1. Do you like ChocoChunks?
I love ChocoChunks.Copy !req
2. I'm not kidding you. I've had whole
meals of nothing but ChocoChunks.Copy !req
3. Me, too. Really?Copy !req
4. Danny.Copy !req
5. Delinda. Hey, baby. You
got to meet my friend, Lisa.Copy !req
6. Lisa, this is my friend Delinda. Hi.Copy !req
7. I need you... She likes ChocoChunks.Copy !req
8. I am thrilled that you two have so
much in common but I need you to focus.Copy !req
9. We do. Danny.Copy !req
10. What?Copy !req
11. I need you to escort
that woman to her room.Copy !req
12. No. I'm off duty.Copy !req
13. Danny. It'll take security...
No. I'm not working right now.Copy !req
14. at least 10 minutes to get
here and I don't want some...Copy !req
15. drunk passed out on my couch. Please.Copy !req
16. Please, as a favor to me.
I'm a little drunk.Copy !req
17. Really?Copy !req
18. Okay. I love you.Copy !req
19. I'll be right back.Copy !req
20. Miss.Copy !req
21. Hey.Copy !req
22. I'm going to take you up to your room.Copy !req
23. Sounds good to me.Copy !req
24. No. I'm with the Montecito.Copy !req
25. I'm not on duty, but I'm gonna
help you up to your room.Copy !req
26. Up.Copy !req
27. Okay, have a good night.
Drink lots of coffee.Copy !req
28. Okay. You are making this very difficult.Copy !req
29. I'm not making it hard?Copy !req
30. Maybe some other time. Okay?
You should go to bed.Copy !req
31. Well, all right.Copy !req
32. But I can't take this dress off by
myself, so you're gonna have to help me.Copy !req
33. Unzip it.Copy !req
34. Okay. I'll unzip it, but then I have to go.Copy !req
35. Take it off.Copy !req
36. Come on. I'm feeling a little dizzy.Copy !req
37. Okay.Copy !req
38. No. I'm...Copy !req
39. I don't think that this is a very good idea.Copy !req
40. I sleep naked.Copy !req
41. I gotta go.Copy !req
42. Way to be tough, Danny.Copy !req
43. Or did I just waste
a perfectly good opportunity?Copy !req
44. Nah.Copy !req
45. So rude.Copy !req
46. I'm okay.Copy !req
47. Let me sit down for a minute.Copy !req
48. Jesus.Copy !req
49. Is that Danny?Copy !req
50. Danny.Copy !req
51. Mikey.Copy !req
52. Dude, what is going on? How you doing?Copy !req
53. You're here sleeping in the
third-floor corridor. Come on.Copy !req
54. I'm not sleeping...Copy !req
55. Okay. I get a pretty good idea
about what's going on.Copy !req
56. I bet she put that in there.Copy !req
57. Yeah. She must've done
a lot of things. Get up, man.Copy !req
58. You ought to be more careful.Copy !req
59. First off, doing a guest is dangerous,
and second, I saw you up in surveillance.Copy !req
60. If Big Ed had seen you...
Nothing happened.Copy !req
61. Cool. That's the story we'll go with.Copy !req
62. If we got to do anything that
involves moving my head...Copy !req
63. or looking at light, forget it.Copy !req
64. I'm not doing it.Copy !req
65. Hair of the dog, man.
Tomato juice and beer.Copy !req
66. So, you gonna tell me what
really happened with that chick?Copy !req
67. I told you. Nothing.Copy !req
68. Was she hot?Copy !req
69. I don't know.Copy !req
70. You tell me. That's her.Copy !req
71. That's it?Copy !req
72. I'm sorry, I thought
you ordered tomato juice.Copy !req
73. Don't be a smart-ass.
I meant the size of the glass.Copy !req
74. If you'd like a different glass...Copy !req
75. You think a healthy glass
of tomato juice is that small?Copy !req
76. Use your brain if you have one.Copy !req
77. Excuse me. I'm Ed Deline.
I'm President of Operations.Copy !req
78. I'm sorry, I couldn't help but overhear.Copy !req
79. Mr. Deline, I'm...
No. Penny, it's just fine now.Copy !req
80. Why don't you get the young
lady another glass of tomato juice.Copy !req
81. A larger one. Okay.Copy !req
82. You ought to fire her.
Are you a guest here?Copy !req
83. Monica Wells. Moncor
Construction. Of course you are.Copy !req
84. I am C.E.O. Of one of the largest
construction and engineering concerns...Copy !req
85. in the world, Mr. Deline. I
expect a certain level of service.Copy !req
86. Your waitress is a moron. A moron?Copy !req
87. Despite the fact that you're a guest
here, I would very much appreciate it...Copy !req
88. if you'd try to treat our
employees with just a little respect.Copy !req
89. The juice is on us. Thanks, Penny.Copy !req
90. If she worked for me, I'd
fire her. Well, thank you.Copy !req
91. Enjoy your stay.Copy !req
92. Well, here's Ed.
Ed, you remember Don Stinson.Copy !req
93. Sure do. How you doing? Good.Copy !req
94. Sam taking good care of you? She
get you back into your regular suite?Copy !req
95. Yeah. She came
through, as usual. Great.Copy !req
96. We're all set. Good.Copy !req
97. But there is one thing. I
didn't want to make a big deal.Copy !req
98. No. Don't be silly.
Don brought his daughter.Copy !req
99. Megan. She's four now.
That's a great age.Copy !req
100. I remember when Delinda
