1. Have you seen the new tiger show?Copy !req
2. No, not yet.Copy !req
3. I can't believe it. What's wrong?Copy !req
4. The sister girl in the red
blazer. Name's Nina St. John.Copy !req
5. She's beautiful. Do you know
her? She's my college sweetheart.Copy !req
6. The one who got away.Copy !req
7. The one all other women
are measured against.Copy !req
8. Wow.Copy !req
9. Wait. Aren't you going to say hello?Copy !req
10. Oh, no. I thought maybe
I'd go and throw up.Copy !req
11. All right. Are you a man or a wimp?Copy !req
12. Go and talk to her.Copy !req
13. Well, I'm pretty sure
she doesn't want to see me.Copy !req
14. Come on, you're older, wiser.
Abs of steel.Copy !req
15. You may even be able to win her back.Copy !req
16. You really think I could get her back?Copy !req
17. She isn't with anybody.Copy !req
18. Wish me luck. Good luck.Copy !req
19. Okay. Come on Jay Jackson
from Oregon.Copy !req
20. Go, baby.Copy !req
21. It's your lucky day.Copy !req
22. Oh, my God, Michael Cannon. Hi.Copy !req
23. You look great, Nina. You, too. Wow.Copy !req
24. These are my friends Debbie
and Rhona. How's it going?Copy !req
25. Hi, Michael. Hello.Copy !req
26. So, you staying here?Copy !req
27. Actually, I work here.
In Surveillance and Security.Copy !req
28. Wow.Copy !req
29. Okay, I haven't seen an
odd number since daybreak.Copy !req
30. I'm going with five, nine...Copy !req
31. Well, I just wanted to say hi.
I'll let you get back.Copy !req
32. I'm sorry. We're just on such a roll here.Copy !req
33. Well, why don't we grab
a drink later? Sure.Copy !req
34. Nine.Copy !req
35. Unbelievable.Copy !req
36. You owe me $864. What?Copy !req
37. You order a round of drinks
for the house, you pay for them.Copy !req
38. House rule. Look, I was just trying...Copy !req
39. to get laid last night.Copy !req
40. Make this chick think that I was loaded.Copy !req
41. Yeah. Doesn't look like your plan worked.Copy !req
42. Which is why I didn't pay.Copy !req
43. I didn't get what I was paying for.
Anyway, what's the Montecito make a year?Copy !req
44. Like $18 billion? So what's
a round of drinks to you guys?Copy !req
45. It's theft, Frank. Theft.Copy !req
46. So either you find a way to
pay or... I can't. I can't pay.Copy !req
47. I blew all my cash down at the tables.Copy !req
48. Well, then it's going on your room charge.
And if you can't find a way to pay...Copy !req
49. Well, I know you're not that
dumb. You'll find a way to pay.Copy !req
50. Vegas sucks, man.Copy !req
51. Well.Copy !req
52. Okay. Sam, it's nice.Copy !req
53. Could you just take the earrings
out for me? Okay, thanks.Copy !req
54. Jenny, excellent. Lanie, good.
Could I check the nails?Copy !req
55. Trim those, please.Copy !req
56. Sam seems really nervous.
Must be one big whale.Copy !req
57. Yep. Flies in by helicopter,
rents out the whole seventh floor.Copy !req
58. You're kidding me, right?
Go shave. Now.Copy !req
59. Unbelievable. Nice.Copy !req
60. Maybe it's the President.Copy !req
61. No. The whole place would be
swarming with Secret Service.Copy !req
62. My money's on Prince William.
Ha, you wish.Copy !req
63. Yes, I do. Yeah, you do.Copy !req
64. You're both way off. The high
roller's name is Scott Steindorff.Copy !req
65. Scott Steindorff. I've never
heard of him. Me, neither.Copy !req
66. The guy's some
kind of real estate tycoon.Copy !req
67. Pretty much owns Scottsdale.
He's also a germaphobe.Copy !req
68. Turned the whole seventh floor
into one big sterilized room.Copy !req
69. Well, Vegas wouldn't be
Vegas without the freak show.Copy !req
70. You gotta give the guy an A for
effort. I give him an A for ass.Copy !req
71. Are you turning
into a man-hater, Delinda?Copy !req
72. Not at all. At least three out
of 100 are tolerable.Copy !req
73. Who's the last guy you
found tolerable? Besides you?Copy !req
74. What's wrong? Whoa.Copy !req
75. What is that smell?Copy !req
76. Hotel Security, are you there?Copy !req
77. You wait here. Okay.Copy !req
78. Oh, damn.Copy !req
79. God.Copy !req
80. Oh, my God. That's him. Who?Copy !req
81. The last guy I met who wasn't a jerk.Copy !req
82. Lot of good that did him.Copy !req
83. I'm gonna puke.Copy !req
84. You got it. Let's put him up.Copy !req
85. So, who is the guy? Well,
according to this note...Copy !req
86. and the prescription bottle here in
the satchel, the name is Peter Greco.Copy !req
87. Checked in four days ago under
the alias, Richard Jones.Copy !req
88. I met him in Cup-A Jo's
and we talked about music.Copy !req
89. He didn't seem suicidal.Copy !req
90. Greco had some outstanding
warrants and a lot of debt.Copy !req
91. Not anymore he hasn't.Copy !req
92. Maybe this was the easy way out. Yeah.Copy !req
93. Daddy, he seemed sort of happy.Copy !req
94. Well, when you met him, honey...Copy !req
