1. The other half
if you please, my man.Copy !req
2. I believe that's
seven straight. How do you
beat that, Billy Murphy?Copy !req
3. Can't beat that with a stick,
Samantha Jane.
Set a date yet?Copy !req
4. I'm working on a plan.Copy !req
5. It's good to have a plan.Copy !req
6. Right, what's with this whole
"I heart" thing?Copy !req
7. Well, it's just the
natural progression
of the whole "I love" thing.Copy !req
8. Hence,
"I Heart Duran Duran Weekend."Copy !req
9. I think it's cheesy
and it bugs
the hell out of me.Copy !req
10. Which is exactly why
we're gonna keep saying it.Copy !req
11. Like, I heart a big butt.Copy !req
12. Yeah, I heart another drink.
I heart it, too. It's cute.Copy !req
13. I think you two like it
because of the whole
Duran Duran thing.Copy !req
14. Yeah, I heard that
their new album is supposed
to be pretty awesome.Copy !req
15. Yeah, I heard that, too.
Don't change the subject.Copy !req
16. That's right, didn't you two
see Duran Duran together
back in the day?Copy !req
17. That's right. I seem
to remember some talk about
a high school adventure...Copy !req
18. that culminated in
some post concert shenanigans.Copy !req
19. I'd heart to hear
all about it.
Me, too.Copy !req
20. I'd heart to hear
all about it.Copy !req
21. Hello, boys and girls.
Good night, boss.Copy !req
22. Good night. You guys all set
for Divine Divine?Copy !req
23. Duran Duran. Yeah.Copy !req
24. I knew there was no last name.
All set.Copy !req
25. Oh, my God.Copy !req
26. Here you are.
I thought you'd never come.Copy !req
27. Danny, you see that guy
over there?Copy !req
28. Don't look.Copy !req
29. Yeah, okay.
Just pick up his tab.Copy !req
30. Give him anything he wants.
Anything, okay?Copy !req
31. Who is he?
It's Frank, the repairman.Copy !req
32. We're comping a repairman?Copy !req
33. Never mind. Just do it, okay?
Okay.Copy !req
34. Darn it. Tell him
I'm real late
for this Steve Wynn thing.Copy !req
35. And just tell him
I'll be right back. Okay?
Okay.Copy !req
36. Don't forget.
Okay, I won't.Copy !req
37. All right,
have a great time, okay?Copy !req
38. Bye, Daddy.
Bye, boss.Copy !req
39. Hey, Ed. We heart you.
What's that?Copy !req
40. We heart you.Copy !req
41. Breathe wrong and you're dead.Copy !req
42. I don't know what you want...Copy !req
43. but this is definitely
not the way to get it.Copy !req
44. Shut up. Polanti.
I hear these keep
pretty good time.Copy !req
45. Yeah.
I wouldn't know.
I got a Swatch.Copy !req
46. Hey, look man,
if you're with the Company...
Company?Copy !req
47. I haven't worked
in three years.
I just want what I'm owed.Copy !req
48. Nothing more.
I owe you something?Copy !req
49. I don't know
who the hell you are.
What the hell.Copy !req
50. It's not gonna matter, anyway.Copy !req
51. Yeah, so?
So.Copy !req
52. You fired me.Copy !req
53. I fired you?Copy !req
54. I just told you I have no idea
who the hell you are.Copy !req
55. You run the place.
I hold you responsible.Copy !req
56. You're a wacko, man.
Shut up.Copy !req
57. I just want what I'm owed.Copy !req
58. You listen to me,
you ugly ass punk.Copy !req
59. You make sure you kill me,
you hear me?Copy !req
60. 'Cause if you don't...Copy !req
61. I swear to God on my mother,
I'll kill you.Copy !req
62. Yes!
Unconscious.Copy !req
63. Ain't I just?Copy !req
64. Ask her, Billy.
Ask me what?Copy !req
65. Abby...Copy !req
66. I mean, we want
to get married.Copy !req
67. What do you know about that?Copy !req
68. I just happened
to have checked into
the Montecito chapel...Copy !req
69. and there's a few ceremonies
tomorrow but I think we can
fit in Mr. And Mrs. Billy.Copy !req
70. Well, we want to
get married now.Copy !req
71. It's 3:00 a.m.
It is?Copy !req
72. And when I get back
from the ladies room, I expect
there to be a car out front.Copy !req
73. A lot of moxie in that girl.Copy !req
74. Yeah, Abby,
she bought these rings.
