1. It took me a while
to find the wheels you wanted...Copy !req
2. but I think you'll be happy.Copy !req
3. You are the man, Mike. Gotta tell you,
good idea bringing it around back...Copy !req
4. - because if our fiancees saw it...
- Yeah, I understand.Copy !req
5. You ready, boys?Copy !req
6. Yeah!Copy !req
7. I could die happy right now.Copy !req
8. You think you're all that.
Don't get uppity with me.Copy !req
9. You're nothing but a bunch of hos.Copy !req
10. Hey, is there a problem?Copy !req
11. Just a showgirl, daddy-o...Copy !req
12. trying to pass on my resume
to a couple of no good biatches!Copy !req
13. - Hey, why don't we...
- I am a hell of a dancer. Check this out.Copy !req
14. There you go. That's... Whoa!Copy !req
15. Get off me!
I was...Copy !req
16. I don't need your help.Copy !req
17. Hey!Copy !req
18. Hey, drunk lady!Copy !req
19. You okay?Copy !req
20. Hey! You're 10 minutes late.
Get into the bar now. Go.Copy !req
21. You too, buddy. Go on.Copy !req
22. Now, page housekeeping.Copy !req
23. If the welcome baskets aren't ready now,
they are in for a world of pain.Copy !req
24. How's it going for you today?Copy !req
25. Aside from the fact
that I have two dozen brides...Copy !req
26. demanding that I make Sunday
the happiest day of their lives, great.Copy !req
27. That's my high roller from Taiwan.
He wants me to spoon-feed him caviar.Copy !req
28. - That's not so bad.
- From my navel.Copy !req
29. Yes, caviar. Yes.Copy !req
30. - Since when do you speak Chinese?
- Mandarin.Copy !req
31. Since I learned 80%
of high rollers were Chinese.Copy !req
32. How did you land Zhao?
I thought he only played in Monte Carlo.Copy !req
33. Found out his daughters
go to school in New York.Copy !req
34. He doesn't get to see them very often,
so I organised...Copy !req
35. So you organised a little reunion. Very nice.Copy !req
36. Who are they?Copy !req
37. They would be Mr. Zhao's daughters,
the new "it" girls.Copy !req
38. To be rich
and beautiful and know it.Copy !req
39. Magazines can't get enough of them.Copy !req
40. That's it. Perfect.Copy !req
41. Here we go!Copy !req
42. ED: Sir?
A word, please?Copy !req
43. ED: Sure. This way.Copy !req
44. Quin? Lee?Copy !req
45. Beautiful.Copy !req
46. ED: Mr. Zhao, what can I do for you?Copy !req
47. I would like your security team...Copy !req
48. to keep an eye on my daughters.Copy !req
49. ED: If it's their safety
you're concerned with...Copy !req
50. I can assure you that
Las Vegas is a very safe town...Copy !req
51. and the surveillance on The Strip alone...Copy !req
52. Actually, I would prefer them
not leave the hotel.Copy !req
53. With all due respect, you'll have to give me
a little more information.Copy !req
54. I have not seen my two girls in many years.Copy !req
55. This recent obsession
your press has with them...Copy !req
56. is not something I'm pleased with.Copy !req
57. Well, you know, we do...Copy !req
58. have celebrities flying
in and out of Vegas every day.Copy !req
59. And there's paparazzi in every single hotel
up and down The Strip.Copy !req
60. But what is it you suggest that I do?Copy !req
61. I'm a simple man, Mr. Deline.Copy !req
62. I don't need a lion dance, or someone
to Feng Shui my swimming pool.Copy !req
63. All I want is peace of mind...Copy !req
64. that I don't see my daughters
on your cheap American magazines.Copy !req
65. Please, keep them out of trouble.Copy !req
66. If you can't do that,
I will find a casino that can.Copy !req
67. - I'll put my best man on it.
- Thank you.Copy !req
68. Very good.Copy !req
69. Good job last night, Mike.Copy !req
70. Hey, you can save me anytime.Copy !req
71. Hey, good going, Mike.Copy !req
72. Let me guess. You two are here
for the Weekend of Weddings.Copy !req
73. Special events check-in is right over there.Copy !req
74. Thanks. I'm Karen,
and this is my fiance, Bill.Copy !req
75. How are you?
Hey.Copy !req
76. This is our first time in Vegas.Copy !req
77. Never would have guessed it.
Where you folks from?Copy !req
78. Windom, Minnesota.Copy !req
79. Our whole town's about as big as
that pyramid we saw on our way in.Copy !req
80. I cannot believe
we're getting hitched in Vegas.Copy !req
81. - Like Elvis.
