1. Hey, come here!Copy !req
2. Harry. Yeah?Copy !req
3. What time is it?Copy !req
4. Oh, well, it's...Copy !req
5. I got you.Copy !req
6. Oh.Copy !req
7. So the embalming fluid's
spraying all over the mortuary...Copy !req
8. and the body slides off the
table onto my new assistant...Copy !req
9. who starts screaming that the dead
guy's got a woody and is trying to do her.Copy !req
10. a bigger closet.Copy !req
11. Despite their money and
willingness to part with it...Copy !req
12. the morticians are creeping me out.Copy !req
13. At least you don't have
a ballroom full of coffins.Copy !req
14. How much are they worth?Copy !req
15. Dirk is worth $50 mil.Copy !req
16. He's got the largest string of
funeral homes in North America...Copy !req
17. and he's getting richer by the minute
because people are dying to see him.Copy !req
18. Don't give up your day job.Copy !req
19. Get it? It's funny.Copy !req
20. Ever done it in a coffin?Copy !req
21. It was only once.Copy !req
22. I think they're kind of sexy.Copy !req
23. Yes, and they're used
to dealing with dead people...Copy !req
24. so sex with you
wouldn't be a disappointment.Copy !req
25. That was very funny.Copy !req
26. I'm on fire today.Copy !req
27. That was funny. You laughed.Copy !req
28. You seeing this? It's amazing.Copy !req
29. $50, dark shirt.Copy !req
30. What have we got goin' tonight, boys?Copy !req
31. Quite possibly the two stupidest
people on the planet Earth.Copy !req
32. Dumb and Dumber.Copy !req
33. We would have had a security
escort them out...Copy !req
34. but we got a little side bet
going on: Which one is stupider.Copy !req
35. Yeah, so who's winnin'?Copy !req
36. You tell us.Copy !req
37. It looks like a dead heat.Copy !req
38. Well, here's the problem. Just
for fun, we ran a check on 'em.Copy !req
39. They don't exist.Copy !req
40. There's nothin' on 'em?Copy !req
41. I mean, there's no job history...Copy !req
42. no driver's license numbers, nothin'?Copy !req
43. I'm pretty sure they're too stupid to
hold down jobs or pass a driving test.Copy !req
44. Actually, there is no law
against being stupid...Copy !req
45. or pickin' your nose in public.Copy !req
46. But even the dumbest guy in the world...Copy !req
47. has to have some kind of public history...Copy !req
48. we should be able to look up, no?Copy !req
49. Here we go again.Copy !req
50. Wait a minute, this guy's got some
kind of a skin irritation or somethin'.Copy !req
51. Push in on his arm whatever you can.Copy !req
52. Blow it up.Copy !req
53. Looks like something's
embedded under the skin.Copy !req
54. Give me thermal and infrared.Copy !req
55. Whatever it is, it's synthetic
and generating heat.Copy !req
56. We got a third party joining
'em. Putting it on the screen now.Copy !req
57. I told you to meet me in Las Vegas.Copy !req
58. But we are in Las Vegas.Copy !req
59. Las Vegas, New Mexico, you idiots.Copy !req
60. Whoops. Whoops.Copy !req
61. It looks like some kind
of scanning device.Copy !req
62. We got nothin' on the third party.Copy !req
63. Apparently, he doesn't exist, either.Copy !req
64. What are the chances
of three non-existent guys...Copy !req
65. showing up at my casino
at the same time?Copy !req
66. Not real good.Copy !req
67. Not real good.Copy !req
68. What the...Copy !req
69. One second.Copy !req
70. Why didn't you tell me you were coming?Copy !req
71. Are you on leave?Copy !req
72. Discharged.Copy !req
73. You're discharged?Copy !req
74. There's the winner!Copy !req
75. When did you get back?Copy !req
76. God, I missed you.Copy !req
77. Turning over chip thief to Metro.Copy !req
78. Hey!Copy !req
79. Hey, what's up, man?Copy !req
80. How you doin'?Copy !req
81. How come you didn't call? I missed you.Copy !req
82. Why didn't you tell us you were coming?Copy !req
83. You got a haircut.Copy !req
84. Why don't we give the boy
some air here?Copy !req
85. Why doesn't everybody
go back to work...Copy !req
86. and we can all catch up
with each other later?Copy !req
87. It's really good to see
you, Danny. You look great.Copy !req
88. All right, I'll catch up with you later.Copy !req
89. Good to see you. Good to see you, man.Copy !req
90. I knew you'd be okay.Copy !req
91. We missed you.Copy !req