95. but a lot of times the world sees one
thing and the truth is something else.Copy !req
96. Danny have the hall secured? Yeah.Copy !req
97. You got a clear shot to the freight
elevator, shouldn't run into any guests.Copy !req
98. Nessa.Copy !req
99. Nina wants to have a drink.Copy !req
100. Well, that's promising, right?Copy !req
101. Well, she broke up with me because
she thought she can do better.Copy !req
102. It's a pity drink. No. I
didn't see a wedding ring.Copy !req
103. And I'm sure you've checked the registry.Copy !req
104. Last name's still St. John,
but she could be...Copy !req
105. But nothing.Copy !req
106. The woman's still up for grabs, which
means she's yours for the taking.Copy !req
107. And I can help you get her. How?Copy !req
108. All right. Rule Number 1:Copy !req
109. Women are attracted to men
who are taken.Copy !req
110. So from this moment on, you have me.Copy !req
111. Okay. I'm liking this plan.
What's Rule Number 2?Copy !req
112. When you're having the drink,
talk about anything...Copy !req
113. her parents, her career,
her favorite color.Copy !req
114. But do not ask her about relationships.Copy !req
115. You don't care, you've moved
on. You're not invested.Copy !req
116. It's blue. Her favorite color.
Cerulean blue, actually.Copy !req
117. Quit being such a woman.Copy !req
118. Be forgetful, distracted,
detached. That's what you men do.Copy !req
119. And you women find that attractive?Copy !req
120. Yeah, for some reason
we love that. All right.Copy !req
121. The last rule is walk away first.Copy !req
122. That, my good friend, is the power move.Copy !req
123. When your glass is almost
empty, check your watch...Copy !req
124. and get the hell out of there.Copy !req
125. You're a very busy man. Busy's hot?Copy !req
126. Hot! Trust me.Copy !req
127. I think you'll find everything to
your satisfaction, Mr. Steindorff.Copy !req
128. Did you just sniffle? Absolutely not.Copy !req
129. Whatever happened at the
Bellagio, I assure you...Copy !req
130. it will not be happening here
at the Montecito.Copy !req
131. I don't want to talk about the
Bellagio. Forget I mentioned it.Copy !req
132. Mr. Steindorff?Copy !req
133. We have a new mattress for you
sir. New pillows, towels, linens.Copy !req
134. All of the carpets have
been steam cleaned. Twice.Copy !req
135. You know, people don't
realize how quickly...Copy !req
136. dust mites can consume a mattress.Copy !req
137. Yes. Well, people are stupid, sir.Copy !req
138. They're filthy. That's what they are.Copy !req
139. There's no dust.Copy !req
140. You certain? I use a
special magnetic cloth. See?Copy !req
141. Yes, I do.Copy !req
142. Do you know that most dust
isn't really dust at all?Copy !req
143. Is that right? It's
primarily dead skin cells.Copy !req
144. Hey, Daddy. Hey, sweetie.Copy !req
145. How you feeling? Suspicious.Copy !req
146. What's this?Copy !req
147. Remember I told you
I talked to the dead guy?Copy !req
148. Yeah. About music or something. Yeah.Copy !req
149. He wrote the name of a CD
he thought I'd like.Copy !req
150. I found it in my purse.
A Brazil Chill double CD set.Copy !req
151. Okay. I don't get it. I
remembered the suicide note...Copy !req
152. and I had a flash.Copy !req
153. I think the handwriting
on this is different.Copy !req
154. Cops see this? No. I
just remembered I had it.Copy !req
155. Daddy, you saw the suicide note.Copy !req
156. Don't you think these letters
are taller and neater?Copy !req
157. I couldn't tell you.Copy !req
158. Maybe we could get a copy
of the suicide note from Luis.Copy !req
159. We could compare it.Copy !req
160. New cards, new chips.Copy !req
161. New felt, just for you.Copy !req
162. Did you know that only
two people out of every 10...Copy !req
163. wash their hands
after going to the bathroom?Copy !req
164. Look around you.Copy !req
165. Thousands of grubby little
hands, all pushing, pulling...Copy !req
166. smearing.Copy !req
167. That is a little disgusting. Yeah.Copy !req
168. The only thing better than
clean cards are lucky ones.Copy !req
169. See, you and the Montecito
are meant to be.Copy !req
170. You know, Samantha, I have
to say I am impressed.Copy !req
171. You've impressed me.Copy !req
172. Well, thank you, sir. I just try to do my...Copy !req
173. It's not just your preparatory work,
but I can see that you exfoliate.Copy !req
174. Excuse me? Yes, your skin.Copy !req
175. Oh, my skin. There's really no excuse...Copy !req
176. for an oily t-zone, blemishes.Copy !req
177. They're all just vivid symbols of
poor hygiene. But your skin is...Copy !req
178. relatively flawless.Copy !req
179. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
180. Sir, can I get you a drink from
the bar? After I wash my hands...Copy !req
181. with hot water, of course.