- And Priscilla.Copy !req
82. I just hope we'll be as happy as they were.Copy !req
83. Mary? We got another pair of lovebirds here
for your wedding.Copy !req
84. - Mary Connell.
- Hi.Copy !req
85. Thank you so much for
getting us in at the last minute.Copy !req
86. Yeah, we weren't really sure
if we could afford it.Copy !req
87. But when we heard about the limos
and then the Elvis impersonators...Copy !req
88. - and the prime rib and the lobster banquet...
- We just had to be here.Copy !req
89. We're very happy you're here.
Let's check you in.Copy !req
90. Great. Thank you.
Sure.Copy !req
91. See you later.
See you later.Copy !req
92. - Vegas virgins?
- Yeah, and they got the fever bad.Copy !req
93. You're him, aren't you?
Could you sign this?Copy !req
94. Yes.Copy !req
95. Here you go. My pleasure.Copy !req
96. Hey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
97. Yeah, don't you have more hero stuff to do?Copy !req
98. Don't you have two little girls
you're supposed to be babysitting?Copy !req
99. They're getting massages.
And have you seen these two?Copy !req
100. It's not babysitting, bro.Copy !req
101. Two words: Ed's watching.Copy !req
102. That's funny.Copy !req
103. Not as funny as a local strip joint
naming a cocktail after you.Copy !req
104. - The Cannon Blast.
- The Cannon Blast.Copy !req
105. Right. If you two are finished
cracking yourselves up...Copy !req
106. I have work to do. Thank you very much.Copy !req
107. - Mike Cannon?
- Yes, how can I help you, sir?Copy !req
108. - I guess he didn't want an autograph.
- Guess not.Copy !req
109. - I'm being sued.
- What?Copy !req
110. That lady I saved is suing me.Copy !req
111. Yeah? They're where?Copy !req
112. Girls, right over here.Copy !req
113. Good.Copy !req
114. Aren't you supposed to be
babysitting these two?Copy !req
115. I got the press here to cover
the Weekend of Weddings brunch...Copy !req
116. but all they've done is take
snapshots of those two.Copy !req
117. They've hijacked
my photographers, Danny.Copy !req
118. Danny.Copy !req
119. Stop harassing my fiance.Copy !req
120. Why? We think he likes it.Copy !req
121. Maybe if you harassed him right,
we wouldn't have to.Copy !req
122. Aren't you supposed to be
getting massages?Copy !req
123. We got bored.Copy !req
124. Now, if you had massaged us
like we asked...Copy !req
125. we wouldn't have to come in here
looking for fun.Copy !req
126. We need constant supervision.Copy !req
127. I'll be more than happy to give you guys
my undivided attention.Copy !req
128. Can we just talk about this outside?Copy !req
129. Girls? Couple more, please?Copy !req
130. Tramps.Copy !req
131. That worked out well.Copy !req
132. Hold up!
Right there, girls.Copy !req
133. Back off! Enough. Get. Enough.Copy !req
134. If you two weren't so damn cute, you'd be
in a four-by-six holding cell right now.Copy !req
135. We don't want special treatment.Copy !req
136. Treat us like any other troublemakers.Copy !req
137. What do you want to do, frisk us?
Handcuff us?Copy !req
138. Maybe spank us?
Teach us a lesson.Copy !req
139. Look...Copy !req
140. Hold on here for just a minute.Copy !req
141. Keep an eye on these two, would you?
And only an eye.Copy !req
142. Yeah?Copy !req
143. ED: How's it going down there?Copy !req
144. Great!Copy !req
145. We got three bachelor parties tonight.
Think you can handle it?Copy !req
146. I'm a little tied up
with the Zhao sisters right now, Ed.Copy !req
147. You're a marine with guerrilla training.
You think you can handle two coeds?Copy !req
148. Yeah, well, guerrillas
don't wear six-inch heels.Copy !req
149. ED: What?
Nothing.Copy !req
150. I gotta go.Copy !req
151. Where are they?
They...Copy !req
152. Mary, have you seen the Zhao sisters?Copy !req
153. - No.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
154. They're a little hard to miss,
don't you think, Danny?Copy !req
155. This is so much better
than getting hitched at our church.Copy !req
156. They have potlucks all the time,
and the place reeks of beef.Copy !req
157. I am happy to say
our wedding hall smells nothing of beef.Copy !req
158. You can check it out for yourself
at the rehearsal. I'll walk you there.Copy !req
159. Let me grab Bill.
Sure.Copy !req
160. - Sweetie. We gotta go to the rehearsal.