92. Will you have dinner with me tonight?Copy !req
93. Of course.Copy !req
94. I get off at 10:00.Copy !req
95. 10:00 it is.Copy !req
96. Looks like you guys
have gotten pretty slackCopy !req
97. since I've been gone.Copy !req
98. What? Yeah, I would've...Copy !req
99. I would've spotted that chip thiefCopy !req
100. before he made his play for the chips.Copy !req
101. So how'd it go, man?Copy !req
102. Let's just say, I did
what they needed me to do...Copy !req
103. and now they don't need me anymore.Copy !req
104. You guys made some changes
around here.Copy !req
105. You know, Vegas,
always reinventin' itself.Copy !req
106. So you all ready to go back to work?Copy !req
107. That's why I'm here.Copy !req
108. Listen, why don't...Copy !req
109. You should take off
for a little while and relax.Copy !req
110. I'd rather work.Copy !req
111. If you ever need to,
you know, talk to someone...Copy !req
112. Nothin' to talk about.Copy !req
113. US forces were attackedCopy !req
114. for a third straight day...Copy !req
115. raising the death toll once again.Copy !req
116. Mr. Deline.Copy !req
117. Welcome home.Copy !req
118. It's good to be home, Mitch.Copy !req
119. Your car keys.Copy !req
120. Thanks for watching after my car, Mikey.Copy !req
121. My pleasure.Copy !req
122. Except I still thinkCopy !req
123. you need to install some anti lock brakes.Copy !req
124. So who's the new guy?Copy !req
125. This is Leo. He's been
helping out since you left.Copy !req
126. Danny McCoy. Leo Broder.Copy !req
127. Welcome aboard.Copy !req
128. And I guess welcome back
would be appropriate.Copy !req
129. Thank you. It's good to be back.Copy !req
130. What? Are you trying to replace me?Copy !req
131. What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
132. Leo? No. I just need a
little extra help, that's all.Copy !req
133. What the hell's the matter with you?Copy !req
134. I'm just kiddin'.Copy !req
135. Goof.Copy !req
136. So...Copy !req
137. What?Copy !req
138. What have we got?Copy !req
139. We got a couple of idiots.Copy !req
140. Yeah, and one of them
has got something embeddedCopy !req
141. under his skin.Copy !req
142. A cheating device?Copy !req
143. Neither one has even come close
to gambling since they've been here.Copy !req
144. The thing is, the couple of them there,Copy !req
145. I don't think they're capable of cheating.Copy !req
146. The third one, he could be.Copy !req
147. Mitch, enhance
that thermal image for me.Copy !req
148. You got it.Copy !req
149. Give me a color shift
on his body. Cool it down.Copy !req
150. Change the color spectrum.Copy !req
151. And that, ladies, is a serial number.Copy !req
152. Nice. My boy's still got it.Copy !req
153. Run that serial number through
everything we got there, Leo...Copy !req
154. and then post these three guys
with Metro, FBI, Homeland Security.Copy !req
155. Maybe we'll get lucky with somethin'.Copy !req
156. So Dirk and the morticians...Copy !req
157. would like to rent out Mystique
for their end-of-convention party.Copy !req
158. We hear it's the hottest club in town.Copy !req
159. It is, but it won't be if I
rent it to you. No offense.Copy !req
160. We're not offended.
We hear it all the time.Copy !req
161. People find out what we do for a living...Copy !req
162. and all of a sudden a
root canal sounds like fun.Copy !req
163. You won't believe how many women
change their phone numbers on us.Copy !req
164. Change their phone numbers?Copy !req
165. I've had them change their addresses...Copy !req
166. their medical history,
and their sexual orientation.Copy !req
167. Ouch.Copy !req
168. Look, they're pathetic.
It's one night. Work it out.Copy !req
169. Not gonna happen.Copy !req
170. Okay, she says she
can't wait for it to happen.Copy !req
171. He's on a Homeland Security watch list.Copy !req
172. Along with about 10 million other people.Copy !req
173. Name's Marcus Dixon.Copy !req
174. He's wanted for questioning, along
with his cousins Harry and Tom.Copy !req
175. They're brothers
wanted for questioning...Copy !req
176. regarding the whereabouts
of their cousin Marcus.Copy !req
177. Mitch, call up whoever the
hell we're supposed to call...Copy !req
178. and tell 'em
