1. He's the whale of all whales.
The whale of legends.Copy !req
2. He's the whale that every
casino host in the whole world...Copy !req
3. has tried to land, and I've hooked him.Copy !req
4. Well, don't keep us in suspense, Sam.Copy !req
5. Who is he? He's this billionaire recluse...Copy !req
6. who flies his 747 all over the
world to do what? To gamble.Copy !req
7. He's never had a casino host before.
He's always turned them all down, until me.Copy !req
8. Her smile is beginning to frighten me.Copy !req
9. It is a little demonic. A little?Copy !req
10. No one knows his name. His
entourage takes care of everything.Copy !req
11. Guess what I heard?
Guess what I heard, girls?Copy !req
12. What? He bets a million dollars a hand.Copy !req
13. Now we know why the girl's smiling.Copy !req
14. I do have a little problem, however.Copy !req
15. Actually, I have two. I'm supposed
to fly Betty and Bert Belinsky...Copy !req
16. to Santa Anita to watch their horse
run. But I have my Nip/Tuck couple.Copy !req
17. Hank and Helena Hunt from Atlanta.Copy !req
18. NiplTuck couple?Copy !req
19. Yeah, you know, Nip/Tuck couple.Copy !req
20. She comes to get a little plastic
work done. He does some gambling.Copy !req
21. When she goes home, she tells all her
friends it was the spa treatments and...Copy !req
22. the desert air that did her right.Copy !req
23. Hey, you know what?
It's actually kind of sweet.Copy !req
24. It's Hank's Valentine's Day
present to Helena.Copy !req
25. Wonder what he got her for her birthday.Copy !req
26. You're trying to pawn your
whales off on us, aren't you?Copy !req
27. Yes, I am.Copy !req
28. Okay, Mary, you're going to escort
Betty and Bert Belinsky to Santa Anita.Copy !req
29. What's wrong with
Betty and Bert Belinsky...Copy !req
30. that you're sticking me with them?Copy !req
31. Nothing, they're
the sweetest couple ever.Copy !req
32. They're high school sweethearts.Copy !req
33. They've been married for 30 years.Copy !req
34. Actually, that is kinda sweet.Copy !req
35. Also Bert thinks that your
breasts are lucky. Okay, D...Copy !req
36. Why is everyone fascinated by
my breasts? You're kidding, right?Copy !req
37. D, you have Hank and Helena
Hunt... So my boobs aren't lucky?Copy !req
38. No. I want you
to make sure that Helena...Copy !req
39. makes it to all her
appointments on time. Okay?Copy !req
40. Do you girls have any questions? Good.Copy !req
41. Wanna trade whales?Copy !req
42. You're the one with
the lucky boobs, not me.Copy !req
43. Miss Connell. Yeah.Copy !req
44. This was just delivered for you.Copy !req
45. Thank you.Copy !req
46. Thanks so much. Thanks.Copy !req
47. Would you hold this? Yeah.Copy !req
48. Mary's got a secret admirer.Copy !req
49. You promised you'd spend
the whole day with me.Copy !req
50. Jillian, I told you I have jury duty.Copy !req
51. And you scheduled it
for Valentine's Day...Copy !req
52. so you wouldn't have to spend
the day with me, didn't you?Copy !req
53. You know we have this whole
Valentine's Day thing that we do.Copy !req
54. No, I know you have this whole
Valentine's Day thing that we do.Copy !req
55. Eddie...Copy !req
56. if you ever want to play Love
Machine with me ever again...Copy !req
57. then you better get into this...Copy !req
58. whole Valentine's Day program...Copy !req
59. Do you really think that
I planned this? Yes, I do.Copy !req
60. Well, actually, they gave me a
Win a Ferrari or jury duty.Copy !req
61. What, are you trying
to tell me that with all...Copy !req
62. your connections,
you couldn't get out of it?Copy !req
63. No, I tried everything, honey. Listen...Copy !req
64. I'd much, much rather
spend the day with you.Copy !req
65. I hope you get sequestered for a month.Copy !req
66. Happy Valentine's Day to you.Copy !req
67. Yeah.Copy !req
68. Ed, it's Bobby at the sports book.Copy !req
69. One of Sam's whales, Bert Belinsky...Copy !req
70. just spread $200,000 across the field...Copy !req
71. betting on every horse in the
eighth race at Santa Anita...Copy !req
72. except his own horse. He what?Copy !req
73. I need to get me a kitty.Copy !req
74. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
75. Danny, Mike. Hey.Copy !req
76. I pulled jury duty this morning, okay?Copy !req
77. Sorry to hear that, Ed.Copy !req
78. Yeah.Copy !req
79. That's okay. After they
talk to me for a little...Copy !req
80. while, I'm sure they'll let me off the hook.Copy !req
81. No. Nobody gets off the hook, Ed.Copy !req
82. They threw a buddy of mine
in jail because...Copy !req
83. he refused to answer the jury notice.Copy !req
84. Let me ask you a question.Copy !req
85. Would either of you want me on a jury?Copy !req
86. No. No.Copy !req
87. So, I'm pretty sure they'll...Copy !req
88. let me get out of it.Copy !req
89. Hey, Danny...Copy !req
90. I need you to escort one of
Sam's whales and his wife...Copy !req
91. this Bert and Betty Belinsky,
to Santa Anita.Copy !req
92. They're gonna watch their
horse run. So the jet's waiting.Copy !req
93. Okay.Copy !req
94. You watch the shop
while I'm gone, okay?Copy !req
95. By myself?Copy !req
96. Not a problem.Copy !req
97. Not a problem at all.Copy !req
98. Dude, it's the day shift.Copy !req
99. Oh, listen.Copy !req
100. I need you also to pick up my
Valentine's Day gift for Jillian.Copy !req
101. What? Errand boy.Copy !req
102. What are you, Chuckles The Clown?Copy !req
103. Wasn't that your job last year?Copy !req
104. Look...Copy !req
105. it's at the jewelry shop at the hotel.Copy !req
106. Don't let her see you go in
there because, she goes to...Copy !req
107. major lengths to uncover
whatever her gift is every year.Copy !req
108. You know? So I'm sure she's running...Copy !req
109. around the shops,
checking it out right now.Copy !req
110. So I wish you'd get on
your way. Yeah, I got it.Copy !req
111. You'd better hurry up, man. Excuse me.Copy !req
112. Give her a wide berth, because
she's a little pissed off at me, okay?Copy !req
113. No problem, Mr. D.Copy !req
114. This Belinsky...Copy !req
115. the guy you're going to
Santa Anita with. Yeah.Copy !req
116. I just found out he spread $200,000 across
the board on every horse but his own.Copy !req
117. He's betting against his own horse?
What, is he trying to change the odds?Copy !req
118. No, he already did that.Copy !req
119. So I need you to go down there
and find out what the hell's going on.Copy !req
120. 'Cause we...Copy !req
121. we don't need a racing
scam here at the hotel.Copy !req
122. No.Copy !req
123. You should probably get to jury duty, Ed.Copy !req
124. I got a couple minutes.Copy !req
125. I can't believe how excited you are.Copy !req
126. I've never seen you act
like this over a whale before.Copy !req
127. Well, this isn't just any whale.
This is the Holy Grail of whales.Copy !req
128. The Hope damn Diamond.Copy !req
129. Moby frickin' Dick.Copy !req
130. Okay. Your smile is starting to
freak me out. I'm not feeling it.Copy !req
131. This is him. This is his entourage.Copy !req
132. Hello, Sam.Copy !req
133. Look, you don't understand...Copy !req
134. I'm President Of Operations
for the Montecito Hotel.Copy !req
135. And I drove an $800,000
vehicle to work this morning.Copy !req
136. Is that right? Yeah,
it's called the city bus.Copy !req
137. Now, sit down and shut up
like your fellow citizens.Copy !req
138. By the way, can you get me
and my boyfriend some tickets...Copy !req
139. to the Pussycat Dolls'
