1. Did you see this? Yeah.Copy !req
2. The king of surveillance,
busted by a red-light camera.Copy !req
3. Right. He's going to be pissed.Copy !req
4. Can you say "ironic"?Copy !req
5. It's smart,
moneymaking scam for the city.Copy !req
6. It's like a $271 fine.Copy !req
7. Not to mention the public humiliation.Copy !req
8. You guys actually feel sorry for him? Yes.Copy !req
9. It's one thing to get a ticket
from a cop, but a camera?Copy !req
10. The better question is,
has he seen it yet?Copy !req
11. I hope not. He is going to freak.Copy !req
12. Ed!Copy !req
13. Good morning.Copy !req
14. - Hi, Daddy.
- Hi.Copy !req
15. Look how nicely
we're all getting along here.Copy !req
16. You guys wanted this bitch
session. Let's go have it, eh?Copy !req
17. Yeah. That's good. Let's go.Copy !req
18. I've got 15 players with
credit of $250,000 and up.Copy !req
19. Golf tournaments, party bus to the strip
clubs, and V.I.P. Reception in Bella Sera.Copy !req
20. You keep an eye on these guys.Copy !req
21. Remember last year, a few
boilermakers, they started to get grabby.Copy !req
22. That's your job. Right?
Yeah. That is my job.Copy !req
23. And I will kick their asses
right out of here if I have to.Copy !req
24. I'm sorry, let me just get this straight.Copy !req
25. You can stare at butts all day long, but
it's fine as long as you don't touch them?Copy !req
26. Yeah. I'm fine with that.Copy !req
27. So am I. But listen. I was just checking.Copy !req
28. Surveillance and security
is nothing if not courteous...Copy !req
29. professional, and discreet. Discreet.Copy !req
30. You're discreet? Yes.
Every time. Is that funny?Copy !req
31. Sam's right. Security can be
a little heavy-handed.Copy !req
32. Heavy... What are you
talking about? Mary?Copy !req
33. I don't know. I mean, the sort of crowds that
the Mystique has been attracting recentlyCopy !req
34. I say, thank God for security. Thank you.Copy !req
35. And what type of crowd is that?Copy !req
36. The type who are scaring off the
gamblers, who, if you hadn't noticed...Copy !req
37. are the reason we are
here in the first place.Copy !req
38. Very well said, Nessa.Copy !req
39. And I completely agree.Copy !req
40. We are not saying that...
I'm feeling under-appreciated here.Copy !req
41. If we ever get heavy-handed,
it's only because we have to.Copy !req
42. Enough!Copy !req
43. This meeting was supposed to help.
It's just making things worse, a lot worse.Copy !req
44. So, a little story first.Copy !req
45. When I worked for
my previous employer...Copy !req
46. we had a lot of this infighting
going on amongst department heads.Copy !req
47. So our director brought in this
efficiency expert, they called him...Copy !req
48. from Harvard, looked like a gerbil.Copy !req
49. But before we got a chance
to laugh at him...Copy !req
50. he said that we were all going
to switch jobs, including the boss.Copy !req
51. Which we did,
and it was very successful.Copy !req
52. What, you... But you don't
want us to switch jobs?Copy !req
53. Yes, I do. I want you to learn a little
appreciation for each other's work.Copy !req
54. I'd like to apologize. I don't
think it's a lack of appreciation.Copy !req
55. - No, I'm sorry.
- Danny.Copy !req
56. I just don't appreciate
your mouth sometimes.Copy !req
57. Danny.Copy !req
58. You will run the casino floor.Copy !req
59. Nessa, you will run Mystique.Copy !req
60. Giggly, do you have
anyone else coming in?Copy !req
61. Not until day after tomorrow.Copy !req
62. Fine. Then you and Mary will
run security and surveillance.Copy !req
63. Mike, I've got a special job
for you. Give me the paper.Copy !req
64. Yes, I do know about this.Copy !req
65. Mike, you're going to help
me take care of this ticket.Copy !req
66. Okay? Now, I'm going to be
watching all of you.Copy !req
67. So if there are any questions,
let's have them now.Copy !req
68. Yeah. Who's going to take your job?Copy !req
69. Guess that would be you, sweetheart.Copy !req
70. Wow.Copy !req
71. - Turn them over, Carla.
