1. Did you see this?
Yeah.Copy !req
2. The king of surveillance,
busted by a red-light camera.Copy !req
3. Right.
He's going to be pissed.Copy !req
4. Can you say "ironic"?Copy !req
5. It's smart,
moneymaking scam for the city.Copy !req
6. It's like a $271 fine.Copy !req
7. Not to mention
the public humiliation.Copy !req
8. You guys actually
feel sorry for him?
Yes.Copy !req
9. It's one thing to get a ticket
from a cop, but a camera?Copy !req
10. The better question is,
has he seen it yet?Copy !req
11. I hope not.
He is going to freak.Copy !req
12. Ed!Copy !req
13. Good morning.Copy !req
14. Hi, Daddy.
Hi.Copy !req
15. Look how nicely
we're all getting along here.Copy !req
16. You guys wanted this bitch
session. Let's go have it, eh?Copy !req
17. Yeah.
That's good. Let's go.Copy !req
18. I've got 15 players with
credit of $250,000 and up.Copy !req
19. Golf tournaments, party bus to
the strip clubs, and V.I.P.
Reception in Bella Sera.Copy !req
20. You keep an eye on these guys.Copy !req
21. Remember last year,
a few boilermakers,
they started to get grabby.Copy !req
22. That's your job. Right?
Yeah. That is my job.Copy !req
23. And I will kick their asses
right out of here
if I have to.Copy !req
24. I'm sorry, let me just
get this straight.Copy !req
25. You can stare at butts
all day long, but it's fine as
long as you don't touch them?Copy !req
26. Yeah.
I'm fine with that.Copy !req
27. So am I. But listen.
I was just checking.Copy !req
28. Surveillance and security
is nothing if not courteous...Copy !req
29. professional, and discreet.
Discreet.Copy !req
30. You're discreet?
Yes. Every time.
Is that funny?Copy !req
31. Sam's right. Security can be
a little heavy-handed.Copy !req
32. Heavy... What are you
talking about?
Mary?Copy !req
33. I don't know. I mean, the sort
of crowds that the Mystique
has been attracting recentlyCopy !req
34. I say, thank God for security.
Thank you.Copy !req
35. And what type of crowd
is that?Copy !req
36. The type who are scaring off
the gamblers, who,
if you hadn't noticed...Copy !req
37. are the reason we are
here in the first place.Copy !req
38. Very well said, Nessa.Copy !req
39. And I completely agree.Copy !req
40. We are not saying that...
I'm feeling
under-appreciated here.Copy !req
41. If we ever get heavy-handed,
it's only because we have to.Copy !req
42. Enough!Copy !req
43. This meeting was supposed to
help. It's just making things
worse, a lot worse.Copy !req
44. So, a little story first.Copy !req
45. When I worked for
my previous employer...Copy !req
46. we had a lot of this
infighting going on amongst
department heads.Copy !req
47. So our director brought in
this efficiency expert,
they called him...Copy !req
48. from Harvard,
looked like a gerbil.Copy !req
49. But before we got a chance
to laugh at him...Copy !req
50. he said that we were all going
to switch jobs,
including the boss.Copy !req
51. Which we did,
and it was very successful.Copy !req
52. What, you...
But you don't want
us to switch jobs?Copy !req
53. Yes, I do. I want you to learn
a little appreciation
for each other's work.Copy !req
54. I'd like to apologize.
I don't think it's a lack
of appreciation.Copy !req
55. No, I'm sorry.
Danny.Copy !req
56. I just don't appreciate
your mouth sometimes.Copy !req
57. Danny.Copy !req
58. You will run the casino floor.Copy !req
59. Nessa, you will run Mystique.Copy !req
60. Giggly, do you have
anyone else coming in?Copy !req
61. Not until day after tomorrow.Copy !req
62. Fine. Then you and Mary
will run
security and surveillance.Copy !req
63. Mike, I've got a
special job for you.
Give me the paper.Copy !req
64. Yes, I do know about this.Copy !req
65. Mike, you're going to help
me take care of this ticket.Copy !req
66. Okay? Now, I'm going to be
watching all of you.Copy !req
67. So if there are any questions,
let's have them now.Copy !req
68. Yeah.
Who's going to take your job?Copy !req
69. Guess that would be you,
sweetheart.Copy !req
70. Wow.Copy !req
71. Turn them over, Carla.
Shuffle!Copy !req
72. Change $500?
Changing $500.Copy !req
73. Go ahead, Arnie.Copy !req
74. Sir, no cellphones
at the table.
I got to go.Copy !req
75. Thank you.Copy !req
76. Twenty black.
Jinx?Copy !req
77. What's with the trance, dude?Copy !req
78. Danny McCoy.
Danny McCoy?Copy !req
79. Kevin Jinx Jorgensen.
How are you?
Wow.Copy !req
80. I haven't seen you since what,
senior year?Copy !req
81. Senior year of high school.Copy !req
82. What, you work here now?
Yeah.Copy !req
83. I don't, not usually
in this area.
I am usually back in...Copy !req
84. Anyway.
What the hell
you been up to...Copy !req
85. other than kicking our asses
at the roulette table?Copy !req
86. I guess we can't call you
Jinx anymore, huh?Copy !req
87. Actually, Kevin, I think
that maybe we should go.Copy !req
88. Right. Sir,
could you color me up, please?Copy !req
89. Yes, sir.
No, I didn't mean
to chase you guys away.Copy !req
90. It's cool. No.
It's fine.Copy !req
91. It was really good
to see you, though.
