1. Do you like ChocoChunks?
I love ChocoChunks.
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2. I'm not kidding you. I've had
whole meals of nothing
but ChocoChunks.
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3. Me, too.
Really?
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4. Danny.
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5. Delinda. Hey, baby.
You got to
meet my friend, Lisa.
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6. Lisa, this is
my friend Delinda.
Hi.
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7. I need you...
She likes ChocoChunks.
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8. I am thrilled that you two
have so much in common
but I need you to focus.
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9. We do.
Danny.
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10. What?
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11. I need you to escort
that woman to her room.
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12. No. I'm off duty.
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13. Danny. It'll take security...
No. I'm not working right now.
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14. at least 10 minutes
to get here
and I don't want some...
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15. drunk passed out
on my couch. Please.
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16. Please, as a favor to me.
I'm a little drunk.
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17. Really?
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18. Okay.
I love you.
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19. I'll be right back.
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20. Miss.
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21. Hey.
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22. I'm going to take you up
to your room.
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23. Sounds good to me.
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24. No. I'm with the Montecito.
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25. I'm not on duty, but I'm gonna
help you up to your room.
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26. Up.
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27. Okay, have a good night.
Drink lots of coffee.
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28. Okay. You are making this
very difficult.
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29. I'm not making it hard?
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30. Maybe some other time. Okay?
You should go to bed.
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31. Well, all right.
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32. But I can't take this
dress off by myself, so you're
gonna have to help me.
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33. Unzip it.
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34. Okay. I'll unzip it,
but then I have to go.
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35. Take it off.
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36. Come on. I'm feeling
a little dizzy.
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37. Okay.
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38. No. I'm...
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39. I don't think that
this is a very good idea.
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40. I sleep naked.
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41. I gotta go.
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42. Way to be tough, Danny.
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43. Or did I just waste
a perfectly good opportunity?
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44. Nah.
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45. So rude.
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46. I'm okay.
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47. Let me sit down for a minute.
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48. Jesus.
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49. Is that Danny?
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50. Danny.
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51. Mikey.
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52. Dude, what is going on?
How you doing?
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53. You're here sleeping
in the third-floor corridor.
Come on.
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54. I'm not sleeping...
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55. Okay. I get a pretty good idea
about what's going on.
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56. I bet she put that in there.
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57. Yeah. She must've done
a lot of things. Get up, man.
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58. You ought to be more careful.
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59. First off, doing a guest
is dangerous, and second,
I saw you up in surveillance.
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60. If Big Ed had seen you...
Nothing happened.
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61. Cool. That's the story
we'll go with.
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62. If we got to do
anything that involves
moving my head...
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63. or looking at light,
forget it.
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64. I'm not doing it.
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65. Hair of the dog, man.
Tomato juice and beer.
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66. So, you gonna tell me
what really happened
with that chick?
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67. I told you. Nothing.
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68. Was she hot?
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69. I don't know.
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70. You tell me. That's her.
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71. That's it?
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72. I'm sorry, I thought
you ordered tomato juice.
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73. Don't be a smart-ass.
I meant the size of the glass.
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74. If you'd like
a different glass...
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75. You think a healthy glass
of tomato juice is that small?
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76. Use your brain
if you have one.
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77. Excuse me. I'm Ed Deline.
I'm President of Operations.
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78. I'm sorry, I couldn't help
but overhear.
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79. Mr. Deline, I'm...
No. Penny, it's just fine now.
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80. Why don't you
get the young lady
another glass of tomato juice.
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81. A larger one.
Okay.
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82. You ought to fire her.
Are you a guest here?
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83. Monica Wells.
Moncor Construction.
Of course you are.
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84. I am C.E.O. Of one of
the largest construction
and engineering concerns...
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85. in the world, Mr. Deline.
I expect a certain level
of service.
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86. Your waitress is a moron.
A moron?
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87. Despite the fact that you're
a guest here, I would
very much appreciate it...
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88. if you'd try to treat
our employees with just
a little respect.
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89. The juice is on us.
Thanks, Penny.
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90. If she worked for me,
I'd fire her.
Well, thank you.
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91. Enjoy your stay.
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92. Well, here's Ed.
Ed, you remember Don Stinson.
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93. Sure do. How you doing?
Good.
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94. Sam taking good care of you?
She get you back
into your regular suite?
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95. Yeah. She came through,
as usual.
Great.
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96. We're all set.
Good.
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97. But there is one thing.
I didn't want to
make a big deal.
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98. No. Don't be silly.
Don brought his daughter.
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99. Megan. She's four now.
That's a great age.
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100. I remember when Delinda
was four. I think.
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101. That's nice.
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102. Megan said she heard
a screaming woman...
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103. on the other side
of her bedroom wall
last night.
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104. Now, I know she's just
a little kid, but...