was four. I think.Copy !req
101. That's nice.Copy !req
102. Megan said she heard
a screaming woman...Copy !req
103. on the other side of her
bedroom wall last night.Copy !req
104. Now, I know she's just a little kid, but...Copy !req
105. No. I told him we'd handle it.
Yeah. We sure will.Copy !req
106. We'll make sure everything's okay.Copy !req
107. Thank you. You enjoy your stay.Copy !req
108. Thanks. See you later.Copy !req
109. - Ed's all right.
- Yo, Mike.Copy !req
110. Gunther.Copy !req
111. Gunther!Copy !req
112. Yeah, I'm coming, Miss D.Copy !req
113. You smell the aroma, no, huh?Copy !req
114. I smell our revenues going south.Copy !req
115. Yeah, well, please try. This is my
new terrine of veal loin and scrod...Copy !req
116. with the Henry Sauce,
of course. Here, now.Copy !req
117. There we go. It's good, no?Copy !req
118. Really, your food is great,
Gunther. That is not the problem.Copy !req
119. Okay.Copy !req
120. The problem is our costs are going up.Copy !req
121. But since we're already sold out
every night, our meal count isn't.Copy !req
122. So, we can either raise our prices...Copy !req
123. and sacrifice a lot of
our expense-account business...Copy !req
124. You know, you look so lovely
today. May I watch you take a bath?Copy !req
125. Or we can start serving lunch.Copy !req
126. Lunch? Lunch.Copy !req
127. Fine restaurants do not serve lunch.Copy !req
128. I think we should. I mean, this
place sits empty 12 hours a day.Copy !req
129. We are under-utilizing our facilities.Copy !req
130. No. Do not talk to Gunther about lunch.Copy !req
131. My good friend, my dear
friend, Paul Anka has returned...Copy !req
132. and I must make the special
plum strudel for his dressing room.Copy !req
133. Benito. You can talk to the
gypsy boy here about lunch.Copy !req
134. You see this here? This is not for lunch.Copy !req
135. I've already reminded you
once, Ms. Wells.Copy !req
136. Players aren't allowed to touch the cards.Copy !req
137. What difference does it make?
It doesn't change them.Copy !req
138. I'm not cheating. House rules.Copy !req
139. For $500 a hand, I should be
able to touch a card.Copy !req
140. Ms. Wells, if you can't
abide by our gaming...Copy !req
141. I'll abide by them as soon as
someone gives me a logical explanation.Copy !req
142. Security at Table 6.Copy !req
143. What is it with this place?Copy !req
144. Is no one trained
to give a straight answer?Copy !req
145. Well. Yes, I am.Copy !req
146. Here we go again.
How can I be of service?Copy !req
147. Ms. Wells objects to our rule prohibiting
physical contact with the cards.Copy !req
148. That is the rule. Why?Copy !req
149. Most importantly because I said
so. Is that straight enough for you?Copy !req
150. Everything okay?
No. I got it, Danny. Thanks.Copy !req
151. He works for you, too? Yes.Copy !req
152. He's as bad as the rest. Worse.Copy !req
153. Ms. Wells, I think it's time
you left the casino.Copy !req
154. Screw you. Thank you.
Also vacate the property.Copy !req
155. You're throwing me out? Yes, I am. Greg.Copy !req
156. You are making a big mistake.Copy !req
157. You are no longer welcome
at the Montecito. Ever.Copy !req
158. Greg, would you escort
this lady up to her room...Copy !req
159. have her pack her belongings,
and escort her off the property.Copy !req
160. Don't touch me.Copy !req
161. Thanks.Copy !req
162. Paul. Welcome back.Copy !req
163. Delinda. How are you?Copy !req
164. Great. How are you?
Good. Good to see you.Copy !req
165. How was the strudel Gunther
sent over? It's the best.Copy !req
166. I know. You know he really
likes you. Respects your opinion.Copy !req
167. Well, he and I go way back. In
fact, I invested in his first place in LA.Copy !req
168. Really.Copy !req
169. Listen, Paul, could you suggest to
him that Mystique start serving lunch?Copy !req
170. I'd be really grateful. Lunch?Copy !req
171. Yeah. We need to
increase our revenues...Copy !req
172. and Gunther thinks
that lunch is beneath him.Copy !req
173. He'll listen to you. Well.Copy !req
174. Nothing wrong with lunch.
I eat it every day.Copy !req
175. Great. Just tell him that. You got it.Copy !req
176. Sign here, please.Copy !req
177. You will be hearing from my lawyer.Copy !req
178. Not if he has a degree, I won't.Copy !req
179. He'll tell you I can deny
service to any jerk that I'd like to.Copy !req
180. Not about this.Copy !req
181. Last night, your underling, Danny,
I think that's what you called him...Copy !req
182. forced me to perform a sex
act on him and he groped me.Copy !req
183. You are pathetic.Copy !req
184. I want a formal apology.
I want world peace.Copy !req
185. If you're not interested,
I'm sure the police will be.Copy !req
186. Greg.Copy !req
187. Would you get her out of here? Let's go.Copy !req
188. - It's a complete lie.