Okay. Good to see you, bro.Copy !req
92. Did I say something to him?
Wow.Copy !req
93. That was nice.Copy !req
94. Players have superstitions.
Some people are...Copy !req
95. very self-conscious
about them. Even I know that.Copy !req
96. You know who that was?
Who?Copy !req
97. Kevin Jorgensen,
from high school.Copy !req
98. Yes.
Jinx Jorgensen?Copy !req
99. He just won all that money?
Yeah. Can you believe that?Copy !req
100. Okay, so his nickname
used to be Jinx?Copy !req
101. Yeah, and you wouldn't
believe this guy.Copy !req
102. He was like a black cat
walking under a ladder
every single day.Copy !req
103. Do you remember when
his prom date...Copy !req
104. She slipped on her corsage
and she broke her leg?Copy !req
105. We wouldn't even let
this kid go to our
high school football games.Copy !req
106. That's a true story.
I got it. He was winning.Copy !req
107. Maybe his luck turned.
No.Copy !req
108. This guy was like a loser
with a capital I.
Yeah.Copy !req
109. Why would you blow
this guy out of here?
I didn't just...Copy !req
110. Why would you call him
Jinx to his face?
It's a nickname.Copy !req
111. How much did he win?
$93,000.Copy !req
112. Okay. Go ahead.Copy !req
113. I wouldn't mind being
jinxed like that.
$93,000?Copy !req
114. Wow. Way to handle
that one, Sparky.Copy !req
115. Security?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
116. You see those
two girls right behind you?Copy !req
117. They are about to go at it.
You should focus.Copy !req
118. Really?Copy !req
119. Okay, we will keep
our eye on them.Copy !req
120. He thinks every girl
that's dressed hot
is going to...Copy !req
121. Look at me when
I'm talking to you.
This is important. Okay?Copy !req
122. All right.
How can you do this to me?Copy !req
123. Come on, sweetie.
Ladies.Copy !req
124. So, I have
no expectation of privacy?Copy !req
125. Apparently, they can print
your picture in the paper
as long as they...Copy !req
126. blur the license plate
and don't specifically
say you're guilty.Copy !req
127. That's good, because I'm not.Copy !req
128. No offense, boss,
but cameras don't lie.Copy !req
129. I am telling you, if I had run
the red light, it would have
been for a damn good reason.Copy !req
130. And there wasn't one because
I would have remembered.Copy !req
131. It was almost three weeks ago,
you were on the cellphone...Copy !req
132. you were probably distracted.Copy !req
133. No.Copy !req
134. I've been working non-stop
on ideas for the
Public Works Commission.Copy !req
135. Dad, I am so excited
I can barely stand it.Copy !req
136. It's a city commission.Copy !req
137. There's really not a whole lot
of time for individual input.Copy !req
138. Okay. Black or silver?
I like the silver.Copy !req
139. Yeah. It says, "Look at me,"
but at the same time
it also says...Copy !req
140. "I am all about public works."
It does, doesn't it?Copy !req
141. Silver it is.Copy !req
142. You'd better run along,
sweetie.
You don't want to be late.Copy !req
143. Yeah. Right. Wish me luck.Copy !req
144. Good luck, Delinda.Copy !req
145. Boss, you know that's
a government meeting
you're sending her to?Copy !req
146. Yeah.Copy !req
147. You ever been to a
city commission meeting?Copy !req
148. Trust me, she can handle it.Copy !req
149. Yeah.Copy !req
150. How are you, Steve? Yeah.Copy !req
151. Yeah. I thought the picture
was rather attractive myself.Copy !req
152. You noticed the Botox? Yeah.Copy !req
153. I love the stuff. I drink it.Copy !req
154. Thanks for the call.
Love you, too.Copy !req
155. Steve Wynn. That's the
fifth call I got today.
We got to get out of here.Copy !req
156. Where are we going?
We are going...Copy !req
157. to the alleged scene
of the alleged crime.Copy !req
158. No. I am not going to do it.Copy !req
159. Hello everyone.
I am Nessa Holt.Copy !req
160. Most of you are probably
more used to seeing me
on the casino floor.Copy !req
161. But anyway, as you may know,
I am from the U. K...Copy !req
162. and back home, we call bars
"pubs," which is short
for public house.Copy !req
163. And pubs don't have these.Copy !req
164. So tonight,
these go in to storage.Copy !req
165. No lines. No velvet ropes.Copy !req
166. Everyone's welcome
at Mystique.Copy !req
167. Don't touch!Copy !req
168. No biting, Benito,
you gypsy cannibal, you.Copy !req
169. Oh, Nessa.Copy !req
170. Where is Delinda?Copy !req
171. Per Ed Deline,
I am taking over for today.Copy !req
172. Yeah. He told me something
about this exercise.Copy !req
173. You dare to move
my velvet rope?Copy !req
174. Gunther, it's an experiment
in democracy.Copy !req
175. No. It's a velvet rope.Copy !req
176. It's essential.
It is like a soft and...Copy !req
177. fuzzy international border,
admitting the fabulous...Copy !req
178. and keeping out
both the riff and the raff.Copy !req
179. That's the point.
Everybody's welcome
at Mystique.Copy !req
180. Yeah. But everyone is welcome.
Don't you see?Copy !req
181. As long as they are hot.Copy !req
182. Item 28,
overflowing dumpsters.Copy !req
183. As you all know...
So, so sorry I am late.Copy !req
184. Who knew city hall
didn't have a valet?