Irish Claddagh rings.Copy !req
75. See the two hands
holding the heart?
Romantic.Copy !req
76. Whatever, they were,
like, $30 for the pair.Copy !req
77. Jimmy, keep an eye
on my chips.
You got it.Copy !req
78. But they're lucky as hell.Copy !req
79. Now Abby says
she's gonna throw hers
into the Bellagio fountain...Copy !req
80. if we don't
get hitched tonight.Copy !req
81. Now, I'm on one hell
of a streak.
How bad can marriage be?Copy !req
82. I can have a limo waiting
in the main valet for you
in three minutes.Copy !req
83. It's $55 for the license. Now
the Marriage License Bureau...Copy !req
84. is open 24 hours
on the weekends.Copy !req
85. There's always a line
but I happen
to know the clerk...Copy !req
86. so I can have you back
at the tables by sunrise.Copy !req
87. Ed.Copy !req
88. Yeah.
Listen carefully.Copy !req
89. I'm holding Ed Deline.Copy !req
90. A series of non-negotiable
demands will follow.Copy !req
91. Who is this?Copy !req
92. Is this some kind of joke?Copy !req
93. Get up and go to your office
and wait for me
to contact you.Copy !req
94. If you fail to follow
my instructions,
what happens nextCopy !req
95. will be your fault.Copy !req
96. I wanna talk to Ed.Copy !req
97. Leave a message for Ed Deline.Copy !req
98. Okay, here you go.
We're all set.Copy !req
99. Oh, cool.
All right.Copy !req
100. Where's the judge?
It's 4:00 a.m.,
so there's no judge.Copy !req
101. All night priest?
I'm afraid not, Billy.Copy !req
102. So who's gonna marry us?Copy !req
103. The only rules are that
you've to get married
in the State of Nevada...Copy !req
104. within a year of the issuance
of the marriage license...Copy !req
105. so anybody who's authorized
to perform ceremonies.Copy !req
106. Where do we find said person?Copy !req
107. Would you like
to walk the gauntlet?Copy !req
108. I'll marry you.
Right here.Copy !req
109. Free Cabala bracelet
of $300 value
with every ceremony.Copy !req
110. Wise men say only fools
don't get married at
the Moonlight Fantasy Chapel.Copy !req
111. Only $399.Copy !req
112. Sunrise special, $279.Copy !req
113. This is crazy.
This is hilarious.Copy !req
114. It's Vegas.Copy !req
115. What do you think, hon,
the King?Copy !req
116. I think the King.
Yeah, all right.
Right this way, folks.Copy !req
117. What are you doing, Marty?
They're mine.Copy !req
118. You heard the lady.
She said she wants the King.Copy !req
119. What am I?
A fried peanut butter
and banana sandwich?Copy !req
120. Sweetie, take it ease.Copy !req
121. I like the lady King.
She's got a better deal.Copy !req
122. He likes you. Let's go.
See?Copy !req
123. But...Copy !req
124. You've undercut me
for the last time, Charlene.Copy !req
125. Shut up, Marty.
You shut up!Copy !req
126. Right this way, please.Copy !req
127. So what does this guy want?
He didn't say.Copy !req
128. Money?
You'd think.Copy !req
129. You think it's a CIA thing?
No.Copy !req
130. If the CIA's gonna
kidnap somebody...Copy !req
131. they're sure as hell not going
to call and say they did.Copy !req
132. You don't think
he's testing us, do you?