Valentine's Day show tonight?Copy !req
140. You know it is sold out?Copy !req
141. Oh my God. What happened?Copy !req
142. I think she's okay.Copy !req
143. Sam.Copy !req
144. Hi.Copy !req
145. Are you okay? Sam, what happened?Copy !req
146. Sam, come here.Copy !req
147. I just had the worst dream.Copy !req
148. What's going on? Oh, my God.Copy !req
149. My God, it's my husband. It's...Copy !req
150. the husband you wouldn't
tell me about? What?Copy !req
151. Sam, I have
more important things to do...Copy !req
152. than deal with you freaking out...Copy !req
153. about your husband. Like
running a casino in Ed's absence.Copy !req
154. Oh damn, there's Jillian. I gotta go.Copy !req
155. No.Copy !req
156. Mrs. D, don't you look lovely?
Drop the act, Mike.Copy !req
157. And where did Ed hide
my Valentine's Day present?Copy !req
158. What's the matter with Sam?Copy !req
159. Nothing. She just got a little excited
about seeing her husband on Valentine's Day.Copy !req
160. Sorry, sweetie, I've got your Nip/Tuck
whale to deal with. Remember?Copy !req
161. My boobs aren't lucky.
No, your boobs are great.Copy !req
162. See you. No, I can't.Copy !req
163. Please stay with me, we're friends. No.Copy !req
164. Well, isn't this interesting.Copy !req
165. Sam's husband comes to visit
on Valentine's Day.Copy !req
166. Bye-bye. No.Copy !req
167. Don't say goodbye. Ness?Copy !req
168. Hi, Nessa Holt.Copy !req
169. Casey Manning.Copy !req
170. So, you're Sam's husband?Copy !req
171. Yes, I am.Copy !req
172. now it's Angel Heart by a head.Copy !req
173. Dragonfly Girl is closing fast.Copy !req
174. Baker's Delight...Copy !req
175. heading to the wire. It's gonna be close.Copy !req
176. It's Angel Heart, takes
it by a nose. Go. Go.Copy !req
177. Dragonfly Girl and
Baker's Delight in Third. No!Copy !req
178. Oh, yes.Copy !req
179. Thanks for the tip, Bert.Copy !req
180. Don't be a sore loser.Copy !req
181. Bert and Betty, they've known
each other since they were kids.Copy !req
182. They were high school sweethearts.
And they've been married for 30 years.Copy !req
183. Isn't that sweet?Copy !req
184. I could be wrong, but I think
that Betty is trying to hit on me.Copy !req
185. I'm only here because Bert
thinks my breasts are lucky.Copy !req
186. Well.Copy !req
187. Is that new?Copy !req
188. A Valentine's Day present.Copy !req
189. Really? From who?Copy !req
190. It's not from you?Copy !req
191. No.Copy !req
192. Really? Really.Copy !req
193. Pleasure doing business with you.Copy !req
194. Excuse me for a minute.Copy !req
195. I'll be back in a second. Yeah.Copy !req
196. So, tell me about you and Danny.Copy !req
197. Are you two married, or what?Copy !req
198. Well, it's actually kind of a long story.Copy !req
199. $200,000 on the six horse
to win race number seven.Copy !req
200. Mike Cannon. Mike...Copy !req
201. Bert Belinsky just laid down
$200,000 on his own horse.Copy !req
202. First he bet against his
horse, now he's betting on it?Copy !req
203. Yeah. Why don't you check the Montecito
sports book, see if it affected our odds.Copy !req
204. Danny, what's the deal with Jillian
and this Valentine's Day present?Copy !req
205. She's going postal on me.Copy !req
206. That's just old people foreplay.Copy !req
207. That's sweet.Copy !req
208. Well, his horse just went
from a 30 to 1 long shot...Copy !req
209. to the 3 to 1 favorite. Looks
like he is manipulating the odds.Copy !req
210. Why don't you find Sam, see if we can
get the low-down on this guy and his wife.Copy !req
211. No can do, Sam's nowhere to be found.Copy !req
212. And her husband...Copy !req
213. Her husband?
Yeah, the whale of legends...Copy !req
214. she's been talking about?
That's Sam's husband.Copy !req
215. And he wants no limits