Hello, Mayor.Copy !req
185. Daddy says hi.Copy !req
186. Okay. I've got color-coded
binders for everyone.Copy !req
187. So, please take the one
that most closely matches your
personal aura.Copy !req
188. Mayor, let me guess. Blue?Copy !req
189. Thank you.Copy !req
190. All right.
Let's pass the others down.Copy !req
191. Okay. Let's get started.Copy !req
192. Jinx!Copy !req
193. Look, I just wanted to say
whatever you guys do
while you play here is...Copy !req
194. none of my business.Copy !req
195. It's okay, man.
There's a lot of casinos
on The Strip.Copy !req
196. Yeah, this is true.
But there's only one
Montecito.Copy !req
197. I'd like to offer you
complimentary room...Copy !req
198. food, beverage,
for as long as you'd like.Copy !req
199. Dude, I live here.Copy !req
200. Then, consider it
a little in-town vacation.Copy !req
201. I'm Danny, by the way.Copy !req
202. Hi. Look,
he's not Jinx anymore.Copy !req
203. Come on, Kevin. We should go.
No obligation.Copy !req
204. You know, you guys can play
as little or as
much you'd like.Copy !req
205. Come on.
Danny. This is Julie.Copy !req
206. All right.
All right. Let's go.Copy !req
207. She's hot.Copy !req
208. Okay. The setup's
pretty simple. All you need is
one or more cameras...Copy !req
209. one or more triggers
and a computer to control
the whole thing.Copy !req
210. Okay, so I see the cameras.
But, you know,
where are the triggers?Copy !req
211. They are buried in the road
at the edge of the crosswalk.Copy !req
212. And the computer, I bet,
is in that box in the
ground over there.Copy !req
213. It's called
an induction loop trigger.Copy !req
214. The buried wires detect when a
car enters the intersection
after the light turns red...Copy !req
215. tells the computer,
which signals to the cameras
to take multiple pictures...Copy !req
216. and you're busted.Copy !req
217. You see that there's
no red light in this picture.Copy !req
218. The cameras won't click off
a picture unless the trigger's
been tripped.Copy !req
219. Right. And the trigger
won't trip unless
the light's red.Copy !req
220. Right.Copy !req
221. The problem is,
I didn't do it, man.
I didn't do it.Copy !req
222. Wait a minute. Did they give
you the exact time and date
on this thing here?Copy !req
223. Yeah, it's right here on the
picture. Three weeks ago.
At 8:01 a.m.Copy !req
224. Okay.Copy !req
225. See that convenience
store over there?
Yes.Copy !req
226. See that, what is that,
that diner over there?Copy !req
227. I will bet you anything they
got surveillance cameras
in there.Copy !req
228. Ed, maybe you should just
pay the ticket.
No.Copy !req
229. We are going to find out
who's lying, okay?
That's what we're going to do.Copy !req
230. It's $271.Copy !req
231. Craps table.Copy !req
232. Three o'clock.
What? Cheating?Copy !req
233. Cute butt.Copy !req
234. Look at that,
two hours and you are
already one of them.Copy !req
235. Excuse me. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
236. I'm Sam. You know, I am sorry,
I think that you dropped a...Copy !req
237. My goodness.
There's your chip.Copy !req
238. Thanks.
No problem.Copy !req
239. Hey, wait.Copy !req
240. Where you going?Copy !req
241. Thank you.Copy !req
242. Excuse me. We notice you had
a surveillance system here.Copy !req
243. Yeah, so?Copy !req
244. See, my friend
was driving by...
Hey!Copy !req
245. Don't touch those Tic Tacs.
We ain't touching nothing.Copy !req
246. You guys Metro? You want to
see the tapes, I am going to
need to see the badges.Copy !req
247. We are not with Metro.Copy !req
248. I am Commander Deline.
And this is Captain Cannon.Copy !req
249. We are with the
Citizens Action Patrol.
Never heard of you.Copy !req
250. No, of course,
you wouldn't have.Copy !req
251. We, get called in to assist
the police when they have...Copy !req
252. very sensitive matters,
stuff you wouldn't hear
on the 5:00 news.Copy !req
253. Yes. We need the tapes for the
morning of the 11th,
about 8:00 a.m.Copy !req
254. What is it? Drug dealers?
Money launderers?Copy !req
255. Let's call it
subversive elements.Copy !req
256. It's terrorists, isn't it?Copy !req
257. I knew it.
We are just not at
liberty to say, Earl.Copy !req
258. I'll be right back. Thank you.Copy !req
259. Citizens Action Patrol?
Yeah, what?Copy !req
260. That's okay.
He's a white guy, right?Copy !req
261. He's 50 something,
he's running a
convenience store...Copy !req
262. and he's reading
"Weapons of Death."
I took a shot.Copy !req
263. These are from inside
the store and out front
in the parking lot.Copy !req
264. We will have these back
to you by tomorrow.Copy !req
265. Good luck, Commander.
At ease, Earl. Thank you.Copy !req
266. What was the badge about?
My library card.Copy !req
267. Danny.Copy !req
268. Johnny, watch my chips?
You bet.Copy !req
269. You know, a few months ago,
I banged my head.Copy !req
270. I was chasing my dog
down the street. And bam,
I hit this light pole...Copy !req
271. and just knocked myself out.Copy !req
272. Why are you telling me this?Copy !req
273. Feel my head.
Feel right there.Copy !req
274. Yeah.
It's huge.Copy !req
275. That is quite a lump
you got there.Copy !req
276. Anyway, I am not
Jinx Jorgensen anymore.