- I believe you.Copy !req
189. I just thought it better that I hear
it from you what really happened.Copy !req
190. What happened was nothing.Copy !req
191. This woman, Monica, I didn't
even know what her name was...Copy !req
192. was drunk off of her ass in Mystique.Copy !req
193. You can ask Delinda.
She'll tell you. I will.Copy !req
194. So, anyway, she's drunk
off her... In Mystique.Copy !req
195. Yes. And Delinda asked me
to get her out of the club...Copy !req
196. and to take her up to her room, so I did.Copy !req
197. On the way up there,
she starts coming on to me...Copy !req
198. and then tells me that she
can't sleep in her clothes...Copy !req
199. and can I help her take off her dress...Copy !req
200. because she'll pass out
if she tries to do it herself.Copy !req
201. So, I help her out of her dress.
That's it. Then I left. Nothing happened.Copy !req
202. I didn't grope her and I definitely
didn't force her to do anything.Copy !req
203. What the hell is this?Copy !req
204. She's a C.E.O. Of some big
construction company.Copy !req
205. She's probably never been
rejected by a hotel or a guy.Copy !req
206. So to get back at us she
makes up some stupid threat.Copy !req
207. That's it. Listen, do me a favor and relax.Copy !req
208. She's probably gonna figure out she
made this big mistake and that's that.Copy !req
209. Hey. What'd you find on the
screaming next to Stinson's room?Copy !req
210. Nothing. His daughter
heard it again today.Copy !req
211. The people in the room next to
Megan are a nice elderly couple.Copy !req
212. Everything looks very normal.Copy !req
213. Maybe they had their TV cranked up
really loud, watching some horror movie.Copy !req
214. No. Megan's positive it came
from a real person.Copy !req
215. Come on, Sam. You know how
kids are. And Megan's what, four?Copy !req
216. Okay. Mr. Stinson is convinced
his daughter didn't make it up.Copy !req
217. She wasn't dreaming it.
It wasn't on the TV.Copy !req
218. Does that mean we're convinced?Copy !req
219. Michael, this is a service business.Copy !req
220. We do not debate the merits
of service. We provide it.Copy !req
221. I tell you what. I will set up some audio
recording equipment outside their room.Copy !req
222. Meantime, why don't you just
move them to a different suite?Copy !req
223. No. He doesn't want to move.
It's his lucky suite. I know.Copy !req
224. Who cares how it traumatizes his
daughter? Please stop the screaming.Copy !req
225. I'm on it. No more screaming.Copy !req
226. Thank you.Copy !req
227. Delinda.Copy !req
228. I have been inspired
for a name for my new terrine.Copy !req
229. It will be my Terrine
Die Brandung und Der Rasen...Copy !req
230. my surf and turf terrine.Copy !req
231. I like this. This is a good one.Copy !req
232. There's my good friend, Paul Anka.Copy !req
233. Good to see you. Hey, Delinda.Copy !req
234. Paul, good to see you.
You enjoyed my strudel, no?Copy !req
235. Delicious. It got me thinking, Gunther.Copy !req
236. I'm always performing
when you guys are open.Copy !req
237. And so, what can we do for to
please my good friend, Paul Anka?Copy !req
238. Why don't you start serving lunch?Copy !req
239. Come on, Gunther. It would be great.
And you know what you should serve?Copy !req
240. Burgers. Burgers.Copy !req
241. Burgers. Burgers.Copy !req
242. Great idea. Burgers.Copy !req
243. Most people do not know what a funny
comedian is my good friend, Paul Anka.Copy !req
244. I'm serious, Gunth. Think about it.Copy !req
245. Master Chef Gunther's take
on the all-American burger...Copy !req
246. with your own special twist.Copy !req
247. You know, most people would be too
surprised by what Gunther would do...Copy !req
248. with this sad little sandwich.Copy !req
249. You start serving lunch, I
will sing at the grand opening.Copy !req
250. Danny.Copy !req
251. Luis, what's going on?Copy !req
252. I didn't wanna call you from the
station. I wanted to talk to you privately.Copy !req
253. What's going on?Copy !req
254. A woman named Monica Wells came
in and filed a complaint against you.Copy !req
255. Unbelievable.Copy !req
256. She's claiming forced oral
copulation in her hotel room.Copy !req
257. That never happened.
Okay, this woman is a liar.Copy !req
258. This is what everybody
downtown figures.Copy !req
259. But you know how these things work.Copy !req
260. She files a complaint,
we've got to investigate.Copy !req
261. She's psychotic, Luis. Ed had to
throw this woman out of the casino.Copy !req
262. Someone will be coming over
to get your statement...Copy !req
263. so if you need some time to
prepare... Prepare for what?Copy !req
264. You prepare when you need
to make up an alibi.Copy !req
265. I didn't do anything. You
know that's not what I mean.Copy !req
266. I'm just giving you a heads up.Copy !req