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105. No. I told him we'd handle it.
Yeah. We sure will.
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106. We'll make sure
everything's okay.
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107. Thank you.
You enjoy your stay.
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108. Thanks.
See you later.
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109. Ed's all right.
Yo, Mike.
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110. Gunther.
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111. Gunther!
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112. Yeah, I'm coming,
Miss D.
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113. You smell the aroma, no, huh?
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114. I smell our revenues
going south.
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115. Yeah, well, please try.
This is my new terrine
of veal loin and scrod...
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116. with the Henry Sauce,
of course. Here, now.
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117. There we go. It's good, no?
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118. Really, your food is great,
Gunther. That is
not the problem.
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119. Okay.
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120. The problem is
our costs are going up.
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121. But since we're already
sold out every night,
our meal count isn't.
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122. So, we can either
raise our prices...
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123. and sacrifice a lot of
our expense-account business...
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124. You know, you look so lovely
today. May I watch you
take a bath?
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125. Or we can start serving lunch.
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126. Lunch?
Lunch.
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127. Fine restaurants
do not serve lunch.
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128. I think we should. I mean,
this place sits empty
12 hours a day.
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129. We are under-utilizing
our facilities.
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130. No. Do not talk to Gunther
about lunch.
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131. My good friend,
my dear friend,
Paul Anka has returned...
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132. and I must make
the special plum strudel
for his dressing room.
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133. Benito. You can talk to
the gypsy boy here
about lunch.
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134. You see this here?
This is not for lunch.
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135. I've already reminded you
once, Ms. Wells.
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136. Players aren't allowed
to touch the cards.
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137. What difference does it make?
It doesn't change them.
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138. I'm not cheating.
House rules.
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139. For $500 a hand, I should be
able to touch a card.
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140. Ms. Wells, if you can't
abide by our gaming...
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141. I'll abide by them as soon as
someone gives me
a logical explanation.
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142. Security at Table 6.
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143. What is it
with this place?
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144. Is no one trained
to give a straight answer?
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145. Well. Yes, I am.
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146. Here we go again.
How can I be of service?
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147. Ms. Wells objects to our rule
prohibiting physical contact
with the cards.
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148. That is the rule.
Why?
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149. Most importantly
because I said so. Is that
straight enough for you?
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150. Everything okay?
No. I got it, Danny. Thanks.
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151. He works for you, too?
Yes.
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152. He's as bad
as the rest. Worse.
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153. Ms. Wells, I think it's time
you left the casino.
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154. Screw you.
Thank you.
Also vacate the property.
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155. You're throwing me out?
Yes, I am. Greg.
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156. You are making a big mistake.
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157. You are no longer welcome
at the Montecito. Ever.
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158. Greg, would you escort
this lady up to her room...
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159. have her pack her belongings,
and escort her
off the property.
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160. Don't touch me.
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161. Thanks.
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162. Paul. Welcome back.
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163. Delinda. How are you?
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164. Great. How are you?
Good. Good to see you.
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165. How was the strudel
Gunther sent over?
It's the best.
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166. I know. You know
he really likes you.
Respects your opinion.
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167. Well, he and I go way back.
In fact, I invested
in his first place in LA.
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168. Really.
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169. Listen, Paul, could you
suggest to him that
Mystique start serving lunch?
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170. I'd be really grateful.
Lunch?
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171. Yeah. We need to
increase our revenues...
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172. and Gunther thinks
that lunch is beneath him.
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173. He'll listen to you.
Well.
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174. Nothing wrong with lunch.
I eat it every day.
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175. Great. Just tell him that.
You got it.
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176. Sign here, please.
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177. You will be hearing
from my lawyer.
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178. Not if he has a degree,
I won't.
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179. He'll tell you I can
deny service to any jerk
that I'd like to.
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180. Not about this.
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181. Last night, your underling,
Danny, I think that's
what you called him...
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182. forced me to perform
a sex act on him
and he groped me.
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183. You are pathetic.
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184. I want a formal apology.
I want world peace.
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185. If you're not interested,
I'm sure the police will be.
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186. Greg.
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187. Would you get her out of here?
Let's go.
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188. It's a complete lie.
I believe you.
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189. I just thought it better that
I hear it from you
what really happened.
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190. What happened was nothing.
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191. This woman, Monica,
I didn't even know
what her name was...
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192. was drunk off of her ass
in Mystique.
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193. You can ask Delinda.
She'll tell you.
I will.
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194. So, anyway, she's drunk
off her... In Mystique.
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195. Yes. And Delinda asked me
to get her out of the club...
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196. and to take her up
to her room, so I did.
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197. On the way up there,
she starts coming on to me...
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198. and then tells me that
she can't sleep
in her clothes...
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199. and can I help her
take off her dress...
