1. Have you seen the new
tiger show?Copy !req
2. No, not yet.Copy !req
3. I can't believe it.
What's wrong?Copy !req
4. The sister girl in the red
blazer. Name's Nina St. John.Copy !req
5. She's beautiful.
Do you know her?
She's my college sweetheart.Copy !req
6. The one who got away.Copy !req
7. The one all other women
are measured against.Copy !req
8. Wow.Copy !req
9. Wait. Aren't you
going to say hello?Copy !req
10. Oh, no. I thought maybe
I'd go and throw up.Copy !req
11. All right.
Are you a man or a wimp?Copy !req
12. Go and talk to her.Copy !req
13. Well, I'm pretty sure
she doesn't want to see me.Copy !req
14. Come on, you're older, wiser.
Abs of steel.Copy !req
15. You may even be able
to win her back.Copy !req
16. You really think
I could get her back?Copy !req
17. She isn't with anybody.Copy !req
18. Wish me luck.
Good luck.Copy !req
19. Okay. Come on Jay Jackson
from Oregon.Copy !req
20. Go, baby.Copy !req
21. It's your lucky day.Copy !req
22. Oh, my God,
Michael Cannon. Hi.Copy !req
23. You look great, Nina.
You, too. Wow.Copy !req
24. These are my friends
Debbie and Rhona.
How's it going?Copy !req
25. Hi, Michael.
Hello.Copy !req
26. So, you staying here?Copy !req
27. Actually, I work here.
In Surveillance and Security.Copy !req
28. Wow.Copy !req
29. Okay, I haven't seen an
odd number since daybreak.Copy !req
30. I'm going with five, nine...Copy !req
31. Well, I just wanted to say hi.
I'll let you get back.Copy !req
32. I'm sorry. We're just
on such a roll here.Copy !req
33. Well, why don't we
grab a drink later?
Sure.Copy !req
34. Nine.Copy !req
35. Unbelievable.Copy !req
36. You owe me $864.
What?Copy !req
37. You order a round of drinks
for the house,
you pay for them.Copy !req
38. House rule.
Look, I was just trying...Copy !req
39. to get laid last night.Copy !req
40. Make this chick think
that I was loaded.Copy !req
41. Yeah. Doesn't look like
your plan worked.Copy !req
42. Which is why I didn't pay.Copy !req
43. I didn't get what I was
paying for. Anyway, what's the
Montecito make a year?Copy !req
44. Like $18 billion?
So what's a round
of drinks to you guys?Copy !req
45. It's theft, Frank.
Theft.Copy !req
46. So either you find
a way to pay or...
I can't. I can't pay.Copy !req
47. I blew all my cash
down at the tables.Copy !req
48. Well, then it's going on your
room charge. And if you can't
find a way to pay...Copy !req
49. Well, I know
you're not that dumb.
You'll find a way to pay.Copy !req
50. Vegas sucks, man.Copy !req
51. Well.Copy !req
52. Okay.
Sam, it's nice.Copy !req
53. Could you just take the
earrings out for me?
Okay, thanks.Copy !req
54. Jenny, excellent. Lanie, good.
Could I check the nails?Copy !req
55. Trim those, please.Copy !req
56. Sam seems really nervous.
Must be one big whale.Copy !req
57. Yep. Flies in by helicopter,
rents out the whole
seventh floor.Copy !req
58. You're kidding me, right?
Go shave. Now.Copy !req
59. Unbelievable. Nice.Copy !req
60. Maybe it's the President.Copy !req
61. No. The whole place would be
swarming with Secret Service.Copy !req
62. My money's on Prince William.
Ha, you wish.Copy !req
63. Yes, I do.
Yeah, you do.Copy !req
64. You're both way off.
The high roller's name is
Scott Steindorff.Copy !req
65. Scott Steindorff.
I've never heard of him.
Me, neither.Copy !req
66. The guy's some
kind of real estate tycoon.Copy !req
67. Pretty much owns Scottsdale.
He's also a germaphobe.Copy !req
68. Turned the whole seventh floor
into one big sterilized room.Copy !req
69. Well, Vegas wouldn't
be Vegas without
the freak show.Copy !req
70. You gotta give the guy
an A for effort.
I give him an A for ass.Copy !req
71. Are you turning
into a man-hater, Delinda?Copy !req
72. Not at all. At least three out
of 100 are tolerable.Copy !req
73. Who's the last guy
you found tolerable?
Besides you?Copy !req
74. What's wrong? Whoa.Copy !req
75. What is that smell?Copy !req
76. Hotel Security,
are you there?Copy !req
77. You wait here.
Okay.Copy !req
78. Oh, damn.Copy !req
79. God.Copy !req
80. Oh, my God. That's him.
Who?Copy !req
81. The last guy I met
who wasn't a jerk.Copy !req
82. Lot of good that did him.Copy !req
83. I'm gonna puke.Copy !req
84. You got it. Let's put him up.Copy !req
85. So, who is the guy?
Well, according
to this note...Copy !req
86. and the prescription bottle
here in the satchel,
the name is Peter Greco.Copy !req
87. Checked in four days ago under
the alias, Richard Jones.Copy !req
88. I met him in Cup-A Jo's
and we talked about music.Copy !req
89. He didn't seem suicidal.Copy !req
90. Greco had some outstanding
warrants and a lot of debt.Copy !req
91. Not anymore he hasn't.Copy !req
92. Maybe this was the
easy way out.