- In a minute.Copy !req
161. Winner! Pay the line.Copy !req
162. - I'll meet you guys there.
- No. We're coming with you.Copy !req
163. Right, Bill? We need to go.Copy !req
164. It's a rehearsal, baby, okay?
We can be a little late.Copy !req
165. Honey, this is important to me.Copy !req
166. Well, winning the house money
is important to me.Copy !req
167. Yeah!Copy !req
168. Eleven! Winner!Copy !req
169. You said you didn't even gamble.Copy !req
170. You said you were a natural blonde.
You don't see me complaining.Copy !req
171. Bill, let's go.Copy !req
172. Bill! Bill!Copy !req
173. Eleven again! Winner!Copy !req
174. Slap my ass and call me Sally!Copy !req
175. All right. Hey, you know what?Copy !req
176. Let me see your wedding dress.Copy !req
177. I'm sure it's beautiful.Copy !req
178. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
179. Mr. Cannon, your reckless actions...Copy !req
180. caused my client to sustain
a severe sprain in her right trapeze muscle.Copy !req
181. She would have been run over by a bus.Copy !req
182. That's your opinion.
My client thinks otherwise.Copy !req
183. Since she's an entertainer
at a gentlemen's club...Copy !req
184. She's a stripper.Copy !req
185. this avoidable injury will result
in a considerable loss of income...Copy !req
186. not to mention pain and suffering
and loss of consortium.Copy !req
187. - Loss of what?
- That means that I can't have sex.Copy !req
188. I thought you were a stripper, not a hooker.Copy !req
189. Mr. Cannon, we can easily add slander
to the suit.Copy !req
190. I saved your life.
Why are you doing this to me?Copy !req
191. Honey, I got nothing against you.Copy !req
192. Technically,
we are suing the Montecito.Copy !req
193. They're liable since you were acting
as their employee.Copy !req
194. And because you know a payday
when you see one.Copy !req
195. Mr. Cannon, please. I'll handle this.Copy !req
196. Yeah, I got Motown in my blood.Copy !req
197. Are you from Detroit?
I'm from Pakistan.Copy !req
198. But Detroit's like my
spiritual home. Anyway, like I was saying...Copy !req
199. I got an eye for talent,
and, baby, you've got it.Copy !req
200. Here's my card.
You think?Copy !req
201. Bring that with the demo.
I'll see what I can work out.Copy !req
202. Yo, I told you, homey. It's Groovy.Copy !req
203. I got it. Listen, you said
the Zhao sisters were in here?Copy !req
204. Them mummies is fine.Copy !req
205. I seen them in magazines and whatnots,
but they got some nice ta-tas.Copy !req
206. Where are they?Copy !req
207. On the real, dog,
how about some quid pro quo?Copy !req
208. You could hook me up with Delinda.Copy !req
209. She look like a lady
trying to get a freak on!Copy !req
210. Why don't you zip it up...Copy !req
211. before I tell these women
you're not actually a producer?Copy !req
212. - Man, why you gonna say something...
- Where are they?Copy !req
213. Danny!Copy !req
214. Danny, dance with me.Copy !req
215. What are you doing?Copy !req
216. We were supposed to be
in M.C. Lockjaw's music video.Copy !req
217. Not on my watch.Copy !req
218. Daddy's not gonna like you
pushing us around like this.Copy !req
219. Actually, your father told me
I could use anything short of a stun gun...Copy !req
220. To keep you here.
I like it when you talk dirty.Copy !req
221. You can let us go.
We'll make it worth your while.Copy !req
222. Thank you for alerting me.Copy !req
223. Why don't I escort you
back up to the penthouse, sir?Copy !req
224. Sure.Copy !req
225. Go, go, go!Copy !req
226. Lock down penthouse, now!Copy !req
227. ED: That elevator only goes up
to Zhao's penthouse.Copy !req
228. No surveillance cameras in the penthouse?Copy !req
229. It's illegal.Copy !req
230. What's with the red box?Copy !req
231. Video IQ recognises specific
human characteristics including gait...Copy !req
232. so we can ID the guy based on that.Copy !req
233. And the only way out of the building
is through the casino.Copy !req
234. He looks lost.
ED: He stopped to ask this guy directions.Copy !req
235. He's one of our guests.
I spoke to him through an interpreter.Copy !req
236. - He only speaks Mandarin.
- So our guy's definitely Chinese.Copy !req
237. And I'm betting that
he ain't been in this country too long.Copy !req
238. Yeah?Copy !req
239. I'll be right up.Copy !req
240. My people
have finished questioning the Zhaos.Copy !req
241. I'm gonna wrap things up in the penthouse.Copy !req
242. Luis, the last time I saw a blade like this...Copy !req
243. I was working the Chinese border.Copy !req
244. - You worked the Chinese border?