You know, studies have shown...Copy !req
182. that hot water is no more
effective than cold water.Copy !req
183. As long as you've got a
really good anti-bacterial...Copy !req
184. That is... Not mine.Copy !req
185. Nice kitty.Copy !req
186. Mary, why is there a tiger in the hallway?Copy !req
187. I don't know.Copy !req
188. Shouldn't we do something?Copy !req
189. You go on ahead.Copy !req
190. I'm perfectly content
just standing here frozen.Copy !req
191. Me, too. Yeah.Copy !req
192. There you are, you naughty kitty.Copy !req
193. Where have you been, my
naughty girl. Good girl. Yeah.Copy !req
194. Where have you been, huh?
We've got a show to put on.Copy !req
195. Oh. Sorry about that. Somebody
left the stage door open.Copy !req
196. She must have just walked off.Copy !req
197. Good. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
198. Time to go to work.
Good girl. Good. Come on.Copy !req
199. Good tiger. Come on.
Good girl. Come on. Good.Copy !req
200. I think I peed myself. Yeah. Me, too.Copy !req
201. Did you hear that Mike's college
sweetheart is here at the Montecito?Copy !req
202. No. No, I didn't.
He's trying to win her back.Copy !req
203. Oh, that's so sweet. I'm helping him.Copy !req
204. Great. That's great.Copy !req
205. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
206. Who's this?Copy !req
207. His name is Garvin Beckman.Copy !req
208. He's a handwriting analyst.
What's he doing?Copy !req
209. He's comparing Peter Greco's suicide
note to another writing sample.Copy !req
210. Didn't the police rule it a suicide?Copy !req
211. Yeah, well, Delinda
had a hunch that it wasn't.Copy !req
212. Delinda had a hunch.Copy !req
213. You find that funny, do you?Copy !req
214. Okay, I'm done here, Ed.
What do you got?Copy !req
215. I think your daughter's right.Copy !req
216. There's absolutely no way the
same guy wrote both these notes.Copy !req
217. Good job, Delinda.Copy !req
218. We have the late Peter Greco
going into his room...Copy !req
219. for the last time at 8:07 p. m.Copy !req
220. Coroner thought he died
between 10:00 and midnight...Copy !req
221. drug overdose, right?Copy !req
222. I don't see anything that says foul play.Copy !req
223. Do you? I mean, he went into
his room alone. Never came out.Copy !req
224. That's nothing out of the ordinary.Copy !req
225. Could've been drugged somewhere else.Copy !req
226. Yes, Sherlock. That is possible.Copy !req
227. Ed, we don't have anything
to back that up.Copy !req
228. Well, Luis tells me this guy's
a real low-life.Copy !req
229. Tell you what, why don't we
just track his whole stay here.Copy !req
230. You know, maybe we find
somebody he ran into.Copy !req
231. His whole stay? But he
checked in last Tuesday.Copy !req
232. Yeah, and?Copy !req
233. Well, that's...Copy !req
234. Okay. Sure.Copy !req
235. Who is Mike's friend? What?Copy !req
236. She's cute.Copy !req
237. Wow.Copy !req
238. It's so great seeing you, Michael.Copy !req
239. You look just the same. Tall,
handsome, that great smile.Copy !req
240. You, too.Copy !req
241. So, how are your parents doing?Copy !req
242. Les and Gail are fine. They've
asked about you 100 times, of course.Copy !req
243. I think you were their favorite.Copy !req
244. They have good taste.Copy !req
245. So, what is it you're doing these days?Copy !req
246. Internet. I founded an on-line
tracking company in San Francisco.Copy !req
247. And the stock went public
a few years ago.Copy !req
248. So you're a big success.
Sounds like you got it all.Copy !req
249. Well, not everything.Copy !req
250. There is one thing that's missing.Copy !req
251. Hello, darling. Hey.Copy !req
252. Nina St. John, this is Nessa Holt.Copy !req
253. Mike has told me so much
about you. It's a pleasure.Copy !req
254. So, you two went to college
together. That's so cute.Copy !req
255. So, you two are a couple?Copy !req
256. Well, for quite a while now.Copy !req
257. Oh, he's great. But I don't
need to tell you that, do I?Copy !req
258. No, you don't.Copy !req
259. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
interrupt your little reunion.Copy !req
260. I wanted to remind this one about
dinner tonight. 9:00, my place.Copy !req
261. I'm cooking your favorite.
I wouldn't miss it.Copy !req
262. Nice to meet you, Nessa. Oh, you, too.Copy !req
263. Bye.Copy !req
264. Wow, what a woman. What a woman.Copy !req
265. Nina, I would love to sit
and chat some more...Copy !req
266. but I am late for a meeting.Copy !req
267. Well, maybe we could have
dinner. Oh, right...Copy !req
268. you have dinner plans tonight. Yeah.Copy !req
269. How about coffee tomorrow
morning? 9:00 a. M?Copy !req
270. Yeah, I could probably do that. Yeah.Copy !req
271. Day number two of his stay, Greco
left his room at 9:44 a. M...Copy !req
272. went straight to Cup-A Jo's
for a cup of coffee...Copy !req
273. which is where he ran into
you. Stayed there for a while.Copy !req
274. Read the paper. Then went
out to play some roulette...Copy !req
275. for about an hour or so
early in the afternoon...Copy !req
276. but never talked to anybody
other than the dealer.Copy !req
277. After that, he went
to the spa, from 3:00 to 4:15.Copy !req
278. After that, he went out the main doors.Copy !req
279. He said something
about going sightseeing.Copy !req
280. Now he comes back in the hotel, 7:45.Copy !req
281. He plays the slots from 7:50 to 8:22.Copy !req
282. Wait a minute. I got him having
a drink at the Bella Sera at 8:10.Copy !req
283. Well, that makes no sense.Copy !req
284. No. Mitch, throw both these
images up on the split screen.Copy !req
285. You got it.Copy !req
286. We've got two Peter Grecos.
They do look a lot alike.Copy !req
287. I'm gonna run facial
recognition on both of them.Copy !req
288. I lost Scott Steindorff.Copy !req
289. What do you mean, you lost him?Copy !req
290. He fired me. There was this loose hair.Copy !req
291. And he shuddered. He's
probably packing as we speak.Copy !req
292. That's a bummer.Copy !req
293. You have really good people skills.Copy !req
294. Thank you.Copy !req
295. You always smell nice. I try.Copy !req
296. You have good skin. Genetics.Copy !req
297. And you're bald. Really?Copy !req
298. You could fill in for me. He was
only freaked out about the hair.Copy !req
299. See, he thought it was my hair.
I know my... It doesn't matter.Copy !req
300. If Steindorff leaves,
we lose $10,000 a hand...Copy !req
301. not to mention 96 booked rooms.Copy !req
302. You want me to be his casino host? Yes.Copy !req
303. Sam, I wouldn't know what to say.Copy !req
304. Yes, you would. You have the fancy
degree. You're gonna be great.Copy !req
305. Oh, and then I'll owe you one.Copy !req
306. Hey. I heard about the hair. I am sorry.Copy !req
307. No. No, it...Copy !req
308. But listen. What about them?Copy !req
309. Those three women over there,
they've been on a roll all day.Copy !req
310. I heard they're up oodles.Copy !req
311. Define oodles. Six figures.Copy !req
312. Good enough. Okay. Wait.Copy !req
313. The one in the red
is Mike's college girlfriend.Copy !req
314. He's trying to win her back.Copy !req
315. How does that help me?
Oh, I can work with that.Copy !req
316. Come on, Debbie. I need
a new house. Okay. Blow.Copy !req
317. Come on. I need a new house, girl.Copy !req
318. Eleven!Copy !req
319. Congratulations.Copy !req
320. Thanks. I'm Samantha Marquez.Copy !req
321. I'm a host here at the casino.
A host? There's a casino host...Copy !req
322. talking to us. Yeah, I heard.Copy !req
323. Listen, any friend of Mike
Cannon's is a friend of mine.Copy !req
324. So, please don't hesitate
to ask if you need anything.Copy !req
325. I like the sound of that.Copy !req
326. You know Mike? Well, of course.Copy !req
327. Everybody in Vegas knows Mike.
He's so hot, funny, and smart.Copy !req
328. Ms. Marquez is very apologetic
about the unfortunate...Copy !req
329. transgression that took place
earlier at the blackjack table.Copy !req
330. And she completely understands
if you no longer want her...Copy !req
331. to be your casino host.