- Shuffle!Copy !req
72. Change $500? Changing $500.Copy !req
73. Go ahead, Arnie.Copy !req
74. Sir, no cell phones
at the table. I got to go.Copy !req
75. Thank you.Copy !req
76. Twenty black. Jinx?Copy !req
77. What's with the trance, dude?Copy !req
78. Danny McCoy. Danny McCoy?Copy !req
79. Kevin Jinx Jorgensen.
How are you? Wow.Copy !req
80. I haven't seen you since what,
senior year?Copy !req
81. Senior year of high school.Copy !req
82. What, you work here now? Yeah.Copy !req
83. I don't, not usually in this
area. I am usually back in...Copy !req
84. Anyway. What the hell you been up to...Copy !req
85. other than kicking our asses
at the roulette table?Copy !req
86. I guess we can't call you
Jinx anymore, huh?Copy !req
87. Actually, Kevin, I think
that maybe we should go.Copy !req
88. Right. Sir,
could you color me up, please?Copy !req
89. Yes, sir. No, I didn't mean
to chase you guys away.Copy !req
90. It's cool. No. It's fine.Copy !req
91. It was really good to see you,
though. Okay. Good to see you, bro.Copy !req
92. Did I say something to him? Wow.Copy !req
93. That was nice.Copy !req
94. Players have superstitions.
Some people are...Copy !req
95. very self-conscious
about them. Even I know that.Copy !req
96. You know who that was? Who?Copy !req
97. Kevin Jorgensen, from high school.Copy !req
98. Yes. Jinx Jorgensen?Copy !req
99. He just won all that money?
Yeah. Can you believe that?Copy !req
100. Okay, so his nickname used to be Jinx?Copy !req
101. Yeah, and you wouldn't believe this guy.Copy !req
102. He was like a black cat walking
under a ladder every single day.Copy !req
103. Do you remember when his prom date...Copy !req
104. She slipped on her corsage
and she broke her leg?Copy !req
105. We wouldn't even let this kid go
to our high school football games.Copy !req
106. That's a true story.
I got it. He was winning.Copy !req
107. Maybe his luck turned. No.Copy !req
108. This guy was like a loser
with a capital L. Yeah.Copy !req
109. Why would you blow this
guy out of here? I didn't just...Copy !req
110. Why would you call him Jinx
to his face? It's a nickname.Copy !req
111. How much did he win? $93,000.Copy !req
112. Okay. Go ahead.Copy !req
113. I wouldn't mind being
jinxed like that. $93,000?Copy !req
114. Wow. Way to handle that one, Sparky.Copy !req
115. Security? Uh-huh.Copy !req
116. You see those two girls right behind you?Copy !req
117. They are about to go at it.
You should focus.Copy !req
118. Really?Copy !req
119. Okay, we will keep our eye on them.Copy !req
120. He thinks every girl that's
dressed hot is going to...Copy !req
121. Look at me when I'm talking
to you. This is important. Okay?Copy !req
122. All right. How can you do this to me?Copy !req
123. Come on, sweetie. Ladies.Copy !req
124. So, I have no expectation of privacy?Copy !req
125. Apparently, they can print your
picture in the paper as long as they...Copy !req
126. blur the license plate and don't
specifically say you're guilty.Copy !req
127. That's good, because I'm not.Copy !req
128. No offense, boss, but cameras don't lie.Copy !req
129. I am telling you, if I had run the red light,
it would have been for a damn good reason.Copy !req
130. And there wasn't one because
I would have remembered.Copy !req
131. It was almost three weeks ago,
you were on the cell phone...Copy !req
132. you were probably distracted.Copy !req
133. No.Copy !req
134. I've been working non-stop on ideas
for the Public Works Commission.Copy !req
135. Dad, I am so excited I can barely stand it.Copy !req
136. It's a city commission.Copy !req
137. There's really not a whole lot
of time for individual input.Copy !req
138. - Okay. Black or silver?
- I like the silver.Copy !req
139. Yeah. It says, "Look at me,"
but at the same time it also says...Copy !req
140. "I am all about public works."
It does, doesn't it?Copy !req
141. Silver it is.Copy !req
142. You'd better run along,
sweetie. You don't want to be late.Copy !req
143. Yeah. Right. Wish me luck.Copy !req
144. Good luck, Delinda.Copy !req
145. Boss, you know that's a government
meeting you're sending her to?Copy !req
146. Yeah.Copy !req
147. You ever been to a
city commission meeting?Copy !req
148. Trust me, she can handle it.Copy !req
149. Yeah.Copy !req
150. How are you, Steve? Yeah.Copy !req
151. Yeah. I thought the picture
was rather attractive myself.Copy !req
152. You noticed the Botox? Yeah.Copy !req
153. I love the stuff. I drink it.Copy !req
154. Thanks for the call. Love you, too.Copy !req
155. Steve Wynn. That's the fifth call I
got today. We got to get out of here.Copy !req
156. Where are we going? We are going...Copy !req
157. to the alleged scene of the alleged crime.Copy !req
158. No. I am not going to do it.Copy !req
159. Hello everyone. I am Nessa Holt.Copy !req
160. Most of you are probably more
used to seeing me on the casino floor.Copy !req
161. But anyway, as you may know,
I am from the U. K...Copy !req
162. and back home, we call bars
"pubs," which is short for public house.Copy !req
163. And pubs don't have these.Copy !req
164. So tonight, these go in to storage.Copy !req
165. No lines. No velvet ropes.Copy !req
166. Everyone's welcome at Mystique.Copy !req
167. Don't touch!Copy !req
168. No biting, Benito,
you gypsy cannibal, you.Copy !req
169. Oh, Nessa.Copy !req
170. Where is Delinda?Copy !req
171. Per Ed Deline, I am taking over for today.Copy !req
172. Yeah. He told me something
about this exercise.Copy !req
173. You dare to move my velvet rope?Copy !req
174. Gunther, it's an experiment
in democracy.Copy !req
175. No. It's a velvet rope.Copy !req
176. It's essential. It is like a soft and...Copy !req
177. fuzzy international border,
admitting the fabulous...Copy !req
178. and keeping out both the riff and the raff.Copy !req
179. That's the point. Everybody's
welcome at Mystique.Copy !req
180. Yeah. But everyone is welcome.
Don't you see?Copy !req
181. As long as they are hot.Copy !req
182. Item 28, overflowing dumpsters.Copy !req
183. - As you all know...