- No, I never worked the Chinese border.Copy !req
245. You just said...
ED: But the point is that...Copy !req
246. they would never use something like this
for a robbery. Never.Copy !req
247. - You think it was a hit?
- It wouldn't surprise me, yeah.Copy !req
248. All right.Copy !req
249. Danny, listen...Copy !req
250. if this was a hit,
so for his sake and our protection...Copy !req
251. in the nicest way,
you gotta get him out of here.Copy !req
252. All right.Copy !req
253. I am not going anywhere.Copy !req
254. Mr. Zhao, you need to start thinking
about your safety. I'm sorry, but the...Copy !req
255. No, look.
I appreciate all you've done for us...Copy !req
256. but I lost $2 million here
and I intend to win it back.Copy !req
257. And I'm not gonna be scared off
by some criminal.Copy !req
258. I understand...
Excuse me.Copy !req
259. Danny. The Zhaos didn't give us much.Copy !req
260. Did you ask about the Chinese foreigner?Copy !req
261. Ed heard some stuff about
his business dealings.Copy !req
262. I know this isn't the best thing
for the hotel...Copy !req
263. but I work for the city, not the Montecito.Copy !req
264. Now, I'm trying...Copy !req
265. Just baby-sit the girls.
Let me deal with the police business.Copy !req
266. Look, I'm just...Copy !req
267. One more, please.Copy !req
268. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
269. Streak ended?Copy !req
270. Boy, you should be happy.Copy !req
271. The casino made five big ones off me.Copy !req
272. I'm not here as a hotel employee, Bill.Copy !req
273. Now, excuse my frankness...Copy !req
274. but what you did to Karen
was pretty crappy.Copy !req
275. I know.Copy !req
276. I should have gone to the rehearsal,
but I just... I couldn't stop, you know?Copy !req
277. It's like Vegas made me do it.Copy !req
278. - We call it the fever.
- I wanted to apologise.Copy !req
279. But by the time I got back,
she'd moved to another room...Copy !req
280. She was very upset.
You should make it up to her. Soon.Copy !req
281. - Any suggestions?
- Jewellery.Copy !req
282. I can't believe
we'll be getting married on Sunday.Copy !req
283. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
284. - You okay? How'd the deposition go?
- Know in a minute.Copy !req
285. Good luck.
Thanks.Copy !req
286. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
287. So?Copy !req
288. We're gonna settle.Copy !req
289. But I didn't do anything wrong.Copy !req
290. You're taking this
personally, Mike.Copy !req
291. Look at it from a cost-benefit perspective.Copy !req
292. For $100,000,
we can make this case go away.Copy !req
293. If we push forward, we could lose millions.Copy !req
294. Can't we investigate or something?Copy !req
295. For all we know, there's nothing wrong
with her. Trapeze muscle?Copy !req
296. A full investigation could take months.
The costs...Copy !req
297. If we settle,
people are gonna think I messed up.Copy !req
298. And what happens the next time
there's an accident?Copy !req
299. Are you telling me I can't help a lady
that's about to be run over by a bus?Copy !req
300. Actually, yes.Copy !req
301. I can't help people?Copy !req
302. Unfortunately, we live
in a very litigious society.Copy !req
303. I'm sure as hell not gonna work
for a company that says I can't help people.Copy !req
304. I quit.Copy !req
305. Beresh told me I'm supposed to stand by
and watch if someone's about to be killed.Copy !req
306. Mike, it's not personal.Copy !req
307. It's just in the best interests
of the Montecito.Copy !req
308. - I didn't do anything wrong, Ed.
- I know that, Mikey. I know it.Copy !req
309. But if you quit now,
you're gonna look guilty. You cannot quit.Copy !req
310. Take the weekend. Just take the weekend
and think about it, okay?Copy !req
311. Just as a favour to me.
And if you still wanna quit...Copy !req
312. I won't stand in your way, maybe.Copy !req
313. - All right, Ed.
- Thanks, Mike.Copy !req
314. ED: Yeah.Copy !req
315. ED: The sisters are
at the bachelorette party?Copy !req
316. ED: You make sure Danny knows.Copy !req
317. - Women are pigs.
- You have no idea.Copy !req
318. Wait till you see this.Copy !req
319. - You set off the fire alarm?
- Attention, everyone!Copy !req
320. We need you all to evacuate the building...Copy !req
321. unless you think you can take the heat.Copy !req
322. Was that your idea?Copy !req
323. - Mary's.