But since you are here...Copy !req
332. you have this nice suite, a whole
disinfected floor, in fact...Copy !req
333. maybe I can be of assistance
from this point forward.Copy !req
334. You're a host? Well,
technically, I'm in surveillance.Copy !req
335. But the heavy lifting's done,
all right? So, how hard can it be?Copy !req
336. I'll tell you what will get me to stay here.Copy !req
337. The one who cleaned this room...Copy !req
338. Jenny, I think her name was. Jenny.Copy !req
339. Yeah. Used a magnetic cloth.
Lots of spirit.Copy !req
340. You want maid service?
No, I want her to be my host.Copy !req
341. With all due respect, Jenny doesn't
know how to be a casino host.Copy !req
342. Yeah. Well, neither do you.
Now, Mr. Cannon...Copy !req
343. I appreciate your efforts,
and your devout attention...Copy !req
344. to flossing, but unless you can tell me...Copy !req
345. that Jenny is going to be my new
host, I'm walking out of here.Copy !req
346. You decide. Then it's settled.Copy !req
347. Jenny's your casino host.Copy !req
348. So, tell me what a
casino host really does?Copy !req
349. Like for us? You mean
things that are legal?Copy !req
350. Funny. I can pretty much do anything.Copy !req
351. I can get you into any club
or restaurant in town.Copy !req
352. I can bump you up to a suite.Copy !req
353. I can get you front row
center seats to any show.Copy !req
354. Sounds good. Let's go out.
Now? What about our streak?Copy !req
355. I think we should quit while we're ahead.Copy !req
356. Craps.Copy !req
357. Your friend's smart.
You should listen to her.Copy !req
358. Come on, we've been at this
table for over 12 hours.Copy !req
359. Okay. There is this club I heard about.Copy !req
360. You're coming with us, right?Copy !req
361. No. But I'll hook you girls up.Copy !req
362. Come on, you're our host.Copy !req
363. What kind of host doesn't come
to the party?Copy !req
364. All right. I'll come for a few minutes.Copy !req
365. All right. And invite them.Copy !req
366. Whoa. Those girls are hot.Copy !req
367. I get the blonde.Copy !req
368. Did I do something wrong?
It's about Mr. Steindorff.Copy !req
369. What about him? He'd like
for you to be his casino host.Copy !req
370. Just for tonight. What? I
don't know anything about that.Copy !req
371. Well, it's really important to us.Copy !req
372. And, you can make
some pretty good money.Copy !req
373. Yeah, good money for one night.Copy !req
374. If it's so important to you how
about a raise on my everyday job?Copy !req
375. I'm sure that can be arranged.Copy !req
376. And I want a top locker.Copy !req
377. Sylvie got one last week and I've
been here three months longer.Copy !req
378. You're quite the negotiator.
Anything else?Copy !req
379. How about a new dress? I can't
wear this if I'm a casino host.Copy !req
380. I'll call Estelle at the
boutique. She'll set you up.Copy !req
381. Deal.Copy !req
382. It was so sweet of you guys to invite us.Copy !req
383. The more the merrier.Copy !req
384. More champagne for everybody.Copy !req
385. Yeah. Yes.Copy !req
386. Thank you. These are
great. Are these amethyst?Copy !req
387. I love your necklace.Copy !req
388. We haven't had a girls' night
out like this in forever.Copy !req
389. No, trust me. We have not.Copy !req
390. Please. If there were men in this car...Copy !req
391. we'd probably end up at the tractor pull.Copy !req
392. Or the boat show. Yeah.Copy !req
393. No conversation. Nachos for
dinner. Then he has the nerve...Copy !req
394. to think I'm so grateful that
I'm going to sleep with him.Copy !req
395. What is that all about?Copy !req
396. Food, machinery, and sex.
Men are simple.Copy !req
397. Where's the challenge in that?
I want complexity.Copy !req
398. I want to peel the onion. I'll
tell you where the challenge is.Copy !req
399. Getting them to commit, which
I have finally given up on.Copy !req
400. Cheers to that. Amen, sister.Copy !req
401. I knew you went to the same
church. Didn't I tell you?Copy !req
402. Oh, me? Oh, no, I haven't been
to church in years.Copy !req
403. You know, except like
for Christmas, of course.Copy !req
404. Mary, I think she's talking
about all of us being gay.Copy !req
405. You know, "same church."Copy !req
406. Mary? Oh.Copy !req
407. Mary? Will you help me
pour the champagne over here?Copy !req
408. Sure. You want some more champagne?Copy !req
409. That'd be great.
More champagne over here.Copy !req
410. You could have told us.Copy !req
411. Yeah. You could have told us.Copy !req
412. So what? They're lesbians.Copy !req
413. They're perfect gentlemen. Besides,
they were on a winning streak...Copy !req
414. with no end in sight.