- So, so sorry I am late.Copy !req
184. Who knew city hall didn't
have a valet? Hello, Mayor.Copy !req
185. Daddy says hi.Copy !req
186. Okay. I've got color-coded
binders for everyone.Copy !req
187. So, please take the one that most
closely matches your personal aura.Copy !req
188. Mayor, let me guess. Blue?Copy !req
189. Thank you.Copy !req
190. All right. Let's pass the others down.Copy !req
191. Okay. Let's get started.Copy !req
192. Jinx!Copy !req
193. Look, I just wanted to say whatever
you guys do while you play here is...Copy !req
194. none of my business.Copy !req
195. It's okay, man. There's a
lot of casinos on The Strip.Copy !req
196. Yeah, this is true. But
there's only one Montecito.Copy !req
197. I'd like to offer you
complimentary room...Copy !req
198. food, beverage, for as long as you'd like.Copy !req
199. Dude, I live here.Copy !req
200. Then, consider it a little in-town vacation.Copy !req
201. I'm Danny, by the way.Copy !req
202. Hi. Look, he's not Jinx anymore.Copy !req
203. Come on, Kevin. We should go.
No obligation.Copy !req
204. You know, you guys can play
as little or as much you'd like.Copy !req
205. Come on. Danny. This is Julie.Copy !req
206. All right. All right. Let's go.Copy !req
207. She's hot.Copy !req
208. Okay. The setup's pretty simple. All
you need is one or more cameras...Copy !req
209. one or more triggers and a
computer to control the whole thing.Copy !req
210. Okay, so I see the cameras. But,
you know, where are the triggers?Copy !req
211. They are buried in the road
at the edge of the crosswalk.Copy !req
212. And the computer, I bet, is in
that box in the ground over there.Copy !req
213. It's called an induction loop trigger.Copy !req
214. The buried wires detect when a car enters
the intersection after the light turns red...Copy !req
215. tells the computer, which signals to
the cameras to take multiple pictures...Copy !req
216. and you're busted.Copy !req
217. You see that there's
no red light in this picture.Copy !req
218. The cameras won't click off a picture
unless the trigger's been tripped.Copy !req
219. Right. And the trigger won't
trip unless the light's red.Copy !req
220. Right.Copy !req
221. The problem is, I didn't
do it, man. I didn't do it.Copy !req
222. Wait a minute. Did they give you the
exact time and date on this thing here?Copy !req
223. Yeah, it's right here on the picture.
Three weeks ago. At 8:01 a.m.Copy !req
224. Okay.Copy !req
225. See that convenience
store over there? Yes.Copy !req
226. See that, what is that,
that diner over there?Copy !req
227. I will bet you anything they got
surveillance cameras in there.Copy !req
228. Ed, maybe you should
just pay the ticket. No.Copy !req
229. We are going to find out who's lying,
okay? That's what we're going to do.Copy !req
230. It's $271.Copy !req
231. Craps table.Copy !req
232. Three o'clock. What? Cheating?Copy !req
233. Cute butt.Copy !req
234. Look at that, two hours and
you are already one of them.Copy !req
235. Excuse me. Hi. Hi.Copy !req
236. I'm Sam. You know, I am sorry,
I think that you dropped a...Copy !req
237. My goodness. There's your chip.Copy !req
238. Thanks. No problem.Copy !req
239. Hey, wait.Copy !req
240. Where you going?Copy !req
241. Thank you.Copy !req
242. Excuse me. We notice you had
a surveillance system here.Copy !req
243. Yeah, so?Copy !req
244. See, my friend was driving by... Hey!Copy !req
245. Don't touch those Tic Tacs.
We ain't touching nothing.Copy !req
246. You guys Metro? You want to see the tapes,
I am going to need to see the badges.Copy !req
247. We are not with Metro.Copy !req
248. I am Commander Deline.
And this is Captain Cannon.Copy !req
249. We are with the Citizens
Action Patrol. Never heard of you.Copy !req
250. No, of course, you wouldn't have.Copy !req
251. We, get called in to assist
the police when they have...Copy !req
252. very sensitive matters, stuff you
wouldn't hear on the 5:00 news.Copy !req
253. Yes. We need the tapes for the
morning of the 11th, about 8:00 a.m.Copy !req
254. What is it? Drug dealers?
Money launderers?Copy !req
255. Let's call it subversive elements.Copy !req
256. It's terrorists, isn't it?Copy !req
257. I knew it. We are just
not at liberty to say, Earl.Copy !req
258. I'll be right back. Thank you.Copy !req
259. Citizens Action Patrol? Yeah, what?Copy !req
260. That's okay. He's a white guy, right?Copy !req
261. He's 50 something, he's
running a convenience store...Copy !req
262. and he's reading "Weapons
of Death." I took a shot.Copy !req
263. These are from inside the store
and out front in the parking lot.Copy !req
264. We will have these back
to you by tomorrow.Copy !req
265. Good luck, Commander.
At ease, Earl. Thank you.Copy !req
266. What was the badge about?
My library card.Copy !req
267. Danny.Copy !req
268. Johnny, watch my chips? You bet.Copy !req
269. You know, a few months ago,
I banged my head.Copy !req
270. I was chasing my dog down the
street. And bam, I hit this light pole...Copy !req
271. and just knocked myself out.Copy !req
272. Why are you telling me this?Copy !req
273. Feel my head. Feel right there.Copy !req
274. Yeah. It's huge.Copy !req
275. That is quite a lump you got there.Copy !req
276. Anyway, I am not Jinx Jorgensen
anymore. It changed my luck.Copy !req
277. Ever since I hit my head, I walk by
a roulette table and I see numbers.Copy !req
278. Danny. Yeah. I got to run.Copy !req
279. Give a little back to the
casino, would you? Yeah.Copy !req
280. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
281. So, I heard Gunther's giving
you a hard time.Copy !req
282. I heard that guy's leaving.Copy !req
283. Yeah, he was, but I got him
to stay. I comped him.Copy !req
284. You did what?Copy !req
285. I know him. He's a local.Copy !req
286. And he's got the worst luck
in recorded history, this guy.Copy !req
287. 23 red. Yes, I can see that.Copy !req
288. He's got this story about a bump on
his head, now he sees the numbers, but...Copy !req
289. trust me, I know this guy. He's
going to give all that money back.Copy !req
290. That guy is on a monster streak, Danny.Copy !req
291. Nessa, I am telling you.Copy !req
292. This guy wins $100,000,
he's going to lose $150,000.Copy !req
293. He wins $200,000,
he's going to lose $300,000.Copy !req
294. We are going to make money
off of this guy.Copy !req
295. Okay.Copy !req
296. I've seen a girl, wasted out of her mind...Copy !req
297. throw 56 straight passes
on her 21st birthday.Copy !req
298. I watched a guy get 17 blackjacks
in a row on nine different tables.Copy !req
299. I have seen 14 red come in
on 14 consecutive spins.Copy !req
300. This could get very
bad, Danny. You'll see.Copy !req
301. Will I?Copy !req
302. You should've let him walk
when you had the chance.Copy !req
303. And you are not the pit boss
today, are you?Copy !req
304. You are on the casino floor now, Danny.
Not up in surveillance. And down here...Copy !req
305. we protect the bottom line.Copy !req
306. That guy could ruin
our entire quarter, you nit.Copy !req
307. 28 black. That's the one I want. 28. Yes.Copy !req
308. That is crazy.Copy !req
309. Mikey, what's going on? Hey.Copy !req
310. Ed's on his way back to you. He's still got
me out here checking on this intersection.Copy !req
311. Why can't he just admit
he's guilty? Because he's Ed.Copy !req
312. How's the pit treating you?Copy !req
313. I got a guy who's on a pretty big roll. I'll
tell you more about it when you get back.Copy !req
314. If I get back. All right.Copy !req
315. Hey. What the hell you doing here?
You are supposed to be on the floor.Copy !req
316. Would you check this out?Copy !req
317. Why?Copy !req
318. I'm watching this guy, Kevin
Jorgenson. Went to high school with him.Copy !req
319. What the hell is he doing, trying to
contact his great grandmother? What is that?Copy !req
320. He says that he sees
the numbers in his head.Copy !req
321. Of course. And you know him? Yeah.Copy !req
322. This guy had the worse luck I'd ever
seen. We used to call him "The Jinx."Copy !req
323. Some jinx. It looks like he's
up four or five, what, $600,000?Copy !req
324. So, he's betting four numbers
a spin at $100 a number.Copy !req
325. At 35 to 1, that's $3,200 a spin?Copy !req
326. That's correct. That's a lot.Copy !req
327. Okay. Zero, two, 14, 35 are in
what, in sequence on the wheel, right?Copy !req
328. So he's sector betting.Copy !req
329. No. Sector betting's for
chumps, I mean, old ladies.Copy !req
330. Once the ball starts spinning, it's
gravity and physics. We know that.Copy !req
331. Hold up.Copy !req
332. Why would a guy
who sees the number...Copy !req
333. bet a group of numbers?
Why not just bet the number?Copy !req
334. See, my son, that's where you
and I kinda part company.Copy !req
335. I don't believe this guy
sees crap. He's on a streak.Copy !req
336. You say streak, but I call it stealing.Copy !req
337. Listen, in all my days I have not seen
anybody successfully cheat at roulette.Copy !req
338. The guy had seven car accidents
in seven consecutive days.Copy !req
339. That would be bad luck. Now
he's got good luck. See, it changes.Copy !req
340. No. No, not this guy. Not here.Copy !req
341. Where you going? I'm going
to go check that roulette table...Copy !req
342. when he takes a break. Mitch,
let me know if he hits a million.Copy !req
343. You're not going to find anything.Copy !req
344. Item 46, new national advertising slogan.Copy !req
345. We've engaged a public relations firm.Copy !req
346. Yes. Okay.Copy !req
347. Mr. Mayor, in anticipation of
this agenda item...Copy !req
348. I have a number of suggestions
for a new slogan.Copy !req
349. Yes, Ms. Deline. Okay.Copy !req
350. Please open your binders
and turn to page 16.Copy !req
351. Slogan number one.
"What Happens in Vegas?"Copy !req
352. "Fun, that's what."Copy !req
353. Pretty slick, huh?Copy !req
354. Okay. Slogan number two.Copy !req
355. "Vegas. GNR."Copy !req
356. "Gambling Not Required."Copy !req
357. Hey, Mitch, could you pull up
some casino footage for us?Copy !req
358. Sure, security.Copy !req
359. Let me see the craps table, pit six. Okay.Copy !req
360. Put the last two hours.Copy !req
361. All right.Copy !req
362. Speed it up.Copy !req
363. Those two guys keep betting
the exact same amount every time.Copy !req
364. See, that one's betting the "Pass" line...Copy !req
365. And the other one's betting "Don't Pass."Copy !req
366. So what?Copy !req
367. So, big bets like that will get
a player wall-to-wall comps.Copy !req
368. Yeah. Full room. Food and
beverage for both guys.Copy !req
369. Yeah. But they have
a lot of charges too, right?Copy !req
370. $8,000, all told.Copy !req
371. They don't even act like
they know each other.Copy !req
372. They never talk the whole time. Yeah.Copy !req
373. Here, Sam.Copy !req
374. I see. Robert Sikora, and what
do you know, Keith Sikora.Copy !req
375. Cousins? Brothers? Is that illegal?Copy !req
376. - No, but they're still scamming us.