No.Copy !req
133. Look, the call came
from Ed's cellphone, right?Copy !req
134. So we ought to be able
to figure out
where the caller was.Copy !req
135. I'm already on it. Cell calls
are easy to trace...Copy !req
136. because you can identify
the originating cell site.Copy !req
137. My buddy at Southern Nevada
wireless is sending us
the data right now.Copy !req
138. Think we should
call his house?Copy !req
139. Maybe Ed lost his phone,
or somebody lifted it...Copy !req
140. and they're trying
to grift us.Copy !req
141. Maybe it's nothing.Copy !req
142. Do we want to
freak Jillian out?Copy !req
143. Screw it. I'm calling
his home number.Copy !req
144. Hi, you've reached
the Delines.Copy !req
145. Jillian's in New York
until Tuesday...Copy !req
146. and I'm wherever I am,
so please leave a message.Copy !req
147. I got the data
from the cellphone provider.Copy !req
148. That pinpoint is where
the call from Ed's phone
to you originated.Copy !req
149. It's the airport parking lot.
Let's go.Copy !req
150. Hey, man, where you been?Copy !req
151. To put things in motion.
Hey, look...Copy !req
152. I gotta piss.Copy !req
153. You know, for a guy
in your situation...Copy !req
154. you don't seem
to be too worried.Copy !req
155. You see, you know,
if you gotta go, right?Copy !req
156. Just uncuff one of my hands
so I can get myself
in the right position.Copy !req
157. Thanks, man.Copy !req
158. See, I heard about your whole
Delta Force, CIA...Copy !req
159. Piss in your pants.Copy !req
160. Come on man, you've asked Ed
about kidnapping before?Copy !req
161. It happens a lot
in this town, Mikey.
You know that.Copy !req
162. Vegas is full of high-profile
people with ready access
to untraceable cash.Copy !req
163. So what are we supposed to do?Copy !req
164. Ed told me specifically,
never pay a ransom,
never call the cops.Copy !req
165. Why?
Because once a kidnapper...Copy !req
166. gets the money,
why take the chance
you can identify him?Copy !req
167. It's safer for him to kill you
than it is to let you go.Copy !req
168. It's Ed's watch.Copy !req
169. "Check your email. Tick tock."Copy !req
170. Damn.
Let's go.Copy !req
171. As the sun rises once again
over this city of dreams...Copy !req
172. we are gathered together
to make one more a reality.Copy !req
173. I need that ring back
on my finger.Copy !req
174. Can she please cut
to the chase?
Billy.Copy !req
175. Sweetie, chop, chop.
Okay, sure. Okay, sure thing.Copy !req
176. Do you William Henry
Harrison Murphy...
Stop.Copy !req
177. Marty? What're you doing here?Copy !req
178. The power vested in me.
Man and wife. Say that part.Copy !req
179. I told you not to mess
with me, Charlene.Copy !req
180. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
181. Well, bring it on, Marty!Copy !req
182. Let's shake, rattle and roll,
boys.Copy !req
183. My wig! Stop!Copy !req
184. He wants $213,000.Copy !req
185. We'll receive the location
of the drop later.Copy !req
186. $213,000? Who the hell
is this guy? Dr. Evil?Copy !req
187. "It's what I'm owed."Copy !req
188. You will receive the...
That's not spelled right.Copy !req
189. What?
"L" before "E"
except after "C."Copy !req
190. So he misspelled "receive,"
so what?Copy !req
191. "Make no mistake,
if you contact law enforcement
of any kind...Copy !req
192. "Ed Deline is a dead man."Copy !req
193. Well, he spelled "dead" right.Copy !req
194. Why $213,000?
Maybe he's crazy...Copy !req
195. or maybe he lost
this exact amount
in the casino.Copy !req
196. Could be reason enough to grab
up the boss.Copy !req
197. Let's check that amount.Copy !req
198. No one's lost
exactly $213,000 here
since the Montecito opened.Copy !req
199. All right.
Hey, guys.Copy !req
200. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
201. Are you looking at porn?
Yeah.Copy !req
202. Cool. Let me see.
No.Copy !req
203. It's probably not for you.
All right.Copy !req
204. Just FYI that stuff stays
on your hard drive
even after you erase it.Copy !req
205. That's good to know.Copy !req
206. Either of you seen my dad?
No.Copy !req
207. Probably dead.Copy !req
208. What?
His cellphone.Copy !req
209. I've been trying to call him
all morning and it keeps
going to voicemail.Copy !req
210. You guys gotta get him
a charger for his office.Copy !req
211. That's a good idea.
Will you let him know
that Mary's moved...Copy !req
212. the VIP Duran Duran show
to Mystique and I'm going
to be helping her out?Copy !req
213. Okay.
Sure.Copy !req
214. Okay, you guys are weird.Copy !req
215. Hey.
Hit it.Copy !req
216. Whatever's happened so far...Copy !req
217. we can work it out.Copy !req
218. You have a daughter.Copy !req
219. Listen, you worthless
sack of crap.