I had to figure out a way...Copy !req
415. to get them away from the table.Copy !req
416. Okay, so if it comes down to it,
I get the one in the gold top.Copy !req
417. The guy at the Bella Sera
is Peter Albert Greco.Copy !req
418. The guy at the slot machines
is Richard Jones.Copy !req
419. So if Richard Jones checked
in using his real name...Copy !req
420. why would he go to all of the trouble...Copy !req
421. of pretending to be someone else...Copy !req
422. when he killed himself?Copy !req
423. He wouldn't.Copy !req
424. Greco stole his identity.Copy !req
425. Then he killed him.Copy !req
426. Love your work.Copy !req
427. Wow. She's really, really talented, huh?Copy !req
428. So most of these strippers are gay?Copy !req
429. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
430. These men throwing their money away,
like idiots, thinking that these girls...Copy !req
431. actually want to be polishing
their belt buckles with their asses.Copy !req
432. It's enough to turn any girl into a lesbian.Copy !req
433. Aren't we throwing our money away, too?Copy !req
434. Yeah. Damn it, Sam. I'm out of fives.Copy !req
435. What are you crying about?
I'm not the freaking bank.Copy !req
436. I'm gonna cut you off after this.Copy !req
437. Deb's been gone a really long time.Copy !req
438. Do you think she's okay?
She looks okay to me.Copy !req
439. I've never had a lap dance.
D, I know you've had...Copy !req
440. a boyfriend who took you to a strip club...Copy !req
441. and gave you a lap dance hoping
to make you crave a three-way.Copy !req
442. No. No?Copy !req
443. I did once. Didn't work.Copy !req
444. Everyone deserves one lap
dance in their lifetime.Copy !req
445. Where's the champagne?
Let's go, girlies.Copy !req
446. No, no. I'm cool. You're coming.Copy !req
447. Come on. Come on. Thanks.Copy !req
448. All right. You stay here with your friends.Copy !req
449. Just the man I was looking for.Copy !req
450. Hey, Nessa. How's the Nina thing going?Copy !req
451. Oh, you know, it's going.Copy !req
452. Failing miserably, huh?Copy !req
453. Oh, no.Copy !req
454. You don't understand. See, first a
man's gotta work his magic recipe.Copy !req
455. Oh.Copy !req
456. You mix in the secret herbs and spices.Copy !req
457. And you gotta give it
some time. Let it simmer.Copy !req
458. Percolate. You know? Then it
starts to sink into the bone.Copy !req
459. Right. Clearly this cooking
analogy isn't getting you very far.Copy !req
460. You know, Nessa, when we were
back in Bella Sera...Copy !req
461. doing that whole me, you kissing
thing. And then there was...Copy !req
462. that second me, you kissing
thing, which was longer...Copy !req
463. and a lot wetter.Copy !req
464. You mean when I slipped
you the tongue?Copy !req
465. Yeah. That's what I'm talking
about. I know this may sound crazy...Copy !req
466. but it didn't feel like you
were just helping out a friend.Copy !req
467. Maybe that's not all it was.Copy !req
468. So you weren't faking it?Copy !req
469. Why do men always think
that women are faking it?Copy !req
470. Because you can. Okay, so what...Copy !req
471. I just happened to run
into you in the hallway...Copy !req
472. hundreds of yards from the casino floor?Copy !req
473. Mike, it's obvious you felt it, too.Copy !req
474. Helping you out with Nina was the
perfect way for me to make a move...Copy !req
475. without it seeming like
I was making a move.Copy !req
476. Oh. See, I knew you weren't
faking it. And, I...Copy !req
477. Wait. I am all confused and tingly...Copy !req
478. in places. What about Nina?Copy !req
479. I talked to Nina. You can have us both.Copy !req
480. Really?Copy !req
481. In your dreams.Copy !req
482. Psych.Copy !req
483. That's a good one there, Ness.Copy !req
484. Yeah. You got me.Copy !req
485. Richard Jones was a successful
investor in Cincinnati.Copy !req
486. He had great credit, big
savings account. No record.Copy !req
487. And no family either.Copy !req
488. Perfect identity-theft victim.
Perfect any-kind-of-victim.Copy !req
489. He wasn't even reported missing.Copy !req
490. So Greco stumbles across
Richard Jones...Copy !req
491. notices they look alike, right?Copy !req
492. Right. Targets him. Kills him...Copy !req
493. assumes his identity,
then erases his own.Copy !req
494. We can assume that Greco
doses Jones' food or drink.Copy !req
495. And then lifts his wallet.Copy !req
496. It didn't happen here.Copy !req
497. We would have seen that on
the surveillance tape, right?Copy !req
498. Okay. So the guy comes back
to the hotel...Copy !req
499. he's unaware, goes up to
his room. Takes a little nap.Copy !req
500. Turns out to be the big sleep.Copy !req
501. Greco could be anywhere by now.Copy !req
502. Hi.Copy !req
503. Hey.Copy !req
504. So, do you think I should hit or stay?Copy !req
505. I don't really care.Copy !req
506. Twenty-one. Yeah.Copy !req
507. You're my lucky charm, Jenny. Yeah.Copy !req
508. You sure you don't want to play?Copy !req
509. Oh, no. I work hard for my money.Copy !req
510. I can't afford to risk losing
it. So, you live in Vegas...Copy !req
511. but you don't gamble? Gambling
isn't just frivolous...Copy !req
512. it's downright obscene. And
how is everything going here?Copy !req
513. I'd rather be home, but I can
certainly use the extra cash.Copy !req
514. See, this is what I like about her.Copy !req
515. You just say what you think.Copy !req
516. It's very refreshing.Copy !req
517. Well, that's no wonder.Copy !req
518. You probably have a boardroom
full of suck-ups working for you.Copy !req
519. There you go.Copy !req