Yeah.Copy !req
93. Daddy, he seemed
sort of happy.Copy !req
94. Well, when
you met him, honey...Copy !req
95. but a lot of times the world
sees one thing and
the truth is something else.Copy !req
96. Danny have the hall secured?
Yeah.Copy !req
97. You got a clear shot to the
freight elevator, shouldn't
run into any guests.Copy !req
98. Nessa.Copy !req
99. Nina wants
to have a drink.Copy !req
100. Well, that's promising,
right?Copy !req
101. Well, she broke up with me
because she thought
she can do better.Copy !req
102. It's a pity drink.
No. I didn't see
a wedding ring.Copy !req
103. And I'm sure
you've checked the registry.Copy !req
104. Last name's still St. John,
but she could be...Copy !req
105. But nothing.Copy !req
106. The woman's still
up for grabs, which means
she's yours for the taking.Copy !req
107. And I can help you get her.
How?Copy !req
108. All right. Rule Number 1:Copy !req
109. Women are attracted to men
who are taken.Copy !req
110. So from this moment on,
you have me.Copy !req
111. Okay. I'm liking this plan.
What's Rule Number 2?Copy !req
112. When you're having the drink,
talk about anything...Copy !req
113. her parents, her career,
her favorite color.Copy !req
114. But do not ask her
about relationships.Copy !req
115. You don't care,
you've moved on.
You're not invested.Copy !req
116. It's blue. Her favorite color.
Cerulean blue, actually.Copy !req
117. Quit being such a woman.Copy !req
118. Be forgetful, distracted,
detached. That's what
you men do.Copy !req
119. And you women find
that attractive?Copy !req
120. Yeah, for some reason
we love that. All right.Copy !req
121. The last rule is
walk away first.Copy !req
122. That, my good friend,
is the power move.Copy !req
123. When your glass is
almost empty,
check your watch...Copy !req
124. and get
the hell out of there.Copy !req
125. You're a very busy man.
Busy's hot?Copy !req
126. Hot! Trust me.Copy !req
127. I think you'll find everything
to your satisfaction,
Mr. Steindorff.Copy !req
128. Did you just sniffle?
Absolutely not.Copy !req
129. Whatever happened
at the Bellagio,
I assure you...Copy !req
130. it will not be happening here
at the Montecito.Copy !req
131. I don't want to talk
about the Bellagio.
Forget I mentioned it.Copy !req
132. Mr. Steindorff?Copy !req
133. We have a new mattress
for you sir.
New pillows, towels, linens.Copy !req
134. All of the carpets have
been steam cleaned. Twice.Copy !req
135. You know,
people don't realize
how quickly...Copy !req
136. dust mites
can consume a mattress.Copy !req
137. Yes. Well, people are stupid,
sir.Copy !req
138. They're filthy.
That's what they are.Copy !req
139. There's no dust.Copy !req
140. You certain?
I use a special
magnetic cloth. See?Copy !req
141. Yes, I do.Copy !req
142. Do you know that most dust
isn't really dust at all?Copy !req
143. Is that right?
It's primarily
dead skin cells.Copy !req
144. Hey, Daddy.
Hey, sweetie.Copy !req
145. How you feeling?
Suspicious.Copy !req
146. What's this?Copy !req
147. Remember I told you
I talked to the dead guy?Copy !req
148. Yeah. About music
or something.
Yeah.Copy !req
149. He wrote the name of a CD
he thought I'd like.Copy !req
150. I found it in my purse.
A Brazil Chill double CD set.Copy !req
151. Okay. I don't get it.
I remembered
the suicide note...Copy !req
152. and I had a flash.Copy !req
153. I think the handwriting
on this is different.Copy !req
154. Cops see this?
No. I just remembered
I had it.Copy !req
155. Daddy, you saw
the suicide note.Copy !req
156. Don't you think these letters
are taller and neater?Copy !req
157. I couldn't tell you.Copy !req
158. Maybe we could get a copy
of the suicide note from Luis.Copy !req
159. We could compare it.Copy !req
160. New cards, new chips.Copy !req
161. New felt, just for you.Copy !req
162. Did you know that only
two people out of every 10...Copy !req
163. wash their hands
after going to the bathroom?Copy !req
164. Look around you.Copy !req
165. Thousands of grubby
little hands, all pushing,
pulling...Copy !req
166. smearing.Copy !req
167. That is a little disgusting.
Yeah.Copy !req
168. The only thing better than
clean cards are lucky ones.Copy !req
169. See, you and the Montecito
are meant to be.Copy !req
170. You know, Samantha, I have
to say I am impressed.Copy !req
171. You've impressed me.Copy !req
172. Well, thank you, sir.
I just try to do my...Copy !req
173. It's not just your
preparatory work, but I can
see that you exfoliate.Copy !req
174. Excuse me?
Yes, your skin.Copy !req
175. Oh, my skin.
There's really no excuse...Copy !req
176. for an oily t-zone, blemishes.Copy !req
177. They're all just vivid
symbols of poor hygiene.
But your skin is...Copy !req
178. relatively flawless.Copy !req
179. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
180. Sir, can I get you a drink
from the bar? After I wash
my hands...Copy !req
181. with hot water, of course.