Don't you ever think about...Copy !req
220. Save the macho garbage
for the casino, all right?Copy !req
221. I have a daughter, too.Copy !req
222. Her mother took her
because she said I couldn't
provide for her.Copy !req
223. I haven't seen her
in three years.Copy !req
224. What's her name?Copy !req
225. Kiss my ass, that's her name.Copy !req
226. What happened to you, man?
You happened.Copy !req
227. You screwed up my life.Copy !req
228. You know how bad it hurts,
not to see your kid?Copy !req
229. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
230. You said I owe you.Copy !req
231. $213,000 even.
And I'm not charging interest.Copy !req
232. I'm a fair guy.Copy !req
233. Look, I like
to think of myself
as a standup guy, too.Copy !req
234. So if I've hurt you
in anyway financially...Copy !req
235. we'll work it out, man.Copy !req
236. You mean it?
Yeah, I do.Copy !req
237. Look, just...Copy !req
238. let me out of here
and we call this thing
a mulligan.Copy !req
239. Spare me
the hostage-negotiator
psycho garbage.Copy !req
240. It ain't working.Copy !req
241. Listen, you yellow
rat bastard, my people
have strict instructions.Copy !req
242. They're not going to pay you
a dime in ransom...Copy !req
243. 'cause, see,
if you pay one douchebag...Copy !req
244. word gets out.Copy !req
245. Then all the other douchebags,
they get cocky.Copy !req
246. You know what?Copy !req
247. You better pray they pay...Copy !req
248. 'cause I've had three years
to think about what
I'd do to you if they don't.Copy !req
249. Then let's pray together,
shall we?Copy !req
250. This is going to be
a great story you can
tell your grandchildren.Copy !req
251. I'm gonna go upstairs
and get some sleep.
I'll be right up, hon.Copy !req
252. Good night, Sam.
Good night. I'm sorry.
Pleasant dreams.Copy !req
253. Listen, the police
are going to launch
a full investigation.Copy !req
254. But you have
your marriage license.Copy !req
255. I can have
the Montecito chapel available
to you anytime you want.Copy !req
256. Not without the rings.Copy !req
257. Yeah, I'm gonna replace
those rings personally.Copy !req
258. I'm going to have
two platinum,
diamond encrusted...Copy !req
259. three carat D flawless,
there you go.Copy !req
260. Money plays outside.Copy !req
261. Here. Come on.
Come on. Two.Copy !req
262. 28 Black.
Yeah.Copy !req
263. It's just one bet, Billy.
Yeah, marriage is a bet, too.Copy !req
264. A big one.Copy !req
265. My luck is in those rings,
Sam.Copy !req
266. And now they're gone.
Yes, but, Billy...Copy !req
267. Just give me some time, Billy.Copy !req
268. What's this?Copy !req
269. I traced the kidnapper's email
sent to you.Copy !req
270. He sent it from an Internet
coffee house up in Henderson.Copy !req
271. This is the sign-in sheet.
I had them fax it over to us.Copy !req
272. Only one person rented
computer time at the same time
the email was sent to you.Copy !req
273. So the guy
calls himself Brain?Copy !req
274. What, does he
want us to think
he's smarter than we are?Copy !req
275. I don't know. So I'm gonna
search the database...Copy !req
276. and try to match
the handwriting.Copy !req
277. It's worth a shot, I guess.Copy !req
278. Or we could just call Luis.Copy !req
279. Just Luis.
We talked about this, no cops.Copy !req
280. Danny, you're not listening
to me...
Look, Mike.Copy !req
281. I've never had to
pull rank before but I will.Copy !req
282. Tell me you don't
feel this thing
getting away from us!Copy !req
283. Are you done?Copy !req
284. Start that database research.
I'll be back.Copy !req
285. I hope you like chocolate.
It's not Mystique...Copy !req
286. but for the guy
who screwed up my life,
I think it's pretty generous.Copy !req
287. You've been to Mystique, huh?Copy !req
288. Bella Sera, Jester's Court.Copy !req
289. I know the Montecito
from the inside out.
Yeah.Copy !req
290. Look...Copy !req
291. what the hell
is this thing here?Copy !req
292. It's a heated bidet
toilet seat.
Yeah?Copy !req
293. It comes from Korea.
I don't know if I'd...Copy !req
294. want to put
my naked behind on that.
It's electrical, right?Copy !req
295. It's low voltage, dummy.
It's perfectly safe.Copy !req
296. These things...Copy !req
297. These things are gonna
be big over here.Copy !req
298. Your boy Danny
doesn't screw up...Copy !req
299. you might be out of here
in time to give it a try.Copy !req
300. Really? Looking at porn,
again?