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200. because she'll pass out
if she tries to do it herself.
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201. So, I help her
out of her dress. That's it.
Then I left. Nothing happened.
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202. I didn't grope her and
I definitely didn't force her
to do anything.
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203. What the hell is this?
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204. She's a C.E.O. Of some big
construction company.
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205. She's probably never been
rejected by a hotel or a guy.
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206. So to get back at us
she makes up
some stupid threat.
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207. That's it. Listen,
do me a favor and relax.
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208. She's probably gonna
figure out she made this
big mistake and that's that.
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209. Hey. What'd you find
on the screaming
next to Stinson's room?
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210. Nothing.
His daughter heard it
again today.
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211. The people in the room
next to Megan are a nice
elderly couple.
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212. Everything looks very normal.
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213. Maybe they had their TV
cranked up really loud,
watching some horror movie.
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214. No. Megan's positive it came
from a real person.
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215. Come on, Sam. You know
how kids are.
And Megan's what, four?
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216. Okay. Mr. Stinson is
convinced his daughter
didn't make it up.
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217. She wasn't dreaming it.
It wasn't on the TV.
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218. Does that mean
we're convinced?
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219. Michael, this is
a service business.
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220. We do not debate the merits
of service. We provide it.
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221. I tell you what. I will set up
some audio recording equipment
outside their room.
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222. Meantime, why don't you
just move them to
a different suite?
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223. No. He doesn't want to move.
It's his lucky suite. I know.
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224. Who cares how it traumatizes
his daughter? Please stop
the screaming.
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225. I'm on it. No more screaming.
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226. Thank you.
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227. Delinda.
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for a name for my new terrine.
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229. It will be my Terrine
Die Brandung und Der Rasen...
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230. my surf and turf terrine.
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231. I like this.
This is a good one.
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232. There's my good friend,
Paul Anka.
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233. Good to see you. Hey, Delinda.
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234. Paul, good to see you.
You enjoyed my strudel, no?
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235. Delicious. It got me thinking,
Gunther.
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236. I'm always performing
when you guys are open.
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237. And so, what can we do
for to please my good friend,
Paul Anka?
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238. Why don't you start
serving lunch?
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239. Come on, Gunther. It would be
great. And you know what
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240. Burgers.
Burgers.
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241. Great idea.
Burgers.
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242. Most people do not know
what a funny comedian is
my good friend, Paul Anka.
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243. I'm serious, Gunth.
Think about it.
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244. Master Chef Gunther's take
on the all-American burger...
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245. with your own special twist.
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246. You know, most people would be
too surprised by what
Gunther would do...
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247. with this sad little sandwich.
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248. You start serving lunch,
I will sing
at the grand opening.
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249. Danny.
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250. Luis, what's going on?
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251. I didn't wanna call you
from the station. I wanted to
talk to you privately.
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252. What's going on?
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253. A woman named Monica Wells
came in and filed a complaint
against you.
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254. Unbelievable.
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255. She's claiming forced
oral copulation
in her hotel room.
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256. That never happened.
Okay, this woman is a liar.
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257. This is what everybody
downtown figures.
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258. But you know
how these things work.
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259. She files a complaint,
we've got to investigate.
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260. She's psychotic, Luis.
Ed had to throw this woman
out of the casino.
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261. Someone will be coming over
to get your statement...
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262. so if you need some time
to prepare...
Prepare for what?
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263. You prepare when you need
to make up an alibi.
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264. I didn't do anything.
You know that's not
what I mean.
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265. I'm just giving you
a heads up.
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266. I know. All right.
Okay. Thanks.
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267. Hey, I thought you went home.
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268. Monica Wells filed a complaint
against me.
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269. I'm sorry, son.
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270. I've seen this crap happen
a lot of times. Trust me,
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271. Cops will look into it.
They'll see there's
nothing there.
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272. You should know that
when all this
stuff happened...
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273. I had a little bit too much
to drink, too.
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274. How little?
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275. Well, I was more together
than she was, I think...
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276. but I passed out
in the hallway,
outside the room.
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277. So you got drunk...
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278. and you escorted a guest,
a woman, to her room?
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279. Do you know
how stupid that is?
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280. Delinda asked me
to take her up to her room.
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281. Then Delinda is stupid.
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282. You do not get drunk
on hotel property.
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283. You do not fall asleep
or pass out in a hallway.
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284. You're Head of Security.
Listen, if you want to
get drunk...
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285. go downtown to some joint
with the rest of them punks,
or a strip club...
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286. where somebody can't see you.
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287. Ed, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I know you are.
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288. I mean, you put the Montecito
at risk and you embarrassed
the hell out of me.
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289. Go see Kathy Berson,
all right?
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290. The lawyer?
Yes.
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291. The complaint involves
the Montecito property...