You know,
studies have shown...Copy !req
182. that hot water is no more
effective than cold water.Copy !req
183. As long as you've got
a really good
anti-bacterial...Copy !req
184. That is...
Not mine.Copy !req
185. Nice kitty.Copy !req
186. Mary, why is there
a tiger in the hallway?Copy !req
187. I don't know.Copy !req
188. Shouldn't we do something?Copy !req
189. You go on ahead.Copy !req
190. I'm perfectly content
just standing here frozen.Copy !req
191. Me, too.
Yeah.Copy !req
192. There you are,
you naughty kitty.Copy !req
193. Where have you been,
my naughty girl. Good girl.
Yeah.Copy !req
194. Where have you been, huh?
We've got a show to put on.Copy !req
195. Oh. Sorry about that.
Somebody left the
stage door open.Copy !req
196. She must have just walked off.Copy !req
197. Good. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
198. Time to go to work.
Good girl. Good. Come on.Copy !req
199. Good tiger. Come on.
Good girl. Come on. Good.Copy !req
200. I think I peed myself.
Yeah. Me, too.Copy !req
201. Did you hear that Mike's
college sweetheart is here
at the Montecito?Copy !req
202. No. No, I didn't.
He's trying to win her back.Copy !req
203. Oh, that's so sweet.
I'm helping him.Copy !req
204. Great. That's great.Copy !req
205. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
206. Who's this?Copy !req
207. His name is Garvin Beckman.Copy !req
208. He's a handwriting analyst.
What's he doing?Copy !req
209. He's comparing Peter Greco's
suicide note to another
writing sample.Copy !req
210. Didn't the police rule
it a suicide?Copy !req
211. Yeah, well, Delinda
had a hunch that it wasn't.Copy !req
212. Delinda had a hunch.Copy !req
213. You find that funny, do you?Copy !req
214. Okay, I'm done here, Ed.
What do you got?Copy !req
215. I think your daughter's right.Copy !req
216. There's absolutely no way
the same guy wrote
both these notes.Copy !req
217. Good job, Delinda.Copy !req
218. We have the late Peter Greco
going into his room...Copy !req
219. for the last time at 8:07 p.m.Copy !req
220. Coroner thought he died
between 10:00 and midnight...Copy !req
221. drug overdose, right?Copy !req
222. I don't see anything
that says foul play.Copy !req
223. Do you? I mean, he
went into his room alone.
Never came out.Copy !req
224. That's nothing out
of the ordinary.Copy !req
225. Could've been drugged
somewhere else.Copy !req
226. Yes, Sherlock.
That is possible.Copy !req
227. Ed, we don't have anything
to back that up.Copy !req
228. Well, Luis tells me this guy's
a real low-life.Copy !req
229. Tell you what, why don't
we just track his
whole stay here.Copy !req
230. You know, maybe we find
somebody he ran into.Copy !req
231. His whole stay?
But he checked in
last Tuesday.Copy !req
232. Yeah, and?Copy !req
233. Well, that's...Copy !req
234. Okay. Sure.Copy !req
235. Who is Mike's
friend?
What?Copy !req
236. She's cute.Copy !req
237. Wow.Copy !req
238. It's so great
seeing you, Michael.Copy !req
239. You look just the same.
Tall, handsome,
that great smile.Copy !req
240. You, too.Copy !req
241. So, how are
your parents doing?Copy !req
242. Les and Gail are fine.
They've asked about you
100 times, of course.Copy !req
243. I think you were
their favorite.Copy !req
244. They have good taste.Copy !req
245. So, what is it
you're doing these days?Copy !req
246. Internet. I founded
an on-line tracking company
in San Francisco.Copy !req
247. And the stock went public
a few years ago.Copy !req
248. So you're a big success.
Sounds like you got it all.Copy !req
249. Well, not everything.Copy !req
250. There is one thing
that's missing.Copy !req
251. Hello, darling.
Hey.Copy !req
252. Nina St. John,
this is Nessa Holt.Copy !req
253. Mike has told me so much
about you. It's a pleasure.Copy !req
254. So, you two went to college
together. That's so cute.Copy !req
255. So, you two are a couple?Copy !req
256. Well, for quite
a while now.Copy !req
257. Oh, he's great. But I don't
need to tell you that, do I?Copy !req
258. No, you don't.Copy !req
259. I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to interrupt
your little reunion.Copy !req
260. I wanted to remind this one
about dinner tonight.
9:00, my place.Copy !req
261. I'm cooking your favorite.
I wouldn't miss it.Copy !req
262. Nice to meet you, Nessa.
Oh, you, too.Copy !req
263. Bye.Copy !req
264. Wow, what a woman.
What a woman.Copy !req
265. Nina, I would love to sit
and chat some more...Copy !req
266. but I am late for a meeting.Copy !req
267. Well, maybe we could have
dinner. Oh, right...Copy !req
268. you have dinner
plans tonight.