It changed my luck.Copy !req
277. Ever since I hit my head,
I walk by a roulette table
and I see numbers.Copy !req
278. Danny.
Yeah. I got to run.Copy !req
279. Give a little back to the
casino, would you?
Yeah.Copy !req
280. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
281. So, I heard Gunther's giving
you a hard time.Copy !req
282. I heard that guy's leaving.Copy !req
283. Yeah, he was, but I got him
to stay. I comped him.Copy !req
284. You did what?Copy !req
285. I know him. He's a local.Copy !req
286. And he's got the worst luck
in recorded history, this guy.Copy !req
287. 23 red.
Yes, I can see that.Copy !req
288. He's got this story about a
bump on his head, now
he sees the numbers, but...Copy !req
289. trust me, I know this guy.
He's going to give
all that money back.Copy !req
290. That guy is on a
monster streak, Danny.Copy !req
291. Nessa, I am telling you.Copy !req
292. This guy wins $100,000,
he's going to lose $150,000.Copy !req
293. He wins $200,000,
he's going to lose $300,000.Copy !req
294. We are going to make money
off of this guy.Copy !req
295. Okay.Copy !req
296. I've seen a girl,
wasted out of her mind...Copy !req
297. throw 56 straight passes
on her 21st birthday.Copy !req
298. I watched a guy get
17 blackjacks in a row
on nine different tables.Copy !req
299. I have seen 14 red come in
on 14 consecutive spins.Copy !req
300. This could get very bad,
Danny.
You'll see.Copy !req
301. Will I?Copy !req
302. You should've let him walk
when you had the chance.Copy !req
303. And you are not the pit boss
today, are you?Copy !req
304. You are on the casino floor
now, Danny. Not up in
surveillance. And down here...Copy !req
305. we protect the bottom line.Copy !req
306. That guy could ruin
our entire quarter, you nit.Copy !req
307. 28 black.
That's the one I want. 28.
Yes.Copy !req
308. That is crazy.Copy !req
309. Mikey, what's going on?
Hey.Copy !req
310. Ed's on his way back to you.
He's still got me out here
checking on this intersection.Copy !req
311. Why can't he just admit
he's guilty?
Because he's Ed.Copy !req
312. How's the pit treating you?Copy !req
313. I got a guy who's on a pretty
big roll. I'll tell you more
about it when you get back.Copy !req
314. If I get back.
All right.Copy !req
315. Hey. What the hell you
doing here? You are supposed
to be on the floor.Copy !req
316. Would you check this out?Copy !req
317. Why?Copy !req
318. I'm watching this guy,
Kevin Jorgenson.
Went to high school with him.Copy !req
319. What the hell is he doing,
trying to contact his great
grandmother? What is that?Copy !req
320. He says that he sees
the numbers in his head.Copy !req
321. Of course. And you know him?
Yeah.Copy !req
322. This guy had the worse luck
I'd ever seen. We used to
call him "The Jinx."Copy !req
323. Some jinx. It looks like
he's up four or five,
what, $600,000?Copy !req
324. So, he's betting four numbers
a spin at $100 a number.Copy !req
325. At 35 to 1,
that's $3,200 a spin?Copy !req
326. That's correct.
That's a lot.Copy !req
327. Okay. Zero, two, 14, 35 are
in what, in sequence on
the wheel, right?Copy !req
328. So he's sector betting.Copy !req
329. No. Sector betting's for
chumps, I mean, old ladies.Copy !req
330. Once the ball starts spinning,
it's gravity and physics.
We know that.Copy !req
331. Hold up.Copy !req
332. Why would a guy
who sees the number...Copy !req
333. bet a group of numbers?
Why not just bet the number?Copy !req
334. See, my son, that's where you
and I kinda part company.Copy !req
335. I don't believe this guy
sees crap. He's on a streak.Copy !req
336. You say streak,
but I call it stealing.Copy !req
337. Listen, in all my days I have
not seen anybody successfully
cheat at roulette.Copy !req
338. The guy had seven
car accidents in
seven consecutive days.Copy !req
339. That would be bad luck.
Now he's got good luck.
See, it changes.Copy !req
340. No. No, not this guy.
Not here.Copy !req
341. Where you going?
I'm going to go check
that roulette table...Copy !req
342. when he takes a break.
Mitch, let me know
if he hits a million.Copy !req
343. You're not going to find
anything.Copy !req
344. Item 46, new
national advertising slogan.Copy !req
345. We've engaged
a public relations firm.Copy !req
346. Yes. Okay.Copy !req
347. Mr. Mayor, in anticipation of
this agenda item...Copy !req
348. I have a number of suggestions
for a new slogan.Copy !req
349. Yes, Ms. Deline.
Okay.Copy !req
350. Please open your binders
and turn to page 16.Copy !req
351. Slogan number one.
"What Happens in Vegas?Copy !req
352. "Fun, that's what."Copy !req
353. Pretty slick, huh?Copy !req
354. Okay. Slogan number two.Copy !req
355. "Vegas. GNR.Copy !req
356. "Gambling Not Required."Copy !req
357. Hey, Mitch, could you pull up
some casino footage for us?Copy !req
358. Sure, security.Copy !req
359. Let me see the craps table,
pit six.