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292. with a Montecito employee.
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293. Okay.
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294. No matter how this looks,
you gotta believe
that I didn't do it.
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295. I know that.
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296. But we're not talking about
what you didn't do.
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297. We are talking about
what you did do.
Now go see Kathy.
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298. All right.
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299. Send me Mike.
Yes, sir.
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300. What's up, boss?
What are you working on?
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301. Those fourth-floor screams.
You know,
Mr. Stinson's daughter.
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302. I need you to do
a background check on this...
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303. broad I tossed out of here
this morning, a Monica Wells.
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304. She's a real pain in the ass.
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305. Anything specific
you're looking for?
Yeah. Leverage.
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306. You know what I'm
talking about.
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307. I got you.
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308. Hey.
Hey, Mikey, what's up?
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309. I'm on my way to pick up
the audiotape on fourth...
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310. get to the bottom
of the mysterious screams.
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311. Yeah, I forgot about that.
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312. You okay?
Fine.
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313. That chick
from the other night...
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315. The one with the bra?
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316. She claims that I
forced myself on her.
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317. You gotta be kidding me.
A freaking joke is what it is.
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318. And when I
get these charges dropped...
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319. I'm going to sue her ass
for defamation of character.
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320. This...
So you know the cops
are gonna want to...
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passed out in the hallway.
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322. What did you say?
I haven't talked to them.
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323. 'Cause I don't need to
mention the bra.
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324. You don't see it
on the surveillance footage.
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325. In the hallway
the other night, did I mention
anything to you...
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326. about anything that
I might have done?
No.
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327. Because I'm pretty sure
that nothing happened.
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328. I'm almost certain, almost.
Listen.
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329. When I got there, first thing
you said, "nothing happened."
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330. Good.
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331. Because nothing did.
Just tell the truth.
Everything will be cool.
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332. This is B.S., Danny.
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333. Big lunch opening day, huh?
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334. Yeah, I'm a little nervous.
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335. Paul Anka'll draw a crowd,
but Gunther's being
very secretive...
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336. about his burger recipe.
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337. I'm sure it'll be fine.
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338. Listen, you remember that girl
you had me take up to her room
a couple of nights ago?
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339. Yeah, the drunk.
You remember how many drinks
she had?
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340. I didn't see how many drinks
she had, but she was
obviously plastered.
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341. Yeah.
Why?
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342. She's been complaining
about the way we treated her.
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343. The way we treated her?
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344. Daddy said she was yelling
at some poor waitress about
the size of her juice glass.
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345. Actually, she's been
complaining about the way
I treated her.
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346. She's saying that I
took advantage of her.
That I touched her.
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347. Which I didn't.
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348. Of course you didn't.
In her dreams you touched her.
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349. So you'll vouch for the fact
that she was drunk
off her ass?
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350. Of course.
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351. Thank you.
Don't worry.
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352. Okay. Thank you.
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353. Bitch.
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354. Please tell me you've
taken care of this
screaming thing.
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355. It's starting to affect
Stinson's play.
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356. I have the fourth-floor tape
right here.
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357. This display will tell me...
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358. if there are any sounds
within the human
voice spectrum.
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359. All right.
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360. What?
This can't be.
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361. Sam, listen to this.
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362. Tell me that's not
what I think it is.
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363. It's a high-decibel rendition
of hide-the-salami.
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364. This couple's, like,
70 years old.
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365. So it's hide-the-aged-salami.
It is kind of disturbing.
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366. No, I think it's great.
More power to them.
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367. The problem is we can't tell
married folks not to have sex.
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368. And the Stinsons won't move.
So move the old couple.
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369. That's a good idea. Hey, wait.
Can you move them?
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370. I got something else
I'm working.
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371. No. You got something else?
No lie, Sam.
I got something else.
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372. Mike. All right. Fine.
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373. But you owe me. Like, huge.
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374. How about it for Gunther?
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376. Yeah.
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377. That's it.
That's what happened.
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378. You were both drunk.
Yeah.
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379. And due to your intoxication,
you fell asleep in the hallway
outside her room.
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380. Aren't you supposed to be
on my side?
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381. I believe she's lying
through her teeth, but I'm
paid to be a realist, Danny.
Copy !req
382. This is a classic:
He said, she said.
Copy !req
383. It's all gonna come down to
who's more credible
in front of a jury.
Copy !req
384. A jury?
Copy !req
385. If it gets that far,
and I don't think it will.
Copy !req
386. Nine times out of 10
these people are just here
for a monetary settlement.
Copy !req
387. No. I'm not giving this woman
a dime, okay?
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388. I'll go to trial if I have to.
Besides, she's some
corporate honcho anyway.
Copy !req
389. I mean, I don't see her
doing this for the money.
Copy !req
390. Maybe she's trying to make
her boyfriend jealous.