we got the three of them here.Copy !req
179. All right.Copy !req
180. This is a secondary watch list...Copy !req
181. which means these guys aren't a priority.Copy !req
182. I know, but they're gonna
want us to keep an eye on 'em...Copy !req
183. until they have the time
to send someone over here.Copy !req
184. Leo, call up Nessa. Tell her to
flag the three of them. Danny...Copy !req
185. you take a walk around the casino...Copy !req
186. and see if you can figure out
what they're up to.Copy !req
187. And Mike...Copy !req
188. rig up a couple mikes...Copy !req
189. and see if we can get
a little sound, all right?Copy !req
190. I've been itching to try out
my new mini-mikes.Copy !req
191. If you're careful...Copy !req
192. you can plant 'em on a suspect
without their knowledge.Copy !req
193. You could plant trees on these
idiots without their knowledge.Copy !req
194. Nessa, it's Leo.Copy !req
195. Hi, Leo.Copy !req
196. I want you to keep an eye
on a couple of guys.Copy !req
197. I'm shooting their picture to you now.Copy !req
198. Okay.Copy !req
199. Did somebody dip you guys
in dum-dum sauce?Copy !req
200. So how long has Leo been workin' here?Copy !req
201. Ed brought him in right after you left.Copy !req
202. Right after I left?Copy !req
203. He's a good guy. Everybody likes him.Copy !req
204. Especially the ladies,
if you know what I mean.Copy !req
205. I do not want morticians in Mystique.Copy !req
206. Okay, so I'm going
over your head on this one.Copy !req
207. So how's Mary been?Copy !req
208. Good.Copy !req
209. Luis?Copy !req
210. Man, don't take me back
to junior high with you.Copy !req
211. Mary's been true blue, like always.Copy !req
212. So where did they ship you to?
Iraq? Afghanistan?Copy !req
213. It's classified.Copy !req
214. It itches all the time.Copy !req
215. Yeah, well, it won't itch much longer.Copy !req
216. Really? Cool.Copy !req
217. How come it won't itch much longer?Copy !req
218. 'Cause I'm going to cut the itch out.Copy !req
219. What do you mean cut the itch out?Copy !req
220. Sorry about that.Copy !req
221. You wanna go speak
to your father about it?Copy !req
222. You totally went behind my back.Copy !req
223. Daddy, Sam's having a little problem
with the funeral home directors.Copy !req
224. Ed, Delinda is having a big problem...Copy !req
225. and it might stem from the fact
that she once did it in a coffin.Copy !req
226. Excuse me?Copy !req
227. Sam's just trying to be funny.Copy !req
228. No, I'm not. Yes, you are.Copy !req
229. It'll be bad for business if these
morticians have their party in Mystique.Copy !req
230. What are you talking about? Yes, it will.Copy !req
231. He's worth $50 million.
Have you ever had...Copy !req
232. I don't care. All you care about is money!Copy !req
233. I don't care.Copy !req
234. Excuse me!Copy !req
235. Can you guys kind of settle
this amongst yourselves?Copy !req
236. I got nothin' to do with this.Copy !req
237. If it were anyone
other than your daughter...Copy !req
238. who just happens
to control the location...Copy !req
239. that my clients wish to throw their
very expensive closing party at...Copy !req
240. then maybe we could.Copy !req
241. You know how fickle this town is
with restaurants and clubs, Daddy.Copy !req
242. I mean, one night
you're the toast of the town,Copy !req
243. and the next night you're dead.Copy !req
244. No pun intended.Copy !req
245. Listen, sweetheart, I do think
you're being unreasonable here.Copy !req
246. I mean, it is Vegas...Copy !req
247. and people really don't care
what other people do for a living.Copy !req
248. Unreasonable?Copy !req
249. No one calls you unreasonable when
you skip town during the clown convention.Copy !req
250. No, that's different.Copy !req
251. Whatever.Copy !req
252. It is completely abnormal...Copy !req
253. for grown men to paint smiles and
frowns on their faces with bright colors.Copy !req
254. You know, Daddy,
one would've thought...Copy !req
255. that the CIA might have diagnosed...Copy !req
256. your coulrophobia
and done something about it.Copy !req
257. So, you have a little
problem with clowns, big guy?Copy !req
258. Shut up.Copy !req
259. Delinda, give them Mystique