520. I'm Delinda. I'm delighted.Copy !req
521. Richard Jones.Copy !req
522. Richard Jones?Copy !req
523. So, Delinda, if you don't work here...Copy !req
524. then I have to assume you're
another kind of working girl.Copy !req
525. Am I right? No, I'm just out with friends.Copy !req
526. At a strip club?Copy !req
527. Yeah, they're gay. Oh.Copy !req
528. You're gonna break my heart
if you tell me you're a lesbo.Copy !req
529. No.Copy !req
530. I'm so, so sorry.Copy !req
531. That's okay. That's okay.
I'll get you another one.Copy !req
532. Thanks. I'm gonna run to the
ladies' room. Be right back.Copy !req
533. I got that from the cab
driver. Oh, yeah. Cool.Copy !req
534. I rechecked all the footage. Greco
and Jones never came in contact.Copy !req
535. He was probably casing the guy.
Making sure he hasn't got any company.Copy !req
536. Where you going, home? No.Copy !req
537. Jillian made a reservation at that
Chinese place over at the Venetian.Copy !req
538. Well, have fun. Well, you, too.
Whatever it is you're doing.Copy !req
539. This is Ed Deline. Eave me a message...Copy !req
540. and I'll get back to you
as soon as I can. Thank you.Copy !req
541. Daddy, it's me. Please don't be
mad, but I know where Peter Greco is.Copy !req
542. He's at the Spearmint Rhino.Copy !req
543. You need to call the police right away.
I'll keep him here as long as I can... Help!Copy !req
544. Thank you, God.Copy !req
545. Oh, my head. Oh, my God, I know.Copy !req
546. Did you...Copy !req
547. Hi. Hello.Copy !req
548. You don't think
that something happened?Copy !req
549. I can't remember. So I'm gonna go
with wishful thinking and say no.Copy !req
550. Well, thanks. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
551. Well, hello, Sam, we're friends.Copy !req
552. And PS, neither of us is gay. Right?Copy !req
553. Well, I mean, I like to think that
you fall for the person, not the sex.Copy !req
554. Sam, it's Ed. Open up.Copy !req
555. Hi. You're all here.Copy !req
556. I called up here and
nobody answered. Why?Copy !req
557. Am I the only one working
up here? Where's Delinda?Copy !req
558. Delinda didn't come back with us.Copy !req
559. But I'm sure she's okay.
No, she is not okay.Copy !req
560. She left me a message
on my cell last night...Copy !req
561. but I left the damn thing
on the desk. Now where is she?Copy !req
562. I don't... She was talking to that hot guy.Copy !req
563. Come on. Come on.
I assumed they hit it off...Copy !req
564. and she left with him.
With him. Is this him?Copy !req
565. Yeah, that's him.Copy !req
566. Let me out of here!Copy !req
567. Shut up!Copy !req
568. You freak! Shut the hell up!Copy !req
569. Shut up!Copy !req
570. My father's gonna kick your ass!Copy !req
571. So, if you're a lesbian...Copy !req
572. does that mean I was your beard?Copy !req
573. This wasn't something
I knew back in college.Copy !req
574. You know, it happened later.
It just felt more right.Copy !req
575. You know, it's like the
difference between color...Copy !req
576. and black and white.
Well, I got news for you.Copy !req
577. The classics are in black and white.Copy !req
578. So you're not upset?Copy !req
579. No. It's a relief actually.
All this time, I thought...Copy !req
580. maybe you found a better apple.Copy !req
581. Now I know you wanted an orange instead.
So, I can't be blaming me for that...Copy !req
582. unless I made you gay.Copy !req
583. Did I make you gay, Nina?
Nobody makes anybody gay.Copy !req
584. Well, I'll need a notarized
letter saying as such.Copy !req
585. I got a buddy, Danny, who's gonna
give me so much grief about this.Copy !req
586. I'll be happy to explain
it to him. And maybe...Copy !req
587. you could do me a favor in return?Copy !req
588. Yeah.Copy !req
589. Yeah, I've been thinking about
this ever since yesterday...Copy !req
590. when I first saw you. What's that?Copy !req
591. Remember in the bar, when I
said I had almost everything?Copy !req
592. I want a baby.Copy !req
593. You're not thinking
what I think you're thinking?Copy !req
594. Oh, I think I am.Copy !req
595. Please. Come on. Please!Copy !req
596. Greco used Jones' credit card
at a gas station near Barstow...Copy !req
597. about 20 minutes ago.Copy !req
598. Did anybody see Delinda with him? No.Copy !req
599. The APB's been issued.Copy !req
600. William Five. Copy your 10-7.Copy !req
601. Request on your code
has been put through.Copy !req
602. Yes, come on.Copy !req
603. This is Victor Nine. I'm in
pursuit of a late model Regal.Copy !req
604. Nevada license plate number
B-L-B-2-6-3.Copy !req
605. You wanna run that for me?Copy !req
606. All right, I got it.Copy !req
607. Greco's car's been spotted.
The Highway Patrol's in pursuit.Copy !req
608. Thank God. Let's take
Steindorff's helicopter.Copy !req
609. Wait a minute, Ed.
You can't just take that.Copy !req
610. Are you kidding me?
Screw you. Arrest me.Copy !req
611. Pull over! I repeat, pull over!Copy !req
612. Yes.Copy !req
613. Victor Nine, please proceed with caution.Copy !req
614. Suspect is Peter Albert Greco, wanted
for questioning by as Vegas Metro.Copy !req
615. Let me out of here!Copy !req
616. Mr. Steindorff, sir. Hi.Copy !req
617. Oh, hi. I'm so sorry. I did see...Copy !req
618. the maid service sign on the
door, but I didn't know...Copy !req
619. I didn't realize it was this
kind of maid service going on.Copy !req
620. No. It's quite all right. I plan
to shout it from the rooftops.Copy !req
621. Great. Well, it's funny that
you mention rooftops, sir.Copy !req
622. Because the president of our hotel...Copy !req
623. he has a bit of an emergency.