Yeah.Copy !req
269. How about coffee tomorrow
morning? 9:00 a. M?Copy !req
270. Yeah, I could probably
do that. Yeah.Copy !req
271. Day number two of his stay,
Greco left his room
at 9:44 a. M...Copy !req
272. went straight to Cup-A Jo's
for a cup of coffee...Copy !req
273. which is where he ran into
you. Stayed there for a while.Copy !req
274. Read the paper.
Then went out to play
some roulette...Copy !req
275. for about an hour or so
early in the afternoon...Copy !req
276. but never talked to anybody
other than the dealer.Copy !req
277. After that, he went
to the spa, from 3:00 to 4:15.Copy !req
278. After that,
he went out the main doors.Copy !req
279. He said something
about going sightseeing.Copy !req
280. Now he comes back in
the hotel, 7:45.Copy !req
281. He plays the slots from
7:50 to 8:22.Copy !req
282. Wait a minute. I got him
having a drink at the
Bella Sera at 8:10.Copy !req
283. Well, that makes
no sense.Copy !req
284. No. Mitch, throw both these
images up on the split screen.Copy !req
285. You got it.Copy !req
286. We've got two Peter Grecos.
They do look a lot alike.Copy !req
287. I'm gonna run facial
recognition on both of them.Copy !req
288. I lost Scott Steindorff.Copy !req
289. What do you mean,
you lost him?Copy !req
290. He fired me.
There was this loose hair.Copy !req
291. And he shuddered. He's
probably packing as we speak.Copy !req
292. That's a bummer.Copy !req
293. You have really
good people skills.Copy !req
294. Thank you.Copy !req
295. You always smell nice.
I try.Copy !req
296. You have good skin.
Genetics.Copy !req
297. And you're bald.
Really?Copy !req
298. You could fill in for me.
He was only freaked out
about the hair.Copy !req
299. See, he thought it was
my hair. I know my...
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
300. If Steindorff leaves,
we lose $10,000 a hand...Copy !req
301. not to mention
96 booked rooms.Copy !req
302. You want me to be his
casino host?
Yes.Copy !req
303. Sam, I wouldn't know
what to say.Copy !req
304. Yes, you would. You have the
fancy degree.
You're gonna be great.Copy !req
305. Oh, and then
I'll owe you one.Copy !req
306. Hey.
I heard about the hair.
I am sorry.Copy !req
307. No. No, it...Copy !req
308. But listen.
What about them?Copy !req
309. Those three women over there,
they've been on a roll
all day.Copy !req
310. I heard they're up oodles.Copy !req
311. Define oodles.
Six figures.Copy !req
312. Good enough.
Okay. Wait.Copy !req
313. The one in the red
is Mike's college girlfriend.Copy !req
314. He's trying to win her back.Copy !req
315. How does that help me?
Oh, I can work with that.Copy !req
316. Come on, Debbie.
I need a new house.
Okay. Blow.Copy !req
317. Come on. I need a new house,
girl.Copy !req
318. Eleven!Copy !req
319. Congratulations.Copy !req
320. Thanks.
I'm Samantha Marquez.Copy !req
321. I'm a host here at the casino.
A host?
There's a casino host...Copy !req
322. talking to us.
Yeah, I heard.Copy !req
323. Listen, any friend of
Mike Cannon's is
a friend of mine.Copy !req
324. So, please don't hesitate
to ask if you need anything.Copy !req
325. I like the sound of that.Copy !req
326. You know Mike?
Well, of course.Copy !req
327. Everybody in Vegas knows Mike.
He's so hot, funny, and smart.Copy !req
328. Ms. Marquez is
very apologetic about
the unfortunate...Copy !req
329. transgression that
took place earlier
at the blackjack table.Copy !req
330. And she completely understands
if you no longer want her...Copy !req
331. to be your casino host.