for the party, will you? Delinda.Copy !req
260. But...Copy !req
261. Give them Mystique.Copy !req
262. Delinda.Copy !req
263. Shut up.Copy !req
264. Give them Mystique.Copy !req
265. Hey, Leo.Copy !req
266. Hello, Delinda.Copy !req
267. We got mikes in place, Mr. D.Copy !req
268. I don't think I can wait until dinner.Copy !req
269. You can't?Copy !req
270. I need to be with you now.Copy !req
271. Meet me at my place.Copy !req
272. Okay.Copy !req
273. Bringing up sound now.Copy !req
274. crazy.Copy !req
275. It'll hurt if you cut the itch outta my arm.Copy !req
276. Come on.Copy !req
277. Quit being such a cry-baby whiner.Copy !req
278. Who are you calling a cry-baby whiner?Copy !req
279. You! Can you do me a favor and act...Copy !req
280. Bingo!Copy !req
281. He has a series of microchips
embedded under his skin.Copy !req
282. An extremely complex series.Copy !req
283. This is not your everyday
pet implant for identification.Copy !req
284. They probably plan to use itCopy !req
285. for video poker or slot
manipulation or something.Copy !req
286. That'd be my guess.Copy !req
287. He's making a run for it.Copy !req
288. Hey.Copy !req
289. Where'd he go?Copy !req
290. Ow, ow, ow.Copy !req
291. You and me have to have a little talk.Copy !req
292. Mary, I don't...Copy !req
293. Hey, you are my best friend
in the world...Copy !req
294. and I don't wanna lose that.Copy !req
295. What happened between us
the night you left was beautiful.Copy !req
296. I'm not holding you to anything.Copy !req
297. I'm not. I'm a big girl.Copy !req
298. I knew what I was doing,
and I knew the consequences.Copy !req
299. And I'm fine...Copy !req
300. with everything that happened...Copy !req
301. and I would do it again
in the same situation.Copy !req
302. Danny, you can't just
sleep with me and then...Copy !req
303. Mary Connell...Copy !req
304. will you marry me?Copy !req
305. And what did he say?Copy !req
306. "Will you marry me?"Copy !req
307. And what did you say?Copy !req
308. I didn't know what to say.Copy !req
309. So you didn't answer him?Copy !req
310. All I know is that he wants
to get married right away.Copy !req
311. He said something about
moving to Tahoe.Copy !req
312. Tahoe?Copy !req
313. Starting a family.Copy !req
314. A family?Copy !req
315. You'd leave Vegas?Copy !req
316. I didn't even say yes yet.Copy !req
317. So does that mean
you're gonna marry him or not?Copy !req
318. Of course she's gonna marry him.Copy !req
319. You'll marry him.Copy !req
320. We are going to throw you the
biggest wedding Vegas has ever seen.Copy !req
321. But the most important question is:Copy !req
322. Who's going to be your maid of honor?Copy !req
323. You know, it's funny.Copy !req
324. It was right after one of
my special assignments...Copy !req
325. that I came home and
asked Jillian to marry me.Copy !req
326. Really?Copy !req
327. Yeah. I'd been in a few mixes...Copy !req
328. but this one was a little different.Copy !req
329. I mean, we were cooked.
No backup that we knew of.Copy !req
330. I remember it being the first time...Copy !req
331. that my life actually flashed
before my eyes.Copy !req
332. And it was a life that, you
know, just didn't include Jillian.Copy !req
333. T. McCoy!Copy !req
334. So I swore right then...Copy !req
335. if God, or whoever, pulled
me out of this thing alive...Copy !req
336. the first thing I was going
to do when I got back...Copy !req
337. was ask Jillian to marry me.Copy !req
338. And, by God, I did.Copy !req
339. Hey, guys.Copy !req
340. Wow, this is just like the
bridge on the Starship Enterprise.Copy !req
341. Actually, were the Enterprise not fictitious,
we'd still be three times as large.Copy !req
342. I rigged up something a little
special to tap into Harry's arm.Copy !req
343. It's not gonna hurt, is it?
Hey, there's Marcus and Tom.Copy !req
344. Harry, let me see your arm
there. Putting it on screen now.Copy !req
345. Most embedded microchips have magnetic
coils that activate when scanned...Copy !req
346. but this thing has its own power source.Copy !req
347. Looks like some kind of a code.Copy !req
348. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
349. Mike, break it.Copy !req
350. Mr. D, I can do a lot of things...Copy !req