And he was just wondering if...Copy !req
624. it was okay if he just
borrowed your helicopter?Copy !req
625. Sam, I heard it take off five minutes ago.Copy !req
626. Which is why I'm hoping
you'll just say yes.Copy !req
627. Oh, it's okay. Scott and I aren't
taking off until late this afternoon.Copy !req
628. Scott and I. Got it. Okay.Copy !req
629. I'm sorry. Can I just ask you
why you're wearing the hairnets?Copy !req
630. No, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
631. Richard Jones, I don't know
what you were running from.Copy !req
632. I was just gonna tell you
your taillights were out.Copy !req
633. What the...Copy !req
634. He's not Richard Jones. His
name is Peter Greco...Copy !req
635. and he has a record. She's
lying. She's just pissed at me.Copy !req
636. The woman you had locked
in your trunk is lying?Copy !req
637. Yeah. Call Luis Perez...Copy !req
638. at the Las Vegas Police Department.Copy !req
639. He'll tell you. You shut
your mouth, you blonde bitch.Copy !req
640. You shut up! You need lessons
on how to treat a lady.Copy !req
641. It's a lover's quarrel. He kidnapped me.Copy !req
642. She's getting back at me.
He murdered the real...Copy !req
643. Richard Jones back in Vegas.Copy !req
644. You know how it is, man. He's a liar.Copy !req
645. All right!Copy !req
646. So she's just trying to get back at you.Copy !req
647. And he's a murderer, a kidnapper,
and a liar. Anything else?Copy !req
648. One more thing.Copy !req
649. I think we should take
a ride back to my station.Copy !req
650. Thanks, but I already have a ride.Copy !req
651. Yeah.Copy !req
652. Hey, good-looking.Copy !req
653. Delinda's okay.
I didn't know she wasn't okay.Copy !req
654. Well, it all happened so fast...Copy !req
655. but she and Ed are on their way back.Copy !req
656. What happened? I'll tell you about it later.Copy !req
657. I have to talk to you about Nina.Copy !req
658. She's a lesbian. I know.
She told me at breakfast.Copy !req
659. So why are you so happy? Nina
asked me to father her baby.Copy !req
660. She thinks that I am
the ultimate male specimen.Copy !req
661. You're kidding? No, I'm not kidding.Copy !req
662. You might as well pick a man who
gives you the whole package...Copy !req
663. flawless genetics, MIT
graduate, gifted athlete...Copy !req
664. as we know, personality plus.
Don't forget this ass.Copy !req
665. Did you say yes? I gotta
give her an answer soon.Copy !req
666. But one last little interlude
does sound tempting.Copy !req
667. I think the definition of
lesbian is no sex with men.Copy !req
668. This isn't just sex. It's creating life.Copy !req
669. And you didn't see...Copy !req
670. the way she looked at me.
Put her hand on mine.Copy !req
671. So, you're saying yes?Copy !req
672. Well, if not for you, then for the world.Copy !req
673. I mean, think what kind of
offspring the two of us will produce.Copy !req
674. It'll be like the beginning
of a new master race.Copy !req
675. Oh. So we can hook up
whenever you're ready.Copy !req
676. You know, I'm secure in that...Copy !req
677. because while you might be emotionally
more attracted to the ladies...Copy !req
678. you can't deny the physical
chemistry we've always had.Copy !req
679. Michael... I guess
some things, you know...Copy !req
680. transcend gender labels.
You know what? I'm sorry.Copy !req
681. I should have been more clear.Copy !req
682. See my partner, Pam...Copy !req
683. she's the one who's actually
going to carry the baby.Copy !req
684. Oh. She doesn't really like Vegas...Copy !req
685. so she didn't come. But I convinced
her to fly in and meet you.Copy !req
686. She's coming here? Yeah.Copy !req
687. Oh, look. There she is. Pam!Copy !req
688. She's never been with a man,
so it's probably better...Copy !req
689. to do intrauterine insemination.Copy !req
690. Yeah, much.Copy !req
691. Hey.Copy !req
692. Hey, Ed can't make it, but he sent this.Copy !req
693. No champagne for me ever.Copy !req
694. How did the three of you end
up at the strip joint together?Copy !req
695. You really want to know?
Yeah. Give it up. Every detail.Copy !req
696. Listen. That's not important.Copy !req
697. The important thing is the murder...Copy !req
698. never would have been solved
if it wasn't for our Delinda.Copy !req
699. Thanks, Mike.Copy !req
700. Okay. Since you're dying to know,
the high rollers are lesbians.Copy !req
701. Including Mike's ex-bird. Yep.Copy !req
702. Whoa, you turned a girl gay?Copy !req
703. I didn't turn her gay. Yeah, you did.Copy !req
704. And I have a letter from her
to back that up.Copy !req
705. Whoa. Wait.Copy !req
706. Did you say yes? Yes to what?Copy !req
707. She wants his sperm. What?Copy !req
708. No.Copy !req
709. Oh, my God.Copy !req
710. And?Copy !req
711. And, I've decided I'm saving...Copy !req
712. my boys for the girl of my dreams.Copy !req
713. Good.Copy !req
714. Unless you turn her gay,
too. You get three...Copy !req
715. then I start whupping your ass.Copy !req
716. Hey, I want to make a toast to Delinda.Copy !req
717. We're glad you're safe.
We're glad you're back.Copy !req
718. And I'm glad I've never given you
a reason to kick me in the sack.Copy !req
719. Ditto on that, sir. Cheers.Copy !req
720. My man. To Delinda.Copy !req
721. To Delinda.Copy !req
722. Cheers to Mike's sperm.Copy !req
723. Mike's sperm. Mike's sperm.Copy !req