- That's almost like theft.Copy !req
377. And we hate theft.Copy !req
378. Thank you. Okay. You're welcome.Copy !req
379. Thank you.Copy !req
380. Good luck.Copy !req
381. The one guy wins the exact
same amount as the other guy.Copy !req
382. Take out the 12 as a push
for the "Don't Pass" bettor...Copy !req
383. and they only have to worry about
losing 1.4% of their total wagers.Copy !req
384. All to get a vacation
worth thousands for free.Copy !req
385. Exactly.Copy !req
386. Can I do it?Copy !req
387. Yeah. Okay. Okay?Copy !req
388. Okay. I got your back.Copy !req
389. Hello, Robert.Copy !req
390. Hello, yourself.Copy !req
391. Mary Connell, Montecito
Surveillance and Security.Copy !req
392. We're onto you.Copy !req
393. I am sorry, what?Copy !req
394. You are welcome to keep playing,
but so you know, the gravy train is over.Copy !req
395. So if you want to stay,
you are going to have to pay.Copy !req
396. The suites, the food, and the booze.Copy !req
397. Cash me out. What I thought.Copy !req
398. Hey there.Copy !req
399. Wow.Copy !req
400. That's a bitching tie.Copy !req
401. Thank you.Copy !req
402. I see you have surveillance cameras.Copy !req
403. They keep people from doing
the dine and ditch.Copy !req
404. Do you know for
how long you keep them?Copy !req
405. Yes, I do.Copy !req
406. How long? Like a couple months.Copy !req
407. I was wondering if I could take a
look at one from three weeks back.Copy !req
408. Yeah, I saw you with the dude
in the Aston Martin.Copy !req
409. You guys must earn some phat coin.Copy !req
410. We do okay. $300.Copy !req
411. I am sorry, what?Copy !req
412. $300 for the tape, homeboy.Copy !req
413. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
414. I am going to call your boss.Copy !req
415. Suit yourself. Those tapes
can get erased real easy.Copy !req
416. I've got $37.Copy !req
417. I'll be right back.Copy !req
418. Here's that wheel you wanted pulled.Copy !req
419. Roulette 52? Yep.Copy !req
420. We blew out the bearings
on it about a month ago.Copy !req
421. Any sign of tampering? No.Copy !req
422. No signs of bias.Copy !req
423. All right, thanks.Copy !req
424. What about the ball? I didn't check it.Copy !req
425. Why not?Copy !req
426. Danny, we measure them, weigh them,
and run them past a magnet every week.Copy !req
427. It's our standard ivorene
ball. High impact plastic.Copy !req
428. You see, nothing.Copy !req
429. Yeah.Copy !req
430. $1.2 million and he is doubled his bets.Copy !req
431. All right, thanks, Mitch. Thanks, Billy.Copy !req
432. I hear he's up a million two.Copy !req
433. Yeah. And I hear a drunk
puking somewhere.Copy !req
434. So, let me get this straight, Ed puts
you on the casino floor, and some...Copy !req
435. friend of yours from high
school beats us for seven figures?Copy !req
436. How do you think that looks?
You need to get him out.Copy !req
437. So I should just throw him out?
Danny, get the money back. Get him out.Copy !req
438. I am going to get the money
back, Sam. As soon as I prove that...Copy !req
439. this guy is cheating.Copy !req
440. Brilliant. Well, you think
really hard about that...Copy !req
441. and while you're at it,
think about this, too.Copy !req
442. Ed's quarterly bonus
is tied to casino revenue.Copy !req
443. I know what you are doing right
now. You are messing with my head.Copy !req
444. Really, is that what I'm doing?Copy !req
445. You know what really
disappoints me about you, Danny?Copy !req
446. What?Copy !req
447. You comped a local.Copy !req
448. Mike, put this up on the
big screen, I want to see it.Copy !req
449. Wait a minute. These are static cameras.
I mean, they're just sitting there.Copy !req
450. They're guarding Slim Jims and
Slurpees, they don't have to move.Copy !req
451. They got cash registers there,
for crying out loud.Copy !req
452. I am sorry, Ed. This is all I got.Copy !req
453. You think I picked you
to hear, "That's all I got"?Copy !req
454. Come on now, Mike. Go down
there and get me something. Come on.Copy !req
455. Danny.Copy !req
456. What's the damage?
What's he up? Over a million.Copy !req
457. And now he's got copycats.
They're calling him "the swami."Copy !req
458. People just crowd around, wait for him
to bet, they just pile it on his numbers.Copy !req
459. Not good.Copy !req
460. Nice first day on the job there, McCoy.Copy !req
461. Bite me.Copy !req
462. How you two doing?Copy !req
463. 86ed a couple of comp grifters,
saved the hotel a few thousand.Copy !req
464. Other than that, it's been pretty quiet.Copy !req
465. Good. Good going, now. Thank you.Copy !req
466. Good luck.Copy !req
467. Did you check the table?
Yeah. The equipment's good.Copy !req
468. But it doesn't matter where
he plays. We can't stop him.Copy !req
469. Try to contain him somehow.
See if he'll play at a private table.Copy !req
470. I tried that, too. But he only
wants to play on the floor.Copy !req
471. Close this one down.
Just close the table down.Copy !req
472. Take him to another table. Color him
out. When you get to the other table...Copy !req
473. let him play a while. Change
the balls. Change the croupier.Copy !req
474. Just slow him down, maybe
his luck will turn around.Copy !req
475. But I can't explain this,
there's something wrong.Copy !req
476. Then just, you know, just check him out.Copy !req
477. I'd like to know a little more about
him than his high school nickname...Copy !req
478. for a million bucks, anyway.Copy !req
479. Yes, sir.Copy !req
480. Come on. Come on, baby.Copy !req
481. Yeah!Copy !req
482. Kevin, we are going to move
you to another table.Copy !req
483. There's so many people
around here, that we'd like to...Copy !req
484. Just color him up, would you?Copy !req
485. Hang it on that wall, 5'8"
from the bull's eye to the floor.Copy !req
486. Make the throwing line 7'9.25"
inches away exactly. Okay?Copy !req
487. Thank you. You got it.Copy !req
488. Hey, fellas.Copy !req
489. What's up? So, this...Copy !req
490. is a black and tan.Copy !req
491. And these are the instructions on
how to make one properly. Okay?Copy !req
492. No. They're not French fries.
They're chips.Copy !req
493. Thank you.Copy !req
494. What are you doing?
We're having a pub night.Copy !req
495. You can make bangers
and mash and fish and chips.Copy !req
496. Gunther is appalled.Copy !req
497. This is Gunther's restaurant. He will
not even attempt such a sordid menu.Copy !req
498. Not even for one night?Copy !req
499. Please?Copy !req
500. Give me a second.Copy !req
501. Hello.Copy !req
502. - They giving you any trouble?