351. breaking codes is not one of them.Copy !req
352. Sam!Copy !req
353. But I thought this was what you wanted?Copy !req
354. Yeah, I do. It's just...Copy !req
355. It's cold feet, that's all.Copy !req
356. No, something is not right.Copy !req
357. All right, watch the drinkin'. Promise?Copy !req
358. Sam, hold it right there.Copy !req
359. Samantha Jane.Copy !req
360. It's just a few coffins.Copy !req
361. A few coffins?Copy !req
362. Mystique looks like a graveyard.Copy !req
363. Don't get your panties in
a wad. It's gonna be fine.Copy !req
364. For your information,
I'm not wearing any panties.Copy !req
365. And you feel the need
to broadcast that to everyone?Copy !req
366. This is not funny.Copy !req
367. You wanna give me a break?
It's 500 degrees. I'm in wool pants.Copy !req
368. Sweat is dripping down
the back of my thighs.Copy !req
369. Me, too.Copy !req
370. Listen, the boys need to put their coffins
in Mystique in case the IRS audits them.Copy !req
371. Mary, she filled Mystique with coffins.Copy !req
372. Good, you finally got them
out of my ballroom.Copy !req
373. You, I like.Copy !req
374. We are not through, missy.Copy !req
375. You okay?Copy !req
376. Yeah, fine.Copy !req
377. Just have to change for work.Copy !req
378. It's the one above the elevator.Copy !req
379. Fourteen.Copy !req
380. Damn, I lost them.Copy !req
381. Maybe if you kept your eyes on
the suspects rather than Delinda...Copy !req
382. Well, you gotta admit she's kind
of hard to keep your eyes off of.Copy !req
383. Let me give you a word of advice.Copy !req
384. Ed takes losing suspects very serious.Copy !req
385. But he takes his daughter
even more serious.Copy !req
386. Believe me, I know.Copy !req
387. Mitch, back it up to the last
known location of these suspects.Copy !req
388. All right. Fast-forward. More.Copy !req
389. All right, stop.Copy !req
390. They disappear
in the oversized parking lot.Copy !req
391. Pull up the cameras from
the north and south exits.Copy !req
392. You know, Mar...Copy !req
393. I have to be honest with you.Copy !req
394. I never thought I'd be,
but I'm kind of jealous.Copy !req
395. Last night must have been beautiful.Copy !req
396. Actually, he ran off...Copy !req
397. right after he asked me to marry him.Copy !req
398. You mean, you guys didn't...Copy !req
399. No.Copy !req
400. That's kind of weird,
considering where he's been.Copy !req
401. I mean, you'd think that'd be
the first thing he'd wanna do.Copy !req
402. Yeah, that's what I thought.Copy !req
403. Yeah, she should be
coming back any minute!Copy !req
404. I can't believe I'm saying this...Copy !req
405. but I'm not sure
about this wedding thing.Copy !req
406. Mary, everyone in Vegas knows
you two are meant to be together.Copy !req
407. Thank you, but I'm
starting to have my doubts.Copy !req
408. Mary, you and Danny have been
best friends since you were two.Copy !req
409. Yeah, best friends. And lovers...Copy !req
410. twice.Copy !req
411. And both times it was the
night before he shipped out.Copy !req
412. Take it as a compliment.Copy !req
413. He wanted to spend his
last night with you both times.Copy !req
414. But he didn't want to be
with me on his first night back.Copy !req
415. Whenever my father came back
from one of his assignments...Copy !req
416. my mom and I always tried to give
him some space so he could adjust.Copy !req
417. One day they're getting shot
at and their friends killed...Copy !req
418. and the next day they're back home...Copy !req
419. and they're supposed to act normal.Copy !req
420. Well, I guess that's the part
that worries me.Copy !req
421. When he gets back to normal...Copy !req
422. Is he still gonna want to marry me?Copy !req
423. These number sequences are a code.Copy !req
424. We already know that, Mike.Copy !req
425. No, I mean it's a code to break codes.Copy !req
426. It deciphers ciphers.Copy !req
427. This is one big bad mother
just waitin' for somethin' to eat.Copy !req
428. No wonder Homeland Security
wanted Marcus for questioning.Copy !req
429. This microchip can decode
any encryption.Copy !req
430. That's how Marcus was able to
make him and his two cousins not exist.Copy !req