Okay.Copy !req
360. Put the last two hours.Copy !req
361. All right.Copy !req
362. Speed it up.Copy !req
363. Those two guys keep betting
the exact same amount
every time.Copy !req
364. See, that one's betting the
"Pass" line...Copy !req
365. And the other one's betting
"Don't Pass."Copy !req
366. So what?Copy !req
367. So, big bets like that will
get a player wall-to-wall
comps.Copy !req
368. Yeah. Full room. Food and
beverage for both guys.Copy !req
369. Yeah. But they have
a lot of charges too, right?Copy !req
370. $8,000, all told.Copy !req
371. They don't even act like
they know each other.Copy !req
372. They never talk
the whole time.
Yeah.Copy !req
373. Here, Sam.Copy !req
374. I see. Robert Sikora, and what
do you know, Keith Sikora.Copy !req
375. Cousins? Brothers?
Is that illegal?Copy !req
376. No, but they're still
scamming us.
That's almost like theft.Copy !req
377. And we hate theft.Copy !req
378. Thank you.
Okay. You're welcome.Copy !req
379. Thank you.Copy !req
380. Good luck.Copy !req
381. The one guy wins the exact
same amount as the other guy.Copy !req
382. Take out the 12 as a push
for the "Don't Pass" bettor...Copy !req
383. and they only have to worry
about losing 1.4% of their
total wagers.Copy !req
384. All to get a vacation
worth thousands for free.Copy !req
385. Exactly.Copy !req
386. Can I do it?Copy !req
387. Yeah. Okay.
Okay?Copy !req
388. Okay. I got your back.Copy !req
389. Hello, Robert.Copy !req
390. Hello, yourself.Copy !req
391. Mary Connell,
Montecito Surveillance
and Security.Copy !req
392. We're onto you.Copy !req
393. I am sorry, what?Copy !req
394. You are welcome to keep
playing, but so you know,
the gravy train is over.Copy !req
395. So if you want to stay,
you are going to have to pay.Copy !req
396. The suites, the food,
and the booze.Copy !req
397. Cash me out.
What I thought.Copy !req
398. Hey there.Copy !req
399. Wow.Copy !req
400. That's a bitching tie.Copy !req
401. Thank you.Copy !req
402. I see you have
surveillance cameras.Copy !req
403. They keep people from doing
the dine and ditch.Copy !req
404. Do you know for
how long you keep them?Copy !req
405. Yes, I do.Copy !req
406. How long?
Like a couple months.Copy !req
407. I was wondering if I could
take a look at one from
three weeks back.Copy !req
408. Yeah, I saw you with the dude
in the Aston Martin.Copy !req
409. You guys must earn
some phat coin.Copy !req
410. We do okay.
$300.Copy !req
411. I am sorry, what?Copy !req
412. $300 for the tape, homeboy.Copy !req
413. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
414. I am going to call your boss.Copy !req
415. Suit yourself.
Those tapes can get erased
real easy.Copy !req
416. I've got $37.Copy !req
417. I'll be right back.Copy !req
418. Here's that wheel
you wanted pulled.Copy !req
419. Roulette 52?
Yep.Copy !req
420. We blew out the bearings
on it about a month ago.Copy !req
421. Any sign of tampering?
No.Copy !req
422. No signs of bias.Copy !req
423. All right, thanks.Copy !req
424. What about the ball?
I didn't check it.Copy !req
425. Why not?Copy !req
426. Danny, we measure them,
weigh them, and run them past
a magnet every week.Copy !req
427. It's our standard
ivorene ball.
High impact plastic.Copy !req
428. You see, nothing.Copy !req
429. Yeah.Copy !req
430. $1.2 million
and he is doubled his bets.Copy !req
431. All right, thanks, Mitch.
Thanks, Billy.Copy !req
432. I hear he's up a million two.Copy !req
433. Yeah. And I hear a drunk
puking somewhere.Copy !req
434. So, let me get this straight,
Ed puts you on the
casino floor, and some...Copy !req
435. friend of yours from
high school beats us
for seven figures?Copy !req
436. How do you think that looks?
You need to get him out.Copy !req
437. I am going to get the
money back, Sam.
As soon as I prove that...Copy !req
438. this guy is cheating.Copy !req
439. Brilliant.
Well, you think really
hard about that...Copy !req
440. and while you're at it,
think about this, too.Copy !req
441. Ed's quarterly bonus
is tied to casino revenue.Copy !req
442. I know what you are doing
right now. You are messing
with my head.Copy !req
443. Really, is that
what I'm doing?Copy !req
444. You know what really
disappoints me about you,
Danny?Copy !req
445. What?Copy !req
446. You comped a local.Copy !req
447. Mike, put this up on the
big screen, I want to see it.Copy !req
448. Wait a minute. These are
static cameras. I mean,
they're just sitting there.Copy !req
449. They're guarding Slim
Jims and Slurpees,
they don't have to move.Copy !req
450. They got cash registers there,
for crying out loud.Copy !req
451. I am sorry, Ed.
This is all I got.Copy !req
452. You think I picked you
to hear, "That's all I got"?Copy !req
453. Come on now, Mike. Go
down there and get me
something. Come on.Copy !req
454. Danny.Copy !req
455. What's the damage?
What's he up?