Have a seat.Copy !req
301. We need to know
if anyone's lost $213,000
who's not on the books.Copy !req
302. That's easy to check.Copy !req
303. The casino computer
tracks the wagers
of every player on the floor.Copy !req
304. Except the ones
that you tell it not to.Copy !req
305. That would violate
company policy, Danny.Copy !req
306. Come on, Ness, we know
some of your players
deal only in cash.Copy !req
307. And we also know that you
don't always put everyone's
info into the system.Copy !req
308. $213,000?
Yes.Copy !req
309. Steven Chae.Copy !req
310. He writes the column
for the as Vegas Mirror...Copy !req
311. the "Sin City Undercover."
Right?
Yeah.Copy !req
312. Chae welshed on a big marker
last year. Ed had him 86'd.Copy !req
313. Chae came back with an offer.Copy !req
314. He'd keep our
high profile clients
out of the paper...Copy !req
315. if Ed worked out
a payment plan.
You know where this guy lives?Copy !req
316. Wait. What's with
all the questions?Copy !req
317. Where's Ed?
Where does he live, Nessa?Copy !req
318. Is this the new Duran Duran?Copy !req
319. Yeah. So?Copy !req
320. You gonna tell me
what happened in high school?Copy !req
321. Nope.Copy !req
322. Mike, we're watching
the guy's house here. Come on.Copy !req
323. Look, I'm not Joe Stakeout.Copy !req
324. I didn't know there were rules
about making conversation.Copy !req
325. I think you should tell me
why you clammed up...Copy !req
326. when Nessa brought up
the Duran Duran concert...Copy !req
327. you and Danny went to.
Ancient history.Copy !req
328. And I was
an archeology major.Copy !req
329. You never graduated.
What happened?Copy !req
330. Come on, we swore
we would never discuss it.Copy !req
331. Okay. Senior year.Copy !req
332. I get tickets to Duran Duran
at the Thomas and Mack...Copy !req
333. and we decide
after the concert
we're gonna...Copy !req
334. you know, do it
for the first time.Copy !req
335. As in the big nasty...
Sex, Delinda. Yes.Copy !req
336. You're gonna play the album
from the same band
while you're doing it.Copy !req
337. Yeah, I had the whole thing
planned out.Copy !req
338. Juvenile, yet romantic.
Yeah.Copy !req
339. No, but Danny, right...Copy !req
340. he's a little nervous
beforehand about...Copy !req
341. Performance anxiety?
Yes.Copy !req
342. So before the concert,
we break into my father's
liquor cabinet.Copy !req
343. So I stop at a liquor store...Copy !req
344. and talk some older guy
into buying us a bottle
of peppermint schnapps.Copy !req
345. How foul.
I know, right?Copy !req
346. We sneak the bottle
into the concert
and Danny proceeds to drink...Copy !req
347. the entire thing.Copy !req
348. And she drinks
the whole thing.Copy !req
349. Damn, man.
Yeah.Copy !req
350. About 10 minutes into
the concert she blows chunks
all over my Air Jordans.Copy !req
351. And he hurls all over...Copy !req
352. my white cowboy boots.Copy !req
353. Your Jordans?
Yeah.Copy !req
354. That's just wrong.
I know.Copy !req
355. Then I finally drag her out
to the car, and she's
all over me.Copy !req
356. And he tells me
that he loves me.Copy !req
357. Talking all this crazy
"I love you forever"