431. He decoded all their information
files, then erased everything.Copy !req
432. That would make every code
in the world vulnerable.Copy !req
433. Selling this chip to the highest bidder...Copy !req
434. on the open market would bring in...Copy !req
435. a lot of money.Copy !req
436. Well, maybe they're here
to meet potential buyers?Copy !req
437. What?Copy !req
438. What did your cousin Marcus
plan on doing with that chip?Copy !req
439. He plans on cutting it out of
my arm so it won't itch anymore.Copy !req
440. Why do you think I ran away from him?Copy !req
441. Marcus sounds like a real nice cousin.Copy !req
442. The best.Copy !req
443. Hey, how did you
get that chip in your arm?Copy !req
444. Me, Tom, and Marcus were
drinkin' beers one night...Copy !req
445. and when I woke up
in the mornin', my arm itched.Copy !req
446. Marcus obviously slipped it into
his arm while he was passed out.Copy !req
447. Why are you here at the Montecito?Copy !req
448. Actually, we're in the wrong Las Vegas.Copy !req
449. Is it always this cold in here?Copy !req
450. Could someone please
get him a sweatshirt?Copy !req
451. What do you mean that
you're in the wrong Las Vegas?Copy !req
452. We were supposed to meet
Marcus in Las Vegas, New Mexico.Copy !req
453. Las Vegas, New Mexico
is near Los Alamos.Copy !req
454. The government lab.Copy !req
455. What's Los Alamos?Copy !req
456. Here.Copy !req
457. Cool. A Montecito sweatshirt.Copy !req
458. I wanted to buy one of these,
but Marcus wouldn't let me.Copy !req
459. Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?Copy !req
460. If you were supposed to be in Las Vegas,
New Mexico, what are you doing here?Copy !req
461. When Marcus said to meet him
in Las Vegas...Copy !req
462. me and Tom just thought he meant here.Copy !req
463. Last night was just a little weird, Danny.Copy !req
464. Yeah.Copy !req
465. I'm sorry about runnin' off like that.Copy !req
466. It kinda made me think you
don't really wanna marry me.Copy !req
467. I've had a lot of time to think about this...Copy !req
468. and if there's anything that you
realize when bullets are flying...Copy !req
469. it's that life is short. I want this.Copy !req
470. Maybe we should wait.Copy !req
471. I thought you loved me.Copy !req
472. Oh, God, I do.Copy !req
473. Then what's the problem?Copy !req
474. I just...Copy !req
475. What?Copy !req
476. I love you.Copy !req
477. And I wanna marry you, and I
wanna have lots of babies with you...Copy !req
478. just like you always wanted.Copy !req
479. The house with the pool, the white
picket fence, the Sunday dinners.Copy !req
480. I want it all, okay?Copy !req
481. Yeah.Copy !req
482. All right, I gotta go.Copy !req
483. They have to be hiding
in one of the RVs.Copy !req
484. There must be hundreds of them
down there.Copy !req
485. More like thousands.Copy !req
486. I really have to use the bathroom.Copy !req
487. It's around the corner.Copy !req
488. Hey, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
489. What are you doing?Copy !req
490. I have to pee.Copy !req
491. Leo, keep an eye on him, will you?Copy !req
492. Thank you.Copy !req
493. Party time.Copy !req
494. The microchip has been activated.Copy !req
495. T. McCoy! We're being overrun!Copy !req
496. How many security teams do we
have out there searching the lot?Copy !req
497. Six teams of two going door-to-door.Copy !req
498. Expand it to ten teams of four.Copy !req
499. Danny, half the owners aren't in their
RV. They're in the casino, gambling.Copy !req
500. Just do it!Copy !req
501. No more coffee for you.Copy !req
502. You know the routine, Harry.Copy !req
503. Don't touch that!Copy !req
504. Sorry.Copy !req
505. Mitch, get this guy back in holding.Copy !req
506. Maybe he was just a little nervous
about askin' you to marry him.Copy !req
507. Something is wrong, Ed.Copy !req
508. He just needs a little time,
that's all. Just some time.Copy !req
509. It's not the Danny I know.Copy !req
510. No, it's not.Copy !req
511. What happened to him over there?Copy !req
512. I don't know.Copy !req
513. Who loves you, boys?Copy !req
514. Come on, D. Mystique's
never looked better.Copy !req
515. You're so dead.Copy !req
516. What I don't get is why anyone