Over a million.Copy !req
456. And now he's got copycats.
They're calling him
"the swami."Copy !req
457. People just crowd around,
wait for him to bet, they just
pile it on his numbers.Copy !req
458. Not good.Copy !req
459. Nice first day on the job
there, McCoy.Copy !req
460. Bite me.Copy !req
461. How you two doing?Copy !req
462. 86'ed a couple of
comp grifters, saved
the hotel a few thousand.Copy !req
463. Other than that,
it's been pretty quiet.Copy !req
464. Good. Good going, now.
Thank you.Copy !req
465. Good luck.Copy !req
466. Did you check the table?
Yeah. The equipment's good.Copy !req
467. But it doesn't matter where
he plays. We can't stop him.Copy !req
468. Try to contain him somehow.
See if he'll play at a
private table.Copy !req
469. I tried that, too.
But he only wants
to play on the floor.Copy !req
470. Close this one down.
Just close the table down.Copy !req
471. Take him to another table.
Color him out. When you
get to the other table...Copy !req
472. let him play a while. Change
the balls.
Change the croupier.Copy !req
473. Just slow him down,
maybe his luck
will turn around.Copy !req
474. But I can't explain this,
there's something wrong.Copy !req
475. Then just, you know,
just check him out.Copy !req
476. I'd like to know a little more
about him than his
high school nickname...Copy !req
477. for a million bucks, anyway.Copy !req
478. Yes, sir.Copy !req
479. Come on. Come on, baby.Copy !req
480. Yeah!Copy !req
481. Kevin, we are going to move
you to another table.Copy !req
482. There's so many people
around here,
that we'd like to...Copy !req
483. Just color him up, would you?Copy !req
484. Hang it on that wall, 5'8"
from the bull's eye
to the floor.Copy !req
485. Make the throwing line 7'9.25"
inches away exactly. Okay?Copy !req
486. Thank you.
You got it.Copy !req
487. Hey, fellas.Copy !req
488. What's up?
So, this...Copy !req
489. is a black and tan.Copy !req
490. And these are the instructions
on how to make one properly.
Okay?Copy !req
491. No. They're not French fries.
They're chips.Copy !req
492. Thank you.Copy !req
493. What are you doing?
We're having a pub night.Copy !req
494. You can make bangers
and mash and fish and chips.Copy !req
495. Gunther is appalled.Copy !req
496. This is Gunther's restaurant.
He will not even attempt
such a sordid menu.Copy !req
497. Not even for one night?Copy !req
498. Please?Copy !req
499. Give me a second.Copy !req
500. Hello.Copy !req
501. They giving you any trouble?
No. None to speak of.Copy !req
502. I guess restaurant
management's a little...Copy !req
503. different than
being on the floor, huh?Copy !req
504. Not really. I mean...Copy !req
505. I think I know how to get
the best out of my people.Copy !req
506. Good. You sure you don't need
any help?
No.Copy !req
507. I've got it all under control.
Thank you, Ed.Copy !req
508. Okay.Copy !req
509. Put this on.Copy !req
510. Gunther will not go along.Copy !req
511. Gunther will not be
strong-armed.Copy !req
512. And Gunther is not afraid
of Ed Deline or
his henchwoman.Copy !req
513. Oy! Refer to yourself in
the third person once more...Copy !req
514. and I will wipe the
accent right out of you.Copy !req
515. Put it on!Copy !req
516. And that concludes
the first half of our agenda.Copy !req
517. I think we need a couple
of representatives out there.Copy !req
518. Yeah.Copy !req
519. Daddy, you didn't tell me
this was going to take
all day.Copy !req
520. And no one's listening to me.Copy !req
521. Honey, welcome
to city government.Copy !req
522. Look, I know it's not your
cup of tea, sweetie, but...Copy !req
523. you know, this commission is
the backbone of our city.Copy !req
524. Can't I have
Sam's job instead?Copy !req
525. No, honey,
I'm sure
you're doing just fine.Copy !req
526. Just, believe everything's
going to be great, and...Copy !req
527. be yourself. Okay? Bye.Copy !req
528. All right, let's get on to
the next item on the agenda.Copy !req
529. Point of order.
Yes, Miss Deline.Copy !req
530. Oscar, Mayor Goodman...Copy !req
531. I propose a field trip.Copy !req
532. Okay, we know
Kevin Jorgenson's from Vegas...Copy !req
533. so we can check with the
police department
if we have to.Copy !req
534. What about her?Copy !req
535. The girlfriend? We don't know
who she is yet.Copy !req
536. We take an imprint of every
guest's credit card, even
when we are comping them.Copy !req
537. We didn't get his credit card.
But we have hers.Copy !req
538. You want to find out more?
You could go up to the room,
look around a little.Copy !req
539. I could have housekeeping
open the door.Copy !req
540. We don't do that, Mary.Copy !req
541. Got something.
Excuse me.Copy !req
542. Julie Dietz. Wau-kee-sha,
Wisconsin.
Waukesha.Copy !req
543. Whatever. Looks like
she's used his credit card...Copy !req
544. at six different casinos
all over the country
in the last 14 days.Copy !req
545. What's this?Copy !req
546. Missing Persons report. Okay.Copy !req
547. Okay. This was put out by
her husband, and his name
ain't Kevin.Copy !req
548. It's Dave.Copy !req
549. Looks like Julie
ran away from home.Copy !req
550. I've got to tell you, Gunther,
this food is wonderful.Copy !req
551. Thank you so much.Copy !req
552. I am so sorry
that I doubted you.Copy !req
553. I am sorry that
I threatened you.Copy !req
554. I am going to suggest to
Delinda that we make
"Pub Night" permanent.Copy !req
555. "Pub Night." That's so sweet.Copy !req
556. And one more thing.
I hate my father.Copy !req
557. How did it go today?Copy !req
558. They are giving me a seat on
the Public Works Commission.Copy !req
559. Fancy.
Fancy.Copy !req
560. Nice job, Nessa.
Thank you.Copy !req
561. Here we go.
Thanks.Copy !req
562. Okay.Copy !req
563. Depth charge.
Drop the shot into the beer.Copy !req
564. Chug.Copy !req
565. Go, Oscar.
You're the mayor.Copy !req
566. Have a drink now.
You're the mayor.Copy !req
567. Go!Copy !req
568. Go, Oscar! Go!Copy !req
569. Easily the best meeting
we ever had.