nonsense...Copy !req
358. taking her clothes off.Copy !req
359. Somehow, I dragged him
out of there, I got him home
and I put him to bed.Copy !req
360. You didn't.Copy !req
361. No, trust me, he woke up
in the middle of the night
and tried.Copy !req
362. No. Come on, man.
She was wasted.Copy !req
363. We never spoke of it again.Copy !req
364. That was the last
we talked about it.Copy !req
365. This is just between us?
Yeah. Of course.Copy !req
366. And that's just between
you and me, brother.Copy !req
367. That's him.Copy !req
368. Where'd you get these?Copy !req
369. I'm a Marine, where do you
think I got them?Copy !req
370. Hands in the air!
Don't move, I swear...Copy !req
371. This ain't the guy.
I know.Copy !req
372. We were never here.Copy !req
373. We're running out
of options here, partner.Copy !req
374. Yeah, I know. Wait.Copy !req
375. Yeah.Copy !req
376. The money should come
only from the drop boxesCopy !req
377. on the casino floor...Copy !req
378. not the cashier
or the counting room.Copy !req
379. Put the money in a black
30-gallon trash bag...Copy !req
380. and wait
for further instructions.Copy !req
381. Wait. How do we know
you're gonna let him go?Copy !req
382. Hey. Son of a...Copy !req
383. Yo, Elvis?Copy !req
384. Bride's dressing room
to the left.Copy !req
385. Vending machines
to the right...Copy !req
386. and crapper's
right behind the altar.Copy !req
387. Charming. I'm not here
for a wedding.Copy !req
388. Hi.Copy !req
389. You were at the melee
at Charlene's this morning,
right?Copy !req
390. What's your name?
I'm gonna have you subpoenaed.Copy !req
391. I need the rings.Copy !req
392. I don't know what
you're talking about.
Right.Copy !req
393. Well, we searched
the other chapel
so what's it gonna take?Copy !req
394. No amount of money's
gonna work on me.Copy !req
395. I will not give Charlene
the satisfaction.Copy !req
396. I've been married
to that water buffalo...Copy !req
397. for 12 long years.Copy !req
398. So, you and little girl Elvis
are married?Copy !req
399. Yeah. But our divorce
is final next week.
Okay.Copy !req
400. Six months ago
she decides to open up
a competing chapel...Copy !req
401. just to chap my hide.Copy !req
402. I need the rings.Copy !req
403. Even if I had them,
and I'm not saying
that I do...Copy !req
404. there ain't a chance
I would give them back.Copy !req
405. Screw the happy people.Copy !req
406. You're still in love with her.Copy !req
407. Marty, you're not
fooling anyone.Copy !req
408. Just give me the rings.Copy !req
409. No.Copy !req
410. Listen, jumpsuit Elvis.Copy !req
411. I'll be getting those rings.
Trust me.Copy !req
412. Do you know why divorces
are so expensive?Copy !req
413. Because they're worth it!Copy !req
414. Look, I feel really terrible
about what happened.Copy !req
415. In fact, I'd like
to pay for the rings.Copy !req
416. Well, it's not about the cost.
The rings had
sentimental value.Copy !req
417. You go see Marty?
Yeah.Copy !req
418. Yeah, he wouldn't
help you out, would he?
No.Copy !req
419. He is so damn stubborn
when it's got anything
to do with me.Copy !req
420. Maybe it's because
he still in love with you.Copy !req
421. You think so?Copy !req
422. You know, when Elvis
and Priscilla
were splitsville...Copy !req
423. it never got bitter.
That's nice.Copy !req
424. He tell you we're married?
Yeah.Copy !req
425. He said it ain't over yet.
Really?Copy !req
426. Anything?
Nothing.Copy !req
427. The last call came
from a payphone on The Strip.Copy !req
428. All right. We pay.Copy !req
429. Wait. I thought
Ed said no ransom.Copy !req
430. You said it yourself,
we're running out of options.Copy !req
431. Besides this might give Ed
time to do something.
I'm calling Nessa.Copy !req
432. Get the money.Copy !req
433. Okay.Copy !req
434. Security check.
Surprise count.
Yeah.Copy !req
435. What's going on in here?Copy !req
436. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
437. What's this, huh?
You think you can get away?Copy !req
438. You think I'm gonna
let you go?Copy !req
439. You're gonna die in this room,
like the turd that you are.Copy !req
440. $213,000 exactly.Copy !req
441. You sure about this?
Not at all.Copy !req
442. Hey, sweetie.Copy !req
443. I need your comp list
for the Duran Duran show.Copy !req
444. I'm in the middle
of something.Copy !req
445. I saw your whales
checking out.Copy !req
446. I thought they were coming
to the show?
Which whales?Copy !req
447. The guy from Philly
and the cute brunette.Copy !req
448. Wait. Were they going
to another hotel?Copy !req
449. I think I heard them say
they were going
to the airport.Copy !req
450. Hang on.
We gotta go. Come on.Copy !req
451. It's from Ed.Copy !req
452. It's from his phone,
but how do we know it's him?Copy !req
453. Push in right there
on his hand.Copy !req
454. That's Ed's wedding ring.Copy !req
455. Come on, Ed, if you can
send us a picture,
why can't you call us?Copy !req
456. Thank you.Copy !req
457. The cellphone provider says
they can narrow
the picture mail call...Copy !req
458. down to a four square
block area.Copy !req
459. I'll meet you downstairs
in two minutes.