would trust a complete idiot...Copy !req
517. with something so valuable
as this microchip.Copy !req
518. Yeah, I've been wondering
the same thing, Mike.Copy !req
519. Unless it's what they say,
"Blood is thicker than water."Copy !req
520. They also say, "Stupid is as stupid does."Copy !req
521. I'm just not so sure
how stupid they really are.Copy !req
522. T. McCoy!Copy !req
523. Hey, Mitch.Copy !req
524. How long has he been standing there?Copy !req
525. All day.Copy !req
526. I just found out he's been
working since he got in last night.Copy !req
527. Go see what Harry wants.Copy !req
528. Hey, Danny.Copy !req
529. Ed.Copy !req
530. How long has it been since you slept?Copy !req
531. Sleep's overrated.Copy !req
532. Yeah.Copy !req
533. How long have you been
forcing yourself to stay awake?Copy !req
534. I got to tell you, I knew where you were.Copy !req
535. I've always known
exactly where you were.Copy !req
536. And I also know that you're gonna
get nominated for a Silver Star.Copy !req
537. So congratulations, man.Copy !req
538. I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
539. All right, well,
you need some sleep, man.Copy !req
540. No, I'm fine.Copy !req
541. You are not fine. I'm fine.Copy !req
542. You are not fine.Copy !req
543. Now if you're not gonna go
home, let me get you a suite.Copy !req
544. And I'm gonna make a call...Copy !req
545. make an appointment
for you to talk to someone.Copy !req
546. I'm not gonna talk to anybody. I'm
not talking to anybody. Forget about it.Copy !req
547. Okay. Let's get some sleep. Let's get
some sleep and we'll chat later. Come on.Copy !req
548. Ed, Harry here says he needs to
talk to you. He says it's important.Copy !req
549. Ed, on a hunch, I ran the three
through last year's video IQ playback...Copy !req
550. I'm sorry. Look at that. I'm...Copy !req
551. The auction will commence
with an opening bid of $10 million.Copy !req
552. The winning bidder
will receive the download...Copy !req
553. once the funds are wired to my account.Copy !req
554. You all right, man?Copy !req
555. Yeah, Ed.Copy !req
556. I just thought it was...Copy !req
557. We got nothin' on Marcus
from the past year...Copy !req
558. but Cousin Tom isn't so stupid.Copy !req
559. He's been here 11 times
in the last three months.Copy !req
560. Eleven times?Copy !req
561. If you weren't watching
surveillance and security...Copy !req
562. I'd say he's casing the place.Copy !req
563. Wait a second.Copy !req
564. Listen, this guy's not casing
the place, he's casin' us.Copy !req
565. He's checkin' out our routine
to see what it takes...Copy !req
566. to have a guy brought up here
in the surveillance area.Copy !req
567. Ed, these names and numbers
flying by...Copy !req
568. are all the bank account and credit
card numbers the Montecito has on file.Copy !req
569. Every guest who's ever stayed here.Copy !req
570. This is all their personal information.Copy !req
571. Someone's breaking our security
codes and accessing them as we speak.Copy !req
572. This whole Dumb and Dumber thing
is a scam.Copy !req
573. A Trojan horse.Copy !req
574. They knew if they did anything
illegal, we'd arrest them...Copy !req
575. but playing dumb would get our attention.Copy !req
576. And the microchip would
raise enough suspicion...Copy !req
577. for us to bring him
into the surveillance room.Copy !req
578. Where's the microchip?Copy !req
579. Where's the microchip?Copy !req
580. Danny.Copy !req
581. Ed, we have no control over our
computers. We've been overridden.Copy !req
582. That's why the microchip
has its own power source.Copy !req
583. Listen to me.Copy !req
584. You're gonna talk, or I'm gonna
beat the dumb back into you.Copy !req
585. Once the chip is in place, it
can only be accessed externally.Copy !req
586. Ed, this chip is not just a
microchip, it's a transmitter.Copy !req
587. That means I can use
the transmitter to find them.Copy !req
588. Where's Danny?Copy !req
589. Mitch, call the girls
and tell them to find Danny.Copy !req
590. Danny.Copy !req
591. Hey, baby.Copy !req
592. I'm going to take you upstairs to a suite.Copy !req
593. Let's get married right now.Copy !req
594. We can talk about that later. All right?Copy !req