But since you are here...Copy !req
332. you have this nice suite,
a whole disinfected floor,
in fact...Copy !req
333. maybe I can be of assistance
from this point forward.Copy !req
334. You're a host?
Well, technically,
I'm in surveillance.Copy !req
335. But the heavy lifting's done,
all right? So, how hard
can it be?Copy !req
336. I'll tell you what will
get me to stay here.Copy !req
337. The one who cleaned
this room...Copy !req
338. Jenny, I think her name was.
Jenny.Copy !req
339. Yeah. Used a magnetic cloth.
Lots of spirit.Copy !req
340. You want maid service?
No, I want her to be my host.Copy !req
341. With all due respect, Jenny
doesn't know how to be a
casino host.Copy !req
342. Yeah. Well, neither do you.
Now, Mr. Cannon...Copy !req
343. I appreciate your efforts,
and your devout attention...Copy !req
344. to flossing,
but unless you can tell me...Copy !req
345. that Jenny is going to be
my new host,
I'm walking out of here.Copy !req
346. You decide.
Then it's settled.Copy !req
347. Jenny's your casino host.Copy !req
348. So, tell me what a
casino host really does?Copy !req
349. Like for us?
You mean things
that are legal?Copy !req
350. Funny.
I can pretty much
do anything.Copy !req
351. I can get you into any club
or restaurant in town.Copy !req
352. I can bump you up to a suite.Copy !req
353. I can get you
front row center seats
to any show.Copy !req
354. Sounds good. Let's go out.
Now? What about our streak?Copy !req
355. I think we should quit
while we're ahead.Copy !req
356. Craps.Copy !req
357. Your friend's smart.
You should listen to her.Copy !req
358. Come on, we've been
at this table
for over 12 hours.Copy !req
359. Okay. There is this club
I heard about.Copy !req
360. You're coming with us,
right?Copy !req
361. No. But I'll hook
you girls up.Copy !req
362. Come on, you're our host.Copy !req
363. What kind of host doesn't come
to the party?Copy !req
364. All right. I'll come
for a few minutes.Copy !req
365. All right. And invite them.Copy !req
366. Whoa. Those girls are hot.Copy !req
367. I get the blonde.Copy !req
368. Did I do something wrong?
It's about Mr. Steindorff.Copy !req
369. What about him?
He'd like for you to be
his casino host.Copy !req
370. Just for tonight.
What? I don't know
anything about that.Copy !req
371. Well, it's really
important to us.Copy !req
372. And, you can make
some pretty good money.Copy !req
373. Yeah, good money
for one night.Copy !req
374. If it's so important to you
how about a raise
on my everyday job?Copy !req
375. I'm sure that can be
arranged.Copy !req
376. And I want a top locker.Copy !req
377. Sylvie got one last week
and I've been here
three months longer.Copy !req
378. You're quite the negotiator.
Anything else?Copy !req
379. How about a new dress?
I can't wear this if
I'm a casino host.Copy !req
380. I'll call Estelle at the
boutique. She'll set you up.Copy !req
381. Deal.Copy !req
382. It was so sweet of
you guys to invite us.Copy !req
383. The more the merrier.Copy !req
384. More champagne for everybody.Copy !req
385. Yeah.
Yes.Copy !req
386. Thank you.
These are great.
Are these amethyst?Copy !req
387. I love your necklace.Copy !req
388. I have never been this excited
about a Hummer before.Copy !req
389. I'm talking about the car.Copy !req
390. We haven't had a girls' night
out like this in forever.Copy !req
391. No, trust me. We have not.Copy !req
392. Please. If there were men
in this car...Copy !req
393. we'd probably end up
at the tractor pull.Copy !req
394. Or the boat show.
Yeah.Copy !req
395. No conversation. Nachos
for dinner. Then he
has the nerve...Copy !req
396. to think I'm so grateful
that I'm going
to sleep with him.Copy !req
397. What is that all about?Copy !req
398. Food, machinery, and sex.
Men are simple.Copy !req
399. Where's the challenge in that?
I want complexity.Copy !req
400. I want to peel the onion.
I'll tell you where
the challenge is.Copy !req
401. Getting them to commit,
which I have finally
given up on.Copy !req
402. Cheers to that.
Amen, sister.Copy !req
403. I knew you went to the same
church. Didn't I tell you?Copy !req
404. Oh, me? Oh, no, I haven't been
to church in years.Copy !req
405. You know, except like
for Christmas, of course.Copy !req
406. Mary, I think she's talking
about all of us being gay.Copy !req
407. You know, "same church."Copy !req
408. Mary?
Oh.Copy !req
409. Mary? Will you help me
pour the champagne over here?Copy !req
410. Sure.
You want some more champagne?Copy !req
411. That'd be great.
More champagne over here.Copy !req
412. You could have told us.Copy !req
413. Yeah. You could
have told us.Copy !req
414. So what? They're lesbians.Copy !req
415. They're perfect gentlemen.
Besides, they were on a
winning streak...Copy !req
416. with no end in sight.
I had to figure out a way...Copy !req
417. to get them away
from the table.Copy !req
418. Okay, so if it comes
down to it, I get the one
in the gold top.Copy !req
419. The guy at the Bella Sera
is Peter Albert Greco.Copy !req
420. The guy at the slot machines
is Richard Jones.Copy !req
421. So if Richard Jones checked
in using his real name...Copy !req
422. why would he go
to all of the trouble...Copy !req
423. of pretending to be
someone else...Copy !req
424. when he killed himself?Copy !req
425. He wouldn't.Copy !req
426. Greco stole his identity.Copy !req
427. Then he killed him.Copy !req
428. Love your work.Copy !req
429. Wow. She's really,
really talented, huh?Copy !req
430. So most of these strippers
are gay?Copy !req
431. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
432. These men throwing their
money away, like idiots,
thinking that these girls...Copy !req
433. actually want to be polishing
their belt buckles
with their asses.Copy !req
434. It's enough to turn
any girl into a lesbian.Copy !req
435. Aren't we throwing
our money away, too?Copy !req
436. Yeah. Damn it, Sam.
I'm out of fives.Copy !req
437. What are you crying about?
I'm not the freaking bank.Copy !req
438. I'm gonna cut you
off after this.Copy !req
439. Deb's been gone
a really long time.Copy !req
440. Do you think she's okay?
She looks okay to me.Copy !req
441. I've never had a lap dance.
D, I know you've had...Copy !req
442. a boyfriend who took
you to a strip club...Copy !req
443. and gave you a lap dance
hoping to make you crave
a three-way.Copy !req
444. No.
No?Copy !req
445. I did once.
Didn't work.Copy !req
446. Everyone deserves
one lap dance
in their lifetime.Copy !req
447. Where's the champagne?
Let's go, girlies.Copy !req
448. No, no. I'm cool.
You're coming.Copy !req
449. Come on. Come on.
Thanks.Copy !req
450. All right. You stay here
with your friends.Copy !req
451. Just the man
I was looking for.Copy !req
452. Hey, Nessa.
How's the Nina thing going?Copy !req
453. Oh, you know, it's going.Copy !req
454. Failing miserably, huh?Copy !req
455. Oh, no.Copy !req
456. You don't understand.
See, first a man's gotta work
his magic recipe.Copy !req
457. Oh.Copy !req
458. You mix in the secret
herbs and spices.Copy !req
459. And you gotta give it
some time. Let it simmer.Copy !req
460. Percolate. You know?
Then it starts to sink
into the bone.Copy !req
461. Right. Clearly this cooking
analogy isn't getting
you very far.Copy !req
462. You know, Nessa, when we were
back in Bella Sera...Copy !req
463. doing that whole me,
you kissing thing.