267. I know. All right. Okay. Thanks.Copy !req
268. Hey, I thought you went home.Copy !req
269. Monica Wells filed a complaint
against me.Copy !req
270. I'm sorry, son.Copy !req
271. I've seen this crap happen a lot
of times. Trust me, it'll go away.Copy !req
272. Cops will look into it. They'll
see there's nothing there.Copy !req
273. You should know that
when all this stuff happened...Copy !req
274. I had a little bit too much to drink, too.Copy !req
275. How little?Copy !req
276. Well, I was more together
than she was, I think...Copy !req
277. but I passed out in the
hallway, outside the room.Copy !req
278. So you got drunk...Copy !req
279. and you escorted a guest,
a woman, to her room?Copy !req
280. Do you know how stupid that is?Copy !req
281. Delinda asked me
to take her up to her room.Copy !req
282. Then Delinda is stupid.Copy !req
283. You do not get drunk on hotel property.Copy !req
284. You do not fall asleep
or pass out in a hallway.Copy !req
285. You're Head of Security.
Listen, if you want to get drunk...Copy !req
286. go downtown to some joint with the
rest of them punks, or a strip club...Copy !req
287. where somebody can't see you.Copy !req
288. Ed, I'm sorry. Yeah, I know you are.Copy !req
289. I mean, you put the Montecito at risk
and you embarrassed the hell out of me.Copy !req
290. Go see Kathy Berson, all right?Copy !req
291. The lawyer? Yes.Copy !req
292. The complaint involves
the Montecito property...Copy !req
293. with a Montecito employee.Copy !req
294. Okay.Copy !req
295. No matter how this looks, you
gotta believe that I didn't do it.Copy !req
296. I know that.Copy !req
297. But we're not talking about
what you didn't do.Copy !req
298. We are talking about what
you did do. Now go see Kathy.Copy !req
299. All right.Copy !req
300. - Send me Mike.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
301. What's up, boss?
What are you working on?Copy !req
302. Those fourth-floor screams.
You know, Mr. Stinson's daughter.Copy !req
303. I need you to do
a background check on this...Copy !req
304. broad I tossed out of here
this morning, a Monica Wells.Copy !req
305. She's a real pain in the ass.Copy !req
306. Anything specific you're
looking for? Yeah. Leverage.Copy !req
307. You know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
308. I got you.Copy !req
309. Hey. Hey, Mikey, what's up?Copy !req
310. I'm on my way to pick up
the audiotape on fourth...Copy !req
311. get to the bottom
of the mysterious screams.Copy !req
312. Yeah, I forgot about that.Copy !req
313. You okay? Fine.Copy !req
314. That chick from the other night...Copy !req
315. filed a complaint against me.Copy !req
316. The one with the bra? Yeah.Copy !req
317. She claims that I forced myself on her.Copy !req
318. You gotta be kidding me.
A freaking joke is what it is.Copy !req
319. And when I get these charges dropped...Copy !req
320. I'm going to sue her ass
for defamation of character.Copy !req
321. This... So you know the
cops are gonna want to...Copy !req
322. talk to you about finding me
passed out in the hallway.Copy !req
323. What did you say?
I haven't talked to them.Copy !req
324. 'Cause I don't need to mention the bra.Copy !req
325. You don't see it
on the surveillance footage.Copy !req
326. In the hallway the other night,
did I mention anything to you...Copy !req
327. about anything that I
might have done? No.Copy !req
328. Because I'm pretty sure
that nothing happened.Copy !req
329. I'm almost certain, almost. Listen.Copy !req
330. When I got there, first thing
you said, "nothing happened."Copy !req
331. Good.Copy !req
332. Because nothing did. Just tell
the truth. Everything will be cool.Copy !req
333. This is B.S., Danny.Copy !req
334. Big lunch opening day, huh?Copy !req
335. Yeah, I'm a little nervous.Copy !req
336. Paul Anka'll draw a crowd, but
Gunther's being very secretive...Copy !req
337. about his burger recipe.Copy !req
338. I'm sure it'll be fine.Copy !req
339. Listen, you remember that girl you had me
take up to her room a couple of nights ago?Copy !req
340. Yeah, the drunk. You remember
how many drinks she had?Copy !req
341. I didn't see how many drinks she
had, but she was obviously plastered.Copy !req
342. Yeah. Why?Copy !req
343. She's been complaining
about the way we treated her.Copy !req
344. The way we treated her?Copy !req
345. Daddy said she was yelling at some poor
waitress about the size of her juice glass.Copy !req
346. Actually, she's been complaining
about the way I treated her.Copy !req
347. She's saying that I took
advantage of her. That I touched her.Copy !req
348. Which I didn't.Copy !req
349. Of course you didn't.
In her dreams you touched her.Copy !req
350. So you'll vouch for the fact
that she was drunk off her ass?Copy !req
351. Of course.Copy !req