on all the tables he plays at.Copy !req
216. Okay. Well...Copy !req
217. do what you got to do. Video
IQ her, but we got to find her.Copy !req
218. I've already tried that.Copy !req
219. I can't find her anywhere.Copy !req
220. Okay.Copy !req
221. Let's get a three-way with Ed.Copy !req
222. Mr. Deline...Copy !req
223. is there anything that would preclude
you from serving on a jury in this case?Copy !req
224. No, actually...Copy !req
225. actually, yes, ma'am, there is.Copy !req
226. I understand that, this case
involves some gaming, does it not?Copy !req
227. To a certain degree,
yes, it has to do with gaming.Copy !req
228. Right. Well...Copy !req
229. I am President of Operations
for the Montecito.Copy !req
230. The court is well aware of
who you are, Mr. Deline.Copy !req
231. So you're familiar
with the Montecito, are you?Copy !req
232. I know it quite well.Copy !req
233. In fact, I lost a bundle there last month.Copy !req
234. Your slots are a little tight.Copy !req
235. Well, I take personal offense
with that, Your Honor.Copy !req
236. It is with great pride that I
say the Montecito's slots...Copy !req
237. are looser than any in town.Copy !req
238. Just take a seat in
the jury box, Mr. Deline.Copy !req
239. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
240. Yeah.Copy !req
241. Hey, Bert just laid down
$200,000 on his own horse.Copy !req
242. Makes no sense.Copy !req
243. It changes not only
the odds at the track...Copy !req
244. but here at the Montecito,
and all the casinos over town.Copy !req
245. Danny, don't let him out of your sight.Copy !req
246. Don't worry. I'm right behind him.Copy !req
247. We've got another problem,
too. Sam's whale...Copy !req
248. wants the limits removed
on all the tables he plays at.Copy !req
249. I'd like to talk to Sam.Copy !req
250. Sam's nowhere to be found.Copy !req
251. The case involves not only gaming...Copy !req
252. but surveillance of sorts.Copy !req
253. Sorry, Your Honor...Copy !req
254. I believe I have a conflict of interest here.Copy !req
255. Mr. Deline, the court is aware
that you are an expert in gaming.Copy !req
256. Not just gaming, ma'am,
surveillance as well.Copy !req
257. No cause or
peremptory challenges here.Copy !req
258. Welcome to the jury, Mr. Deline.Copy !req
259. Danny, I just found out...Copy !req
260. Sam hasn't seen her husband
since they got married.Copy !req
261. And he spent the last 7 years
amassing a fortune to try and win her back.Copy !req
262. Excuse me, sir. Danny.Copy !req
263. Careful there.Copy !req
264. Danny, what are you doing?Copy !req
265. Excuse me.Copy !req
266. Danny, what's going on?Copy !req
267. Excuse me.Copy !req
268. Hey, hang on, man.Copy !req
269. I got Jillian on the other line,
looking for her Valentine's Day gift.Copy !req
270. Ed, he's headed to a restricted area.Copy !req
271. Don't lose sight of him, Danny, okay?Copy !req
272. Okay, I'm back.Copy !req
273. He's talking to a jockey.Copy !req
274. The same jockey that's riding
his horse in the seventh?Copy !req
275. Maybe he's trying to throw the race.Copy !req
276. Then why would he bet $200,000 on it?Copy !req
277. I don't know.Copy !req
278. Oh, my God.Copy !req
279. You okay?Copy !req
280. Sam, I've been looking all over for you.Copy !req
281. I need details about
your billionaire husband.Copy !req
282. Danny needs to know
what's going on with...Copy !req
283. your whale down at Santa Anita 'cause...Copy !req
284. he's changing the odds
on his own horse.Copy !req
285. Listen to me. I need you to help me...Copy !req
286. You're hyperventilating. Maybe
you need to breathe into a paper bag.Copy !req
287. I don't need to breathe into
a paper bag. I need you to...Copy !req
288. run a complete check on Casey Manning.