595. Okay? Right now you need to sleep.Copy !req
596. Let's forget about the sleep.Copy !req
597. Let's just do it.
Let's just go and get married.Copy !req
598. You're gonna need sleep.Copy !req
599. I'm not sleeping!Copy !req
600. They're holding an online auction...Copy !req
601. selling the identities and
numbers to the highest bidders.Copy !req
602. By my estimation, considering the
massive size of the encrypted files...Copy !req
603. we have less than five minutes
before the download is complete.Copy !req
604. I'll meet you in the parking lot.Copy !req
605. Got you.Copy !req
606. What the hell happened here?Copy !req
607. Ed, I'm really worried.Copy !req
608. When I told Danny that I wouldn't marry
him right now and that he needed sleep...Copy !req
609. he flipped out.Copy !req
610. Don't worry, Ed. Metro will pick
up Danny. You can't miss that car.Copy !req
611. Less than a minute.Copy !req
612. All right, let's take them down.Copy !req
613. They found us. They found us.
Come on! Come on! Hurry up!Copy !req
614. Ed, I'm going around front.Copy !req
615. Hey, man.Copy !req
616. Download complete in 10...Copy !req
617. Well, when am I gonna get
to hit a bad guy?Copy !req
618. You like that?Copy !req
619. I'm gonna kill her.Copy !req
620. She's just doing her job, D.Copy !req
621. That's right. Come on.Copy !req
622. Hi.Copy !req
623. Are you drunk?Copy !req
624. No. I love you guys.Copy !req
625. I'm just trying to win a little bet.Copy !req
626. I just won the bet.Copy !req
627. Okay, I don't even wanna know...Copy !req
628. Delinda Deline?Copy !req
629. Hi, I'm Delinda.Copy !req
630. Hi, I'm Jerry Meyers.Copy !req
631. Thank you.Copy !req
632. I'm so, so sorry you have to see this.Copy !req
633. Mystique is usually not like this.Copy !req
634. No. It's quite all right. I represent the
Proctologists' Association of America.Copy !req
635. We're having our convention, and
we heard about this incredible party...Copy !req
636. that you're throwing for
the funeral home directors.Copy !req
637. So I wanted to check it out...Copy !req
638. because this is exactly
what we're looking...Copy !req
639. No, this is a one-time deal only.Copy !req
640. Whatever they paid, we'll double it.Copy !req
641. Excuse me? I'm Sam.Copy !req
642. Hi, Sam. Back off.Copy !req
643. Give us a little hug.Copy !req
644. Harry had me fooled.
I thought he was an idiot.Copy !req
645. Ed, I called all over.
I can't find Danny anywhere.Copy !req
646. Check with his dad?Copy !req
647. Yeah, his dad didn't even know
he was back.Copy !req
648. I talked to his neighbors. They
haven't seen him. He hasn't been home.Copy !req
649. Get out an APB and then
check every hotel, motel...Copy !req
650. every flophouse in this city. All right?Copy !req
651. Excuse me.Copy !req
652. Thanks a lot, Bob. I appreciate it.Copy !req
653. Listen, I really think
you should wait out here.Copy !req
654. Danny?Copy !req
655. You havin' a party?Copy !req
656. Just me.Copy !req
657. Well, you're supposed to be sleepin'.Copy !req
658. I don't... I don't sleep anymore.Copy !req
659. Hey...Copy !req
660. I'm just gonna turn this
light on over here, okay?Copy !req
661. No, leave it off.Copy !req
662. How about...Copy !req
663. I just sit down so we can talk?Copy !req
664. It sometimes feels a little better...Copy !req
665. if you talk about it
with someone who's been there.Copy !req
666. There's nothin' to talk about.Copy !req
667. You need some sleep.Copy !req
668. I told you that I don't sleep anymore.Copy !req
669. Why?Copy !req
670. Because there's nobody left
to watch my back.Copy !req
671. They're all dead.Copy !req
672. Every single one of them.Copy !req
673. I know.Copy !req
674. I had to call in an air strike...Copy !req
675. right on top of us.Copy !req
676. You had no choice, Danny. I mean...Copy !req
677. you were being overrun...Copy !req
678. and you absolutely had no choice at all.Copy !req
679. Why don't you just go and take
a shower and clean yourself up?Copy !req
680. Did you ever have to do
what I had to do?Copy !req
681. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
682. Danny.Copy !req
683. I'll watch your back, son.Copy !req
684. Ow!Copy !req