352. Thank you. Don't worry.Copy !req
353. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
354. Bitch.Copy !req
355. Please tell me you've taken
care of this screaming thing.Copy !req
356. It's starting to affect Stinson's play.Copy !req
357. I have the fourth-floor tape right here.Copy !req
358. This display will tell me...Copy !req
359. if there are any sounds within
the human voice spectrum.Copy !req
360. All right.Copy !req
361. What? This can't be.Copy !req
362. Sam, listen to this.Copy !req
363. Tell me that's not what I think it is.Copy !req
364. It's a high-decibel rendition
of hide-the-salami.Copy !req
365. This couple's, like, 70 years old.Copy !req
366. So it's hide-the-aged-salami.
It is kind of disturbing.Copy !req
367. No, I think it's great.
More power to them.Copy !req
368. The problem is we can't tell
married folks not to have sex.Copy !req
369. And the Stinsons won't move.
So move the old couple.Copy !req
370. That's a good idea. Hey, wait.
Can you move them?Copy !req
371. I got something else I'm working.Copy !req
372. No. You got something else?
No lie, Sam. I got something else.Copy !req
373. Mike. All right. Fine.Copy !req
374. But you owe me. Like, huge.Copy !req
375. How about it for Gunther?Copy !req
376. All right.Copy !req
377. Yeah.Copy !req
378. That's it. That's what happened.Copy !req
379. You were both drunk. Yeah.Copy !req
380. And due to your intoxication, you fell
asleep in the hallway outside her room.Copy !req
381. Aren't you supposed to be on my side?Copy !req
382. I believe she's lying through her
teeth, but I'm paid to be a realist, Danny.Copy !req
383. This is a classic: He said, she said.Copy !req
384. It's all gonna come down to
who's more credible in front of a jury.Copy !req
385. A jury?Copy !req
386. If it gets that far, and I don't think it will.Copy !req
387. Nine times out of 10 these people
are just here for a monetary settlement.Copy !req
388. No. I'm not giving this woman
a dime, okay?Copy !req
389. I'll go to trial if I have to. Besides,
she's some corporate honcho anyway.Copy !req
390. I mean, I don't see her
doing this for the money.Copy !req
391. Any idea as to why she is doing
it? I don't know. That's the thing.Copy !req
392. Maybe she's trying to make
her boyfriend jealous.Copy !req
393. Maybe she's just a vindictive bitch.Copy !req
394. Ed kicked her out of the
casino. Maybe that's it.Copy !req
395. Don't worry. I've dealt
with crazies like this before.Copy !req
396. We're gonna go in. We're
gonna talk to... Wait. We?Copy !req
397. No. I walk in there with a lawyer, it's
gonna look like I got something to hide.Copy !req
398. No, it's gonna look like
you know your rights.Copy !req
399. All right. Let me go think about this.Copy !req
400. What do you think, doc?Copy !req
401. It's his word against hers.
They were both drunk.Copy !req
402. I think there's a pretty good
chance the D.A.'ll file charges.Copy !req
403. I've never seen anything like it, Ed.Copy !req
404. This Monica Wells is clean as a
whistle. Not even a parking ticket.Copy !req
405. I tell you what.Copy !req
406. Why don't you check on her
family, anybody close to her.Copy !req
407. Her family? Mike, I just want information.Copy !req
408. I'm not asking you, nor would I ever ask you
to do anything illegal or unethical, okay?Copy !req
409. Is Monica Wells the woman
who accused Danny?Copy !req
410. Because if she is, I got no problem
doing whatever needs to be done.Copy !req
411. You won't have to do anything.
Just find out what you can.Copy !req
412. All right. All right.Copy !req
413. Mr. Deline. Yeah.Copy !req
414. Someone left this
on the valet desk out front.Copy !req
415. Thanks.Copy !req
416. Mr. And Mrs. Socal? Present.Copy !req
417. I'm Samantha Marquez with the
Montecito. Are you enjoying your stay?Copy !req
418. Couldn't be better. Wonderful.Copy !req
419. I'm glad to hear that.Copy !req
420. You know, we have a special
program here, at the Montecito.Copy !req
421. It's called the "surprise upgrade."Copy !req
422. Surprise.Copy !req
423. Basically, what we do is
we select guests at random...Copy !req
424. and we offer them
a free upgrade to a suite.Copy !req
425. And dinner for two at
Mystique. Wonderful.Copy !req
426. I don't know, honey. I like our room.
And we'd have to pack all our stuff.Copy !req
427. No. You would never have to do
that. We have a bellman to do that.Copy !req
428. And we dry-clean all of your things.Copy !req
429. And you know those
plush Montecito robes?Copy !req
430. We give you those.Copy !req
431. Four, of course.Copy !req
432. Couple for you,
couple for loved ones at home.Copy !req
433. Sounds good to me. Wonderful.Copy !req
434. You can't really beat that.Copy !req
435. All right, it's off. You can take it.Copy !req
436. - All right, lunch, guys.