Wait.Copy !req
460. That four square block area
has over 14,000
hotel rooms in it.Copy !req
461. It's Danny.
Send your four best people up
to surveillance right away.Copy !req
462. You. Get your ass in the car.Copy !req
463. Hey, jumpsuit. Grab the rings.
But...Copy !req
464. Now.
Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
465. Go to every Strip hotel
from Desert Inn Road
to Sahara.Copy !req
466. Find the head of housekeeping,
show them this picture.Copy !req
467. We need to know
if they can identify
anything in this bathroom.Copy !req
468. The tile, molding,
toilet, anything.Copy !req
469. Ask them, "Does this exist
in your hotel?"Copy !req
470. Go.
Go. Get back to us.Copy !req
471. Yeah.
On top of the trash can.Copy !req
472. Employee parking lot 8,
northeast corner.
Five minutes.Copy !req
473. I'll release Deline
in one hour.
Yeah.Copy !req
474. We're out of time.Copy !req
475. Watch it.
Move!Copy !req
476. Forget it, man.Copy !req
477. What do we do now?
What can we do? We wait.Copy !req
478. One hour.Copy !req
479. Billy.
Hey, Sam.Copy !req
480. We found your rings.Copy !req
481. These are them.
Thanks.Copy !req
482. But I think
it's a little too late.Copy !req
483. Billy, is it ever really
too late for true love?Copy !req
484. Hey, you got a quarter?Copy !req
485. A quarter.
Yeah. I got one.Copy !req
486. Right here. There you go.Copy !req
487. I won $10.
Look at that!Copy !req
488. Look at that, you're back.Copy !req
489. I think we should go over
to the Montecito chapel.Copy !req
490. Let's go get married.
What the hell?Copy !req
491. Let's do it here.
Or, let's do it here.Copy !req
492. You guys? You guys ready?
Sure.Copy !req
493. Dearly beloved...Copy !req
494. Marty?
Charlene?Copy !req
495. You were expecting
somebody else?Copy !req
496. Danny McCoy paid up.
I'm very happy for you.Copy !req
497. You got what you were owed.Copy !req
498. You know somehow...Copy !req
499. it's not as satisfying
as I'd hoped.Copy !req
500. I think if you died
of hypothermia, then I'd feel
like we were really even.Copy !req
501. You know, those are backwards.Copy !req
502. No, they're not.Copy !req
503. But you're a dead man.Copy !req
504. You coward.Copy !req
505. You mark my words.Copy !req
506. You're the dead man,
you understand?Copy !req
507. Dead.
Goodbye, Ed.Copy !req
508. Six hours and nothing.Copy !req
509. Not a phone call,
not an email address.Copy !req
510. We blew it, Danny.
We ran this thing
ass backwards.Copy !req
511. You checked the tile
and the moldings?Copy !req
512. It's all Home Depot stuff,
too common to trace.Copy !req
513. I've been through it
a dozen times.
What about the toilet seat?Copy !req
514. What about it?
It's a toilet seat.Copy !req
515. Dude, just push in on it,
please.
Fine.Copy !req
516. A little more. Right there.
Stop. Look.Copy !req
517. Right there on the side.
There's something
attached to it.Copy !req
518. Whatever it is,
it's out of frame. Wait.Copy !req
519. There are some numbers. 9-6-0.Copy !req
520. Numbers doesn't matter.Copy !req
521. I've checked
on all the toilet seats
I care to think about.Copy !req
522. You know my old man's
a contractor, right?
Of course.Copy !req
523. He used to make me help out
with the plumbers.Copy !req
524. And a couple years ago we were
remodeling a bathroom...Copy !req
525. for this old lady neighbor
and she had hemorrhoids,
something fierce.Copy !req
526. The "ring of fire,"
she called it.