- No. None to speak of.Copy !req
503. I guess restaurant
management's a little...Copy !req
504. different than being on the floor, huh?Copy !req
505. Not really. I mean...Copy !req
506. I think I know how to get
the best out of my people.Copy !req
507. Good. You sure you
don't need any help? No.Copy !req
508. I've got it all under control.
Thank you, Ed.Copy !req
509. Okay.Copy !req
510. Put this on.Copy !req
511. Gunther will not go along.Copy !req
512. Gunther will not be strong-armed.Copy !req
513. And Gunther is not afraid of
Ed Deline or his henchwoman.Copy !req
514. Oy! Refer to yourself in
the third person once more...Copy !req
515. and I will wipe the
accent right out of you.Copy !req
516. Put it on!Copy !req
517. And that concludes
the first half of our agenda.Copy !req
518. I think we need a couple
of representatives out there.Copy !req
519. Yeah.Copy !req
520. Daddy, you didn't tell me
this was going to take all day.Copy !req
521. And no one's listening to me.Copy !req
522. Honey, welcome to city government.Copy !req
523. Look, I know it's not your
cup of tea, sweetie, but...Copy !req
524. you know, this commission is
the backbone of our city.Copy !req
525. Can't I have Sam's job instead?Copy !req
526. No, honey, I'm sure
you're doing just fine.Copy !req
527. Just, believe everything's
going to be great, and...Copy !req
528. be yourself. Okay? Bye.Copy !req
529. All right, let's get on to
the next item on the agenda.Copy !req
530. Point of order. Yes, Miss Deline.Copy !req
531. Oscar, Mayor Goodman...Copy !req
532. I propose a field trip.Copy !req
533. Okay, we know
Kevin Jorgenson's from Vegas...Copy !req
534. so we can check with the
police department if we have to.Copy !req
535. What about her?Copy !req
536. The girlfriend? We don't know
who she is yet.Copy !req
537. We take an imprint of every guest's credit
card, even when we are comping them.Copy !req
538. We didn't get his credit card.
But we have hers.Copy !req
539. You want to find out more? You could
go up to the room, look around a little.Copy !req
540. I could have housekeeping
open the door.Copy !req
541. We don't do that, Mary.Copy !req
542. Got something. Excuse me.Copy !req
543. Julie Dietz. Wau-kee-sha,
Wisconsin. Waukesha.Copy !req
544. Whatever. Looks like
she's used his credit card...Copy !req
545. at six different casinos all over
the country in the last 14 days.Copy !req
546. What's this?Copy !req
547. Missing Persons report. Okay.Copy !req
548. Okay. This was put out by her
husband, and his name ain't Kevin.Copy !req
549. It's Dave.Copy !req
550. Looks like Julie ran away from home.Copy !req
551. I've got to tell you, Gunther,
this food is wonderful.Copy !req
552. Thank you so much.Copy !req
553. I am so sorry that I doubted you.Copy !req
554. I am sorry that I threatened you.Copy !req
555. I am going to suggest to Delinda
that we make "Pub Night" permanent.Copy !req
556. "Pub Night." That's so sweet.Copy !req
557. And one more thing. I hate my father.Copy !req
558. How did it go today?Copy !req
559. They are giving me a seat on
the Public Works Commission.Copy !req
560. Fancy. Fancy.Copy !req
561. Nice job, Nessa. Thank you.Copy !req
562. Here we go. Thanks.Copy !req
563. Okay.Copy !req
564. Depth charge.
Drop the shot into the beer.Copy !req
565. Chug.Copy !req
566. Go, Oscar. You're the mayor.Copy !req
567. Have a drink now. You're the mayor.Copy !req
568. Have a drink now. You're the mayor.Copy !req
569. Go!Copy !req
570. Go, Oscar! Go!Copy !req
571. Easily the best meeting
we ever had. I'll drink to that.Copy !req
572. Chug, chug!Copy !req
573. The lucky couple.Copy !req
574. Congratulations on your
extraordinary run of luck.Copy !req
575. Ed Deline. Hi.Copy !req
576. I am President here.Copy !req
577. Thank you, Mr. Deline.Copy !req
578. I can't explain it, really.Copy !req
579. They call you "swami," do they?Copy !req
580. Yeah, but, you know, Danny