- I've always loved a man in uniform.Copy !req
324. Wait, excuse me.Copy !req
325. Whoa.Copy !req
326. If I didn't know better,
I think you two were trying to sneak off.Copy !req
327. There are assassins in the hotel.
Or haven't you heard?Copy !req
328. Yeah. Your father
was almost killed yesterday.Copy !req
329. You'd think you could stay out
of the clubs at least one night.Copy !req
330. You think this is the first time
this has happened? You're so naive.Copy !req
331. How about this?Copy !req
332. How about I turn a blind eye this once...Copy !req
333. and then you give me an idea
what your father's into.Copy !req
334. Our father,
like any good Beijing businessman...Copy !req
335. has a lot of enemies,
some more dangerous than others.Copy !req
336. Dangerous how?Copy !req
337. One guy, we think
he's with a triad called Sun Fah.Copy !req
338. He's been after our father for a long time.Copy !req
339. Daddy won't go to the police,
'cause he can't be associated with gangs.Copy !req
340. It's very stressful.Copy !req
341. Quin and I deal with it by going clubbing.Copy !req
342. I'll bet you do.Copy !req
343. And our father gambles
the family fortune away.Copy !req
344. It's a Zhao family tradition. Can we go now?Copy !req
345. Yeah. But be careful, please.Copy !req
346. Sure. I'll try on your hard hat.Copy !req
347. And anything else you want to put on me.Copy !req
348. - Hey.
- It's over.Copy !req
349. - Excuse me?
- The wedding.Copy !req
350. It's gone, kaput, down the toilet.Copy !req
351. Five years I was with him,
and I thought I knew all of his faults.Copy !req
352. The pro wrestling, the snoring,
the third nipple.Copy !req
353. I could live with all that.Copy !req
354. But ever since we got here,
it's like I don't even know him.Copy !req
355. It's time to move on.Copy !req
356. Listen, in Vegas, people do things...Copy !req
357. that they would normally never dream of.Copy !req
358. It doesn't mean that
Bill doesn't love you, Karen.Copy !req
359. Karen?Copy !req
360. - Do you hear that?
- What?Copy !req
361. That's the sound of a fire engine.Copy !req
362. And it goes, "Woo."Copy !req
363. Danny McCoy.Copy !req
364. Charlie.Copy !req
365. Hey. How are you, man?Copy !req
366. Good. What brings you here?Copy !req
367. I need a little information from you.Copy !req
368. I was wondering if you'd ever heard
of a triad called Sun Fah.Copy !req
369. The reason I ask is because we had a hit
taken out on one of our guests...Copy !req
370. and his daughters think it might be this triad
that he did business with.Copy !req
371. - Yeah, I know them.
- Yeah?Copy !req
372. They're brutal sons of bitches.
I hear they run...Copy !req
373. with the Moo Shu Boys.Copy !req
374. Just because I live in Chinatown...Copy !req
375. you think I got the 411
on every underworld triad?Copy !req
376. Now I remember why I beat
the crap out of you in grade school.Copy !req
377. You were just jealous 'cause
I was the one scoring with the honeys.Copy !req
378. Thanks for the information.Copy !req
379. Okay.Copy !req
380. Why you asking questions about triad?
You a cop?Copy !req
381. Not a cop.
Not a cop.Copy !req
382. So who are you? Busybody?Copy !req
383. Go to hell.Copy !req
384. You better close your eyes.
This is really gonna hurt.Copy !req
385. You know Ed Deline?Copy !req
386. What was l...Copy !req
387. Oh, yeah,
you were the biggest mistake of my life!Copy !req
388. Five long years I wasted with you!
You're just a pig!Copy !req
389. Oh, my God! What did you...Copy !req
390. You're a...
A what?Copy !req
391. You're a slut!
Nothing happened!Copy !req
392. Right! What is this?
What the hell is this, huh?Copy !req
393. ED: Whoa. Excuse me.
Fireman's hat.Copy !req
394. Hey, you put some clothes on.
You know this guy?Copy !req
395. We had coffee! That is it!Copy !req
396. - Oh, God!
- Geez!Copy !req
397. You know, my mother was right.
You know, you are a skank!Copy !req
398. Your mother is a bitch!Copy !req
399. I wish she would just get back
on her broomstick and fly...Copy !req
400. Well, at least she's not a hussy!Copy !req
401. - A hussy?
- Yeah, a hussy!Copy !req
402. Calm down!Copy !req
403. God, please!
I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
404. Get her out of here.Copy !req
405. - I heard there was a problem.
- No, we had one.Copy !req
406. - They're checking out.