Why is he here, how much is he worth?Copy !req
289. You should know this.
He's playing in your casino.Copy !req
290. I want you to pull his comps, throw
him out, put him in the black book.Copy !req
291. I can't put him in the black book.Copy !req
292. You can. And you're about to right now.Copy !req
293. No, I cannot.Copy !req
294. Sam, someone wants to see you. Sam.Copy !req
295. Nessa.Copy !req
296. Danny, Mike. I got Jillian
on the other line.Copy !req
297. Hang on.Copy !req
298. I've decided you're getting
out of Valentine's Day too easy.Copy !req
299. So I'm meeting you for lunch.Copy !req
300. Honey, look I... Don't try
to tell me you don't have a...Copy !req
301. lunch break, 'cause I already checked.Copy !req
302. I can't talk right now.Copy !req
303. Danny. Mike.Copy !req
304. Mr. Deline.Copy !req
305. Are you on the phone?Copy !req
306. Me?Copy !req
307. Mr. Deline, turn your phone off, or I
will hold you in contempt of court...Copy !req
308. and you'll be spending Valentine's
Day in jail with a cell mate named Bubba.Copy !req
309. Mr. D?Copy !req
310. Ed?Copy !req
311. I'm gonna kill that man.Copy !req
312. Hey, Mrs. Belinsky? Well, how...Copy !req
313. I can't think of a better Valentine's
Day present than jewelry, can you?Copy !req
314. No.Copy !req
315. And family jewels are the best kind.Copy !req
316. I'm sorry, but I don't...Copy !req
317. I don't know what you want, and I can't...Copy !req
318. understand a thing you're trying to say.Copy !req
319. Where is her husband who gave
her this wonderful Valentine's present?Copy !req
320. Probably in the casino, gambling.Copy !req
321. Oh gosh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
322. Are those things swollen, or did you...Copy !req
323. intend them to be this big?Copy !req
324. See...Copy !req
325. Oh. Well...Copy !req
326. somebody made a little mistake.Copy !req
327. So...Copy !req
328. you wanted a C cup.Copy !req
329. Yeah.Copy !req
330. Well, someone gave you a size...Copy !req
331. E.Copy !req
332. Yeah.Copy !req
333. Oh Sam, thank God you're here.
Somebody made a big...Copy !req
334. mistake with your whale's boob job.Copy !req
335. I need you to hide me.
Hide you from what?Copy !req
336. My husband. Why?Copy !req
337. It's okay.Copy !req
338. The last time I saw him he was a
millionaire. Now he's a frickin' billionaire.Copy !req
339. I know, sweetie.Copy !req
340. I know you're in there, Sam...Copy !req
341. and I'm going to stay right
outside this door until you come out.Copy !req
342. Sam? Help me.Copy !req
343. How?Copy !req
344. Sammie.Copy !req
345. Bert wants to rub my breasts for luck.Copy !req
346. Betty actually did rub me for luck.Copy !req
347. Apparently Sam forgot to
tell us that they're swingers.Copy !req
348. What? Yeah.Copy !req
349. They invited us to a
Valentine's Day swingers party.Copy !req
350. You really didn't get me the necklace...Copy !req
351. the chocolates, and flowers?Copy !req
352. No, that wasn't me.Copy !req
353. Wait, you got me something for
Valentine's Day, right?Copy !req
354. I mean 'cause I got you
something, just as a friend.Copy !req
355. No.Copy !req
356. Sorry I didn't. I just...Copy !req
357. I completely forgot. I'm...Copy !req
358. Look, I gotta... Odds are
changing all over the place.Copy !req
359. Yeah. I'm gonna just walk away now.Copy !req
360. Okay. Pretend like I'm not embarrassed.Copy !req
361. Okay.Copy !req
362. I see it.Copy !req
363. Bets are being made in every
casino and O.T.B. in the country.Copy !req
364. Okay, where is it?Copy !req
365. Where's my Valentine's Day present?Copy !req
366. Danny, I gotta go.Copy !req
367. Hi. Hi. Thank you.Copy !req
368. Where is she? Who?Copy !req
369. Wow. You are cute.Copy !req
370. Thanks, but I'm married.Copy !req
371. I know you're in here,
Sammie, and I will find you.Copy !req
372. Whatever this...Copy !req
373. place is.Copy !req
374. Sammie.Copy !req
375. Sammie Baby Lammie Cakes?Copy !req
376. So, Casey...Copy !req
377. why don't you...Copy !req
378. tell me all about you
and Sammie Baby Lammie Cakes?Copy !req
379. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is an open-and-shut case.Copy !req
380. We have surveillance photos of the
suspect in the commission of the crime.Copy !req
381. He has a record.Copy !req
382. I object, Your Honor.Copy !req
383. My client has turned his life around.Copy !req
384. The fact that he took
a job as a stock boy...Copy !req
385. in the supermarket proves that.Copy !req
386. He took the job at the supermarket...Copy !req
387. so he could rip off the slot
machines in the supermarket.Copy !req
388. Your Honor. Gentlemen.Copy !req
389. Excuse me, Your Honor,
may I ask a question, please?Copy !req
390. No.Copy !req
391. But you see the surveillance
photos, Your Honor...Copy !req
392. Mr. Deline.Copy !req
393. Sorry.Copy !req
394. These photos are guesswork.Copy !req
395. You can't even see that kid.Copy !req
396. These surveillance photos prove...Copy !req
397. that the suspect stole from the
slot machines at the supermarket...Copy !req
398. using a light wand.Copy !req
399. A light wand? What are you, nuts?Copy !req
400. You can't see a light wand.Copy !req