will tell you. I'm just Kevin.Copy !req
581. As you can well imagine, Kevin...Copy !req
582. when a casino guest wins
nearly $2 million...Copy !req
583. there's certain things that need to
be done for legal and tax purposes.Copy !req
584. Okay.Copy !req
585. Julie Dietz. Waukesha, Wisconsin?Copy !req
586. Why do you have a Nebraska
license plate on your car?Copy !req
587. Because we bought it there.Copy !req
588. - Kevin won some money.
- I see.Copy !req
589. $20,000 on a riverboat in Illinois.Copy !req
590. $160,000 at the Grand in Biloxi.Copy !req
591. And another $200,000
at various casinos...Copy !req
592. in Laughlin and Lake Tahoe. All
in the last two weeks. All at roulette.Copy !req
593. Danny, I told you, ever since
the accident, I see numbers.Copy !req
594. Excuse me, I would like
to know why exactly you...Copy !req
595. felt it necessary to move
from casino to casino?Copy !req
596. I guess, sir, every time I win a little...Copy !req
597. then they end up sweating
me in some office like this.Copy !req
598. I mean, just not as nice.Copy !req
599. Kevin just... He sees
the numbers in his head.Copy !req
600. That's not cheating, is it?
No. Of course it's not.Copy !req
601. But, Jinx, you're from Vegas.Copy !req
602. What's with all the out-of-town play?Copy !req
603. We met on the internet.Copy !req
604. I left my wife, and Julie left her husband.Copy !req
605. So, I went back east to pick her up and...Copy !req
606. on the way back here, we
stopped at all those places.Copy !req
607. Sir, we just, you know,
we just want to be together.Copy !req
608. Speaking of your husband, do you know
that he filed a Missing Persons report?Copy !req
609. He just won't let go.Copy !req
610. I would strongly suggest you call home.Copy !req
611. Anyway, thank you. Okay?Copy !req
612. That's it? That's it.Copy !req
613. You just fill out that IRS paperwork and...Copy !req
614. please feel free to stay and play here
at the Montecito as long as you like.Copy !req
615. Thank you again, sir. Sure.Copy !req
616. Enjoy your stay. Thank you.Copy !req
617. Have a nice time.Copy !req
618. So, I guess I am the only one
who thinks these guys are full of it.Copy !req
619. They had a logical answer for
everything I threw at them and...Copy !req
620. What should I do, toss out Goldilocks
and a guy with a lump on his head?Copy !req
621. I mean that would cost us
another $2 million in bad publicity.Copy !req
622. If they keep this up, Ed,
theoretically they could break us.Copy !req
623. You know, if they were card
counters or cheats, that's one thing.Copy !req
624. But if they win fair and
square, we got to let them play.Copy !req
625. That's what the old boys did
when they ran their joints, and...Copy !req
626. that's the way I'm gonna run mine.Copy !req
627. Okay?Copy !req
628. Easy eight.Copy !req
629. Seventeen. Black.Copy !req
630. Hello.Copy !req
631. Excuse me. Could we
just keep this walkway...Copy !req
632. Pardon me... Clear.Copy !req
633. Thank you. Thanks.Copy !req
634. Are we almost done?
Because my feet are killing me.Copy !req
635. Mine, too. I guess Ed
proved his point, huh?Copy !req
636. If his point is surveillance blows, he did.Copy !req
637. I kinda liked it. Me, too.Copy !req
638. When we busted those comp
scammers, didn't you feel just powerful?Copy !req
639. A little bit. I felt a little powerful. Sorry.Copy !req
640. Careful there, chief.
There you go. All right.Copy !req
641. What's the damage now, Danny?
Almost $4 million.Copy !req
642. I am going to tell you
something's been bothering me.Copy !req
643. I've been watching this.Copy !req
644. They're supposed to be in love, right?Copy !req
645. So how come they're not smooching
and hanging out, like together?Copy !req
646. I mean, she's always there,
and he's always over there.Copy !req
647. That's a good point.Copy !req
648. - The word of the day is triangulation.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