- Ed, they're here for the wedding.Copy !req
407. They're supposed to get married on Sunday.Copy !req
408. Am I supposed to ignore the disturbance
or the destruction of property? Am I?Copy !req
409. No, but I've been hyping this event
for months, and if the reporters find out...Copy !req
410. that we threw out one of the couples,
it'll be a PR nightmare.Copy !req
411. Yeah?Copy !req
412. What? Okay, I'll be right there.Copy !req
413. Okay. But if they so much as
crash a buffet line... You hear me?Copy !req
414. - Yes. Thank you.
- Yeah. Come on.Copy !req
415. Thank you.Copy !req
416. ED: And put something on that guy.
Yes, sir.Copy !req
417. What happened?Copy !req
418. You told me that I should
go make up with Karen.Copy !req
419. Yeah, I said buy her jewellery,
not break into her room nude.Copy !req
420. I thought it would be romantic.Copy !req
421. You know, I'd wait for her in bed, nude,
maybe with a rose in my mouth.Copy !req
422. Then I see a fireman
coming out of her bedroom...Copy !req
423. - and there ain't no freaking fire.
- I told you. We just talked.Copy !req
424. He had a lot of positive qualities.Copy !req
425. Oh, yeah, like what? The hose?
I'll show you a hose!Copy !req
426. Okay. You know what?
That's enough of that.Copy !req
427. Maybe you two should just
take a little break from each other.Copy !req
428. All right? Just for a while.Copy !req
429. Fine!Copy !req
430. Hey, Chuan. How you been?Copy !req
431. You haven't slowed down much.Copy !req
432. You're looking good, man.Copy !req
433. - Not thin like back in Guangdong.
- How's business?Copy !req
434. We're the biggest distributor
for imitation handbags in Southwest.Copy !req
435. ED: Get out of here.
Yeah.Copy !req
436. ED: Really? No.
Take. It's for Jillian and Delinda.Copy !req
437. ED: Thank you.Copy !req
438. Business is very good,
but going legit, not easy.Copy !req
439. Especially when people go around
asking question about triad.Copy !req
440. What the hell is this?Copy !req
441. See, young people,
they act without thinking.Copy !req
442. He won't be a problem to you again.
You have my word.Copy !req
443. Before, we deal with Red Guard.
Now with your young friend.Copy !req
444. Times change, huh? I mean, like Vegas.Copy !req
445. Used to be Mafia and Rat Pack.Copy !req
446. Now it's the Fortune Fiver and Celine Dion.Copy !req
447. Maybe I used to be triad.Copy !req
448. Now I sell knockoff handbags.
You have to change to survive, huh?Copy !req
449. - It's true.
- Well, if there's no triad...Copy !req
450. what the hell was up
with the knife down my pants?Copy !req
451. Old habits.Copy !req
452. ED: Come on, kid. Keep walking.Copy !req
453. Now, if you're in over your head,
let me know.Copy !req
454. I'm not.Copy !req
455. Keep your head down, all right? Here.Copy !req
456. I mean, if you are,
I can always get someone else.Copy !req
457. I'm not. I'll take care of it.Copy !req
458. Keep your head down.
You're gonna scare the guests.Copy !req
459. Hey, Luis.
ED: Wait.Copy !req
460. Why don't you two
talk over here behind the tree?Copy !req
461. Keep your head down.Copy !req
462. - Who worked you over?
- Couple of guys who sell handbags.Copy !req
463. We pulled the list of male visitors
travelling alone from China in the last week.Copy !req
464. It's pretty extensive. I was hoping you could
run it through the Montecito computer.Copy !req
465. I'll call you if I get any hits. Thanks.Copy !req
466. Do you mind?Copy !req
467. I'm trying to have
a private girlie moment here.Copy !req
468. Ouch.Copy !req
469. - You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
470. I thought you wanted
to get married in leather pants...Copy !req
471. and ride off on Prince's motorcycle.Copy !req
472. I was 10 when I said that.
You wanted to marry Daisy Duke.Copy !req
473. Daisy Duke was hot, wasn't she?Copy !req
474. Well. Yeah, that was forever ago.Copy !req
475. I'm beginning to think
I'm just not the marrying kind.Copy !req
476. Long as I can remember, you wanted to have,
what, five kids, ten dogs?Copy !req
477. Yeah.Copy !req
478. Yeah.
Hey, Danny.Copy !req
479. You said to call when the computer
finished processing your list.Copy !req
480. You have the names?Copy !req
481. I'm printing them now.
I'll be right there.Copy !req
482. Okay. They'll be ready
when you get here.Copy !req
483. - What's that all about?