Copy !req
391. Maybe she's just
a vindictive bitch.
Copy !req
392. Ed kicked her
out of the casino.
Maybe that's it.
Copy !req
393. Don't worry.
I've dealt with crazies
like this before.
Copy !req
394. We're gonna go in.
We're gonna talk to...
Wait. We?
Copy !req
395. No. I walk in there with
a lawyer, it's gonna look like
I got something to hide.
Copy !req
396. No, it's gonna look like
you know your rights.
Copy !req
397. All right. Let me go
think about this.
Copy !req
398. What do you think, doc?
Copy !req
399. It's his word against hers.
They were both drunk.
Copy !req
400. I think there's
a pretty good chance
the D.A.'ll file charges.
Copy !req
401. I've never seen anything
like it, Ed.
Copy !req
402. This Monica Wells is
clean as a whistle.
Not even a parking ticket.
Copy !req
403. I tell you what.
Copy !req
404. Why don't you check
on her family,
anybody close to her.
Copy !req
405. Her family?
Mike, I just want information.
Copy !req
406. I'm not asking you, nor would
I ever ask you to do anything
illegal or unethical, okay?
Copy !req
407. Is Monica Wells the woman
who accused Danny?
Copy !req
408. Because if she is, I got
no problem doing whatever
needs to be done.
Copy !req
409. You won't have to do anything.
Just find out what you can.
Copy !req
410. All right.
All right.
Copy !req
411. Mr. Deline.
Yeah.
Copy !req
412. Someone left this
on the valet desk out front.
Copy !req
413. Thanks.
Copy !req
414. Mr. And Mrs. Socal?
Present.
Copy !req
415. I'm Samantha Marquez
with the Montecito.
Are you enjoying your stay?
Copy !req
416. Couldn't be better.
Wonderful.
Copy !req
417. I'm glad to hear that.
Copy !req
418. You know, we have
a special program here,
at the Montecito.
Copy !req
419. It's called
the "surprise upgrade."
Copy !req
420. Surprise.
Copy !req
421. Basically, what we do is
we select guests at random...
Copy !req
422. and we offer them
a free upgrade to a suite.
Copy !req
423. And dinner for two
at Mystique.
Wonderful.
Copy !req
424. I don't know, honey. I like
our room. And we'd have to
pack all our stuff.
Copy !req
425. No. You would never have to
do that. We have a bellman
to do that.
Copy !req
426. And we dry-clean
all of your things.
Copy !req
427. And you know those
plush Montecito robes?
Copy !req
428. We give you those.
Copy !req
429. Four, of course.
Copy !req
430. Couple for you,
couple for loved ones at home.
Copy !req
431. Sounds good to me.
Wonderful.
Copy !req
432. You can't really beat that.
Copy !req
433. All right, it's off.
You can take it.
Copy !req
434. All right, lunch, guys.
Good.
Copy !req
435. Hey guys. Have you tried
our Gunther burger?
It's on the house.
Copy !req
436. Had one yesterday. I think
we're gonna head over
to the food court.
Copy !req
437. Enjoy the food court.
Copy !req
438. Delinda, why did I listen
to this Paul Anka?
Copy !req
439. We knew there'd be
a little drop-off
after the grand opening.
Copy !req
440. But we have to give our
lunch business
a little time to grow.
Copy !req
441. Yeah, my reputation will fall
like a nicht gebaden soufflé.
Copy !req
442. You seem to be using
a lot more German these days.
Copy !req
443. Well, that's because you
make me all so ubergeschnappt.
Copy !req
444. Hey, sweetie.
Hey.
Copy !req
445. Thought I'd stop by
and try one of these
Gunther burgers.
Copy !req
446. Are you doing this
as a favor to me...
Copy !req
447. or did you hear
they were good?
Copy !req
448. Yeah, favor to you.
Okay. Great. Enjoy.
Copy !req
449. Thanks.
Copy !req
450. Hey, Delinda,
you got a minute?
Sure, why not?
Copy !req
451. Look, I was more than happy
to help you guys out...
Copy !req
452. but I tasted
one of your burgers.
Yeah.
Copy !req
453. I'm afraid you're gonna lose
more customers than you win
with those things.
Copy !req
454. I don't know,
maybe it's just me.
Copy !req
455. No. It's not just you.
That bad, huh?
Copy !req
456. Inedible.
Copy !req
457. Maybe he should
stick to the strudel.
Yeah, good idea.
Copy !req
458. Hello.
Good afternoon.
Copy !req
459. Thank you for coming in,
Mr. McCoy.
I wanted to.
Copy !req
460. And I want you to know that
it wasn't my idea
to have a lawyer here.
Copy !req
461. Kathy Berson.
I have nothing to hide.