401. Mr. Deline, sit down.Copy !req
402. I'm sorry, Your Honor...Copy !req
403. I forgot my Beano this morning.Copy !req
404. There will be a ten-minute
potty break for Mr. Deline.Copy !req
405. Thank you very much,
Your Honor. Excuse me.Copy !req
406. Light wand.Copy !req
407. Come on, Mike. Where is it?Copy !req
408. Where is my present?Copy !req
409. Hey Mike, listen, I need you to
check out some surveillance cameras.Copy !req
410. It's in a supermarket on The
Strip. It's on... I'm a little busy.Copy !req
411. Is that Ed?Copy !req
412. Maybe you should talk to Danny.Copy !req
413. No, that wasn't Ed.Copy !req
414. Mrs. D, that look on your face is...Copy !req
415. starting to scare me.Copy !req
416. I've seen it in Ed and
Delinda, and it's not good.Copy !req
417. Is it hot in here?Copy !req
418. Yeah.Copy !req
419. Hey.Copy !req
420. Like a fine wine...Copy !req
421. women mature with time.Copy !req
422. You just make that one up?
That's a new one.Copy !req
423. You are so cute. Ed...Copy !req
424. I got a bad connection.Copy !req
425. - I'm gonna call you back.
- Danny.Copy !req
426. No. Don't hang up, Danny.Copy !req
427. I was just checking to see that...Copy !req
428. Someone was going to pick up
my wife's Valentine's Day present.Copy !req
429. I was just making sure.Copy !req
430. Back to the jury box, Beano boy.Copy !req
431. Yeah, right.Copy !req
432. Casey...Copy !req
433. are you okay?Copy !req
434. You know, my father thought that Sam...Copy !req
435. was just a gold-digger...Copy !req
436. and he threatened to
cut me off if I married her.Copy !req
437. But you married her.Copy !req
438. Of course I did. And he cut you off?Copy !req
439. Yep...Copy !req
440. but you know what? She
was worth every penny of it.Copy !req
441. See, Sam never knew that my family had
any money at all until after we married.Copy !req
442. You didn't tell her?Copy !req
443. Didn't seem important.Copy !req
444. We were young and in love.Copy !req
445. Of course, when she found out,
she flipped.Copy !req
446. Yeah, well, some times Sam
can be a bit of a contradiction.Copy !req
447. I just want to talk to her, Nessa.Copy !req
448. The only way I know how to get
Sam's attention is by playing big money.Copy !req
449. It's like she's got a sixth sense.Copy !req
450. She can smell big money in play.Copy !req
451. Then give me a marker for $10 million.Copy !req
452. You breathe a word about
Sammie Baby Lammie Cakes...Copy !req
453. it'll be the last breath you take.Copy !req
454. I have a client
who'd love to see you in that.Copy !req
455. It ain't gonna happen.Copy !req
456. Someone's playing big money.Copy !req
457. How do you know?Copy !req
458. The jury is dismissed one hour for lunch.Copy !req
459. Mr. Deline...Copy !req
460. you will not discuss
this case with anyone.Copy !req
461. No. Of course not.Copy !req
462. I've decided to make nice
and have lunch with you...Copy !req
463. but only because it's Valentine's Day...Copy !req
464. and the day you proposed to me.Copy !req
465. I'm really sorry about this jury duty.Copy !req
466. But, as it happens, I'm kinda
glad that I'm on this case.Copy !req
467. Why do you care about it?
'Cause I think this kid is innocent.Copy !req
468. And?Copy !req
469. And, you know, when...Copy !req
470. when I was a kid...Copy !req
471. right before my dad died...Copy !req
472. I never told you this before, but...Copy !req
473. I got in a lot of trouble.Copy !req
474. I stole some hubcaps.Copy !req
475. Unfortunately, they were
attached to the car at the time. But...Copy !req
476. Anyway there was this old guy in
the jury. He just flat out refused to...Copy !req
477. find me guilty.Copy !req
478. And I was, you know?Copy !req
479. He came to me afterwards and he said:Copy !req
480. "I'm giving you a second chance."Copy !req
481. So, I went directly from the
courthouse to the recruiting office.Copy !req
482. Wow.Copy !req
483. You're married to somebody 30 years
and you think you know everything.Copy !req
484. Not everything.Copy !req
485. Come on, let's run down to
that supermarket, check it out.Copy !req
486. Wait a minute. What?Copy !req
487. Isn't that against the court rules?Copy !req
488. Well, so is...Copy !req
489. sending a young kid to jail...Copy !req
490. for six or seven years on a
gaming violation he didn't commit.Copy !req
491. Wait.Copy !req
492. Hey.Copy !req
493. Ed, thank God. I've
been trying to reach you.Copy !req
494. Sam's husband is on one
hell of a roll at the craps table.Copy !req
495. He's made his point 16 times in a row.Copy !req
496. There's more money on this table
than I've seen in one place at one time.Copy !req
497. Just calm down, Mike.Copy !req
498. Ed, a couple more rolls like
this, he's gonna break the casino.Copy !req
499. For God's sake, man, do something.Copy !req
500. Ed, you got to hang on a second.Copy !req
501. Hi, Casey.Copy !req
502. Hello, Sam. What the hell
do you think you're doing?Copy !req
503. Gambling, what's it
looks like? I can see that.Copy !req
504. Legally, half this money is mine.Copy !req
505. I thought you didn't want
my money, or care about it.Copy !req
506. - I don't.