I'll drink to that.Copy !req
570. Chug, chug!Copy !req
571. The lucky couple.Copy !req
572. Congratulations on
your extraordinary run
of luck.Copy !req
573. Ed Deline.
Hi.Copy !req
574. I am President here.Copy !req
575. Thank you, Mr. Deline.Copy !req
576. I can't explain it, really.Copy !req
577. They call you "swami,"
do they?Copy !req
578. Yeah, but, you know, Danny
will tell you. I'm just Kevin.Copy !req
579. As you can
well imagine, Kevin...Copy !req
580. when a casino guest wins
nearly $2 million...Copy !req
581. there's certain things that
need to be done for
legal and tax purposes.Copy !req
582. Okay.Copy !req
583. Julie Dietz.
Waukesha, Wisconsin?Copy !req
584. Why do you have a Nebraska
license plate on your car?Copy !req
585. Because we bought it there.Copy !req
586. Kevin won some money.
I see.Copy !req
587. $20,000 on a riverboat
in Illinois.Copy !req
588. $160,000
at the Grand in Biloxi.Copy !req
589. And another $200,000
at various casinos...Copy !req
590. in Laughlin and Lake Tahoe.
All in the last two weeks.
All at roulette.Copy !req
591. Danny, I told you, ever since
the accident, I see numbers.Copy !req
592. Excuse me, I would like
to know why exactly you...Copy !req
593. felt it necessary to move
from casino to casino?Copy !req
594. I guess, sir, every time
I win a little...Copy !req
595. then they end up
sweating me in
some office like this.Copy !req
596. I mean, just not as nice.Copy !req
597. Kevin just...
He sees the numbers
in his head.Copy !req
598. That's not cheating, is it?
No. Of course it's not.Copy !req
599. But, Jinx, you're from Vegas.Copy !req
600. What's with all the
out-of-town play?Copy !req
601. We met on the internet.Copy !req
602. I left my wife,
and Julie left her husband.Copy !req
603. So, I went back east
to pick her up and...Copy !req
604. on the way back here,
we stopped at
all those places.Copy !req
605. Sir, we just, you know,
we just want to be together.Copy !req
606. Speaking of your husband,
do you know that he filed a
Missing Persons report?Copy !req
607. He just won't let go.Copy !req
608. I would strongly suggest
you call home.Copy !req
609. Anyway, thank you. Okay?Copy !req
610. That's it?
That's it.Copy !req
611. You just fill out that
IRS paperwork and...Copy !req
612. please feel free to stay and
play here at the Montecito
as long as you like.Copy !req
613. Thank you again, sir.
Sure.Copy !req
614. Enjoy your stay.
Thank you.Copy !req
615. Have a nice time.Copy !req
616. So, I guess I am the only one
who thinks these guys
are full of it.Copy !req
617. They had a logical answer
for everything I threw
at them and...Copy !req
618. What should I do, toss out
Goldilocks and a guy with
a lump on his head?Copy !req
619. I mean that would cost us
another $2 million
in bad publicity.Copy !req
620. If they keep this up, Ed,
theoretically they could
break us.Copy !req
621. You know, if they were card
counters or cheats,
that's one thing.Copy !req
622. But if they win fair
and square,
we got to let them play.Copy !req
623. That's what the old boys did
when they ran their joints,
and...Copy !req
624. that's the way I'm gonna
run mine.Copy !req
625. Okay?Copy !req
626. Easy eight.Copy !req
627. Seventeen. Black.Copy !req
628. Hello.Copy !req
629. Excuse me.
Could we just keep
this walkway...Copy !req
630. Pardon me.
clear.Copy !req
631. Thank you.
Thanks.Copy !req
632. Are we almost done?
Because my feet are
killing me.Copy !req
633. Mine, too.
I guess Ed proved
his point, huh?Copy !req
634. If his point is surveillance
blows, he did.Copy !req
635. I kinda liked it.
Me, too.Copy !req
636. When we busted those comp
scammers, didn't you
feel just powerful?Copy !req
637. A little bit. I felt
a little powerful.