And then there was...Copy !req
464. that second
me, you kissing thing,
which was longer...Copy !req
465. and a lot wetter.Copy !req
466. You mean when I slipped
you the tongue?Copy !req
467. Yeah. That's what I'm
talking about. I know this may
sound crazy...Copy !req
468. but it didn't feel
like you were just helping out
a friend.Copy !req
469. Maybe that's not all it was.Copy !req
470. So you weren't faking it?Copy !req
471. Why do men always think
that women are faking it?Copy !req
472. Because you can.
Okay, so what...Copy !req
473. I just happened to run
into you in the hallway...Copy !req
474. hundreds of yards
from the casino floor?Copy !req
475. Mike, it's obvious
you felt it, too.Copy !req
476. Helping you out with Nina was
the perfect way for me
to make a move...Copy !req
477. without it seeming like
I was making a move.Copy !req
478. Oh. See, I knew you weren't
faking it. And, I...Copy !req
479. Wait. I am all confused
and tingly...Copy !req
480. in places. What about Nina?Copy !req
481. I talked to Nina.
You can have us both.Copy !req
482. Really?Copy !req
483. In your dreams.Copy !req
484. Psych.Copy !req
485. That's a good one there, Ness.Copy !req
486. Yeah. You got me.Copy !req
487. Richard Jones was a
successful investor
in Cincinnati.Copy !req
488. He had great credit,
big savings account.
No record.Copy !req
489. And no family either.Copy !req
490. Perfect identity-theft victim.
Perfect any-kind-of-victim.Copy !req
491. He wasn't even
reported missing.Copy !req
492. So Greco stumbles across
Richard Jones...Copy !req
493. notices they look alike,
right?Copy !req
494. Right.
Targets him. Kills him...Copy !req
495. assumes his identity,
then erases his own.Copy !req
496. We can assume that Greco
doses Jones' food or drink.Copy !req
497. And then lifts his wallet.Copy !req
498. It didn't happen here.Copy !req
499. We would have seen that
on the surveillance tape,
right?Copy !req
500. Okay. So the guy comes back
to the hotel...Copy !req
501. he's unaware,
goes up to his room.
Takes a little nap.Copy !req
502. Turns out to be the big sleep.Copy !req
503. Greco could be
anywhere by now.Copy !req
504. Hi.Copy !req
505. Hey.Copy !req
506. So, do you think
I should hit or stay?Copy !req
507. I don't really care.Copy !req
508. Twenty-one.
Yeah.Copy !req
509. You're my lucky charm, Jenny.
Yeah.Copy !req
510. You sure
you don't want to play?Copy !req
511. Oh, no. I work hard
for my money.Copy !req
512. I can't afford to
risk losing it.
So, you live in Vegas...Copy !req
513. but you don't gamble?
Gambling isn't just
frivolous...Copy !req
514. it's downright obscene.
And how is everything
going here?Copy !req
515. I'd rather be home,
but I can certainly
use the extra cash.Copy !req
516. See, this is what
I like about her.Copy !req
517. You just say what you think.Copy !req
518. It's very refreshing.Copy !req
519. Well, that's no wonder.Copy !req
520. You probably have a boardroom
full of suck-ups
working for you.Copy !req
521. There you go.Copy !req
522. I'm Delinda.
I'm delighted.Copy !req
523. Richard Jones.Copy !req
524. Richard Jones?Copy !req
525. So, Delinda,
if you don't work here...Copy !req
526. then I have to assume
you're another kind
of working girl.Copy !req
527. Am I right?
No, I'm just out
with friends.Copy !req
528. At a strip club?Copy !req
529. Yeah, they're gay.
Oh.Copy !req
530. You're gonna break my heart
if you tell me you're a lesbo.Copy !req
531. No.Copy !req
532. I'm so, so sorry.Copy !req
533. That's okay. That's okay.
I'll get you another one.Copy !req
534. Thanks. I'm gonna run
to the ladies' room.
Be right back.Copy !req
535. I got that from the
cab driver.
Oh, yeah. Cool.Copy !req
536. I rechecked all the footage.
Greco and Jones never
came in contact.Copy !req
537. He was probably casing
the guy. Making sure he hasn't
got any company.Copy !req
538. Where you going, home?
No.Copy !req
539. Jillian made a reservation
at that Chinese place
over at the Venetian.Copy !req
540. Well, have fun.
Well, you, too.