649. I already saw this.
You can't even see the street.Copy !req
650. Wait. 8:01, the day you got the ticket.Copy !req
651. Watch when the monitor
switches angles.Copy !req
652. It goes black for a second.Copy !req
653. So the monitor acts as a mirror,
and there's Ed's car in the reflection.Copy !req
654. Nice work, Mikey. It's a gift.Copy !req
655. But wait. You've got me in the street over
there. You've got the green light over there.Copy !req
656. But not together. Okay. Pop quiz.Copy !req
657. In order to make two pieces of
video sync up, what do we need?Copy !req
658. Matching time code.
Yeah, but we don't have that.Copy !req
659. Because we have two different
cameras at two different locations.Copy !req
660. Okay, this one's a tougher one. What's
just as good as having matching time codes?Copy !req
661. A common element. Exactly.Copy !req
662. One thing that appears in both
pieces of video simultaneously.Copy !req
663. Can you find the common element?Copy !req
664. So you got the Stratosphere
in both shots. So what?Copy !req
665. So, we push in on both shots.Copy !req
666. You got the roller coaster
on top of the Stratosphere?Copy !req
667. Wait a second. You got the same
people in the same car at the same time.Copy !req
668. That's your common element.Copy !req
669. And all I had to do was layer
one video on top of the other.Copy !req
670. And we zoom out.Copy !req
671. And we have Ed going through
a green light.Copy !req
672. You're the man, Mike.Copy !req
673. Camera's wrong. Big Ed was right.Copy !req
674. Wait a second, her there and him there.Copy !req
675. Do we still have the infrared
cameras above the tables?Copy !req
676. I think so. Why?Copy !req
677. Triangulation.Copy !req
678. It looks like he's using the lasers to
measure the decaying orbit of the ball.Copy !req
679. What? The decaying orbit of
the ball. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
680. Yeah, it's...Copy !req
681. There's some serious
mathematics involved here.Copy !req
682. That's why he waits until the
ball's spinning to place his bets.Copy !req
683. In theory it could work, but
it couldn't give you one slot...Copy !req
684. probably give you an area
where the ball's going to land.Copy !req
685. So that's why he bets the four
numbers in the sequence there.Copy !req
686. He's sector betting. He's got
to have a computer nearby.Copy !req
687. You still got that radar laser
detector? Yeah, it's in my car.Copy !req
688. Go get that.Copy !req
689. The laser is hidden in his cell phone.Copy !req
690. It buzzes him to let him know
which numbers to bet.Copy !req
691. Watch this.Copy !req
692. Look at this.Copy !req
693. Take him down.Copy !req
694. Excuse us, folks.Copy !req
695. Kevin's getting tired, so I think
we are just going to call it a night.Copy !req
696. We found a computer in the
back of your SUV there, Jinxy.Copy !req
697. Come here, sport. Take him.Copy !req
698. Give me that.Copy !req
699. No. Wait, no. It was all him. No.Copy !req
700. Look, if you are so good
at seeing into the future...Copy !req
701. why don't you tell me
what's gonna happen next, huh?Copy !req
702. Nice work at Mystique
last night, young lady.Copy !req
703. Nightly revenues up 22%.
I am available for consulting.Copy !req
704. Hey, Daddy. Hi, honey.Copy !req
705. Hello. Hi.Copy !req
706. I heard something.Copy !req
707. I heard that you and the mayor were
dancing on top of the bar at Mystique?Copy !req
708. That's a vicious rumor.Copy !req
709. Only he was dancing.Copy !req
710. Where was security? We can't
be everywhere, now, can we?Copy !req
711. With all the cheating going
on and everything.Copy !req
712. I took care of it, ladies.Copy !req
713. So you're going to be impossible
now, is that what's happening?Copy !req
714. Oh really? No I don't talk smack.Copy !req
715. I speak the truth. Zip it.Copy !req
716. Thank you.Copy !req
717. This has been a wonderful experiment.Copy !req
718. We are going to do it every year at
the same time. And now, bye-bye.Copy !req
719. - Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye, ladies.Copy !req
720. Come on, that's just childish.Copy !req
721. You got them pictures?
Yeah, I got them right here.Copy !req
722. You know who that guy is over
there by the table in the suit?Copy !req
723. Yeah, that's Larry Cardenas.
He's the muni court judge.Copy !req
724. No. Traffic court judge. Watch this.Copy !req
725. Larry. Hey, Ed, how are you?Copy !req
726. How are you? Larry,
good to see you. Good.Copy !req
727. Listen, can I borrow you for a
second? Sure. Hold my chips.Copy !req
728. I need a little favor. See, I got
one of these red-light camera tickets.Copy !req
729. I saw in the paper, but Ed, come
on, you know I can't do anything...Copy !req
730. No, you're thinking all wrong.
I don't need that.Copy !req
731. I know you can't be my judge
because we know each other and all that.Copy !req
732. What I need is an opinion, okay?Copy !req
733. Sure. Great. Can I have the pictures?Copy !req
734. Take a look at this.Copy !req
735. Okay.Copy !req
736. Nice likeness at a
red-light camera. Thank you.Copy !req
737. Take a look at this other one.Copy !req
738. This was taken at the very same moment
which proves that that red-light camera...Copy !req
739. was improperly calibrated.Copy !req
740. It seems that there was
some kind of malfunction.Copy !req
741. So, obviously you would
dismiss this ticket.Copy !req
742. Actually, I'd find you
guilty. Guilty of what?Copy !req
743. You're not wearing your seat
belt. That's a pretty serious violation.Copy !req
744. Look behind me and see if
those guys are laughing, because...Copy !req
745. I'm also gonna get arrested
for assault. Are they smiling?Copy !req
746. Time to go.Copy !req
747. Excuse me.Copy !req