- Ed.Copy !req
507. Wait a minute.Copy !req
508. I'm gonna have to put you on hold now.
I got Danny on the other line. Hold on.Copy !req
509. Yeah, Danny?Copy !req
510. I just found out Bert made
a deal to sell his horse.Copy !req
511. I guess the old boy was...Copy !req
512. manipulating the odds to get a price.Copy !req
513. He's looking at possible
gaming violations in two states.Copy !req
514. And since he's our guest, it
could look like we're involved.Copy !req
515. Ed, what do you want me to do?
His horse is running the next race.Copy !req
516. Notify one of the track officials.Copy !req
517. Blow the whistle on him. Okay.Copy !req
518. Hi. Hi.Copy !req
519. I love your act. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
520. I love what you're wearing.Copy !req
521. Oh, this? Something I threw together.Copy !req
522. It's very Pussycat. Really?Copy !req
523. Sam. Talk about a girl gone wild.Copy !req
524. Sam. No.Copy !req
525. You got to stop hitting him. Sam?Copy !req
526. Let him go.Copy !req
527. Sam.Copy !req
528. You're causing a scene.Copy !req
529. You're causing a scene, now calm down.Copy !req
530. Are you okay?Copy !req
531. Are you calm? I'm sorry.Copy !req
532. Sorry about that. I'm sorry.Copy !req
533. There's nothing to see here. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
534. Are you okay? I'm sorry.Copy !req
535. Sam. Oh, no.Copy !req
536. Okay. You're out of control.Copy !req
537. Mike, I'll punch you in the
face if you don't put me down!Copy !req
538. Put me down now!Copy !req
539. All right.Copy !req
540. That's my wife.Copy !req
541. different from your program.Copy !req
542. The track is fast, the turf is firm...Copy !req
543. the wind is calm, and we're
currently at about 76 degrees.Copy !req
544. I need you to keep Bert and Betty busy
because I gotta talk to the track officials...Copy !req
545. before the race begins, okay?