You're losing it, man.Copy !req
527. I remember her saying that
the only thing that helped...Copy !req
528. sort of put out
the ring of fire...Copy !req
529. was the warm water
that squirted up
from this special seat.Copy !req
530. Like a bidet toilet seat?
Yeah.Copy !req
531. Yeah, it's pretty awesome
actually.Copy !req
532. You gotta pucker up
the first couple of times
but after a while I liked it.Copy !req
533. Got it.Copy !req
534. It's the CleanJet 960.Copy !req
535. Made in Korea,
not sold in stores,
special order only.Copy !req
536. Who are you calling?
It's the middle of the night.Copy !req
537. Not in Seoul.Copy !req
538. Great. I'm calling
from Las Vegas, USA.Copy !req
539. I ordered a CleanJet 960
some time ago
and I never received it.Copy !req
540. Can you tell me where
you shipped it to?Copy !req
541. Yeah.Copy !req
542. That's me.Copy !req
543. We got an address.Copy !req
544. I'll explain the Korean later.Copy !req
545. You the guys with the pizza?Copy !req
546. Bobby.Copy !req
547. What are you doing here?
What am I doing here?Copy !req
548. Mr. Be Right Back.Copy !req
549. Four different countries,
you know what you said to me?Copy !req
550. Be right back.Copy !req
551. Guess what? We got
a little back problem here.Copy !req
552. Ed, getting to see you
is getting tougher
than to see the Pope.Copy !req
553. Pope? You think
there's a Pope alive
that would take a look at you?Copy !req
554. What you got going there?
It's like a lovely
contusion there, Bruce Lee.Copy !req
555. I just been practicing.
Really?Copy !req
556. What are you doing here?
I don't know.
I had a few days to kill...Copy !req
557. so I thought I come over
to your joint and hang around.Copy !req
558. Eventually, you'll feel sorry
for me and come up and say:Copy !req
559. "How you doing, old friend?"
Well, I did.Copy !req
560. And I'm feeling sorry
for you so...Copy !req
561. what I thought I'd do for you
is put you up
in the Presidential Suite.Copy !req
562. No, you're kidding?
I swear to God.Copy !req
563. Upstairs?
Upstairs.Copy !req
564. Running water? TV? Everything?
Bathroom.Copy !req
565. Pass. To tell you the truth,
this place isn't quite...Copy !req
566. you know, what I like.Copy !req
567. Too many high steppers.
Yeah.Copy !req
568. But on a serious note,
I got a gap in the schedule.Copy !req
569. So if you need
any repair work, just...Copy !req
570. you know which chain to pull
and just ask for,
I don't know...Copy !req
571. Mr. Be Right Back.Copy !req
572. Yeah, you are.Copy !req
573. Come on, old man.
Old man? I got your old man.Copy !req
574. Take it easy.Copy !req
575. You want me to send you
that raw steak?
It's a retainer.Copy !req
576. Hey, boys.
How are you?Copy !req
577. Good. Mike.Copy !req
578. Thanks.
I just want to see
if it hurts.Copy !req
579. You jerk.Copy !req
580. The only real mistake
you guys made
was to pay that ransom.Copy !req
581. You should have known this guy
would have never let me go.Copy !req
582. Hey, it bought us enough time
to figure out that picture
you sent us.Copy !req
583. The Montecito has fired
3,217 people
in the last three years.Copy !req
584. That's all?Copy !req
585. So we're going to
split these up
and start looking.Copy !req
586. Hey, sweetie.
What the hell happened to you?Copy !req
587. New karate instructor.Copy !req
588. Do you know I've been
calling you all day long?Copy !req
589. I know, sweetheart. I'm sorry.Copy !req
590. Daddy, you got to remember
to charge your cellphone.Copy !req
591. I will, sweetie. In fact,
I'm gonna get a new one.Copy !req
592. I have to.
All right.Copy !req
593. Duran Duran is about
to come on. You guys ready?Copy !req
594. No, why don't you guys
go without me?Copy !req
595. We'll take care of that thing
in the morning, okay?Copy !req
596. You sure?
Oh yeah, sure.Copy !req
597. All right.Copy !req
598. Bobby, give me another one,
will you?
You got it.Copy !req
599. Hey.Copy !req
600. Long day?Copy !req
601. Good luck.Copy !req
602. Let me ask you.Copy !req
603. The hot and cold,
they're reversed, right?
Yeah.Copy !req
604. It's been like that
since they built this bar
three years ago.Copy !req
605. Whoever installed the thing
must have put them
in backwards.Copy !req
606. Yeah, right.Copy !req
607. Okay, Mystique, let's show
a little love and give it up
for Duran Duran!Copy !req
608. From the lady.Copy !req
609. From the gentleman.
Peppermint schnapps.Copy !req
610. Here, beat me.Copy !req