Whatever it is you're doing.Copy !req
541. This is Ed Deline.
Eave me a message...Copy !req
542. and I'll get back to you
as soon as I can. Thank you.Copy !req
543. Daddy, it's me. Please don't
be mad, but I know where
Peter Greco is.Copy !req
544. He's at the Spearmint Rhino.Copy !req
545. You need to call the police
right away. I'll keep him here
as long as I can... Help!Copy !req
546. Thank you, God.Copy !req
547. Oh, my head.
Oh, my God, I know.Copy !req
548. Did you...Copy !req
549. Hi.
Hello.Copy !req
550. You don't think
that something happened?Copy !req
551. I can't remember. So I'm
gonna go with wishful
thinking and say no.Copy !req
552. Well, thanks. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
553. Well, hello,
Sam, we're friends.Copy !req
554. And PS, neither of us is gay.
Right?Copy !req
555. Well, I mean, I like to think
that you fall for the person,
not the sex.Copy !req
556. Sam, it's Ed. Open up.Copy !req
557. Hi.
You're all here.Copy !req
558. I called up here and
nobody answered. Why?Copy !req
559. Am I the only one working
up here? Where's Delinda?Copy !req
560. Delinda didn't come
back with us.Copy !req
561. But I'm sure she's okay.
No, she is not okay.Copy !req
562. She left me a message
on my cell last night...Copy !req
563. but I left the damn thing
on the desk. Now where is she?Copy !req
564. I don't... She was talking
to that hot guy.Copy !req
565. Come on. Come on.
I assumed they hit it off...Copy !req
566. and she left with him.
With him. Is this him?Copy !req
567. Yeah, that's him.Copy !req
568. Let me out of here!Copy !req
569. Shut up!Copy !req
570. You freak!
Shut the hell up!Copy !req
571. Shut up!Copy !req
572. My father's gonna
kick your ass!Copy !req
573. So, if you're a lesbian...Copy !req
574. does that mean
I was your beard?Copy !req
575. This wasn't something
I knew back in college.Copy !req
576. You know, it happened later.
It just felt more right.Copy !req
577. You know, it's like the
difference between color...Copy !req
578. and black and white.
Well, I got news for you.Copy !req
579. The classics are
in black and white.Copy !req
580. So you're not upset?Copy !req
581. No. It's a relief actually.
All this time, I thought...Copy !req
582. maybe you found
a better apple.Copy !req
583. Now I know you wanted an
orange instead. So, I can't be
blaming me for that...Copy !req
584. unless I made you gay.Copy !req
585. Did I make you gay, Nina?
Nobody makes anybody gay.Copy !req
586. Well, I'll need a notarized
letter saying as such.Copy !req
587. I got a buddy, Danny, who's
gonna give me so much grief
about this.Copy !req
588. I'll be happy to explain
it to him. And maybe...Copy !req
589. you could do me
a favor in return?Copy !req
590. Yeah.Copy !req
591. Yeah, I've been thinking
about this ever
since yesterday...Copy !req
592. when I first saw you.
What's that?Copy !req
593. Remember in the bar, when I
said I had almost everything?Copy !req
594. I want a baby.Copy !req
595. You're not thinking
what I think you're thinking?Copy !req
596. Oh, I think I am.Copy !req
597. Please. Come on. Please!Copy !req
598. Greco used Jones' credit card
at a gas station
near Barstow...Copy !req
599. about 20 minutes ago.Copy !req
600. Did anybody see
Delinda with him?
No.Copy !req
601. The APB's been issued.Copy !req
602. William Five. Copy your 10-7.Copy !req
603. Request on your code
has been put through.Copy !req
604. Yes, come on.Copy !req
605. This is Victor Nine.
I'm in pursuit of a
late model Regal.Copy !req
606. Nevada license plate number
B-L-B-2-6-3.Copy !req
607. You wanna run that for me?Copy !req
608. All right, I got it.Copy !req
609. Greco's car's been spotted.
The Highway Patrol's
in pursuit.Copy !req
610. Thank God.
Let's take Steindorff's
helicopter.Copy !req
611. Wait a minute, Ed.
You can't just take that.Copy !req
612. Are you kidding me?
Screw you. Arrest me.Copy !req
613. Pull over! I repeat,
pull over!Copy !req
614. Yes.Copy !req
615. Victor Nine, please
proceed with caution.Copy !req
616. Suspect is Peter Albert Greco,
wanted for questioning
by as Vegas Metro.Copy !req
617. Let me out of here!Copy !req
618. Mr. Steindorff, sir.
Hi.Copy !req
619. Oh, hi. I'm so sorry.
I did see...Copy !req
620. the maid service sign
on the door, but
I didn't know...Copy !req
621. I didn't realize it was
this kind of maid service
going on.Copy !req
622. No. It's quite all right.
I plan to shout it from
the rooftops.Copy !req
623. Great. Well, it's funny
that you mention rooftops,
sir.Copy !req
624. Because the president
of our hotel...Copy !req
625. he has a bit of an emergency.
And he was just wondering
if...Copy !req
626. it was okay if he just
borrowed your helicopter?Copy !req
627. Sam, I heard it take off
five minutes ago.Copy !req
628. Which is why I'm hoping
you'll just say yes.Copy !req
629. Oh, it's okay. Scott and I
aren't taking off until
late this afternoon.Copy !req
630. Scott and I. Got it. Okay.Copy !req
631. I'm sorry. Can I just ask you
why you're wearing
the hairnets?Copy !req
632. No, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
633. Richard Jones, I don't know
what you were running from.Copy !req
634. I was just gonna tell you
your taillights were out.Copy !req
635. What the...Copy !req
636. He's not Richard Jones. His
name is Peter Greco...Copy !req
637. and he has a record.