Copy !req
462. Then this should be real easy.
Copy !req
463. Detective, my client and I
arrived here separately
and I was just wondering...
Copy !req
464. if we could take a minute
to discuss...
I don't need a minute.
Copy !req
465. In fact, I think
I should do this alone.
Danny?
Copy !req
466. Leave.
Copy !req
467. Leave.
Copy !req
468. This is a mistake.
Copy !req
469. Well, here I am.
Copy !req
470. You don't mind if I check you
for a wire, do you?
Copy !req
471. Yes, I do.
Copy !req
472. Take a hike, muscles.
Copy !req
473. I want to apologize
for my treatment
of that waitress.
Copy !req
474. She can't help the fact that
she's incompetent.
Copy !req
475. Your note said
you wanted to discuss
a settlement.
Copy !req
476. You know, Mr. Deline,
in my business experience
I have found that...
Copy !req
477. even the most antagonistic
interests can resolve
their conflicts if...
Copy !req
478. How much do you want?
Copy !req
479. I don't want money.
I want justice.
Copy !req
480. And when I called my company
to tell them I might
have to stay here...
Copy !req
481. to seek that justice,
I learned something
very interesting.
Copy !req
482. Something that could benefit
both of us.
Copy !req
483. You learned that
filing false charges
was a crime?
Copy !req
484. I don't see
how that benefits me.
Copy !req
485. I was told that you have
an influential relationship...
Copy !req
486. with the Malaysian government.
Copy !req
487. Actually, I was told you have
influential relationships
all over the world.
Copy !req
488. Who told you that?
Copy !req
489. You're not the only
ex-CIA spook working
for a major corporation.
Copy !req
490. Here's my proposal:
You help us get approval
for several projects...
Copy !req
491. in Kuala Lumpur
and my complaint against
Danny McCoy goes away.
Copy !req
492. It's a golden opportunity,
Mr. Deline. My complaint
is legitimate.
Copy !req
493. But I am willing to sacrifice
my dignity for the sake
of my company.
Copy !req
494. How very noble of you.
Copy !req
495. So?
Copy !req
496. So, I make
a couple of calls...
Copy !req
497. and you withdraw
your complaint.
Copy !req
498. Do we have a deal?
Copy !req
499. Not if you dragged
my naked body
over broken glass.
Copy !req
500. You watch out, sweetheart.
Copy !req
501. We're gonna start
getting serious.
Copy !req
502. Ed.
Hey, Mike.
Copy !req
503. I'm sorry I can't find
anything on Monica Wells.
Copy !req
504. I checked everywhere,
every database,
our off-the-books sources.
Copy !req
505. Take it easy.
He's gonna be okay.
Copy !req
506. To make Danny
go through this crap.
Copy !req
507. There's nothing else
we can do?
No. There's plenty we can do.
Copy !req
508. I'm not saying, you know,
breaking the law
or something...
Copy !req
509. We can bend it a little bit.
Copy !req
510. I guess you're right.
Don't worry.
He's not going to get hurt.
Copy !req
511. I hope not.
Copy !req
512. I'll catch you later.
All right.
Copy !req
513. Hey, it's Deline.
Copy !req
514. Look, I need a big favor.
Copy !req
515. No. It's personal.
Copy !req
516. Mr. Cannon?
Hey, Carmela. What's up?
Copy !req
517. Maybe it's nothing,
but one of the suites
on my floor...
Copy !req
518. I think they might have
some wild animal inside.
Copy !req
519. You should hear the sounds.
Can I stop you for a moment?
Copy !req
520. Sam, what's the Socals'
new room number?
Copy !req
521. Thank you. Would this be 5301?
Copy !req
522. There were other complaints?
I know the other guests
heard it.
Copy !req
523. It's old people making love.
Copy !req
524. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
525. No. It's okay.
I appreciate your concern.
Copy !req
526. In fact, I'm gonna put in
a good word for you...
Copy !req
527. with the head
of housekeeping, okay?
I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
528. Yeah. Don't worry about it.
It's just old folks
fornicating.
Copy !req
529. You shouldn't have
tossed Kathy Berson.
Copy !req
530. She can talk about protecting
my rights all she wants,
but we both know cops.
Copy !req
531. You walk in there with
a lawyer, they automatically
assume you're guilty.
Copy !req
532. Did Luis tell you when they're
gonna come down
with a decision?
Copy !req
533. Luis removed himself
from the case.
Copy !req
534. He thinks they're probably
gonna decide something soon.
Copy !req
535. This woman lies.
She makes up charges.
She damages my reputation.
Copy !req
536. I tell the truth,
I play by the rules...
Copy !req
537. I'm the one waiting
to find out if I'm
gonna be charged.
Copy !req
538. Look, if you are...
Copy !req
539. If we are, you better believe
there's going to be...