- Good.Copy !req
437. Hey guys. Have you tried our
Gunther burger? It's on the house.Copy !req
438. Had one yesterday. I think we're
gonna head over to the food court.Copy !req
439. Enjoy the food court.Copy !req
440. Delinda, why did I listen
to this Paul Anka?Copy !req
441. We knew there'd be a little
drop-off after the grand opening.Copy !req
442. But we have to give our lunch
business a little time to grow.Copy !req
443. Yeah, my reputation will fall
like a nicht gebaden soufflé.Copy !req
444. You seem to be using
a lot more German these days.Copy !req
445. Well, that's because you
make me all so ubergeschnappt.Copy !req
446. Hey, sweetie. Hey.Copy !req
447. Thought I'd stop by and try
one of these Gunther burgers.Copy !req
448. Are you doing this as a favor to me...Copy !req
449. or did you hear they were good?Copy !req
450. Yeah, favor to you. Okay. Great. Enjoy.Copy !req
451. Thanks.Copy !req
452. Hey, Delinda, you got a
minute? Sure, why not?Copy !req
453. Look, I was more than happy
to help you guys out...Copy !req
454. but I tasted one of your burgers. Yeah.Copy !req
455. I'm afraid you're gonna lose more
customers than you win with those things.Copy !req
456. I don't know, maybe it's just me.Copy !req
457. No. It's not just you. That bad, huh?Copy !req
458. Inedible.Copy !req
459. Maybe he should stick to
the strudel. Yeah, good idea.Copy !req
460. Hello. Good afternoon.Copy !req
461. Thank you for coming
in, Mr. McCoy. I wanted to.Copy !req
462. And I want you to know that it
wasn't my idea to have a lawyer here.Copy !req
463. Kathy Berson. I have nothing to hide.Copy !req
464. Then this should be real easy.Copy !req
465. Detective, my client and I arrived here
separately and I was just wondering...Copy !req
466. if we could take a minute to
discuss... I don't need a minute.Copy !req
467. In fact, I think I should
do this alone. Danny?Copy !req
468. Leave.Copy !req
469. Leave.Copy !req
470. This is a mistake.Copy !req
471. Well, here I am.Copy !req
472. You don't mind if I check you
for a wire, do you?Copy !req
473. Yes, I do.Copy !req
474. Take a hike, muscles.Copy !req
475. I want to apologize for my
treatment of that waitress.Copy !req
476. She can't help the fact that
she's incompetent.Copy !req
477. Your note said you wanted
to discuss a settlement.Copy !req
478. You know, Mr. Deline, in my
business experience I have found that...Copy !req
479. even the most antagonistic
interests can resolve their conflicts if...Copy !req
480. How much do you want?Copy !req
481. I don't want money. I want justice.Copy !req
482. And when I called my company to
tell them I might have to stay here...Copy !req
483. to seek that justice, I learned
something very interesting.Copy !req
484. Something that could benefit both of us.Copy !req
485. You learned that filing
false charges was a crime?Copy !req
486. I don't see how that benefits me.Copy !req
487. I was told that you have
an influential relationship...Copy !req
488. with the Malaysian government.Copy !req
489. Actually, I was told you have influential
relationships all over the world.Copy !req
490. Who told you that?Copy !req
491. You're not the only ex-CIA spook
working for a major corporation.Copy !req
492. Here's my proposal: Ou help us
get approval for several projects...Copy !req
493. in Kuala Lumpur and my complaint
against Danny McCoy goes away.Copy !req
494. It's a golden opportunity,
Mr. Deline. My complaint is legitimate.Copy !req
495. But I am willing to sacrifice my
dignity for the sake of my company.Copy !req
496. How very noble of you.Copy !req
497. So?Copy !req
498. So, I make a couple of calls...Copy !req
499. and you withdraw your complaint.Copy !req
500. Do we have a deal?Copy !req
501. Not if you dragged my
naked body over broken glass.Copy !req
502. You watch out, sweetheart.Copy !req
503. We're gonna start getting serious.Copy !req
504. Ed. Hey, Mike.Copy !req
505. I'm sorry I can't find
anything on Monica Wells.Copy !req
506. I checked everywhere, every
database, our off-the-books sources.Copy !req
507. Take it easy. He's gonna be okay.Copy !req
508. To make Danny go through this crap.Copy !req
509. There's nothing else we can
do? No. There's plenty we can do.Copy !req
510. I'm not saying, you know,
breaking the law or something...Copy !req
511. We can bend it a little bit.Copy !req
512. I guess you're right. Don't
worry. He's not going to get hurt.Copy !req
513. I hope not.Copy !req
514. I'll catch you later. All right.Copy !req
515. Hey, it's Deline.Copy !req
516. Look, I need a big favor.Copy !req
517. No. It's personal.Copy !req
518. Mr. Cannon? Hey, Carmela. What's up?Copy !req
519. Maybe it's nothing, but one
of the suites on my floor...Copy !req
520. I think they might have
some wild animal inside.Copy !req
521. You should hear the sounds.
Can I stop you for a moment?Copy !req