She's lying.
She's just pissed at me.Copy !req
638. The woman you had locked
in your trunk is lying?Copy !req
639. Yeah.
Call Luis Perez...Copy !req
640. at the Las Vegas
Police Department.Copy !req
641. He'll tell you.
You shut your mouth,
you blonde bitch.Copy !req
642. You shut up!
You need lessons on how
to treat a lady.Copy !req
643. It's a lover's quarrel.
He kidnapped me.Copy !req
644. She's getting back at me.
He murdered the real...Copy !req
645. Richard Jones back in Vegas.Copy !req
646. You know how it is, man.
He's a liar.Copy !req
647. All right!Copy !req
648. So she's just trying
to get back at you.Copy !req
649. And he's a murderer,
a kidnapper, and a liar.
Anything else?Copy !req
650. One more thing.Copy !req
651. I think we should take
a ride back to my station.Copy !req
652. Thanks, but I already
have a ride.Copy !req
653. Yeah.Copy !req
654. Hey, good-looking.Copy !req
655. Delinda's okay.
I didn't know she wasn't okay.Copy !req
656. Well, it all happened
so fast...Copy !req
657. but she and Ed
are on their way back.Copy !req
658. What happened?
I'll tell you about it later.Copy !req
659. I have to talk to you
about Nina.Copy !req
660. She's a lesbian.
I know. She told me
at breakfast.Copy !req
661. So why are you so happy?
Nina asked me
to father her baby.Copy !req
662. She thinks that I am
the ultimate male specimen.Copy !req
663. You're kidding?
No, I'm not kidding.Copy !req
664. You might as well pick a man
who gives you the
whole package...Copy !req
665. flawless genetics, MIT
graduate, gifted athlete...Copy !req
666. as we know, personality plus.
Don't forget this ass.Copy !req
667. Did you say yes?
I gotta give her
an answer soon.Copy !req
668. But one last little interlude
does sound tempting.Copy !req
669. I think the definition of
lesbian is no sex with men.Copy !req
670. This isn't just sex.
It's creating life.Copy !req
671. And you didn't see...Copy !req
672. the way she looked at me.
Put her hand on mine.Copy !req
673. So, you're saying yes?Copy !req
674. Well, if not for you,
then for the world.Copy !req
675. I mean, think what kind of
offspring the two of us
will produce.Copy !req
676. It'll be like the beginning
of a new master race.Copy !req
677. Oh.
So we can hook up
whenever you're ready.Copy !req
678. You know, I'm secure
in that...Copy !req
679. because while you might be
emotionally more attracted
to the ladies...Copy !req
680. you can't deny
the physical chemistry
we've always had.Copy !req
681. Michael...
I guess some things,
you know...Copy !req
682. transcend gender labels.
You know what? I'm sorry.Copy !req
683. I should have
been more clear.Copy !req
684. See my partner, Pam...Copy !req
685. she's the one who's actually
going to carry the baby.Copy !req
686. Oh.
She doesn't
really like Vegas...Copy !req
687. so she didn't come.
But I convinced her to fly in
and meet you.Copy !req
688. She's coming here?
Yeah.Copy !req
689. Oh, look. There she is. Pam!Copy !req
690. She's never been with a man,
so it's probably better...Copy !req
691. to do intrauterine
insemination.Copy !req
692. Yeah, much.Copy !req
693. Hey.Copy !req
694. Hey, Ed can't make it,
but he sent this.Copy !req
695. No champagne for me ever.Copy !req
696. How did the three of you
end up at the strip joint
together?Copy !req
697. You really want to know?
Yeah. Give it up.
Every detail.Copy !req
698. Listen. That's not important.Copy !req
699. The important thing
is the murder...Copy !req
700. never would have been solved
if it wasn't for our Delinda.Copy !req
701. Thanks, Mike.Copy !req
702. Okay. Since you're dying
to know,
the high rollers are lesbians.Copy !req
703. Including Mike's ex-bird.
Yep.Copy !req
704. Whoa, you turned a girl gay?Copy !req
705. I didn't turn her gay.
Yeah, you did.Copy !req
706. And I have a letter from her
to back that up.Copy !req
707. Whoa.
Wait.Copy !req
708. Did you say yes?
Yes to what?Copy !req
709. She wants his sperm.
What?Copy !req
710. No.Copy !req
711. Oh, my God.Copy !req
712. And?Copy !req
713. And, I've decided
I'm saving...Copy !req
714. my boys for the
girl of my dreams.Copy !req
715. Good.Copy !req
716. Unless you turn
her gay, too.
You get three...Copy !req
717. then I start whupping
your ass.Copy !req
718. Hey, I want to make a toast
to Delinda.Copy !req
719. We're glad you're safe.
We're glad you're back.Copy !req
720. And I'm glad I've never given
you a reason to kick me
in the sack.Copy !req
721. Ditto on that, sir.
Cheers.Copy !req
722. My man. To Delinda.Copy !req
723. To Delinda.Copy !req
724. Cheers to Mike's sperm.Copy !req
725. Mike's sperm.
Mike's sperm.Copy !req