Copy !req
540. a lot of time, energy,
and money wasted
on my defense.
Copy !req
541. I think that we should
hit back.
Copy !req
542. Deal with this thing
the Vegas way. You know,
the old Vegas way.
Copy !req
543. I think that's a bad idea.
Copy !req
544. Come on, Ed. If this were you,
you wouldn't be
sitting around...
Copy !req
545. waiting for the cops to
make up their minds. You'd be
doing something.
Copy !req
546. I think we should run
a background check.
I already did. She's clean.
Copy !req
547. Yeah.
Copy !req
548. Detective Jernigan.
Copy !req
549. This is Danny.
Copy !req
550. I understand.
Copy !req
551. All right, I'll be down
before 5:00.
Copy !req
552. What?
Copy !req
553. They're filing charges.
Copy !req
554. You want me to go down
with you?
Copy !req
555. No, I'm fine.
Copy !req
556. Greg, it's Deline. Let's go.
Copy !req
557. Mr. And Mrs. Socal?
I'm Mike Cannon,
with the Montecito.
Copy !req
558. I understand my colleague
Sam Marquez upgraded you
to a suite.
Copy !req
559. Yes. It's spectacular.
Copy !req
560. Wonderful.
And so is she.
Copy !req
561. Wonderful.
Copy !req
562. She speaks very highly
of you as well.
Copy !req
563. In fact, our mansion
just opened up...
Copy !req
564. and you guys seem like
such nice folks, we thought
we should move you over there.
Copy !req
565. A mansion?
Most people don't even know
we have it.
Copy !req
566. It's at the back of
the property. It's an actual
free-standing mansion...
Copy !req
567. totally isolated
from the other guest rooms.
Copy !req
568. That's not necessary.
The suite is more than enough.
Copy !req
569. Hey. The Montecito's all about
exceeding expectations.
Copy !req
570. So I will have a bellman
collect your things
right away, okay?
Copy !req
571. Mike. Yeah.
Copy !req
572. You folks have been so nice
to us. I hope you haven't
gotten any complaints.
Copy !req
573. Complaints?
Copy !req
574. I've just started
taking these...
Copy !req
575. and the combination of
a kick-in-the-pants for me...
Copy !req
576. and being here in Vegas has
pretty much turned Suzy
into a wild animal.
Copy !req
577. What do you think, honey?
Wonderful.
Copy !req
578. Every time,
screaming like a banshee.
Copy !req
579. I just thought, maybe some of
the other guests
might have complained.
Copy !req
580. No complaints.
Copy !req
581. Want to try one? I got plenty.
Copy !req
582. Thanks anyway.
I know you don't need them...
Copy !req
583. but a guy your age, your
girlfriend will be able to do
chin-ups on your shwanz.
Copy !req
584. I appreciate your offer,
but I am cool.
Copy !req
585. You enjoy the mansion.
Copy !req
586. Okay?
Okay.
Copy !req
587. No, this is no good.
Copy !req
588. We will blame Benito.
Copy !req
589. Gunther, it's my fault.
I was wrong.
Copy !req
590. Lunch at Mystique...
It's definitely not
a good idea.
Copy !req
591. Yeah. But maybe you can
make it up to me
in some special way.
Copy !req
592. We will raise our
dinner prices and change
our waitress outfits.
Copy !req
593. Delinda, the outfits,
the lunch...
Copy !req
594. these are not matters
for a chef of stardom
to concern.
Copy !req
595. Tiffany, could you come here,
please?
Copy !req
596. Thank you.
Copy !req
597. A tuxedo?
Copy !req
598. It's body paint, Gunther.
Copy !req
599. Yeah, this is
a very good idea.
I think so, too.
Copy !req
600. Are those buttons?
Copy !req
601. Well, hi.
Copy !req
602. Changed your mind.
Yeah.
Copy !req
603. I had a feeling that you
wouldn't want to put your
handsome young protégé...
Copy !req
604. through the humiliation
of a trial.
Copy !req
605. I called Malaysia and that
deal that you were
working on...
Copy !req
606. it's not gonna happen.
Copy !req
607. And the two projects
in Taiwan and South Africa...
Copy !req
608. I'm afraid they're dead.
Copy !req
609. They've already been approved.
Copy !req
610. I guess they've been
unapproved.
Copy !req
611. Don't kid yourself,
Mr. Deline.
You don't scare me.
Copy !req
612. Is that a new experience
for you?
Copy !req
613. That co-op that you were
about to close on
in New York...
Copy !req
614. that, too, has been
unapproved.
Copy !req
615. Apparently, the board
of directors, they had
a change of heart.
Copy !req
616. I mean, go figure.
Copy !req
617. And you'll be
receiving a letter
from Briarcliff Country Club.