- It's been the same fight since day one.Copy !req
484. He wants them to stop showing up
in People Magazine...Copy !req
485. and they want him
to quit betting $10,000 a hand.Copy !req
486. You know, family stuff.Copy !req
487. This ought to distract them.Copy !req
488. Mr. Zhao?Copy !req
489. Det. Perez wants to see you
down at the station.Copy !req
490. - I can give you a ride.
- What's going on?Copy !req
491. The police had a list of possible suspects,
which our hotel intelligence...Copy !req
492. narrowed down to a couple of names.
Shall we?Copy !req
493. Thank you so much for everything.
Quin and I will never forget you.Copy !req
494. You're welcome.Copy !req
495. ED: Thanks for waiting.
Oh, no problem.Copy !req
496. What can I do for you?Copy !req
497. I heard we were settling
the Mike Cannon case.Copy !req
498. Yeah. Cost considerations.Copy !req
499. - Why aren't we investigating?
- Cost considerations.Copy !req
500. - I'll pay for it.
- That's very admirable, Ed.Copy !req
501. These employees, they're like your soldiers.Copy !req
502. Well, nothing like my soldiers.
They are my family, my friends.Copy !req
503. Bottom line, Ed, we can't risk it.Copy !req
504. ED: Hey, Rulan.
Hey, Mr. Deline.Copy !req
505. ED: How you doing?
Good.Copy !req
506. Listen, how'd you like to make
a couple hundred bucks?Copy !req
507. Is that a trick question?Copy !req
508. Listen, you know how to operate
a video camera, right?Copy !req
509. - Yeah.
- Good.Copy !req
510. I want to thank you
for your help with my daughters.Copy !req
511. They weren't a problem.Copy !req
512. Don't lie.Copy !req
513. They are life-sucking she-devils.
Have been since they were born.Copy !req
514. What did I expect?Copy !req
515. They were born year of the tiger, you know,
like their mother.Copy !req
516. That list of names,
you may as well use as toilet paper.Copy !req
517. You don't know these people.Copy !req
518. They're invisible, like ghosts.Copy !req
519. Well, we have our ways.Copy !req
520. Like in your town,
if you need to find someone...Copy !req
521. you've got a go-to guy, right?Copy !req
522. Well, in Vegas, I'm that guy.Copy !req
523. You talk big,
but you'll never find them.Copy !req
524. All right, he's right behind us.
Move in.Copy !req
525. Move and you're dead.Copy !req
526. So where is this guy now?Copy !req
527. We're questioning him at the precinct,
but there's something I wanna tell you.Copy !req
528. Hey, boys. You okay?Copy !req
529. - Yeah.
- That hurt?Copy !req
530. Hey, easy.Copy !req
531. Han says he was hired to kill
Zhao and Danny.Copy !req
532. He says he doesn't know his employer.Copy !req
533. He was contacted by phone
by a Chinese-speaking female.Copy !req
534. Calls came from a pay phone,
so we ran these traffic surveillance tapes.Copy !req
535. That's one of his daughters.Copy !req
536. How about both of them?Copy !req
537. Hey. All right, look. Bad news.
I can't get you a refund on the wedding.Copy !req
538. So if you want to break up,
it's gonna cost you.Copy !req
539. Might wanna talk it over for half an hour.Copy !req
540. - Won't change my mind.
- Firehouse skank.Copy !req
541. Look, I did you both a huge favour
by bailing you out with Ed.Copy !req
542. All right, just do this for me.Copy !req
543. - Twenty minutes?