Yeah, how?Copy !req
546. A dies and gentlemen,
five minutes to post.Copy !req
547. Don't forget the 8th race,
an all-American...Copy !req
548. handicap with a $10,000 purse. Hi.Copy !req
549. This looks like a nice spot
to watch the race.Copy !req
550. Race, Bert, not my breasts.Copy !req
551. We're gonna win this race
because of them.Copy !req
552. Glad they could help.Copy !req
553. Can you excuse me, please?Copy !req
554. A dies and gentlemen, we have...Copy !req
555. late scratches.Copy !req
556. The number 9 horse...Copy !req
557. the number 5 horse,
and the number 11 horse.Copy !req
558. Number 9, number 5, and number 11.Copy !req
559. I can't believe this is
happening on my watch.Copy !req
560. I cannot believe it. I finally get a shot...Copy !req
561. to get out of Danny's shadows,
and this...Copy !req
562. Mike, get a hold of yourself.Copy !req
563. What is it with your family
and hitting people?Copy !req
564. Once again, eight.Copy !req
565. I know you still love me, Sam.
I don't love you, Casey.Copy !req
566. Yes, you do.Copy !req
567. Place your bets, folks.Copy !req
568. No, I don't.Copy !req
569. I think you do.Copy !req
570. I gotta go. Excuse me.Copy !req
571. Sam.Copy !req
572. I want this table shut down right now.Copy !req
573. I'm sorry, folks.
Nobody touches the table.Copy !req
574. Why is she so freaked out
about a billionaire husband...Copy !req
575. who's smoking hot, sexy, and sweet?Copy !req
576. He is the one guy alive that can do
to her what she does to everyone else.Copy !req
577. You mean manipulate, scam,
scheme, and seduce?Copy !req
578. Yeah.Copy !req
579. No wonder she's afraid of him.Copy !req
580. Ed, I just shut down the
craps table. No. Just keep...Copy !req
581. the game going until I get there, okay?Copy !req
582. Too late.Copy !req
583. And if you hear from Danny...Copy !req
584. let me know right away, okay?Copy !req
585. Eddie, I still don't understand
what you found at the supermarket.Copy !req
586. Well, for one thing, they have
these color video cameras...Copy !req
587. and not just those black-and-white onesCopy !req
588. that take the pictures every five seconds.Copy !req
589. Oh, man. I'm late.Copy !req
590. If they have color surveillance cameras...Copy !req
591. why are they using
the black-and-white photos?Copy !req
592. I'll give you a couple of reasons. I
think they're trying to railroad this kid.Copy !req
593. Do me a favor. Call Luis down at Metro
and tell him to check out that supermarket.Copy !req
594. Excuse me. Hey, man.Copy !req
595. I'm sorry. Dude.Copy !req
596. Excuse me. Hey.Copy !req
597. Hey, sexy.Copy !req
598. Watch it.Copy !req
599. Ma'am, could you tell me where I can
find a track official or a steward, please?Copy !req
600. Why won't you talk to me, Sam?Copy !req
601. Please go away, Case.Copy !req
602. Hey...Copy !req
603. do you remember that little place...Copy !req
604. that we stayed in for the
two months at the beach?Copy !req
605. No, I don't remember that.Copy !req
606. We made love in the moonlight every...Copy !req
607. single night. My God...Copy !req
608. you were so beautiful.Copy !req
609. I remember thinking
before I went to sleep...Copy !req
610. all wrapped up with you, that if I died...Copy !req
611. right then and there...Copy !req
612. I would die the happiest man
in the whole world.Copy !req
613. I remember.Copy !req
614. Admit it, Sam, you still love me.Copy !req
615. I don't love you, Case.Copy !req
616. Then why haven't you ever divorced me?Copy !req
617. Because I've been really busy.Copy !req
618. For seven years? Yeah.Copy !req
619. Seven years.Copy !req
620. Time flies, you know?Copy !req
621. Why are you afraid of me, Sam?Copy !req
622. I'm not afraid of you.Copy !req
623. Okay, then open the door
and talk to me. We are talking.Copy !req
624. Sam...Copy !req
625. please just open the door. No,
Casey. I will not open the door.Copy !req
626. I can hear you fine.Copy !req
627. I still love you, Sam.Copy !req
628. Where's Mr. Deline?Copy !req
629. I'm sorry, Your Honor.Copy !req
630. Let me guess, Beano problem again?Copy !req
631. Look, can I just talk to
you for a second? No.Copy !req
632. Bailiff, escort Mr. Deline back to his seat.Copy !req
633. Your Honor, I really need to talk
to you for a second, just privately.Copy !req
634. My chambers.Copy !req
635. Excuse me.Copy !req
636. And they're off!Copy !req
637. Make a Date, oosey-Goosey,
and Total Gold out front...Copy !req
638. followed by Beach Blanket,
Jonathan Trolley...Copy !req
639. Dead Eye Dan, and Gold Eagle.Copy !req
640. Blue Baby Two falls on the left side.Copy !req
641. What is so important that we have to
go behind closed doors, Mr. Deline?Copy !req
642. Well, Your Honor, the supermarket
had cameras with full video capabilities.Copy !req
643. So, someone must have
taken those tapes.Copy !req
644. I do believe that they're
setting this young man up.Copy !req
645. And how did you find out
this information, Mr. Deline?Copy !req
646. Well, I... Mr. Deline.Copy !req
647. Mr. Deline, you are limited to the
evidence that the attorneys present to you.Copy !req
648. You are a jury member...Copy !req
649. not an investigator
or advocate for either side.Copy !req
650. You cannot visit locations relating
to the case during your lunch break...Copy !req
651. nor can you consult anyone
about the case.Copy !req
652. But Your Honor... Mr. Deline...Copy !req
653. you will return to the
courtroom, rejoin the jury...Copy !req
654. and you will not use any of your
findings in your decision on this case.Copy !req
655. Yes, Your Honor.Copy !req
656. And...Copy !req
657. on a personal note...Copy !req
658. I don't want to be here all night.Copy !req
659. It's Valentine's Day, and I have...Copy !req
660. plans.Copy !req
661. Yes, Your Honor.Copy !req
662. Thank you.Copy !req
663. Bailiff, please escort them
to the jury room.Copy !req
664. We won.Copy !req
665. Oh, honey.Copy !req
666. I won!Copy !req
667. This is not good, is it? No, it's not.Copy !req
668. So, everyone that thinks
he's guilty? Put 'em up.Copy !req
669. Not guilty.Copy !req