522. Sam, what's the Socals'
new room number?Copy !req
523. Thank you. Would this be 5301?Copy !req
524. There were other complaints? I
know the other guests heard it.Copy !req
525. One of them told me it was scaring
her. It's not a wild animal, Carmela.Copy !req
526. It's old people making love.Copy !req
527. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
528. No. It's okay. I appreciate your concern.Copy !req
529. In fact, I'm gonna put in
a good word for you...Copy !req
530. with the head of housekeeping,
okay? I'm so sorry.Copy !req
531. Yeah. Don't worry about it.
It's just old folks fornicating.Copy !req
532. You shouldn't have tossed Kathy Berson.Copy !req
533. She can talk about protecting my rights
all she wants, but we both know cops.Copy !req
534. You walk in there with a lawyer,
they automatically assume you're guilty.Copy !req
535. Did Luis tell you when they're
gonna come down with a decision?Copy !req
536. Luis removed himself from the case.Copy !req
537. He thinks they're probably
gonna decide something soon.Copy !req
538. This woman lies. She makes up
charges. She damages my reputation.Copy !req
539. I tell the truth, I play by the rules...Copy !req
540. I'm the one waiting to find
out if I'm gonna be charged.Copy !req
541. Look, if you are...Copy !req
542. If we are, you better believe
there's going to be...Copy !req
543. a lot of time, energy, and
money wasted on my defense.Copy !req
544. I think that we should hit back.Copy !req
545. Deal with this thing the Vegas
way. You know, the old Vegas way.Copy !req
546. I think that's a bad idea.Copy !req
547. Come on, Ed. If this were you,
you wouldn't be sitting around...Copy !req
548. waiting for the cops to make up
their minds. You'd be doing something.Copy !req
549. I think we should run a background
check. I already did. She's clean.Copy !req
550. Yeah.Copy !req
551. Detective Jernigan.Copy !req
552. This is Danny.Copy !req
553. I understand.Copy !req
554. All right, I'll be down before 5:00.Copy !req
555. What?Copy !req
556. They're filing charges.Copy !req
557. You want me to go down with you?Copy !req
558. No, I'm fine.Copy !req
559. Greg, it's Deline. Let's go.Copy !req
560. Mr. And Mrs. Socal? I'm Mike
Cannon, with the Montecito.Copy !req
561. I understand my colleague Sam
Marquez upgraded you to a suite.Copy !req
562. Yes. It's spectacular.Copy !req
563. Wonderful. And so is she.Copy !req
564. Wonderful.Copy !req
565. She speaks very highly of you as well.Copy !req
566. In fact, our mansion just opened up...Copy !req
567. and you guys seem like such nice folks,
we thought we should move you over there.Copy !req
568. A mansion? Most people
don't even know we have it.Copy !req
569. It's at the back of the property. It's
an actual free-standing mansion...Copy !req
570. totally isolated
from the other guest rooms.Copy !req
571. That's not necessary.
The suite is more than enough.Copy !req
572. Hey. The Montecito's all about
exceeding expectations.Copy !req
573. So I will have a bellman collect
your things right away, okay?Copy !req
574. Mike. Yeah.Copy !req
575. You folks have been so nice to us. I
hope you haven't gotten any complaints.Copy !req
576. Complaints?Copy !req
577. I've just started taking these...Copy !req
578. and the combination of
a kick-in-the-pants for me...Copy !req
579. and being here in Vegas has pretty
much turned Suzy into a wild animal.Copy !req
580. What do you think, honey? Wonderful.Copy !req
581. Every time, screaming like a banshee.Copy !req
582. I just thought, maybe some of the
other guests might have complained.Copy !req
583. No complaints.Copy !req
584. Want to try one? I got plenty.Copy !req
585. Thanks anyway.
I know you don't need them...Copy !req
586. but a guy your age, your girlfriend will
be able to do chin-ups on your shwanz.Copy !req
587. I appreciate your offer, but I am cool.Copy !req
588. You enjoy the mansion.Copy !req
589. Okay? Okay.Copy !req
590. No, this is no good.Copy !req
591. We will blame Benito.Copy !req
592. Gunther, it's my fault. I was wrong.Copy !req
593. Lunch at Mystique... It's
definitely not a good idea.Copy !req
594. Yeah. But maybe you can make
it up to me in some special way.Copy !req
595. We will raise our dinner prices
and change our waitress outfits.Copy !req
596. Delinda, the outfits, the lunch...Copy !req
597. these are not matters for a
chef of stardom to concern.Copy !req
598. Tiffany, could you come here, please?Copy !req
599. Thank you.Copy !req
600. A tuxedo?Copy !req
601. It's body paint, Gunther.Copy !req
602. Yeah, this is a very
good idea. I think so, too.Copy !req
603. Are those buttons?Copy !req
604. Well, hi.Copy !req
605. Changed your mind. Yeah.Copy !req
606. I had a feeling that you wouldn't want
to put your handsome young protégé...Copy !req
607. through the humiliation of a trial.Copy !req