Sorry.Copy !req
638. Careful there, chief.
There you go. All right.Copy !req
639. What's the damage now, Danny?
Almost $4 million.Copy !req
640. I am going to tell you
something's been bothering me.Copy !req
641. I've been watching this.Copy !req
642. They're supposed to be
in love, right?Copy !req
643. So how come they're not
smooching and hanging out,
like together?Copy !req
644. I mean, she's always there,
and he's always over there.Copy !req
645. That's a good point.Copy !req
646. The word of the day is
triangulation.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
647. I already saw this.
You can't even see the street.Copy !req
648. Wait. 8:01,
the day you got the ticket.Copy !req
649. Watch when the monitor
switches angles.Copy !req
650. It goes black for a second.Copy !req
651. So the monitor acts as
a mirror, and there's Ed's car
in the reflection.Copy !req
652. Nice work, Mikey.
It's a gift.Copy !req
653. But wait. You've got me in the
street over there. You've got
the green light over there.Copy !req
654. But not together.
Okay. Pop quiz.Copy !req
655. In order to make two pieces
of video sync up,
what do we need?Copy !req
656. Matching time code.
Yeah, but we don't have that.Copy !req
657. Because we have two different
cameras at two
different locations.Copy !req
658. Okay, this one's a tougher
one. What's just as good as
having matching time codes?Copy !req
659. A common element.
Exactly.Copy !req
660. One thing that appears in both
pieces of video
simultaneously.Copy !req
661. Can you find the
common element?Copy !req
662. So you got the Stratosphere
in both shots. So what?Copy !req
663. So, we push in on both shots.Copy !req
664. You got the roller coaster
on top of the Stratosphere?Copy !req
665. Wait a second. You got the
same people in the same
car at the same time.Copy !req
666. That's your common element.Copy !req
667. And all I had to do was
layer one video on top
of the other.Copy !req
668. And we zoom out.Copy !req
669. And we have Ed going through
a green light.Copy !req
670. You're the man, Mike.Copy !req
671. Camera's wrong.
Big Ed was right.Copy !req
672. Wait a second,
her there and him there.Copy !req
673. Do we still have the infrared
cameras above the tables?Copy !req
674. I think so. Why?Copy !req
675. Triangulation.Copy !req
676. It looks like he's using the
lasers to measure the decaying
orbit of the ball.Copy !req
677. What? The decaying orbit
of the ball.
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
678. Yeah, it's...Copy !req
679. There's some serious
mathematics involved here.Copy !req
680. That's why he waits until
the ball's spinning to place
his bets.Copy !req
681. In theory it could work,
but it couldn't give
you one slot...Copy !req
682. probably give you an area
where the ball's going to land.Copy !req
683. So that's why he bets the
four numbers in
the sequence there.Copy !req
684. He's sector betting.
He's got to have
a computer nearby.Copy !req
685. You still got that radar
laser detector?
Yeah, it's in my car.Copy !req
686. Go get that.Copy !req
687. The laser is hidden
in his cellphone.Copy !req
688. It buzzes him to let him know
which numbers to bet.Copy !req
689. Watch this.Copy !req
690. Look at this.Copy !req
691. Take him down.Copy !req
692. Excuse us, folks.Copy !req
693. Kevin's getting tired,
so I think we are just going
to call it a night.Copy !req
694. We found a computer
in the back of your SUV there,
Jinxy.Copy !req
695. Come here, sport.
Take him.Copy !req
696. Give me that.Copy !req
697. No. Wait, no.
It was all him. No.Copy !req
698. Look, if you are so good
at seeing into the future...Copy !req
699. why don't you tell me
what's gonna happen next, huh?Copy !req
700. Nice work at Mystique
last night, young lady.Copy !req
701. Nightly revenues up 22%.
I am available for consulting.Copy !req
702. Hey, Daddy.
Hi, honey.Copy !req
703. Hello.
Hi.Copy !req
704. I heard something.Copy !req
705. I heard that you and the mayor
were dancing on top of the
bar at Mystique?Copy !req
706. That's a vicious rumor.Copy !req
707. Only he was dancing.Copy !req
708. Where was security?
We can't be everywhere,
now, can we?Copy !req
709. With all the cheating going
on and everything.Copy !req
710. I took care of it, ladies.Copy !req
711. So you're going to be
impossible now,
is that what's happening?Copy !req
712. Oh really?
No I don't talk smack.Copy !req
713. I speak the truth.
Zip it.Copy !req
714. Thank you.Copy !req
715. This has been a
wonderful experiment.Copy !req
716. We are going to do it
every year at the same time.
And now, bye-bye.Copy !req
717. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye, ladies.Copy !req
718. Come on, that's just childish.Copy !req
719. You got them pictures?
Yeah, I got them right here.Copy !req
720. You know who that guy is
over there by the table
in the suit?Copy !req
721. Yeah, that's Larry Cardenas.
He's the muni court judge.Copy !req
722. No. Traffic court judge.
Watch this.Copy !req
723. Larry.
Hey, Ed, how are you?Copy !req
724. How are you?
Larry, good to see you.
Good.Copy !req
725. Listen, can I borrow you
for a second?
Sure. Hold my chips.Copy !req
726. I need a little favor. See,
I got one of these red-light
camera tickets.Copy !req
727. I saw in the paper, but Ed,
come on, you know
I can't do anything...Copy !req
728. No, you're thinking all wrong.
I don't need that.Copy !req
729. I know you can't be my judge
because we know each other
and all that.Copy !req
730. What I need is an opinion,
okay?Copy !req
731. Sure.
Great.
Can I have the pictures?Copy !req
732. Take a look at this.Copy !req
733. Okay.Copy !req
734. Nice likeness at
a red-light camera.
Thank you.Copy !req
735. Take a look at this other one.Copy !req
736. This was taken at the very
same moment which proves
that that red-light camera...Copy !req
737. was improperly calibrated.Copy !req
738. It seems that there was
some kind of malfunction.Copy !req
739. So, obviously you would
dismiss this ticket.Copy !req
740. Actually,
I'd find you guilty.
Guilty of what?Copy !req
741. You're not wearing your
seatbelt. That's a pretty
serious violation.Copy !req
742. Look behind me and see if
those guys are laughing,
because...Copy !req
743. I'm also gonna get arrested
for assault. Are they smiling?Copy !req
744. Time to go.Copy !req
745. Excuse me.Copy !req