Copy !req
618. That would be tomorrow.
Copy !req
619. I think they're gonna ask
for your resignation.
Copy !req
620. You expect me to believe that?
No. Not at all.
Copy !req
621. I'd just make some calls
and find out.
Copy !req
622. Hell, you know what,
I'm not even sure...
Copy !req
623. that your credit cards
are any good anymore.
Copy !req
624. I'll see you in court.
You've got one hour.
Copy !req
625. Turn to your left.
Copy !req
626. Okay, over here.
Copy !req
627. Put your left hand on the pad.
Like that?
Copy !req
628. Leave it there. Don't move.
Copy !req
629. This way. Come on.
Take it easy.
Copy !req
630. Hey. Where is he?
Copy !req
631. Processing.
When's the arraignment?
Copy !req
632. I'll try to get him in
as soon as I can...
Copy !req
633. and, don't worry,
the judge'll R.O.R. Him.
Copy !req
634. Hey.
Copy !req
635. Wait here, please.
Copy !req
636. I guess I do need
a lawyer now.
Copy !req
637. Danny, if we have to negotiate
something, I mean, it's not
the end of the world.
Copy !req
638. Mr. McCoy. Ms. Wells just
called and decided to
withdraw her complaint.
Copy !req
639. And told the D.A.
That she wouldn't testify.
Copy !req
640. The charge has been dropped.
You are free to go.
Copy !req
641. That's great.
Copy !req
642. Detective, you and I have
a little paperwork to do.
Copy !req
643. What?
Copy !req
644. How are you?
Good. Thanks.
Copy !req
645. I told you the system
would work.
Copy !req
646. The system or your system?
Copy !req
647. If you weren't just
sitting around waiting,
I want to thank you.
Copy !req
648. Nothing to thank me for.
Copy !req
649. What did you do?
Copy !req
650. Ed?
Copy !req
651. What did you do?
You ever hear of deniability?
Copy !req
652. If you're anywhere
near this thing, she'll
accuse you of blackmail...
Copy !req
653. obstruction of justice.
She could accuse you, too.
Copy !req
654. No. Look, I got a way
with people.
Copy !req
655. They find me
extremely likeable.
Copy !req
656. Really. I didn't know that.
Copy !req
657. Is Stinson happy?
Ecstatic. How are the Socals?
Copy !req
658. Yeah, I know they're happy
about their sex-a-thon.
Copy !req
659. I don't want to hear
anymore about it.
Copy !req
660. I can't see them complaining
about getting bumped...
Copy !req
661. from a $99-a-night
Internet special to
a $10,000-a-night mansion.
Copy !req
662. You ever try those?
Copy !req
663. What?
Pills.
Copy !req
664. The ones Socal's taking?
Copy !req
665. I know you don't need them.
Copy !req
666. I'm just saying sometimes
young guys take them for fun.
Copy !req
667. A four-hour erection is fun?
Yes. Sounds fun to me.
Copy !req
668. Hey, Ed and Danny are back.
Copy !req
669. What the hell's going on
over there?
Copy !req
670. Sure. Thanks.
Copy !req
671. Young lady.
Copy !req
672. Can I help you, Mr. Deline?
Copy !req
673. I was just checking.
Just checking.
That's all, thanks.
Copy !req
674. Okay.
Copy !req
675. Delinda.
Copy !req
676. I do like
a double-breasted tuxedo.
Copy !req
677. Put some clothes
on those girls right now.
Copy !req
678. Daddy, it's body paint.
They're more covered than...
Copy !req
679. This is not a debate.
Put clothes on the girls.
Copy !req
680. Okay.
Copy !req
681. I think it's a good idea.
Copy !req
682. Me, too.
Copy !req
683. Johnny.
Copy !req
684. Is that the girl
from the other night?
Copy !req
685. Lisa. She applied
for a job. Hey.
Copy !req
686. I thought later on, you know,
we could maybe...
Copy !req
687. Hey.
Hi.
Copy !req
688. You remember me?
I was talking to her.
Copy !req
689. Yes. Of course.
Put this on now.
Copy !req
690. Can you put this on? Thanks.
Copy !req
691. Thanks, buddy.
I just want to
apologize for the...
Copy !req
692. Hold on. Here, let me.
Copy !req
693. You know what, here.
Copy !req
694. Why don't you go ahead
and just wipe
before it smears.
Copy !req
695. I don't think that...
Copy !req
696. Can you put this on?
Sure.
Copy !req
697. Tiffany, put this on.
Copy !req
698. What?
Copy !req
699. No shirts!
Copy !req
700. Danny.
Copy !req
701. Danny!
Copy !req
702. Danny, tell them to stop.
Copy !req
703. No. I'm off duty.
Copy !req
704. Danny. Do something.
Copy !req
705. No shirts!
Copy !req
706. No shirts!
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