670. I've loved you since the day I met you.Copy !req
671. Okay?Copy !req
672. I want you to come away with me.Copy !req
673. A dies and gentlemen.Copy !req
674. No. You've got it all wrong.Copy !req
675. I would never do anything illegal.Copy !req
676. So let me get this straight, you
were just trying to cover your ass?Copy !req
677. I didn't think my wife's horse had a
snowball's chance in hell of winning.Copy !req
678. So the bets at the Montecito
against your horse were what?Copy !req
679. I made the first bets at the
Montecito so my wife wouldn't know.Copy !req
680. I figured if I covered the field, at
least I'd have a chance to break even.Copy !req
681. And the $200,000 that you bet
here at the track, on your horse?Copy !req
682. I placed that bet for my wife.Copy !req
683. Okay, smarty-pants, explain
to me why you sold the horse.Copy !req
684. Made me an offer I couldn't refuse.Copy !req
685. So all this was because
you didn't want your...Copy !req
686. wife to know you thought
her horse was a dog?Copy !req
687. Oh, come on, it's Valentine's Day.Copy !req
688. I think it's kind of romantic.Copy !req
689. Hey.Copy !req
690. I think that Betty's ready
to head on back to Vegas.Copy !req
691. We got V.I.P. seating for the
Pussycat Dolls' Valentine's show...Copy !req
692. then dinner...Copy !req
693. and a little swingers party.Copy !req
694. Maybe you two would like to join us?Copy !req
695. First and most importantly, you can't
even see who this guy is, let alone...Copy !req
696. see a light wand in his hand.Copy !req
697. But he's dressed like a stock boy.Copy !req
698. So are dozens of others.Copy !req
699. But he has a criminal record.
And the slot losses...Copy !req
700. coincide with his employment record.Copy !req
701. So, what you're all telling me is that...Copy !req
702. without a shadow of a doubt...Copy !req
703. this kid committed the crime.Copy !req
704. You're going to keep us here
all night, aren't you?Copy !req
705. Yeah, if I have to.Copy !req
706. Sammie.Copy !req
707. Chazz, Hal.Copy !req
708. I can hear you walking.Copy !req
709. You can run, Sammie, but you can't hide.Copy !req
710. Here we go. Now...Copy !req
711. would you take this, Chazz...Copy !req
712. and place it on this corner? Now it's
slanted a little bit, you have to be careful.Copy !req
713. Balance it right on the corner of
that chair, the right hand corner.Copy !req
714. Good.Copy !req
715. Now, would you please
do the same thing?Copy !req
716. You just hold your position.Copy !req
717. You all please take notice
of Hal's position here...Copy !req
718. okay...Copy !req
719. clearly to this side of the chair.Copy !req
720. Chazz...Copy !req
721. Chazz's position...Copy !req
722. was here in the center
because he's right handed.Copy !req
723. The left-hander had to stand on this side.Copy !req
724. Please let's note this picture.Copy !req
725. You can see our thief is clearly
on the right side of the machine.Copy !req
726. Our kid, our suspect,
is definitely right-handed.Copy !req
727. He's not guilty.Copy !req
728. Not guilty.Copy !req
729. Is that Sam?Copy !req
730. What the hell is she doing?Copy !req
731. Whatever she's doing,
she ain't doing it very well.Copy !req
732. Love to stay and watch the train
wreck, but I've got a hot Valentine's date.Copy !req
733. Oh, really?Copy !req
734. I'm sorry. I hate Valentine's Day.Copy !req
735. Yeah, me too.
It's just too much pressure.Copy !req
736. It's like if you haven't got a
Valentine you feel like a total loser.Copy !req
737. Exactly. So what are you doing tonight?Copy !req
738. Are you asking me out?Copy !req
739. No, of course not.Copy !req
740. I just thought we wouldn't look
like such losers if we hung together.Copy !req
741. Instead of being alone
on Valentine's Day, but...Copy !req
742. All right, I'm down with that.
We'd be just two friends...Copy !req
743. who hate Valentine's Day
hanging out together. Right?Copy !req
744. Right. Right.Copy !req
745. Unless you wanna get busy.Copy !req
746. Don't push it, mate.Copy !req
747. I love you.Copy !req
748. Is that what you wanna hear?Copy !req
749. Yeah, that's exactly what I wanna hear.Copy !req
750. But I'm not going with you, Casey.Copy !req
751. Have dinner with me tonight? No.Copy !req
752. Please. Why?Copy !req
753. Because...Copy !req
754. no one should be alone...Copy !req
755. on Valentine's Day.Copy !req
756. You made this?Copy !req
757. Yeah, I made it.Copy !req
758. I love it.Copy !req
759. If I have dinner with you,
you'll leave, right?Copy !req
760. Maybe.Copy !req
761. No maybes.Copy !req
762. Actually I was thinking about...Copy !req
763. buying this place.Copy !req
764. You ever figure out
who gave you the gift?Copy !req
765. No.Copy !req
766. Somebody's got a secret admirer.Copy !req
767. Yeah, I guess I do.Copy !req
768. You're not jealous, are you?Copy !req
769. No. No?Copy !req
770. Really?Copy !req
771. 'Cause it sort of seems
like you might be a...Copy !req
772. Okay. Maybe a little.Copy !req
773. I only want what's best for you, Mary.Copy !req
774. I always have.Copy !req
775. Happy Valentine's Day.Copy !req
776. Congratulations.Copy !req
777. You know, I can be
pretty persuasive in my...Copy !req
778. uniquely charming way.Copy !req
779. Yes, you can.Copy !req
780. I really couldn't just watch
that kid go down, you know?Copy !req
781. I know.Copy !req
782. What do you got in here, a cat?Copy !req
783. No. I thought we would have a...Copy !req
784. moonlight picnic dinner.Copy !req
785. Picnic. That's nice.Copy !req
786. It's a little cold, though,
isn't it? I have a blanket.Copy !req
787. Okay. And I brought this.Copy !req
788. Your present to me.Copy !req
789. Where the heck did you
get that? I took it from Mike.Copy !req
790. You know...Copy !req
791. he's really good at the surveillance part...Copy !req
792. but needs a little work on the security.Copy !req
793. Well, Happy Valentine's.Copy !req
794. Come on.Copy !req
795. So...Copy !req
796. can I open my present now?Copy !req
797. No, not until after dinner.Copy !req
798. Oh...Copy !req
799. come on.Copy !req
800. No.Copy !req