608. I called Malaysia and that
deal that you were working on...Copy !req
609. it's not gonna happen.Copy !req
610. And the two projects
in Taiwan and South Africa...Copy !req
611. I'm afraid they're dead.Copy !req
612. They've already been approved.Copy !req
613. I guess they've been unapproved.Copy !req
614. Don't kid yourself,
Mr. Deline. You don't scare me.Copy !req
615. Is that a new experience for you?Copy !req
616. That co-op that you were
about to close on in New York...Copy !req
617. that, too, has been unapproved.Copy !req
618. Apparently, the board of directors,
they had a change of heart.Copy !req
619. I mean, go figure.Copy !req
620. And you'll be receiving a letter
from Briarcliff Country Club.Copy !req
621. That would be tomorrow.Copy !req
622. I think they're gonna ask
for your resignation.Copy !req
623. You expect me to believe that?
No. Not at all.Copy !req
624. I'd just make some calls and find out.Copy !req
625. Hell, you know what, I'm not even sure...Copy !req
626. that your credit cards
are any good anymore.Copy !req
627. I'll see you in court. You've got one hour.Copy !req
628. Turn to your left.Copy !req
629. Okay, over here.Copy !req
630. Put your left hand on the pad. Like that?Copy !req
631. Leave it there. Don't move.Copy !req
632. This way. Come on. Take it easy.Copy !req
633. Hey. Where is he?Copy !req
634. Processing. When's the arraignment?Copy !req
635. I'll try to get him in as soon as I can...Copy !req
636. and, don't worry, the judge'll R.O.R. Him.Copy !req
637. Hey.Copy !req
638. Wait here, please.Copy !req
639. I guess I do need a lawyer now.Copy !req
640. Danny, if we have to negotiate something,
I mean, it's not the end of the world.Copy !req
641. Mr. McCoy. Ms. Wells just called
and decided to withdraw her complaint.Copy !req
642. And told the D.A.
That she wouldn't testify.Copy !req
643. The charge has been dropped.
You are free to go.Copy !req
644. That's great.Copy !req
645. Detective, you and I have
a little paperwork to do.Copy !req
646. What?Copy !req
647. - How are you?
- Good. Thanks.Copy !req
648. I told you the system would work.Copy !req
649. The system or your system?Copy !req
650. If you weren't just sitting around
waiting, I want to thank you.Copy !req
651. Nothing to thank me for.Copy !req
652. What did you do?Copy !req
653. Ed?Copy !req
654. What did you do?
You ever hear of deniability?Copy !req
655. If you're anywhere near this thing,
she'll accuse you of blackmail...Copy !req
656. obstruction of justice.
She could accuse you, too.Copy !req
657. No. Look, I got a way with people.Copy !req
658. They find me extremely likeable.Copy !req
659. Really. I didn't know that.Copy !req
660. Is Stinson happy?
Ecstatic. How are the Socals?Copy !req
661. Yeah, I know they're happy
about their sex-a-thon.Copy !req
662. I don't want to hear anymore about it.Copy !req
663. I can't see them complaining
about getting bumped...Copy !req
664. from a $99-a-night Internet special
to a $10,000-a-night mansion.Copy !req
665. You ever try those?Copy !req
666. What? Pills.Copy !req
667. The ones Socal's taking?Copy !req
668. I know you don't need them.Copy !req
669. I'm just saying sometimes
young guys take them for fun.Copy !req
670. A four-hour erection is fun?
Yes. Sounds fun to me.Copy !req
671. Hey, Ed and Danny are back.Copy !req
672. What the hell's going on over there?Copy !req
673. Sure. Thanks.Copy !req
674. Young lady.Copy !req
675. Can I help you, Mr. Deline?Copy !req
676. I was just checking. Just
checking. That's all, thanks.Copy !req
677. Okay.Copy !req
678. Delinda.Copy !req
679. I do like a double-breasted tuxedo.Copy !req
680. Put some clothes
on those girls right now.Copy !req
681. Daddy, it's body paint.
They're more covered than...Copy !req
682. This is not a debate.
Put clothes on the girls.Copy !req
683. Okay.Copy !req
684. I think it's a good idea.Copy !req
685. Me, too.Copy !req
686. Johnny.Copy !req
687. Is that the girl from the other night?Copy !req
688. Lisa. She applied for a job. Hey.Copy !req
689. I thought later on, you know,
we could maybe...Copy !req
690. Hey. Hi.Copy !req
691. - You remember me?
- I was talking to her.Copy !req
692. - Yes. Of course.
- Put this on now.Copy !req
693. Can you put this on? Thanks.Copy !req
694. Thanks, buddy.
I just want to apologize for the...Copy !req
695. Hold on. Here, let me.Copy !req
696. You know what, here.Copy !req
697. Why don't you go ahead
and just wipe before it smears.Copy !req
698. I don't think that...Copy !req
699. Can you put this on? Sure.Copy !req
700. Tiffany, put this on.Copy !req
701. What?Copy !req
702. No shirts!Copy !req
703. Danny.Copy !req
704. Danny!Copy !req
705. Danny, tell them to stop.Copy !req
706. No. I'm off duty.Copy !req
707. Danny. Do something.Copy !req
708. No shirts!Copy !req
709. No shirts!Copy !req