- Come on. Tick, tock.Copy !req
544. Whatever.Copy !req
545. Great. You can talk about it in here.Copy !req
546. Follow me.Copy !req
547. Enjoy.Copy !req
548. Okay, we got a live feed of Han
at the precinct.Copy !req
549. Compare that with the footage
of the intruder.Copy !req
550. Tape of the girls, it's purely circumstantial.
We're gonna need more than that.Copy !req
551. It's not gonna be easy.
These girls are smarter than they look.Copy !req
552. Why would they want their own father dead?Copy !req
553. He's dropping millions at casinos
all around the world.Copy !req
554. He loses his money,
they lose their inheritance.Copy !req
555. It's a match. He's our guy.Copy !req
556. Think it's time I had a word
with the daughters.Copy !req
557. Hey, show Luis to the girls, will you?
I got to take care of something.Copy !req
558. This gonna take long?
The plaintiff and her lawyer are waiting.Copy !req
559. Why don't you let them wait? Have a seat.Copy !req
560. All right.Copy !req
561. Here, there's something I want you to see.Copy !req
562. Here we go.Copy !req
563. ED: This is a tape made last night.Copy !req
564. ED: That is Miss Leboeuf at a tailgate party.Copy !req
565. Now, I'm not a doctor...Copy !req
566. but seems to me like her back
has miraculously been healed.Copy !req
567. ED: And here she is at work.Copy !req
568. ED: Sure doesn't look like
there's any loss of future income there.Copy !req
569. Doesn't seem to be a whole lot of suffering
and pain going on, either.Copy !req
570. And if you watch a little while longer...Copy !req
571. you'll see she's still able
to have some sex, too.Copy !req
572. ED: After they drop the case against Mike...Copy !req
573. I want you to notify the DA...Copy !req
574. so he can charge Miss Leboeuf with fraud.Copy !req
575. I'm on it.Copy !req
576. And exactly why weren't you on it before?Copy !req
577. - Ed, look...
- See, all it took...Copy !req
578. was a kid from housekeeping,
a video camera, and $200.Copy !req
579. Now, what the hell do we pay you?Copy !req
580. You owe me $200.Copy !req
581. ED: Attaboy.Copy !req
582. I don't know why
there's this obsession with us.Copy !req
583. Hey, make sure there's lemon
in my Pellegrino.Copy !req
584. Maybe it's our girl-next-door appeal.Copy !req
585. Would you excuse us? Police business.Copy !req
586. I'd like a word with each of you.
Miss Quin, you first.Copy !req
587. - So what's this all about?
- Couldn't say.Copy !req
588. - I'm sure you know something.
- No.Copy !req
589. Little help?Copy !req
590. I've always liked you.Copy !req
591. If you want, you and I
could be very close friends.Copy !req
592. Danny.Copy !req
593. Quin's not copping to anything.Copy !req
594. I'm gonna take them both to the station.
Sweat them a bit.Copy !req
595. All right, do me a favour.Copy !req
596. Have Quin meet me back in here in a minute.Copy !req
597. No, I'd rather keep them apart.Copy !req
598. Just trust me. Give me a minute.Copy !req
599. You look so serious.Copy !req
600. You need to loosen up a bit.Copy !req
601. What's with all the drama?Copy !req
602. Come on. You can tell me.Copy !req
603. Okay. The cops caught
this bad-ass named Han.Copy !req
604. Now, Quin says that she doesn't know him,
but she says that you do.Copy !req
605. - What are you talking about?
- You have to promise me...Copy !req
606. that you're not gonna mention
any of this to Det. Perez, okay?Copy !req
607. If you two ladies could wait here a minute,
I'd appreciate it.Copy !req
608. She says, "What are you talking about?Copy !req
609. "Don't lie to me, you whore."Copy !req
610. No, actually, she said, "You bitch."Copy !req
611. Hiring Han was your stupid idea.Copy !req
612. I told you we should have...Copy !req
613. Wow. "Killed Dad in Beijing."Copy !req
614. There you go.Copy !req
615. I think it's time they took a trip downtown.Copy !req
616. So, did you guys get a chance to talk?Copy !req
617. Lee, right here!
Girls!Copy !req
618. Thank you.
Thank you. One more.Copy !req
619. Right here! Please!Copy !req
620. Please look this way!Copy !req
621. - What?
- What are you smiling about?Copy !req
622. It's the China field office.Copy !req
623. News of the killer Beijing babes
is everywhere.Copy !req
624. We're booked for the next three months.Copy !req
625. It'll be on the cover of every tabloid.
Hope everybody's happy.Copy !req
626. Hey. Big "I dos" are about to happen.Copy !req
627. Hey.
ED: Hey.Copy !req
628. Thanks for getting me to wait the weekend.Copy !req
629. Why? What did you decide?Copy !req
630. Talked to Beresh.
He says the plaintiff dropped the case.Copy !req
631. Is that right?
Must be your winning smile, my man.Copy !req
632. - Mr. D, you didn't?
- No.Copy !req
633. Hey, you know how to save
a lawyer from drowning?Copy !req
634. - No, I don't.
- That's good, Mike.Copy !req
635. By the power vested in me
by the state of Nevada...Copy !req
636. I now pronounce you husbands and wives.Copy !req
637. In honour of your commitment
to one another, you may kiss your brides.Copy !req
638. - So they survived the fever.
- Yeah, well, they were lucky.Copy !req
639. One of their crazy ideas was
to have hot monkey sex on a dining table.Copy !req
640. I feel sorry for these first-timers.Copy !req
641. It's like they come to town
and they start having these crazy impulses.Copy !req
642. Yeah, at least us locals know better, right?Copy !req
643. Totally.Copy !req
644. Definitely.Copy !req