sound system
at Cup-a-Joe's is a device.Copy !req
582. Show the penalty.
Assuming this is
your first offense...Copy !req
583. It is, really.Copy !req
584. You're looking at
one to six years
in state prison.Copy !req
585. What do you guys say?Copy !req
586. They testify against Leo,
we let them walk?Copy !req
587. Testify against Leo
and return all the money.Copy !req
588. I can't.Copy !req
589. He says he knows people.
Dangerous people.Copy !req
590. You're willing to sacrifice
six years of your life
to protect this guy Leo.Copy !req
591. You're a devoted little thing,
aren't you?Copy !req
592. Okay, we'll testify.Copy !req
593. I swear I didn't know
it was a crime.Copy !req
594. Leo knew someone
from our book club, okay?Copy !req
595. We met him one night
and I told him I was
a pretty good card counter.Copy !req
596. He said he knew a way
that we could all
make a lot of money.Copy !req
597. Leo, can you come in
for a minute?Copy !req
598. Shut the door.Copy !req
599. Leo...Copy !req
600. you know a Lisa Lundquist?Copy !req
601. No.Copy !req
602. What about a Paul Snow?
Never heard of him.Copy !req
603. That's funny.
They know you.Copy !req
604. Lisa and Paul.Copy !req
605. Oh.Copy !req
606. Yeah. They're in
a friend's book club.
They only use first names.Copy !req
607. We know about your
little card-counting
operation, Leo.Copy !req
608. Paul leaves
the blackjack table...Copy !req
609. you call Tyler,
the music changes...Copy !req
610. Danny, I know you
don't like me.Copy !req
611. And I don't really
like you, either.Copy !req
612. But I don't throw around
ridiculous accusations.Copy !req
613. So all those calls
to Cup-a-Joe's just
before Lisa goes to play...Copy !req
614. that's just a coincidence.
I've called them every day
since I've been here.Copy !req
615. Ask anybody out there.Copy !req
616. What's the problem, Dan?Copy !req
617. Got to show everybody GI Joe
can still cut it back
in the real world?Copy !req
618. Don't make it worse, Leo.
You know,
you came back pretty quick.Copy !req
619. Maybe you couldn't
cut it over there.
Yeah, right.Copy !req
620. All right.Copy !req
621. You know what? I quit.Copy !req
622. Life's too short
to work for a jerk like you.Copy !req
623. Mr. Broder,
you're under arrest.Copy !req
624. Told you.Copy !req
625. So I guess your judgment
isn't infallible after all.Copy !req
626. What the hell
are you talking about?
Leo.Copy !req
627. You hired him,
didn't you?Copy !req
628. Look, I have more
than 7,000 employees
working for me.Copy !req
629. So, every once in a while...
You need something to do?Copy !req
630. I'm checking on a report
on a copulating couple
in stairwell four.Copy !req
631. Hey, Mr. Deline.
Hi, Danny.Copy !req
632. Stacy.Copy !req
633. Hey, Clark.
How's that suite treating you?
Great. Good. Yeah.Copy !req
634. I gotta go.
I've a plane to catch.Copy !req
635. She's one of our
topless sunbathers. Yeah.Copy !req
636. He's the religious guy
who complained about the view.Copy !req
637. Only in Vegas.Copy !req